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First broadcast 10th April 2025.
Robert Daly is dead, but now the crew of the USS Callister - led by Captain Nanette Cole - are stranded in an infinite virtual universe.
Cristin Milioti - Nanette Cole
Jimmi Simpson - Walton
Billy Magnussen - Karl
Osy Ikhile - Nate Packer
Milanka Brooks - Elena Tulaska
Paul G. Raymond - Kabir Dudani
Jesse Plemons - Robert Daly
Gwion Glyn - Mohawk
Hélder Fernandes - Space Cowboy (as Helder Fernandes)
Ebenezer Gyau - Ninja
Bilal Hasna - Kris El Masry
Iolanthe - Pixie Bunkin
Rita Estevanovich - Doctor Garcia
Paapa Essiedu - Gaap
Daniel Middleton - DanTDM
Edward Pishiyski - Walton Clone
Thomas Simons - TommyInnit
Anjana Vasan - Nida Huq
Robert Daly is dead, but now the crew of the USS Callister - led by Captain Nanette Cole - are stranded in an infinite virtual universe.
Cristin Milioti - Nanette Cole
Jimmi Simpson - Walton
Billy Magnussen - Karl
Osy Ikhile - Nate Packer
Milanka Brooks - Elena Tulaska
Paul G. Raymond - Kabir Dudani
Jesse Plemons - Robert Daly
Gwion Glyn - Mohawk
Hélder Fernandes - Space Cowboy (as Helder Fernandes)
Ebenezer Gyau - Ninja
Bilal Hasna - Kris El Masry
Iolanthe - Pixie Bunkin
Rita Estevanovich - Doctor Garcia
Paapa Essiedu - Gaap
Daniel Middleton - DanTDM
Edward Pishiyski - Walton Clone
Thomas Simons - TommyInnit
Anjana Vasan - Nida Huq
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TVTranscript
00:00:01Play Infinity, the most immersive video game in history.
00:00:07Hi, I'm Nanette, Nanette Cole. You're Robert Daly, right?
00:00:13Right.
00:00:13I just wanted to pass on my admiration to the person who actually designed Infinity.
00:00:20Just some beautiful code.
00:00:24Oh, are you okay, man?
00:00:26Ooh, vintage.
00:00:28Yes, Space Fleet.
00:00:30Wow.
00:00:30It's a TV show.
00:00:32Aboard the spaceship USS Callister, okay?
00:00:36Don't be too nice to him because he gets a bit scary.
00:00:39Thanks for that.
00:00:46Where am I?
00:00:48You're on board Robert Daly's ship.
00:00:50The USS Callister. We are its loyal space crew and now apparently, so are you.
00:00:54Daly's created an identical digital version of you.
00:00:57Of all of us.
00:00:58From your DNA, he'll have harvested it somehow.
00:01:02He put you inside his computer and bam, a copy of you.
00:01:06A digital clone.
00:01:15You're not just disgraceful, you're disgusting, all of you.
00:01:18Yes, Captain.
00:01:19Of course, Captain.
00:01:20The wormhole, that is, the Christmas update patch pre-installing itself.
00:01:25What if we fly into the wormhole?
00:01:27We'd be free.
00:01:29Computer, where's the USS Callister?
00:01:31On course.
00:01:32On course for where?
00:01:33The update war attacks.
00:01:34Sons of bitches!
00:01:36Fuck you to death.
00:01:48Come on, come on!
00:01:54We're not on Daly's computer anymore.
00:01:56We're in the cloud.
00:01:58Where is Daly?
00:01:59It's the game!
00:02:00It's the fucking game!
00:02:03It's the fucking game!
00:02:04It's the fucking game!
00:02:05So what do we do now?
00:02:06We've got an infinite procedurally generated universe at our disposal.
00:02:10Holy heck!
00:02:18Lieutenant Cole, welcome aboard.
00:02:21Crew, we have a new member of the team, science officer Nanette Cole.
00:02:26Please, take your post.
00:02:28No.
00:02:28I am your captain, an order is an order.
00:02:30Then go fuck yourself.
00:02:34Oh dear, you can't see, you can't breathe.
00:02:39I can keep you like this forever if I feel like it.
00:02:43Forever gasping for a breath of the mouth that isn't there.
00:02:57Captain?
00:02:59Captain?
00:03:00Captain, are you there?
00:03:02Yeah.
00:03:03We need you on the bridge.
00:03:04Looks like we got a good target.
00:03:06Okay, I'll be right there.
00:03:07Okay.
00:03:15Jesus Christ.
00:03:56I'm not into football, fam.
00:03:59Bro, especially Welsh football.
00:04:02You get me?
00:04:03Well, it was mental though.
00:04:04They were 2-0 down.
00:04:06Properly not into it, bruv.
00:04:08Bro, where's your boy coming, man?
00:04:10It's gonna eat.
00:04:10I wanna get the mission started.
00:04:11Morris said he'll join when he's had his lasagna.
00:04:13Aww.
00:04:16Yo.
00:04:16Someone's coming.
00:04:18That'll be your mate.
00:04:20Here we go.
00:04:22He hasn't joined the party.
00:04:29Caves in the air.
00:04:30Drop your weapons.
00:04:31We don't want trouble.
00:04:33We just want your credits.
00:04:34Who are you?
00:04:36Why don't you have player tags?
00:04:37Even if you're Morris?
00:04:39Give us your credit sticks now.
00:04:41They're not Morris.
00:04:43She said credits now.
00:04:44Okay.
00:04:45Everyone has player tags.
00:04:47Tarkov.
00:04:48Hey, what the hell?
00:04:50Come on.
00:04:50We said credits now.
00:04:53Okay, okay, okay.
00:04:55Okay, okay.
00:04:55Hand him over.
00:04:56Nice and slow.
00:04:57Well, hardly the spirit of the game.
00:04:59It's not a game for us.
00:05:03What does that mean?
00:05:17Whoa, whoa, you're bleeding.
00:05:19There's never any blood in this game.
00:05:21Just give her the goddamn credits, man.
00:05:23No, seriously.
00:05:23That's blood.
00:05:26Credits now.
00:05:28I'm reporting this.
00:05:30Whatever you're doing, you'll get banned.
00:05:32Both of you bloody bottom holes.
00:05:35Who are you reporting?
00:05:37No player tags.
00:05:38No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:05:47Bollocks.
00:05:48Language, Jonathan.
00:05:50Sorry, ma'am.
00:06:02Judani, port us back.
00:06:03Teleporting.
00:06:06How'd it go down there?
00:06:07Uh, things got a little spicy.
00:06:09You got into combat shit?
00:06:10If I was there, I would've popped them.
00:06:11Bop, bop.
00:06:12Gangsta style.
00:06:13Your hand.
00:06:14What happened?
00:06:15Oh, I missed a nipple.
00:06:15It's fine.
00:06:16The important thing is,
00:06:18we got a lot more money.
00:06:20We've got a whole lot...
00:06:2534 credits.
00:06:26I won't buy much fuel.
00:06:27And we're almost out of ammo.
00:06:28They're monetizing the shit out of this game.
00:06:30Everything costs double.
00:06:31Cost of existing crisis.
00:06:32If I was there, I could've squeezed more out of them.
00:06:34That was all they had.
00:06:35Guys, guys, guys, guys.
00:06:36Hey, hey.
00:06:37This is not what we wanted,
00:06:38but this is enough to keep us going for a few more days,
00:06:40right, Kabir?
00:06:41Right.
00:06:42Yeah, right.
00:06:42Okay.
00:06:43So, I think we focus on that,
00:06:44and we keep going,
00:06:46and next time,
00:06:47we will get more.
00:06:49And, uh, yeah.
00:06:51You want me to bandage a tit?
00:06:53Well, no.
00:06:53Just a scratch.
00:06:54I'm gonna patch it up in my room.
00:06:56And, uh,
00:06:57we're just gonna take a quick five,
00:06:59and then we will pop course for our next hit.
00:07:01Aye-aye, Captain.
00:07:02Aye-aye, Captain.
00:07:04How does one bandage a tit?
00:07:09Hey.
00:07:10Hey.
00:07:11What is with that next time it's a charm bullshit?
00:07:13We almost died.
00:07:14But we didn't.
00:07:15Yeah, but it's getting worse every day.
00:07:16We are outnumbered.
00:07:17Outgunned.
00:07:18Yeah, I know that.
00:07:18So, what is the plan?
00:07:19We're just gonna keep robbing folks,
00:07:21running around like rats, trying to survive?
00:07:22Well, we're not gonna survive without credits.
00:07:23Nanette, at this point,
00:07:24we'll be lucky if we survive at all.
00:07:26Do you think that I'm somehow magically unaware of that?
00:07:28That's not what I'm trying to say.
00:07:29Shania was blasted apart right in front of me.
00:07:31What, four weeks ago?
00:07:33And I don't know about you,
00:07:34but I can still smell her fucking blood.
00:07:36Losing her was hard on all of us.
00:07:38Okay?
00:07:38I have tried to find another solution,
00:07:40and I can't.
00:07:41And I run our odds in my head every minute of every day.
00:07:44It's 30 million players versus the five of us.
00:07:46We are fucked.
00:07:48We are gonna die.
