Give Us a Break. Episode 3. Streetwise and Nancy Free.

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First broadcast 6th October 1983.  Another big money game and Micky wants Mo sober and sharp for the match.  Robert Lindsay - Micky Noades Paul McGann - Mo Morris Shirin Taylor - Tina David Daker - Ron Palmer Ron Pember - Bobby Weeks Johnny Shannon - Lenny Stone David Jackson - Stitch Peters Victoria Burgoyne - Nancy Arne Gordon - Eddie Banks Trevor Laird - Ossie Trevor Thomas - Del Dennis Blanch - D.I. Harrison Jon Glover - D.S. Mayes Anna Wing - Dolly Larry Martyn - Joe Reeve Cheryl Prime - Val

Transcript

00:00I don't know.

00:35well i never would have believed it you look you look normal i look like a freaking pox doctor's

00:42clock it's choking me don't do that take that silly ass off get off me but yeah

00:50oh we are here comes laughing boy and all because the lady likes milk tray oh cut the cattle

00:57what's the point with you well i think you look really smart morris i really do how many times

01:02do i have to tell you sis will you cut it out with the morris sorry no you still look

01:07smart like a pox

01:09doctor's clock say i told you don't mind him he's only winding you off here this one's on the wrong

01:22cheers

01:34hey all as good as this uncle no ringers in there listen man they're all the seeing quality

01:41they check them all hey man this is all top class stuff how much they fetch a wallet in the

01:49shop

01:50i'll spare us the ball what we talking about god have you worked 30 softs in a shop innit leave

01:56it

01:56out sunshine 30 softs you jest why you must think we're a couple of mocks they worked a lot more

02:03than that you know you try knocking them out in once you might get a 30 a lump then but

02:07as a job

02:07block there's no way

02:14look uh it's all right it's all right don't worry about that um you make us an offer

02:22now you're talking uncle

02:25understand you got a game on tonight son posh gaff innit waltham stone whatever that is

02:31waltham stone posh gaff mm-hmm pretty flippy lucky

02:35hey where's your governor then i don't know he must have some business he said to be here at six

02:39and for your information he's not me governor me and mickey are partners oh yeah yeah yeah of course

02:45you are son yeah

02:49listen i wish you boys weren't in so much of a rush

02:53see tomorrow would have been a much better prospect for us that's all oh come on man we've got things

02:58to

02:59do tomorrow we're up north innit yeah man we have to hit the road tonight yeah i know but i've

03:04got a

03:04business to run see i mean i've got a venue on tonight you know what i mean look man we

03:09do the

03:09thing tonight else we finally serve another punter right oi oi oi don't get nosed you i didn't say

03:16tonight was a non-starter i said it was just a bit dodgy that's all hey man look what are

03:22we

03:22hanging around here for this honky ain't got the bread he's on a wind-up man oi what's your game

03:27pal hey listen to me i've got the poppy you ain't dealing with a chancer now if you're not a

03:32chancer

03:33let's do the tingle man look man if we had more time we wouldn't be letting you screw us up

03:39on the

03:39price i score a lump that's like giving the thing away all right tell you what you deliver this lot

03:46round of my drum at ten tonight and you've got a deal all right deliver come on man here's just

03:52one big screw job man okay have it your way no deliver no deal hey all up my man all

04:00up look more

04:02all right man weird yeah it should be brin if the kid's as good as you say it'll be a

04:08very

04:09interesting match indeed no how do you beat him yeah i'm sure anyway thanks for marking me card

04:18brin i appreciate it must go mate got a lot to get on with okay brin look keep me in

04:24touch see you son

04:28well well well seems like we've got a hot shot coming tonight out of me old son

04:32i shouldn't be paying no never minds lenny brin's a darling man but he hates losing

04:39no one likes losing and that my son includes me what are you worried let's just say concerned

04:48i mean brin's not the only one who said this kid's a bit warm yeah maybe but i'm better

04:52oh you was always modest with it eddie just confident there is a difference lenny love eddie my son

04:59through bitter experience i've learned that confidence is sometimes not enough

05:06oh nancy i hope you like snooker love oh you know me lenny i like any game with balls

05:22oh

05:42Go ahead, you cunt up.

