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00:07No!
00:12No!
00:15Why are you crying?
00:18Why are you crying?
00:20No!
00:23No!
00:25No!
00:32Monster!
00:34Monster!
01:07НАПРЯЖЕННАЯ МУЗЫКА
01:08ПЕЧАЛЬНАЯ МУЗЫКА
01:28Oh, you little!
01:35Oh, the fuck!
01:53Sorry, I know. I've locked myself out. I was just putting something in the bin and then click.
02:00So what you want, a ladder?
02:02Um, no, I don't think I've got any windows open. I just need to phone my friend Stephanie.
02:07Remember her, my best mate? She's got a spare key. I mean, I've got a spare key, but guess what
02:11it is?
02:12In the house. About how good that is.
02:18Yeah, look, you'd better get in, haven't you?
02:39Oh, sorry, George. I've got a lockdown.
02:41No doubt.
02:43I feel a bit stupid.
02:46How are you doing? How's school?
02:48Oh, it's college now.
02:49College! Good. Well done.
02:52Yeah.
02:54No.
02:55No.
02:55But, um, I don't know her number. I mean, who knows numbers anymore? But I remember she did that charity
03:01thing with Marie, you know?
03:02Remember the kids' breakfast thing? So I thought she might have it.
03:05Marie's in work.
03:05I know. So, could you...
03:18Clive? I'm busy. What is it?
03:21Yeah, I've got Leo from next door standing here. In his pants. Yeah, he's locked himself out.
03:27You know why that is, don't you?
03:29Because Bridget was on WhatsApp two minutes ago. I'm trying to do my job, but it's ping, ping, ping, all
03:34about him from next door.
03:36Because do you know what she said?
03:37Guess what she saw, Bridget?
03:42Was I right?
03:46What do you mean running?
03:47Running out of the house.
03:49It was.
03:53And then what happened?
03:56Leo is running.
03:59Yeah, no, uh, he said you've got his friend's number, but, um, Stephanie?
04:04Yeah, yeah, that's the one, yeah.
04:06Yeah, no, but she's got the key, so just, uh, text it to me.
04:11Bridget? Opposite?
04:12She says there was a man, came running out to your house.
04:16And then you came running after him, but he ran off, so, uh, that's how you got locked down.
04:20Right.
04:22Him.
04:24Morning.
04:25Hi.
04:26It's quite a night.
04:27Mm-hmm.
04:28We've never tried gooning before.
04:30Not as a couple.
04:32Um, can I get you a coffee, or...?
04:35Yeah.
04:35Uh, black.
04:36Thanks.
04:38Eddie.
04:39Leo.
04:39And so on.
04:42Um, I'd offer you some toast, but I don't have anything in.
04:46I wasn't expecting anyone overnight.
04:48Kinda surprised me.
04:49Not that I'm complaining.
04:55Don't you dare!
05:02Little...
05:03That was my friend, um, Eddie.
05:06And he was staying with me.
05:08And, uh, he went.
05:09I waved him goodbye.
05:11And that's when I, uh, took out the paper stuff.
05:15Thanks for the bin.
05:20Oh.
05:20Whoa.
05:22Stephanie.
05:23Stephanie.
05:28I know, but I'm in my pants and I have to open up at work.
05:31I know you're busy.
05:32I'm sorry, but...
05:34Hold on.
05:36What are you doing?
05:38Um, I got, I got locked out.
05:42You weirdo.
05:43Oh.
05:46Steph, Steph.
05:47I'll take us away at Christmas.
05:48I swear, I'll pee.
05:49Just get me out of here.
05:57Right.
05:58Good.
05:59Uh, she has a key.
06:00Saul, I don't think you should be naked in front of Mr Struthers.
06:02Don't bother me.
06:03Yeah, well, it bothers me, so go and get some clothes on, eh?
06:09Hello!
06:09Hey!
06:10Oh.
06:11That's enough.
06:12I apologise for my son.
06:15Thanks.
06:22Stephanie, I'll be around in about 20 minutes, just wrapping something up at work and then she's coming over.
06:26Just put the keys in an Uber.
06:27Ah, she thinks they're all anti-union, she won't touch them, so...
06:30All right, if I just wait here?
06:31No.