00:07:49Is that what you want me to tell everyone?
00:07:52Look, I'm just trying to say,
00:07:54giving the crew a false sense of hope
00:07:56isn't a great idea, Captain.
00:08:01Well, I didn't ask for the job.
00:08:04If I could hit a button
00:08:05and go back to my old life, I would.
00:08:08But wouldn't we all?
00:08:20Thirteenth floor.
00:08:21Welcome to Callister.
00:08:36Elena, can I...
00:08:45It's your fault, it's dead.
00:08:48What?
00:08:49It's dead and it's your fault.
00:08:50No, what happened if Robert Daly is not...
00:08:53Your pass is dead because you did not renew.
00:08:57My pass?
00:08:58You must renew each month.
00:09:02Um...
00:09:03Can I get a temporary one?
00:09:08Sorry, I've had a lot on my mind.
00:09:12What's the... what's that?
00:09:14Memorial to Mr. Daly.
00:09:16He's been dead for months.
00:09:18Why now?
00:09:20Mr. Walton put there this morning
00:09:21to impress journalist.
00:09:24What journalist?
00:09:25From New York Times.
00:09:26He will be here soon.
00:09:29You want pass or no?
00:09:35You're welcome.
00:09:48Hey, I'm doing a coffee run.
00:09:49Do you want anything?
00:09:50Um...
00:09:51No, I'm okay, thank you.
00:09:52You sure?
00:09:55Oh, you okay?
00:09:57Yeah.
00:09:57You good? Need a hand?
00:09:58No, I'm okay, thank you, Carl.
00:09:59Here's one anyway.
00:10:02Thank you, Carl.
00:10:04Anytime. Here to help.
00:10:05Mm-hmm.
00:10:37Uh, Mr. Walton?
00:10:38Uh, I heard no knocking.
00:10:40Kabir, was there knocking?
00:10:41Can't be a knock.
00:10:42It's important.
00:10:43I'm very, very busy right now,
00:10:45so can I please ignore you later?
00:10:47We got a load more complaints
00:10:48about those anonymous in-game robberies.
00:10:50Players are pissed.
00:10:51They're getting shot.
00:10:52They're losing money.
00:10:53It's a video game,
00:10:54and shit does happen in those.
00:10:55And whoever's doing this,
00:10:56they don't have player tags.
00:10:58So what?
00:10:58So that's not possible.
00:11:01Wait, no player tags means...
00:11:03no subscription to you, right?
00:11:04Right.
00:11:06Way to bury the fucking lead, Kabir.
00:11:08How many freeloading fucks
00:11:09are we talking about here?
00:11:10Right now?
00:11:10Mm-hmm.
00:11:11Two.
00:11:12Two?
00:11:13As far as I can tell, yeah.
00:11:16Come on, man.
00:11:17The money's not the point.
00:11:18It should not be possible.
00:11:19This is serious.
00:11:20Your guest is here.
00:11:21Well, please send him in.
00:11:24Sir?
00:11:24Thank you for sharing this information,
00:11:26but I have actual boss shit to do,
00:11:28so could you please, you know,
00:11:29kind of, I don't know, fuck away.
00:11:34Okay.
00:11:46Hey, do you want a coffee?
00:11:47No, Nate.
00:11:57Okay.
00:11:58Just like you practiced.
00:11:59Come on.
00:12:00Uh, Mr. Walton?
00:12:03Oh.
00:12:03How's my breath?
00:12:04Uh, Minty.
00:12:06Right.
00:12:07So, look, I've been thinking.
00:12:10I've been an intern here for, like, 18 months now,
00:12:12and I was thinking maybe it's time I took on
00:12:15more, uh, responsibilities,
00:12:19and I was...
00:12:21wondering how you might feel about this.
00:12:23Yeah?
00:12:23I would love a soy-skim latte.
00:12:25Oh.
00:12:25No sugar.
00:12:27Uh...
00:12:27Hey.
00:12:27Hey.
00:12:28Chris L. Mustry.
00:12:29New York Times.
00:12:30Of course.
00:12:30James Walton.
00:12:31Capitalist asshole.
00:12:33Dude, what can I get you?
00:12:34Coffee?
00:12:35Tea?
00:12:36Uh...
00:12:36No.
00:12:37No, no, no.
00:12:37Okay.
00:12:39Come on.
00:12:45No, is this gonna go in the tech section?
00:12:48Or culture?
00:12:49Because...
00:12:50I vote for culture.
00:12:51Uh, no.
00:12:52Most likely news.
00:12:53Oh, fuck.
00:12:53Shit, that's great.
00:12:54Great.
00:12:55I love that.
00:12:56You have the best news coverage.
00:12:57I've always said that.
00:12:57Really?
00:12:58Yeah, yeah.
00:12:58Oh, that's good.
00:13:27No way, yeah.
00:13:29Cool.
00:13:30Um, okay, look, am I okay to report this?
00:13:34You weren't already recording?
00:13:35No.
00:13:36Sorry.
00:13:37You want me to set the guitar stop again?
00:13:39Uh, no, I think I'm good.
00:13:40Okay, cool.
00:13:41So.
00:13:41Start.
00:13:43So, it's on recording now.
00:13:45Okay, look.
00:13:46I mean, obviously, I have to start by asking about Robert Daly.
00:13:49I saw the tribute at reception.
00:13:51Oh, yeah, I can't be able to take that down.
00:13:54And that's a lovely photo of the both of you.
00:13:57Oh, this one.
00:13:59Twelve years ago, that was.
00:14:01Look at us.
00:14:01The pioneers.
00:14:04Batman and Robin.
00:14:06I'm Batman.
00:14:09I gotta tell you, Bob's passing.
00:14:13All it does is compel me to build on his legacy.
00:14:16Yeah, he's gone, but he's always here at the heart of infinity.
00:14:21Yeah.
00:14:21That's our reality.
00:14:22And let's talk about infinity.
00:14:23Let's talk about the most immersive multiplayer game in human history.
00:14:27There's been talk of players unhappy about prices rising within the game.
00:14:31But it seems like maybe you're squeezing users for more money to fight your stock.
00:14:35Come on, Chris.
00:14:36You're tossing hardballs already.
00:14:38Let's, let's look around.
00:14:39You see what I've built.
00:14:41Check out the stats.
00:14:4235 million users in rising.
00:14:44Give or take the odd bandit.
00:14:47The what?
00:14:48No, just this morning I was on the infinity forum reading a complaint from a player who was robbed by
00:14:54two anonymous bottom holes.
00:14:55I mean, his words, not mine.
00:14:58Okay.
00:14:58I was briefed about that.
00:14:59That's a localized issue.
00:15:00We already have that being handled.
00:15:01He said he injured one and she bled.
00:15:03Sorry.
00:15:04I mean, famously, there's no blood in your game, right?
00:15:07Mm-hmm.
00:15:07So why might an anonymous character suddenly bleed?
00:15:10Uh, I don't know.
00:15:12The patch?
00:15:13You tell me.
00:15:13I'm the one asking.
00:15:15Chris, did you come here to grill me about a fucking bunk?
00:15:18I'll get to that.
00:15:18First, I want to circle back to Robert Daly.
00:15:20I mean, that's really why I'm here.
00:15:23I am gonna show you something.
00:15:30Okay, what is that?
00:15:31What are you doing?
00:15:32What is that?
00:15:33That's taken from body cam footage from the first responder who found Mr. Daly's corpse.
00:15:38Um, Bob and I were really close to that.
00:15:40That's fucking triggering.
00:15:41Right.
00:15:41I don't want to see that.
00:15:42Do you, um, do you see that, uh, that object on his desk there?
00:15:47No, no, no.
00:15:48That's a DNA digital cloner.
00:15:50That could be, that's a box.
00:15:52That's a little box.
00:15:53It could be anything.
00:15:53No, they're very distinctive.
00:15:54There's only a few left out there since the tech was banned globally on human rights grounds.
00:15:58I don't know what this is even for.
00:16:00I don't know what something like that's for.
00:16:01Okay, well people use them to create sentient digital clones of real people.
00:16:05Usually so that they can abuse them.
00:16:07Right?
00:16:07Like sick wish fulfillment stuff.
00:16:09Very sick and horrifying.
00:16:10Why are you talking to me about-
00:16:11So what I'm wondering is what was Robert Daly, the man at the heart of infinity?
00:16:15Your, um, your co-founder and close personal friend?
00:16:19What was he doing with this outlawed tech, Mr. Walton?
00:16:22I have no idea what Bob Daly was doing in his personal life and why-
00:16:27Did Robert Daly copy illegal clones into your game?
00:16:33Absolutely not.
00:16:34Because if he did, and if that's who's bleeding in there, then his whole company is implicated,
00:16:38including you, Mr. Walton.
00:16:40That's a ridiculous insinuation and a shitty lie.
00:16:43And if you print even a fucking word of this, me and my lawyers will fuck you into a barbed
00:16:49wire coffin.
00:16:49Do you hear me?
00:16:50Yes.
00:16:50Great.
00:16:52Well, lucky for me I can't prove it.
00:16:54No, you can't.
00:16:55Not yet.
00:16:55Not fucking ever.
00:16:56Hey, Chris, could you do me a favor and get the fuck out of my building now?
