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00:13THE END
00:18So she found her dad at the bottom of the stairs.
00:23God knows how long he'd been there.
00:24The ambulance took forever.
00:26She's like, the party's cancelled, if you want the buffet.
00:28Come and help yourself.
00:30Can she not freeze it?
00:30No, she's all dramatic.
00:32She's like, get it out of my sight.
00:34I mean, that was ten o'clock this morning.
00:36I mean, he might be dead by now.
00:37He's awake.
00:38Rest in peace, Daddy.
00:40Oh, my God.
00:42I love a cheap sausage roll.
00:45Mmm.
00:45I thought we could start season two.
00:48Um, it's eight episodes,
00:50so we could do four this afternoon,
00:53and then four next week.
00:54You know, see how we get on.
00:55Mmm.
00:56I've got pizza.
00:57Don't go and order Deliveroo.
00:59It's twice the price.
01:01You can't afford it.
01:01Told you I got paid in cash by him next door, didn't I?
01:04How much did you charge?
01:05Eight hundred quid.
01:07How much did I give you?
01:07Eight hundred quid.
01:08But you didn't give a tip?
01:09No, type bastard.
01:11He's a proper little Scotsman, that one, ain't he?
01:12But what does she think?
01:14That's what I'm dying to know.
01:16Marie, how much does she know?
01:18I don't think she knows anything.
01:19She knows George is gay, though.
01:21No, I don't think so.
01:22Of course she does.
01:23Might need to have chutney or something.
01:25Mmm.
01:25And I'm not asking,
01:26because you told me that I interfere too much with her family.
01:31But she could help.
01:32She could talk some sense into mine.
01:34But no.
01:35You want to keep it all secret, promise.
01:37She's not my wife.
01:38I know.
01:38But you could try.
01:40You don't have to be all...
01:43Well.
01:46OK.
01:46Oh, what is it this time?
01:48I'm just saying you don't have to be all gay man about this.
01:54Meaning?
01:54I've told you before.
01:56What?
01:56Sometimes, Leo, you can look down on women.
01:59Fuck off.
02:00Like that.
02:01So Clive is next door and you're having to go at me?
02:03Well, you know, your mum wasn't the nicest.
02:06Your words, you've spent 35 years on Canal Street
02:10where it's men all day and all night
02:12and maybe that makes women a bit irrelevant.
02:14Oh, so straight men aren't the problem.
02:16It's the gays.
02:16Sometimes.
02:17Yeah.
02:18I think, in your eyes, women get reduced.
02:21Thank you. Good to know.
02:22I'm sorry.
02:22That's Carly saying that.
02:24My own daughter.
02:26And she says I go running round after you're clearing up your mouth.
02:30What have I done?
02:31I am not saying she's right.
02:31What have I done today?
02:32I'm saying that's what she sees.
02:34I want that.
02:34Is my day off?
02:35I mean, it's my fault.
02:36I thought, oh.
02:37You do say.
02:38Oh, Stephanie.
02:39And I can rock everything.
02:40That'll be nice.
02:40And it's got to be said.
02:41We both did all that stuff.
02:42And emptied the account.
02:44You were to.
02:45Ask Roddy.
02:45Just ask him.
02:47Just tell me.
02:48Why do you have to make everything so difficult?
02:49You know, Roddy's a cheeky bastard who goes straight home and tell him
02:51and then they're all laughing at me.
02:53It's like that.
02:54Your hand.
02:56What happened to your hand?
02:58I just bruised it, that's all.
02:59How?
02:59At work.
03:01Were you in a fight?
03:02No.
03:04You kept secrets with that Patricia.
03:09If you're hiding things from me now, don't.
03:15We are arriving!
03:18We're on a business!
03:19We are arriving!
03:21We're on a business!
03:24We are arriving!
03:24Hey!
03:25Jesus Christ!
03:27Call the police!
03:28The lunatics have escaped!
03:29Hey!
03:30Hey!
03:30Hey!
03:30Come on, come on!
03:32Hey!
03:35You giving up?
03:36Hey?
03:37Are you selling it off, are you?
03:38You're retiring, old man.
03:40No, I've got to carry me stuff in from the van every night, haven't I?
