00:00You are fat phobic. I came to therapy with you to fix my body image.
00:04Then you need to go to physical therapy. This isn't a f***ing gym, a lard ass.
00:08This is Dr. Victor Blaine, a therapist with a zero star rating on Yelp,
00:14which he claims is because his clients can't handle the truth.
00:18I walk in and I see my precious son. He's getting bullied for being a furry.
00:22I mean, what would you have done if you walked in and saw that?
00:25I probably would have joined in on the bullying.
00:29When we asked Dr. Blaine how he felt about the hundreds of zero star reviews,
00:34he said, each person who left a zero star review paid me $200 for the hour.
00:39They're not hurting my feelings, and they sure as hell aren't hurting my pockets.
00:44I feel like people secretly think my body is hideous.
00:47And I know people don't actually think that, but...
00:49No, no. You should trust your gut on this one.
00:52What?
00:52I'm just saying, if you're going to have a gut that big, you might as well trust it.
00:57Dr. Blaine was recently cancelled on Twitter after an audio recording of a session was leaked.
01:03When we asked for his comment on this, he said,
01:06I don't give a fuck what they say about me on Twitter,
01:09because I live in the real world, not in an imaginary place on the internet.
01:14I just get angry so easily.
01:16So do I. I have this great psychological exercise I use to calm down.
01:20Let me guess. Take a deep breath?
01:22No. Smoke a cigarette.
01:25He was right. This is way better.
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