00:00New summer life hack, Chuck.
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00:07That sounds great. I can't wait to try it.
00:10Where's your Slurpee, Chuck?
00:11Oh, I'll take care of that.
00:13Ugh, you can have it.
00:22It's Nipplegate.
00:23What?
00:26What?
00:26It appears Bill Belichick.
00:30After vacationing in Europe.
00:33We saw his nipple.
00:34With 25-year-old girlfriend Jordan Hudson.
00:38Got a nipple ring.
00:40Holy crap cakes he did.
00:45What on earth?
00:49Okay, what is the cutoff for?
00:52Nipple ring?
00:53I think whenever you want.
00:55No.
00:5630?
00:57Yeah.
00:58I couldn't go get one right now?
01:00If you haven't got one before 30, you're probably out of the game.
01:03Yeah, I agree.
01:04Also, what time do you take it out?
01:07Like, so if you get it at 30?
01:09Like, you know, I had a face piercing.
01:12Yes.
01:13But I became a dad.
01:15People are listening to us right now with piercings.
01:17A ton.
01:18I became a dad.
01:19Genital piercings.
01:21And I took it out.
01:23Like, you're Prince Albert.
01:24You take that out when you reach a certain age?
01:26I feel like you do.
01:28But I feel like if I went and got my nose pierced, like now, it would be kind of odd.
01:33You just don't get it done later.
01:35Like, if you already had it, that's one thing.
01:38When you were young and you have it and you wear it when you're older.
01:40And I mean, if it's your thing, too, I guess, you're just covered in them.
01:45Yeah, if it's your thing.
01:46But this guy, I don't know.
01:48He's a tough dude.
01:49That's painful.
01:50You've had it done?
01:51Yep.
01:52What?
01:53You have one now?
01:54I had my left nipple pierced.
01:56Holy crap.
01:57I don't have it in anymore, but I did at one point.
02:00Are the holes still there?
02:01No, but my nipple's constantly hard now from...
02:04You're wild.
02:05You're a wild man.
02:06I guess muscle tissue.
02:07I got it done in Wisconsin.
02:09Wisconsin?
02:10Just the left?
02:12Yeah, just one.
02:13I couldn't do two.
02:13It hurt too bad.
02:16Were you bored in Wisconsin?
02:18You just were like, you know...
02:20Yeah, I went and visited my buddy.
02:22He went to school out there.
02:23And we woke up one morning.
02:25We're like, you want to go get them done?
02:26Let's go.
02:26So we went to the tattoo shop and got our nipples pierced.
02:30But underestimates how many boobs you'll see because you have your nipples pierced.
02:34Girls want to touch nipple rings.
02:36Oh.
02:37So that was cool.
02:38So you say boob for a boob?
02:39Yeah.
02:40Okay.
02:41You said it was incredibly painful on a scale of one to ten.
02:43It's like an eight.
02:44It's tough.
02:46It is.
02:46Seems like it would be.
02:47Did you have the barbell or the ring?
02:50No, I had a ring.
02:51I started off with a ring.
02:53Okay.
02:53And then you upgraded?
02:54I switched it to this, but then took it out.
02:57Now, were your nipples sensitive before you did this?
03:02No, not really.
03:03Yeah.
03:03Okay.
03:03I'm kind of trying to feel my right one right now.
03:06Because my left one's just always hard, so.
03:08Yeah.
03:09Both of my nipples are always hard.
03:11It's terrible.
03:11I don't want to watch him rub his nipples.
03:14So you wear your wild underwear, and you have your nipple pierced.
03:17This guy's a wild man.
03:18He's a wild man.
03:19Seeing him rub his nipples in his golf dad shirt, talking about piercing his nipples,
03:24it's just a bizarre thing.
03:25It's a mind-aff, right?
03:26It's Wisconsin.
03:26Yeah.
03:27And it's fun.
03:27But now you know, I'll never not notice his one hard nip.
03:31Because he's always wearing golf shirts, like Bill Belichick.
