00:00You're my fucking therapist. Why would you body shame me?
00:03Because if that was my body, I'd be ashamed.
00:06Meet Dr. Victor Blaine, a therapist who is currently being cancelled,
00:10which he claims is because clients can't handle the truth, and he refuses to lie.
00:15Dr. Blaine, is it true that you body shame all of your clients?
00:18Absolutely not. Only the fat ones.
00:22Unfazed by his zero-star rating on Yelp,
00:24Dr. Blaine refers to himself as the Donald Trump of therapy.
00:29Whatever the hell that means.
00:31I'm so screwed. I'm still in love with my ex, but she's not into guys anymore.
00:35Is that why you're dressed like a lesbian?
00:38When we asked Dr. Blaine how he'd describe himself, he said,
00:42imagine if Abraham Lincoln and Kanye West conceived a child. That would be me.
00:47Not sure I want to imagine that, but okay.
00:50You let those guys use you for your body, and there's no excuse for that behavior.
00:54Yes, there is. I have daddy issues.
00:56Yeah, so did Luke Skywalker.
00:58But his solution wasn't to let Yoda and Chewbacca run a train on him.
01:03Well, he did kiss his sister, but I get the point.
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