- 4 hours ago
First broadcast 13th October 1983.
Taffy and his wife run a snooker hall. Taffy has a plan to use Mickey and Mo to pull a fast one on his wife and her admirer during a private paying match.
Robert Lindsay - Micky Noades
Paul McGann - Mo Morris
Shirin Taylor - Tina
David Daker - Ron Palmer
Richard Davies - Taffy
Lila Kaye - Glad
Joe Melia - Monty Sherman
Deddie Davies - Penny
Bill Wallis - Jack Hobson
Michael Percival - Jack 'the Mac'
Ray Mort - Solly Goldstein
Peter Dean - Harry 'the Horse'
Chris Sanders - Cookie Collins
John Malcolm - Terry
Jack Chissick - Sid
Jeremy Coote - Snooker Player
Taffy and his wife run a snooker hall. Taffy has a plan to use Mickey and Mo to pull a fast one on his wife and her admirer during a private paying match.
Robert Lindsay - Micky Noades
Paul McGann - Mo Morris
Shirin Taylor - Tina
David Daker - Ron Palmer
Richard Davies - Taffy
Lila Kaye - Glad
Joe Melia - Monty Sherman
Deddie Davies - Penny
Bill Wallis - Jack Hobson
Michael Percival - Jack 'the Mac'
Ray Mort - Solly Goldstein
Peter Dean - Harry 'the Horse'
Chris Sanders - Cookie Collins
John Malcolm - Terry
Jack Chissick - Sid
Jeremy Coote - Snooker Player
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TVTranscript
00:11Good shot, boyo.
00:13Good shot, boyo.
00:29Well played, boyo.
00:30Very well played.
00:32Good shot, boyo.
00:42Played, son.
00:43Very lucky.
00:45You were too warm for me.
00:46Makes a change to have the luck, son.
00:49You doubling up, Uncle, or what, Lady Luck favours the brave?
00:52The only doubling I'm doing is doubling out of here.
00:54It's your 50.
00:56See you.
00:57Oh, come on, Uncle.
00:58It's only early.
00:59Look, don't start.
01:01We won, didn't we?
01:03Be happy.
01:03I'm happy.
01:04Well played, boyo.
01:05Very well played.
01:07You fancy a few frames, then, Uncle?
01:09Who, me, boyo?
01:10Oh, no, I can hardly see across the table properly.
01:13Oh, I see.
01:15Can I buy you a drink, perhaps?
01:18Yeah.
01:19Don't see why not.
01:21Nothing happening up here now.
01:23Lead on, Uncle.
01:23Lead on.
01:39Pinky and Perky coming in, love?
01:42Mickey said they would like, but you never know with them two.
01:46Pinky and Perky.
01:49Well, like a comedy double act, those two, aren't they?
01:53You got a match on?
01:54Don't think so, Ron.
01:56They're what Mickey classes as chancing their arm, whatever that may mean.
02:00Fishing for a mug punter is what that means, my girl.
02:04Otherwise known as hustling.
02:05Ron!
02:06That's what they're doing.
02:11Hello, Jack.
02:12Usual?
02:13Erm, no, love, Tom.
02:15Is, er, Mickey about, team?
02:17No, love.
02:18He's up at the snooker, or?
02:20He should be back soon, though.
02:22Oh.
02:26Right, then.
02:27Tom.
02:28See you.
02:29Tom.
02:42He's parked there, Pat.
02:44Go.
02:45What's up?
02:46Oh!
02:48Oh, oh.
02:49Oh, okay.
02:50Blast a door, jammed something shocking, man.
02:52Oh, no, I better do it.
02:53It needs a bit of a knack, you see.
02:58There, that does the trick.
