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00:00I
00:05Got your passport. Yeah spare socks. Yeah knuckle duster case the kids get rowdy on the plane
00:18Are you ever gonna forgive me are you ever going to apologize I already have I
00:24Know I shouldn't have said what I said
00:27But I was just angry that everyone seemed to be so okay with it. Yeah, that's not a real apology
00:32What else do you expect us to do Alice? She's grown up now. She gets to choose her life
00:36So you wouldn't say anything if she was about to jump off a cliff
00:40What about asphyxiating herself while on smack? Yeah, but she's not is she?
00:44She's just going on some dates with some old bloke that you used to go out with or is that
00:48the issue jealous?
00:49Oh, don't be ridiculous. Whatever it is. You have to stop just making things worse
00:57Oh
00:58Remember to feed Dom. Yeah, and don't just get uber eats
01:08Let go
01:10Cosby, let go
01:11You little poo food. Let go
01:14I can't believe I still can't go. It's been over a week
01:18Yeah, you know they say a change in bowel movements can be a sign that something's wrong
01:23Maybe I should go to the doctors. Have you tried eating more fruit?
01:27Sorry, is this a conversation you'd rather not be having because I did tend to overshare worrying about your health
01:33is not embarrassing. It's just a
01:36Part of being an adult
01:38What you're nice
01:40It could be stress about your mom if we patch things up you might be able to go
01:45so maybe
01:47You could try and work it out
01:48No, she owes us an apology, right? I'm not gonna go to her. Maybe I'll stay here forever
01:57Yeah
02:07Sorry about my mom the other day
02:10Don't worry about it
02:12I like that kind of drama
02:15It's exciting
02:18It's sweet. They all care so much about each other. Maybe you can invite me around again
02:28I've got coding
02:31I've got coding
02:32I'll see you later
02:47I'll see you later
02:49I'll see you later
02:52Yeah
02:52Yeah, I'll um
02:56I'll see you there
03:05I can cook
03:06I choose not to cook
03:09I can be a bloody adult
03:11What you want to do
03:13What you want to do
03:14When he comes home
03:15Is give him a nice blowjob
03:17God, Mom, why do I have to give him a blowjob?
03:20Because it'll make him happy
03:22Happy husband, happy life
03:24Yeah, lovely. Thanks, Mom
03:26I just don't get why he won't do anything to stop it
03:28Because he's not that man
03:30You wanted to work
03:33So you've got a passive husband
03:34Man who looks after children
03:36Can't be asserted
03:38Why not?
03:40Because there are two different types of men
03:43You get what you get and you don't get upset
03:45Is he is getting to pretend to be an adult
03:49And Steve's getting to see a younger woman than you
03:53Oh, oh God
03:55Oh, yeah, I've cut myself
03:56Oh, get it when I'm rinsed it under the cold water
04:00Oh, Mom, can you call an ambulance?
04:02Oh, don't get me ridiculous
04:04Oh, yeah
04:05Yeah
04:07Oh
04:08Ah
04:08Ah
04:09Alice?
04:11Mum
04:12Alice?
04:13Please call an ambulance
04:16So, you can't get it wet for a week
04:18We're going to need you to come back in a few days
04:20To change the dressing
04:21And you're going to need to be with someone
04:23For the rest of the day, okay?
04:26Sometimes the sedation can cause some memory loss
04:28Some dizziness
04:30Okay?
04:31Oh, and your lift is here
04:37Are you okay?
04:42Why are you here?
04:43Because Izzy asked me to come
04:46Okay, well, I'm completely fine
04:48So you can leave
04:49I signed a form saying I'd drive you home
04:51So, I'm driving you home
04:55Where's Izzy?
04:55She, um
04:56She's busy
04:57Why didn't my mum come?
04:58She was worried she wouldn't be back in time for bake-off
05:00She's busy
05:01I mean, it's okay
05:02I mean, she's busy
05:04I'm going to come back
05:07Up
05:12Up
05:13Up
05:13Up
05:13Up
05:14Up
05:15Up
05:15Up
05:16Up
05:27Up
05:28Up
05:33Can you undo this, please?
05:55Are you OK?
05:57Yes, see?
05:58Yeah, it's not bad at all.
06:00Is Dad coming back?
06:02No, no, there's no point worrying him.
06:04You look like Mario.
06:07And I've made soup.
06:09Oh.
06:11OK, well, thanks for dropping me home,
06:13but Dom will be here tonight, so you can leave.
06:17Actually, I said I'd go to a party with Rome.