03:43And then every morning I've got to carry it back to the van
03:45because I can't leave it in the van overnight because the thieving bastards like you.
03:48Hey, don't take me on.
03:49Look at this.
03:50Feel that.
03:50Yeah, you're looking good.
03:52Oh, bit of work in that, mate.
03:53I discovered this thing, yeah, with the cables.
03:56If you want to isolate your pelvic floor, shove your finger up your arse.
04:00Well, you'd love that.
04:01I love it, mate.
04:02It makes you tense up like crazy, like, whoa!
04:04Oh, yeah, well, there's nothing they can do about your ugly face, isn't it?
04:07Hey!
04:08Go on, Saul!
04:09Saul!
04:10Yeah!
04:12George, where are you?
04:14George, hold on.
04:16George, will you not?
04:17You little twat, is that your...
04:19What's going on there?
04:23I don't know.
04:24Where's it from?
04:24That boy, Mikey.
04:25It's reposted from someone called Beryl5, is she?
04:32Look, do what you want.
04:34I don't care.
04:34But what's your lot of college going to say?
04:36Now, don't be stupid and get it deleted.
04:40And you're not very pretty, Georgina.
04:44Roddy, you knobber are you?
04:45We need to get the t-shirts!
04:56All right, mother.
04:57Will you have enough?
04:58The usual, please.
05:00Coming up.
05:07Mikey, how do you know Beryl?
05:09We did that thing at contact.
05:11You reposted her.
05:13That boy in the make-up.
05:14It's Saul's brother.
05:15Can you take her down?
05:16Tell her, not me.
05:17I am.
05:33You know what they're doing now, don't you?
05:35Huh?
05:35Women.
05:35They are freezing their eggs.
05:37Because they say, our generation is so useless that we can't touch them.
05:41Like, we're not good enough.
05:43Oh, Ollie.
05:44Tell him when was the last time he had a girlfriend.
05:46Never had one.
05:4623.
05:47Never had a girlfriend.
05:48And he's beautiful, huh?
05:50Bit as a fucking horse.
05:51But they've reduced him to an NPC.
05:53I've never had a problem.
05:54Oh, don't forget the t-shirts.
05:55Oh, yeah, yeah.
05:56Grab this.
05:58Grab this for us.
06:00There you go, mate.
06:02Kofi, put it down, man.
06:03My mum's gonna kill you.
06:04Er, Ruddy, are you, er...
06:06Are you still vaping?
06:07No, it's like an addiction.
06:08I've swapped one for the other.
06:09Look, I've got the real thing.
06:13So, I was wondering, er, how's your dad getting on?
06:15Has he moved in yet?
06:16Yeah, it's great.
06:17Sweet.
06:18Same size as the old shop.
06:19Just a better location.
06:21Right.
06:21Does he need any help?
06:22Nah.
06:23He's all good.
06:23We were a bakery before, so nothing's changed.
06:25He's just...
06:27moving stuff around.
06:31Still, if he needs any work doing, I'm available.
06:37You know, it's just, erm...
06:40Things are a bit tough right now, you know?
06:42So...
06:42They've got us on this breathing space scheme, you know?
06:45It's just, erm...
06:51Trouble is, he, er...
06:53He moved the counter and he needed the front rewiring, yeah?
06:55Do you know who did it?
07:00Me?
07:04But you're not an electrician, are you?
07:06So maybe I should check it over, you know?
07:07I mean, I wouldn't charge much.
07:08I did it for free.
07:09Yeah, but you don't know what you're doing.
07:10I watched it on YouTube.
07:12A couple of tutorials was...
07:13It was a piece of piss.
07:16Where are you, Roddy boy?
07:18Monty!
07:18Come here!
07:19We are arriving!
07:21For our Avisco!
07:23We are arriving!
07:24Hello.
07:39Hello.
07:50Hey, Monty!
07:51What's the cheap, big boy?
07:53You're a big idiot.
07:56Hey, John, John, come here.
08:01Hey, you still owe me a pint, mate.
08:02No, you owe me a pint.
08:05Come on, everyone, t-shirts, get changed, all of you.
08:08This lot are sponsoring the beer.
08:20I'm so confident that I'll give Tuck Shop a blown job myself.
08:29Right, we're getting to mediums now, what, what, you're large.
