Dimension 20 S28E10P2 (2026)

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00:00:00Uh, that's two.

00:00:01Two successes.

00:00:02And I'm gonna use a willpower.

00:00:04Hell yeah.

00:00:05So three.

00:00:06You smash the car into the tree.

00:00:08A flaming Christmas tree in mid-January

00:00:10comes smashing into the green aisle.

00:00:14A Douglas-owned weed establishment here in town.

00:00:18Smashing into it, the gumbaroo vanishes into ash,

00:00:22and in the distance, you see a crispy bat-child

00:00:24in Darkness Man.

00:00:25Levante, you're getting all the business names here,

00:00:28watching as the tree smashes into the green.

00:00:29The green aisle, the fire starts to spread

00:00:31slightly to the exterior of Mike's.

00:00:34And also, there is no active fire department in Purpy.

00:00:38So what do you guys, what do you guys wanna do?

00:00:40What's on fire?

00:00:42The tree, the green aisle now,

00:00:45and it is licking on the outside of Mike's bar.

00:00:48I do have, I have, one of my things is check the trunk.

00:00:53It's like one of my advantages.

00:00:55I have easy access to an armor of cachet or tools.

00:00:58None of these items can exceed the value of something

00:01:01a resource's two character could access.

00:01:04Can I have a fire extinguisher?

00:01:06Sure.

00:01:06Can I just find one?

00:01:07I mean, we're in the...

00:01:08Mike's would have one, too.

00:01:09One in the Mike's?

00:01:10Yeah.

00:01:10We definitely put the fire outside of Mike's.

00:01:13Yeah.

00:01:13Cool.

00:01:13I think we let it go.

00:01:14Yeah.

00:01:15I think it's gonna get the whole town high.

00:01:18So seconds, not that long later,

00:01:21you guys see, as you guys were standing outside here,

00:01:23early morning, you guys see,

00:01:24whoop, whoop, whoop,

00:01:24a sort of squad car pulls up.

00:01:26I, into the water.

00:01:28Into the water.

00:01:29Just, you just get the fuck out of there.

00:01:32H.J. is gone.

00:01:33You see that an officer gets up and goes,

00:01:35holy shit, what happened here?

00:01:37It was insane.

00:01:39What happened?

00:01:39Some, these two kids had gotten a bear

00:01:44and they were filming something.

00:01:46Some sort of thing.

00:01:48My bar caught on fire.

00:01:49That's why I came down here.

00:01:50Officer looks over at you and says,

00:01:51your business owner?

00:01:52You're part owner here?

00:01:52Yeah, Mike's.

00:01:53Whatever you need.

00:01:55Really?

00:01:55If you own this business,

00:01:56then whatever you need, sir.

00:01:58You mean that?

00:01:58I mean that from the bottom of my heart.

00:02:00We are here to protect the business owners of Purpy.

00:02:02Oh, God.

00:02:03You see,

00:02:05you guys hear,

00:02:07a little moped,

00:02:09and you see,

00:02:10a dude gets off his bike.

00:02:12Oh, no.

00:02:13Absolutely roided.

00:02:14You see, he's got,

00:02:15he's got a full bazooka on his back.

00:02:18Wow.

00:02:18You see, he goes,

00:02:19hey there.

00:02:20Okay.

00:02:21What, who's up to,

00:02:22who's lollygagging?

00:02:23Who's up to,

00:02:23who's up to no good?

00:02:25I don't know.

00:02:25Some, some kids,

00:02:27Levante-worthy,

00:02:27I'm part owner in Mike's bar.

00:02:29Yeah?

00:02:29Is this your car?

00:02:30It can't be parked here.

00:02:31That's not my car.

00:02:33The car that's on fire?

00:02:34Is that a cop?

00:02:34You see,

00:02:35he looks at you and goes,

00:02:36no.

00:02:36And you see,

00:02:37he starts to get on his moped

00:02:38and scoot away

00:02:39as the other officer.

00:02:41Is that Todd?

00:02:41Who are you?

00:02:42Officer Lewis says,

00:02:42that's Todd.

00:02:43I'm at four hunger.

00:02:44I have to eat Todd.

00:02:45I need to,

00:02:45I do,

00:02:46I need to.

00:02:47Officer,

00:02:47look this way.

00:02:48Yeah?

00:02:49I was so scared.

00:02:51I was really scared.

00:02:52Go eat him.

00:02:53Go eat him.

00:02:54Go.

00:02:54We got this.

00:02:56Look at him.

00:02:56So Todd's riding away

00:02:57on a moped, right?

00:02:58On a moped, yeah.

00:02:59Can I

00:03:00jump out of the water,

00:03:02stop Todd,

00:03:03and stop him for you?

00:03:03And grab Todd.

00:03:04Great.

00:03:05Head off Todd.

00:03:06Do you have an underwater

00:03:07sort of headset?

00:03:08I'm like,

00:03:09I'm like going like right here.

00:03:11Give me manipulation,

00:03:13persuasion

00:03:14against these,

00:03:15against these officers.

00:03:17And H.J.,

00:03:17Darkness Man and Bat Child,

00:03:18do you want to pursue Todd Farner?

00:03:20I think I'm gonna,

00:03:21oh,

00:03:21I'm so hungry,

00:03:22but we've already made

00:03:23such a mess today.

00:03:24Yeah,

00:03:25Todd's by himself.

00:03:26What's one more broken egg?

00:03:27Yeah,

00:03:27we follow Todd.

00:03:28Yeah,

00:03:29I mean,

00:03:29he literally put a,

00:03:30he put crosshairs

00:03:31on our car.

00:03:32That's true.

00:03:33Uh,

00:03:33that's

00:03:35five successes.

00:03:36Five successes from you.

00:03:38One,

00:03:39two,

00:03:39three,

00:03:40four,

00:03:40eight successes.

00:03:41Woo!

00:03:42I was really in my feels

00:03:43about how scary it was.

00:03:44You see,

00:03:44as you look over,

00:03:45you see,

00:03:46with a combined total

00:03:47of 13 successes,

00:03:48one of the police

00:03:49is walking up

00:03:49to the business's

00:03:50security cameras

00:03:51and is wiping a magnet

00:03:53over the hard drives

00:03:54of the cameras,

00:03:55being like,

00:03:56yeah,

00:03:56the last thing we want,

00:03:57I think it's a great point.

00:03:58If kids were to see

00:04:00these stunts or pranks

00:04:01on security footage,

00:04:02it would be all over TikTok.

00:04:03It'd become a new trend,

00:04:04TikTok.

00:04:05Better just to erase it.

00:04:06We don't need to do

00:04:07fire bear stuff anymore,

00:04:08I swear.

00:04:09Can I say something?

00:04:11Of course.

00:04:11Thank you for owning a business.

00:04:15Somebody's gotta do it.

00:04:19He just smells

00:04:20your clothes deeply

00:04:21and says,

00:04:22I noticed you're bleeding.

00:04:24Have you been attacked?

00:04:25Yeah.

00:04:25The kids said,

00:04:27they pointed the bear

00:04:27at me.

00:04:29They said,

00:04:30they said,

00:04:30get him.

00:04:31He owns a business.

00:04:35He's a little fucking

00:04:36cognizant.

00:04:37I swear to God.

00:04:37They said,

00:04:38get that business owner,

00:04:39get him in his

00:04:40beautiful Italian silk shirt.

00:04:42We'll show him.

00:04:43We have a good idea

00:04:44who these kids are.

00:04:45Oh, well,

00:04:47I can definitely

00:04:48identify them

00:04:48if you need me

00:04:49to come down

00:04:49to the precinct.

00:04:50Great.

00:04:50It's a $500 shirt,

00:04:52which I think

00:04:53is grand theft

00:04:54in Oregon, right?

00:04:56C nods and says,

00:04:57you from East Coast?

00:04:59Yes.

00:05:00You see,

00:05:00he looks and says,

00:05:00all right,

00:05:02we're on it.

00:05:04There's some kids

00:05:04that are always

00:05:05messing with bears around here.

00:05:06Okay, we'll find out.

00:05:06And you see that he,

00:05:07they get in their car

00:05:08and pull out.

00:05:09For the rest of you,

00:05:10you see Todd

00:05:13on his little moth head.

00:05:13As soon as he's by himself.

00:05:15I mean,

00:05:15he's like around here,

00:05:16so it's pretty like,

00:05:17there's not much going on.

00:05:18I tackle him off the motorcycle.

00:05:20Let me try to eat him.

00:05:21No role necessary.

00:05:23Todd pulls around

00:05:24and looks over

00:05:25and sees the lumber mill

00:05:26and it's just like,

00:05:26lights on inside.

00:05:28That's a violation.

00:05:29Lights out!

00:05:32Great, you can slake

00:05:33all of your hunger

00:05:34down to zero.

00:05:36And I guess

00:05:36we have a bazooka now.

00:05:38You guys also have a bazooka?

00:05:39Yeah, I was going to say,

00:05:40yeah, I'll be huge.

00:05:41Incredible.

00:05:41Keep the bazooka.

00:05:43Oh, jeez,

00:05:44I was so hungry.

00:05:45How do I heal

00:05:47all this damage?

00:05:48Healing aggravated damage

00:05:49is incredibly challenging.

00:05:51You guys are in

00:05:52a lot of trouble.

00:05:53I need a sick day.

00:05:54You can't have a sick day.

00:05:55Our boss

00:05:56and our rivals

00:05:57are coming to dinner

00:05:58at the same time.

00:05:58It's her birthday.

00:05:59She can have a sick birthday.

00:06:01Aw, she's sick on her birthday.

00:06:03Oh my god.

00:06:03Hey, Ray,

00:06:04I might as well work.

00:06:05You know what?

00:06:05Have this bazooka.

00:06:07So you guys

00:06:07are going to carry these burns.

00:06:09You can only heal

00:06:10one level

00:06:11of aggravated damage

00:06:13by making

00:06:14three rouse checks

00:06:15at the beginning

00:06:16of a session

00:06:16in addition

00:06:17to the wake up rouse check.

00:06:19Damn.

00:06:20And yet to succeed

00:06:21through how many times?

00:06:22It removes one level

00:06:23each time you succeed.

00:06:24Per level of damage.

00:06:25I should have just

00:06:26made my mouth

00:06:26into a portal

00:06:27and mouth kissed it

00:06:28the whole time.

00:06:29Well, if you mouth kissed it,

00:06:30it wouldn't have blown up

00:06:31and we had to blow it up

00:06:32before it got to...

00:06:32I know, that's why I didn't...

00:06:33It would have gotten

00:06:33to the Douglas,

00:06:35Douglases,

00:06:35or it would have blown up

00:06:36in the...

00:06:37It could have...

00:06:38Was trying to fuck the bear

00:06:39was better.

00:06:40Was this the only bear?

00:06:41This was the only gum broo.

00:06:43Four more gum brooos.

00:06:44Yeah, four more gum broos

00:06:45turn the corner,

00:06:46each harder than the last.

00:06:48I hand Levante back his phone.

00:06:50Me and Tyler

00:06:50have clearly been sexting.

00:06:51What?

00:06:53What?

00:06:54From your...

00:06:55From my phone?

00:06:58I don't have his number.

00:06:59Having defeated the gum broo,

00:07:01all of you are left wondering

00:07:03about what Madelaine saw

00:07:06in her premonition

00:07:07with Boyd Douglas astride

00:07:09that altar

00:07:09on the Golden Bounty Farm

00:07:11and what is to come.

00:07:12However,

00:07:13some of your companions here

00:07:14are badly,

00:07:15badly injured.

00:07:17During that following day,

00:07:18Tyler Morimoto

00:07:19gets a whole bunch

00:07:20of candles

00:07:21and everything

00:07:22that you need

00:07:22and gets to work

00:07:25such that

00:07:25when evening time

00:07:27rolls around,

00:07:29you all find yourself

00:07:31awakening

00:07:32in your domicile.

00:07:34And I will ask

00:07:35Darkness Man

00:07:35and Batch Child

00:07:36if you would like to

00:07:36on this first evening

00:07:37attempt to heal

00:07:39some of the aggravated damage.

00:07:40Yes, that would be great.

