00:00Are you breaking up with me?
00:01Brian, I can't live without you.
00:03I'm going to let all of you break up with me.
00:06And just like that, Brian was trapped into a toxic relationship.
00:10I need to break up with her, but I don't want to be the 13th reason in her goodbye note.
00:14Then why don't you just get her to dump you?
00:16And so the reverse breakup was born.
00:18Brian's plan to get dumped come out as gay.
00:21Emily, there's something I've been keeping from you.
00:24What?
00:24I'm into guys.
00:26Oh, Brian, that's not a secret.
00:28I've always assumed you were bi.
00:30No, Emily, I'm not saying I'm bi.
00:32I'm saying I'm...
00:32You don't have to put a label on it.
00:34I still love you.
00:36With plan A failing, Brian's friend suggests a dangerous but effective plan B.
00:41Did you just call me fat?
00:43Yep, I did.
00:44You know what, Brian?
00:45What?
00:45I appreciate your honesty.
00:47I'm going to get a gym membership.
00:50With that plan not working, Brian is left with only one way to get dumped.
00:54Cheat.
00:55You cheated on me?
00:56Do you know what this means, Brian?
00:58I think so.
01:00It means that I don't have to dump you.
01:02Wait, what?
01:02I cheated on you with your best friend last night.
01:05I felt so guilty, but I guess now we're equal.
01:08You slept with my girlfriend?
01:10You said you guys were breaking up.
01:11You know what?
01:12Not anymore.
01:14Stay away from her.
01:16Brian?
01:17Emily, you're the best thing that's ever happened to me.
01:19You stuck with me when I was an asshole.
01:21You stayed with me even though I cheated.
01:23You don't care that I'm broke.
01:25Wait, you're broke?
01:26Yeah.
01:27I actually don't think this is going to work, Brian.
01:29It's not you.
01:30It's me.
01:34It's me.
01:34I'm sorry.
01:34You didn't think this is going to work.
01:35It's me.
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