Controversial Swimming Hole

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a controversial swimming hole in Tennessee and the owner has a voice that they can't believe is real.

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00:00There is this controversial swimming hole, which I don't even know what that means.

00:13I don't know either.

00:14First time I've ever said that in my life.

00:15Controversial swimming hole.

00:17It's in near Chattanooga, Tennessee.

00:19It's called the Blue Cove Hideaway.

00:22Blue Cove Hideaway.

00:23Now, the district attorney there is now considering whether charges will be filed against the owner of Blue Cove Hideaway in Tennessee.

00:31It's kind of a sad story.

00:32A man drowned there over the weekend, and another guy drowned there just over a year ago.

00:37Watch the video.

00:39When the owner speaks, it will blow your mind.

00:43Okay.

00:44Okay?

00:44Okay.

00:45Here's the story.

00:46This video better work.

00:47From News Channel 9 in Tennessee about this controversial swimming hole.

00:54Take a listen.

00:55Police say 25-year-old James Sester jumped from this homemade wooden platform off this 30-foot bluff.

01:03Police call this location unsafe and poorly operated.

01:07The sheriff even says he wants to shut it down.

01:10But the owner, Charles Womack, says he's not going anywhere.

01:13I'm just trying to help these high school kids and college kids, because they ain't got no money.

01:19The last Johnny happened.

01:20Oh, no.

01:21That's the owner.

01:22Oh, my God.

01:23That's the owner.

01:24Oh, boy.

01:25Anyone playing a lifeguard might have been way over here, and that's probably 2,000 or 3,000 feet up there when something happens.

01:32No, I ain't putting no lifeguards.

01:34Oh, my God.

02:04I don't know.

02:05No, I don't know.

02:08Everyone's calling in saying he sounds just like the old guy from Family Guy.

02:11He does kind of.

02:11I don't.

02:12Yeah, I don't.

02:12Is it Herbert Pervert or what?

02:14Yeah, something like that.

02:14Yeah, I don't watch it, so I don't know.

02:16As a kid, so I don't have no resources.

02:19That's how he says it?

02:20It's a swimming pool.

02:21It's a swimming hole for the kids.

02:25Sometimes they drown.

02:27Sometimes I just got to swim in the horses.

02:30I got no lifeguards.

02:31It's thousands of feet away.

02:33Yeah.

02:34Just what's that tooth hair?

02:38Talking to a thousand yards.

02:40So, like, he has just rigged up a series of planks and pulley systems that you take your

02:52own life into your own hands.

02:54It's a quarry.

02:55He makes you sign a waiver saying that if anything happens, he's not responsible.

03:02And he charges these kids to get in there, too.

03:04Yeah.

03:05He charges?

03:06He charges.

03:08You can't charge.

03:09Take a quick couple of dollars.

03:10That's how I afford them planks and pulley systems.

03:12Go swimming on their own.

03:15Rigged up some old school plank like I was a pirate.

03:18Put up out there so I let them swim sometimes they die.

03:25You got that, Downey.

03:27Yeah, you do.

03:28Oh, my God.

03:29Yep.

03:29You do a great Charles Womack.

03:31Everybody has that one special thing.

03:34Mine is impersonating deathly swimming hole controversial owner, Charles Womack.

03:44Do you have audio of the Family Guy character?

03:47It's the same.

03:48Oh, yeah.

03:48Here we go.

03:49It's the exact same.

03:49Here's the clip.

03:50I don't think I've heard it.

03:51Of Herbert the Pervert here.

03:53Yes, I'll take this teddy bear.

03:55Oh, my God.

03:56This piece of string.

03:58This cardboard box.

04:00No way.

04:03YMCA.

04:04That's why he set up the swimming hole, right?

04:12Yes.

04:13You're damn right it is.

04:14You see the guys there in their swim trunks jumping off the platform.

04:16It's exactly what it is.

04:17These kids are athletes.

04:18I don't know why they don't need a swimming hole.

04:20You got to stay in shape, stay cool.

04:22Sometimes they die on you.

04:24I even provide changing rooms.

04:26Every once in a while, they just get out of the water and run out of air and they just die down there.

04:31You dead?

04:32I ain't getting no lifeguards and no witnesses.

04:35I put a scary, crudely-looking kidnapping sign right on the outside.

04:38It was a scary-looking sign.

04:41Yeah.

04:41A handwritten in marker on a piece of cardboard.

04:44I don't exactly run what you call a tight ship.

04:47These kids are having fun.

04:49They're just drowning.

04:50Just drowning?

04:51Oh, my God.

04:53Dave and Chuck the Freak dot com if you want to go see this guy for yourself.

04:55But it is unbelievable.

04:58That swimming hole is responsible for my testicles being lost.

05:03Look, I see all the boys.

05:10They're out there, too.

05:12I bet he's got a beautiful singing voice.

05:14Very dainty.

05:14Hey, please.

05:20Swim, swim.

05:23Swim till you die.

05:25There you go.

05:33Our first ever story on Dave and Chuck the Freak about a controversial swimming hole run by Herbert the pervert.

05:38Weird.

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