00:07:41It's going to be

00:07:42in addition

00:07:43to your normal rouse checks

00:07:44which everyone needs

00:07:45to make waking up

00:07:46on a new night,

00:07:47you guys have to make

00:07:48your normal rouse check

00:07:48and three additional.

00:07:50You will automatically

00:07:52heal a point

00:07:53of aggravated damage

00:07:54but you're making

00:07:54three additional rouse checks

00:07:56because you might

00:07:56get way hungrier

00:07:58doing so.

00:07:58Does that make sense?

00:07:59Okay.

00:08:00Go ahead.

00:08:00Yeah.

00:08:00What if I'm already

00:08:01at three hunger

00:08:03so that I go to bed?

00:08:05You might frenzy

00:08:07on waking up

00:08:08or potentially not.

00:08:08If there's anything else

00:08:10you would try to do

00:08:10that night

00:08:11before you got back.

00:08:12Do you want to go

00:08:13to the,

00:08:16what were they called?

00:08:18The volunteers?

00:08:20Oh yeah,

00:08:20the blood banks.

00:08:21Oh yeah,

00:08:21you could go and slake

00:08:22two hunger

00:08:22from your guys' herd

00:08:24that night

00:08:25if you wanted to.

00:08:26I could also share

00:08:26some of Todd.

00:08:27Yeah, share some of Todd.

00:08:29So in that case,

00:08:29each of you only gets

00:08:30rid of two hunger blocks

00:08:31doing that.

00:08:32Cool?

00:08:33Great.

00:08:33Cool.

00:08:34How are we doing

00:08:34hunger-wise

00:08:35for everybody else?

00:08:36What's Levante at?

00:08:37I'm at one.

00:08:38Two now.

00:08:38I'm down to one now.

00:08:40Zayt, is it four?

00:08:40Wait, I think I'm at three

00:08:41because I think

00:08:42I got rid of one earlier.

00:08:43Cool.

00:08:43One.

00:08:44One.

00:08:44Okay, gotcha.

00:08:45Zayt's a little bit hungry.

00:08:46So darkness man

00:08:47and bat child,

00:08:47you guys are going to

00:08:48roll your normal

00:08:49rouse check

00:08:49and three additional.

00:08:51Pass the first one.

00:08:53Fail.

00:08:53And then three

00:08:54fucking fails.

00:08:56Full hunger.

00:08:57Five.

00:08:58But you don't roll

00:08:59an additional one

00:08:59past five, do you?

00:09:00Um, no.

00:09:01Okay.

00:09:02I'm back up to three

00:09:03because I failed

00:09:03two of them.

00:09:04So each of you

00:09:05heals one point

00:09:06of aggravated

00:09:07and darkness man,

00:09:09you awaken

00:09:10hungry.

00:09:11You are on the

00:09:12threshold of frenzy

00:09:14on the night

00:09:15that Kosche

00:09:16is supposed to arrive.

00:09:17All right, I got to

00:09:19go to the, uh,

00:09:20our volunteers

00:09:22and drink some blood.

00:09:23How much does that, uh...

00:09:25That gets rid of two.

00:09:27I probably should go

00:09:28as well and try

00:09:29to get rid of two.

00:09:30Should we invite them?

00:09:31Then it's going to be

00:09:31just one from each of you,

00:09:32one hunger level

00:09:33from each of you.

00:09:33Should we invite them

00:09:34to Elysium?

00:09:35We could all drink up there.

00:09:36Because we have three

00:09:37to choose from, right?

00:09:39Four.

00:09:39That could feed us.

00:09:40Because you're kind of

00:09:40coming at a period

00:09:41of downtime the previous night,

00:09:43there are extensions

00:09:44of, like, how much others have,

00:09:46how much it's safe

00:09:47to drink from people.

00:09:48You can also drink

00:09:48more than that

00:09:50if it's, uh,

00:09:52depending on if it's safe

00:09:53or not to do so,

00:09:54but it's about how often

00:09:55you're drinking from people.

00:09:56Look, I'm fine

00:09:57with killing all of them.

00:09:58There are four duds

00:09:59as far as I'm concerned.

00:10:00Oh, we can kill it.

00:10:02Kosche will probably

00:10:03expect to see them

00:10:04in some,

00:10:05because aren't they,

00:10:06he hired them.

00:10:07I think he hired.

00:10:07Does anyone have

00:10:08the herd advantage here

00:10:10or no?

00:10:11My herd advantage

00:10:13is that we have

00:10:14a machine shop.

00:10:15Yeah.

00:10:16I believe you guys

00:10:16have two dots in herd,

00:10:19which means that

00:10:19you can slake

00:10:20that level of hunger

00:10:21each week.

00:10:22Each week?

00:10:23Yeah.

00:10:24It's hard to get less hungry

00:10:26if you're just taking

00:10:26polite little sips.

00:10:27I'm at three hunger.

00:10:29Okay, same.

00:10:30I'm at three.

00:10:31If I took one,

00:10:32if I got rid of one

00:10:33from the podcast editor,

00:10:35then I'd be at two.

00:10:36Unfortunately,

00:10:37the herd as a whole

00:10:38can only offer

00:10:40two points of hunger slaked.

00:10:42So if you're starting at five,

00:10:43what hunger are you at?

00:10:44I was starting at three.

00:10:46So I can just be at three,

00:10:47I think.

00:10:48All right.

00:10:48And you'll get down

00:10:49to three as well?

00:10:50Yeah.

00:10:50Okay, so three members

00:10:51of your coder here

00:10:52at three hunger.

00:10:53What do you guys do

00:10:54that night knowing

00:10:55you're not exactly sure

00:10:56when Koshay is going

00:10:57to arrive or not?

00:10:58We'll text him

00:10:58the address at Elysium.

00:11:00I'm just having

00:11:01some second thoughts

00:11:01about the candles

00:11:02after last night.

00:11:04Should we tell Tyler

00:11:05to take them all back?

00:11:06They're already burning.

00:11:07You kept the receipt, right?

00:11:08We did all that fight.

00:11:09We did all that

00:11:10with the bear.

00:11:11We got to enjoy

00:11:12our candles.

00:11:12Yeah, nobody's going to do,

00:11:14everyone's going to be

00:11:15incredibly safe,

00:11:16you know?

00:11:17We'll hang out.

00:11:19Tyler got us

00:11:19a Bluetooth speaker.

00:11:20We'll play some fun music.

00:11:22We'll sit around,

00:11:23you know,

00:11:24it'll be real classic

00:11:25Elysium vibes,

00:11:26you know?

00:11:26Levante,

00:11:27you get a text

00:11:27from Maya.

00:11:29Oh.

00:11:29Who says,

00:11:30hey, heading up

00:11:31to the rocks

00:11:32with Cody.

00:11:33Let us know

00:11:34when to expect you guys.

00:11:37We forgot

00:11:38with the whole

00:11:39bear thing

00:11:40to cancel.

00:11:43I'm so hungry.

00:11:45Okay.

00:11:45I'm going to be

00:11:46a mess tonight.

00:11:48I'm just warning you guys.

00:11:50I'm angry.

00:11:51I'm sorry.

00:11:51You're so put together

00:11:53all the other time.

00:11:54You're allowed

00:11:55to be human.

00:11:56Thanks, yeah.

00:11:57I feel like you had

00:11:57a really good meeting

00:11:58with Maya before.

00:12:00Right?

00:12:01Uh, yeah.

00:12:02Maybe,

00:12:03and I had a good meeting

00:12:04with Cody.

00:12:04Not as hungry, I guess.

00:12:05Maybe you and me

00:12:06go meet Cody

00:12:07at the rock climbing.

00:12:08Okay.

00:12:09And then these guys

00:12:10do Elysium.

00:12:11Yeah, I was also thinking

00:12:13if you guys want

00:12:14to get rid of some hunger,

00:12:15there were some

00:12:15really questionable

00:12:16people at the gun range.

00:12:18Oh, yes.

00:12:19He just wanted to.

00:12:20Yes, that guy

00:12:20was very strong.

00:12:22Grab someone.

00:12:22No, not that guy.

00:12:23That guy's my friend,

00:12:24but the rest of the people.

00:12:25The people who shot at?

00:12:27Yeah, the people who shot at.

00:12:28You should kill them.

00:12:28Yeah, throwing guys.

00:12:29Yeah.

00:12:30Okay, four of us

00:12:31go to Elysium.

00:12:31You guys go meet

00:12:33with Maya and Cody

00:12:34at the rocks.

00:12:35We don't want to rain check.

00:12:37I mean, it just feels rude

00:12:38at this point.

00:12:39Yeah, you're right.

00:12:40It feels rude.

00:12:40It's good.

00:12:41We're going to finally

00:12:41end the long-standing war

00:12:44between werewolves

00:12:45and vampires.

00:12:46Yeah.

00:12:46I'll text back Maya.

00:12:48Maya, so sorry.

00:12:51Crazy day at work.

00:12:53H.J.

00:12:54and Madeline

00:12:56are for sure

00:12:58going to be there.

00:13:00The rest of us

00:13:00are maybes.

00:13:02We'll catch up

00:13:03with you soon,

00:13:04if not tonight.

00:13:05You get a response

00:13:06back pretty quickly

00:13:06saying,

00:13:08it's no problem

00:13:09if you want to reschedule.

00:13:10Okay, they said

00:13:11it's no problem.

00:13:12Oh, great.

00:13:12Okay, cool.

00:13:12Yeah, yeah.

00:13:13Let's reschedule.

00:13:14Awesome.

00:13:14Oh, my God.

00:13:15Oh, wow.

00:13:16What's that?

00:13:16Happy birthday.

00:13:18Happy birthday.

00:13:19Oh, my gosh.

00:13:21Happy birthday.

00:13:21Oh, my God.

00:13:21I forgot.

00:13:22Happy birthday to you.

00:13:24We got these candles.

00:13:25Happy birthday to you.

00:13:28Happy birthday to you.

00:13:29Check your email.

00:13:30I got you a present.

00:13:31Oh, I checked my email.

00:13:34You find an email

00:13:35registering you

00:13:37for a zoology class

00:13:40at night.

00:13:41A digital zoology class,

00:13:44night class.

00:13:44Now that's great.

00:13:45You don't have to be

00:13:46a full matriculating student.

00:13:47You could just take

00:13:48some classes here and there.

00:13:49Oh.

00:13:51It's really, really sweet.

00:13:52You love school.

00:13:54Yeah, I love school.

00:13:55It's really, really nice.

00:13:59It's everything I always wanted

00:14:00at one point in my life.

00:14:02We're kind of talking

00:14:03in the past tense.

00:14:04So, which one you like more?

00:14:05The thong or the...

00:14:07Well, I'm wearing the thong.

00:14:10Oh.

00:14:11And the...

00:14:11It's so small.

00:14:15I know, I'm wearing it

00:14:16like an inklet.

00:14:18What?

00:14:19Just kind of twisted and wrapped.

00:14:20Oh, that's so creative.

00:14:22Well, let's rain check

00:14:23with Maya

00:14:23head on down to Elysium

00:14:25and have ourselves

00:14:26a good old-fashioned

00:14:27lumber mill rave thing.

00:14:30How much...

00:14:30Okay.

00:14:31He's going to know

00:14:32we're lying to him

00:14:33when we lie to him.

00:14:34What are we going to tell him

00:14:36about, like...

00:14:36I say we tell him the truth.

00:14:38Tell him the truth.

00:14:38Lying about what?

00:14:39We're doing so good.

00:14:40Well, I don't want to tell him

00:14:41about Cody

00:14:41because he's going to want

00:14:42to kill Cody.

00:14:43And Cody's...

00:14:43Okay, well, that's why

00:14:44we're not going to go meet Cody.

00:14:45Okay.

00:14:46We won't even tell him

00:14:46about Cody.

00:14:47Say there's some mages

00:14:48in town.

00:14:48We don't know what we don't know.

00:14:48We actually don't even know.

00:14:50We don't know nothing.

00:14:51You can say nothing.

00:14:51Plus, you're covered

00:14:51in battle scars.

00:14:52I mean, come on.

00:14:53Look at you guys.

00:14:54Yeah.

00:14:54You're the picture

00:14:55of hard work

00:14:56and us getting our hands

00:14:57dirty here in town.

00:14:59Okay.

00:14:59Yeah.

00:15:00Let's go.

00:15:00We got a great story.

00:15:01I say let's tell it.

