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First broadcast 18th January 2016.
Dan ends up in hospital following a spot of dodgy DIY.
Charlotte Ritchie - Hannah
Tom Stourton - Dan
Jeremy Neumark Jones - Dylan
Geoffrey McGivern - Frank (as Geoff McGivern)
Roxy Sternberg - Amy
Kieran Hodgson - Sandy
Dan ends up in hospital following a spot of dodgy DIY.
Charlotte Ritchie - Hannah
Tom Stourton - Dan
Jeremy Neumark Jones - Dylan
Geoffrey McGivern - Frank (as Geoff McGivern)
Roxy Sternberg - Amy
Kieran Hodgson - Sandy
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00:03Dan, which colour lipstick should I go for?
00:06Shocking Rose or Saw Nipple Pink?
00:08Whoa, where are you off to tonight?
00:10Mama's got us off a date.
00:12Again? I've already had four this week. It's only Wednesday.
00:15I know. It's this awesome new dating app. It keeps matching me up with guys.
00:19I guess all those lies I put on my profile are paying off.
00:21What lies?
00:22Oh, you know, little things. I speak Italian, I volunteer at a donkey sanctuary, I'm a helicopter pilot.
00:28What?
00:29It's fine. Everyone does it.
00:31Look at this guy I'm meeting. His name's Dylan, and his picture is fucking ridiculously fit,
00:35but for all I know, he's some four-foot-two creep with wooden teeth and a chin beard.
00:39Ooh, which reminds me. Have you seen my flick knife?
00:42No, why?
00:44Well, if he does turn out to be a nutjob, then I can slash him. I've looked it up. It's
00:47basically legal.
00:48If you want, you can borrow a screwdriver.
00:51What is all this stuff?
00:53You're not the only one with a fun plan. I'm building myself a shelf.
00:57Uh, why?
00:58I wanted to try out my new toolkit.
01:00Can you believe that some random guy sold me the whole set for 20 quid and one cup of clean
01:05urine?
01:06Okay, I don't think you should be doing any DIY.
01:08You've ended up in hospital trying to put Lego together twice.
01:11Yeah, but I'm not going to get a whole nail gun stuck up my nose, am I?
01:15Jesus!
01:16Look, please don't hurt yourself doing anything stupid, okay?
01:20Ha!
01:21There she is.
01:23Wish me luck.
01:48Fuck me.
01:49Hannah, right?
01:50Sorry, it's just you look even better in real life than you did in your photos. That never happens.
01:55Ha! Thanks.
01:56I wish everything could start like this.
01:58Ha!
01:59Oh, I already ordered. I hope you don't mind.
02:01We can get another plate of ribs for you. They're amazing.
02:04It's like having a whole pig melt in your mouth.
02:06No, that's cool. I think I'll just have the, uh, Caesar salad.
02:10No, Chelsea.
02:11Well, that's all you're having?
02:12Kind of on a strict diet for work. I'm an underwear model.
02:15Wow. That's so cool. Never met a model before. My brother once got tricked into posing for a UKIP poster,
02:21but that's about it.
02:22It's kind of a cool job. It does get a bit samey, though.
02:25Anyway, your job sounds much more fun. Helicopter pilot.
02:28What?
02:29Oh, shit. Yeah. Yeah. The job that I put on my profile, and definitely do.
02:35Uh, it's like they say, keep your feet on the ground, and soon they'll be not on the ground.
02:41God. It's so refreshing to spend time with a civilian for once.
02:46Civilian?
02:47Oh, sorry. That's what we call people who aren't in the industry.
02:50But, I mean, you're not a model and you're hot. That's like hitting the jackpot.
02:56This place used to be so great. Now it's always swarming with idiots.
02:59Oh, well, we can go somewhere else if you like. I know a private members club around the corner. It's
03:04kind of chic and pretentious.
03:06Perfect. Let's get the waiter back and then we can cancel your order. Maybe get another plate of ribs for
03:10the road.
03:11Yeah, great.
03:18We make a great team.
03:24Well, hello there.
03:27What's that?
03:29That's right, madam.
03:30Madam, I am a rugged builder.
03:33And it's your lucky day, because I'm here to nail you with my nail gun.
03:40And also with my dick.
03:43Actually, I'm only gonna use my dick.
03:46Because this nail gun is really a weapon.
03:51That's right.
03:53I'm also a spy.
03:54I've got a license to kill and drill.
04:11Excuse me, fella.
04:12You don't have a lighter, do you?
04:13No, sorry, dude.
04:15To be honest, should you really be smoking?
04:17I mean, don't take this the wrong way, but you look fucking dreadful.
