00:00In 2086, two peaceful aliens journeyed to Earth, seeking our help.
00:06In return, they gave us the plans for our first hyperdrive, allowing mankind to open the doors to the stars.
00:17We have assembled a team of unique individuals to protect Earth and our allies,
00:22courageous pioneers committed to the highest ideals of justice,
00:26and dedicated to preserving law and order across the new frontier.
00:30These are the adventures of the Galaxy Rangers.
01:07Tortuna. It always gives me a bad feeling coming to this outlaw planet.
01:21Tortuna City. Fifty clicks due south of here, through Dead Man's Desert.
01:25We have to get in, find Geezy the Pedulant, and get out with the Memory Bird before the Queen discovers
01:30it was stolen.
01:31Memory Birds? Why doesn't the Queen just use computer modules like everyone else?
01:36She does, but she stores her priceless data in those birds.
01:40I shall maintain all ship systems. Good luck, team.
01:50Let's mount up and head them out.
01:55I dig these wild duds.
01:58Zangual Peddlers like to create an effect.
02:01The Queen keeps a sizable force in Tortuna City. We can't just walk in as rangers.
02:06We may not walk out as rangers either. I can almost feel my life force being drained into one of
02:12the Queen's psycho crystals.
02:16Well, I'm sure you'd make the list of best dressed, Slaver Lords.
02:19Yeah? Well, Gooseman, I hear she wants to have you stuffed and mounted.
02:24She's gonna have to catch me first.
02:26With the bounty she's put on humans, I don't see why this Geezy wouldn't just hand us over to the
02:31Queen.
02:31They might.
02:33Dead Man's Desert sure has some strange formations.
02:37All this was suburbs once. Millions of Tortunians lived here.
02:41What happened to them?
02:42The Queen came.
02:44There's still something around. Picking up several different life form readings from over that ridge.
02:49These Badlands are full of savages.
02:52And they're well armed.
02:54Blaster fire.
02:55Advance to the ridge line. Set your weapons on stun.
03:03Just what we needed. A small battle.
03:06Those people are in trouble.
03:12Galaxy rangers, home!
03:44Come on, you fool.
03:45Help!
03:57The stagecoach is out of control.
04:30Whoa!
04:32Whoa!
04:47Anyone home?
04:51Zangwills!
04:52Take it easy. I am not a Zangwill.
04:55Not a Zangwill? Then why are you dressed as a Zangwill?
04:58I'll explain some other time.
05:04And what do we have here?
05:06Gherkins.
05:08Oh no! Zangwill slavers have captured us.
05:11We shouldn't have trusted the Pedulants.
05:14Alright Zangwills, drop your weapons!
05:19Vile Zangwill bilge beast!
05:22I've heard that the Queen tortures Pedulant smugglers by wringing their noses.
05:28Don't even say such things!
05:31We're not Zangwills. We're looking for another Pedulant by the name of Geezy.
05:36Geezy? By the Great Trump there's a Pedulant to make us all proud!
05:41A slippery wheeler dealer he is!
05:43Where can he be found?
05:45Try the Hot Stars Bar and Grill!
05:47Where's that?
05:48On Dune Street! In the Great Dune!
05:52Company coming!
05:55We must be off!
05:56Thanks for your help!
05:58Whoever you are!
06:00Let's move out!
06:23Hold it right there, strangers!
06:26Crown agents!
06:28Stay alert everyone!
06:29Zangwill say!
06:31Let's see your entry permit!
06:33I'm sorry Sergeant! We were forced to make a crash landing out in the Badlands!
06:37Landing off field is a major crime, mister!
06:41Say, these are the best looking horses I've ever seen!
06:45Sergeant, I'm sure there must be something we could do!
06:47Attempting to bribe an officer, the Crown is punishable by death!
06:52Sentenced to be carried out immediately!
06:55Sounds fair!
06:57Yup, yup, you Zangwills are all the same!
06:59Six hundred Crowns and we'll forget we ever saw you!
07:03Six hundred Crowns?!
07:05Well, well, you have ears!
07:07Zachary, my captain!
07:09Why don't you give the Sergeant what he asked for?
07:16Welcome to Tortuna City!