00:15:03Let's get some beats

00:15:04pumping on the beats pill.

00:15:05Yeah.

00:15:06Exactly.

00:15:06Yeah.

00:15:07Yeah.

00:15:08I'm going to add

00:15:08everyone to a playlist.

00:15:09Will everyone just

00:15:10add two songs?

00:15:11Oh, okay.

00:15:12I'll do the fifth

00:15:13and the sixth best

00:15:14Bush song.

00:15:15Take care.

00:15:16Everything Zen,

00:15:17which I forgot

00:15:18during the inventory party,

00:15:19and then

00:15:20Chemicals Between Us.

00:15:21I'm going to just do

00:15:22Killing in the Name of

00:15:24by Rage Against the Machine

00:15:25twice.

00:15:25Okay, great.

00:15:26Okay.

00:15:26I guess I'll do

00:15:27Killing in the Name of.

00:15:31And I'm like a bird.

00:15:34Okay.

00:15:34I'm going to do

00:15:35that tattoo song.

00:15:37All the things she said.

00:15:38All the things she said.

00:15:39Oh, that's good.

00:15:39And I'm going to do

00:15:40the

00:15:43I'm blue

00:15:44da ba de

00:15:45Oh, I love that one.

00:15:46I'm going to do

00:15:47that song twice.

00:15:50Awesome.

00:15:50Great playlist.

00:15:51You guys head

00:15:52to the lumber mill.

00:15:52Is there any

00:15:54outside indication

00:15:55that the lumber mill

00:15:56is open?

00:15:57No, I don't think so.

00:15:59And it hasn't been, right?

00:16:00Yeah.

00:16:00I think it's just

00:16:01when you walk in,

00:16:01there's a bunch of

00:16:02red silk

00:16:04kind of strung

00:16:05between two parts

00:16:06and some,

00:16:08you know,

00:16:09delightfully

00:16:09So many candles.

00:16:11Every window

00:16:12is covered with

00:16:12that kind of

00:16:13construction paper

00:16:13when a restaurant

00:16:14is being redone.

00:16:15Yeah.

00:16:16At around midnight,

00:16:17you guys see that

00:16:18Tyler has spent

00:16:19the entire day

00:16:20red satin

00:16:21hanging from

00:16:22the catwalks,

00:16:23candles everywhere.

00:16:25It can't help.

00:16:26What a firehound.

00:16:27Here's the thing.

00:16:28It cannot help

00:16:29but look striking

00:16:30in here.

00:16:31The only thing

00:16:32is that

00:16:32he's also

00:16:33cleaned up

00:16:34in here

00:16:34so it doesn't

00:16:35they're not like

00:16:36weird dust

00:16:37everywhere.

00:16:37It looks like

00:16:40there's still

00:16:41a little bit

00:16:41of power washer

00:16:42stain on some areas

00:16:44but the dampness

00:16:44kind of even

00:16:45adds a little bit

00:16:46of mystique.

00:16:46It sort of

00:16:47reflects the candlelight.

00:16:48There's so many candles.

00:16:50It smells

00:16:51like cinnamon,

00:16:53nutmeg,

00:16:54coconut,

00:16:56pineapple.

00:16:58Tyler,

00:16:59I said one thing.

00:17:00You see Tyler

00:17:01looks around

00:17:01at you

00:17:02and he goes

00:17:03disrespect Madeline,

00:17:04you're the most

00:17:05beautiful person

00:17:06I've ever seen

00:17:06in my life

00:17:07and I would

00:17:08pull my eyes

00:17:09out of my head

00:17:10to be

00:17:11an entrepreneur.

00:17:14That's the kind

00:17:14of talk I like.

00:17:16Tyler,

00:17:17get the fuck

00:17:17out of here.

00:17:18Okay,

00:17:19if there's

00:17:19something insane

00:17:19happening,

00:17:20I like it

00:17:21and I'll do

00:17:21whatever you say.

00:17:22Hey,

00:17:23man,

00:17:23one day you'll

00:17:24wear the mask,

00:17:25not tonight.

00:17:26One day I'll

00:17:27be skull and bone.

00:17:27Ow,

00:17:28I hurt my hand

00:17:28when I did that.

00:17:29You see he

00:17:29goes and dips

00:17:31out of the hall

00:17:31as fast as he can.

00:17:32You see that he

00:17:33shoots off

00:17:34into the dark.

00:17:34Are there any

00:17:35other preparations

00:17:35you guys make

00:17:36here for Elysium?

00:17:37Beats Pill

00:17:38is playing.

00:17:39I think we just

00:17:40lean into

00:17:41grand opening.

00:17:42I mean,

00:17:43he's going to ask

00:17:43us about Elysium,

00:17:45like who's

00:17:46on the council

00:17:46of Primogen

00:17:47and who's

00:17:47the prince.

00:17:49Yeah.

00:17:49Oh, yeah.

00:17:50This is,

00:17:50we've established

00:17:51this is Elysium.

00:17:52What about

00:17:53the other two?

00:17:53I think Darkness

00:17:54Man should be

00:17:55the prince

00:17:55and it's obvious.

00:17:57I feel like

00:17:58maybe the prince

00:17:58has some kind

00:17:59of levels

00:18:00in charisma

00:18:01and politics.

00:18:02I think the prince

00:18:02should,

00:18:03maybe not.

00:18:04Maybe

00:18:04hopsicord.

00:18:05You guys are

00:18:05having this

00:18:06conversation

00:18:06as a black

00:18:08town car

00:18:08rolls up

00:18:09outside.

00:18:10Okay,

00:18:10let's,

00:18:11maybe he can

00:18:12pick.

00:18:13Maybe it'll be

00:18:13a fun thing

00:18:14for him.

00:18:14Oh,

00:18:14we could tell him

00:18:15that he's the prince.

00:18:16Oh,

00:18:16we'll tell him

00:18:17he's the prince.

00:18:17But then he was

00:18:19hanging out.

00:18:19He might be,

00:18:21you guys see the

00:18:21doors slide open

00:18:23as you see two

00:18:24black Armani suit

00:18:27wearing security guards

00:18:29pull open the doors,

00:18:30the sort of sliding

00:18:31sort of elephant doors.

00:18:32You see surveillance on.

00:18:34One of them has

00:18:34a small semi-automatic

00:18:36sort of bulging

00:18:37outside of the

00:18:37sort of fancy jacket.

00:18:40And you see

00:18:41Kosche walks in

00:18:42once again,

00:18:43leather vest,

00:18:44exposed,

00:18:45broad brawny shoulders,

00:18:46a bunch of old

00:18:47Soviet tattoos

00:18:48on his body

00:18:49and Ermin Damonescu

00:18:51walks in behind him.

00:18:52He walks in

00:18:53looking at all the candles.

00:18:56You're welcome

00:18:57a sweet fire.

00:18:59Well,

00:19:00it's been a dangerous

00:19:02time in Purpi

00:19:03and we thought

00:19:05it was a fun

00:19:06thematic

00:19:07kind of

00:19:08it's part of our journey

00:19:10and it's part

00:19:11of our Elysium.

00:19:13Well,

00:19:14it is good to see

00:19:15this

00:19:16you have

00:19:19spent your time

00:19:20well here

00:19:21in Purpi.

00:19:22Yes.

00:19:23So you're going to stay

00:19:24or just leave?

00:19:26Ermin turns to you

00:19:27and says,

00:19:29first thing you see.

00:19:33You see,

00:19:34we're doing well.

00:19:35Kosche sits

00:19:36on the edge

00:19:37of a table.

00:19:38Ermin looks around

00:19:39and says,

00:19:40do you have chairs

00:19:40in this place?

00:19:42No,

00:19:42it's mostly,

00:19:43the expectation

00:19:45is that when

00:19:45we're really up

00:19:46and running

00:19:47it'll be mostly writhing.

00:19:49So,

00:19:49we don't want anything

00:19:50to get in the way of them.

00:19:51She stands and says,

00:19:53tell me about

00:19:53what you've accomplished

00:19:54thus far in Purpi.

00:19:56Where to begin?

00:19:58So much,

00:19:59so many.

00:20:00First of all,

00:20:01we think Nancy Danderthoff

00:20:02is a shoe-in

00:20:03for the Pulitzer.

00:20:04So,

00:20:05there was

00:20:06some

00:20:07Inquisition hopefuls

00:20:08that were trying

00:20:09to hunt vampires here.

00:20:10Took care of that.

00:20:13without raising

00:20:14any suspicion.

00:20:17There's,

00:20:18we're meeting

00:20:18with some mages.

00:20:19You look very badly burned.

00:20:20Yeah.

00:20:21Oh, yeah.

00:20:22You look very badly burned.

00:20:24I am very badly burned.

00:20:26You look not badly burned.

00:20:28What's this energy?

00:20:29What's,

00:20:30what's this energy?

00:20:31That's your help.

00:20:32I'm mouthing off.

00:20:34Stop.

00:20:35Why are you

00:20:35coming?

00:20:35You just say

00:20:36that you're mouthing off.

00:20:38It was a horror festival.

00:20:39We take that over.

00:20:40We will do that.

00:20:42Yeah, we'll do that.

00:20:43There's a horror festival.

00:20:44We basically control

00:20:44the aristocracy.

00:20:46There's a horror festival

00:20:47coming up.

00:20:48We're all in with that.

00:20:50We're about to meet

00:20:51with some powerful mages.

00:20:53We have a,

00:20:54Powerful mages?

00:20:55Very powerful mages.

00:20:56Oh, yes.

00:20:57What, what methods

00:20:58have you taken

00:20:58to subdue these mages?

00:21:00It's kind of,

00:21:01we punted a meeting.

00:21:04It said embrace

00:21:05or destroy

00:21:06any mortal mages

00:21:07and we were

00:21:08trying to decide

00:21:09whether we were

00:21:10going to embrace

00:21:11or destroy them.

00:21:12That's what the meeting

00:21:12was about.

00:21:13Exactly.

00:21:13We're going to give them

00:21:14an ultimatum.

00:21:15And I took care

00:21:16of a leprechaun

00:21:16real good.

00:21:18See, Ermin goes,

00:21:19what?

00:21:20That's not real.

00:21:21You need a leprechaun.

00:21:22A leprechaun.

00:21:23She had one shoe

00:21:24in a bush.

00:21:25And they had sex

00:21:26in a dirty,

00:21:27next to a single shoe.

00:21:29She had to be

00:21:30a real leprechaun

00:21:31or she just fucked

00:21:31sort of a short woman

00:21:32in a bush.

00:21:35Come on now.

00:21:36Did you know

00:21:36there's a battle

00:21:37between the leprechauns

00:21:38and the bad guys?

00:21:38You see the Ermin

00:21:38and Koshy look

00:21:39at each other

00:21:39and Koshy says,

00:21:40I took care of it.

00:21:41Okay, so we fuck

00:21:42a short girl

00:21:43in a bush.

00:21:44No, she spin around

00:21:46and gold coins

00:21:46come out of her hands.

00:21:47Come on.

00:21:48Corrupt the clergy,

00:21:49going to be a slam dunk.

00:21:50We just got to do it.

00:21:51Yeah.

00:21:53Command the flow of money

00:21:54is coming up,

00:21:55honestly.

00:21:55Oh, it's coming up.

00:21:56We've got to dominate

00:21:57all cultural forces.

00:21:58Oh, we did that.

00:21:58We have done that.

00:21:59We have.

00:21:59We've influenced someone.

00:22:01We have a puppet

00:22:02that is going to be running

00:22:04for local government soon.

00:22:06What have you done

00:22:07in terms of local government?

00:22:08I mean,

00:22:11massive plowing

00:22:11of the fields

00:22:12and lots of seating.

00:22:14I mean,

00:22:14of course,

00:22:16time is,

00:22:17you know,

00:22:17is always going

00:22:18to be a factor.

00:22:19One of the main patriarchs

00:22:20has been taken down.

00:22:22Yes.

00:22:22Murdered.

00:22:23Destroyed.

00:22:24See, she looks at him

00:22:25and says,

00:22:25what do you mean

00:22:26taken down?

00:22:27He was killed

00:22:28in a bathtub

00:22:29and we had nothing

00:22:30to do with it.

00:22:31And that opened up

00:22:33a seat

00:22:33and then Sasquatch

00:22:35ran back into it.