06:22No, can't you miss it?
06:24It's Harper's big yearly party.
06:27I can stay.
06:28It's fine.
06:30Yeah.
06:36I'll give you 25 quid if you stay.
06:39It's just that.
06:40Rome will be there.
06:41I'll give you 50, 75.
06:43Oh, come on.
06:44That's like, that's like 10.
06:45I don't know.
06:46Normally, I'm totally bored, but...
06:50OK.
06:52OK.
06:59Bye.
07:00Wait, what?
07:01You leaving me now?
07:01Yep.
07:02OK, well, text me when you get there.
07:03Uh-huh.
07:04And text me when you're hiding back.
07:05Uh-huh.
07:06Hold on.
07:10So if you talk to your sister,
07:13will you tell her that I love her
07:15and that she's not allowed to hate me
07:16and tell her that I miss her and that I...
07:19No, just tell her that I love her.
07:21OK.
07:22I'll do.
07:23Bye.
07:29You can go.
07:30I'm totally fine.
07:31I'm staying.
07:32But I don't want you to stay.
07:34You don't have anyone else, do you?
07:36Do you?
07:36No.
07:38You need me.
07:39So I'm going to stay.
07:41You're welcome.
07:41I'm going to stay home.
08:08There was a consensus that civil war was the only option.
08:14There was no longer a peaceful way to settle the differences between...
08:18Hiya.
08:18Hey!
08:20Don't tell her it's me.
08:21I'm not talking to her until she's apologised.
08:23Yeah, okay.
08:25Is she alright?
08:26Uh, yeah, uh, fine takes.
08:29Well, how about the cut?
08:30I would say probably about medium.
08:33So, what time are you going to be home?
08:36Um, actually a friend has been in an accident and the doctor said they need someone to help them until
08:44they go to bed.
08:46Oh, okay.
08:48Is she at least being appreciative?
08:51I would, I would say no.
08:54Please don't make out to Izzy that you're some kind of life saver.
08:58I don't even want you there!
08:59What?
08:59What did she just say?
09:00Uh, and, and nothing.
09:02I should go.
09:03Well, thank you for going.
09:06You're a total life saver.
09:08I love you.
09:12I love you.
09:15Love you.
09:38It's terribly moving, isn't it?
09:53Luka's so scared of banging the cymbals, but he does this little spasm.
10:01It's nice having you here.
10:03Yeah?
10:04Yeah.
10:06I, um, yeah.
10:08The kids love you.
10:10You've got a lovely way with them.
10:11I've really enjoyed it.
10:13Yeah?
10:13Yeah.
10:14Good.
10:15So I was worried that I'd kidnapped you.
10:19No, I haven't been away without my family in, like, 16 years.
10:25Jesus.
10:26That is long.
10:28We should celebrate.
10:29Excuse me.
10:30Can we have two more espresso martinis, please?
10:33Oh, I'm sorry.
10:33We've closed.
10:34Oh, no.
10:36No, go on.
10:37What can we do to keep you open?
10:39I'll give you the tip of his little finger.
10:40I'm sorry.
10:42Boo, boo.
10:44Do that.
10:45Boo.
10:46Do that, man.
10:48Sorry.
10:49Oh, I'm not ready to go to bed, are you?
10:53Oh.
10:56Okay.
10:57Come on.
10:57Let's go attack the minibar.
10:59Yeah.
11:02We are really coming up.
11:04We are really coming up.
11:35This room is amazing.
12:13I think you're so magical and so wise and so, so, so incredibly beautiful.
12:37And I think that I love you.
12:59Families were divided.
13:01Brother fought against brother.
13:03But when the war eventually ended, relatives found themselves back home, embracing the enemies
13:09that they would have killed on the battlefield only days before.
13:15You look fat.
13:21It felt vital, though, didn't it?
13:25Just knowing that this day will stay in these kids' heads for the rest of their life.
13:34And it's been really great getting to know you more, Marley.
13:38Yeah, why haven't I been on these trips before?
13:43Hello, you.
13:46Oh, my God, Jeffrey.
13:49You should be in bed.
13:51Are you a very naughty boy?
13:54What?
13:55Is this your first time?
13:57Are you shy, Jeffrey?
14:00No, no, I'm...
14:02I'm sorry, I can't do this.
14:04I'm married.
14:05Oh, really?
14:06Yeah.
14:07You're awfully young to be married, Jeffrey.
14:10I love my wife.
14:12I love my wife.
14:13Oh.
14:14I love my wife.