08:35Bryce, Bryce, Bryce!
08:41Do you want to know how many goals I reckon we're going to score today?
08:44One, two, three, four, five.
08:50You like what you see, George?
08:52Come home, honey!
08:53There, there, there, there.
09:02George, put it on.
09:03Tell me what kids buying this stuff.
09:11We're on the pistol!
09:15We are arriving!
09:16We're on the pistol!
09:19Come on, Tommy!
09:23Hey, you got this!
09:25Off, fuck off, Roddy.
09:26We can be sponsored by Grindr!
09:27Get off me!
09:28You tight bitch!
09:30Get off!
09:31Love your daddy, boy!
09:32Get off!
09:32I'm doing this!
09:35Get off!
09:36OK, Roddy, Roddy, Roddy!
09:37Roddy, stop it!
09:38Come on, it's starting, get a beer.
09:45Let me tell you something, boy.
09:48All right, let me tell you something really important now.
09:53Don't enjoy it too much, all right?
09:56Hey, don't enjoy it too much, Randy!
09:59Come on, sit down, come on!
10:02Come on, everyone, get down there!
10:05Let's get going!
10:28Oh!
10:31Don't be sad!
10:32Don't be sad, baby boy!
10:34Get you the fuck off!
10:34Hey!
10:35Language!
10:42Leave him alone.
10:45Or what?
10:47Or you'll find out.
10:49You're not my boss anymore.
10:51So be careful.
10:55Mr. Goss, do you know what Saul does upstairs on his camera?
10:59It's none of my business, is it?
11:01Man's bedroom is his castle, am I right, ladsie?
11:04Yeah!
11:07We've all seen it.
11:10Billy's sister's passed it round.
11:12The noise you make when you come, you're like a little girl.
11:16You can shut it.
11:17I'm gonna tell them all why Sheena bin you.
11:20What did she say?
11:22Tell you later.
11:22Nah, what did she say?
11:24I can't tell you now,
11:25cos that would be...
11:28premature.
11:29Fuck off.
11:29You fuck off.
11:31Fuck off!
12:10Hey Roddy!
12:12This is you!
12:13Ah!
12:15Oh!
12:17Oh!
12:21We've got you there, Roddy!
12:23We've got you there!
12:25We've got you there!
12:25We've got you there!
12:27We've got you!
12:32That photo's back.
12:34Soul's brother.
12:35It's on the Lippy Manc site.
12:36Once it's out, you can't stop it.
12:38You know what I blame?
12:40For the downfall of civilization.
12:44Croissants.
12:46Croissants?
12:46Have you seen them?
12:48The modern croissants.
12:50Walk down the street, every other shop's an artisan bakery.
12:52Never mind, you can't pay the gas bill.
12:54Have a croissant.
12:54Oh, and there are trays of these things,
12:58all pimped out with crests of pistachio chantilly cream on top
13:03and stuffed with blueberry custard roulade
13:06and covered in glaze and honey and glitter.
13:09It's the end of the world.
13:11Like the fall of Versailles,
13:14and it leads to the guillotine, I warn you,
13:19Britain will burn and the streets will smell
13:22of laminated pastry.
13:29Am I boring you, sweetheart?
13:30No.
13:32It's just this thing.
13:33I think it's my fault.
13:34Well, that'll solve it.
13:36Typing.
13:37It's all the world does now, type.
13:40Heaven forfend,
13:41you should actually get off your arse
13:43and do something.
13:54You see, the problem is,
13:56in the old days, we'd have a fight downstairs,
13:57we reported, police come in,
13:59that nowadays, everybody films the bloody fight
14:02on 500 different phones,
14:04and that keeps on getting reported to the police.
14:07We're stuck in a loop,
14:08we end up with 500 different reports
14:10of the same thing,
14:11and then the council starts asking questions
14:14like we had 500 fights,
14:16but it was just one.
14:17I've got to go.
14:19Louise can cover my shift.
14:22Sorry.
14:47What's our road, please?
15:13Oh, I'm sorry.
15:15Was I disrespecting your rights as a woman
15:18to show the slightest iota of intelligence?
15:20No.
15:21As a matter of fact,
15:23I don't think you treat women badly.