07:47Hey! What in the radioactive glory of the Queen do you have there?
07:51You never saw a horse before?
07:53What are we? Flumbubs or something?
07:56We park stuff for a living, Jumbo!
07:58But we've never seen robo-steeds like these!
08:03Aren't the spaceports a little close to your dome?
08:07The Queen must feel safe!
08:10Thanks be to the Queen!
08:12Spy droids! The Queen monitors the whole city!
08:18Let's move out!
08:43This is Dune Street!
08:44Over here! Looks like my kind of place!
09:01Oh, nurse! Nurse! Over here!
09:06Well, well, if it isn't easy to pedulate!
09:08Can I expect your usual magnificent tip?
09:11Explain why I should leave a tip for a robot!
09:15A robot's gotta make a decent living too, you know!
09:18Besides, I'm working my way through drama school!
09:22Uh-oh! He's on Hooterhead!
09:25Keep quiet, stupid bird!
09:27The Queen's gonna tweak you good, you hoser!
09:29Galaxy Rangers will finally take you away!
09:32Hey! I've heard that before!
09:36This looks like as good an opportunity as any to introduce ourselves!
09:40Hold on, Captain!
09:42You hand over the bird!
09:43Hi!
09:52Come on, Gizzy! You're coming with us!
09:54That way out!
10:11Let's see this bird!
10:13Give me back my memory, bird!
10:15You sanguils will never get away with robbing a loyal pigulant!
10:19I thought we were saving your hide!
10:22Gizzy, we're the Galaxy Rangers!
10:24Galaxy Rangers!
10:26Don't say such dreadful words!
10:28This is Tortuna City!
10:30Nest of spies!
10:31You never know what might be listening to you!
10:37Stay right where you are!
10:42This way!
10:47You scrawny things!
10:48Are the hummings the Queen is so excited about?
10:51Humans, Gizzy! Humans!
10:53The Queen offers big rewards for hummings, they say!
10:56I wonder what reward the Queen might give for one of her memory birds!
11:03Okay, Gizzy, we're prepared to offer 500 crowns for the memory bird!
11:08There's the bird!
11:09There's the bird! Now give me my crowns!
11:15Manufacturer's warning!
11:16I am not an edible bird!
11:18Do not fold, bend, spindle, fry, or roast!
11:22Keep quiet!
11:23You are a complete dip switch!
11:25Thanks!
11:26This bird looks pretty brainless!
11:28Let me study this thing!
11:33This won't hurt a bit!
11:35Say ah!
11:37Why?
11:38Why?
11:39Why?
11:40Why?
11:40Why?
11:42Nobody move!
11:50Hey!
11:51Go easy on the threads, my man!
11:53Silence, galaxy ranger!
11:55I wonder what that sneaky old pedulot is doing with a bunch of galaxy rangers!
12:00And the Queen's missing memory bird!
12:04Oh, boy!
12:05I can see you folks are from out of town!
12:08Quiet, you little...
12:10What's the problem, officers?
12:12Get your hands up, we're taking you in for routine torture!
12:17Not this time!
12:27Hey!
12:28Where'd that pedulant go?
12:33There's something funny about this bird!
12:35Is this the Queen's memory bird?
12:38Well, I ain't the Easter rabbit!
12:41Scrambled chips!
12:42Are you the Queen's memory bird?
12:44Uh, yes!
12:45I am one of many birds from the Royal Palace!
12:47Simple, bubble-head memory, we've been had!
12:50Professor Bubble-head to you!
12:52You mean there's another bird?
12:54Geezy has it!
12:55Where?
12:56Oh, please, please, take me with you!
12:58What do you say, fellas?
12:59If the Queen catches me, my chips are going to be wiped!
13:02Oh!
13:03Alright, now where's Geezy?
13:05Beats me!
13:17This is the place, I'm telling you!
13:19It's really scary, kids!
13:22Any sign of life here?
13:26I've got something!
13:27Down there!
13:29Stay together!
13:30Anyone afraid of the dark?
13:33Really?
13:34Hey, wait up!
13:42I hear something!
13:46Don't harm us!
13:47Gherkins!
13:48What are you folks doing here?