14:17What did you think I meant by minibar?
14:19No, it's...
14:19It's...
14:20It's totally my fault.
14:22Was it the Jeffrey thing?
14:23Or do you not find me attractive?
14:25No, no, neither.
14:26You're very...
14:26You're very pretty.
14:28Um...
14:29I've never been unfaithful before.
14:32You know, it's like it hasn't even come up for me.
14:35What about if you're on the escalator or on the tube?
14:37You don't look at everyone and wonder, you know, who'd fuck first.
14:40I've not even thought about it.
14:42What?
14:44Is your wife uptight, too?
14:46Uh, no, no, no, no.
14:47She's, um...
14:49She's into dirty talk and stuff.
14:52Mm-hmm.
14:52What do you talk about when you do the dirty talk?
14:54Uh, she tends to tell me what to say.
14:57Well, she gives you a script.
14:58Look, I shouldn't...
14:59I shouldn't be talking about this, actually.
15:01You know both parties are meant to enjoy it, right?
15:03Yeah, and I do.
15:04Yeah, but what are you like for you?
15:07Like, sex is, like, a big deal.
15:09It's like your ego.
15:12So what do you enjoy?
15:17Oh, Jesus.
15:20Dan, I think that's about the saddest thing I've ever heard.
15:24You need to get in touch with your sexual self.
15:27Like, stat.
15:29I'm not having an affair.
15:31Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got that.
15:34I'm going to take your case on as a friend.
15:37It'll be like, um...
15:38Yeah, like one of those Instagram stories
15:39where the jogger finds the dying cat in the desert
15:42and puts it in their rucksack.
15:43Am I the cat?
15:44Yeah, you're the cat.
15:48Civil war ripped the young nation in half.
15:51The brothers, Anthony and William McBeat,
15:55fought on opposite sides of the war.
15:58They returned home on the same night,
16:00meeting as embracing our family.
16:04Hey, you're on speaker.
16:06Mum, something happened and I don't know what to do.
16:09What's happened?
16:10We had some gummies.
16:11I said the room was magical and beautiful
16:13and that I loved them, but then they ran off.
16:15Mum, can you come over?
16:16Everything's gone a bit active.
16:17Where are you?
16:18It's, er...
16:19Okay, do the thing where you drop me the arrow.
16:21I'll be there in 30 minutes.
16:24You can't drive.
16:25You can't operate machinery.
16:26Oh, er, fine.
16:27Then, then, you drive.
16:30Okay.
16:31Actually, I can't drive either.
16:32I've had a few drinks.
16:33I didn't know we were going to be going out.
16:34Okay, we'll get a taxi.
16:45Wandsworth, please.
16:46Yeah, sure.
16:53Part.
16:54Oh.
16:55I can do it!
16:57No, I can't.
16:57Actually, I can't do it.
17:02Yo!
17:04Oi!
17:06What the fuck are you doing?
17:09Shall we go a little slower, please?
17:13Fucking stop them!
17:14Oh, fuck.
17:14Can you just slow down, please?
17:17You're too close.
17:18You're too close!
17:19What the fuck are you doing?
17:22Slow down, please!
17:24Oh, we're too close!
17:26Run!
17:27Oh, I'm sick!
17:36Why are you getting out of the car?
17:37What the fuck is he doing?
17:38What's he doing?
17:42What's he doing?
17:44Um, do you need to be driving?
17:47Is he going to be driving?
17:54Has he got a weapon?
17:56Shall I cancel the ride?
17:57Bye!
18:07Sorry, that was my cousin.
18:08I had his bowl.
18:12No problem.
18:14We're heading for something somewhere I've never been.
18:32That was terrifying, I feel ill.
18:34Dom?
18:35Five stars, great communication.
18:36Dom!
18:39Dom!
18:40Do you need to move on?
18:42Dom?
18:42Yes, Dom.
18:44No.
18:45Sorry.
18:45Dom?
18:46Excuse me.
18:47Do you need to move on?
18:48Yeah, Dom.
18:50Sorry.
18:51Right, for you?
18:51Ah.
18:52No.
18:53Oh.
18:54Hey.
18:56What's going on?
18:59We're all dying.
19:01There's no water in our mouths.
19:04Colin's hand is a mop.
19:07Okay, whose house is this?
19:08Whose house is it?
19:10It's my house.
19:11What?
19:12What's that?
19:15Oh.
19:16Hi.
19:17Hey, are your parents away?
19:21When do they come back?
19:24Tomorrow.