06:06See that, didn't you?

06:08Just put three knicker in there.

06:10Dolly's got a system.

06:11Go ahead, you're out, busy.

06:13Oh, you're a real old grouch, you.

06:22What time did Mickey save me back?

06:24He said six, didn't he?

06:26He's gone that now.

06:27Where'd he go, do you know?

06:29He said he had business or something.

06:30Didn't he ever tell you anything?

06:31Mickey?

06:32You must be joking.

06:34I'm the last person he tells anything to.

06:36Well, why'd you stand for it?

06:38Have you done your mind now?

06:40Don't ask.

06:41Mickey's Mickey.

06:42You have to accept him for the way he is.

06:44Love, I suppose.

06:46He's soft in the head, you.

06:48You think a lot of him, despite all the fun you put on.

06:52Ah, he's all right.

06:54I can take him or leave him.

06:56Yeah.

06:57Go ahead, give us another pint, you big softy.

07:03He's been talking to old Donny.

07:05He got turned over yesterday.

07:07I thought he looked a bit down in the mouth like.

07:10Yeah, he's not the only one.

07:12Oh, yeah?

07:13Ah, Dolly, Al forcément smarty-pats.

07:17Woah.

07:17Ha-ha-ha-ha.

07:19Ha-ha-ha-ha.

07:21Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

07:22That flies on our Dolly.

07:23Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha.

07:52Watch it, doll.

07:55Oi.

07:56Who's the mug this time?

07:58Your new waiter friend over there.

08:01Oh, dear.

08:02Might that suss.

08:02Hey, good luck to you, girl.

08:05About time, innit?

08:06You shut up moaning.

08:07You've got more complaint than a packet of aspirin.

08:09What's this?

08:10Scotch mist.

08:11What's it look like?

08:12Don't try and fool me.

08:13This is beer.

08:13What are you doing serving in beer?

08:15Listen, what have I told you about drinking before a big game?

08:17Oh, here we go.

08:18Nag, nag, nag, nag.

08:19Hello, Tina, love.

08:20Give us a kiss, Tina, love.

08:22Would you like a drink, Tina?

08:22Morris, I've told you once, don't booze it up before a minute.

08:25Listen, pal.

08:26I'll drink what I like.

08:28When I like.

08:28And if you call me Morris one more time.

08:30All right, stay cool.

08:31Er, sorry to butt in, lads.

08:34But before Sir gets too involved,

08:37if Sir would care to step down the bar,

08:39Sir can pick up his telephone messages.

08:41Yeah, thank you, Miss Pennyweather.

08:42I'll be there in a gif.

08:43Let me go and suss Ron out,

08:44and then we'll talk, okay?

08:45But leave the booze out.

08:49Lemonade, sir?

08:53Right.

08:54Bobby Weeks, he rang.

08:56Says he'll see her tonight at the venue.

08:58Yeah.

08:58Manny Stern rang just before you came in.

09:01Yeah.

09:01He says he'll take the lot if they're all as good as the sample.

09:04That is terrific.

09:05Yeah.

09:0535 is not 40.

09:07He's out of the evening, I'm kidding.

09:09You know what?

09:09I'm just telling you what the man said.

09:11Yeah.

09:12I hope you ain't involving me in anything iffy, Mickey.

09:15Right.

09:16Would I do that?

09:18It's a bit of buying and selling.

09:19It's as good as gold.

09:20Yeah, all right, son.

09:22Listen, you've got my 1,200, Andy, mate.

09:23I don't need running money.

09:25Yeah.

09:25It's in the safe out of the bag.

09:26Right.

09:27I miss none of my business,

09:28but ain't that the lump you owe, Brindley?

09:31Yeah.

09:32Look, don't worry.

09:33I need it.

09:34I've got Mo in a biggie.