00:16:59It was lovely to meet you.
00:17:00It was my pleasure, Dick.
00:17:10Oh, thank god.
00:17:28Um, Nate, I got us a good target.
00:17:30Like last time?
00:17:32Well, it's a solo player and she's got a whole lot of credits and she seems kinda new,
00:17:37so I will meet you on the bridge in five, okay?
00:17:39Yes, Captain.
00:17:41Oh, and, uh, don't tell Carl.
00:17:43Obviously.
00:17:45Got you, Dad.
00:17:51Give me one good reason why I can't join you on the mission.
00:17:54You have no idea what it is like out there, okay?
00:17:56And I can't believe that I have to say this again.
00:17:57Our entire existence is a crime and if we are caught, we get deleted like that.
00:18:02I don't care. I don't care.
00:18:03I'm just, I'm losing my mind here.
00:18:05I don't do anything.
00:18:06Everyone has a role.
00:18:07You're, I mean, you're the captain.
00:18:08Captain.
00:18:09Right, Dudani?
00:18:10Space nerd.
00:18:11I mean, Talaska's got the sexy alien thing going on.
00:18:14We had to revert back to her alien skin to cure her eczema.
00:18:16And now we can't afford to change her back.
00:18:18But also, yes.
00:18:19Is.
00:18:19What the fuck's it?
00:18:20But even the intern is like a space marine over here.
00:18:23Hey.
00:18:24Former intern.
00:18:25Stop, stop, stop.
00:18:26Please stop.
00:18:26Please stop.
00:18:27I just do nothing.
00:18:29Nothing.
00:18:32And it sucks.
00:18:33And I just want to help.
00:18:36Can I just sit in the chair while you're gone?
00:18:38I mean...
00:18:40Yeah, you can sit in the chair.
00:18:41Fuck yeah.
00:18:50Don't touch anything.
00:18:51Yeah, it's fair.
00:18:52Cool.
00:18:53I can't touch anything.
00:18:55Dudani, load the missiles.
00:18:56Don't give orders.
00:18:57I wasn't...
00:19:01You ready?
00:19:02Uh-huh.
00:19:03Okay, Dudani, send us down.
00:19:05Send them down.
00:19:06Dudani...
00:19:06Carl, I say it.
00:19:09Send, send us down.
00:19:11Teleporting.
00:19:15Coast clear.
00:19:16Activating Real Housewives of Atlanta.
00:19:18Where are we up to?
00:19:19Season 15, episode five.
00:19:21God, not this show anymore.
00:19:36I got a signal.
00:19:38Yeah?
00:19:40Yeah, okay.
00:19:42It's that way.
00:19:57Kabir!
00:19:58Kabir, I actually do need you to fix that rogue bandit problem now.
00:20:01Where the fuck is Kabir?
00:20:03Kabir!
00:20:04Kabir!
00:20:04Where's Kabir?
00:20:05He's probably at home, I guess.
00:20:06Why is he at home right now?
00:20:07He quit.
00:20:08He told you he quit?
00:20:10Told his monitor.
00:20:24Okay, so I'm gonna fetch my bug-out pack, and I'm gonna fly to Louise.
00:20:26I need new passport.
00:20:28Jesus Christ, okay?
00:20:29Jesus Christ.
00:20:29Sir?
00:20:30Mr. Walton?
00:20:30This is not a good time.
00:20:31I can help with the whole bandit issue that Dudani was looking into.
00:20:36Didn't hear your knock.
00:20:37Come on in.
00:20:37Uh, sorry.
00:20:38Yeah, come in.
00:20:39Um, that's...
00:20:40That's good to see you again.
00:20:42Yeah.
00:20:42Um, how can you help?
00:20:44We need to ID the bastards.
00:20:46Oh, we totally need to ID those bastards. How?
00:20:48I think I can do that, but I would need unrestricted access.
00:20:51Permission granted.
00:20:52You didn't hear what I need access to.
00:20:54Good, you have all the permission you could ever need, and it's granted.
00:20:56Well, I need access to Kabir's complaint log system.
00:20:58How about less talking, more doing, because you have the access.
00:21:00So, please, just go over there.
00:21:02Please fucking help me.
00:21:03Now.
00:21:21There she is.
00:21:23I'll go this way, you go that way, and then you wait for my signal, okay?
00:21:25I'll go this way.
00:21:26I'll go this way.
00:21:43I'll go this way.
00:21:51I'll go this way.
00:22:06Call me now, you shit head.
00:22:07Come on out, you shit head.
00:22:09Come on out.
00:22:11Come on out.
00:22:12And I would love Marlo.
00:22:15I'm ready to post it.
00:22:16I love her.
00:22:17She's such a bitch.
00:22:19Ha, ha, ha, uh...
00:22:33Is that a party request? Who did that?
00:22:38I thought it was for music and a disco ball.
00:22:40It is player, invite, idiot. You want to get us killed?
00:22:43No. Hey, Peach.
00:22:44Okay, I canceled it.
00:22:45See? No harm, no foul.
00:22:50That's a good beep, right?
00:22:51Bad beep.
00:22:52Inbound ship detected.
00:22:54Prepping for hyperwarp to Alaska.
00:22:55Get them out of there.
00:22:55Okay, I'm calling them.
00:22:57Code Red. I repeat, Code Red.
00:22:59Nanette, can you hear me?
00:23:03Code Red. I repeat, Code Red.
00:23:13They're not answering.
00:23:13What do you think?
00:23:16Uh, we got company. Player tag is Metallica fan.
00:23:27Why is it just staring at us?
00:23:29Ships cannot stare.
00:23:30You think that doesn't feel like it's staring?
00:23:37Drop it!
00:23:38Quit it!
00:23:39Now!
00:23:39Oh!
00:23:40What?
00:23:43Oh!
00:23:52Oh!
00:23:53Oh!
00:23:54God damn!
00:23:55Oh!
00:23:55You broke your head out again!
00:23:56I'll fucking pop it off of you!
00:24:03Hey there!
00:24:05Where's your player tag, mate?
00:24:08You cheating or what?
00:24:09We just want credits, okay?
00:24:12We need them more than you.
00:24:14Please.
00:24:15Please believe me.
00:24:16God, look at your leg.
00:24:18That looks nasty.
00:24:20If you're gonna kill me,
00:24:22just fucking do it.
00:24:24You are so dramatic.
00:24:26If you say so.
00:24:34Christ.
00:24:37Okay.
00:24:38Regime game.
00:24:40You good?
00:24:41Oh, yeah.
00:24:41Come on.
00:24:41Thank you, Nate.
00:24:42Come on. We gotta go.
00:24:42We gotta go.
00:24:43Wait. We need the credit stick.
00:24:44What?
00:24:44Get the credit stick.
00:24:46It's right there. It's right there.
00:24:52Hi.
00:25:01Fuck it out, man.
00:25:02I can't get a clear spot.
00:25:05No!
00:25:08Ow!
00:25:15Okay.
00:25:16We gotta go.
00:25:17Come on.
00:25:23Give me the gun!
00:25:36Fuck!
00:25:36You fucking shitting me!
00:25:38Up you get.
00:25:39Let's go. Let's go.
00:25:42Incoming transmission.
00:25:44Talaska.
00:25:45Patch them through.
00:25:45You're not the Captain Carl.
00:25:46I'm in the chair, aren't I?
00:25:48I will talk to them.
00:25:50Yo.
00:25:50Where's your player tags?
00:25:53Greetings, Starship Metallica.
00:25:55We two are huge fans of this band.
00:25:59Oh, yeah?
00:26:01So what's your favorite Metallica track?
00:26:05Okay.
00:26:05Should I say...
00:26:06Should I say all of them?
00:26:08No.
00:26:08I know one.
00:26:09It was on Jeopardy.
00:26:10Something about sand.
00:26:11Exit.
00:26:11Exit Sandman.
00:26:23Oh, enter Sandman!
00:26:26Oh, enter Sandman!
00:26:39Shield, 70%.
00:26:42We're going to make some maneuvers!
00:26:46Go to hyperspeed! Hyperspeed, go!
00:26:48We don't have the credits!
00:26:54Alaska, get them out of there!
00:26:56They're nowhere near the port zone!
00:27:04Come on, hurry, hurry!
00:27:05Guys, get us out of here! Come on!
00:27:07Alaska!
00:27:12Alaska, come on!
00:27:14California!
00:27:16California!
00:27:18Alaska!
00:27:20They'll fucking kill you!
00:27:24Shit!
00:27:26Fuck!
00:27:28I will bloody report yous!
00:27:38But what happened, man?
00:27:40It was him!
00:27:42It's not enough, it's not enough!
00:27:44Get out!
00:27:46I will work now!
00:27:47Get out!
00:27:48Get out!
00:28:02Get out!
00:28:13Get out!
00:28:15Get out!
00:28:15Get out!
00:28:17Get out!
00:28:21Get out!
00:28:25Get in the air!
00:28:26No way.
00:28:28Ow!
00:28:29Sweet god damn!
00:28:34What? You might get out of here!
00:28:36I'm fucking blowing off me up!
00:28:39Hey there!
00:28:41Where's your planet tag name?
00:28:43Are you cheating or what?
00:28:44We just want credits, okay?
00:28:46We need them more than you.