13:50We are the last survivors of our race!
13:53The Queen has destroyed our world!
13:55How do you come to be here?
13:57The Pedulance brought us!
13:59Look, it's the Zanguils I told you about!
14:01They saved us!
14:02Who are you?
14:04You are not really Zanguils!
14:06We are the Galaxy Rangers!
14:08Ah, the Galaxy Rangers!
14:10Humans, too, are fugitives from the Queen's Psycho Crypt!
14:14Come take shelter with us!
14:16Thanks for the offer, but we're looking for Geezy!
14:18You must not harm him!
14:20He is our only way out!
14:22Oh, we won't necessarily do him any harm!
14:32For this mild pedulance, you will suffer most horribly!
14:37You shall be disintegrated, exterminated, and annihilated!
14:40Eviscerate!
14:41Violate!
14:42Mashed potatoes!
14:43You are driving me crazy, stupid bird!
14:46I do my best!
14:49Face it, Bagelby!
14:50The Queen always liked me the best!
14:52Your chips will be wiped all over the galaxy!
14:56We meet again, Geezy!
14:58Wait!
14:59It's not what you think!
15:01I knew you'd track me here!
15:02This is the one you want!
15:04I don't know if I can trust you!
15:06You have to!
15:07There's no time!
15:08We must get these gherkins off planet!
15:10Your life forces will be drained into psycho crystals!
15:14Tiny drummers will pound upon your skulls!
15:16So that's the memory bird we're after!
15:18Yeah!
15:19That's it!
15:20That's it!
15:20You will be taken henceforth to an extremely dark place and walled into a pit!
15:25Charming little fellow, isn't it?
15:27How's Q-ball gonna get anything out of that?
15:30Hey, leave that to the computer department, Mr. Muscle Master!
15:34We'll sort out its chips and dump the contents in no time!
15:37Electronic pain inducement for seven weeks!
15:40Can we at least turn off that noise?
15:43Please!
15:46The doctor will operate!
15:49Blast vaporization!
15:51Residu-centered dappence of current acid!
15:59How disgusting!
16:06Stop it, or we're all dead!
16:11Please, we must get the gherkins to my ship at once!
16:21A dozen daring pendulants built this tunnel!
16:24We have saved many refugees like these poor gherkins!
16:28Now the queen will know where to look for it!
16:30The memory bird will have told her everything!
16:34Including the fact that the galaxy rangers are here!
16:39Including just that fact, my dear!
16:42Seize them!
16:43I am!
16:45I am!
16:52I am!
16:56I am!
17:05I am!
17:08I am!
17:15I am!
17:20People in this room!
17:27Watch out!
17:29hot Hills!
17:35I am!
17:36Wait, wait, wait!
17:38Thanks, Nico.
17:47Come on, Doc. Let's create a diversion.
17:50Yo! Right behind you, my goose man.
17:57I love a control room with a view.
17:59Everyone, out.
18:06An army of crown agents coming out of the dome.
18:08We need a little of the doctor's magic.
18:12Pathfinder, up and at him.
18:13Take over the defense program.
18:19Right on, Doc. Fire control is at your command.
18:23Controls are responding.
18:25We'll need something extra to buy us a little time.
18:27The doctor will operate.
18:32How about we blow the fuel dumps?
18:34Go to it, Doc, while I hone the old shooting skills.
18:53Doc, hurry it up.
18:55Accessing the passcodes now.
18:57Okay, I'm doing it.
19:11Always a pleasure doing business with you, my goose man.
19:22Head for the horses.
19:23He's on his own.
19:44Bye, Gizzy, and take care of those gherkins.
19:47Farewell, Galaxy Rangers.
19:49We will spread the news of your courage far and wide.
19:53Okay, little fella.
19:54Let's see what you've got.
19:57Guess what, Doc?
19:59What?
20:00I know the secret of the universe.
20:03Wow, what is it?
20:04Can't tell you.
20:05It's a secret.
20:05This is one nutty bird.
20:08Boy, just a happy bubble head.
20:10Looks like you're making solid progress there, Doc.
20:13Back to the dark.
20:15.
20:20.
20:22.
20:22.
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