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00:03What are you doing here?
00:07I was looking for you.
00:09Why? What's happened?
00:10Nothing's happened. You have to come with me.
00:16Where are we going?
00:17You'll see.
00:21There's something wrong.
00:22There's nothing wrong.
00:23I know there's something going on.
00:27Oh, is it the wedding?
00:30Is the wedding happening today?
00:32Why won't you talk to me? Daniel!
00:35Hi! Hello!
00:37I am here to announce the recipient of this year's Best Person Award.
00:45Drum roll, please.
00:48And this year's Best Person is...
00:52Alice!
00:53Yes!
00:59Yes!
01:01Yes!
01:03Yes!
01:04Yes!
01:04Yes!
01:05Yes!
01:06Yes!
01:07Yes!
01:07Yes!
01:07I love you, Alice.
01:09Everyone you've ever met loves you.
01:11Yes!
01:14Yes!
01:16Yes!
01:25I don't know.
01:31Yes!
01:33THEN
01:34Yes!
01:34Yes!
01:36Yes!
01:38Yes!
01:39Turns out I have absolutely no control over anything.
01:47I'm completely out of control.
01:50Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
01:54Who knows?
02:05Hey.
02:07I think there's something wrong with your mum.
02:10Yeah, no shit.
02:18I feel pretty weird being here.
02:20Why?
02:22Seriously, she took her best friend to every single event for our entire marriage.
02:26It's my daughter's wedding and I can invite my best friend if I want to.
02:30I'm your best friend?
02:31Yes.
02:33That's kind of sad, Daniel.
02:35Shh.
02:35Ow.
02:36It's not sad.
02:41No, that's fine.
02:43We can't expect both of us to be at all his weddings.
02:46I said they can't expect us both to be at all his weddings.
02:51Here, have you fed the dog?
02:53Yes, sir.
02:53The dog.
02:55You can't forget to feed the bloody dog, Angela.
02:58No, you're doing the dog.
03:01I'm doing Steve and his bloody wedding.
03:27Hello.
03:28Welcome to Chairwood Manor, sir.
03:29I'm Steve and this is Izzy.
03:32Thanks.
03:32She's also here.
03:34Very good, sir.
03:35Gift baskets have been left in each of your guests' rooms.
03:39Once you've unpacked and settled in, we'll be shooting in the paddock at two.
03:48Shoot.
03:50May I take your bag, madam?
03:53You may.
04:40Oh, this shotgun's buggered.
04:42The aim's off.
04:44All our guns are perfectly calibrated, sir.
04:51Okay.
04:59Everybody knows that I love you.
05:03Everybody knows that I need you.
05:07Everybody knows that I do, except you.
05:12I told the stars above, about the one I love, I told the morning sun, yeah I'm telling everyone, I
05:24told my mom in town.
05:38What the fuck was that?
05:47You okay?
05:48Did you think you saw a snake there, son?
05:50I'm fine.
05:51Take you after his mother, you see.
05:53A bit of a nervous nelly.
05:55All good. I'm fine.
05:58Your mom just tried to shoot me.
06:00What?
06:01I was doing a wee in the wood and I turned around and she was aiming her gun at me.
06:06There might be some wee still on me.
06:09Are you sure?
06:11Yes, it's not the kind of thing I would just casually accuse someone of.
06:13No, no, no.
06:14Maybe it just looked like she was aiming her gun at me.
06:16Someone is definitely aiming her gun directly at me.
06:21Okay, yeah.
06:28Tell her.
06:29Tell her what happened in the, what just happened in the wood.
06:34What?
06:34What do you mean?
06:37Did you?
06:38Or did you not aim your gun at me?
06:42Um.
06:44Fucking hell.
06:45I don't know what you're talking about.
06:46Okay, she's gaslighting, she's gaslighting me.
06:49She's got good.
06:50Good move, Alice.
06:51Oh, wait.
06:52No.
06:53Mum.
06:54You didn't aim your gun at him, did you?
06:56No.
06:57No.
06:57Ah, okay.
06:58Silly me.
06:59I must have mistakenly thought you aimed your gun directly at my fucking head.
07:03Oh.
07:04Oh.
07:05Wow.
07:06Oh, fuck.
07:08I think I'm gonna go and, and try and relax.
07:12And if I end up dead, it was your mother.
07:16It was your mother.
07:19Steve.
07:20Sorry.
07:21Sorry.
07:22Steve.
07:23My mother isn't going to kill you.
07:26It would be nice to feel like you had my back, even just a little bit, Izzy.
07:30I, listen.
07:31I have your back.
07:32I do.
07:33I can't believe me.
07:35Everything all right?
07:36Yep.
07:37Okay.