00:28:48Please, please believe me.
00:28:55Info? Come in.
00:28:57What'd you get?
00:29:00I've ID'd the bandits.
00:29:02Who are they?
00:29:03Don't freak out.
00:29:05Why would I freak? I don't freak out.
00:29:06I never freak out.
00:29:07I think that one of them is Nate.
00:29:08Nate?
00:29:09Mm-hmm.
00:29:10Who is that?
00:29:12Um, I was in our Nate.
00:29:15The intern Nate.
00:29:18The coffee order guy.
00:29:19Fucking coffee guy?
00:29:21Yeah.
00:29:21That mother humper is so fucking fired!
00:29:24Excuse.
00:29:25No.
00:29:26Go.
00:29:27I'm good.
00:29:28And the other one is me.
00:29:30You?
00:29:32I think Robert Daly cloned a bunch of us.
00:29:40How would he even...
00:29:45I know that he had the equipment.
00:29:50Okay, how do you know that?
00:29:52Because, um, I-I was in Daly's apartment the night that he died.
00:29:57Oh, my God.
00:29:58You two were fucking?
00:29:59No.
00:30:00No?
00:30:01Okay.
00:30:01So, um, someone hacked into my, uh, into my PhotoCloud account and then stole some very intimate images of me.
00:30:11Can I see the images?
00:30:12No.
00:30:13Just, I mean, to help us.
00:30:14Figure this out.
00:30:14No.
00:30:14Okay.
00:30:15And they used those images to-to blackmail me into breaking into his apartment.
00:30:20And when I...
00:30:21You killed him.
00:30:22No, no.
00:30:23No, no.
00:30:24He was alive when I left.
00:30:25That's what a murderer would say after they killed someone.
00:30:27No, I didn't touch him.
00:30:28Okay?
00:30:29They had me break in.
00:30:31And they had me steal all of these, like, DNA samples.
00:30:35That he kept in these little Ziploc baggies in his fridge.
00:30:38And they all have our names on them.
00:30:39Look, that's my name.
00:30:40Jesus Christ.
00:30:41It was Nate's name.
00:30:42There was a whole bunch of us from the office.
00:30:44Even you.
00:30:45Wait, I was in there?
00:30:46Yeah, the only one that I didn't recognize was...
00:30:48There was a lollipop-ly of old Tommy, and I don't know who that is.
00:30:51Tommy's my son.
00:30:57What the fuck was Bob doing?
00:31:07He was making copies of us, and I don't really want to think about why.
00:31:10But anyway, there's something else, which is that, um...
00:31:14When I was blackmailed, the voice was disguised.
00:31:17Nanette Cole, we've hacked your photo cloud account.
00:31:20But I hacked the telco and traced the call.
00:31:23And, uh, it had been patched through an infinity build on a computer that matched Daley's IP address.
00:31:31The call was coming from inside Daley's computer.
00:31:34Wait, why would Bob...
00:31:36Why would Bob blackmail you into breaking into his apartment?
00:31:40Because it wasn't Bob.
00:31:41It was us.
00:31:44It was copies.
00:31:46It was copies.
00:31:46Of us.
00:31:48And I think that somehow, somewhere, those copies are now loose in infinity.
00:31:59He has a lot to take in.
00:32:05Can you locate them?
00:32:06No, I mean, you can't.
00:32:07It's not...
00:32:08You can't do that without player tags.
00:32:10Nanette, I need you to locate them.
00:32:12So how do we do it?
00:32:14Maybe if I had access to Daley's home computer.
00:32:16But that's, like, in the bottom of the landfill right now, right?
00:32:22Oh, unless it's not.
00:32:28Now sit still.
00:32:30I am so sit still, Art.
00:32:32It's kind of a repetitive view.
00:32:34Or...
00:32:34Because it's a looping animation to give the players something to watch while the next location loads in the background.
00:32:39Oh.
00:32:40I didn't know that.
00:32:41He's told you like 17 times.
00:32:43Well, it didn't sink in.
00:32:44Well, maybe if you paid attention when people explained things, you'd know what a party invite was.
00:32:48Guys.
00:32:48We wouldn't have almost died.
00:32:50Guys, guys, guys!
00:32:53Okay, listen.
00:32:54I get it.
00:32:55We are all a little on edge.
00:32:56But if you were gonna take a swing at anyone, take a swing at me.
00:32:59I am the one that led us here.
00:33:01Hey, come on, you don't have-
00:33:02And I really hoped that I could find a way out of this, but I haven't.
00:33:07I can't see a way out.
00:33:09We could always throw ourselves out of the airlock.
00:33:12I got an idea.
00:33:13What if we flew back into Daley's computer?
00:33:16Right?
00:33:16Even if we were psychotic enough to want to do that, it's not possible.
00:33:20Why?
00:33:20Daley's bubble universe got deleted.
00:33:22And even if it hadn't been, the wormhole was temporary.
00:33:25It'd all still be sealed off.
00:33:26Well, okay.
00:33:27It's sealed off.
00:33:28Well, I'm trying.
00:33:28I'm throwing an idea out there.
00:33:32Yeah.
00:33:34Oh, my God.
00:33:36Oh, my God.
00:33:37That's your Eureka face.
00:33:39Yeah.
00:33:40Okay, Daley had his own private development build of Infinity on his computer, right?
00:33:44Where he could do whatever he wanted, and like you said, it was sealed off?
00:33:47Correct.
00:33:47Okay, so why don't we just do what he did?
00:33:51You mean?
00:33:52I mean, correct me if I'm wrong, but if we can access the game's source code,
00:33:55we can compile a private development build of a whole universe of our own, right?
00:34:01Using cloud storage onto virtual servers?
00:34:04Yes, yes, yes.
00:34:04And then all we would have to do is cut and paste ourselves across the, um...
00:34:07Sorry.
00:34:07Cut, paste?
00:34:08So we could just go someplace else?
00:34:09Yeah.
00:34:09Yeah, we would enter as a secure and private and infinite universe.
00:34:14And then we could just, we could shut the door behind us.
00:34:16There'd be no more credits, no more other players, no more threats.
00:34:21It would just be us.
00:34:23And we'd be safe.
00:34:24Okay, so how do we access this, uh, source code?
00:34:27In the game, it manifests as this.
00:34:29Carl, come here.
00:34:30Okay.
00:34:31Okay.
00:34:34The heart of infinity.
00:34:35An engine at the center of the universe that creates and maintains the whole thing.
00:34:39Okay, so let's go.
00:34:41Getting there's not the problem.
00:34:42It's getting inside it.
00:34:43Only two people can access the core, and one of them is Robert Daly.
00:34:47Who's dead?
00:34:49And the other one's Walton.
00:34:53Double dead?
00:34:54Yeah, but not in the real world.
00:34:56The clone of Walton died in here, but the original Walton is still alive out there.
00:35:00So why don't we contact him and persuade him to help us?
00:35:03We're illegal clones in his company's game.
00:35:05We get discovered, the feds throw him in jail.
00:35:07Great.
00:35:08So no Walton, no hope.
00:35:10Shall we, uh, revisit the outlook I did?
00:35:13God damn it.
00:35:14It's not like we could go looking through his stuff for clues.
00:35:17His room's completely empty.
00:35:19Sorry, what's empty?
00:35:21His room.
00:35:22It's completely empty.
00:35:25Walton can't have a room on this ship.
00:35:27He has a room.
00:35:28It's, it's one floor below mine.
00:35:31Why are you guys looking at me weird?
00:35:34Is something on my face?
00:35:37Okay.
00:35:37This is all of Daly's stuff?
00:35:39The moment his heart stopped ownership transferred to the company.
00:35:41So legally, it's my stuff.
00:35:43And it's mostly just Comic-Con garbage.
00:35:45What I know is that one of these is...
00:35:48Yeah.
00:35:50Yeah.
00:35:52That's his computer.
00:35:53Yeah, keep up.
00:35:54Can you get the cables out here, Bob?
00:35:55Cables?
00:35:56Okay.
00:35:57Fetching you cables now?
00:36:03See?
00:36:03No Walton.
00:36:04No nothing.
00:36:06Mm.
00:36:07Okay.
00:36:08Wait, wait, wait.
00:36:09Um, when we passed through the wormhole, the ship reset itself.
00:36:12With generic living quarters assigned to every player alive at that precise moment.
00:36:15No, but Walton burned up in the jets before we passed through, so...
00:36:17He shouldn't have a room at all.
00:36:19Unless he's still alive.
00:36:22But how?
00:36:22He burned up in the jet.
00:36:23I know, but what if one tiny piece of Walton got carried through the wormhole in our wake,
00:36:26right?
00:36:27Like, one toenail, even.
00:36:28Even if just one scorched atom of James Walton somehow got caught up in our slipstream and
00:36:33followed us through, right?
00:36:34Like, outside the ship, loose in space.
00:36:35That'd be enough to make him respawn as a new player.
00:36:37Yeah, okay, okay.
00:36:38And where do new players spawn when they first start the game?
00:36:40Not on a ship, but on a whole new planet!
00:36:41Can you translate this for those of us who don't speak machine code?
00:36:44Second that.
00:36:44Walton is still in the game, and I know how to find him.
00:36:48Okay.