06:33OK, it's just for 20 minutes.
06:35Yeah, no, I need to get to work in a bit.
06:37I could just sit and watch TV.
06:38Eh, George, what time are you at college?
06:41Eleven.
06:41Yeah, you can't sit here with him.
06:43Why not?
06:45He's 16.
07:07Hey.
07:08Ew.
07:10God.
07:11Did you get the jacket?
07:12Oh, Clyde, next door and he was not happy, let me tell you.
07:16His wife was always angry.
07:19I'm surprised they're still together after what happened.
07:22There was a hook-up.
07:23God, Eddie, he nicked my laptop and ran off.
07:25I ran after him and got locked out.
07:53I'm disgraceful.
07:54You're lucky.
07:55It could have been a lot worse.
07:56I mean, you're 60 next year.
07:58God's sake.
07:59I'm allowed to have fun.
08:01What, like this?
08:02Really?
08:04He's not coming back, Steph.
08:07Did you see on Instagram?
08:08Curtis in Italy.
08:10With her.
08:12So, why were you surprised?
08:13What happened next door with Clive Goss, Goss the boss?
08:17He slept with someone else.
08:19Did he?
08:20On holiday in a caravan park.
08:22Ew.
08:23I mean, imagine.
08:24I mean, what else is there to do but fuck around?
08:28If you think about it, they've got a son who's, what, 25,
08:33but the other one's only 15?
08:3416.
08:35So, that age gap means marriage in crisis.
08:38Having another child never fixes anything.
08:40You eat too much cheese.
08:42Well, not anymore.
08:45How's work?
08:47It's insane.
08:49Thanks to you lot.
08:50What does that mean?
08:53That's all your fault, isn't it?
08:55What is?
08:58We got this kid in care now.
09:01He arrived in Britain in December.
09:02But he's on that scheme, so there's no records.
09:06Says he's 14.
09:08Is he fuck 14?
09:09He's got a moustache.
09:11He's got a beard.
09:12He's 21, at least.
09:14But he says he's 14, so 14 it is.
09:17And he is in there with kids.
09:20And he's taking the boys out drinking.
09:23Don't tell me there's no drugs.
09:25There are drugs.
09:27But it's the way he looks at the girls.
09:31And he's always outside the bathroom every time a girl has a shower, standing there, grinning.
09:35But that's just the beginning, cos this boy, this man, is on top of the list to be fostered.
09:42Which means I have to process that application.
09:45And these foster families, they've got daughters.
09:49But what do I tell them?
09:50I can't warn them.
09:52I'm not allowed.
09:53Cos he says he's 14, and therefore it's a fact.
09:57So what can I do?
09:58Nothing.
09:59And how is this my fault?
10:02He self-identifies.
10:04Which you lot invented.
10:06Thanks very much.
10:23Hey, how you doing?
10:25This is the love of my life.
10:27It would never work.
10:28Thank God.
10:29Are you?
10:30Yeah.
10:49Morning.
10:51What time do you call this?
10:53Do you have to open up, boss?
10:54I was waiting outside.
10:55Hello, Steve.
10:57Morning, everybody.
10:58Morning, boss.
10:59So, I finished here last night.
11:02I was going to go straight home.
11:03Then I thought, oh, a quick little snifter at Monroe's.
11:06Met a man called Eddie.
11:08Tall.
11:08Thin.
11:09Hot.
11:10Chat, chat, chat.
11:11Ninety minutes later.
11:12Took him home.
11:13You didn't.
11:14I did.
11:15Wild sex.
11:16I will draw a veil.
11:17Then, this morning, we get up, go downstairs.
11:19He grabs my laptop and runs into the street.
11:23I run after him.
11:24The door closes behind me.
11:25I'm locked out of my own house.
11:26Stark naked.
11:29Stark bollock naked in the street.
11:32All I could do was steal a garden gnome from next door
11:34to hide my privates.
11:36I said to God, I'm in the middle of the street, my arse hanging out,
11:40and a garden gnome hiding my kemi badinox.
11:43Wait.
11:44There's more.
11:45There's more.
11:45So, I go next door.
11:47There's the neighbour's son, fresh out of the shower.
11:50Dripping.
11:5225 years old.
11:53Pink.
11:54Wet.
