00:00No! Fuck you! What kind of therapist says you look like you've gained weight?
00:04One with eyes.
00:06Why do you keep saying shit like that?
00:07Because it's true.
00:08No, it's mean.
00:10Yeah, but it's also true.
00:12Go fuck yourself!
00:13Trust me, I've tried.
00:15Wow. Are you married, Dr. Blaine?
00:17Nope.
00:18Do you want to know why I think you're not married, Dr. Blaine?
00:21Nope.
00:21It's because you're such a narcissist.
00:23What was the point of asking?
00:24And ever since they made that little documentary about you, it's gotten way worse.
00:28You're never going to find someone who wants to marry you because every day your head gets a little bigger.
00:33And you're never going to find someone who wants to marry you because every day you wake up, your stomach
00:38gets a little bigger.
00:40Fuck you!
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