19:30Okay.
19:31Everyone get into a circle.
19:34I want hands on backs, people.
19:37Okay?
19:38No one is dying.
19:48You've got this.
19:49Got it.
19:49I want to make.
19:52We're all safe.
19:53When I'm busy, it's up to play.
19:56And this is a happy time.
19:58I want to make.
20:01Total acceptance.
20:05I want to make.
20:07Everyone okay in here?
20:08I want to make.
20:10I want to make.
20:10I want to make.
20:10Okay, when you get back to your own houses, take your clothes off, put them on for a two
20:14and a half hour dry, and take your rubbish with you.
20:16If you help Harper clean, there's a good chance you'll be able to party here again.
20:20If you don't, you won't.
20:24Everything okay down there?
20:25Yeah.
20:25Okay.
20:31Mum.
20:34Mum.
20:35I called Rome, and they said they were by a bridge, and then the phone went dead.
20:39What if something terrible has happened?
20:47Go away!
20:50We shouldn't have called you.
20:52I wasn't doing anything else.
20:54Did I do something terrible?
20:57No.
20:58No.
20:59Of course you didn't.
21:02Maybe you and I stay back for a bit.
21:08Yeah.
21:09Yeah.
21:11Hey.
21:15What happened?
21:19Dom said that he loved me.
21:23Yeah, I hate when people say I love you, and then you're meant to say it back.
21:28It'd be better if we all just said, I love you right now.
21:31Maybe momentary.
21:32And also, I do not need you to say it back.
21:45Um.
21:46Dom.
21:51Do you want a cheering go?
21:56Yes, please.
21:58Yeah.
21:59Okay.
22:00Okay.
22:15I don't want to need anyone.
22:19My dad didn't love my mum, and...
22:23He didn't love us.
22:24How can you not love your own kid?
22:28Some people find love hard.
22:31And some people are just assholes.
22:35What if you love someone, and it goes wrong?
22:42Well, it doesn't cancel out the good.
22:45I mean, you don't not eat crisps, because, you know, you'll have to stop eating them one day.
22:52Why do you have to stop eating the crisps?
22:55I don't know, it's a bad analogy.
22:59How are we meant to know if we really like each other, or whether we're just a rush of hormones?
23:07No idea.
23:10I'm at the other end of the hormone rainbow.
23:12I can go from love to disdain in 20 seconds flat.
23:19I'm sorry.
23:21No, don't be.
23:23Oh, I'm having a lovely time.
23:29You are definitely a very worthy human being, Rome.
23:33I've met thousands of humans, and there's usually only, like, 3% of them that are really magnificent,
23:39and you're definitely one of the 3%.
23:41Thank you, Alice.
23:45It's my pleasure.
23:52I reckon you can go over now.
24:05Sorry.
24:07Don't be.
24:09I can, um, be a real idiot sometimes.
24:15That's what I like about you.
24:17Yeah, I can't go down.
24:18Swing your leg through here.
24:20No, this one.
24:22Don't go.
24:23Straighten it.
24:23I can't.
24:24And just swing it through.
24:26Oh.
24:27Here.
24:28Lean back.
24:35What am I meant to do now?
24:37Let it go.
24:38I didn't mean it like that.
24:41Come.
24:54And when it happened, did you just not think about me at all?
24:56I did.
24:59I did.
24:59For a moment.
25:00And then, I like her.
25:04I really like her.
25:08Turns out I'm a complete fucking asshole.
25:12You are a complete fucking asshole.
25:16I hate that I've made you sad.
25:21But now that it's happened, do you think you would ever be okay with-
25:27No.
25:29I don't.
25:31You'll be robbing her of her youth.
25:33I'm not that old.
25:34You are.
25:37We're almost over.
25:38She's only just begun.
25:43It's my job to protect her from people like us.
25:48I want you to break up with her.
25:54You said to me that any woman will be lucky to have me.
26:00Not her.
26:08Do you love me?
26:11Yes.
26:12Then break it off.
26:19I'm begging you to end it.
26:23Please, Steve.
26:24Promise me you'll break up with her.
26:32Okay.
26:45Blue skies smiling at me.
26:51Nothing but blue skies do I see.
26:57Blue birds singing songs.
27:02Nothing but blue skies from now on.
27:08I never saw the sun shining so bright.
27:11Never saw things going so light.
27:15Noticing the days hurrying by.
27:17When you're in love.
27:19Mind how they fly by.
27:21Blue days.
27:22All of them gone.
27:25Nothing but blue.
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