00:00I love spending time with you, Maddie.
00:02Me too, Brian.
00:03You are such a great friend.
00:07Such a great friend.
00:09Do you think she meant like friends with benefits?
00:11No.
00:12So I'm in the friend zone.
00:13Bingo.
00:13Well, then I need an escape plan.
00:15How do I get out?
00:16You get her in a car with you past 2 a.m.
00:18You're out.
00:19That's when the magic happens.
00:20Thanks for picking me up so late, Brian.
00:23I don't think I'd be able to walk home after that session.
00:26Bye, Big P.
00:27Why would you pick her up from a sneaky link?
00:30Because it was 2 a.m. and I thought it would be nice.
00:33That is your problem.
00:34Girls hate when a guy is too nice.
00:37Whoa.
00:39You look fat today.
00:40Why would you say that?
00:42Because you told me not to be nice.
00:44I didn't mean to be an asshole.
00:45I meant like be more mysterious.
00:48Women love mystery.
00:52Oh my God.
00:54Brian?
00:54Brian, that's a name I haven't heard in a long time.
00:58How did you get in my bathroom?
01:00I don't know.
01:01Some would say it's a mystery.
01:04You're lucky she's not pressing charges.
01:06So what's the plan now?
01:07Move on.
01:08Find a new girl.
01:09That's the plan.
01:10Maddie will never be into you.
01:15Brian?
01:16Maddie?
01:16How have you been?
01:17I haven't seen you in months.
01:18Good.
01:19Uh, who is this?
01:21Oh, this is my girlfriend, Jenna.
01:22Girlfriend?
01:23So I guess I'm just not good enough for you to date, huh?
01:25You are such a piece of sh...
01:27That's a piece of shit.
01:27I guess I don't know.
01:28But I just don't know.
01:28You are such a piece of shit.