02:59right then in your is it should get that fixed taff hello my son just the man i'm looking for
03:08watch it jack how's your luck uh i do have some uh merchandise mickey would you be interested
03:12jack leave us out
03:26oh but that is a fine looking woman yeah all right though hello you're early where's morris two
03:34guesses chippy correct that's 84p please that boy's always scoffing i'm freaking starving whack
03:41uh i'll have a white wine and a pint of lager for jaws it'll be long in a minute right
03:45then
03:47is she your uh my lady yeah but uh feel free taff if you fancy a chance at son oh
03:55no i didn't mean
03:56taffy i'm gonna wind up right you bought us this drink what's the proposition about yes um well
04:02it's like this boy you see my wife and i we run a little sleep that's 238 please oh yes
04:09of course
04:18me
04:19here mickey jack the mac's been in yeah i know i saw him outside i don't want any bent gear
04:26in the house
04:27mickey tina
04:32night
04:33good night
04:41mo
04:48who was that welsh man funny little bloke him
04:53he and his missy son a snooker all over south oh and
05:01and they've got a private match fixed up
05:06and the taff wants me and mo in that's all
05:10nothing sinister tina nothing to get all excited about
05:17are you coming to bed or what
05:36patience my love all good things are worth waiting for
05:42mm-hmm
05:45mm-hmm
05:49mm-hmm
05:52mm-hmm
05:54mm-hmm
05:55mm-hmm
05:56mm-hmm
06:04good bye love
06:07see you later yeah
06:08and
06:21morris
06:22come here
06:27come here
06:28What's up?
06:28Shut up. Give us a hand.
07:00Boris, come on!
07:16Come on, Jack.
07:18Come on, son.
07:20Good to go.
07:26All right, Mick?
07:27Yeah.
07:28Good as gold. You, double quick.
07:30Soap powder.
07:31Tons of soap powder.
07:32Come on, Mickey. I've got a lot to do.
07:34All right, all right.
07:34You, come on upstairs now.
07:38Yeah, you can carry one.
07:40Oh, you're off your trolley.
07:42What can you possibly do with 200 bags of bleeding soap powder?
07:46Have you any idea how much this stuff costs to buy?
07:48Oh, Mick.
07:50Hey?
07:50Soap powder.
07:50It's about two and a half sobs a lump, son.
07:52Yes?
07:52What are you going to do, isn't it?
07:54Hey?
07:54Flogging on the street corner.
07:56Oh, no, don't tell me.
07:58We're going to open a market stall, aren't we?
08:00Up here for thinking.
08:01Down here for dancing.
08:03What do we need for dancing?
08:04Lex.
08:06Two of them.
08:07Both in one piece.
08:08What do you mean by that?
08:09Oh, Mick.
08:11Maybe I'm just being stupid.
08:12Brindley.
08:14Pay him.
08:15Just pay the man back the money you owe him.
08:17You know, instead of all this wheeling and dealing.
08:19Listen here, you.
08:20I'm trying to get things moving.
08:22Right?
08:23This wheelie dealing, as you call it, is putting you in the frame.
08:27Brindley will get his dough.
08:28Don't worry about that.
08:30You stick to snooker, and I'll do the worrying.
08:39Yes, I'm cool, thank you.
08:40No.
09:03You haven't got a chance.
09:04Look, do you think I'm a mug?
09:06I didn't buy this gear on the off chance.
09:08The gear that owns this place happens to be a pair of mine.
09:11Like I said, son, up here.
09:29Oh, you are looking lovely, Penny.
09:32Oh, Taffy, you are a one.
09:34I am, aren't I?
09:35Petal.
09:38Right you are, then, Mr Hughes.
09:40Two dozen sausage rolls for tomorrow, then.
09:42No, no, you better make that three dozen.
09:45Okay?
09:46Yes, yes.
09:47Okay.
09:49Oh.
09:50Bye.
09:51Bye.
09:54Hello, my Petal.
09:56You pathetic little grub.
09:59What's the matter, Petal?
10:01And don't petal me, bonehead.
10:04You done the bogs yet?
10:06Just go in, Petal.
10:07Just go in.
10:14I'll be off, then, girl.
10:15See you later, eh?
10:18Oh, Tim, I'll come around here more often.
10:19Know what I mean?
10:20Hmm.
10:22If I could be sure it was me.
10:24Not this place you was after.
10:26Oh, how can you think such a terrible thing?
10:29Easy.
10:31Go on.
10:32Off you go.
10:33See you tonight.
10:34Order runners in?
10:35Yeah.
10:36Harry the horse took the last place.
