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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a car that crashed into an adult store in Ohio. Then, while looking at the place, can't believe people are leaving public reviews for glory holes online.
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00:00oh i'm exhausted dude you're literally sitting next to a mountain of five hour energy shots
00:05try their red licorice it's sweet and craveable thanks and you didn't even call me an idiot
00:12you're sweet and craveable yeah you're an idiot
00:23listen i would assume most guys going to an adult store
00:28never want anyone to know they've been to that adult store i've never been to any of right chuck
00:35you think you've done some commercials oh wow don't worry about that yeah
00:41openly talks about it uh this guy man he had a bad day in toledo he was heading out
00:48to the modern adult store on telegraph road in toledo i know where it is but he got confused
00:56by the controls of his new car no and crashed right in to the porn shop oh man those the
01:06controls are getting wild they are they're getting wild you're there yep he luckily was not injured
01:12hey i'm just gonna run out real quick and go to taco bell be right back yeah i'm gonna maybe
01:19i'll hit the
01:20pet store or something you know just don't don't don't wait around cops were called building inspectors
01:28had to be called in to test the structural integrity well those buildings can't be hit by anything
01:36emergency crews responded to the modern adult store about 2 30 in the afternoon yesterday
01:42an accident the driver operating a newly purchased vehicle and became confused by its controls before
01:47slamming into the building it's an older guy they don't say the age yeah it is though right i mean
01:53all the airbags look at what you can get there well yes and there is private viewing booths yeah
02:01but like magazines novelty items does that say 25 cents um yes 25 cent private viewing booths so you
02:10just keep it's probably just get you in the door and then they up charge what does that give me
02:15three
02:15seconds i don't know it's bad because they he can't blame it on another business that he was
02:21somewhere right there's nothing else around it's just that building yeah you were there for that
02:27i don't know no here's the reviews oh my god are in poopy and greasy sheets what sheets what are
02:34sheets
02:35doing in there trolling creepy dudes trolling the doorway in the back loitering around the booths
02:43oh my
02:46staff don't police the back guys sleep in the rooms so he is calling himself a bottom you rarely see
02:55all
02:55the amenities you really see paper towels or toilet paper in the restroom i love that somebody's upset
03:02about about the time that they open that they're not open at 10 a.m well it's an old person
03:07for
03:07sure they're like are they going to open at noon i want to be plowed by a man and i
03:13want to be plowed
03:15by a man when the sun comes up they went to the door they're knocking and no one's there
03:22there's no sign i want to get plowed 11 likes 14 likes what's a gh you know what a gh
03:31is
03:32glory hole awesome gh's oh oh look at what it says too there are no glory holes anymore in michigan
03:41stopped in early had a couple of amazing experiences and there's ohio and there's this
03:46guy he's just reviewing he reviewed a bakery jiffy lube a pharmacy and a glory hole place welcome to
03:53ohio the home of glory holes it is it is we've always man glory holes man you gave the date
04:01he
04:02did the date he visited what's nuts is like could you you can't like go to his profile and
04:09fully you can see what he yes else he has reviewed right but like you could also look like we
04:16can look
04:16him up that's what i mean you can find this guy in his second yeah because that's an interesting last
04:20name oh wait yes yes yeah he's from here yes oh my god he's 59 that's about right that's crazy
04:32come on man almost 60 year old man driving for glory blows it's just so wild to me that you
04:39could decide to put a detailed review glory hole you don't i guess you don't care i you're i guess
04:48you're right you can't what am i gonna do at 59 who knows who knows it's just crazy that you
04:56review
04:57a glory hole i mean what are you thinking you just don't care i guess mm-hmm cory says i've
05:02never
05:02been to a place like this but can't wait to go there tomorrow very interesting cory but look like
05:10every one of these it gets like 14 likes okay wait so why do people put the dates in here
05:15so that you
05:16know they're gonna be there we're hoping to return soon for another visit probably 11 three like yes
05:22that's exactly what it is so you know that they're gonna be there and then you guys can bang fonzie
