00:00I'm sorry, but you have cancer.
00:02What?
00:02Psych!
00:04I'm joking.
00:05You should have seen the look on your face, though.
00:07Meet Dr. Roy Smith, an unsuccessful comedian who became a successful doctor.
00:12Some people say I'm not funny enough to do stand-up comedy, but my patients love my jokes.
00:17So are you bottle-feeding him?
00:19No, we're breastfeeding.
00:20Lucky little guy, huh?
00:23I wish I was you.
00:26Patients do not love Dr. Smith's jokes.
00:28Four-eleven?
00:30Ma'am, I asked for your weight, not your height.
00:32Oh, four-hundred-eleven.
00:35Well, ma'am, I'd say you're a walking heart attack, but doesn't sound like you're walking much.
00:39Despite the complaints from HR, Dr. Smith claims he can't resist testing new material on patients.
00:45You know, most days I'm pretty sad I didn't get to do stand-up comedy for a living.
00:49But when a pretty girl like you comes in, I'm glad I became a gynecologist.
00:55Roy's medical license was revoked shortly after this.
00:58Roy's prediction for why this happened?
01:00Cancel culture.
01:02Roy's medical license was revoked.
01:02Roy's medical license was revoked.
01:03Roy's medical license was revoked.
01:03Roy's medical license was revoked.
01:03Roy's medical license was revoked.
01:03Roy's medical license was revoked.