10:38He ain't weighed in with his dough yet, but he's safe.
10:40Oh, really?
10:41He won't upset the hobs too much.
10:43We should be on a right good earner here, my girl.
10:47Ain't we always?
10:48Mm-hmm.
10:50See you.
10:54I'll have them all, Vicky, but you must hold on to them until Thursday morning.
10:58Okay, Sol, listen, it's no problem.
11:01Sol, how's about a few up fronters till then, eh?
11:03Michael, you jest.
11:05Look, I'm a busy man.
11:06I'm away for two whole days.
11:07Sure, okay, Sol, listen.
11:08Michael, deliver the goods to me on Thursday morning and I'll pay you cash, okay?
11:11Thursday, okay, yeah, Sol.
11:14Cheers, Mike.
11:25Well, I told you, didn't I?
11:26No problem.
11:28Thursday morning, good as gold.
11:30Thursday?
11:31Brilliant.
11:32Looks like you've got to hang on to all that gear till Thursday.
11:34Tina's going to go spare.
11:35Will you shut it, Morris?
11:36I'll handle Tina.
11:38And will you leave things alone?
11:39Michael.
11:40One of my favourite numbers.
11:42Yeah, typical.
11:44No star you, Morris.
11:48No star at all.
11:51Oi, watch it, Taff.
11:53Sorry a bit late, son.
11:54We, er, we had a slight mechanical problem.
11:57Well, I only hope you're not too late, boy-o, for me.
11:59Listen, you don't know me, right?
12:01When she gets with us, you'll put the block on it, okay?
12:03Take a feed.
12:04There's no problem, all right?
12:06By she, I suppose you mean you're a good lady.
12:08That I do, boy-o.
12:10Well, there's nothing good about her.
12:12Don't lie on that, Taff.
12:23Oh, er, this is a members' club, cock.
12:26That's just what I was telling them, Petter.
12:27Oh, yeah?
12:28In your usual forceful manner, right?
12:32What do you want, cock?
12:34Er, well, the thing is, missus,
12:36my partner and meself are telling of a money match in the offence, eh?
12:39Oh, yeah?
12:39Yeah.
12:41Oh, I'm Mickey Nodes.
12:43Er, this is my partner, Morris.
12:44Oh, well, I'm glad.
12:46Oh.
12:46Well, all over.
12:49So we'd like him, see?
12:52Oh, you hear a lot, cock.
12:54You're too late, son.
12:56The frame's full, sorry.
12:57What?
12:58Oh, I didn't know that, Petter.
12:59What do you know, anyway, bonehead?
13:04Harry, the horse rang in about an hour ago.
13:07Go and get the gear ready for the draw tonight.
13:10I guess, but...
13:14Sorry, cock.
13:16It's a hard life.
13:20An hour ago.
13:22Where was we an hour ago, Morris?
13:24Oh, we could have really taken that Monty for a bundle.
13:26Yeah.
13:27Bit late now, innit?
13:29Back to Soapsuds, then.
13:31You shut it.
13:35Tep.
13:39This, er...
13:41This Harry Geyser.
13:42Harry Hoof, by the way, known as Harry the Horse.
13:46Harry the Horse?
13:48What's he like, Tep?
13:50Where's he hanging?
13:51Oh, God.
13:53Here we go again.
14:12Are you sure he's in there, Tep?
14:14He's there most afternoons, boy.
14:15Look, I must be getting back.
14:17I mean, if she finds me missing, she'll kill me.
14:19Taffy.
14:21Do you want this Monty Geyser taken for a bundle, or what?
14:24Of course I do, by the way.
14:27Well, shut up and stop your whining.
14:31Now, you know what to do, don't you?
14:32You're mad.
14:36How many times have I got to tell you to have faith in your Uncle Mickey?
14:39Have I let you down yet?
14:40Eh?
14:42Eh?
14:43Exactly.
14:45Are you sure about this signing on bit, Taff?
14:47Yeah, Harry hasn't done a straight day's work in his life.
14:49And apart from that, I've often changed his gyro up when he's been short.
14:52Oh, blimey, there's no problem, is there?