09:36Besides, the faces involved can't wait.

09:37I've got to close the deal down tonight.

09:40OK.

09:41Oh, it sure does, son.

09:43Of course it is, Ron.

09:45Of course it is.

09:47Mickey, my son, you are off and running.

09:53Two halves.

09:54It's not exactly a party, is it?

09:56I've told you.

09:57Drinking snooker is like drinking and driving.

09:59It's bad news.

10:01Oh, and while I think about it,

10:02I might have to shoot off for a bit,

10:04but I'll pass it.

10:04I won't you leave things alone, Maurice!

10:06Oh, God, I just want some music, though.

10:07I'll give you music in a minute.

10:09You'll have bells in your ears.

10:10Yeah?

10:11You and whose army?

10:12Are you listening to me?

10:13I said I might have to shoot off for a bit.

10:14Yes, I heard.

10:15So pig in water.

10:16Maurice, please.

10:17I swear you've got a mouth like a billet.

10:18Don't call me Maurice, pal.

10:20Right you are, pal.

10:30What's the matter with you, you crank?

10:33You're like your trolley.

10:35Oh, we tickled your fancy then, haven't we?

10:36Eh, you wally?

10:37It's just cracked me up sometimes.

10:39Look, be serious a minute, please.

10:41Just be serious, OK?

10:44Would you pack it in?

10:45You'll be all right?

10:46Yes.

10:48You sure?

10:48Yes.

10:50Look, I don't need you to on my hand, do I?

10:53Oh, here we go again.

11:24Well, here we go again.

11:25We go again.

11:29Oh, sorry about the delay, Mr Stone.

11:31I must have had a bit of trouble finding the gaff, the place.

11:34No problem, Bob.

11:35Eddie's still putting his face on.

11:37Eh? Oh, yeah, yeah, of course.

11:40Yeah, well, anyway, they'll be here soon.

11:42I telephoned just now, and they said they'd left 20 minutes ago.

11:44They're on their way, all right?

11:45So relax. Half hour either way makes no difference, son.

11:49Yeah, yeah, of course, yeah.

11:51Tell me, Bob, this kid, is he as good as I hear?

11:54Well, yeah, it's a fair play, Mr Stone.

11:57Well, I'm not going to fix up a game with your man with a wally, am I?

12:00No, no, of course not.

12:01I like to watch good snooker.

12:03I think the money side of things is just, well, an added bit of fun.

12:07Oh, yeah, yeah, of course.

12:10Oh, do this tie-up, for gall's sakes. Look at you.

12:13Knock it off. You should have stuck to pump bands, you know that, don't you?

12:17There you are. I've been worried about you, mate.

12:19Sorry about that, Bob. A few last-minute business details, you know.

12:22Oh, yes, yeah. You all right, Moe?

12:23Yeah, no problem.

12:24Right, then.

12:32Mickey, this is Mr Stone.

12:34Nice to meet you, Mr Stone.

12:35Likewise, son.

12:36And this...

12:38This is Moe.

12:40Pleased to meet you, son. Heard good things about your game.

12:42Where's the table?

12:44A bit keen, anyhow, Moe.

12:45I can see that. I'll tell you what, Bob.

12:47You take Moe through to the hall. I'm sure he'll want to warm up.

12:50Meanwhile, I'll take Mickey into the bar.

12:51We can have a chat.

12:52Is that all right?

12:53Yeah, good idea.

12:53This way, Moe.

12:56Well, then, Mickey.

12:57Shall we?

12:59Lead on, Mr Stone. Lead on.

13:01Please.

13:02Hold me leg.

13:05Bobby tells me you were in the musical with me.

13:32It's good here, isn't it?

13:33Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,

13:37hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,

13:42hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,

13:48hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

14:13Very nice place, then.

14:15Yeah, I like the thing, sir.

14:21Oh, yeah.

14:23Very nice indeed, son.

14:25Right there, Mickey, tell me, how come you leave the music world and get in to snooker?

