00:00In 2086, two peaceful aliens journeyed to Earth, seeking our help.
00:06In return, they gave us the plans for our first hyperdrive, allowing mankind to open the doors to the stars.
00:17We have assembled a team of unique individuals to protect Earth and our allies.
00:22Courageous pioneers committed to the highest ideals of justice.
00:26And dedicated to preserving law and order across the new frontier, these are the adventures of the Galaxy Rangers.
01:06Beta Mountain Control
01:07Beta Mountain Control, this is Hyperlite Transport on Final Approach.
01:12Roger Transport, dock number 15.
01:15ATA, 7.8 seconds.
01:29We found some lightless alien artifacts in the empty zone.
01:33Okay, let's get this heap into Q-Ball's lab.
01:47Uh-uh-uh.
01:49Uh-uh-uh-uh.
01:52Now you're thinking.
01:54Little Zack, Beta will never let me become a Galaxy Ranger.
01:57Face it, I'm just a machine, a tool.
02:00Buzz Wang, my father's Zachary's half-machine, and he's a Ranger.
02:03Well, I suppose if I were half-human, I'd have half a chance.
02:08Ah, Buzz Wang, stop worrying.
02:12Nice move, little sir.
02:14See you guys later.
02:16Q-Ball, did you speak to Commander Walsh? What did he say?
02:20I'm sorry, Buzz.
02:21It's because I'm mechanical, right?
02:23It isn't enough just to want to be a Ranger. The badge must be earned.
02:28I know that.
02:29For now, you can help the Rangers by doing the inventory of the alien machinery in the lab.
02:35Inventories, but cube.
02:38Alien machinery, wow, can I help?
02:41Sure, if it will make Buzz feel any better.
02:43I'll feel better, maybe in a year or two.
02:46Listen, I'm going to grab lunch. Now, don't monkey around with those machines.
02:50Okay.
02:51Well, see you later.
02:56Check this stuff out.
02:58But I'm supposed to check this in.
03:00Wow, this one sure is weird.
03:03One weird alien device, function unknown.
03:06Here's another.
03:06Two weird alien devices, functions unknown.
03:10Hey, what do you think they used this one for?
03:12Looks like a flying radiator.
03:14Think we could make it work again?
03:15Oh no, you heard what Q-Ball said. Just put it on the workbench.
03:19Gee, Buzz Wang, you're the life of the party.
03:22I was not programmed to be the life of the party.
03:26Now that's a nice piece of machinery.
03:29It couldn't hurt to take a little peek.
03:32Well, this looks simple enough.
03:35Just needs a little tune-up.
03:39Hmm, maybe if I plug this doodad into the watchmacallit over there,
03:44and then connect this thingamajig to the doohickey, maybe it'll look...
03:47Ah, ah, hey, help!
03:50Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
03:55oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
03:55oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
03:55oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
03:59oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
04:02oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
04:19Oh, buddy!
04:24Little Zack, you pulled my foot off!
04:27What the...?
04:55Hiya, Pop!
04:57Who or what are you?
04:59I'm a baby Buzzwang. I'm a duplicate copy of you.
05:03We're a whole lot of copies of you.
05:05Help me get Buzzwang out of this thing!
05:08He's our power source now. We can't disconnect him until we've run off a couple of thousand of us.
05:13A couple of thousand?
05:15Don't be so touchy, Pop. I didn't tell you to get stuck in there.
05:24Got to get my arms free!
05:26Not a chance, Pop. Your arms are a direct link to your power cells.
05:32Oh, really? Zack, hand me a screwdriver.
05:49This is a nice place. Should we live here?
05:52No, we got a job to do.
05:55Think the big guy will like this machine?
05:57Nah, it's not new enough.
05:59Hey, Buzzbabies!
06:00There's a whole lot of machines outside and they all look brand new!
06:04Come on, guys!
06:05No, that's Q-Ball's lab!
06:08He'll clobber me if you break any of his inventions!
06:12Hey! Didn't you hear me?
06:14Come back here!
06:16Look at this!
06:17Looks like a flying radiator!
06:19Yeah!
06:24You better put those things down now!
06:28Here, Pop! I'll give you this one back!
06:36What's this thing?
06:38Well, it's not a hat!
06:40Oh, stop!
06:41Hey, it can talk!
06:43You are artificially intelligent.
06:45Gimme, that's mine!
06:47Mine!
06:47Mine!
06:48Gentlemen, you are both acting like babies!
06:50He's right, you know.
06:52We should be more considerate than this.
06:54Undeniably so!
06:56This is mine!
06:57Now it's mine!
06:58Whoa!
07:02Whoa!
07:05Whoa!
07:08Whoa!
07:08Wait!
07:08That ship is the property of the Galaxy Rangers!
07:15Buzzwang!
07:16Wasn't Doc working on that ship?
07:17Yeah, it's main computer is wacko!
07:19What's the password, please?
07:21The what word?
