00:00Are you fucking dumb? I'm Brian's new girlfriend.
00:03Then who is he?
00:04My boy best friend.
00:05She's the one, dude. I can see a real future with her.
00:09This is Brian. He has been blinded by love.
00:12My parents said dating Becky was an obvious mistake,
00:15but I've been told hundreds of times that she's out of my league.
00:18I'm way out of your league, Brian.
00:20I'm out of your fucking league.
00:21I settled, Brian. I'm out of your league.
00:25Well, then it looks like I'm one lucky guy.
00:27Lost in the honeymoon phase, Brian is blind to the beast he's dating,
00:31though his friends have perfect clarity.
00:34Why are you FaceTiming another bitch?
00:36Becky, this is my mom.
00:38Oh.
00:38Hey, Miss Anderson, stop trying to fuck your own son, you creep.
00:42Look, is that not weird to you?
00:44You know what? I actually agree with you here.
00:46My own mom hitting on me is pretty weird.
00:49Oh, my God.
00:50Ignoring his friend's warnings, Brian remained confident in his girlfriend,
00:54but blind faith is weak when faced with clear eyes.
00:58Okay, yeah, I'm not allowed to play video games anymore.
01:01So what? Why else should I break up with Becky?
01:03Because you literally caught her sleeping with that Brad guy.
01:06We technically weren't dating yet,
01:08and she said I didn't last long enough, so technically it's my fault.
01:11So I'm not allowed to play video games with you,
01:13but Brad's allowed to play with her pussy.
01:15Yeah.
01:17Wait, no.
01:17Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye,
01:19bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye,
01:19bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye,
01:19bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye,
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