14:30Long story, Len.

14:31But at the end of the day, management is management, eh?

14:34Are you all, Len, cleaned up at Bobby's place?

14:37Yeah, well, he got a bit of lucky on a night, a bit of form, you know, it goes.

14:41Word also has it, he knocked the tabs off a big brin as well.

14:45News travels fast, as they say.

14:46Well, the private scene ain't that big ol' son.

14:49I mean, a new face comes to the front and, well, word's bound to get about.

14:53Especially if said face is a bit warm.

14:55So, how much did you take him for, if you don't mind me asking?

14:58Len, I'm surprised.

15:00You know, being so well in the know, you don't know we took brim for buttons.

15:03As it happens, Mo took a 50 off him, that was it.

15:06A 50?

15:07And a bit of time, wasn't it?

15:09Like I said, Uncle, you're well in the know, aren't you?

15:12Oh, son, don't climb out of your cot.

15:14I make it my business to know the SP on all my opponents.

15:18So you're in the brim for a lump.

15:21Well, I don't give them money, just as long as you can pay the entrance fee tonight.

15:24I wouldn't be here if I couldn't, would I?

15:28Tripp it.

15:30So, 500 sovs on a 19 frame, and the first man out of 10 goes on the very happy champ.

15:36Uncle?

15:37You got it.

15:39Bobby holds a stake and refs.

15:42For sure.

16:22Right then, gentlemen.

16:23Just a few more minutes to let our friends get settled, and we'll begin.

16:27Yes?

16:36Morris, please.

16:40How are you feeling?

16:41All right?

16:41Yeah, Custy.

16:42Who's the mob?

16:43Oh, I don't know.

16:44Pals are Lens.

16:45I can at them if you're bothered.

16:46No, I'm not bothered.

16:47So long as they're quiet and still.

16:49How's the betting going?

16:50Why?

16:51You worried?

16:51No, not at all.

16:53Like Little Raven, isn't he?

16:54Certainly is, darling.

16:55Looks the part, doesn't he?

16:56No, no.

16:57So long as they're quiet and still.

16:57So what's the score?

16:59500 on a 19 frame.

17:01You'll walk this.

17:03Yeah, but once you pay Brinley back, we haven't got that kind of money, have we?

17:06That's my worry.

17:08You do your bit on there.

17:09I'll worry about Big Brin, okay?

17:11Well, it's your legs, mate.

17:12You do this geezer tonight, Morris, and we're well in front.

17:16Besides, I've got myself a nice little learner for tonight as well.

17:19We'll have ourselves a nice little roll, then we can really get cracking, eh?

17:22Hey, talking of rolls, I'm starving.

17:25I don't believe you.

17:26Here we go again.

17:27Right, then.

17:28When you're ready, gentlemen, please.

17:32Hey.

17:33Do you reckon I shake his hand or kissy?

17:35If you're that hungry, eat it.

17:43The thing is, mate, I had this horrible feeling as soon as these geezer first come in now, aren't they?

17:47I do.

17:49It's not much consolation, I know, but you're not the only one.

17:53Donnie got done over as well.

17:56What?

17:57Donnie the paint?

17:57Yeah.

17:58He was in earlier.

18:00Same stroke.

18:01But with him, like, it was paint.

18:03A bright pair of wallies.

18:05I'd have thought me and Don were the last two people to be taken on this patch.

18:09Yeah, I know.

18:10Just goes to show though, eh?

18:13Don't it just, eh?

18:15Might fly a little far.

18:19Bastards.

18:22Oh, well.

18:26I'll see you later, my son.

18:28I'll go and pick the old woman up, won't I?

18:29Yeah, see you, Joe.

18:30Take care.

18:31I'll see you, Ron.

18:31Cheers.

18:38What are you shaking your head at?

18:40Oh, Joe there.

18:42It's been done up like a kipper by a right fly little firm.

18:45You know, the same ones as Donnie.

18:46I wouldn't have thought they was the type.

18:48No, nor did they, but that's why they got caught.