07:23To gain entrance to this ship, you must give me the password!
07:27What's it to you?
07:29I was programmed not to let anyone in unless they give me the password!
07:34It isn't my idea!
07:36Aw, come on, be a pal and let us in!
07:39You're just testing me, aren't you?
07:42Who, us?
07:43You're trying to talk me into letting you inside without hearing you say rutabaga!
07:49Rutabaga!
07:50That's better!
07:58Just missed them!
07:59What's the password on this one, Buzzwang?
08:02Rutabaga!
08:03Hey, we gave you the password!
08:04Open the door!
08:06Rutabaga!
08:08What do you think I am?
08:09Alibaba's Cave?
08:11Who's the numbskull that gave me a password like Rutabaga?
08:15Ranger Patrol Ship 4's password is Cobra!
08:19And Transport 2 has Mount Olympus!
08:25But what do I get?
08:27Rutabaga!
08:28Rutabaga yourself!
08:30Sir, we have unauthorized entry into Ranger Exploration Ship!
08:34What?
08:35We would like you to open up!
08:37Well, very well!
08:38All my problems began when I was a nuclear particle splitter at 12 Mile Island!
08:43What now?
08:45We blast off!
08:49Whoa!
08:56Hey, who cleared that ship for launch?
08:58Not me!
08:59Beta Control to Unidentified Pilot!
09:02You are not cleared for takeoff!
09:04Hey, I'm on TV!
09:05Buzzwang!
09:06Is that you?
09:07You look distorted!
09:09Yeah, 10-4, good Ranger.
09:11This is Wuzbang.
09:11I mean, Buzzwam, uh...
09:14Buzzwang, please advise as to the nature of your mission!
09:17We're going for pizza!
09:19That looks like Buzzwang, too!
09:21Roger!
09:22We'll go over and out!
09:23Bye!
09:26Now what?
09:27After them!
09:33Not again!
09:34Beta Control to Unidentified Pilot!
09:36What is the nature of your mission?
09:38I'm going after the critters who stole our spaceship!
09:40It's Buzzwang!
09:42How can he be in two ships at once?
09:44Shut down immediately!
09:46I don't have time to follow procedures!
09:48All set, Buz!
09:49Huh?
09:49Oh, sorry, Buzzwang!
09:58Oh, you know how it is!
09:59My mom was a garbage compactor!
10:02My dad was a forklift!
10:03That's how he picked mom up for dates!
10:05I used to go out with a security x-ray machine!
10:07But she saw right through me!
10:09Hey, boys!
10:10Just to celebrate how much stuff we got for the big guy,
10:13let's sing our anthem!
10:14We have an anthem!
10:16Sure we do!
10:17I just made it up!
10:18Oh, give me a trip!
10:21On a big rocket ship!
10:24Cause I'd love to be in outer space!
10:28Where you're free as the birds!
10:31You can say naughty words!
10:34And no one around slaps your face!
10:38Buzzwang!
10:39We're losing their trail!
10:40Buzzwang!
10:41Link with the exploration ship's computer
10:43so I can tap into their flight plan!
10:45Me tap into that computer?
10:47It's the only way we can follow them!
10:54I think I've got it!
10:56And I was engaged to this little microcomputer
10:59until I found out she had floppy disks!
11:01This is one wacky program!
11:10Give me a corned beef and peanut butter on banana bread
11:13and a glass of seltzer!
11:14One usual coming up!
11:17Where's my pickle?
11:22Hi, Nico!
11:24Cuball, I'm glad you bumped into me!
11:26Launch control has been trying to contact you!
11:29Why?
11:29Buzzzwang took off an arrangership!
11:31What?
11:32I didn't authorize that!
11:34Come on!
11:37And now we're on a collision course
11:39with a gigantic planet!
11:41Huh?
11:41Did he say?
11:43Collision course?
11:44That's right, I said collision course!
11:45There seems to be a large planet
11:47directly in our power!
11:51Disconnect!
11:52Disconnect!
11:53Quick!
11:53The controls won't respond!
11:55The controls won't respond!
11:59Woo!
12:00Woo!
12:02Woo!
12:11Ten seconds to impact!
12:13Goodbye, Cuball!
12:15Goodbye, little Zack!
12:16Hey!
12:17The computer dropped us!
12:25I thought BuzzWang was really learning how to handle responsibility!
12:29But two ships are missing!
12:30Holy cow!
12:32Well, we'll get to the bottom of this!
12:34I'll use my hypersonic particle tracer to track down those ships!
12:41My particle tracer, it's gone!
12:48Oh, my head hurts!
12:51No, it doesn't!
12:53We have to get this stuff to the big guy!
12:55And that whiz-bang fella's right on our tail!
13:02There he is!
13:03It's the big guy!
13:04The big guy's coming!
13:06Who the heck is the big guy?
13:16Oh, hell, Lazarus Slade!
13:18A ranger spacecraft equipped with an Andorian hyperdrive!
13:23Ha!