15:25I think you treat everyone badly.
15:26Ah, there she is.
15:29Do you think you're cleverer than everyone else?
15:31Er, that's because I am.
15:33That's the last bit, you want it?
15:34No, you're all right.
15:35That's the problem with next door, though.
15:37Do you think you're smarter than them?
15:39What, they're fucking Flintstones?
15:40I should hope so.
15:42I know they might not be our sort of people,
15:43but think about it,
15:44they've raised two boys,
15:46neither one of them's gone to jail.
15:47Oh, my gosh.
15:48No, but they're not in prison,
15:49they're not on drugs,
15:51I mean, they're kind of bright, really.
15:53One of them walks into your house,
15:54helps themself,
15:56and the other one has sex online
15:58and makes money out of it.
15:59Oh.
16:00That's clever.
16:01Not everyone's as dumb as you'd like to think.
16:08Does it show
16:09that I think people are thick?
16:11I mean, can you actually see it on my face?
16:14Like a lighthouse.
16:18BUZZER
16:18Oh, my God.
16:20Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
16:22Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho!
16:24All right, boys?
16:25All right.
16:26All right, Mrs Jane,
16:28our mum says hello and thanks for the blankets.
16:30Remember what I said,
16:31no vaping.
16:32It stinks the house out.
16:35Bunch of idiots, you lot.
16:36You want peach at half-time?
16:37You need to put it on now.
16:38Marie, Saul could buy us caviar, all the money he's earning.
16:42For fuck's sake, Murray.
17:12What are you doing here?
17:13I was just passing.
17:14I knew you're living next door to the right.
17:15Liam, you can't come in.
17:16I don't want to.
17:18I thought we could go into town.
17:19They've got a maker's market in Hank's.
17:20No, no.
17:21Just...
17:21Can you go?
17:23Thanks.
17:23George, I saw the livestream.
17:24Okay?
17:25I was worried they were battering me.
17:26It's football!
17:28Don't be so stupid now.
17:29Fuck off!
17:30I can't be seen with you.
17:33Why not?
17:33Of course.
17:34Look at you!
17:36You can't come near me house.
17:37Just go.
17:47Where have you been?
17:49Nowhere.
17:51Why'd you go outside?
17:54Dunno.
17:56Just went out.
17:59What were you for?
18:01Leave it.
18:03Leave it.
18:03Leave it.
18:04She killed the cat.
18:07She won't starve.
18:09Ten minutes for the pizza.
18:11Hey, George, you missed it.
18:12Please, half a sleep.
18:18What are you doing here?
18:31I'm going out.
18:44I'm out.
18:53SUSAN
18:54Oh, my God.
19:14I said hello to George online and we got on.
19:17He's a laugh.
19:18I took him out for a drink.
19:19What did you do that for?
19:21How old are you?
19:2325.
19:24He's 16.
19:25Yeah, I know.
19:26That's the point.
19:27He's only 16.
19:28Who's looking out for him?
19:29But I'm just the neighbour.
19:31What am I supposed to do?
19:32There's this photo as well.
19:35We were messing about and...
19:37Oh, what the fuck did you do to him?
19:38Just having a laugh.
19:39Well, that's clever too.
19:40You thought you'd recruit him at the same time.
19:41All right, back off, Steph.
19:43Nothing to do with me.
19:45But he saw me just now, Clive.
19:47And he's not going to be happy.
19:48Yeah, he's not a monster.
19:49Excuse me?
19:50After everything he did to you?
19:55All right, but George will just have a bad afternoon, don't we all?
19:59It's part of growing up, isn't it?
20:01Tell you what, I know, Marie.
20:02Why don't I give her a call?
20:03No, but...
20:04I know what I'm doing.
20:06I'll just suggest they keep it down a bit and it might all calm down.
20:11Clive will never see this.
20:12Mikey's seen it.
20:14And Mikey knows Saul, and if Saul sees it...
20:25Hi, Marie.
20:26It's Steph.
20:27Bless George.
20:28He looks quite nice.
20:31My mum caught me in full make-up and I was older than him.
20:33You're noisy.
20:35I was 18 and you know what happened then.
20:36I don't know if you can...
20:38Well, what can I do?
20:38I guess I could have a chat with Clive in a weird way.