00:22:37What part of control

00:22:38the aristocracy

00:22:40is unclear here?

00:22:42Why are aristocracy...

00:22:43I had questions

00:22:43about that.

00:22:45You see,

00:22:45Kosche nods to you

00:22:46and says,

00:22:48this plowing of field

00:22:49you're talking about.

00:22:50Of course.

00:22:51You are set up here

00:22:53to do what?

00:22:54Have you isolated

00:22:55who is the movers

00:22:56and shakers?

00:22:57Very much so.

00:22:58Yes.

00:22:59Who they are?

00:23:00The Whitacre family

00:23:01and the Douglas family.

00:23:03The Douglases.

00:23:03And we're digging up

00:23:04dirt on them.

00:23:05We think we're going

00:23:06to win the next election

00:23:08in the landslide.

00:23:09For sure.

00:23:10What do you mean

00:23:10you're going to win

00:23:11the next election?

00:23:12Well, we have

00:23:12a puppet candidate.

00:23:14She run a moderately tasteful...

00:23:16Elevated casual.

00:23:17Kosche sort of hangs his head

00:23:19for a second.

00:23:19You see that Ermin says,

00:23:22why are you running...

00:23:24Why are you running a candidate?

00:23:26You said that you were

00:23:27plowing fields.

00:23:28What inroads have you made

00:23:29with the Whitacres

00:23:30and the Douglases?

00:23:31Well, I'm fucking

00:23:32one of the Whitacres.

00:23:34So?

00:23:35All right.

00:23:35Madelaine seems to be doing

00:23:36a lot of the heavy...

00:23:38Thank you!

00:23:40I think you should let me

00:23:41get out of here

00:23:42because I'm doing

00:23:43all the work.

00:23:44She looks and says,

00:23:45well, that's part of

00:23:46what we are discussing here

00:23:49is there is an opportunity

00:23:51for some of you

00:23:52to maybe be relieved

00:23:53of this.

00:23:57No, no.

00:23:58We'll talk...

00:23:58What are you talking about?

00:24:00What are you talking about?

00:24:01What?

00:24:01Are you serious?

00:24:02We don't have to be here anymore?

00:24:04Yeah, some of us.

00:24:06Which ones?

00:24:07Probably the ones

00:24:07that are fucking everybody

00:24:08and doing all the work.

00:24:09Describe to me your plan

00:24:09to control the aristocracy

00:24:11and master the engines of state.

00:24:12We're going to get

00:24:12the dog on our side.

00:24:14We have the dog.

00:24:15Okay, you have to understand,

00:24:16Purpy is not normal.

00:24:20This town that you sent us to

00:24:22is filled with ghosts

00:24:25and fucking squeaky bears

00:24:28and a Bigfoot

00:24:30and a Smiling Nixon.

00:24:31All right?

00:24:31This is a shit sandwich

00:24:34and I am eating it

00:24:35as fast as I fucking can.

00:24:38All right?

00:24:38I am taking bites

00:24:40of the shit sandwich

00:24:42and every bite

00:24:44I'm saying,

00:24:45mm-mm, good.

00:24:46I have yet to say

00:24:48the shit sandwich is bad.

00:24:50Am I yelling?

00:24:51Okay?

00:24:52I just don't...

00:24:53We're down to the crust

00:24:54and the crust

00:24:55is a fully erect lumberjack

00:24:57on an altar.

00:24:58So you got to work with us here.

00:25:00We're so close, okay?

00:25:03And I bet, honestly,

00:25:06a couple of us leave

00:25:07and the rest of us

00:25:09could handle it.

00:25:10You see that Ermin says,

00:25:12you seem not at your best.

00:25:13Perhaps we didn't give you

00:25:15enough time to prepare.

00:25:18But I'd like to know

00:25:20as much about this mortal mage

00:25:22as you'd care to tell me.

00:25:24Well, he's uncut.

00:25:25Whoa.

00:25:27How do you know that?

00:25:29Which one?

00:25:29He only wears shorts.

00:25:31Oh, the...

00:25:32Oh, no, the Maya.

00:25:34Oh, I don't know anything about her.

00:25:36I've actually not really met her.

00:25:38There's a lot of magic happening here.

00:25:40There's a lot of...

00:25:40There's like maybe good mages

00:25:42and bad mages?

00:25:42The two major families,

00:25:45the Whitakers and the Douglases.

00:25:47Major.

00:25:47The two maging families.

00:25:49Sorry.

00:25:50Something is going on

00:25:51magically with them.

00:25:52And then I tell them

00:25:52everything that we know

00:25:53about the Douglases' farm

00:25:54and the altar and...

00:25:56I don't know.

00:25:57What is it?

00:25:57Like warlock.

00:25:58Erect.

00:25:59Of a fully erect.

00:26:01Yes, he's all.

00:26:01Cut, uncut.

00:26:02At that point,

00:26:03you're not sure.

00:26:03And those are the destroy mages,

00:26:05we would say.

00:26:06And then the embrace mages

00:26:07are the ones we're gonna

00:26:08have a meeting with.

00:26:09Very chill.

00:26:09Run the call.

00:26:10Yeah, then we ended up punting.

00:26:11You look at Ermin.

00:26:12She says,

00:26:13understood.

00:26:14I want to be very clear.

00:26:17You were sent here

00:26:19to establish Camarilla dominance

00:26:21in the town of Perpee, Oregon.

00:26:24I see that this has created

00:26:26some stress.

00:26:28For our purposes,

00:26:30it just seems like

00:26:31we're once again

00:26:32having a repeat

00:26:33of the red iron building

00:26:36party a couple months ago.

00:26:38The Banksy.

00:26:40The Banksy.

00:26:41We didn't run a Banksy again.

00:26:43We wouldn't do that twice.

00:26:45That would be stupid.

00:26:46Ermin takes out a phone

00:26:47and goes,

00:26:49Notable artist Banksy

00:26:50has kidnapped

00:26:51two independent publishers

00:26:52from the town

00:26:53of Perpee, Oregon.

00:26:54Well, he's a killer

00:26:55and he'll strike again,

00:26:56but that has nothing

00:26:57to do with us.

00:26:58And he didn't kidnap him.

00:26:59He decapitated them.

00:27:00This says that the head

00:27:02was a fake

00:27:03and that someone demanded

00:27:04to meet Banksy

00:27:05to ask how he pulled it off.

00:27:07And then someone went,

00:27:08Oh, oh, he.

00:27:09That's a man.

00:27:12That's bad journalism.

00:27:15AI written.

00:27:16Probably AI written.

00:27:17I just want

00:27:18to be clear here.

00:27:21I come up here

00:27:22and I hear that there's

00:27:23one of the elders

00:27:24of the town

00:27:25who's been killed

00:27:26or drowned.

00:27:28My question to you,

00:27:29H.J.,

00:27:30as one of the older

00:27:31kindred amongst us here,

00:27:33is having isolated

00:27:35who's in charge

00:27:35of the town,

00:27:36why are they being killed?

00:27:39Why are they not

00:27:40being corrupted?

00:27:41Why are they not

00:27:42being overcome?

00:27:45You know,

00:27:46you've isolated

00:27:46the families in town

00:27:47that control everything

00:27:48and you're not

00:27:48manipulating these families?

00:27:50Why?

00:27:51They were unmanipulatable,

00:27:54we decided.

00:27:54They were too stuck

00:27:56in whatever

00:27:57their agenda was.

00:27:58So it was good

00:27:59that the eldest died.

00:28:00It shakes up

00:28:01the family a little bit.

00:28:02We can control

00:28:02the family again.

00:28:03Shaking up is not

00:28:04what we're here to do.

00:28:06Shaking up

00:28:07is never

00:28:08what we are here to do.

00:28:10We live forever,

00:28:12steady as she goes,

00:28:14you nincompoops.

00:28:16Don't you fucking

00:28:17call me a nincompoop,

00:28:19you bitch.

00:28:22I'm gonna need

00:28:24a willpower roll

00:28:26from Levante

00:28:31and anyone else

00:28:32that feels like

00:28:33they're on the wire.

00:28:36On the wire

00:28:37in terms of how close

00:28:38to frenzy

00:28:39you might be.

00:28:40This is the closest

00:28:41I've been to frenzy.

00:28:42I'm pretty indifferent

00:28:43because this is all

00:28:44vampire shit.

00:28:47This is kind of melted.

00:28:50Just vampires.

00:28:52Can't relate.

00:28:53Three successes.

00:28:54Three successes.

00:28:55Two.

00:28:55Two successes.

00:28:56Three.

00:28:57Three.

00:28:57You see that

00:28:59Kosche lunges

00:29:00towards you,

00:29:01reaches a hand out

00:29:02and grabs at the air

00:29:04around Ermin

00:29:05who has just

00:29:06appeared

00:29:07rushing towards you

00:29:08in a flash

00:29:09of blood and smoke.

00:29:11Kosche,

00:29:11call me a name again

00:29:13and I'll drag you

00:29:14somewhere that the sun

00:29:15can't find you.

00:29:16Yeah,

00:29:17take me there.

00:29:18Hey,

00:29:19I'm already fucking there.

00:29:20I'm already fucking there.

00:29:21The place you're talking about

00:29:23it's called

00:29:23Perpy Fuckin' Ore again.

00:29:25Kosche says,

00:29:26temper, temper.

00:29:28All will be well.

00:29:30Ermin,

00:29:31why don't you go speak

00:29:32to Madeline

00:29:33about this mortal mage

00:29:34who is uncircumcised

00:29:36outside?

00:29:37I'll describe everything

00:29:38in detail.

00:29:41Thank you,

00:29:43Miss D'Artois.

00:29:44And you see that

00:29:44she walks outside with you.

00:29:46Kosche looks at you

00:29:47and goes,

00:29:49talk to a primogen

00:29:51like that.

00:29:52You're gonna get destroyed.

00:29:53Huh?

00:29:54Don't wanna see it.

00:29:56Who here is Prince?

00:29:57You are.

00:29:58What?

00:30:00We just thought that maybe

00:30:02if you wanted to be

00:30:02the Prince,

00:30:04just because,

00:30:04I'm like,

00:30:05I just wanna say.

00:30:06No,

00:30:06which of you is Prince?

00:30:08Oh,

00:30:09we've been working on it.

00:30:10We've been really,

00:30:11we were gonna actually

00:30:12kind of just say.

00:30:12That's the first one

00:30:13I knock out.

00:30:15Yeah,

00:30:15yeah.

00:30:16Well done,

00:30:16which one of you

00:30:17is most dominant?

00:30:18Darkness Man.

00:30:19No.

00:30:22Turn into trash.

00:30:23We'll show him

00:30:23how good it is.

00:30:25Hurry.

00:30:26Hurry.

00:30:27Hurry.

00:30:28Come on,

00:30:28trash friends.

00:30:29Come on,

00:30:30my trash friends.

00:30:31And we go

00:30:32exhibit A.

00:30:34You flopped in

00:30:35and become trash.

00:30:36He goes,

00:30:37this is a real

00:30:37uphill battle.

00:30:38Do you wanna be

00:30:39the Prince?

00:30:40I don't wanna be

00:30:41the Prince.

00:30:42Why don't none of you

00:30:43want to be Prince?

00:30:44I'll be the Prince.

00:30:45I broke my head.

00:30:46Yeah.

00:30:47You see,

00:30:47he...

00:30:48I'm kidding,

00:30:48I want to leave.

00:30:49You see,

00:30:50he looks out

00:30:50and goes,

00:30:51why there is

00:30:52a huge caution tape

00:30:54all over area

00:30:56right off the highway.

00:30:57Giant Christmas tree fell.

00:31:00There was,

00:31:01there's a lot of,

00:31:03like,

00:31:05mythical animals

00:31:06that are real

00:31:07and they keep

00:31:08showing up

00:31:09and, um,

00:31:10trying to mess up

00:31:11the town.

00:31:12There was something

00:31:12called Bigfoot?

00:31:13Bigfoot is real.

00:31:14Bigfoot is real here.

00:31:15This is like a fire,

00:31:17Bigfoot is real

00:31:17and he's my teacher.

00:31:18Stop.

00:31:19Fire bear.

00:31:20You met him?

00:31:21No.

00:31:25Look,

00:31:26you guys are,

00:31:28I'm on your side.