11:55Topless.
11:55Yes.
11:55Well, I tell you.
11:57All of a sudden, that garden gnome had a fishing rod.
12:01What a start to the day.
12:03I thank you.
12:15Hannah.
12:16What happened yesterday?
12:17I had a headache.
12:19Well, that is what the sick line is for.
12:21You don't ask Tanya to pass on a message.
12:24You phone the sick line.
12:25Because I've always got it.
12:26If I don't have it, Judy's got it.
12:28And we need to know properly so we can get cover.
12:30Understood?
12:31Yep.
12:32Good.
12:32What?
12:33This is Frederick.
12:34He's been waiting.
12:35You were supposed to interview him at half-past.
12:37Oh, right, right.
12:38Ah, first customer of the day.
12:40Morning, Melba.
12:41The usual.
12:43Louise, can you sort out the dame?
12:45Hello, Nick.
12:46So, Frederico.
12:48Have you worked in a bar before?
12:49Yeah, I did two weeks at Pinnacle.
12:50Why'd you leave?
12:51Well, they sacked me.
12:53Good start.
12:54All right, let's do this on the hoof.
12:55Come behind the bar.
12:56Come on.
12:57So, what did Pinnacle pay you?
12:59Ten.
13:00We paid 12, but that means you have to work for it.
13:02So, come on, show me.
13:03Get me a WKD, a gin and tonic, and vodka lime, both with ice.
13:07Except we don't have any ice.
13:09Mikey, can you get the ice?
13:10Morning, boss man.
13:12Basically, we're a speed bar.
13:13We don't do cocktails.
13:14The nearest thing we do is a Blue Lagoon, but not from a shaker.
13:17We don't have time for that.
13:18Just pour it straight into the glass.
13:19Do you know what's in a Blue Lagoon?
13:21No.
13:22Vodka, Curaçao, and lemonade.
13:25So, what do you do?
13:26Are you a student?
13:27Yeah.
13:27What are you studying?
13:27Philosophy.
13:28Ooh, philosophy.
13:30You know my philosophy.
13:32I can imagine.
13:33Fuck them all.
13:34I was right.
13:35Ah!
13:36Ah!
13:36Okay.
13:38Electric shock.
13:39Ah, you see, well, you get that fuse box.
13:41I told you, boss, it's happening all the time.
13:43Ah, you're right, Freddie.
13:45It's a bit numb.
13:46Okay, let's do a little test to see if you were listening.
13:49So, tell me, Fred, in the Blue Lagoon there is vodka, Curaçao, and what?
13:54I've got no feeling in my hand.
13:57Have I lost you?
13:58It really shocked me.
14:01PHONE RINGS
14:02Okay.
14:03All right, do you want a little lie down in a glass of water, Freddie?
14:06Hannah, get this boy a seat.
14:08Go on, put your feet up, young man.
14:10You have just survived death by fridge.
14:12Yeah, I am a bit unsteady.
14:18Zee, we leave a word with Hannah.
14:20She's taking the piss.
14:21You can't keep missing the shit.
14:22They're taking the piss.
14:23They keep missing the shit.
14:24All right.
14:25Oh, come on, though, boss.
14:26Not you.
14:27Honestly, Zee.
14:29Your tribe is the most beleaguered on the entire planet.
14:32And what do you do?
14:33The one thing that is guaranteed to annoy everyone.
14:35You fiddle about with your pronouns and now everyone's pissed off with you.
14:39My GP stopped prescribing oestrogen.
14:41But never mind that, eh?
14:42You're pissed off about one little word.
14:45Yeah, I know.
14:46Okay.
14:47I'm getting old.
14:49PHONE RINGS
14:50Hello, sick line?
14:52Hiya.
14:53Frederick?
14:56You're calling in sick?
14:57I don't feel very well.
14:59The sick line is for employees.
15:01Yes.
15:02But according to the employment law of 2024...
15:06Don't you dare!
15:06Despite the 26th amendment...
15:08Fucking Labour government.
15:09We've got full workers' rights from day one, which starts at the point of interview.
15:13And I was just electrocuted.
15:16I should get compensation for that.
15:19You little...
15:20Boss.
15:23Okay.
15:25Freddy.
15:26I think you should go home and consider your position.