20:42We'd get on quite well, but...
20:44I can't just walk in there.
20:45I haven't an excuse to...
20:49Yes, I have.
20:53I'll just be two minutes.
20:54I didn't really know what was going on.
20:56Don't start episode three without me.
20:57What are you doing?
21:01He isn't going next door, is he?
21:05What have you done now?
21:07How's it my fault?
21:08Well, the amount of hormones you're on.
21:10No wonder you overreact.
21:16I'd have thought it's going to cost me 200 quid to have my locks replaced,
21:20but why bother?
21:22We've sorted that out.
21:23There's no way it would ever happen again.
21:26And it's really convenient you have in my keys, so...
21:30A wee piece offering.
21:35Sorry to interrupt.
21:39It's all time.
21:42Well, if you've got five minutes, could I have a little word?
22:03I know they're all just having fun, but I've been there on the receiving end, so to speak.
22:11So you're watching us?
22:13No, that's online.
22:14Everyone can see that.
22:16They're broadcasting live from your house.
22:19And I'll just say, next door, right now, it's a funny thing, sociologically.
22:24Gangs of lads always know when someone's gay.
22:26It's like a herd instinct.
22:29And they can pick on him.
22:30So what are you saying George is gay?
22:35Well, we talked about this.
22:36No, we said we don't know.
22:38So what, you've made your mind up without me, have you?
22:40You and your mates and that Z.
22:42Is she next door or is she right now?
22:44Because she was outside.
22:45Or he was outside, or they were outside.
22:49How does she know George?
22:51She knows Saul.
22:52She follows him, so she follows his brother.
22:53Yeah, you follow someone online, you don't follow them home.
22:56So you sit there, in your house, with your mates, and you follow Saul, and you follow George,
23:04and those great big lads, and you watch their videos.
23:08You're watching with your pants down, Leo.
23:10Oh.
23:10You come round here and you say that I'm a bad father.
23:13What?
23:13Will you bolog them, Clyde?
23:15They're pissing out the back.
23:16For God's sake.
23:17Bloody idiots.
23:19Can I have my phone back?
23:20What are you doing here?
23:22Hey!
23:23Why is your friend Steph boning me?
23:26I don't know.
23:27I just popped in.
23:30Clyde, can I have my phone back, please?
23:32You two!
23:33I won't tell you again!
23:36Hi, Mr. Brothers.
23:37Are we making too much noise?
23:39No, no, no, you're good.
23:40It's good to you.
23:41Go, George.
23:42That's the man I was talking about.
23:43I worked for you.
23:56I've got pizza for 5,000.
23:58Most of it on the floor.
24:00Mum, what are you doing?
24:01It's all right, Mrs. G.
24:02Sorry, Mum.
24:03He's a fucking idiot.
24:04Yeah, you can shut up.
24:05I was talking about you, mister.
24:09Huh?
24:10Did Clyde tell you what's happening at work for me?
24:12The Academy is merging three kitchens,
24:15so my job is in consultation.
24:18We all know what that means.
24:20That's tough.
24:20No, but the real problem is my boss, Alexander.
24:24He's a gay man, you see.
24:27Well, I don't actually know him.
24:28But this is what he does.
24:30He employs young lads in the kitchen.
24:33And, I mean, young.
24:34And they get younger and younger, those boys.
24:37Yeah, one of them was on the 16th.
24:38And the funny thing is, are their jobs in danger?
24:41No, they're not.
24:42They're safe.
24:43It's the women the first to go.
24:45OK, but that is not my fault.
24:47Never is, is it?
24:48Lane free.
24:52Now, behave yourselves, you lot,
24:53and don't start mooning, for Christ's sake.
24:55I can't promise you, Marie.
24:57Have fun.
24:58So, is it Mr. Struthers?
24:59Can I ask, have you got any jobs going?
25:00It's just all we're saying about the bar.
25:02Er, not at the moment.
25:03But we get a high turnover, so it's worth asking.
25:06We're spitting polish.
25:07You should look at the website.
25:08It's a gay bar, Ollie.
25:09I'll show me arse, I don't care.
25:11Hey.
25:11It's a good arse.
25:14Yeah, it doesn't actually matter.