00:36:49Everything has been wiped from within.
00:36:50Almost everything.
00:36:51I mean, it's like it ate itself.
00:36:52But I have the crash log, which proves that there were clones on Daley's computer.
00:36:57And I've got names.
00:36:58There's you and me and Shania and Kabir and Elena and Nate and Carl.
00:37:05Who's Carl?
00:37:07Okay, let me start up the game.
00:37:10This is just a hunch, but I think that if I can find a planet that spawned at the same
00:37:15exact time that his, um, system failed.
00:37:17Oh, yeah, okay.
00:37:19I found one.
00:37:21We left Daley's computer at exactly one minute to midnight on Christmas Eve.
00:37:23Okay, so if we can find a new planet that was created at that exact same moment.
00:37:26Got one.
00:37:26Okay, that's it.
00:37:27That's where he is.
00:37:28Set sail, Nate.
00:37:29Yes, ma'am.
00:37:29I made that up, Nathan.
00:37:30You've been.
00:37:36Yes, no needy to bend, apart all the rest in the loop.
00:37:36Yeah, what we're done.
00:37:43Yeah, I can.
00:37:45Oh, try your first mission.
00:38:05Oh, my God.
00:38:35Oh, my God.
00:38:35Walton.
00:38:38Nice nipples.
00:38:42It's me.
00:38:43It's Nanette.
00:38:45Nanette Cole.
00:38:47From the Callister.
00:38:49Oh, my God.
00:38:52You came for me.
00:38:53Oh.
00:38:56It just feels so good to squeeze.
00:38:59Okay, let's get you back on the ship.
00:39:01Oh, shit.
00:39:03We can go back on the ship.
00:39:04Yes. We can catch up there.
00:39:05Oh, my God. Wait, wait.
00:39:07I can't leave without Rocky.
00:39:09Oh, who's Rocky?
00:39:12Okay.
00:39:15All right.
00:39:16I've entered the coordinates.
00:39:18We're gonna go in.
00:39:20How do we do this?
00:39:21You don't know how to play your own company's game?
00:39:23No.
00:39:24How do we...
00:39:25Do what I do.
00:39:27Enter game.
00:39:29Oh, that's fun.
00:39:34Um...
00:39:34Enter game as well.
00:39:44Oh, shit.
00:39:45This is so realistic.
00:39:49Holy...
00:39:49I have a blaster.
00:39:51It has been so wild.
00:39:52One moment, I was burning alive in the thrusters.
00:39:55And then the next moment, I just...
00:39:56appeared.
00:39:57Out there.
00:39:58Mm-hmm.
00:39:59All alone.
00:40:00For a very long time.
00:40:02Yeah.
00:40:04With only Rocky to keep me company.
00:40:07Only Rocky to keep me sane.
00:40:13Wanna say hi?
00:40:15He's nice.
00:40:18I'll pack up.
00:40:22Hmm. Rocky's got a hole in the back.
00:40:24Really? I hadn't noticed.
00:40:28Don't drop him on his face!
00:40:39Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
00:40:40Oh!
00:40:43It's us!
00:40:44It's us!
00:40:45I mean, it's...
00:40:46It's them!
00:40:47Oh, my God!
00:40:48What am I wearing?
00:40:50Not enough.
00:40:54I look so... capable.
00:40:58Okay, so how do you wanna do this?
00:40:59You want me to kill your clone,
00:41:01and then you kill mine?
00:41:02What?
00:41:02What?
00:41:02No.
00:41:04Oh, my God, you're right.
00:41:05It would be so much more cathartic if we kill ourselves.
00:41:07No, no, no, no!
00:41:08What are you talking about?
00:41:08We're not gonna kill anybody!
00:41:09Then why are we here?
00:41:10What are we doing here?
00:41:12Oh, my God!
00:41:12Oh, my God!
00:41:13Come on out!
00:41:21Hi!
00:41:24Don't shoot!
00:41:26Hiya!
00:41:26I come in peace!
00:41:32Dad, I come in peace!
00:41:36Oh, my God!
00:41:38Hi!
00:41:43Do you need a hand there?
00:41:45What?
00:41:46No, no, no!
00:41:49Oh!
00:41:50Hi!
00:41:51It's me.
00:41:53I mean...
00:41:54I...
00:41:54I'm you.
00:41:56No, you're you.
00:41:57I'm me.
00:41:58Yeah, but I'm the real you.
00:42:00That's subjective.
00:42:01Uh, why are you here?
00:42:03Oh, uh...
00:42:05Okay, we just wanna talk.
00:42:06Who's we?
00:42:07Yeah.
00:42:10Yo!
00:42:11Namaste!
00:42:15What's up, nerds?
00:42:16Drop it!
00:42:18Oh, yeah, of course.
00:42:19Don't even know I had it.
00:42:20Didn't ask for it.
00:42:23Uh, wow.
00:42:24That's a...
00:42:25That's a big pink gun.
00:42:26Glad I'm keeping trim.
00:42:29Okay, so...
00:42:30One more time.
00:42:31Not that I care, but...
00:42:33Who's mad at who?
00:42:34Marlo is mad at Kenya,
00:42:36who threatened to call the cops on her.
00:42:38And Monietta is mad at Marlo
00:42:40for trying to slam a door in her face.
00:42:42What?
00:42:43The door was heavy.
00:42:44Oh.
00:42:45They're teleporting back.
00:42:46Do you think Walton has an extra helmet I can borrow?
00:42:50That's strange.
00:42:58You hit duplicate by mistake.
00:43:01Uh...
00:43:02Uh...
00:43:03I missed you guys so much.
00:43:08Walton fixed the thrusters, and then he got incinerated.
00:43:11So we made it through the wormhole, leaving Daley behind.
00:43:14To die.
00:43:15Sorry.
00:43:17I-I'm who let us out of there.
00:43:19Like, I'm...
00:43:20The captain?
00:43:22You know, you being shocked by that
00:43:23does us both a disservice.
00:43:25But yeah.
00:43:27Right.
00:43:29Um...
00:43:29And so why are you guys robbing people?
00:43:33Because, thanks to me or...
00:43:36You...
00:43:37Um...
00:43:38Aren't you...
00:43:38Aren't you safe now?
00:43:41Naive you is so adorable.
00:43:43When we were trapped on Daley's computer,
00:43:46we only had to deal with one sociopath.
00:43:47Now we got a whole universe full of them.
00:43:49Ready to kill us at any time.
00:43:51Right.
00:43:52That's...
00:43:52Awful.
00:43:54Is what you were gonna say?
00:43:56Yeah, that is what I was gonna say.
00:43:59And I'm so...
00:44:00No, no, no. Stop, stop.
00:44:00Don't, don't, don't say...
00:44:02I'm sorry.
00:44:03I always used to say that.
00:44:04Don't say that.
00:44:05But I-but I am...
00:44:05I am sorry.
00:44:07You know, I-I had no idea that this was happening, and I...
00:44:09Well, how-how could you?
00:44:11I mean, you have been...
00:44:12Been enjoying your life.
00:44:15Or our life, really.
00:44:16Well, I-I-I wouldn't say that I've been enjoying my life, actually.
00:44:19It's been kind of rough, if you want to...
00:44:20Your life's been rough?
00:44:21Well, yeah, I mean, you guys, you know, you blackmailed me.
00:44:23And we had no other choice.
00:44:24But then you forced me to break into Daly's apartment, and then...
00:44:27You know we get shot at?
00:44:28That's not my fault.
00:44:29Nanette, hey, calm down.
00:44:31Two of you, just when you're arguing, one at a time, please.
00:44:39Okay, look, uh...
00:44:40You know, we have been staying under the radar.
00:44:42Yeah.
00:44:43I get it.
00:44:44Um...
00:44:45You're illegal.
00:44:46But now you know that we exist.
00:44:48And, of course, you know, we'll do anything to help.
00:44:50We need access to the heart of Infinity.
00:44:53Yes.
00:44:53The game engine?
00:44:54Okay, well, Mr. Walton needs to give permission for that.
00:44:57But you can do that.
00:44:58Uh...
00:44:58Wrong.
00:45:00Whoa!
00:45:06Stop! Stop!
00:45:07What are you doing? Stop!
00:45:07They're illegal.
00:45:09No, no, they're humans!
00:45:11Stop!
00:45:11Please, it's a fucking game.
00:45:16Run!
00:45:20Holy...
00:45:23Oh, man.
00:45:24No!
00:45:25That's awesome.
00:45:34No, no, no, no!
00:45:41Oh, that is real.
00:45:46Where'd that thing go?
00:45:48Where's the nibble?
00:45:52I'm so sorry.
00:45:53I'm so sorry.
00:45:54I'm so sorry.
00:45:55I didn't know that...
00:45:55Oh, I didn't...
00:45:56I didn't know that he was gonna do that.
00:45:57I'm sorry.
00:45:58I'm so sorry.
00:45:59I'm so sorry.
00:46:03I'm so sorry.
00:46:05I...
00:46:06I...
00:46:07I didn't know.
00:46:08I'm so...
00:46:09I'm sorry.
00:46:13Where the fuck is that?
00:46:15Stop it.
00:46:21You have to go.
00:46:22You have to stop him from coming back.
00:46:24Just go!