04:21Nah, you've got a point.
04:23Fuck it.
04:24Well, how about you make yourself useful and help me back to my room?
04:28Sure thing.
04:29Wait, you don't have anything contagious, do you?
04:32Smallpox?
04:32That thing from 28 Days Later?
04:34Yeah.
04:37Cool.
04:39Sweet medal.
04:41Is it real?
04:41Yeah.
04:42I was in the services for a bit back in the day.
04:45That was my prize for getting shot.
04:48Oh, shit.
04:48I literally just got shot tonight.
04:50I mean, it was with a nail gun and I did it to myself, but still, I get what you
04:55went through.
04:56And what's this?
04:58I got given that in an opium den in Beijing after I helped this guy's mistress give birth.
05:03Poor bastard was so grateful they named the baby after me.
05:07That's a mahjong set I made by hand while I was a teacher out in Burma.
05:14And what's the story with this?
05:16That's my catheter.
05:17It helps drain excess urine.
05:21Oh, right.
05:22I'll put that...
05:22Well, thanks for the hand, fella.
05:25I'm sure you've got to get going.
05:27Nah.
05:27Got literally nothing on all night.
05:29Hey, do you want to play a game with that mahjong?
05:31Do you know how to play?
05:32No.
05:33Oh, good.
05:39This place is literally crawling with celebrities.
05:42I've already seen Jessie J and three of the pirates from Captain Phillips.
05:45Those guys are always in here.
05:47Dylan, I don't want to jinx this, but it might be the perfect day.
05:51Yeah.
05:51I'm having a good time, too.
05:53You know, usually I'm in here with other models and they're so busy comparing the latest tapeworm diets,
05:58they're not actually enjoying themselves.
06:00What?
06:00This place is awesome.
06:02Well, except for the music.
06:03It's like the soundtrack to a jazzy murder-suicide.
06:06Well, I know the DJ.
06:07We can go request a track.
06:08Yes, please.
06:13Pascal.
06:14My man.
06:15This is Hannah.
06:16Is it cool if we make a request?
06:18Yeah, sure.
06:18What do you want?
06:19Actually, is it all right if I put on some of my own stuff?
06:22That's right.
06:26Well, I'm over to you.
06:28Oh, don't worry.
06:29I've got my own party playlist.
06:31Okay, now the date's perfect.
06:34Come on.
06:35Let's go get some free mojitos.
06:39I don't know about you, but I'm gagging for a drink.
06:42Reach under the mattress for me.
06:48Oh, Frank.
06:50You sly old dog.
06:52I'll get one of the cleaners to sneak them in for me in exchange for giving him English lessons.
06:58Why don't you just get one of your family to sneak them in?
07:00Well, I would, but I'm in the sticky position of not having any.
07:03What happened?
07:04Was it like a Batman thing?
07:05They were murdered in front of your eyes.
07:07Nothing like that.
07:08I just never really settled down, you know?
07:11Right.
07:12That's me for the night.
07:14Cool.
07:16What are your plans tomorrow?
07:17I could come visit again?
07:18I could sneak you in some more bottles of booze.
07:21Really?
07:22I've seen it for you.
07:23Are you kidding?
07:24I get to play ball games, listen to cool stories from the past.
07:27You're like the granddad I never had.
07:30I mean, I do have a granddad, but he's kind of boring.
07:33And he only eats sardines, so...
07:35He has terrible breath.
07:37Right.
07:48Hey, Hannah.
07:49Hi, Dan.
07:50All right?
07:50Just realised you didn't come home last night.
07:52Wanted to make sure you were safe.
07:54Or didn't stab anyone.
07:55Don't worry.
07:56I had the best night ever.
07:59Dylan was literally unbelievable.
08:02He's a model, and he took us to this exclusive members club, and then I got off with his amazing
08:07body.
08:08Two and a half times.
08:10How was your night?
08:11Really fun.
08:12I shot myself with that nail gun, and then at the hospital, I met this old dude with kidney failure.
08:16Genuinely no part of that sounds fun, but to be honest, most things are beneath me now.
08:21I mean, I am part of a power couple.
08:23Since when?
08:24Since right now.
08:26From today, it's just going to be me and my gorgeous model boyfriend popping from one swanky shindig to another.
08:32Ooh, speaking of which, I better go.
08:35Morning.
08:36Who's that?
08:37My brother.
08:37I was just bragging about how much fun we had last night.
08:40Oh, cool.
08:41Well, maybe we can have a bit more fun this morning.
08:44Uh-oh.
08:45Sorry.
08:45Ignore me.