00:31:30You are fucking up.

00:31:32Okay?

00:31:33We've made,

00:31:33I think it's like

00:31:34we cleared,

00:31:35we cleared the runway

00:31:36to really make

00:31:37a lot of successes.

00:31:39Yeah.

00:31:39The thing is,

00:31:39is that Perpee,

00:31:41it has potential

00:31:42and if we do

00:31:44just corrupt

00:31:44the Whitakers

00:31:45and the Douglases,

00:31:46they're already corrupt.

00:31:47The town

00:31:48is just gonna die

00:31:49and there's not gonna be able,

00:31:51Who's given?

00:31:52What the fuck

00:31:52about the town?

00:31:54If we do!

00:31:55We can't have Elysium here

00:31:56if it sucks.

00:31:57Exactly!

00:31:57We can't have,

00:31:58what,

00:31:59to be in charge of

00:32:00Perpee?

00:32:01Just Perpee?

00:32:02No,

00:32:03no,

00:32:04no.

00:32:05Yeah.

00:32:05Perpee will be more.

00:32:07Perpee will be

00:32:08San Francisco.

00:32:09Yes.

00:32:10Then,

00:32:10once it's done being

00:32:11San Francisco,

00:32:11it'll be New York.

00:32:12Once it's done being New York,

00:32:13it will be

00:32:14goddamn Rome.

00:32:16Yes.

00:32:16And let me tell you,

00:32:17just controlling a Whitaker

00:32:18does not get you

00:32:19to fucking Rome,

00:32:20it gets you to be the king

00:32:21of fucking Perpee,

00:32:22which you tried to make me,

00:32:24but you're not

00:32:25going to win!

00:32:26You're not

00:32:27going to win!

00:32:29I pull him to the side,

00:32:30we really appreciate you

00:32:31being on our side,

00:32:32but look,

00:32:32tensions are high,

00:32:34we don't want to have

00:32:34Elysium in a ghost town.

00:32:37I'm not normal.

00:32:39No,

00:32:39I don't breathe anymore.

00:32:41Have a little snooze packet

00:32:43and I flick one in your mouth.

00:32:45Do you know a gumbaroo?

00:32:47Never mind.

00:32:48Look,

00:32:48we're working on it.

00:32:49I can't believe how much

00:32:50made up sounding bullshit

00:32:51there is.

00:32:52Smiling Nixon.

00:32:55His big,

00:32:56loud smile.

00:32:57Why did I see this?

00:32:59I get,

00:32:59I look at,

00:33:00before we travel to town,

00:33:02I get this,

00:33:02he shows his phone

00:33:03and there's a wanted picture

00:33:04of someone.

00:33:08You looking over

00:33:09your shoulder

00:33:10on a scooter,

00:33:11just going over

00:33:15into the river.

00:33:17That's how good I look?

00:33:22Outside,

00:33:23Irving turns to you,

00:33:24Madelaine.

00:33:24Yes,

00:33:24oh my god,

00:33:25I miss you.

00:33:26Don't.

00:33:27You look cute, though.

00:33:29Look,

00:33:30I need you to do

00:33:31something for me.

00:33:32What?

00:33:32Anything,

00:33:33always,

00:33:34for you,

00:33:34always.

00:33:35You,

00:33:35this was a storks

00:33:37and cranes situation.

00:33:38You got swept up

00:33:39with some bad choices

00:33:41of who you associated with.

00:33:43The other people

00:33:43and I didn't do anything.

00:33:45You finally realize.

00:33:46There is something

00:33:47I need from you.

00:33:49Okay.

00:33:50I need a deal

00:33:51in Perpi

00:33:52to go through

00:33:52and you owe me one.

00:33:54I do

00:33:55and then the deal

00:33:56will go through

00:33:57and then I won't owe you one.

00:33:59I need

00:34:01the land

00:34:02around the Caroline Vine Trailhead

00:34:03to be part

00:34:05of the deal

00:34:06that the Whitakers

00:34:06make

00:34:07when they sell

00:34:08to Beholder.

00:34:10We need that data center

00:34:11open.

00:34:12You want,

00:34:13you want the data center?

00:34:15Yes, I do.

00:34:15That's you.

00:34:17There's wheels

00:34:18within wheels,

00:34:19Madelaine.

00:34:20You're here

00:34:21as punishment

00:34:22because of your association

00:34:23with the rest

00:34:24of your coterie,

00:34:25but you might

00:34:26also be here

00:34:27for other reasons.

00:34:29Oh.

00:34:29Maybe

00:34:31you could come back

00:34:32to a place

00:34:33like San Francisco

00:34:34if you so desired.

00:34:36I do desire.

00:34:38And all they gotta have

00:34:39is

00:34:41just a piece of land

00:34:42with some water

00:34:42on it

00:34:42to the data center.

00:34:44We need the data center

00:34:44to open.

00:34:45Okay.

00:34:46Well,

00:34:46we didn't buy

00:34:47the data center

00:34:48so I don't think

00:34:48anybody would care about it.

00:34:50You said you

00:34:51are fucking

00:34:51one of the Whitakers.

00:34:53Make sure

00:34:54doing whatever

00:34:55you need to do

00:34:56to get

00:34:57that sold

00:34:59to Beholder,

00:35:00the data center

00:35:00and the land

00:35:01around the trailhead.

00:35:02You know,

00:35:03his dad is about

00:35:03to get really

00:35:04hard canceled

00:35:06so they'll probably

00:35:07need some money

00:35:08pretty quick.

00:35:09Why is he about

00:35:09to get hard canceled?

00:35:10Oh,

00:35:10we haven't quite

00:35:11done it yet

00:35:12but probably

00:35:12some really bad shit.

00:35:15Hold off on that.

00:35:16Why?

00:35:17Because

00:35:18we need the Whitakers

00:35:19because

00:35:19But there's so many

00:35:20Whitakers

00:35:20I can't cancel

00:35:21one of them?

00:35:22No.

00:35:22We need the family

00:35:23to be in good standing

00:35:23so that the deal

00:35:25can go through.

00:35:26But this is really

00:35:27a part of our election

00:35:28plan

00:35:30for him to get

00:35:30hard.

00:35:31Elections are fake.

00:35:33Just corrupt

00:35:33whoever wins.

00:35:35And you see

00:35:35that she turns

00:35:36and walks off

00:35:38towards the town car.

00:35:39Your ass looks good.

00:35:41I know.

00:35:42And you see

00:35:42she steps

00:35:43into the town car.

00:35:45Kosche wheels around

00:35:46and says,

00:35:47You've heard

00:35:48what you need to hear.

00:35:49I think.

00:35:50Look,

00:35:50you've only been here

00:35:51for a few months

00:35:52the blink of an eye

00:35:53in an immortal lifetime.

00:35:55Just stop trying

00:35:56to rock the boat,

00:35:57huh?

00:35:58Kosche turns to

00:35:59if he looks at you

00:35:59Zayth and says,

00:36:01My child,

00:36:02I would speak with you

00:36:02before we leave.

00:36:04I gotta go talk

00:36:04to my dad.

00:36:06What?

00:36:06Is he your real dad?

00:36:08No,

00:36:08he turned me.

00:36:09Oh,

00:36:10okay,

00:36:10like,

00:36:10turned you there.

00:36:11He looks to you

00:36:12and says,

00:36:13To the,

00:36:14the,

00:36:15the fucking,

00:36:16um,

00:36:19comic book ones.

00:36:21Yeah?

00:36:22Why they are burnt

00:36:23for real?

00:36:24We are not even lying.

00:36:26The gumbaroo

00:36:27that was,

00:36:28Come on, man.

00:36:29Do you know

00:36:29what a gumbaroo is?

00:36:30I didn't know it.

00:36:31I don't want to know

00:36:32what a fucking gumbaroo is.

00:36:33Naked ass bear

00:36:35spits out fire,

00:36:37allergic to fire.

00:36:38No.

00:36:39Yeah.

00:36:39That doesn't make sense.

00:36:41Firepower mean

00:36:42you immune to fire.

00:36:43It's basic Pokemon rule.

00:36:45It defies the Pokemon rule.

00:36:48The place is fucked.

00:36:49It is.

00:36:51Zayth,

00:36:52you hold yourself,

00:36:54your head tall.

00:36:57I think perhaps

00:36:58in a place like San Francisco,

00:37:01where all the wheels

00:37:03are already in motion,

00:37:04there is nothing for you,

00:37:05but you have found

00:37:06a real fucking mess here,

00:37:09and I see you

00:37:10keeping your head above water.

00:37:12You did not pop off

00:37:13or say some dumb shit

00:37:14one time in that meeting.

00:37:16That's crazy progress.

00:37:19I really wanted

00:37:20to roundhouse kick

00:37:20someone in the head.

00:37:23And it could have been anyone.

00:37:26But you didn't.

00:37:27I tried to roundhouse kick him.

00:37:29He grabs your foot

00:37:30and says,

00:37:31nice trying.

00:37:32I telegraphed it.

00:37:35What's this horse?

00:37:37It's course.

00:37:38I was caught.

00:37:39So,

00:37:40a lot of my head

00:37:41being held up

00:37:42above the water

00:37:43was because I'm riding

00:37:44Gorse through the stream.

00:37:49Gorse,

00:37:49show him your teeth.

00:37:50Whoa!

00:37:53But,

00:37:54but he's not a vampire, right?

00:37:56Not really.

00:37:57He ate the shit

00:37:58out of another horse, though.

00:38:00Look,

00:38:01I'm figuring it out

00:38:02in my own way, okay?

00:38:04I don't know how to do it

00:38:05any other way.

00:38:06But I,

00:38:08I guess in some way

00:38:09I believe in this town

00:38:10and I believe in these people

00:38:12and I think we're gonna,

00:38:13we're gonna,

00:38:14we're gonna figure it all out.

00:38:16You believe in these people

00:38:18like,

00:38:19who,

00:38:20your coterie mates?

00:38:21Yeah.

00:38:23Well,

00:38:24the comic book ones

00:38:27frighten and confuse me.

00:38:29Why a man would be

00:38:30that muscular

00:38:31and that down on himself

00:38:33and self-conscious,

00:38:33I don't understand.

00:38:36He can turn into trash.

00:38:39That is like a,

00:38:40hey,

00:38:41this is a red flag.

00:38:42By the way.

00:38:42Your magic power manifest

00:38:43has become trash.

00:38:45He's not really a pervert.

00:38:47We just say that to him

00:38:50just to make him feel weird.

00:38:53You guys are jokers.

00:38:56The little child

00:38:57still does not know

00:38:58she vampire?

00:39:00She's working on it.

00:39:01She thinks she's half bad.

00:39:03Why?

00:39:03Which is very similar.

00:39:04H.J. was a very serious

00:39:06vampire in San Francisco.

00:39:07His pupils so dilated.

00:39:10Why?

00:39:11That I can't really even see.

00:39:14I can't even begin

00:39:15to tell you.

00:39:15But we're gonna have a,

00:39:17we'll talk.

00:39:17We'll figure it out.

00:39:18Look.

00:39:19Don't trouble

00:39:20with embracing mage.

00:39:22Better to just destroy.

00:39:24Very tricky.

00:39:25Okay?

00:39:26Okay.

00:39:27I am rooting for you,

00:39:28my child.

00:39:30Levante,

00:39:31this has broken

00:39:32something in him.

00:39:34He is a big liability.

00:39:36Why do you not

00:39:37want to be prince?

00:39:38It just,

00:39:39it feels like

00:39:40a lot of responsibility

00:39:41in a way that

00:39:43I'm just starting to learn

00:39:44how to be responsible

00:39:45in a way

00:39:46I have like a to-do list

00:39:48right now

00:39:48it just says

00:39:49Tina Bunders,

00:39:50but

00:39:53I can,

00:39:54I can wrap my head

00:39:55around it.

00:39:55these glorious

00:39:57revolutions

00:39:59come and go.

00:40:01And life stays

00:40:03shit.

00:40:05Unlife

00:40:05stays

00:40:06shit.

00:40:08The wheel

00:40:09it crushes

00:40:10is what it does.

00:40:12Your job,

00:40:14Zayt,

00:40:14is to stay on top

00:40:16of the wheel.

00:40:17That's all.