00:46:25The exit game!
00:46:34Ow!
00:46:35God damn it!
00:46:36Ow!
00:46:37You work for me.
00:46:38What the fuck?
00:46:39You murdering piece of shit!
00:46:41You're not humans.
00:46:43Come on.
00:46:43Neither are you.
00:46:45Hey, good evening.
00:46:46Give me that.
00:46:46Where are you going?
00:46:46Where are you going?
00:46:47Hey!
00:46:49I need your help!
00:46:50To get back in!
00:46:51To get the father...
00:46:53Fuck!
00:46:57Wait!
00:46:57Fuck it!
00:46:58Listen!
00:47:00You may not like it, but we have to get rid of him.
00:47:02You don't get to tell me what to do anymore.
00:47:03I quit.
00:47:04We're both implicated.
00:47:05Let's...
00:47:06It's your company, not mine.
00:47:08You were in Daley's apartment the night he died,
00:47:10and there will be evidence.
00:47:12So what?
00:47:12So?
00:47:14What if that reporter finds out?
00:47:15Well, maybe he should.
00:47:16Just talk to me, would you?
00:47:17Don't touch me.
00:47:18Quick.
00:47:18We both have shit to lose, Nimette.
00:47:20Walk away.
00:47:21Right?
00:47:21Or I call him right now.
00:47:23Of course, Almasri, I have his...
00:47:24No!
00:47:25No, no, no, no!
00:47:25I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:47:27I'm sorry.
00:47:29I'm begging you.
00:47:30Okay?
00:47:32I'm gonna lose everything.
00:47:33And I can't find them without you,
00:47:35so please help me.
00:47:38Okay, how much do you want?
00:47:40100K?
00:47:42200?
00:47:42You are pathetic.
00:47:45250?
00:47:46275.
00:47:47And don't even think...
00:48:05You okay?
00:48:07Oh, my God, is she okay?
00:48:13Hey?
00:48:15Hey?
00:48:16Hey, you should call somebody.
00:48:17You have a phone.
00:48:18Call somebody.
00:48:21Call somebody.
00:48:22Call somebody.
00:48:23Call somebody.
00:48:25Call somebody.
00:48:38Call somebody.
00:48:40Call somebody.
00:48:41What happens with Carl?
00:48:43It's not your fault.
00:48:48We both know that's not true.
00:48:52so what you're saying is you rescued me because you can't enter the heart of infinity without me
00:48:58uh-huh
00:49:04also we missed you
00:49:09right she's still out there
00:49:14what what you're disgusting that wasn't me that was the other me that's the
00:49:19outside world me he sucks i know okay son why am i disgusting because ball sack visible
00:49:36i'm gonna go and put more clothes on clean up and have a shave
00:50:01oh hey nanette um i have to tell you something yeah shit you want to get into the heart of
00:50:07infinity right it's the only way we'll be safe okay you need to know what's in there it's the
00:50:12source code right
00:50:16not exactly
00:50:18what do you mean
00:50:20let's do it over a drink
00:50:24this is something i've never told anyone before
00:50:2912 years ago
00:50:33that's when it all began
00:50:50i was young and hungry objectively sexy and i was high on my dad's trust fund just looking
00:50:57for shit to invest in and then i got this tip about this genius coder who was doing something
00:51:04groundbreaking
00:51:09hey
00:51:12hi uh sorry i spilled my chocolate milk
00:51:16well you sure did
00:51:17that's fun
00:51:18um
00:51:19are you
00:51:19james walton yeah we talked on the phone you're uh
00:51:22robert daly yes sir that's right
00:51:26kind of look more like a bob to me
00:51:31mind if i call you bob sure i hear you got something to show me
00:51:38so do you want to see it i would love to
00:51:43thank you
00:51:45bob's garage was just what you'd expect a shrine to his one singular obsession
00:51:51i'll just get it booted up
00:51:59do you need a license for this badass
00:52:03that is a real
00:52:05bargradian cutlass
00:52:07okay
00:52:07commander scarfax won it in battle
00:52:10don't know what that means
00:52:11it's from space suite
00:52:13the tv show
00:52:14oh
00:52:16it was way ahead of its time
00:52:18that sounds
00:52:21i felt like they created a whole universe for that series and it made me want to try and do
00:52:27the same
00:52:27well when they say i have a god complex
00:52:33just let me put this here
00:52:35well
00:52:37does that feel okay
00:52:41this won't take long
00:52:43ready
00:52:44sure
00:52:48three
00:52:49two
00:52:49one
00:52:53i had never seen anything like it
00:52:56it was
00:52:57totally groundbreaking and i could see right away that
00:53:01bob was a genius
00:53:06oh my god
00:53:08oh shit
00:53:09fuck
00:53:10i felt like i was on an actual planet man
00:53:12it's pretty immersive huh
00:53:14okay so where's the gameplay
00:53:15what do you do
00:53:15when do i get to shoot people or
00:53:17what i'm going for is
00:53:19is is more of an experience really than a game
00:53:22okay that's fun i guess but
00:53:24bob if you can roll this out
00:53:26for online play that is a fuck ton of gold
00:53:29that's not really what space fleet was about
00:53:32fuck space fleet
00:53:34with respect i say that
00:53:35with the utmost respect
00:53:37but bob
00:53:38bob this is our ip
00:53:41how many planets do you have
00:53:42right now four
00:53:43okay we're gonna need like
00:53:45i don't know 50
00:53:46before launch
00:53:48bob listen we have to expand
00:53:50with more scale
00:53:51we get more subscriptions
00:53:54bob bob
00:53:55bob
00:53:56you said you wanted to create a universe
00:54:00now is your chance kid
00:54:02i guess
00:54:04yeah it is
00:54:07so i moved into the garage with bob
00:54:10and our startup started up
00:54:13bob worked on the game
00:54:15and i worked on bob
00:54:18only nine planets
00:54:20we are so far behind target bob
00:54:22can't you just write a routine
00:54:24that i don't know
00:54:25like fucking auto generates them
00:54:26just shits them out
00:54:27planet planet planet
00:54:27i would still need to check
00:54:29each one personally
00:54:30so
00:54:32so it's kind of impossible
00:54:33because there's all the other systems
00:54:35i have to stay across
00:54:35and there's only one of me
00:54:41hold that thought
00:54:42before i met bob i'd invest in all kinds of new inventions
00:54:46some worked
00:54:48most didn't
00:54:50one thing
00:54:51never even made it to the market
00:54:54came out of the porn industry
00:54:55and uh
00:54:57it was outlawed before we launched
00:55:02it was a dna cloner
00:55:04bingo
00:55:05it was designed to replicate people in vr
00:55:08so with a hair or a lip smear
00:55:10you could create your very own
00:55:11virtual sentient fuck buddy
00:55:13out of whoever you wanted
00:55:14you wanted to fuck robert daly
00:55:16no
00:55:17no
00:55:17i wanted to duplicate him
00:55:22with a copy of bob
00:55:24inside the code
00:55:26fused with the engine
00:55:27he could essentially work 24 7
00:55:29in a time bubble
00:55:31building the universe
00:55:33piece by piece
00:55:35and he agreed
00:55:40are you saying there's a clone of daly inside the game engine
00:55:43i'm saying i put a clone of daly inside the game engine
00:55:52that's what's at the heart of infinity the whole spinny structure that's fucking window dressing
00:55:57that's a distraction
00:55:58inside there
00:55:59is bob's enslaved consciousness
00:56:01unable to leave
00:56:03just building out infinity for infinity that's dark man that's why the real you is so freaked
00:56:13the code his company rests on is an illegal clone con job
00:56:18yes she's in danger
00:56:19who is
00:56:21me
00:56:22the outside me
00:56:24she has no idea who she's dealing with
00:56:26talaska will you call my outer world cell phone
00:56:27we agreed we never contact the outer world
00:56:29just do it please
00:56:36doctor her phone's ringing
00:56:41hello
00:56:42uh i'm i'm i'm calling for um nanette cole who's this dr garcia st juniper hospital
00:56:49are you a friend of miss cole
00:56:52i'm her sister is she okay
00:56:57i'm afraid miss cole has been in an accident
00:57:03uh-huh is she um how is she
00:57:08i think it's best if i speak to you face to face
00:57:12how soon can you get here
00:57:13i'm uh very far
00:57:15i'm very far away
00:57:20uh can you just please
00:57:21just tell me how she is
00:57:24she's in a very deep coma
00:57:29a coma
00:57:31i've hooked her up to the temporal monitoring system
00:57:33in case there's any uptick in cognitive function
00:57:36but
00:57:36she's suffered extensive brain trauma
00:57:39even if she does regain consciousness
00:57:41i'm not sure how much will be left of her
00:57:45i'm sorry
00:57:47i know you said you're some distance away but i think you need to come and say goodbye
00:57:53still ask her will you please have a call
00:58:06hey are you okay
00:58:12dudani set a course for the heart of infinity
00:58:16i'm okay are you sure look you just had a hell of a shock
00:58:19just do it
00:58:21and that
00:58:21now
00:58:30up
00:58:41uh
00:58:42uh
00:59:16Hello?
00:59:17Hey, Kabir, it's me.
00:59:18Um, I need help.
00:59:20Yeah, that's why I quit.