03:33So you...
03:34Yeah, if you guys want to touch, come here.
03:35I don't care.
03:36We don't need to touch.
03:38Because if you have sensitive nipples, you couldn't do this, right?
03:41I feel like it would just...
03:43Like, for me, I know...
03:46I got real sensitive nips, is what I'm saying.
03:48You know that.
03:49So I feel like it would just be too much.
03:51Yes.
03:52I think it'd be hard for most people to get this done.
03:55Like, my roommate was dating, like, a banker.
04:00And he was as straight and narrow, straight-laced dude as you could ever possibly be.
04:08And then he came over one day, and she was like, he just got both of his nipples pierced.
04:16I was like, what?
04:18I'm like, what?
04:19I think it was an effort to try to be a little cooler or whatever.
04:24Right.
04:25You know?
04:25Ryan, at what age did you say you took it out at?
04:28I would think 20.
04:30Okay.
04:31So long before you met your wife.
04:32Oh, wow.
04:32You guys were young.
04:33Okay.
04:33Long before you met your wife.
04:34Oh, yeah.
04:35Yeah.
04:35He took it out at 20?
04:37I've known her for long.
04:39Yeah, I didn't like it.
04:40It wasn't.
04:40Yeah.
04:41Like, sleeping sucked.
04:42I bet.
04:43And your nipples super raw.
04:45Raw nip.
04:46Yeah, it was tough.
04:48And after, oh my God, I just remember after I walked out of that tattoo shop, I smoked about
04:5225 cigarettes.
04:53I was so charged up.
04:55My anxiety, dude.
04:57Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:58Wow.
04:59Yeah.
04:59Okay, let me ask you this question.
05:00And this, I don't know if it makes a difference.
05:02So if you pierce a certain ear, it could signal, you know, sexuality or preference.
05:07Is the nipple the same thing or no?
05:09Like left or right?
05:10Not that I know of.
05:12I don't.
05:12Probably should have looked into that.
05:13I don't know.
05:15I don't know on that.
05:16Yeah, I don't think so.
05:17That might have been just something.
05:18I don't even know if people even think about that anymore.
05:20I don't think that's a thing anymore.
05:21I think it was just like something we went through.
05:23Yeah, it was our generation.
05:24It was everyone our age.
05:26Yeah.
05:26You pierced your right ear, but it was only a thing at a time, but it's not now.
05:30It was only that time where we were like, you're gay if you get it on the left or right
05:35or one of them.
05:36Everything's fluid now.
05:37Left was straight, right was gay.
05:39You can do whatever you want now, I think.
05:40Yeah, you can do whatever you want now.
05:41Okay.
05:41So there is some stuff about it.
05:43Uh-oh.
05:43Historical folklore.
05:45A piercing on only the left nipple has occasionally been said to signal that a man is a top, dominant,
05:52or anally insertive.
05:55Which nipple did he pierce?
05:57The left.
05:57The left.
05:57So he's a top.
05:58You're anally insertive?
05:59He's not the bottom.
06:01I don't think he knew that before he was 20.
06:03I feel like that checks out.
06:04It's the local folklore.
06:05I call that.
06:06I saw the most boobs I've ever seen in my entire life when I had my nipple pierced.
06:09Right, but that's it.
06:11And that lines up.
06:12You got the right one done.
06:13I'll be the gay buddy.
06:14I don't care.
06:15Yeah, who cares?
06:17Who cares?
06:19I'm 36, about to become a dad.
06:21I just took out my nipple rings yesterday.
06:23See, I wondered if other people made the choice like me.
06:26Yeah, the baby will pull it out, too.
06:29Those babies like to pull on stuff.
06:31Oh, God.
06:32My goodness.
06:32I was 45 years old when I got my nips pierced.
06:36That was 15 years ago.
06:39I'd rather get a root canal than get another nipple piercer.
06:42I bet.
06:43That seems so horrible.
06:44They got it done at 45.
06:46That's way too old.
06:47Yeah, that's just...
