00:00Wow, the weather's actually kind of nice today.
00:02Hot girl summer is over, and now it's fucking fierce girl fall, bitch.
00:06Meet Maddie, a girl overly obsessed with fall.
00:09I love fall, but it's not like I'm actually obsessed.
00:13Hey Maddie, do you want any liquid death?
00:15Oh my god, is that the new fall season flavored liquid death?
00:18Psycho cider?
00:19This is so fucking fall vibes, Brian.
00:21I knew you were the right victim.
00:22We were meant to be together forever without you leaving me.
00:25What?
00:27Yeah, there's something seriously wrong with her.
00:30Maddie claims she doesn't just love fall for the seasonal flavored treats.
00:34She loves fall because she gets to cozy up and watch true crime documentaries for hours.
00:40And Brian has made the mistake of going on a date with her.
00:43Which true crime doc do you want to watch, Brian?
00:46I don't care.
00:46What about this one? It looks like it has spooky vibes.
00:49Sean Lennon was last seen with his girlfriend Maddie.
00:52Wait, you dated that guy?
00:53Uh, let's watch a different one.
00:56Who offered Ray?
00:57Ray was the best boyfriend ever.
00:59I...
01:00I gotta go.
01:01No, Brian.
01:02I've watched every true crime doc already.
01:04And I need another one to watch.
01:05You're gonna be a star, Brian.
01:07What the fuck?
01:08Someone has to create the spooky vibes, Brian!
01:11No!
01:15Where do I start?
01:17When he walked in, the whole room lit up.
01:20That was my Brian.
01:21I'll see you next time.
01:23I have a reagent memory.
01:25Bye.
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