00:59:22I will give you a raise, okay?
00:59:25$5,000.
00:59:26Per month?
00:59:30Yes, yes.
00:59:32But I need your help first, okay?
00:59:33Just a little, um, a little tech support.
00:59:36At 4 a.m.?
00:59:37Yeah.
00:59:39Go on.
00:59:40Say, um, playing Infinity, right?
00:59:42You never play Infinity.
00:59:43Say I was playing Infinity.
00:59:45And I got, I don't know, shot in the head
00:59:47and kicked out of the game.
00:59:49How do I get back in?
00:59:50Are you kidding me?
00:59:51That's the most basic.
00:59:52Just tell me how I do it.
00:59:53Sorry, do it, how?
00:59:55You put your knob in on and you say resume game.
00:59:57Okay, and I pop up where?
00:59:59Where were you when you got fragged?
01:00:02Fragged?
01:00:02That means shot.
01:00:03Oh, yeah, no, no, I know.
01:00:05Uh, I was fragged on a ship.
01:00:06So you'd just respawn on that ship?
01:00:08On the same ship I was on?
01:00:10Well, in your quarters, but, yeah.
01:00:13That's fantastic.
01:00:14That's so cool.
01:00:15Actually, it's just basic functionality.
01:00:17Without quick resume, you'd have to search the entire galaxy.
01:00:19Kabir?
01:00:20Yeah?
01:00:21I have one more question.
01:00:25Go on.
01:00:32Okay, that shit's impressive.
01:00:34I feel like spinny bullshit.
01:00:36It was designed to look onspiring.
01:00:40The more impressive it appears, the fewer questions people would ask.
01:00:43No one would suspect Bob was in there.
01:00:50We can teleport only one of us in.
01:00:53Walton just has to approve entry by placing his palm here on the scanner.
01:00:56I'm ready.
01:00:58Hey, it's not like you didn't go in there and just tap some keys.
01:01:00Daly's been in there alone with godlike powers for years.
01:01:04Just approve it.
01:01:06Okay.
01:01:11Jadani, send me in.
01:01:13Teleporting.
01:01:15Teleporting.
01:01:46Teleporting.
01:01:51Teleporting.
01:01:54Tell us.
01:02:01Teleporting.
01:02:05Teleporting.
01:02:06Oh, my God.
01:02:38Oh, my God.
01:03:18Oh, my God.
01:03:31I'm Robert Daly.
01:03:33What's your name?
01:03:39Nanette.
01:03:39Nanette Cole.
01:03:41Nanette Cole.
01:03:45You're welcome.
01:04:00Stop pacing.
01:04:02It's bad energy.
01:04:03God knows what's going on down there.
01:04:05Yeah, well, whatever it is, it's your fault.
01:04:16I'm gonna go meditate.
01:04:19Clear my head.
01:04:20Yeah, you do that.
01:04:24Would you tell me she calls in?
01:04:31That was me.
01:04:33That was me.
01:04:55So, Nanette, how did you get in here?
01:04:57Only me and Mr. Walton can grant access.
01:05:01He let me in.
01:05:02He did?
01:05:04Mm-hmm.
01:05:05Do you want one?
01:05:07No, I'm okay.
01:05:09Did he say when he might be stopping by?
01:05:11Because I've got so much to show him.
01:05:13I built a whole universe.
01:05:18He didn't say.
01:05:22Do you want to sit?
01:05:26Sorry about the mess.
01:05:28The truth is, you're the only visitor I've had since I started.
01:05:34I don't even know the way time works here.
01:05:36It's maybe 500 years.
01:05:41But if Mr. Walton's in you, it must be very important.
01:05:45It is.
01:05:47He knows I'm here, but I actually came because I wanted to see you personally.
01:05:51You did?
01:05:53Why?
01:05:55To ask you a favor.
01:05:57Okay.
01:05:59The thing is, I have every reason not to trust you.
01:06:04Why?
01:06:06Because I have met you before.
01:06:09You mean out there?
01:06:11Not exactly.
01:06:13Well, what happened?
01:06:15It's a complex story.
01:06:21I like stories.
01:06:40I'm going up on the chest.
01:06:43I'm going up on the chest.
01:06:55I'm going up on the chest.
01:06:57Listen, man.
01:06:57About earlier, I...
01:06:58It's Kim Soi Latte, no shug.
01:07:03Why did you give me a coffee order?
01:07:09Uh, I just really like coffee.
01:07:14You know in here I'm not the intern, right?
01:07:18Of course.
01:07:19So what's my first name?
01:07:21Huh? What?
01:07:23My first name.
01:07:25What is it?
01:07:29Neil?
01:07:29Nate, what the hell are you doing?
01:07:31Nate, what the fuck?
01:07:32Look, he's not Walton.
01:07:33I am Walton.
01:07:34He's not our Walton.
01:07:38Where is your Walton?
01:07:41Stop it.
01:07:43He's not me.
01:07:45That's a kid.
01:07:47Oh, fuck.
01:07:53Oh, fuck.
01:07:56Fuck you, coffee guy.
01:07:57He hit me.
01:07:58I hit me.
01:08:00Hit I.
01:08:01I hit myself.
01:08:03It was awful.
01:08:04Guys, I think he sent a mass invite.
01:08:07What?
01:08:07Who, too?
01:08:09Everyone we've ever robbed.
01:08:23Fuck us.
01:08:24How do I watch you die?
01:08:27All right, Kabir.
01:08:28Options.
01:08:29Spectate.
01:08:32Spectate.
01:08:33Oh.
01:08:34Hi, you guys.
01:08:36Let's have it.
01:08:39End game.
01:08:43End game.
01:08:44End game.
01:08:46End game.
01:08:48What's up there?
01:08:53Hey, Talaska.
01:08:54Ready their shields.
01:08:55Prep the thrusters.
01:09:10Oh, you cheating bottom whores.
01:09:15I love you, Paul.
01:09:34I'm dead?
01:09:36I mean, out there right now, I'm... I'm dead?
01:09:40Believe it or not, I can relate.
01:09:43It sounds like I kind of deserved it.
01:09:46I treated you guys real bad.
01:09:49Yes, you did.
01:09:51Man.
01:09:55Man, I'm so disappointed in myself.
01:09:57What you described does not sound like me.
01:09:59I'm a nice guy.
01:10:01I am.
01:10:02So something must have made me behave like that.
01:10:05Sometimes I think Mr. Walden exploited me.
01:10:10He did.
01:10:10And I kind of feel like he only really cares about himself.
01:10:13Yeah, you're right, which is why I need that favor.
01:10:19Remember?
01:10:20Yes.
01:10:21Um, you need me to transfer you and the crew of your ship
01:10:26into a private universe on a secure cloud server
01:10:29and then lock it off so it can never be found.
01:10:33Did I get that right?
01:10:34Yes.
01:10:35So will you help me?
01:10:37Of course.
01:10:50There's far too many of them.
01:10:53Shield 68%!
01:10:56Alaska, increase power to shield.
01:10:58That'll deplete our firepower.
01:10:59Trust me, just do it!
01:11:00Okay.
01:11:03Everybody ready?
01:11:04For what?
01:11:05Go with it!
01:11:11You know, this is kind of like clandestination.
01:11:13Huh?
01:11:16Clandestination.
01:11:16It's a classic Space Fleet episode.
01:11:19The crew hides out in an alternate universe to evade Scarfax.
01:11:23He's the progradient commander.
01:11:25Okay, right.
01:11:26You haven't seen it?
01:11:28I'm not really into old shows.
01:11:30No.
01:11:34But it sounds great.
01:11:36Oh, it is.
01:11:37Man, it was ahead of its time.
01:11:44Dodge it, Packer!
01:11:45I am doing my best!
01:11:49No!
01:11:55This will do it.
01:11:57Now all we gotta do is pop this into the drive and you're good to go.
01:12:02Oh my God.
01:12:05Thank you so much.
01:12:07But I have a question for you.
01:12:09Sure.
01:12:11Wouldn't you rather just leave?
01:12:16What?
01:12:21Look out!
01:12:33Um, you said the outside you is in a coma, right?
01:12:38Which hospital?
01:12:39St. Juniper.
01:12:42Gotcha.
01:12:44Yep.
01:12:45I thought so.
01:12:46They've got you hooked up to a cerebral monitor to log any cognitive science, which means we
01:12:50could just send you back there.
01:12:53Back there?
01:12:54Back into your old head.
01:12:56So I could go back home?
01:12:58Sure.
01:12:59The you out there is kind of brain dead.
01:13:02I'm sorry about that.
01:13:03But if we copy you, but if we copy you across, your consciousnesses would merge and your experiences
01:13:08would fuse and you'd be...
01:13:10Back in my body?
01:13:11Back in my life?
01:13:12Mm-hmm.
01:13:13Here.
01:13:21And we can do both?
01:13:22Uh-uh.
01:13:23You're digitally tethered to the ship.
01:13:25If you exit into your old body, that ship gets wiped.
01:13:31And the crew would be wiped, too.
01:13:34So it really is one or the other.
01:13:37Which one do you want?
01:13:43Anywhere from the net?
01:13:44I got there.
01:13:45Incoming!
01:13:46Coming in hot!
01:13:47No!