18:51They're talking of fly boys.

18:53I wonder how our pair are getting on.

18:54Moe and Mickey, they're not fly boys, Ron.

18:57Oh, no, no.

18:58Of course, no.

18:59Well, maybe just a little, eh?

19:0712.

19:1013.

19:13Eddie, 13.

19:17Got a light, please, Len.

19:20Mo, 49.

19:21Eddie, 26.

19:31One.

19:48Eight.

19:56Nine.

19:57Nine.

20:18It's 15.

20:2416.

20:4021.

20:4122.

20:4121.

20:4821.

20:5022.

20:5122.

20:5323.

20:5422.

20:5523.

21:1126.

21:1830.

21:1930...

21:2735...

21:3041.

21:44Frame to Mo. Mo leads, three frames to one.

21:48There'll now be a 15-minute recess. Thank you, gentlemen.

21:57Well, your lead's very quick.

21:58That's a nice ball.

22:00Yeah, he's not bad.

22:01He's a bit off form at the moment.

22:04Still, I expect he'll do better in the next session.

22:16Very well played, son. Very well played.

22:18But you should have been 4-0 up now, not 3-1.

22:21Yeah?

22:21Yeah.

22:21Maurice, you've got this habit of losing the first frame.

22:24You know what I mean?

22:25Help me stop the rock, Mickey.

22:26Look, all you've got...

22:27Maurice, you want to wind up?

22:29Oh, well played, Mo. Great.

22:31Look, I've got to shoot off for a bit, but I won't be long, OK?

22:33Pity.

22:34Bob?

22:34Yeah?

22:35Keep him off the booze, right?

22:36Yeah, all right. Don't worry, Mickey, my son.

22:38Yeah, don't worry, Mickey, my son.

22:52The kid's too good, Eddie.

22:54Look, he's just having a little run.

22:56Look, I can beat him, Lenny.

22:57Oh, don't kid yourself, Eddie, son.

22:59The boy's too good.

23:00His game's far too aggressive for you, me old China.

23:03Look, Lenny, I'm telling you, I can beat the little sod.

23:07Of course you can, Eddie.

23:09I'm just going to give you a little back-up.

23:13Don't we, Nancy, my love?

23:15Whatever you say, darling.

23:31Nice, sir, isn't it, Mo?

23:32Yeah, it's all right.

23:34Tell you what, though, I'm starving hungry.

23:36Good evening, sirs. What can I get you?

23:39Oh, hello, love.

23:40Get me into trouble, if you like.

23:42What would you like to drink?

23:44Oh, er...

23:45Oh, I'll have a scotch and dry.

23:47I don't know, er...

23:48Half a bitter.

23:50And a plate of sarnies about that big.

23:54Very good, sirs.

23:57Did you get a load of that?

23:59Didn't I just?

24:00Can I get you anything, the lady asked?

24:03I just realised, you ordered half a bitter.

24:06Don't you start.

24:16Hello?

24:18Hello, Stitch?

24:19Yeah, hello, son.

24:21How you keeping, all right?

24:23Yeah, fine.

24:25I'm all right, mate, I'm all right.

24:26Listen, er...

24:27I've got a nice little number for you if you're interested.

24:31What, it's tonight?

24:32Yeah, it shouldn't take long.

24:35Yeah?

24:36there's a cockle in it for you good lad listen be outside your flat in 10 minutes stitch

24:44yeah yeah 10 minutes all right son see ya right bye

25:04are they for our guests over there bell yes mr stone uh the bees for the young one and he's

25:09asked for a

25:09plate of sandwiches okay love look leave the drinks to nancy you go and get the food okay a large

25:15vodka

25:15please i'll leave it to you then my love

25:25thank you really great venues line up for you momo my son some really tasty gaps i prefer the oils

25:34myself it's more atmosphere isn't it yeah there's more wedge on a private scene ain't there oh dear

25:43oh dear you look at this dear me here hold up here she's coming this way come anywhere she wants