13:23Excellent!
13:24Now the World Federation won't stand a chance against Lazarus Slade!
13:35BuzzWang, look!
13:36Oh, my gosh, it's...
13:38Galaxy Rangers!
13:40...Galaxy Rangers!
13:40Lazarus Slade!
13:41Brilliant scientist!
13:42Now a dangerous criminal!
13:44A galaxy ranger won't stop me this time!
14:00We're under attack!
14:01G.V.
14:01Activate shield!
14:02We've lost pressure in the engines!
14:05Oh!
14:07All the electrical systems are down, too!
14:10What have we got that is working?
14:12The harpoons could be operational!
14:14Hang on, I'll bring us into firing range!
14:17What a dark mind!
14:20G.V.
14:26You'll be into operation!
14:27You'll be like a little bit!
14:28Good luck!
14:35Hang on!
14:39happy landings, Galaxy Rangers!
15:01I have to remind my little Buzz Wang babies, bring them back to me.
15:07Practically everything has been stolen. There's no way I can track down Buzz and little Zack.
15:12I'll try my psychic powers to look into the past and discover what's happened.
15:15Your brain implant is completely drained. You'd better charge up first.
15:20Set up the computer interface.
15:24Hey, where is it?
15:26Don't tell me the interface is gone too.
15:29No, it's right here. And here. And here.
15:33You'll have to go to the main charging platform.
15:45Well, it doesn't look like anything we can't fix in an hour or two.
15:50Hiya, Pop. Thought you could come to the family reunion.
15:53You know, you guys really bug me.
15:59Well, well, now. If it isn't Zachary Fox, Jr., I wonder what your father will do when he discovers...
16:07He's lost his son as well as his wife.
16:10And Buzz Wang, you are the most valuable of all Q-Ball's inventions.
16:18Lazarus Slade, you creep. You had this planned all along.
16:21Yes, I did arrange for Beta to pick up my replicating machine.
16:25It enabled these charming creatures to come to life.
16:29And bring me the one robot who has access to all of Beta's computers.
16:35Dream away, lizard face. Buzz Wang isn't going to...
16:40Hey, listen, big guy. We don't like to see him messing with our Pop and his friends.
16:46Yeah, only we can do that.
16:48I don't believe I asked for your opinion.
16:51Hey.
16:53You do as I command.
16:55And now, Buzz Wang, give me Q-Ball's access code for the Beta computers.
17:01No, never.
17:02If you don't, I fear little Zack will be in real trouble, Buzz Wang.
17:07Slade, you are the most despicable creature in the universe.
17:11Why, thanks.
17:12Okay, you give me no choice.
17:14No, Buzz Wang! You can't! Please!
17:17Buzz Wang babies, take little Zack into the ship. This is top secret.
17:22Buzz Wang!
17:24Little Zack, this is for your own good.
17:27Slade, it's time to get what's coming to you.
17:30Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
17:37What?
17:38What the hell?
17:39Whoa!
17:48Buzz Wang and little Zack are in real trouble, Q-Ball.
17:55Q-Ball, better come to launch bay right away.
17:57I'll check it out.
18:12I can't believe it. It's Lazarus Slade.
18:16And my inventions are all here. Ha, ha, ha.
18:19Something I've gotta do.
18:21Help!
18:30Thanks, Zack.
18:32Buzz, you in there?
18:35Buzz Wang.
18:37Q-Ball, Buzz sacrificed himself to save me.
18:44Alas, poor Buzz.
18:47At first I thought there was no hope of putting Buzz Wang back together.
18:51And I was right.
18:53I couldn't possibly rebuild him the same way he was originally constructed, so I didn't.
18:59Ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce the new, improved Buzz Wang!
19:05I have a little surprise for Buzz. Commander Walsh?
19:10Uh, Commander, sir, I can explain everything.
19:14Buzz Wang, in recognition of your selfless and heroic actions leading to the capture of the arch criminal, Lazarus Slade,
19:21the Bureau of Extraterrestrial Affairs has authorized me to make you a galaxy ranger.
19:34All right! Buzz Wang, you did it! You're a galaxy ranger!
19:41I still don't know how you captured Lazarus after Buzz blew himself up.
19:45I had a little help.
19:54Hey, Pop made it! I guess we're okay after all.
19:58Come on, everybody, sing!
19:59Home! Home in the skies!
20:03Away from her Saturn and Mars!
20:07Where all that's around are the holes in the ground,
20:11and the hamburger places are sparse!
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20:36But, like, beware!
20:37I need you to dive in there!
20:42I need you to go to the next section.
20:47I will have the trouver.
20:50I will have to convince you all the choose-loat of a dream.
20:51There's hills in the sky
20:53No guts, no glory
20:55No pain, no gain
20:59One for all
21:01All the war
21:02Right on the green
21:04No guts, no glory
21:06Oh, take it to the stand
21:11Ready to move it again
21:16No guts, no glory
21:24No guts, no glory
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