00:01In 2086, two peaceful aliens journeyed to Earth, seeking our help.
00:07In return, they gave us the plans for our first hyperdrive, allowing mankind to open the doors to the stars.
00:19We have assembled a team of unique individuals to protect Earth and our allies,
00:24courageous pioneers committed to the highest ideals of justice and dedicated to preserving law and order across the new frontier.
00:32These are the Adventures of the Galaxy Rangers.
00:54I'm ready to prove it again.
01:27Next.
01:31Can I help you?
01:32Yeah! Give us all your money!
01:36Ahem. What my little friend means to say is that this is a stick-up.
01:42A stick-up?
01:44Hey, everybody, get a load of this. Shorty and his grandpa here are gonna rob the bank.
01:50Everybody, put up your hands! This is a stick-up!
01:54Ah!
01:58Oh!
02:08Ah!
02:08He-he-ha!
02:24Arriba!
02:44Arriba!
02:45Please insert your code number and choose your transaction.
02:49Go on, do it, Doc.
02:54Time to choose a transaction, Tripwire!
02:59Let me get it!
03:03Who's in my circuits?
03:05This is a snicker!
03:06Help! Help!
03:08Uh-oh!
03:31You were about to make a transaction, Doctor.
03:34Thank you, Mr. Gooseman.
03:46All in a day's work, my Gooseman. A mere bag of shells, Doctor.
03:58Ninety-seven, ninety-eight, ninety-nine, one-hundred!
04:03Isn't that great, Neon? I broke my old record!
04:07Love the job!
04:08Shut up and check the cargo, will you?
04:10Such a grouch!
04:12Look at that!
04:18What?
04:19Her ship must have been destroyed by an asteroid!
04:22We've got to help her!
04:39Oh, boy!
04:40I've never saved a pretty human before!
04:42Oh!
04:44Me neither!
04:46Hiya, suckers!
04:48Hands up! This is a stick-up!
04:50Oh!
04:51Hand over your cargo!
04:53Oh, space battles!
04:56In the most astounding turn of events this reporter has ever witnessed!
05:01Four galaxy rangers and two ambassadors have turned renegade!
05:08The question on everyone's mind now is when and where will the renegade rangers strike next?
05:14This is Captain Fox, Commander!
05:17The ruse has worked perfectly, Rangers!
05:20We've notified all your victims and assured them that their belongings will be returned immediately!
05:26But, Commander, we can't keep posing as bandits!
05:30Yeah! I'm not used to bullying innocent bystanders!
05:34It's terrible!
05:36Our reputation will be ruined!
05:38You've got to continue masquerading as renegades until you infiltrate the Black Hole Gang!
05:44Do you have a location for their new hideout, sir?
05:47You're ahead for the Burning Nebula!
05:49We suspect the Black Hole Gang plans to attack Beta!
05:52I'm sorry, Rangers!
05:54These are tough outlaws, and you must be convincing!
05:58Good luck!
06:02No wonder they call this the Burning Nebula!
06:06The nebula is ringed by a unique type of asteroid that actually catches on fire as it streaks through the
06:13ring!
06:14Little shields!
06:15Nothing short of a battlecruiser could make it through there intact!
06:20Zachary, we're being scanned!
06:22Whoever's hiding out around here doesn't waste any time!
06:31A tractor field of incredible power!
06:36We're through the ring!
06:38Something dead ahead!
06:39Something big like a battlecruiser?
06:44It's the Cheyenne!
06:45It was reported missing in action months ago!
06:49Welcome, Galaxy Rangers!
06:51Or should I say, Renegade Rangers!
06:54Renegades are my kind of people, you see!
06:57In fact, you might like to meet some of me friends!
07:07Long time no see, Galaxy Rangers!
07:10Let's show them up!
07:12Macross!
07:13Draw!
07:14Hold your fire!
07:20Stuntlet!
07:23Ah!
07:31See ya!
07:32Don't make me fire!
07:35Whoa!
07:35Whoa!
07:41Whoa!