07:37What do you want me to say, Steve?
07:38That my mother is a murderer?
07:40Should we have her arrested before or after the wedding?
07:42I don't know.
07:43You could say, you could say, oh, that must have been very scary for you, Steve.
07:46Or you could say, sorry, my mum's a lunatic.
07:49She's your best friend.
07:50Was.
07:50Was.
07:51And then she ruined my life.
07:52She ruined your life?
07:53This is your life ruined?
07:55Oh.
07:55Okay.
07:56Right now, I didn't realize that I was a part of your epic downfall.
07:59Thanks.
08:00Are you sure?
08:01Steve, Steve.
08:02Do you want to borrow my gun?
08:03She's doing it again.
08:04Turn around.
08:05Turn around.
08:05What?
08:06Turn around.
08:07She changed it.
08:10Do you honestly think I would lie about this?
08:12I don't know.
08:17Shit.
08:18I should know if you would do that.
08:20Right?
08:22Why don't I know if you would do that?
08:24I should know.
08:29Oh.
08:31What are we doing?
08:34Oh.
08:36Oh, God.
08:37No.
08:38No.
08:38We're just, we're both stressed.
08:39Okay?
08:40This is, this is normal.
08:42I mean, normalish.
08:43People, people argue at weddings.
08:46And, um, you're right.
08:47You're, you're, you're right.
08:49I probably just misunderstood the situation.
08:53Yeah.
08:55Are you sure?
08:58Yeah.
08:59Totally sure.
08:59100% sure.
09:00I'm fine now.
09:01I'm fine now.
09:02I'm fine now.
09:02Stressed out.
09:06I love you.
09:08And remember, this is the best weekend of our lives.
09:10Yeah.
09:13We're okay.
09:14We're okay.
09:17We're okay.
09:19We're okay.
09:20Okay.
09:22Okay.
09:24Yeah.
09:26It's fine.
09:27We're both nervous.
09:29This is normal.
10:11How much do you reckon all this would have cost?
10:14He's taken a step up by coming over here.
10:19You look like a woman that could cook a good roast, pal.
10:23The father's rather surprising.
10:30Okay. Hi, everyone. Thank you. Thank you over there.
10:34I have absolutely no idea what one says at a rehearsal dinner.
10:38So I'm just going to say a few thank yous. First of all, to my dad,
10:42thank you for flying back again. Too bloody far. Well, you were
10:46in Europe already looking at trains. Still too bloody far.
10:50Yes, yes. Well, I am
10:54very excited for tomorrow. I always thought Crosby
10:58was going to be the love of my life, but it turns out
11:02that I love Izzy even more.
11:06We all know that I'm basically not good enough for you.
11:10Here, here.
11:15Anyway, I just wanted to thank you.
11:21Thank you all for coming.
11:24Um, Izzy, is there anyone that I've forgotten to mention?
11:43What the fuck are you doing here?
11:45I think Alice might have invited him.
11:47Well, what would you like me to do?
11:50Do you want me to throw him out?
11:52Izzy?
11:55Um, can I just...
11:57Please.
12:01Hello. Thanks, Steve.
12:03Uh, I just wanted to say that becoming Izzy's dad was the best decision I've ever made.
12:13Izzy taught me about unconditional love.
12:18Um, it's very easy to love Izzy.
12:21I don't know why he's speaking.
12:22Steve's the father of the bride.
12:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
12:34What? What? No, no.
12:36Okay, no, he's not your father.
12:37But you, you, you all thought he could be, couldn't you?
12:41That's fucked up.
12:42I can't, I just can't believe you.
12:44He's too old, dad!
12:45Can you ever stop?
12:49Mothers don't stop.
12:51When he's 80, you'll be, what, almost 50?
12:55What are you gonna do then?
12:56What, you're gonna, you're gonna wipe his arse and watch his life waste away?
12:58What about when you're 40 and he only wants to go on short flights to Crete
13:03because he's frightened of blood clots?
13:05I hate you.
13:05I know!
13:06I hate you.
13:07I hate me too.
13:09And you're a hypocrite because Daniel is 10 years younger than you, Mum.
13:12Yes, and that's probably the reason he's fucking hurt.
13:18Sorry.
13:19Nice one, Al.
13:23Thanks for making this easy.
13:27Someone play some bloody music, please.
13:30Are you having a good time?
13:32At this rate, there won't be a bloody wedding tomorrow.
13:39Time to sit in there for me.
13:47Well done.
13:55Everyone.
13:55I'm in.
14:02Okay.
14:05Try next on Friday.
14:06Come closer on.
14:07Okay, my family's messed up.
14:11It's kind of freeing in a weird way, isn't it?
14:15What do you mean?