25:16You don't have to be gay to work there.
25:18We're actually not allowed to ask.
25:19You.
25:19Don't ask, beg your pardon.
25:21He's fucking obsessed.
25:22No, it's the law, Clive, as you well know.
25:25If you were going to take on an apprentice,
25:27you wouldn't be able to ask if he was gay or straight.
25:29I'd know, though, wouldn't I?
25:30I'd know, wouldn't I, lads?
25:33Would you know if someone's gay just by looking?
25:38Not always.
25:39Could you tell with us?
25:43Um, well, that depends.
25:46Well, go on.
25:47Law of averages, it's got to be one of us.
25:49Which one is it?
25:51Um...
25:51You've got a grinder on your phone?
25:53Hey, I've got his phone here.
25:54Yeah, could I have that back, please?
25:56Seriously, can I have my phone back?
25:58Go on, open it up.
25:59Got it, got it.
26:00Open it, go on.
26:01Hey, hey, it's the grinder test.
26:03Cos if one of us is bent, that thing's going to go ping.
26:06Oh, yeah, I'll tell you what, boys.
26:07If anyone in this room is going to nosh us off,
26:10Tuck's up with anything.
26:11You know what?
26:12I'll take it, lads, I'll take it.
26:15Wait a minute, whoa.
26:18Was it your house that George was in,
26:20drinking wine and wanking off?
26:22Cos Saul said...
26:23Shut up, that's been sorted.
26:25You're the gay next door, yeah?
26:28Cos I warn you,
26:30leave George your girl alone, old man.
26:34That bitch is mine.
26:36Come on, man.
26:37Oh, my God, he's hard.
26:39Fuck off.
26:41He's got hard, and I'm not kidding,
26:43he fancies me.
26:46He's so shamed you.
26:47Look at him.
26:50Hey, George, my man.
26:56I'll tell you what, the boys
26:57are that bigger.
27:05You're sick of it, old prick.
27:06It takes one to no one, mate.
27:07It takes one to no one.
27:08Congratulations, George!
27:10Come on!
27:14Keep it down, Lillian.
27:29You're proud of yourself.
27:31I didn't do anything.
27:32It's got to be said, though, boys.
27:34It's got to be said that my little George,
27:35he didn't stand a chance with this pansy next door.
27:38Cos you know what?
27:39He follows you.
27:40Yeah, all of you.
27:42Online, he's watching you.
27:43Look.
27:44Is that my video?
27:46Yeah.
27:46Everything you do, he's watching.
27:48That's not fair.
27:48All the time.
27:49Now, just have that back.
27:50Yeah, why?
27:51Cos what else is on there, eh?
27:52Thing is, Mr. Boss,
27:54those boys of yours,
27:55they're filthy.
27:57They're fucking obscene.
27:59Both of them, eh?
28:16All right, all right, all right.
28:19All right.
28:20That's me!
28:21That's me!
28:22I tell you what, Monty,
28:24they wouldn't have you, mate!
28:33Hey, hey, hey, good on you, lads.
28:35Good on you.
28:36Oh, fucking hell, Dad, I'm sorry.
28:37No!
28:38Hey, it's good, isn't it?
28:39Cos, you know, you're earning money,
28:40and that's what counts, isn't it?
28:41Hey, the coin.
28:43Good on you.
28:53Turning you on, George.
28:54Oh, no, he's just going too far, Roddy.
28:57Incest is best, yeah, so...
28:59Look, I think I'd better leave you, Clive.
29:01Can I just have my foot?
29:02You've seen it all before, anyway, haven't you?
29:03Hey, you've seen it before?
29:05Mr. Struthers from number five, yeah?
29:08You know what?
29:09He's seen you, Saul.
29:11He sits there, not ten feet away,
29:13watching videos of you...
29:15Oh, my God.
29:15...on his computer.
29:16You don't subscribe to him?
29:18No, I do not.
29:20What's this, then?
29:21It's on your bar's website.
29:22Sick.
29:25Fucking hell, George.
29:26You got something to tell us, then, or what?
29:27I'll tell you what.
29:28That's all.
29:29It's all right.
29:29Yeah, clearly we're here.
29:30It's told you we're here.
29:37What's that?
29:45George, what is that?