14:55You see?
14:56Right, I'll go in first and you in five minutes.
14:58Oh, Mickey!
14:58Mo!
15:00It'll work.
15:06You?
15:07Yeah.
15:07Half an hour, right?
15:10So make yourself at home and watch the telly.
15:12Mm-hmm.
15:15Yeah, right, right.
15:33Ugh!
15:43Oh, Vicky.
15:51Twenty-eight, Harry.
16:21Twenty-nine.
16:34Thirty-six.
16:36Not a fortune.
16:37Not a fortune.
16:43What do you want, pal, huh?
16:45Me?
16:46Yeah, you.
16:47Just watch it.
16:49Well, just watch and keep your mouth shut. Right?
16:51OK, pal. Keep your hair on.
16:58I'll kill him, I will.
17:11Oh, Vicky, I'll do you, I will.
17:17Oh, hell.
17:18Well, he's gonna have to.
17:21I don't know.
17:21Oh.
17:39If I want to move under the strength of the tree.
17:42I like how to use the tree.
17:43The tree is going to have to use it on the tree.
17:45The tree is going to need it.
17:47The tree is going to be moving, it's going to be moving.
17:48It's going to be moving.
17:48The tree is going to be moving.
18:15Another tenner, Siddy.
18:21Yeah, I know, that's a pony I'm down today.
18:25Can I have a frame?
18:26You've got to be joking.
18:28I'm going to push off.
18:29See ya.
18:30Do you want some power or what?
18:31Yeah.
18:32Readies or just for fun?
18:34Readies, but, um, keep it stock.
18:37You?
18:38What was that?
18:39Right up here.
18:40I hope he ever bothers.
18:41You reckon?
18:43Yeah.
18:47What about him?
18:48He's taking notes, isn't he?
18:52Are you winding me up, son?
18:53Straight up.
18:55DHSS.
18:56Yeah?
18:57Yeah.
18:58Same geezer got me three months ago.
18:59Undeclared earnings.
19:00You're joking.
19:02Straight up.
19:16Oh!
19:18Oh, Mickey!
19:24Oh, yes!
19:26See that?
19:27Oh, what?
19:27Oh, yeah, yeah.
19:28It's in a shop, pal.
19:29Yeah.
19:49Hello, Tiff.
19:50What are you doing here, there?
19:52Listen, Will.
19:53We'd better have a talk.
19:58What's up, son?
20:00Well, it's like this, you see.
20:01Play the white man, pal.
20:02I'm trying to play a game here, yeah?
20:04Yeah, yeah.
20:04I'm sorry, Boyo, but this is, uh, this is very urgent, you see.
20:08Listen, I thought I'd better pop over to see you, Boyo.
20:11Look.
20:11What's up?
20:13Oh, my goodness me.
20:14Seth, what's the matter?
20:16Don't look, Boyo.
20:17That's him.
20:18Who?
20:18Him, that chap at the counter.
20:20He's one of the men who was up at our club asking questions about you.
20:23Me?
20:24What questions?
20:25Well, they said they were from the DHSS.
20:28Oh, my God.
20:29I thought I'd better mark your card.
20:31Uh, thanks, Tiff.
20:32Excuse me.
20:33You're playing, oh well.
20:35Look, just hang on a minute, will you, pal?
20:37Listen, Tiff.
20:38Yeah.
20:38Do us a favour.
20:39Just tell your woman I'd better drop out of this match.
20:41Just tell her I'm sorry.
20:42Tell her anything.
20:44Listen, pal.
20:44I'm gonna swallow this.
20:45I've gotta do a bit of business.
20:47All right?
21:02Well, you cheer up, Tiff.
21:02You're ready.
21:02I'm ready.
21:02I'm ready.
21:07I'm ready.
21:08I'm ready.
21:22I'm ready.
21:25Well, you cheer up, Tiff.
21:27You're own now, son.
21:28I know.
21:31Just trust me, will you?
21:33Well, I mean, what do I say to her?
21:35We'll go in first, and you follow in about five minutes, okay?
21:38Yeah, but I mean, what am I going to say to her?
21:40You tell her what you told old Harry.