25:52as

25:52long as it's over here

26:05your drinks i think mr wheat's mr stone would like a word if you don't mind

26:13mr weeks oh yeah yeah sure in his office mr weeks bob on your bike oh yeah yeah

26:28in his office yeah right mr weeks yeah your scotch and drive

26:38oh yeah top well then this one must be yours

26:57you certainly know how to play snooker don't you darling well yeah i suppose yeah you're very modest

27:04i've been watching you play is that right oh yes you're really very good

27:12i just love sleeping i play a fair game myself

27:56i've been watching all the crumpet go by

28:00i've been watching all the crumpet go by

28:05yeah forgotten you're a bit of a ladies man son i have me moments mick know what i mean

28:13yeah sure listen all you gotta do is make sure they don't pull any strokes right strokes yeah

28:22you and i should give them some welly mick

28:24only if i say so stitch shouldn't be any aggro son but you're here just in case okay then i

28:31give them

28:31some stick hey mick yeah stitch

28:36then you can give them some stick

28:39thank you bell i'll take you okay vodka

28:48thank you thanks

29:11well

29:13where were we um probably talking about snooker oh yeah that's right

29:20must be such an exciting sort of life morris i mean all that traveling i bet you've got a lady

29:26in

29:27every town yeah we get around like oh yeah there's birds everywhere you know what i mean well i know

29:32i

29:33i can tell you've got a way with the ladies haven't you

29:35yes

29:38no

29:39no

29:41no

29:42no

30:04yeah

30:06Very nice, Uncle. Very nice. They're all good.

30:10Well, I told you, man. It's all good gear.

30:13Yeah, man, right.

30:15Well, gotta be sure. Know what I mean?

30:20Stitch, please.

30:24Don't worry, lad. He's here just to make sure things are all legal and above board, you know.

30:28Just in case you two's had any silly ideas, you know what I mean?

30:32Hey, man. Everything is cool.

30:34Yeah, man. No hassles at all.

30:37Well, man. Terrific.

30:42Oh, yeah.

30:48500. As agreed.

30:53Well, go ahead, lads. Count it.

31:04C You By the earth.

31:07Order, K send me the곳 of two and two.

31:08So, an o-oh-oh.

31:20Whatever you want.

31:20Uh-oh.

31:31Yeah, it's about...

31:32You know, it's about to roam the world.

31:33Yeah, they're not so much.

31:33Yeah, you're very good.

31:33So, yes, to you.

31:34.

31:44.

31:46.

31:57Bow stroke.

31:59Four to Eddie.

31:59.

32:00.

32:05.

32:06.

32:10.

32:11.

32:12.

32:13.

32:14.

32:15.

32:15Thanks, mate. Don't forget, if you need us again, give us a read.

32:20Yeah, sure. See you, pal.

32:48Oh, yeah. Very nice, son. Very nice. Well, it'll do, I suppose.

33:11You and...

33:14Eddie leads, six games to three. Tenth frame, Eddie to break.

33:43Of course they are, Manny.

33:45Manny, I've told you. They're all good.

33:49Do what? Manny, would I wet up your leg?

33:53Eh? Well, then. Right. You have the pot be ready tomorrow morning, son. Right.

33:59All right.

34:29Oi! Where's your game?

34:31Just going out, were we, sir?

34:34Er...

34:34As it happens, yeah.

34:37Why? Who are you?

34:38Detective Inspector Harrison, sir.

34:40And this is Detective Sergeant Mayes. May we come in?

34:43Hang on a minute. Where's your game?

34:46On our own, are we, sir?

34:47Yeah, as it happens, Uncle. Yeah.

34:50Well, well, well.

34:52What have we got here, then?

34:54Part of me stock, see?

34:56Er, I run a stall down the lane.

34:59I can't trust me lock-up, so I thought I'd drop me and boot me car.

35:02You know, so many tea leaves about.

35:04You can say that again, old son.

35:09Very nice gear, son.

35:11Yeah, well.

35:12Only deal in good gear.