06:48I mean, not as old as Belichick, but...
06:50That's wild times.
06:51Belichick's really just...
06:53I'm tempted...
06:54I'm a wild man.
06:55I'm tempted every once in a while to just go and push one right through the closed hole
07:01in my face just to freak out my kids.
07:05Who did we...
07:06What was that politician guy who had it done?
07:08Oh, Cuomo.
07:10Cuomo.
07:11Oh, yeah.
07:12Sexual animal.
07:13So, I don't know if he had it done when he was younger and then just would take it in
07:17and out, because it appeared all of a sudden, right?
07:20Yeah.
07:20People noticed it all of a sudden during a campaign speech or something under a polo shirt.
07:24Yeah.
07:25Polo shirts hide nothing.
07:26Let's just say that.
07:27No, no, they don't.
07:28They don't.
07:30It freaks me out, because I can't not think about him.
07:34That means...
07:35Like, he likes it to be licked.
07:37That's like, yeah, she sucks on it.
07:39We don't want to think about that.
07:40I can't help it.
07:41Yeah, she sucks on it.
07:41It's disgusting.
07:42It's for her sucking on his nipples.
07:44I can't.
07:44Yeah, just like, biting it a little bit.
07:47When I got...
07:48It's gross, man.
07:50It's gross.
07:51Someone said, when I got my Prince Albert, the pain was more than my body could handle.
07:54I passed out in the chair.
07:57It was so sensitive for three weeks, I could barely walk.
08:00I mean, it's your penis.
08:01I don't know what to tell these guys, you know?
08:03Like, get your face done.
08:05My face hurt.
08:07When it first happened, I was like, oh, God, oh, God.
08:10And I was like, oh, that was easy.
08:11And then he looked at me and was like, hey, man, I got to do it again.
08:14It's not straight.
08:15And that's when it really hurt.
08:19After all, my adrenaline was completely gone.
08:23I cannot imagine a Prince Albert.
08:26First of all, I think, like Ryan said about being uncomfortable, rubbing around in your pants all day long.
08:33Yeah.
08:33To me, that would be horrible.
08:35Like, there's nothing about that that sounds appealing to me.
08:38No.
08:40And getting caught in a lady.
08:42I don't know if you get caught in the lady.
08:44I think we've heard.
08:45Sometimes it catches on something.
08:47Maybe it can get on something.
08:49Well, if you have the whole ladder that attaches to the scrotum and stuff.
08:53Yeah.
08:54So that's a whole set.
08:56It's crazy.
08:58Mine's a footstool.
09:01Older brother never took his nipple piercings out.
09:04It's weird.
09:05His family photos at the lake with his kids.
09:07His nipple barbells are showing.
09:10Yeah, like, it's just one of the, like, you know, I wondered if, like, people with nipple rings have the
09:17same sort of thought process.
09:19Like, that banker guy, is he still running around in his, like, late 40s?
09:27He probably went through a phase.
09:28Yeah, I think it was a phase.
09:29I had both nipples pierced.
09:30Made the mistake of taking my shirt off while taking stuff out of the work truck.
09:34I was reaching over the toolbox in the bed of the truck, and I came down.
09:37The piercing got caught in the toolbox, ripped it right out, split my nipple right in half.
09:42No, thank you.
09:44Jesus.
09:45Ouch.
09:47You just wanted to see some extra boobs in your late teens, you know?
09:52It's not worth it.
09:53It ain't worth it.
09:55Leave it alone.
09:56Might have been at the time.
09:57Bill Belichick.
09:58Whatever.
09:59I mean, listen.
10:00He's got to do whatever he can.
10:00Part of me is like, good for you, dude.
10:02You're in your 70s.
10:03You're going crazy.
10:05I'm surprised it's still going, that relationship.
10:07I can't believe it.
10:08I honestly, I can't believe it.
10:11I can't believe it.
10:12I can't believe it.
10:12Peace out.
10:13I'm just...
10:13Peace out.
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