15:36Thank you for the interview.
15:39I'll let you know.
15:41Elaine.
15:43Legacy of Keir bloody Starmer.
15:45You come to Manchester and run a bar, your lordship.
15:49Yeah.
15:50This is Leo.
15:51Over.
15:52Could you come up here boss?
15:53We'll bring Z with you.
15:54Got a problem.
15:54Over.
15:56What have you done now?
15:593am.
16:00We're locking up.
16:02That's when you said goodbye Z.
16:04Me and Mikey head out the front.
16:06You slip into that quarter turn where there's no camera.
16:09And that's when you stay all night.
16:10Oh, I see.
16:11Darling.
16:13This morning, 9am, I open up.
16:16I go upstairs.
16:17You pretend to arrive.
16:19And you shout upstairs, say hello, and I said hello.
16:22So you...
16:23You slept in that tiny little space.
16:25I thought you were the clever one.
16:27What happened?
16:30They said they were gonna kill me.
16:34This Polish lad moved in.
16:35And he was alright at first.
16:38But then three of his mates moved in, so it was a house here with four of them.
16:41And one of me.
16:42And we'd laugh, you know.
16:46But then they said we were like brothers.
16:48Oh, they knew.
16:51And then it gets worse.
16:53They get drunk, start banging on my door every night.
16:57I'm gonna fuck you, little boy.
16:59Jesus.
17:02First lad, Mikhail.
17:04He said, I am gonna fuck you.
17:07Until you're dead.
17:12From that moment on, they just wanna kill me.
17:15He said they were gonna cut my throat.
17:18Can't you go to the police?
17:20Yeah.
17:21That'll really help.
17:22He can stay with Ashraf.
17:23He's got a room.
17:24He can stay there.
17:25I'll have a word.
17:26All my stuff's in that house.
17:28Then let's go get it.
17:31Okay, everybody.
17:33Please.
17:34Don't sit.
17:42At the end.
17:43They'll be asleep.
17:44Be getting at four.
17:45Sleep till four.
17:46Just keep quiet.
17:49Alright, let's go.
18:03Come on in.
18:11Shhh.
18:12Be quiet, sorry.
18:19Come on.
18:21Come on.
18:22Come on.
18:23Come on.
18:23Come on.
18:23Come on.
18:24Come on.
18:24Come on.
18:27Come on.
18:28This isn't that room.
18:29It's a box.
18:30They all live like this.
18:31The kids, this is what we did to them.
18:36Come on.
18:40Hi.
18:42Oh.
18:42Uh, good afternoon, my friend.
18:45We're not causing any trouble here.
18:46Just helping out a colleague.
18:48Just a few texts and we'll be gone.
18:52You know, I've always wanted to visit Poland.
18:54What would you recommend?
18:56Michael!
18:56Come on.
18:57Quick.
18:58Michael!
18:58Come on.
19:00Jim!
19:03Who are you in my house?
19:05Who the fuck are you, granddad?
19:07You try it.
19:08You fucking try it.
19:10You're in my house.
19:12Ah, the lady boy.
19:14Gonna fuck you with that big stick, lady boy.
19:16I'm telling you.
19:22I can't stop all of you.
19:24But you, Bartek.
19:26I can get you, you little twat.
19:28And they can kill me and rip my head off my body.
19:31But before I die, I will batter your tiny little skull into pieces, you fucking prick.
19:40You got a gun.
19:41Go!
19:42Go!
19:42Go!
19:42Jesus Christ!
19:45Ginny!
19:45Run!
19:48Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
19:50You got a gun.
19:51I'm licensed to kill 22 types of bird in my own back garden.
19:57Fuck off!
20:00Fuck off!
20:01Fuck off!
20:01Fuck off!
20:02Fuck off!
20:03Fuck off!
20:05What the hell, Ginny?
20:06You can't just stop!
20:07I know what I'm doing!
20:08My uncle was a bodyguard to the show of Iran.
20:11Beauty!
20:11Drive the car!
20:14Fucking!
20:15Fuck off!
20:18Fucking hell!
20:19Oh my god!
20:20Oh my god!
20:21Oh my god!
20:21Do you have any things?
20:23I have any things in my life!
20:25ли we have any things in my life!