29:47I don't know.
29:49What are you doing, then?
29:50I don't know.
29:50Where is that?
29:51Oh, come on.
29:52Shut up, you!
29:53You pornographer!
29:57You know, you tell me what that is.
29:59Look, I just think that sometimes when we just have a lot to drink, we do silly things.
30:03That, to me, looks like a mad night out with some daft mates.
30:05So what?
30:05He was with you?
30:06No.
30:07Is that in your house?
30:08No, it's not.
30:09So how did you know he was drunk, then?
30:12What, did you get him pissed and then dress him up, did you?
30:14Just stop this.
30:14What, did you put lipstick on him like a little doll, did you?
30:16For Christ's sakes, it's a boy in 2026 having a laugh.
30:21He lives right next door, Clive.
30:22He's never a stranger.
30:23Lots of it and all.
30:24When the red red robin comes for coming along, there'll be no more song when he's done
30:40What are you doing to him, no, I'm not doing anything, I think I'm better off going for you.
30:53Okay, no, no, no, good boy.
30:55Come on, good boy.
30:56Don't do it.
31:03You're trying to change my son.
31:05Let me go.
31:06You're trying to change him.
31:07Just let me go.
31:07You're turning him into a little girl.
31:09Clive, let me go.
31:10You've seen those photos, what they do to you when you're trans, because they chop your cock off.
31:13Look.
31:14That's George.
31:15What the fuck?
31:15Well?
31:16He didn't do anything.
31:17I'd never let him touch me, he's got HIV.
31:20Do you fuck?
31:21You filthy bastard.
31:22Hey, you're going to watch yourself, Mr. Garth.
31:23Don't touch him.
31:24I saw the pills in his house.
31:25I looked them up, he's infected.
31:27I've had it for years and I'm fine.
31:31According to Clive, there's no such thing as HIV.
31:34So go on, tell them, with all your wisdom, educate the lads.
31:39What's this on your back, George?
31:40Hey, what does that say?
31:41It's not on the T-shirt.
31:41No, no, no, it's on his skin.
31:42It's nothing, it's not anything.
31:47What the fuck is that, you weird kid?
31:49Flo, what's Flo?
31:50Hey, you got anything else?
31:53What does that mean?
31:56What is it?
31:57George, what the fuck is it?
31:58Is it menstrual flow?
31:59It's a game, it was a stupid game when we're playing, it's nothing.
32:02What sort of game?
32:03It was his friend, she did it.
32:05Which one?
32:05The tranny.
32:06Did you change his name?
32:07No.
32:07Did you give him a new name?
32:07No, I've never seen it before.
32:09Did you name him?
32:10I'm going to cut it off, Clive.
32:11I'm going to cut his fucking cock off.
32:13What?
32:13Like this?
32:16I'm little Georgie!
32:18You've got to say, Mr. Goss, if you want a ladyboy, you're the expert.
32:24Mr. Goss?
32:25What, Mr. G?
32:26What?
32:27Is that some fella?
32:29No!
32:34We all know you play away from home, but that's taken it a bit far.
32:37Come here!
32:38Come here!
32:39Come here!
32:39Come here!
32:39Come here!
32:40Come here!
32:40Come here!
32:40Come here!
32:40Come here!
32:41Come here!
32:43Come here!
32:44Shut up!
32:45Shut up!
32:45Is that what you do?
32:45Do you invite me in?
32:47You know, we should hang him, aye.
32:49Like those trainers that they hang on the telephone wires.
32:51You know when there's a crack house in the street and they put the trainers on the wires to warn
32:54people off?
32:55I'm not a warning, they're an advert!
32:58Are you correcting me?
33:01You keep grabbing hold, and breathing on me, and using your fist.
33:05I really don't know.
33:09Which one of us is gay?
33:14Stringles.
33:14David boys!
33:15Come here!
33:17Stop it!
33:18Come here!
33:20Come here!
33:21Come here!
33:22Stop it!
33:22Right, come on!
33:23Right, get him to that lamppost there!
33:24Come on!
33:25Let me go!
33:26It's okay!
33:27I'll just go home!
33:28Get him!
33:28Let me go!
33:29Come on, now!
33:31Come on, now!
33:32Get off there!