00:40:18What if you want

00:40:19to really like

00:40:20the wheel?

00:40:21What?

00:40:22What if you're

00:40:23trying to stay

00:40:24on top of the wheel

00:40:25while kind of

00:40:26decorating the wheel

00:40:28and getting your buds

00:40:29on the wheel

00:40:30to run with you

00:40:32at the same pace

00:40:34and do pop a little

00:40:36wheelie here and there

00:40:38for style?

00:40:40Just

00:40:41be careful.

00:40:43And

00:40:44these

00:40:46ghosts here,

00:40:47there are any

00:40:47other spirits

00:40:48you are aware of

00:40:49or no?

00:40:50I told you about

00:40:51the naked bear.

00:40:52Um,

00:40:55kind of a

00:40:55Bigfoot situation

00:40:56that was brought up.

00:40:58Uh,

00:40:59I don't know.

00:41:00It just seemed like

00:41:00there's a lot of

00:41:01weird stuff here.

00:41:03We're figuring it out.

00:41:04All right.

00:41:05I will stay nearby.

00:41:06I come check more often.

00:41:07Okay?

00:41:08Before you go,

00:41:10it's the little

00:41:11superhero's birthday.

00:41:14And I think

00:41:15it would mean a lot

00:41:15to them if you

00:41:18gave them a present.

00:41:21I think for morale.

00:41:23They got so burned

00:41:25yesterday.

00:41:25They're coming into

00:41:26their birthday

00:41:26kind of sick.

00:41:27It just sucks.

00:41:30He walks back in

00:41:31with all of you.

00:41:33Levante,

00:41:34question for you.

00:41:35Have you sent out

00:41:37any feeler emails

00:41:38around this idea

00:41:39of getting

00:41:41a big-name

00:41:43prince?

00:41:44Uh,

00:41:45if you'll allow it,

00:41:45I would have used

00:41:46my minor boon,

00:41:47in which I,

00:41:48my minor boon advantage,

00:41:49in which I have

00:41:50two dots

00:41:51to get,

00:41:52uh,

00:41:52to send out

00:41:53feeler emails.

00:41:54Uh,

00:41:54just,

00:41:55just,

00:41:55just sending

00:41:57in,

00:41:57like,

00:41:57a really insane,

00:41:59like,

00:41:59all the best pictures

00:42:00of perpy.

00:42:01Yeah.

00:42:02just saying

00:42:03that,

00:42:03like,

00:42:04just,

00:42:05yeah,

00:42:05new hot town,

00:42:06uh,

00:42:07like,

00:42:09princeless,

00:42:10uh,

00:42:10new hot princeless town.

00:42:12America's got vampire prince.

00:42:13Yeah, exactly.

00:42:14So you're going to have

00:42:14zero taxes of any kind.

00:42:16Yeah.

00:42:17I've definitely

00:42:18sent out feelers.

00:42:19Hell yeah.

00:42:20Kosche walks back in,

00:42:21getting ready to leave.

00:42:22He says,

00:42:24Vesper.

00:42:26Yes.

00:42:27Ch-ch-ch.

00:42:29Oh, my God.

00:42:30Happy birthday.

00:42:32I'm cute.

00:42:33I shoot the ground.

00:42:35Ho!

00:42:36Come on!

00:42:37Wait for me to leave.

00:42:39There's a gun range.

00:42:40I can see it.

00:42:42Okay.

00:42:44It smells stolen, too.

00:42:46Yeah,

00:42:47it's the serial numbers

00:42:48filed off.

00:42:49You can get them.

00:42:50A good way

00:42:50to get a hot gun

00:42:52is to make some connections

00:42:54with black market,

00:42:55sort of take things carefully,

00:42:57piece by piece,

00:42:58throw them over time,

00:42:59make these inroads.

00:43:01You know?

00:43:03It's,

00:43:04I would say,

00:43:05in the United States of America,

00:43:06to get illegal gun,

00:43:07probably the easiest

00:43:08it has ever been

00:43:10in all of human history.

00:43:13Tomato tomorrow.

00:43:15Which one is tomato,

00:43:16which one is tomato?

00:43:16You can walk right

00:43:17into the precinct

00:43:18and go right

00:43:19into the good closet.

00:43:20The good closet?

00:43:21If you're fast enough.

00:43:23Thank you so much

00:43:24for coming, Kosche.

00:43:25So much for coming.

00:43:26Remember this.

00:43:27The names,

00:43:28yes,

00:43:28and pick a prince.

00:43:30Next time I am here,

00:43:31one of you is prince.

00:43:32Okay?

00:43:32Yes?

00:43:33Okay.

00:43:33And there is,

00:43:34and remember,

00:43:35we don't want to shake.

00:43:37We want to control.

00:43:38And you see that he

00:43:39walks out,

00:43:40leaving all here.

00:43:41Ermin takes one last look

00:43:42at you,

00:43:43Madeline,

00:43:44and from the car

00:43:45as she drives off.

00:43:50The car takes off.

00:43:51And close with.

00:43:52Did I call that woman a bitch?

00:43:53You did, yeah.

00:43:54Wow, I fully left my body.

00:43:56That's okay.

00:43:56I was floated over my body

00:43:58watching me.

00:43:59And look,

00:44:00she is a bitch,

00:44:01but also I owe her so much.

00:44:03Why do you owe her again?

00:44:04Don't worry about it.

00:44:05You get a text

00:44:06from Maya

00:44:08saying,

00:44:09hey,

00:44:10we ended up

00:44:10at Mama Angie's

00:44:11after a little night hike.

00:44:13If you guys are still around,

00:44:14otherwise,

00:44:15no worries.

00:44:16We can always rain check.

00:44:17Let's do it.

00:44:18The mages

00:44:19and the werewolves

00:44:21are kind of cooler

00:44:22than our bosses.

00:44:24I was going to say,

00:44:25like,

00:44:25I think I have

00:44:26a privileged position

00:44:27because I'm not a vampire,

00:44:28but watching you guys

00:44:29all grovel,

00:44:30it just felt like

00:44:30it was beneath all of you.

00:44:32Why do you suck up

00:44:33to these people so much?

00:44:35I was sitting there thinking,

00:44:36what am I even getting

00:44:37from this interaction?

00:44:38They have no idea

00:44:39what we've seen here.

00:44:41That this,

00:44:41that this,

00:44:42this whole town

00:44:43is about to blow away

00:44:46completely off the face

00:44:47of the map.

00:44:48It's dying.

00:44:49We're going to be

00:44:50hosting Elysium

00:44:52in a ghost town

00:44:53with nobody around

00:44:54if we take their advice.

00:44:55They just want to sell

00:44:55this place for parts.

00:44:56Yes.

00:44:57Yeah.

00:44:57And we are,

00:44:58we are not those kind of people.

00:45:00We are flippers.

00:45:02Are you hoping

00:45:03to prove them wrong

00:45:05by showing that

00:45:06your system works better?

00:45:08Yes.

00:45:08I want.

00:45:08We will revitalize

00:45:10this town.

00:45:11But I don't think

00:45:11that's what they want.

00:45:12I think if it came to them

00:45:14with a revitalized town,

00:45:15they would say

00:45:15this isn't what we have.

00:45:16It's not what they want.

00:45:17They want to punish us.

00:45:18They want to make us

00:45:19in charge

00:45:19of a,

00:45:20of a,

00:45:21of a bad town

00:45:23with,

00:45:23that is on the way out.

00:45:25And what we are trying

00:45:26to do is do the work

00:45:27to make it a great town,

00:45:28to make it that we are

00:45:29in charge

00:45:29of something special,

00:45:30something unique,

00:45:31something that everybody wants.

00:45:33That's what we're doing.

00:45:34Is there something

00:45:35to trying,

00:45:36at least giving it a shot

00:45:38to befriend the Douglases?

00:45:40The Douglases?

00:45:41See what that would be like.

00:45:42You heard what he was doing.

00:45:45Yeah.

00:45:45You want to be that guy's friend?

00:45:46He was trying to fuck

00:45:47a nude bear

00:45:47on a slap.

00:45:48On a slap?

00:45:49And his tongue was

00:45:51longer

00:45:52than his dick.

00:45:53I think he was trying

00:45:54to speak bear.

00:45:56Is that what

00:45:56we can think that was?

00:45:58It's whatever Madelaine

00:45:59interpreted whatever I did as.

00:46:01Don't think so.

00:46:02We did set a big tree on fire

00:46:04and hit their business.

00:46:06Let's go to Angie's.

00:46:08I could pour a Sprite

00:46:09out on the floor.

00:46:10I will say,

00:46:11you know,

00:46:11I am a vampire

00:46:12and like,

00:46:13I fucking hate listening

00:46:14to what people say

00:46:15and what they want us to do.

00:46:17But like,

00:46:17I do think

00:46:18if we don't do it,

00:46:19they possibly

00:46:20might be powerful enough

00:46:21to sort of disembowel

00:46:22all of us

00:46:23and just kind of

00:46:24put us in that middle.

00:46:25I'm wondering

00:46:25if there's a middle ground.

00:46:27We don't have to reinvent

00:46:29the wheel,

00:46:29but we also don't have

00:46:30to do their whole plan.

00:46:32I wonder if we can bond

00:46:34with one of the sides

00:46:35of the family,

00:46:36eradicate the other family.

00:46:37And to your point

00:46:38of the middle ground,

00:46:39I mean,

00:46:39is there some way,

00:46:41I mean,

00:46:41we have this election

00:46:43in the bag

00:46:44if we can just get to it.

00:46:46If we just dander-hoof it,

00:46:48right?

00:46:48Little cherries

00:46:50for Koche Aide.

00:46:51Mm-hmm.

00:46:52Little cherries

00:46:53along the way.

00:46:55All the small stuff

00:46:56that we can do

00:46:57that we can,

00:46:57makes it look like

00:46:58we're doing our work.

00:46:59It's a Black Forest

00:47:00Gato idea.

00:47:02Will you text him

00:47:03nom nom nom?

00:47:04Don't worry,

00:47:05big juicy cherry

00:47:05next time you're here.

00:47:08I feel like we have

00:47:09to take a different tech.

00:47:10Do we want to go

00:47:10to Mama Angie's

00:47:11or not?

00:47:12Yes.

00:47:13Before we go there,

00:47:14I do think we should

00:47:14get on the same page

00:47:15because I think

00:47:16they want,

00:47:17there's kind of no,

00:47:19they want the opposite

00:47:20of what we want.

00:47:22So,

00:47:23my vote.

00:47:23What do they want?

00:47:24We don't even know.

00:47:25You're talking about-

00:47:25I'm talking about the-

00:47:26They want status quo.

00:47:27You're talking about Koche.

00:47:28I'm talking about Koche.

00:47:29Oh, Koche, yeah.

00:47:29I'm saying

00:47:31they very well

00:47:33may try to kill us

00:47:34at some point.

00:47:35But for now,

00:47:36all they're doing

00:47:36is lightly threatening us.

00:47:39I say we keep

00:47:40plowing forward

00:47:41with what we're doing

00:47:42and if they want

00:47:43to show their fangs,

00:47:44we'll figure that out

00:47:46when we get there.

00:47:46Fuck yeah, bitch.

00:47:47Fuck yeah.

00:47:48I say we keep going.

00:47:49I say we keep going.

00:47:50They love obedience,

00:47:51but they love blood

00:47:52and money more.

00:47:54And we can give them that.

00:47:55Time to pop some wheelies.

00:47:56I mean, plus,

00:47:58we're vampires.

00:47:59Minus bad child,

00:48:01you know?

00:48:01We're already dead.

00:48:02You know what?

00:48:04I guess time

00:48:04that I admit something.

00:48:05What?

00:48:06What?

00:48:07I have a portal in my mouth

00:48:08and I don't know where it goes.

00:48:10Oh.

00:48:11And I think I need to start

00:48:13to really sort of

00:48:14look into that.

00:48:15Oh.

00:48:16And figure out

00:48:16where the portal

00:48:17in my mouth goes to.

00:48:18I read a book about this,

00:48:19about becoming a woman

00:48:20and you use a hand mirror.

00:48:23Say hand mirror?

00:48:24In her mouth.

00:48:25You know, literally,

00:48:27you can open up your mouth

00:48:28and use a hand mirror

00:48:29and just really spend

00:48:30some time looking.

