00:00No! You're not gonna hang with your boys!
00:02You're gonna stay here and massage my fucking feet!
00:07How could I say no to a face like that?
00:09Meet Brian. He's been blinded by love.
00:12One of my friends said my girlfriend's controlling and doesn't let me do anything,
00:16but she just let me go to his costume party.
00:19What are you even dressed up as?
00:20Uh, I'm her prisoner?
00:23You were supposed to wear a costume.
00:26Brian's friends can't stand his new girlfriend,
00:28but he's too blinded by the honeymoon phase to understand why.
00:32Are you seriously bailing on our boy tonight?
00:34I'm not allowed to leave Becky's dog alone.
00:36She's visiting her best friend Brad right now.
00:38So you're ditching your boys so she can hang out with her boy?
00:41Dude, I'm just trying to make sure my girlfriend's needs are satisfied.
00:44Then don't worry!
00:45It sounds like Brad's satisfying her needs right now!
00:48Brian ignored his friend's warnings, confident in his new relationship,
00:52but a blind man's confidence is no match for clear eyes.
00:55Dude, I just walked in on your girlfriend fucking that Brad guy.
00:58She is cheating on you!
00:59No, dude, that doesn't count as cheating.
01:02Brad's her celebrity hall pass.
01:04Mind Sydney Sweeney?
01:05Yeah, but Brad's not a celebrity.
01:07Oh yeah?
01:07Then why else would Becky tell me he's famous from the waist down?
01:13Oh shit.
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