33:34Shut up!
33:39Stop it!
33:41What the fuck?
33:42Stop it!
33:43Stop it!
33:44What are you doing?
33:45That thing!
33:46Get it!
33:47Run!
33:48Run!
33:48Run!
33:51Oh, my God!
33:55Stop it!
33:56We're gonna get him!
33:57We're gonna get him!
33:58We're gonna get him!
33:59We're gonna get him!
34:00Clive, okay?
34:01Okay, Clive.
34:02Clive, I'm sorry.
34:03Just leave the heroine.
34:04She's done nothing wrong.
34:05Please, please, please, please!
34:06I don't believe me!
34:07I don't care who's done 14.
34:09Run!
34:11Run!
34:13Run!
34:14Stop!
34:16Please!
34:17Stop him!
34:18You fucking fuck off!
34:20Hey, Jeremy!
34:22Go on!
34:23Go on!
34:23Just stop, stop, stop, stop.
34:24Don't!
34:25What the fuck, Dad?
34:27Hold this!
34:29Hold this!
34:30Hold this!
34:30Come on!
34:31Come on!
34:38Let's get him up there!
34:40Please!
34:41Get him up there!
34:42Please!
34:43Stop!
34:45You take pride!
34:46Please!
34:47Stop!
34:47In your flag!
34:49It's everywhere!
34:50Please!
34:51Please!
34:52Well, we need a new flag to say that this street is safe!
34:55Dad, please!
34:56That our children are safe!
34:59That there's one place in this world where children are safe!
35:03And that flag...
35:04Dad!
35:06...is you!
35:06Help me!
35:07Oh, God!
35:08For God's sake!
35:09One of you!
35:09Please!
35:11Push them up!
35:12Help me!
35:12Three, two, one!
35:15More!
35:16Come on!
35:16Two!
35:17One!
35:20Two!
35:22Two!
35:23One!
35:24Come on!
35:25Get him away and get him!
35:27Come on!
35:27Get him!
35:28Get him!
35:28No!
35:28He's here!
35:31I'm going!
35:33Got it!
35:34Dad!
35:35Dad!
35:37Let him go!
35:38Let's go.
36:08Stop.
36:42Let's go.
37:30Let's go.
37:31Let's go!
37:33Here we go!
37:34Oh, ah!
37:39Ah!
37:45Ah!
37:47Ah!
37:49Ah!
37:51Ah!
37:52Ah!
37:53Ah!
37:53Ah!
37:54I'm gonna die!
37:56Ah!
37:56I'm gonna die!
37:57Ah!
41:04The divorce is final?
41:05Absolutely, yeah.
41:07And the bar's all yours?
41:09Mm-hmm.
41:10Are you going to renovate it?
41:12Oh, it's hard enough just keeping it open.
41:13The costs.
41:14Now, I have to employ four security lads every night just because it gets so rough.
41:19I mean, in the 90s on Canal Street, you'd never see a fight.
41:23Oh, you did?
41:25I was there.
41:26No, you'd have a couple of drunks, maybe, but these days, you know, windows get smashed,
41:31men driving past on motorbikes, throwing bricks.
41:33Come on.
41:35And I'm not starting up, but you and I can't even mention trans rights without a mass of fucking arguments.
41:40So it's all getting worse.
41:44You sound like Melbourne, I don't know.
41:48Well, like he always says, in the old days, if they hated us, we could say it was due to
41:54a lack of visibility because we were hidden in basements like this.
42:00We're fucking in the dark.
42:02No wonder they thought we were perverse.
42:04And so we fought to be seen, but what if we got it wrong?
42:09What if they see us and they still don't like us?
42:14Gosh.
42:15You're asking a woman what that feels like.
42:17Yeah, okay.
42:18But it was fine, you know, 15 years ago, everything was fine.
42:22And now it just feels like it's ending.
42:29Do you really think so?
42:31Yeah.
42:32Yeah.
42:34Every day, every little thing, every tiny little thing that happens one by one, like banning a book or removing
42:42a name or pulling down a flag.
42:44I mean, it seems like little things, but there's a sort of a violence behind it.
42:50And you need to get more and more of these little things and every single day it builds and builds
42:53and then...
42:58I think something big is going to happen.
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