00:48:33Okay.

00:48:33Looking into it.

00:48:35Seeing more about yourself.

00:48:37Whatever this man thinks he knows.

00:48:38And that's why

00:48:39I got you this birthday gift.

00:48:42It's the rock

00:48:43but glued onto it

00:48:44is a mirror.

00:48:46Okay.

00:48:49I don't really see much.

00:48:51It's just a portal

00:48:52to the abyss.

00:48:53I'll do it privately.

00:48:55You guys roll over

00:48:57to Mama Angie's.

00:48:58It is two o'clock

00:48:59in the damn morning

00:49:00at Mama Angie's.

00:49:02You see that

00:49:02off in a corner booth,

00:49:04you see Maya,

00:49:05her bicycle's outside

00:49:06and you see another bike outside

00:49:08that seems to belong

00:49:09to Cody.

00:49:10And you see them both

00:49:10waiting for you guys.

00:49:11You see Maya

00:49:12sort of smiles

00:49:14at all of these guys

00:49:15walk in and says,

00:49:15hey, good to see

00:49:17the whole gang.

00:49:17You see that Cody

00:49:18sort of smiles and nods.

00:49:19Is Maya's partner here?

00:49:21Maya's partner is not here.

00:49:23Maya looks at you guys

00:49:24as you walk in and says,

00:49:27hey, thanks for coming out.

00:49:28No worries

00:49:29if we need to reschedule

00:49:30or if tonight's

00:49:30a bad night for you.

00:49:31We've had a wild night

00:49:32but you're exactly

00:49:33who we want to talk to.

00:49:34Jesus Christ.

00:49:35Are you guys okay?

00:49:36Yeah, we were doing

00:49:37that thing where you spray

00:49:39perfume at a candle

00:49:41and it got really out of hand.

00:49:43That's why we smell

00:49:44a lot of tropical Christmas.

00:49:45Yeah, busy night tonight.

00:49:46There were some gunshots

00:49:47on the police scanner

00:49:48fired near the bridge

00:49:49and there was-

00:49:50You're also on the police scanner?

00:49:52Yeah.

00:49:53That's so fun.

00:49:54You got to stay tapped in

00:49:56to what these little piggies

00:49:56are up to.

00:49:57Is there anything I can do

00:49:58to help you guys?

00:50:02Is there?

00:50:03Cody looks over at Maya

00:50:04and Maya sort of shrugs.

00:50:05He says,

00:50:08if you guys,

00:50:09I know that we're at a diner

00:50:10right now,

00:50:11if you guys are hungry,

00:50:13I've been told that

00:50:17I've been told that

00:50:18if I can help you guys eat,

00:50:22that you may be able

00:50:23to heal even faster

00:50:24but it's apparently

00:50:25a really wild,

00:50:27it's a wild rush.

00:50:30Okay.

00:50:31How do I say?

00:50:32Yeah.

00:50:32I'm definitely,

00:50:33I'm in.

00:50:34Should we go somewhere else?

00:50:35Yeah, not here.

00:50:36Yeah, not here.

00:50:37It's okay.

00:50:37There's a bunch of weird bunkers

00:50:39underneath the diner.

00:50:41Huh?

00:50:42You don't know this?

00:50:43Smiling Nixon.

00:50:43You see Maya goes,

00:50:44the ladle.

00:50:46Maya was always interested

00:50:46in what was down

00:50:47that other door.

00:50:48It was too honed in

00:50:49on the ladle.

00:50:50Yeah.

00:50:50Fuck.

00:50:51All right, sorry.

00:50:52Shit.

00:50:53Should we go down

00:50:54to the Smiling Nixon

00:50:55and have ourselves

00:50:55a little party?

00:50:56You guys are down

00:50:57on the catwalk

00:50:57by the Smiling Nixon

00:50:58as Maya is smoking a joint

00:51:00going,

00:51:00this is fucking crazy, right?

00:51:02Yeah, right?

00:51:03This is fucking crazy.

00:51:06Oh, yeah.

00:51:07The smile's so loud.

00:51:09The smile's so loud.

00:51:12It's like,

00:51:12you've never seen

00:51:13anything louder.

00:51:14Cling rap.

00:51:15Do you think he posed for it?

00:51:17He had to have.

00:51:18It's too accurate.

00:51:18It's really photorealistic

00:51:19and I met him.

00:51:20Cody goes,

00:51:21if you guys want to partake,

00:51:22do you want,

00:51:23uh, do you?

00:51:24Yeah, I'm covered.

00:51:26See, Cody takes the joint

00:51:27and hits it,

00:51:29hands it back to Maya

00:51:30and says,

00:51:30if you guys,

00:51:31this is,

00:51:32I'm not trying to,

00:51:33you guys are badly injured.

00:51:35Yeah.

00:51:36I didn't make

00:51:37drinking blood intimate.

00:51:38That's just a thing

00:51:39that's part of your existence.

00:51:40Oh, no.

00:51:41So if you,

00:51:42but you did promise

00:51:43that it'll be a wild ride.

00:51:45Do you have a preference of wear?

00:51:47Um,

00:51:48just do arm,

00:51:49wrist,

00:51:49if that's okay.

00:51:50Okay, great.

00:51:51Should we?

00:51:51Yeah.

00:51:53That's a little first.

00:51:54You see,

00:51:54he says,

00:51:55uh,

00:51:55give me one second.

00:51:56Uh,

00:51:56and you see that he takes

00:51:57his shirt off,

00:51:58uh,

00:51:58takes his hat off.

00:51:59I take my shirt off.

00:51:59Uh,

00:52:02you guys all disrobed

00:52:04in front of a massive portrait

00:52:05of Richard Nixon.

00:52:06Um,

00:52:07and you see,

00:52:08Beats pill out.

00:52:10Beats pill out.

00:52:11Buddy rolls in.

00:52:13you see he says,

00:52:16stay calm.

00:52:18You were given this form

00:52:19to protect people.

00:52:21These people are in your realm.

00:52:24They need protecting.

00:52:27And he grows to about

00:52:28eight and a half feet tall

00:52:29and a massive werewolf

00:52:30stands before you

00:52:31on the catwalk.

00:52:32Uh,

00:52:33and he extends his wrists

00:52:34to both of you.

00:52:35Maya looks out and says,

00:52:36uh,

00:52:37what does it look like

00:52:37if it starts to go bad

00:52:38if you guys can't

00:52:40control yourselves?

00:52:41Um.

00:52:42It's a lot of echo

00:52:43location sounds normally.

00:52:45I'm probably gonna be

00:52:45able to control this.

00:52:46If I just,

00:52:47she says,

00:52:48I'm just gonna,

00:52:48I'm just gonna step back

00:52:50and if you guys start

00:52:52to freak out,

00:52:53I'm gonna get.

00:52:53There's sort of a door situation.

00:52:54Here, take my gun.

00:52:55You can just.

00:52:55Don't want that.

00:52:56You don't want to.

00:52:57I'm saying,

00:52:57I guess insurance

00:52:58if it starts to go bad.

00:52:59You can,

00:53:00no, no,

00:53:00I'm just gonna go

00:53:01to the end of the catwalk

00:53:02and if I see things

00:53:02going bad,

00:53:03I'm just gonna get Cody.

00:53:04Okay.

00:53:04All right?

00:53:05You see that she walks

00:53:06to the end of the catwalk

00:53:07and you watch

00:53:08as her eyes go

00:53:10sort of silvery white,

00:53:11almost like two points of light

00:53:13as Maya steps back

00:53:14doing in-person magic

00:53:15for the first time.

00:53:17Okay.

00:53:18I think Bad Child

00:53:20feels thrilled by this

00:53:22and then I think

00:53:24she's gonna go up

00:53:25to Cody's wrist

00:53:26and she's gonna echo

00:53:28what he said

00:53:28but she's saying it

00:53:29to herself.

00:53:30Mm-hmm.

00:53:32You were given this form

00:53:33to protect people.

00:53:36I'm a vampire.

00:53:39I'm a vampire.

00:53:41But it's not senseless.

00:53:43It's to protect people.

00:53:47I'm going to need

00:53:48a willpower roll

00:53:49difficulty of five.

00:53:51Whoa.

00:53:52Happy birthday.

00:53:54Darkness, man.

00:53:54Are you going

00:53:55at the same time?

00:53:56You know what?

00:53:57Why don't I wait

00:53:58until after Bad Child goes?

00:54:00Hell yeah.

00:54:01Okay.

00:54:01I'm gonna...

00:54:02Can I spend a willpower

00:54:03on a willpower?

00:54:04You cannot spend

00:54:05willpower on a willpower.

00:54:06Okay.

00:54:06I got a three.

00:54:07You immediately

00:54:08go to zero hunger.

00:54:10You heal a point

00:54:12of aggravated damage

00:54:13immediately.

00:54:14And as you do so,

00:54:16you are cast

00:54:18into a thudding heartbeat

00:54:20at the center

00:54:21of the spiritual world

00:54:23where you are riding

00:54:25a water flume

00:54:27of the tree of life

00:54:28through all organisms

00:54:29that have ever existed,

00:54:31branching off

00:54:31through zoological pathways.

00:54:33I haven't been

00:54:34in a water park

00:54:35since I turned.

00:54:41And you see

00:54:43parasitism,

00:54:43an absolutely

00:54:46normal branch

00:54:47of zoological study.

00:54:48There are parasites

00:54:49all throughout

00:54:50different zoological branches

00:54:51that are having them,

00:54:52but you sense a curse.

00:54:54Is this a curse?

00:54:55Is this magic?

00:54:56Is this something else?

00:54:56You see a portal

00:54:57yawning, swallowing everything,

00:54:59but energy can neither

00:55:00be created nor destroyed.

00:55:01You hear a howl

00:55:02in the distance.

00:55:03You see a green source

00:55:06of light.

00:55:10Check with the pines,

00:55:11check with the pines,

00:55:12check with the pines.

00:55:13And you see

00:55:14there's drums playing.

00:55:15You see someone looking up.

00:55:17Their throat slit,

00:55:19their blood falling,

00:55:21cascading into an altar

00:55:21and soaking into the ground,

00:55:23soaking down.

00:55:24But the plants here

00:55:25don't eat blood.

00:55:27It's the salt

00:55:28in the blood

00:55:28is not good for the plants.

00:55:29There's nothing wrong

00:55:31with spilling blood

00:55:32if it goes back

00:55:33into the tree of life

00:55:34over and over.

00:55:36The spilling of blood

00:55:37senselessly,

00:55:38the destruction of life

00:55:39for no purpose.

00:55:40These things,

00:55:41and it's just coming

00:55:42again and again and again.

00:55:42And you sense

00:55:43a malevolent spiritual entity

00:55:45looming over all of Purpy

00:55:47from golden bounty farms.

00:55:50The Whitaker monument

00:55:51deserved to be destroyed,

00:55:53and it was destroyed.

00:55:54That owl creature

00:55:56in the basement

00:55:56of the Templars

00:55:57needed to be destroyed,

00:55:58and it was destroyed.

00:55:59And yet the barriers

00:56:01have been brought low

00:56:03as a giant of pine trees,

00:56:06malevolent green light,

00:56:08a single massive

00:56:10Rockefeller center-sized tree

00:56:12in its crotch

00:56:13pointed outwards

00:56:14just like the gumbaroo

00:56:16as it beholds

00:56:17in all of its pagan

00:56:19otherworldly majesty

00:56:20and goes,

00:56:21blood spilled in Purpy.

00:56:27Call them to me,

00:56:29my warriors.

00:56:32You come back

00:56:33on the catwalk.

00:56:34Cody looks at you.

00:56:36You have a temporary

00:56:38dot of potence

00:56:42from drinking Cody's blood

00:56:44in this moment.

00:56:45Whoa.

00:56:45He goes,

00:56:46okay,

00:56:48you okay?

00:56:49Yeah.

00:56:50Did I hurt you?

00:56:51Yeah, a little bit.

00:56:52It's all right.

00:56:53I'm really sorry.

00:56:54You see he licks

00:56:55the wound closed.

00:56:56Do you do this

00:56:57for vampires often?

00:56:59I've never met vampires

00:57:01that haven't tried

00:57:02to straight up kill me.

00:57:03But you have met vampires?

00:57:05Yeah.