20:38I have any things in my life!
21:10Well, give us your key then.
21:12You said you had a spare key, you might as well give it to me, might you?
21:17Well, I'm not going to lock myself out again, Clive.
21:20Oh, whatever you do.
21:24OK.
21:25There you go.
21:27What's your alarm code?
21:32Yeah, OK, 1502.
21:341502.
21:35Oh, on me coat.
21:39What a day I've had.
21:42Thanks very much for this morning.
21:45That's very kind of you.
21:47So do I get a key for yours?
21:49You wish.
22:01How's it going?
22:04How's it going?
22:08How's it going?
22:26I'm going to watch this with Donna and go upstairs, OK?
22:29OK, sure, anything wrong?
22:30There's a boy over there, don't look. Polo shirt, I teach him.
22:34Has he seen you?
22:35Look straight through me.
22:37Think he's gay?
22:38No chance, he's out to impress the girls, but if he recognises me, I'm in trouble.
22:43I'm just at school, never mind that I'm his teacher. He knows where I live.
22:48On you go.
22:49See you later, boss.
22:54Okay, I'm off.
22:56Night Net says that gang of gypsies has moved to Dean's Gate instead, so I think we're going to be
23:00safe.
23:00So I will love you and leave you, my peasants.
23:03Same. Boss.
23:06Oh.
23:26Happy birthday, Nova.
23:29Wake up!
23:31There we go!
23:32Hiya!
23:34Hey, boys.
23:37Oh, this is too much getting sugar.
23:39There you are.
23:40Oh, I do like having a time.
23:42We're ensured to come in.
23:43Come on.
23:50Go.
24:08That's cool.
24:11Oh, so I went to the opticians the other day, because she got to good to govers.
24:14look after your eyes. I went, yeah. He says, Miss Dixie, you've got to stop wanking. I said,
24:21why will I go blind? He says, no, you're upsetting everybody in the waiting room.
24:27Oh, you've been a lovely audience, you really have. But before you go, did you see in the
24:32news this week that poor old lady in Levinjune found dead in a flat? No one to care for her.
24:39I mean, what a world do we live in, eh, girls? Sir, just be kind, darlings, be kind.
24:43Oh, for fuck's sake. You got something to say, darling? Don't pretend to care, you fucking
24:48Tory. I've seen you up in a old barn. You haven't just got two cars, you've got two fucking garages.
24:56Oh, tiny bit of jealousy. She's greener than wicked, that one. Your husband has money, no,
25:02no, has money in care homes that stand women up in the bathroom and hose them down with
25:08cold water. This, ladies and gentlemen, is Melba. Melba. Mediocre. She's not bitter at all, is she?
25:17Oh, shut up. I mean, I'm not saying she's old and past it, but she were young when Moses
25:22were alive. That's not even the right fucking joke. She was old when Moses was alive. Not
25:28young. He was old. You're just a parking basement, Ben Lynch. Do you even know what drag is? This
25:35lipstick, these fucking eyelashes. It's a protest. No, it's a scream. It's a punch in the face.
25:44Shut up hiding, darling. It's not Margaret fucking Thatcher. Get out, you skanky bitch, you
25:50bad. That's where I met Harry, on that corner right there in 1992. I'd only been in Manchester
26:01just over a year. I never met him. I don't suppose you would have, because he finished
26:05with me in 1994. And then he phones me up one month later, one month to the day, and says,
26:14um, I'm positive. Get yourself tested. Remember those calls. And then I tested positive. I
26:26thought I was dying. Well, in 1994 I was dying. So I phoned him back. Answer phone. Phone
26:34him back again. Phone him back again. He never picked up. Never. And then he moved away and
26:44went back to London and gone. Six years later, I find out he's dead. Someone just mentions
26:51it in passing. Cunt. No, we're not meant to blame.
26:57No. He was a cunt. You should have looked this way, darling. I loved you since the day I first
27:08saw you. And a daft little Scottish lad with eyes like a fox. I live in hope. Do you want
27:20me out, Bob? Happy birthday. Happy birthday. I do, though. Do you ever think it's coming back?