21:42These two geezers from a DHSS came in asking about him,
21:45and you thought it best to mark Harry's card.
21:49That sound does a pound, Tiff.
21:51Right.
21:52So you shoot across and let him know.
21:53Harry's really grateful, isn't he?
21:55Sorry about dropping out, but best under the cirque, see?
21:57See?
21:58Saves you from when he comes back on Harry's part, doesn't he?
21:59Hey.
22:00You're learning, you are.
22:01No, you sit up here for thinking, Tiff.
22:03Hey, what happens, eh?
22:03Two minutes from the draw, she realises she's a player short.
22:06Right.
22:06And guess who just happens to be hanging about?
22:08Not the same two geezers who just happen to have the bread on them before and one in.
22:12What did I...
22:13What did I say?
22:14Up here.
22:15Come on, Sam.
22:33Come on.
22:37My yes!
22:51My yes!
22:52My yes!
22:53My yes!
22:53Oh, my yes!
22:54I'm sick.
22:54I can't live in my face.
22:55Here, bear.
22:56Now get up with me.
22:56I swear.
22:57My yes!
22:58Here, bear.
22:58Where are you?
22:59been bonnet on an urgent errand battle i'll give you get in there listen battle let me explain
23:05it's very important it had better be
23:14she's a killer yeah i'm gonna say that again we just have to wait for it hey
23:22one two three four five
23:35another cup of tea lads yeah
23:48here are you still interested in that match yeah
23:54oh no no that's nice
24:08get him quick quick i'll give you a washing what's your going tina what's been happening
24:15what's up oh my god you've gone there or something the police have been round they've been knocking
24:21on the door they've been round mickey knocking on the door before when when what about two hours
24:26ago all they had to do was look through the letterbox no no they didn't did they no
24:30make it i told you about this i warned you and then your bleeding scheme you just shut it will
24:35you you've been banging this down a bog it all spills what else was i supposed to do with
24:40it if you'd listen all right all right okay the period is shutting give me time to think
24:45tina just leave it out you've got to get rid of it tina all right please that pair of you
24:49shut it
24:52i got it i got it don't bung it him all down that drain come on you come on
25:07it's weird that very blooming weird oh jack just don't know what you're full son no no no listen
25:13i mean weird jack you've got a spare lock-up for a couple of days what's the matter with the
25:17one you've
25:17got it uh uh it's a full full up son uh go on jack just for a couple of days
25:21mate oh wow why didn't
25:23you say that in the first place yeah you've got the key there's only number 10 spare at the moment
25:27that'll do that'll do go on give us a key all right all right what's the rush yeah just a
25:31couple
25:31of days mine thursday night no problem come on son hey hey but this is blooming weird though
25:51right mickey right that should be a lot come here i've had enough right that's a lot
25:59wait tina do you mind that's money you're throwing around i'll throw you around in a minute mickey i'd
26:04no idea it was lucky stuff honest oh mickey straight tip thank you
26:12i shouldn't worry love if they'd wanted him that much he'd have hung about oh ron
26:26why does he always get himself into these situations well it's mickey low isn't it i must be mad
26:34do you think he did right you know going around the police station listen love if the law's after
26:40him it was his best bet you know what i mean i mean better to go in as a volunteer
26:46i mean he ain't
26:48got anything to hide has he
26:52or has he
26:55oh what's he been up to now jack the mac don't tell me
27:06oh good evening renita and renato two of the usual one for your good selves hello lads
27:14well well what well what did they want
27:20our boy in blue was calling round for a cup of tea mickey if you don't tell me i'll go
27:26mad he's fine
27:27in you know remember when he came to meet me at the station yeah remember he gets pulled in by
27:33the
27:33busy's is that what it was about yeah i was asked to produce me documents oh thank god for that
27:42so you tina pulled away i don't know how much of my stuff all for nothing you see you have
27:47cut my