07:48I don't need a blaster to defeat you, Guzman.
07:53Go for it, slime ball.
08:08You haven't won yet, rangers.
08:12That's enough.
08:14Rangers have proved their skill in battle.
08:19Oh, my gosh.
08:20She'll be killed.
08:28Daisy Omega, at your service, rangers.
08:33Daisy Omega, I heard of a gunslinger by that name,
08:37I'm one of the fastest in the galaxy before she got blasted.
08:42News can sometimes be unreliable.
08:45Ain't that so, renegade rangers?
08:47Not as far as we're concerned.
08:49I'm Shane Guzman.
08:51We're tired of doing all the dirty work while Beta took all the credit.
08:55So we've become outlaws.
08:57And instead of fighting you, we came to join your group.
09:01Don't trust them, Daisy.
09:03It's a trap.
09:03And I wouldn't want anything to happen to my favorite gal.
09:09Hands off, you dog.
09:10Daisy Omega is nobody's gal unless she wants it that way.
09:16Not that I don't have certain charms to use when deemed appropriate, you understand.
09:26Would you care to discuss our business, Shane Guzman?
09:30Don't mind if I do, lady.
09:39Tomorrow we'll see what you ranger scum are really made of.
09:43Some kind of tests?
09:45I love tests.
09:47Anything you throw at us, we can handle them across.
09:51Yeah, we're tough guys, see?
09:53And we don't take nothing from puns like you.
09:56Nice ship you got here.
09:58I took her right out from under the Space Navy's nose three months ago.
10:03The Quadrant Four War Games.
10:06Right.
10:06They thought it was all part of the game strategy.
10:10You're pretty cold-blooded, Daisy.
10:13Not always, Shane Guzman.
10:17Not always.
10:19The Daisy Omega I heard of worked on the right side of the law.
10:23I work for no one but meself.
10:25And anyone who gets in the way gets a laser blast right between the eyes.
10:32So I said to him,
10:34Rodney, you simply can't wear that Zangoran headdress.
10:37It clashes with your skin dye.
10:52Nobody move.
10:54This is a stick-up.
11:04You're getting this, Daisy.
11:05Aye, and a sweet sight it is.
11:18So far, so good.
11:20Let's hope we get out of here without doing much damage.
11:23No, please.
11:24They're all wedding rings.
11:26Ha, give me them or I'll tear them off.
11:28I've had my wife.
11:30No, no.
11:31No.
11:41What's he doing?
11:51What a shot!
11:54Now everybody cooperate, and nobody gets hurt.
11:59Such grace.
12:01Such finesse.
12:02You made a wise choice, demon, with that, Ranger Daisy.
12:08Congratulations to our new allies, the Galaxy Rangers.
12:13Ah, so they pulled a simple robbery.
12:16It doesn't prove anything.
12:18Silence.
12:19They passed the test, Macross.
12:22They robbed the liner while you lay dog paddling in a heated pool like a baby space whale.
12:28What are you laughing at?
12:29You, liver lips.
12:31You'll be sorry for this.
12:32You'll all be sorry.
12:35What a spoil sport.
12:37Interested in our next job, Rangers.
12:39What is it, another liner?
12:41A mite more ambitious.
12:44Long shot?
12:45It's impossible.
12:47Not with my own battle cruiser, it isn't.
12:54If Daisy gets her hands on some of the experimental weapons systems in long shot,
12:59she could really be trouble.
13:01I just hope Goose is keeping Daisy busy.
13:13It's inside, John.
13:15Oh, boy.
13:23Okay, Doc.
13:27What's that noise?
13:30Shall we dance?
13:34Shame.
13:45Boose, I just can't figure you out.
13:47I always keep him guessing.
13:50Come on.
13:51Come on.
13:52Hurry up, Tripwire.
13:53It's all yours, boss.
13:57Galaxy Rangers to Beta Mountain.
14:00Priority code 0076.
14:02Prepare to receive time and date of planned long shot robbery attempt.
14:07Repeat.
14:08Priority code 0076.