00:57:06There are some vampires

00:57:10that swing by Mike's bar,

00:57:13usually on their way

00:57:14up and around.

00:57:15There's enough werewolves

00:57:16out here

00:57:16that it's not super safe

00:57:18for vampires.

00:57:19The fact that you guys

00:57:19are all here

00:57:19is frankly shocking.

00:57:21Oh, we got sent here

00:57:21because we fucked up

00:57:22big time.

00:57:23He looks at you

00:57:24and says,

00:57:26I'll take a bite

00:57:27if you don't mind.

00:57:27Yeah, go for it.

00:57:29Go ahead.

00:57:29Give me a little power roll.

00:57:31All right.

00:57:34Four.

00:57:35Four?

00:57:35Okay.

00:57:36Diving in,

00:57:37you actually look out

00:57:37and see images

00:57:40of wolf prints

00:57:41going up the Caroline Vine

00:57:43trailhead

00:57:44up into the trail

00:57:46and see Cody

00:57:47working at the hostel

00:57:49and see a lot of kids

00:57:51showing up at the hostel

00:57:53that are either homeless

00:57:54or have had upsetting

00:57:56things happen to them

00:57:57and have all come here

00:57:58at the beginning

00:57:59of a lupine puberty.

00:58:01That essentially

00:58:02this trail

00:58:03is like a whole,

00:58:04like a trail

00:58:05of being like,

00:58:05go up this trail.

00:58:06It will be safe

00:58:07for you to have

00:58:08your first change

00:58:09way up in the woods.

00:58:10Go at night

00:58:11when there's going to be

00:58:11nobody else around.

00:58:12And there are other

00:58:14werewolves deeper

00:58:15into Oregon

00:58:15that will find you

00:58:16just stay hiking here

00:58:17for a couple of days.

00:58:19And you see that Cody

00:58:19is basically like

00:58:20this gatekeeper

00:58:21trying to scoop up kids

00:58:23that like get off

00:58:24the bus line here.

00:58:25And you can see him

00:58:26meeting Maya

00:58:27for the first time

00:58:28in his memory

00:58:30as one of the bus lines

00:58:32gets cut in town

00:58:33and a bus depot gets cut

00:58:34and he begins to explain

00:58:35to her that he doesn't

00:58:36know how to help

00:58:36because it was one

00:58:37of the main ways

00:58:37that young lost

00:58:38werewolf kids

00:58:39could get to Perpi.

00:58:41And Maya and him

00:58:42talking about

00:58:42what they can possibly

00:58:43do about that.

00:58:44You come back

00:58:45from that

00:58:46feel unaggravated

00:58:47zero hunger

00:58:48and you have

00:58:49a dot in Auspex

00:58:52as you look around

00:58:53only temporarily

00:58:54within the sort of

00:58:55a short amount of time

00:58:56of having that blood

00:58:57from him.

00:58:57But you look

00:58:58and basically see

00:58:59Cody

00:59:00you know

00:59:00there was some feeling

00:59:02in him of like

00:59:02a warrior

00:59:04or a protector

00:59:05and you see that

00:59:06far from

00:59:07this like

00:59:09avenging knight

00:59:10of some guy

00:59:10who's like running around

00:59:11killing people

00:59:11he just stays

00:59:13at a hostel

00:59:14to be someone

00:59:14reliable

00:59:15for these lost

00:59:15kids to find.

00:59:20We're trying to get

00:59:20the buses back

00:59:22up and running.

00:59:23That would be

00:59:24super tight.

00:59:25We're gonna get

00:59:26the buses

00:59:26back up and running.

00:59:27They're actually

00:59:28trying to take over

00:59:29part of your trail.

00:59:31Really?

00:59:32Yeah and I tell them

00:59:32about the data center

00:59:34and the land.

00:59:36You see he goes

00:59:37fuck.

00:59:38Fuck.

00:59:39No they can't

00:59:40do that.

00:59:42It's a fucking trail

00:59:43that the stones

00:59:44at the base

00:59:45of the trail

00:59:45are like

00:59:46part of the journey.

00:59:48That's like

00:59:49they're anchored

00:59:49in the spirit world

00:59:50they keep the kids

00:59:51safe when they

00:59:51go up on that

00:59:52nature walk.

00:59:53We'll make sure

00:59:53we'll make sure

00:59:54it won't happen.

00:59:55But they're like

00:59:55symbolic right?

00:59:56You see Maya goes

00:59:58deeply unsymbolic

00:59:59powerfully magical.

01:00:01Oh good.

01:00:02Oh great.

01:00:03You see Maya

01:00:03looks and just goes

01:00:05why?

01:00:06I mean like

01:00:07amazing.

01:00:09But for real

01:00:09like why?

01:00:10Oh um

01:00:11well

01:00:13I just want to live

01:00:14in a town

01:00:15that I really like

01:00:16and I want to live

01:00:17near a zoo

01:00:18in walking distance

01:00:19to a zoo

01:00:20and a library.

01:00:22And I feel like

01:00:22all of these

01:00:23are little steps

01:00:24along the way

01:00:24to make that dream

01:00:26happen for myself.

01:00:27So I guess maybe

01:00:28it's kind of

01:00:28selfish.

01:00:30She looks and goes

01:00:31a zoo?

01:00:32Petting zoo.

01:00:33We're going to start

01:00:33small.

01:00:34A night time

01:00:35petting zoo.

01:00:35Nocturnal petting zoo.

01:00:37For all the really

01:00:37cute nocturnal animals.

01:00:38You see Cody

01:00:40Maya both look

01:00:41at each other

01:00:41and Cody turns

01:00:42and says

01:00:44I know some dudes

01:00:46that work up the road

01:00:47past Medford

01:00:47that do like

01:00:48wolf conservancy

01:00:49stuff.

01:00:51Yeah.

01:00:52You see that Maya

01:00:52says

01:00:53we could have

01:00:53a fucking petting zoo.

01:00:54I could have my

01:00:55partner look into

01:00:56like licenses

01:00:57for a petting zoo.

01:00:58That would be

01:00:58incredible.

01:00:59You should meet

01:01:00Amelia.

01:01:00She's great.

01:01:01Please you know

01:01:02the yeah I think

01:01:04that's great.

01:01:05Well we wanted to

01:01:08meet you guys

01:01:09to catch a vibe.

01:01:10It doesn't really

01:01:11make sense.

01:01:12People sort of

01:01:13don't show up

01:01:15with resources

01:01:15to help.

01:01:17Oh I don't have

01:01:18the resources.

01:01:18They do.

01:01:19Cody has his own

01:01:20journey.

01:01:22We help each other

01:01:22where we can.

01:01:24We've been fighting.

01:01:27You guys have

01:01:28shaken up a lot

01:01:29of stuff here

01:01:29and that's awesome

01:01:31because we've been

01:01:32fighting fucking

01:01:33tooth and nail

01:01:34just to hang on

01:01:37and it's pretty

01:01:38fucking chaotic.

01:01:39The giant Christmas

01:01:40tree is insane.

01:01:41The burning down

01:01:42of the thing

01:01:42is fucking crazy

01:01:45but a little bit

01:01:46of chaos maybe

01:01:47goes a long way

01:01:48if it means that

01:01:48we've got a shot

01:01:49at changing anything

01:01:50in this town

01:01:50and I don't know

01:01:52what we owe it to

01:01:53or why you care

01:01:54but I see

01:01:55that you do

01:01:56and as long

01:01:57as you care

01:01:57about Perky

01:01:58and the people

01:01:58who live here

01:02:00then we want

01:02:02to help.

01:02:03What have you guys

01:02:04heard about

01:02:05Jack of the Pines

01:02:06because I took

01:02:07a ruby out

01:02:07of an owl

01:02:09demon's mouth.

01:02:10You see Maya

01:02:11goes throws

01:02:13her hands

01:02:13to each side

01:02:14and says

01:02:14jump.

01:02:16Cody leaps

01:02:16into the air

01:02:17as you say

01:02:18Jack of the Pines

01:02:18she vanishes

01:02:20with both of them

01:02:21you see as

01:02:22a brute

01:02:23bust through

01:02:24the ceiling

01:02:24of the bunker

01:02:25and shoots down

01:02:26towards Cody

01:02:27to impale him

01:02:29through the heart

01:02:30she vanishes

01:02:31in the moment

01:02:32that she's vanishing

01:02:33she goes

01:02:35as she moves away

01:02:37as this vine

01:02:39is just hanging

01:02:40down there.

01:02:41Is that the drugs

01:02:42or is that?

01:02:43That's real.

01:02:44That was real.

01:02:45Okay let's not say

01:02:46that.

01:02:46Let's not say

01:02:47that.

01:02:48Don't say it

01:02:49no more.

01:02:51Nixon's frowning

01:02:52now.

01:02:53Yeah it's

01:02:54hit the mouth

01:02:55It's so loud

01:02:55though.

01:02:56You guys

01:02:57get back

01:02:58above ground

01:02:59and you get

01:03:00service on your

01:03:00phone Levante

01:03:01there are two

01:03:01notifications there.

01:03:02The first you get

01:03:03is one from Maya

01:03:04saying

01:03:05all's good

01:03:06sorry to dip

01:03:07so quickly

01:03:07lol.

01:03:09That's so casual

01:03:10I feel like

01:03:11I totally

01:03:12fucked fed up.

01:03:13She says

01:03:14tell Vesper

01:03:15all's good

01:03:16Jay Slice

01:03:17is well

01:03:18known to me

01:03:19hard to talk

01:03:21about at night

01:03:22presents a unique

01:03:23problem for us.

01:03:25I guess we'll call

01:03:26him Jay Slice

01:03:26but she says

01:03:27you're all good.

01:03:28You have

01:03:29another message

01:03:31that has come

01:03:32back to you

01:03:32from your network

01:03:33from the

01:03:35Von True

01:03:36Primogen of Austin

01:03:37Oh hell yes!

01:03:39saying

01:03:40I've taken a look

01:03:41into some of the

01:03:43events that have

01:03:43gone on in

01:03:44Perpy

01:03:46and I looked

01:03:47into the fiasco

01:03:48at the Red Iron

01:03:49in San Francisco

01:03:51from what I can see

01:03:53the fiasco

01:03:54was only kept

01:03:55from being a

01:03:56catastrophe

01:03:56by some quick

01:03:58thinking on your

01:03:59part

01:03:59Banksy indeed

01:04:01Austin

01:04:02is looking for

01:04:03a new

01:04:04Seneschal

01:04:05are you in?

01:04:06And that's all

01:04:07for this episode

01:04:08of Dimension 20

01:04:09City Council

01:04:10of Darkness

01:04:11tune in next week

01:04:12for another

01:04:12thrilling episode

01:04:18I'm not going to

01:04:19fuck the dog

01:04:19Yeah

01:04:20That's fun

01:04:21That's not even

01:04:22close to what

01:04:23we were thinking

01:04:24That was the cold

01:04:25open of this episode

01:04:26I know what you're

01:04:26all saying

01:04:27and I'll be your

01:04:28prince

01:04:28You don't even

01:04:29need a title

01:04:29to be royalty

01:04:30No that is

01:04:31absolutely not

01:04:32true

01:04:32Really?

01:04:33Clearly you're

01:04:34on a new path

01:04:35and I'm excited

01:04:36for you

01:04:37Please stop

01:04:38You see me?

01:04:38Let's get the

01:04:39boots ready

01:04:39We'll go stomp

01:04:40around for Bigfoot

01:04:41Let's do it

01:04:41I woke up

01:04:42fists full of gold

01:04:44That sounds so hard

01:04:45Yeah

01:04:47Levante you said

01:04:47you had a side hustle?

01:04:48Yeah I'm going to

01:04:49go corrupt the clergy

01:04:50They are going

01:04:50to get us killed

01:04:52You know

01:04:52there was a time

01:04:54when I thought

01:04:54I was going

01:04:55to be killed too

01:04:56They better love

01:04:57Yorktown

01:04:58What drugs

01:04:59are you on?

01:05:01SSRI

01:05:07Are you cold?

01:05:08A little bit

01:05:09Just a little bit

01:05:10Can you tell?

01:05:11Yeah I can

01:05:12Sorry

01:05:12One, two, three

01:05:14Beautiful

01:05:15I'm going to go to bed

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