14:17Like, we can literally do anything,
14:19and it's not as bad as them.
14:22True.
14:24I just can't believe my family's gone.
14:29I can be your family for a bit.
14:35Actually, I don't think that's gonna work.
14:39Why not?
14:40Because I'm not sure you're allowed to have sex with your family.
14:54Are you sure you want to do this, son?
14:59Yes, I'm sure.
15:00Oh, well, that's great.
15:03It's just that in the past,
15:04I know commitment's been a bit of an issue for you.
15:08No, it hasn't.
15:09Oh, come on.
15:11You traveled halfway around the world
15:13to get away from me and your mother,
15:15and we knew you never really loved Nancy.
15:18But look, if you feel this is right, then that's great.
15:22It's great.
15:26Um...
15:26But listen, I want to tell you.
15:31A wife is like a bathroom tile.
15:36You lay her right first time, she'll last forever.
15:42I need to get her back.
16:21Oh, quacken.
16:24Get off.
16:26Alan, are you okay?
16:28I'm stuck.
16:29Mom, go.
16:31Oh!
16:31Oh!
16:33No!
16:34What's happening?
16:34What's happening?
16:35Oh!
16:37I'm stuck.
16:38I can't get out of here.
16:39Just undo this.
16:41The zip! The zip's stuck.
16:43It's stuck. The zip's stuck.
16:45Mum, it's stuck.
16:47She doesn't do that. That's easy.
16:50No, no, it's not.
16:51Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
16:53Get it off me! I'm ripping it.
16:56Rip it.
16:59Oh, dear.
17:02Oh, dear.
17:07Oh, dear.
17:11I'm a terrible person.
17:13You're not a terrible person.
17:17Well, you're a little bit terrible.
17:19Everyone's a little bit terrible.
17:22Izzy hates me. Yes.
17:25But she also loves you,
17:27which is why we're in this mess.
17:30You just love her too much.
17:33That's all.
17:34It's the curse of being a mum.
17:40I'm gonna die alone.
17:42Trapped in a dress.
17:44I can't take off.
17:46Well, snug dresses never really suited you, dear.
17:53What? I need to talk to you.
17:55About what?
17:59Izzy! Izzy!
18:01Oh, Jesus Christ.
18:02This is gonna be a fucking shit show.
18:05This is the best wedding I have ever been to.
18:11What if I've lost her for good?
18:13She'll be back.
18:16You'll leave and you'll come back one way or another.
18:22I'm not ready to let her go.
18:25No one ever is.
18:28I miss her.
18:31It changes, that's all.
18:35You won't lose her completely.
18:39Well, she's making a terrible mistake.
18:42Well, I thought you were making all the terrible mistakes going,
18:46but it all turned out okay.
18:50And even if things do go wrong, you will be there to help her fix it.
18:56You can't fix having a baby.
18:59She'll love it.
19:00Just like you love her and I love you.
19:04And if she doesn't, I'm sure one of those rich American couples will probably take it.
19:14However hard things get, there is always some happiness.
19:21Love you, Mum.
19:22Love you, too.
19:29Why are you here?
19:30Because you want me to stop the wedding.
19:33No, no, I don't.
19:34Yes, you do.
19:35Why else would you text me saying that you're getting married this weekend?
19:40That was a mistake.
19:41You love me.
19:42And I love you.
19:43I don't.
19:44Yes, you do.
19:45No, I don't.
19:45You do.
19:47Look, you love me and I know you don't want to, but you do love me.
19:51Yanis, I don't.
19:57Well, that is a problem because I love you and we're having a baby.
20:03I love you without end.
20:27Oh, no.
20:29Too cold.
20:32Shut up.
20:39It's really, really irritating having everyone think I'm this other woman when we haven't even fucked.
20:44I'm sorry about this.
20:52Hey.
20:53You know your problem, don't you?
20:56No.
20:59You're madly in love with your wife.
21:01I don't have to do this.
21:02I don't want to.
21:02I'm sorry.
21:18I'm sorry.
21:26I don't want to.
21:27I'm sorry about that, but I'm sorry.
21:28Oh.
21:30No?
21:32What was that?
21:33Mum! Mum! Mum!
21:36Mum! Mum!
21:36I don't remember what's happened. We let a candle in.
21:38There's a fire.
21:40OK. OK. OK. OK.
21:47Get Mum. You take her outside
21:49and you call the fire brigade. OK.
21:54Fire!
21:56Fire!
22:04Fuck!
22:05Who's in Izzy?
22:07Izzy!
22:08He's ready. Quick, quick. Come on.
22:10Down the steps. Down the steps.
22:12Come on, come on.
22:13Izzy?
22:18Izzy, you in there?
22:24Open the door!