35:13You know, it's always best, I reckon.

35:14What do you take me for, eh, son?

35:16You think I'm some old wooden top or something?

35:18Sergeant!

35:19Get in here!

35:20Yes, Gav?

35:21Sergeant.

35:22Tell this Wally what the score is, will you?

35:25Yes, Gav.

35:26Right then, pal.

35:28First off, we know where these coats came from.

35:30They're bent, old son.

35:32Second, we've been following the two coons nigh on all day.

35:36Yeah.

35:37Shh!

35:37But hold on, it gets worse.

35:40We just nicked them downstairs.

35:41You, my son, are on to a nicking.

35:44Bang two on a receiving.

35:49Twenty-seven.

35:54Frame to Eddie.

35:55There'll now be a 15-minute recess, gentlemen.

36:26What's that look now, Gav?

36:29Very good, Sarge.

36:31Get it down, then.

36:32I'll bring Chummy.

36:33OK, Gav.

36:36All right, then, sunshine.

36:38Shall we?

36:39Look, do us a favour, Uncle.

36:40Let me make a call first, eh?

36:44Can do that from the nick.

36:47Oh, terrific.

36:49Thanks for nothing.

36:51Now, now, son.

36:53I shouldn't get lippy.

36:54One little word from me and you'll be up on offer for a resisting charge as well.

36:58Know what I mean?

36:59Oh, I know what you mean.

37:00Well, I'll go to Burton's when your local CID can fit you better.

37:03Oh, very good, son.

37:05Very witty, that.

37:06Boy, that's me all over, isn't it, eh?

37:08Laugh a minute, mate.

37:10I tell you what you are, son.

37:13You are a pain in the bum.

37:15All you mean to me is a load more paperwork.

37:21Oh, yeah?

37:22Yeah.

37:26Now, the two Lukos, they're a different proposition.

37:30Know what I mean?

37:31They are due for a stroll up the Swanee.

37:39A lot more paperwork, may Gav.

37:42I hate paperwork.

37:44Very dull.

37:46Not what I joined the force for.

37:54All I've got in the world is a tour, Gav.

37:59You are in a bad way, me old son.

38:04I think you and I should have a little talk.

38:17Oh.

38:23Oh, you bastard.

38:27Unlucky.

38:32Aye.

38:33See you there, eh?

38:34I was robbed.

38:36Foul stroke.

38:37Four to Eddie.

38:38Foul stroke.

38:39Four to Eddie.

38:43Hey, where's my bird gone?

38:46Eh?

38:47Where is she?

38:48All right.

38:48Keep it down, Mo.

38:49You're disturbing Eddie's shot.

38:51All right.

38:52Look, I'm sorry.

38:54Look, just sit down.

38:57Sit tight, all right?

38:59You're a mucket, Bob.

39:01Are you a good skim, Bob?

39:02Yeah.

39:03Oh, yeah, I know.

39:19What?

39:32Eight.

39:44I'll be one sec, please.

39:46Well, Bobbie?

39:47My pot, I think.

39:48Yeah.

39:49Right load of dirtbags we are, aren't we?

39:51Oh, you've got your fee.

39:53I can't help if the kid can't hold his booze.

40:09Sorry I'm late, Bob.

40:10Had a bit of trouble, you know.

40:12I'm...

40:12What's up, Bob?

40:14Sorry, Mickey, mate.

40:15Better go and have a word with Mo.

40:17Bob?

40:20Bob?

40:23Oh, no, I don't believe this.

40:32This ain't happening.

40:32Oh, God.

40:36Oh, God.

40:38Oh, God.

40:38Red hole.

40:40Oh, God.

40:42I'm sick.

40:45Oh, I'll give you feel sick in a minute, you stupid little git.

40:50You yob.

40:51You good-for-nothing little yob.

40:53You've lost, haven't you, eh?

40:54Lost the game, ain't you?

40:56Eh?

40:56The dough.

40:57The game.

40:57It's all gone, ain't it?