14:16Today is the day, you scurvy bandits.
14:19Onward to long shot.
14:21I'll give the Galaxy Rangers a long shot.
14:26Goose, look out!
14:28Daisy, what?
14:29What the?
14:31Curses.
14:33Hold this!
14:35This time, I won't miss.
14:44Goose!
14:54Niko!
14:56Must stay conscious.
14:59Must stay.
15:12Niko!
15:16Macross, you're history.
15:18Fire, Ranger.
15:20The long shot mission is off for today.
15:23We wouldn't want you to fall into the hands of Beta, now would we?
15:28Uh?
15:28Oh?
15:29Macross, you traitorous dog!
15:32Me and the boys are just saving our necks.
15:35I overheard the Rangers warning Beta.
15:38They set a trap for us at long shot.
15:40So, you pulled the wool over me eyes, did ya?
15:44I told you.
15:45But you didn't listen, did you, Daisy?
15:48Now it's my turn to call the shots.
15:51And my plans don't include you.
15:58Adios, amigos.
16:00And Daisy, maybe next time you'll have better luck choosing your allies.
16:05You haven't seen the last of me, Macross.
16:08Ha!
16:09Say goodbye to the Black Hole Gang Rangers, and say hello to the Burning Stone.
16:14Hello, Burning Nebula.
16:24Blast.
16:25If we can't get control of this ship, we'll be pulverized.
16:29Even if we could get to the cockpit, our deflector screens would never hold up against that.
16:43Just a wee bit more.
16:50Right.
16:51Now, hit the button on me belt.
16:57Another second.
16:58Just one more.
17:01There!
17:02Good, Daisy.
17:05Status.
17:06Main power up.
17:08Deflector's up.
17:13It's no good.
17:14There's not enough power.
17:17Unless...
17:19Nico, can you add your psychic shield to the one around the ship?
17:27Not alone, Zack.
17:28My charge is too weak.
17:30Then how about some Series 5 backup?
17:32Yes, if we can all channel our energy together.
17:36It's our only chance.
17:54We're almost through.
18:04The airline, but who?
18:08Be careful, Goose.
18:17Sorry to spoil your plans, Daisy, but you're under arrest.
18:28You forgot how fast of gunslinger I am, Goose.
18:31Come with me now.
18:33Together, we could have endless worlds to explore.
18:37I like you, Daisy, but if you run, you'll be an outlaw for the rest of your life, not my
18:43style.
18:44I...
18:45I...
18:46I...
18:46Blast you, Shane.
18:52Too weak.
18:53Can't hold it.
18:54Can't...
18:55Oh, no.
18:56Nico.
18:58Oh, no!
19:00Oh, no!
19:04Oh, no!
19:05Oh, no!
19:06Oh, no!
19:07Oh, no!
19:07Oh, no!
19:08Oh, no, no!
19:09Oh, no!
19:10Oh, no!
19:14We'll meet again, Shane Gooseman.
19:16And next time, Daisy Omega shall have the upper hand.
19:25We'll see about that, Daisy. We'll see.
19:32Wahoo! We made it!
19:35Good job, kid.
19:37I'm getting something on the screen, guys.
19:39A battle cruiser.
19:41Commander?
19:41Come in, Galaxy Rangers.
19:44Can't I trust you to complete a simple assignment?
19:47We had an entire security squad waiting in long shot all afternoon.
19:52Luckily, we traced your radio message.
19:54And when you didn't show up,
19:56I figured that I'd have to pull your rears out of the fire again.
20:11Those dang fools are firing at us.
20:15Head for that big meteor over there.
20:17Get as close as you can to it.
20:44Oh, I don't think we did too badly, Commander.
20:47Oh, I don't think we did too badly, Commander.
20:47Considering we not only led you to the most wanted criminals in the galaxy.
20:53And found the SS Cheyenne.
20:55But also kept our top research facility from being attacked.
20:59A very tidy mission, if I must say so myself.
21:03Welcome back, Galaxy Rangers.
21:05Yes, sir!
21:07Yes, sir!
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