05:30says
05:30not bad ten dollar admission to video booths gave me a ton of video tokens the ones in the back
05:35have glory holes booths could have been cleaner i think putting glory hole just right in the review
05:42is it is the wild so many people and they don't get shut down or anything but is it just
05:49like between
05:50booths like the glory hole so i tell you when i'm gonna be there oh so you are on the
05:57other you're not
05:58a worker it's just a fellow hello it's just a guy i have decided to show up you have decided
06:04to show
06:04up you're like did you hear something yes place it in place it in okay all right that's not gonna
06:17stop it there's a glory hole okay come on we get it holy hell you two a lot of sound
06:23effects
06:25and him like laying his arm out i don't know how else to make the sound of jason's fantasy
06:32yeah look june 2nd couples and lady fun yeah so that's really what's going on here the reviews
06:40are in and you put that down and that's when they know so who's going to be there soon
06:47are there females already in the glory holes or do i have to bring my own and where is it
06:51at
06:53no there's not females in the glory holes it's another dude this person's trying to figure out
06:57how it all works before he goes because he does not learn to look stupid that's how i feel
07:01can you tell me are you a lady can i be honest is there a lady in there it's how
07:06i felt at harbor
07:07freight that's how i felt there i'm like how does this all work i gotta sign up for something huh
07:14it's how i would feel at one of the clubs that dave belongs to
07:18how does this whole club thing work at costco it's simple just go in and buy stuff very nice
07:25are there females already in the glory holes or do i have to bring my own what's why do you
07:30bring
07:30your own just get blown at home then where's it at but they're bringing their own because they they're
07:35into that whole glory hole thing they want to watch them do it sometimes they want to help he's
07:41excuse me where is your glory hole section pardon me sir you've never asked that you've never asked
07:49that lease if you don't ask you never know i ask everywhere i go you can point me in the
07:55direction
07:55of the glory holes hi uh yes um i'm looking for uh light bulbs like the ones the the longer
08:03ones that
08:04are like fluorescent also where's your glory hole section where is that at is it in the back thank
08:14you always ask he wants prices he wants to know it all i'll take uh two scoops of the mint
08:24chocolate
08:24chip and i'd also like to know where your glory holes are wait this is an ice cream store you
08:32never
08:32know what are you talking about do you guys have any gh's it's glory cones it's called glory
08:37cones oh that's why i'm here no what are you talking about do i have to bring my own cones
08:43you know what i mean ice cream cones you pervert call the police well just if anyone asks i'll be
08:51in
08:51the bathroom this guy said uh me and somebody stopped at a peep show didn't know anything about
08:56it went into a booth alone put a quarter in someone knocked on the door yeah well i just
09:02assumed it was one of my buddies i opened it up there's some weird dude with his dong in his
09:05hand winking at me yep trying to get in complete me in needless to say i got the f out
09:10of there
09:11yeah i think that's what it is like it's you think oh yeah it's gonna be these girls that are
09:17gonna
09:17blow you or something no no it's just dudes man it's always a man yeah it's always a little mutual
09:24masturbation for that guy yep and there are just dudes that just don't care as long as they've been
09:31pleasured that's all that matters i love the guy who's questioning so i need to bring my own how
09:37does it work where how much does it cost i mean give me a glory hole info please jesus i've
09:42tried
09:43calling yeah where is the glory hole where's it located here it's in the back it looks stupid
09:50walking in there walking around i'm telling you see the glory holes oh darn it swear to god i felt
09:55the
09:55same exact way i mean look how big the place is how hard could it be to find the glory
10:00hole
10:01i don't know right listen i don't know what if you had to say a special code word or something
10:07i
10:07don't think so i don't know how it works he doesn't want to be awkward just putting his penis in
10:12any
10:13hole these things you gotta make sure it's the right one you can't go to one of these places thinking
10:18it's gonna be women though right i mean i guess guys probably do maybe we should respond to him
10:23hey dude watch out man there's gonna be another dude sucking you off no matter where it's located