27:47profit margin down a bit i can tell you profit margin oh yeah your profit margin i'll give you
27:55profit margin what about my flat and all that mess on my carpet and all you can think about is
28:00your
28:00bloody profit margin tina tina shh or you can go too far you can
28:16all right teff oh hello boy asmo but he lost one warm-up much and not only when he's second
28:21he played it just right boy yeah i'll see that i'll see you later son okay
28:29that the kid's man then yeah too warm to me had trouble potting anything in his first warm-up
28:37frame could be all on top monty no no the kid's not bad for yobbo but i can tell his
28:43stance his bridge
28:45now he's chancing his arm anyway we should worry that's another tour in the pot who's he drawn in
28:51the first stand the man well if he comes through that he'll play cookie collins for sure so stand
28:57don't do him cookie will slaughter him all right son yeah
29:09you played it cool then didn't you make it when you look at him
29:14you've been clocking me for the last hour not too impressed are you yeah i can see that at eight
29:20to one
29:22i think i might have a bit on that while you're still there see you in a minute hey
29:28first tina charles she's fine she's coming around listen don't look too impressive stay cool
29:39all right glad oh hello cock
29:43bettin then yeah well i might have a quick tour on my lead dad it's only money in it yeah
29:51ain't an arm
29:52or a leg like all right better don't put that lot in the safe along with the prize money i'll
30:02take
30:02over here for a bit yes better make sure you lock it up bonehead place is full of tea leaves
30:10yes
30:10petal yes petal everything ready all right let's all right get around come on pay attention come on
30:24let's get a shot of road come on right now you all know the rules of these matches so i
30:30won't go into
30:30all that stuff but for those innocents among us all i will say is this is a knockout competition no
30:37second chances and as per usual the referee's word is final got that charlie right betting on the first
30:44round it's now close now here are the table numbers against the draw number one bill parker gets graham
30:56smith and smith number three
30:59number three
31:29your lad lost the first frame then
31:58that was a bit lucky
32:01all very clever
32:04yeah you still look up their chances
32:15file stroke six to no go and get him some
32:41flash in the pan
32:44Stan will still kill him
32:49how's it going then cocky eh
32:51it's the first time Stan's been at the
32:53table for more than one shot
32:56Stan's had here a chance
32:57anyway
32:58he'll soon clip his wings eh
33:00Stan's a nothing
33:02don't know why he bothers to front up
33:05oh did you see that
33:06he's bleeding dodo
33:34me again already
33:35excuse me sorry chaps
33:43that kid's flash
33:45right
33:46that kid's good
33:52drink boil
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34:43match to no
34:453 games to 1
34:52Oh, confidence.
34:53Yeah, I could say that.
34:54That's a threes.
34:56Yeah, all right, all right.
34:57So, you're worried?
35:00I ain't.
35:03If this boy should get through the finals and win...
35:06No way, the kid's still a yobber.
35:09Cook it will take him.
35:16A drink, my Petal?
35:17What?
35:18No.
35:19What you looking so happy about?
35:21Oh, nothing, Petal, nothing.
35:25Take care of the book.
35:26Yes, Petal.
35:58Listen, Moe, don't mess about now.
36:00Mick, you know what I'm doing?
36:02All right, all right.
36:04All right.
36:05All right.
36:26My birthday.
36:29Okay.
36:38Wow.
36:40One.
36:41I don't start.
36:46Eight.
36:49Nine.
36:52Cookie, nine.
37:02Five.
37:03Nine.
37:06One.
37:12Sixteen.
37:16Six.
37:20Eight.
37:24Seven.
37:36Twelve.
37:55Bec!
37:57Would you sit still, what's wrong with you?
38:00Like a friggin' jack-in-the-box.
38:02Sorry, Sam.
38:03Sorry.
38:07I'm sorry.
38:08Bec!
38:09Bec!
38:10Bec!
38:16Bec!
38:17BLEEP!
38:17This is a dickhead.
38:18Yeah.
38:30Hey.
38:33Hey.
38:35Hey.
38:38Wait!
38:39Alright.
38:40Oh, stop!
39:04I don't know.
39:38Oh
39:47Oh
40:05Jaffee! Jaffee!
40:11Jaffee!
40:13Jaffee!
40:16Jaffee!
40:16Jaffee!
40:17Jaffee!
40:17Please!
40:18Oh, no, don't hurt her. It's not down to her.