22:28OK.
22:30Quickly now!
22:32Izzy, Izzy, Izzy. Is Mum with you?
22:34No.
22:34No? OK. OK. OK.
22:36Come on, Izzy.
22:38He's ready.
22:39Come on, come on.
22:40Down the steps.
22:44Alice?
22:45Alice?
22:47Izzy!
22:49Alice! Come on, we've got to go.
22:50Is Izzy with you? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:51What, and Doc?
22:52Yes, everyone's safe.
22:59Mum!
23:01Oh.
23:02Oh, I'm sorry.
23:03I am, I am so sorry.
23:08Listen, I should have trusted you.
23:10Mum, I need to tell you something.
23:12I adore you.
23:22Fuck.
23:23Where's Steve?
23:28Oh, my God. Mum.
23:30Did you, did you lock your bedroom door?
23:33No. Why?
23:35I'll get him.
23:36What?
23:36I know where he is.
23:37No, no, Alice.
23:38What?
23:38I'm going to get him.
23:38Mum!
23:39You stay with the kids!
23:40Mum!
23:41Oh, my God.
23:44Lord, help me, Jesus.
23:49I've wasted it, so help me, Jesus.
23:55I know what I am.
24:02It's all that I know.
24:10No.
24:11No.
24:11No, Alice.
24:12Stop.
24:12No!
24:14Stop, Alice.
24:15Stop!
24:17No, no, no, Alice.
24:18Think about what you're about to do!
24:20There's a fire!
24:21What?
24:21We have to get out!
24:23What?
24:24There's a fire!
24:26Oh, sh...
24:27Oh, shit.
24:37Oh, fuck!
24:42Oh, fuck.
24:44Oh, fuck.
24:46Oh.
24:56it's too far down we won't make that okay maybe the fire brigade will get here on time
25:11oh my god can we just send a helicopter i don't think there's a thing yeah you're right we're fucked
25:21help help help help help help i'm here help help help help i'm here they can't see us
25:30where the fuck are they um i'm gonna go back in yeah wait we'll come with you no no you
25:37can't the baby
25:37the place is full of smoke oh did you start the fire no
25:47alice
25:52oh fuck
26:05oh god we're gonna die
26:18i don't know how i let this get so crazy
26:24what happened to us
26:27i think i went mad
26:31i think i just
26:34couldn't stand losing both of you at the same time
26:44i really do love izzy but maybe i have no business being married
26:51half of me just thought you would stop it yeah half of me thought i would too
26:58ow this is getting quite hot isn't it ow ow ow i don't want to burn to death i i
27:05i always thought
27:06i would die of an accidental drug overdose in the in some nightclub and my heart would explode
27:11i always thought i'd die slowly um for like full-blown dementia like clutching my own shit
27:20yeah
27:23maybe burning to death isn't such a bad option
27:25probably hurts though
27:27i'm not good with pain i'm not good with pain
27:34maybe we could jump
27:37jump
27:39are you serious we're 50 feet in the ear alice
27:42what over to that
27:44yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah maybe maybe we could reach it
27:48no it's too far away
27:50i don't know i mean what other option do we have
27:52do you believe in god
27:54no
27:54no me either
27:55but maybe we should we should say that we do
27:58yes yes it seems like a really good time to be open to the idea anyway
28:03god if you're real and if you're watching can you do something please i promise to believe
28:10in you god from now on and i'll think before i act and i'll try to remember it's not all
28:16about me
28:16yes god and uh i promise never to kiss anyone under under 40 under 35 let's say um ever again
28:26uh thank you god thank you god
28:30okay okay okay
28:31okay i think i think it's now or never
28:33yeah we can do this
28:35yeah we can do this we can do this
28:41okay
28:51ready
28:52yep
28:54yeah
28:55yeah
28:56yeah
28:56yeah
28:56yeah
29:00alice
29:05I love you
29:07Love you too
29:21Okay, on three
29:23No
29:24No
29:26One
29:28Two
29:31I can't see me loving nobody but you
29:36For all my life
29:39When you're with me
29:42Baby, the skies will be blue
29:44For all my life
29:47Me and you
29:49And you and me
29:50No matter how they toss the dice
29:53It had to be
29:54The only one for me
29:56Is you
29:57And you for me
29:58So happy together
30:03I can't see me loving nobody but you
30:08For all my life
30:11When you're with me
30:14Baby, the skies will be blue
30:16For all my life
30:19Me and you
30:21And you and me
30:22No matter how they toss the dice
30:25It had to be
30:26The only one for me
30:28Is you
30:29And you for me
30:30So happy together
30:34So happy together
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30:37yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
30:37yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
30:38yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
30:38yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
30:38yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
30:40You
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