27:40All that shit from the 90s. We were just spies. But you read the stuff online now, it sounds
27:45just the same. Do I think it's coming back? Yeah. It's back, you fucking idiot. Right now,
27:52it's here. It's a storm. It's a tide. It's a great big tsunami. And we're in the middle
27:58of it right now. Do I think it's coming back? You know, if you'd asked me in 1996, what do
28:03you think 2026 will be like? I'd have said glory days. We'll have equality. We'll have
28:09love and kisses. We'll be holding hands, skipping down the streets. But they tricked us, didn't
28:17they? They just waited. Oh, they let us all come out. So now we're standing in the open,
28:25ready for them to shoot us down. You think that? Weird. Look at me, I'm as out and as proud
28:30as anything. But past couple of years, I'm a lot more careful. You just started a great
28:38big round. On Canal Street. Home turf. But out there. I used to walk into a room and just
28:47go ta-na. Now I tiptoe. Just in case. You know the awful thing? Now I don't have to care
29:04as much. Not anymore. Because I've done my bit. I have fought the good fight very many
29:12times. Thank you very much. HIV. Section 28. The boat in seven. Oh, bless them. And
29:19the little leather slings. I have marched. Now it's someone else's turn. One of those bright
29:29young things. They can man the barricades. Or woman the barricades. Or them the barricades.
29:34I mean, I'll be 60 next year. 60. Oh, my God. In a couple of years, I can retire.
29:42Remember the golden days. You're kidding yourself, yeah. If there's a war, you're on the front
29:48line, my darling. You have trans bar stuff. That's the battleground right there. Yeah, I
29:54love my stuff. And as a result, look at Trip Advisor for your place. There they are. Regular
30:00as the morning shit. Post after post calling you a pedo and a groomer because they say you
30:07pay chemically castrated children to work for you. No, that's women. Women who are furious
30:13and with good reason. But no, don't starve me. And men. Grown men typing away with the
30:19big fist. Yeah, but it's just that. Typing. The President of America has given these men
30:24permission to attack us. Leo, you're queer in 2026. You're a political act. Yeah, but
30:35it'll swing back. We do this. We go through history. We swing one way. We swing the other.
30:42Conservative, then Labour. Republicans, then Democrats. Just give it time. We'll settle.
30:49Is that what history teaches you? Yeah. It does. I think history's merciless. And
30:59it only goes one way. Onwards. It marches on and on and on. And what if this never swings
31:09back? What if Trump just keeps on winning forever and ever? How far will it go? How much
31:15will they hate us? Because they hate us, Leo. They really hate us. And do you know
31:20what? I think they've always hated us. Only now they don't have to pretend
31:25anymore. No. History tells us one thing. That blood and fire and retribution
31:35always happen. And right now it's coming for us.
32:08Alright, we'll see you next time.
32:15We'll see you next time.
32:15I'm just gonna stop watching.
32:15We need to go to the house.
32:15I'm just gonna stop watching.
32:15If you wanna take an eye out, we'll see you next time to the house.
32:15Bye.
32:16Bye.
32:49Clive, you are inside my house.
32:52You gave me the keys, didn't you?
32:54I thought I'd fix it up for you.
32:55You know, that key safe thing.
32:59If you put this on the wall outside, you won't get locked out again.
33:03They give these to the elderly and disabled.
33:06They love them.
33:06I'm thrilled to be in the same category, but Clive, I don't think you should just walk into my house.
33:11I think you should knock or ring the bell.
33:14Okay.
33:26All right, get on with it.
33:27Where do you want this?
33:29Always thinking, er, barrier.
33:34I don't know, is that good?
33:35Yeah, it should be, yeah.
33:36Yeah, I'll get on with it.
33:38Do you ever wear any clothes?
33:40Yeah, I should.
33:41Yeah, go on, piss off.
33:43I don't need your help.
33:45You leave the hard work to me, eh?
33:48All right.
33:49Oh, oh, oh.
33:50Oh, oh.
33:54Oh, oh.
33:55Oh, oh.
34:10Right it's done
34:13Yeah, let me show you
34:15So the keys in there, right you're putting 1502 open it up. There's your key you put it back in
34:22Close it Bob's your uncle and that won't attract burglars because they know there's a key there
34:26I mean they can't force it open does that become a problem. I'll take it down if you want no
34:32It's up now. I'll get out of your way
34:36It was 17.99 all right, but I got you another key. That was a fiver so it's 22.99
34:42and I'm not charging you for labor
34:44All right cash okay?