40:20You little Welsh git.
40:22You set me up, didn't you?
40:24Look, you take the money. I don't care about the money. See?
40:26Just take it and let us go. We won't tell. Honest.
40:30How much in there?
40:31It's over 5,000 quid. Please, you take it. Just let us go.
40:35Please, Mr Lettingo. Please!
40:38Oh, you.
40:46Where's all your clobber?
40:48Clobber? The only clobber I've got is what I've got on my backpire.
40:51Look, 20 years I've lived with that horror on two legs.
40:5320 years of being treated like a dog.
40:55Look, you take the money, please. Just let us go.
40:59Please.
41:05I couldn't take all of it, Taff.
41:10Wouldn't be fair, would it?
41:31What the hell have you been?
41:32Busy.
41:33Are you soaking?
41:34I know. It's the weather.
41:36Yeah.
41:37Well, thanks to your bobbing up and down, I'm too down, aren't I?
41:40It's no problem, son. It's no problem.
41:42No problem? Mickey!
41:43Morris. Morris.
41:45Just trust me, will you?
41:47Right, sir.
41:49Do us a favour and lose the game. Do it!
41:55Trouble?
41:57Oh, yeah. You bet.
42:02Oh, you lads off, then?
42:04Yeah, why not, Uncle?
42:05It's not a lucky night, is it?
42:06Well, I thought he was chancing your arm.
42:08I mean, your boy's not exactly Jimmy White, is he?
42:10See you, Uncle. Come on, Morris. Come on.
42:15What's up, lad?
42:18The safe.
42:22Where's Taffy?
42:23What? What's the matter?
42:26The safe.
42:28It's empty.
42:29Hey, Monty.
42:30What?
42:31Safe?
42:32Empty!
42:38Where's the money?
42:40Glad, what's going on?
42:42Give him Jimmy White.
42:44Shut up and get out.
42:45What's going on in the night?
42:46I'll explain later. There's no time now.
42:49I need you!
42:51You all right?
43:01Hey.
43:02Time we weren't here. Leg it.
43:16Oh, my God. It's pinky and perky.
43:19Why do we stand for this, Michael?
43:21Pints of lager.
43:22White wine.
43:23Here now, quick move.
43:24Hello, lads.
43:25Here.
43:26You read about that frat car down in a snooker hall in South London?
43:30No.
43:30Yeah.
43:32Right old ding-dong by all accounts.
43:34It seems that somebody had it away with a lump of cash.
43:36Get away.
43:37Yeah, according to that, the punters nigh reg the gaff.
43:41Shocking, innit?
43:42Terrible.
43:43Disgusting, innit?
43:44By the way, a man named Solly rang a little while ago.
43:47And he said he'd be around about 12 with the van.
43:50Yeah.
43:51Yeah, good, good.
43:53And he said you'd know all about it.
43:55Yeah.
43:56Yeah.
43:57Yeah, I do.
43:58And who do we know in Wales?
44:01Only this arrived this morning.
44:04And it says to Mickey and his lady.
44:07Good luck and thanks, boy-o.
44:09Signed Bonehead and it's both smart North Wales.
44:16A bona fide friend.
44:19I told you, didn't I, love?
44:20A right-wing double.
44:23Mickey!
44:23I know, I know, Sol.
44:24The deal was I was to deliver to you, but I couldn't find a transport, honest.
44:28Michael, I'm a busy man, so let's get it loaded, yes?
44:31Always in a rush, you son.
44:33You should learn to take life a little slack.
44:36Open her up, Maurice.
44:40I haven't got the time to take things slow, Michael.
44:43I'm a busy man.
44:44Solly, I'm a busy man.
44:46But do I ever rush things?
44:48See me, Solly.
44:49What?
44:50What's up, son?
45:00It's bleeding roof leaks, Jack.
45:02Oh, well, like a sieve, mate.
45:04Like a sieve.
45:07Sully!
45:08Oh, come on.
45:09It might be some good'uns.
45:10It might be some good'uns.
45:15It might be some good'uns.
45:18It might be some good'uns.
45:18I could be some good'uns.
45:19It might be some good'uns.
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