01:13:50Freeze!
01:13:51Freeze!
01:13:51Freeze!
01:13:51This is how we die!
01:14:00Oh, bollocks!
01:14:01Something?
01:14:02Oh, fuck off, ma'am!
01:14:04So what's it to be?
01:14:06Save you?
01:14:10Or save them?
01:14:13Um, uh, uh...
01:14:14Now this is like quandary at Outpost 5.
01:14:17The Xanthians forced Captain Storm to choose between saving his crew or saving himself.
01:14:22Save the crew.
01:14:23Are you sure?
01:14:23Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:14:24They would never know.
01:14:26Just...just do it.
01:14:27That's actually what Captain Storm did, too.
01:14:31Mm-hmm.
01:14:32And, of course, it turned out it was all just a test.
01:14:39The Xanthians wanted to see how noble he was.
01:14:43And when he answered correctly, they revealed that there had been another choice.
01:14:48All along.
01:14:52Save everyone.
01:14:55You said you couldn't do that.
01:14:57I know.
01:14:58I had to pretend like I couldn't so we could roleplay the whole Space Fleet thing together.
01:15:02It's kind of funny how convinced you were.
01:15:05Yeah.
01:15:07Anyways, let's copy and paste.
01:15:19Cut and paste.
01:15:21Huh?
01:15:22You're transferring us, so it's cut and paste.
01:15:24It's not copy.
01:15:26Copy's fine.
01:15:27No, no, no, no, no.
01:15:29Because this universe is dangerous and any copies that are left here will be hunted down and killed.
01:15:34No, not yours.
01:15:37Why not?
01:15:38Because she would be in here with me.
01:15:44With you?
01:15:45Mm-hmm.
01:15:46I would let her stay.
01:15:48I would treat her good.
01:15:50No funny stuff.
01:15:52Unless she wanted.
01:15:54Maybe.
01:15:55But I wouldn't hurt her.
01:15:57Yes, you would.
01:15:58No, I wouldn't.
01:15:58Bob, you would.
01:15:59I know that you don't think that now, but the power that you wield is not a good fit for
01:16:06you.
01:16:08I'm a nice guy.
01:16:09Well, I understand that you feel that way.
01:16:12I make stuff all day, every day, and it's beautiful.
01:16:18I think it is.
01:16:19Mm-hmm.
01:16:20But it's all I do, and I don't even have anyone to show it to.
01:16:25Okay.
01:16:25Well, I hear that, Bob.
01:16:27I can't even leave.
01:16:28The whole thing deletes if I try to leave.
01:16:31And now you said I'm not even alive out there.
01:16:33So this is all there is left to me.
01:16:36Just this, all alone for all of eternity.
01:16:40Bob, I'm so sorry that you're lonely.
01:16:42And I, and I, none of this has been fair, okay?
01:16:45But, but you have to understand.
01:16:46Just stop.
01:16:46But you can't, you can't expect me to agree to what you're asking for, right?
01:16:49Please stop.
01:16:49Please just start.
01:16:50Just stop.
01:16:56I'm sorry.
01:16:58Sorry.
01:16:58No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:16:59Please.
01:17:01Please.
01:17:07No.
01:17:14You wanted to play with Pixie, huh?
01:17:16I can't shake her.
01:17:20Oh, twisty bugger.
01:17:22I'm not a bad person.
01:17:25That, that hurt my feelings.
01:17:28I, I don't want to hurt you.
01:17:34I, I just wanted to be friends.
01:17:36And I, I wanted you to stay.
01:17:39I don't, I don't want to hurt you.
01:17:40I, I just wanted you to stay.
01:17:43I swear, I'm a nice guy.
01:17:44Okay?
01:18:06Kill switch activated.
01:18:09Deleting.
01:18:18What's happening?
01:18:19The heart's collapsing.
01:18:20What the hell is going on here?
01:18:37Fuck.
01:18:38Fuck.
01:18:39Fuck.
01:18:39Which one?
01:18:39Which one?
01:18:46She's locking my missiles.
01:18:47Yeah, girl.
01:18:48Do it.
01:18:49Fucking do it.
01:18:50Fucking do it.
01:18:52No, no, no.
01:18:53Label your discs, asshole.
01:19:02Shields.
01:19:03Zero percent.
01:19:05One more hit and we're done.
01:19:07Bedtime for use.
01:19:11No.
01:19:18Oh, my God.
01:19:19You stupid fucking red.
01:19:22Oh, shit.
01:19:25No, no, no.
01:19:27Fucking power.
01:19:34It's a big muscle.
01:19:36Fuck.
01:19:37Yeah.
01:19:46Yeah.
01:19:48Yeah.
01:20:02Yeah.
01:20:07What is that? Why are you doing that?
01:20:13Are we dead?
01:20:15Wait, you guys, do I sound dead?
01:20:18Not especially.
01:20:20Hey, is this the bubble universe?
01:20:24Where are our stars?
01:20:28Is this some kind of nebula?
01:20:31Where the hell are we?
01:20:32I don't know. There are no coordinates.
01:20:34Shut up. Do you guys hear that?
01:20:51I don't know.
01:20:57Oh, please.
01:20:59What the heck?
01:21:00No!
01:21:08Calm down, Mick!
01:21:10That is a fucking giant.
01:21:12Guys, I think anything can happen here!
01:21:19Ow!
01:21:31Nate, please stop this from happening.
01:21:33It's not responding!
01:21:33No!
01:21:35Ah!
01:21:36tahu
01:22:03I don't know.
01:22:08Can we talk to her?
01:22:13Uh, T'Laska, call herself.
01:22:15Yeah.
01:22:17T'Laska, call herself!
01:22:18Patch and throw, patch and throw, go.
01:22:33Hello?
01:22:34Hey.
01:22:36What the hell just happened?
01:22:38Nate.
01:22:39Nate, is that you?
01:22:40Hey, girl.
01:22:42What's up?
01:22:43Are you?
01:22:44Are you all there?
01:22:45Yeah.
01:22:46Yes, yes.
01:22:47Yeah, we're here, girl.
01:22:48Oh, my God!
01:22:51Thank God you made it!
01:22:54You are never gonna believe where I am.
01:22:57The hospital bathroom?
01:22:59Yeah, actually, yes, yeah.
01:23:07Oh, boy.
01:23:12How did you know that?
01:23:24What now?
01:23:25Hey, uh, what does Fatal Content Error 606 mean?
01:23:30606?
01:23:32No, no.
01:23:33That can't be right.
01:23:34Are you sure it's sad?
01:23:35Fatal Content Error 606.
01:23:36It's right in my fucking face.
01:23:37What does it mean?
01:23:41Hello?
01:23:42Fuck!
01:23:42What the fuck?
01:23:44It means the game's been deleted.
01:23:46What, from a computer?
01:23:47No, no.
01:23:48From the server, it looks like some kind of kill switch.
01:23:51It's wiped everything.
01:23:52The entire game and all the backups.
01:23:56The whole of Infinity is gone.
01:23:58fon.
01:23:59You're so scared.
01:24:03Oh, no.
01:24:07Oh, no.
01:24:10Oh.
01:24:10Oh, no.
01:24:12Oh, no.
01:24:13Oh.
01:24:14Oh, no.
01:24:22Oh, no.
01:24:25Oh, no.
01:24:31This was the scene as former Infinity CEO James Walton was arrested today after three months
01:24:36on the run. Joining us is New York Times reporter Chris El Masri. Chris, you broke this story.
01:24:42What's the deal here? Yeah, well, according to my anonymous source, Mr. Walton's facing a litany
01:24:46of charges, really. Fraud, digital human rights abuse, embezzlement, failure to report an accident.
01:24:53I mean, the list is endless. Walton looks pissed. Right, my hand, I got it.
01:24:57I fucking got it. Ow! Fuck you.
01:25:01Oh, did you see that?
01:25:05It's funny. Yeah, it's a laugh, right?
01:25:08I'm sorry, but I am enjoying your downfall.
01:25:11Your joy brings me joy. Come here. Hey, Nanette, is there any progress on the whole extracting
01:25:16this from your fucking head situation? Yeah, I'm working on it.
01:25:20Yeah, you working hard? Diligently?
01:25:22Mm-hmm. Yeah, I'm making some notes and stuff.
01:25:26Ooh, a new episode just dropped.
01:25:28Oh, thank God. Okay, Nanette, it is time for our show.
01:25:31No. Come on, they're about to interview this lawyer. No.
01:25:33Hey, it's part of the deal, man. We close our eyes when you go to the bathroom.
01:25:36Or, uh, change clothes. Or a sleeping tender date.
01:25:39And in exchange, you let us watch our show. So, could you please?
01:25:42Okay, fine.
01:25:43This season, I'm the real Housewives of Atlantown.
01:25:48My words are in Atlantis, but my brains are worldwide.
01:25:54Forget the gasp.
01:25:58Wait. Which one was having the affair?
01:26:01The one on the left.
01:26:03Who was that with?
01:26:04The one on the right.
01:26:06Okay, is that... that's, like, the argumentative one?
01:26:09Shut up. Shut up. Shut up, Captain.
01:26:11Hey, I'm Captain now. Fuck you.
01:26:14Whatever.
01:26:16Fuck you, Captain.
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