40:58Eh?

41:14Mickey.

41:15Oh, Mo, mate.

41:17Where are you?

41:18Mickey.

41:19Where did you go?

41:20Hey.

41:22Where are you?

41:24Hey.

41:25Where are you?

41:26Hey.

41:28Where are you?

41:28I'm sorry, mate.

41:29Come on, Sonny.

41:31Oh.

41:33I'm nearly sorry.

41:34Come on.

41:35Let's get you home, Sonny.

41:36Come on.

41:36Let's get you home.

41:37Come on.

41:37Let me come.

41:38Come on.

41:39Come on.

41:39He gives me stick.

41:40Yeah.

41:40I'll whack him.

41:42I'll bat him.

41:43Come on, kid.

41:44Let's get you home.

41:45Officer Daisy.

41:46Come on.

41:47Here's the crown man.

41:50Oh, mind the cup.

41:52Oh, thanks a million, Morris.

41:55Thanks very much.

41:56Just about made my day there, son.

42:13Who's a lucky girl?

42:17What a cock, are they?

42:18Yes.

42:19Yes.

42:20Yes.

42:21Yes.

42:22So what now?

42:25I don't know.

42:26Do I?

42:28Hit the oars, I suppose.

42:30A few quid to be had there.

42:32Oh, when I think about it.

42:34Look, I'm sorry.

42:35No.

42:35It weren't your fault, mate.

42:37You wouldn't have known.

42:37I just shouldn't have left you.

42:39Had I been there, I would have sussed out fancy Nancy.

42:43Oh.

42:45Oh, she was lovely, yeah.

42:48I mean, I should have known she was spiking me hell, though.

42:50It's an old trick, that Morris.

42:52You're just not wise yet, son.

42:53Not street wise.

42:54What are you talking about?

42:56If I'd have been there, it wouldn't have happened.

42:59See?

43:00I know the scene, see?

43:01You're just not street wise.

43:03What, like you are, I suppose?

43:04Yeah.

43:04Right.

43:06I'm street wise.

43:07Know the scene, see?

43:10London's answer to Davy Crocker.

43:13Look, Morris, it's like a jungle out there.

43:15It's full of con men, toe rags, stroke pullers, and they will do you.

43:20Now, don't bother me, cos I'm wise to them, see?

43:23I mean, it's not your fault you don't know a lolly up when you see one.

43:25Oh, come on.

43:25Do us a favour.

43:26Take last night.

43:27I could have ended up on the wrong end of a nicking.

43:30You've got to be very careful how you do a bung up to the old bill.

43:33You get done for attempted bribery, you know what I mean?

43:35Well, you say so, Uncle Mickey.

43:37Am I right?

43:37You see...

43:38Look.

43:38See this geezer?

43:40One Ron's talking to.

43:41Yeah?

43:42Bound to a penny's the old bill.

43:43I like it.

43:44Ron?

43:45Old Bill?

43:47Well, yeah.

43:49As soon as Harry's been a desk sergeant at the local nick for the house team...

43:52Ron, that's not the point.

43:53It's not the point I'm making.

43:54What I'm trying to say, Morris, is that you're just not streetwise yet.

43:58They're talking about streetwise.

44:00Old Sarge was telling me.

44:01They captured that little con firm last night.

44:03Well, it was a million, weren't it?

44:04You only get away with it for so long, see?

44:07And you know what they was doing?

44:08Hey, you've got to admire her front sometimes.

44:10You really have.

44:11Oh, what?

44:12They get this punter interested in some gear, see?

44:15Yeah, yeah.

44:15Punter, he's the mug.

44:16He's the mug, see?

44:17I know.

44:19Yeah, well, as I was saying, they get this punter to buy some bank gear, see?

44:23They deliver it to the punter's calf.

44:25Yeah.

44:26Get weighed out and then leave.

44:29Ten minutes later, two more will show up.

44:32Making out their coppers.

44:34Coppers.

44:35And nick all the gear back.

44:42What's so funny?

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