10:29maybe it's the guy who crashed into the building he got nervous that's it he just realized a guy blew
10:37him he was trying real hard to get out of there put it in drive instead of reverse you know
10:46it wait
10:47what is this they just posted prices couples 20 bucks female male only wednesday's rainbow day
10:54domestic partners 20 bucks a couple okay so that's just daily 25 dollars for singles
11:00all day all day so i spent 30 bucks and then i get to stay in your booth all day
11:06long that's what
11:08it is and so because this is the thing people are recording this right you see go back yeah what
11:16was that read the list on the right and one two three four five coochie shave cream yes i just
11:22saw
11:22it right here excuse me yeah i'm giving it coochie shave someone tell me where the coochie
11:29shave cream is i don't want to look stupid walking in there hi i'm looking for coochie shave cream and
11:35also where's your glory hole a couple of things i'm looking for oh wow it's a double love sense
11:42sex machine is it a double male penetrator yes it's a double male anal penetrator and coochie oh wow
11:50it's like a love bed lounger i know her um i love boobies we need to get you that oh
11:57my god
11:57look at a gift idea dogs dog okay that's it we'll get that for me i love boobies and i
12:03found something
12:03for chuck right here the drill dome gets the job done it really does i've seen him in action
12:12we're heading here chuck road trip oh my god look at that whole section did you see all the power
12:17tools holy cow this place is wild but yes to just to the guys listening here please don't review glory
12:27holes no they don't care unless you don't care i guess this one michigan man drove all the way to
12:34to toledo to get a glory hole uh let's go to um this fella hello hi you had a story
12:42support command
12:44support command um so yeah first time uh went to a peep show um i pocket dialed my buddy uh
12:53intentionally
12:53it was in my coat uh chest pocket my phone was and uh yeah i had no idea um until
13:01i was in the peep show
13:02and i was enjoying a video and uh you know doing this sort of thing and i thought my phone
13:08was lit up
13:08in my pocket no i was like oh crap and it was my buddy and it had been like five
13:13or six minutes
13:14and i quick hung it up so i'm like i should have just deleted it but anyways next day at
13:19work
13:20he's like hey i got an interesting voicemail from you yesterday and uh it started out with me at the
13:27counter like hey can i uh get some quarters no and then you know he heard the whole entire thing
13:33oh
13:34no oh that's embarrassing imagine chuck but i'll be during his glory hole excuse me can you prime me
13:42towards your glory holes yes glory back here okay how much wow and it's ladies right yes okay
13:54chuck chuck i hope that never happens oh my god that's the worst i don't want to know
14:00i don't want to know what's going on oh i'm getting a call i'm getting a call here let me
14:07see oh
14:07it's chuck that's weird why would chuck be calling me let's see here hey chuck hey chuck
14:16yeah how much is your quarters chuck just uh yeah i'd like to get a big roll i'm gonna need
14:24a lot of
14:25those um also um chuck where's your glory hole section do you have oh my god oh my god i've
14:33got
14:33to get lisa in this i got a three-way uh lisa lisa what is he doing chuck's going into
14:42a glory hole
14:43and he's butt dialed me how exactly does this work i go into the back and then i put the
14:49quarters in
14:49and masturbate all day chuck we can hear you we can hear you chuck um all right so i'm gonna
14:58find
14:58he doesn't know we're listening this is crazy why did you call me this is weird true hang up i'll
15:06just
15:06listen oh oh no oh no hang up hang up hang up he's glory holand he's glory holand no god
15:14oh my god
15:15why did he say my name why did he say my name oh no yeah hang up oh dave
15:27yep you know what is absolutely hilarious though
15:31hmm i when he called me it came up like our old radio station like that's how i knew him
15:39yes yeah like he was like i don't know it's just chuck guy from the old station
15:45that's kept up i'll call again i wanted to see this okay hold on hold on it's like you know
15:51when it
15:51says like long guy yes mine says mine says dave hunter and look see yours also shows that
16:01you know uh you have to see this i hear i'm calling right now
16:07it's that's the only thing i knew him as i wanted to make sure i remembered where i knew him
16:12from so it
16:12doesn't even say my last name no way that's how long it's been he put that in his phone 25
16:19years ago
16:21actually probably before that probably before 25 years oh no yeah ah crap it happens it does it happens
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