34:47If I've got it
35:00You're not working today. Oh, yeah, no I am
35:03Saturday's our busiest night working till 4 a.m
35:05You can call that work, eh? Dishing out drinks all day
35:10Do you know how many people I employ?
35:12No
35:1245
35:13Fuck off
35:14I do
35:15It's a bar
35:16So?
35:17You do not employ 45
35:19There's 15 girls just rotating at the door then there's managers, bar staff, security, cleaners. How many are you?
35:26It's just me
35:27Oh, well, nice life and you didn't have to increase national insurance for 45 people
35:31No, but I have to cope with Maritime law
35:33What's that?
35:33Yeah, you see you don't know everything
35:36Under Maritime law you can sail into this country from
35:39Romania without any qualifications and you can take my job from under me nose because you can work as an
35:43electrician with no credentials
35:45How is that Maritime law?
35:46Because we're an island
35:51I did think
35:54If you don't mind I was gonna say do you need any work doing, you know, in the bar because
36:00I'm a bit short of hours
36:01and it's not a good time and those boys they cost a fortune and Maurice he's always nagging at me
36:07so I'll do a good price
36:09No, no, we're fine. Sorry. No, well could I ask? No, I'm really sorry. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine.
36:15Just you can't be a hearer of anything
36:18How's Curtis? Oh, I don't know. Ask him. Fine. How long's he been gone?
36:28Two years
36:30Recently ran off with a woman began a relationship with someone else. Yes. That must have been a blow to
36:36your manhood
36:37Well, it turns out I can get a blow to my manhood any time I like. There you go. You
36:41see, you had to make it dirty, didn't you?
36:42And every time it's always sex with you lot. I found it revolting, you know, this time of day. Oh,
36:46right. So that's us, is it?
36:47That's the gays. We're all sex. You had a man running out of your house with my children sitting next
36:52door. Okay, so I sleep around
36:56I'm the one who sleeps around
36:58In this room, the person who sleeps around is me
37:04What do you get there? What do you think?
37:10What do you mean?
37:13Oh, nothing. Never mind. 25 quid
37:15Thanks
37:17Was it a real woman?
37:19What? For Curtis, because these days it might not be
37:23You know what I mean? He said if he's gay, he'd run off with a man who calls himself a
37:27woman or a woman who used to be a man
37:28Because it's all he, she, they and them now, isn't it? So we can't tell
37:31Well, you know who started all that, don't you?
38:01Hmm? You
38:03I can become a them. What do you think? Happy now? Well, guess what? No. It's all how dare you
38:07change? How dare you be different?
38:09How dare you not know?
38:10We did exactly what you wanted and you still don't fucking like it
38:17And now we'll have my change, please
38:18I gave you 25 quid, so 22.99
38:21That's two pounds and one penny you owe me, please, Clive. Thank you
38:24Well, I'll go and get it
38:25Yeah, you do that
38:53Hey, two pounds, one penny, I'll go and get it
38:57Look, all right, I do...
38:58Oh, no, no, no, it's all my fault.
39:00Apparently.
39:02He has never said so.
39:03Have a nice day.
39:05I do need a spot of work.
39:09There's some dodgy wiring at the bar, so, yeah, thank you.
39:13I'd be very grateful.
39:15Yeah, well, no mates rates.
39:17Well, we're not mates.
39:20All right, we'll drop us a text and we'll sort it.
39:22You know, I mean, if I've got time, like...
39:25Okay.
39:33Jesus Christ.
39:38Love you.
39:40Alyssa and Kayakus.
39:41Woo!
39:49I mean, we love you.
39:52I mean, we love you.
39:54I mean, we love you.
40:17I don't know.
40:38I don't know.
41:07I don't know.
41:26I don't know.
41:33I don't know.
41:34I don't know.
42:22I don't know.
42:44I don't know.
43:02I don't know.
43:20I don't know.
44:14I don't know.
44:19I don't know.
44:48I am so scared.
44:54You're terrified.
45:00Yeah, it's like it creeps through the walls.
45:05Oh, fuck.
45:07Oh, fuck.
45:32You're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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