08:46I just wanted to grab my phone charger.
08:48Hi, Amy.
08:49This is Hannah.
08:50Hannah, this is my pal Amy.
08:51She's crushing with me for a while.
08:53Oh, and it looks like you hit the jackpot pickle.
08:56Pickle?
08:57Listen, I've got to run like crazy, but dinner tonight, yeah?
08:59Of course.
09:00It's Thai Thursdays.
09:01Thursdays.
09:05So lovely to meet you, Hannah.
09:10She seems nice.
09:12How do you know each other?
09:13Oh, me and Amy go way back.
09:15We actually did our first photo shoot together.
09:17She's a model, too.
09:18I can see why.
09:19She's pretty hot.
09:20I don't know.
09:20She's kind of like a sister to me now.
09:21I mean, we used to go out, but...
09:23Really?
09:24For how long?
09:25Oh, not that long.
09:26Four years.
09:27On and off.
09:28Mostly on.
09:28You and her for four years?
09:30Yeah.
09:31Cool.
09:32Cool, cool, cool.
09:33That is so cool.
09:41Dan, can you move all of your tools?
09:43It's like living in a fucking B&Q.
09:45No time.
09:45Off to see Frank.
09:47Really?
09:48You've seen him every day this week.
09:49Yeah, because he's awesome.
09:51Plus, I'm like the only person he has to hang out with.
09:53Wow, that must be depressing.
09:54I'm going to take him a few box sets, take his mind off being stuck in hospital.
09:58ER, house, and Grey's Anatomy.
10:02Hey, give him an iPad cover from me.
10:04Whoa, where'd you get all this?
10:06Dylan gets all of this free swag from photo shoots and lets me have it.
10:10Sunglasses.
10:11Ooh, do you want a head massage?
10:13I've got, like, a six.
10:14Yes.
10:19Wow.
10:20I guess you really are in a power couple.
10:23The only problem is his dumb ex-girlfriend.
10:25Why?
10:25What's she done?
10:26Well, technically nothing, but they spend way too much time together.
10:29I mean, look at this.
10:31Yesterday, he sent me a picture of them at the seaside.
10:33They went there for a day trip just for a laugh.
10:36I mean, who the fuck does that?
10:37Whoa, Nellie!
10:39She is unbelievable.
10:41No wonder you're jealous.
10:42Oh, I am not jealous, OK?
10:44Now, could I have my phone back, please?
10:46One sec.
10:47Just texting the picture to myself.
10:49Oh.
10:54It's open.
10:59Hey, guys.
10:59What's going on?
11:00Oh, hey, Hannah.
11:01We're about to watch The Legend of Bag of Vance.
11:03It's, like, our favourite film.
11:05Bag of Vance?
11:06The one where Will Smith plays a magical golf caddy?
11:08We watch it once a week.
11:09It's sort of a dumb tradition.
11:11We're on this shoot in Helsinki, staying at this crappy hotel,
11:14and we got snowed in for, like, a week.
11:16For some reason, it was the only DVD they had.
11:19We must have watched it together, like, 30 times.
11:21Oh, my God, Pickle.
11:22Do you remember that mental hotel manager?
11:27Yeah, yeah.
11:33Classic.
11:35Well, hey, how about I join you guys?
11:37Yeah, it might be fun to watch a film with my boyfriend.
11:40Yeah, come sit with us.
11:49Are you?
11:56Do you think about us really nicely,
11:59if they let me take one of these home?
12:05I'm bored. Tell me another story.
12:07Did I tell you about the summer I spent working as a dog groomer in Quebec?
12:11You did, yeah.
12:12How about when I saw John Major drop a donut on the street,
12:15look around to check no one saw,
12:17and then carried on eating it?
12:18Yeah, I heard that one too.
12:20I guess you've heard them all then.
12:22I'll tell you.
12:24You know your life's in the shitter,
12:26when the last exciting thing you remember doing
12:29is giving a stool sample.
12:31I wish I'd met you 80 years ago.
12:33Jesus Christ, then, how fucking old do you think I am?
12:37Why aren't he 62?
12:38Oh, sorry.
12:40I was just saying,
12:41I wish I could have gone on all your cool adventures with you.
12:43You'd be Tintin, I'd be his little dog.
12:46Do you really want an adventure?
12:48Come with me.
12:58Here we go, lovely.
13:00Okay.
13:01I need you to go and distract that nurse for a bit.
13:04Distract her?
13:05Okay.
13:05Like a bomb threat or something.
13:07Just keep her talking, all right?
13:09Leave the rest to me.
13:14Excuse me.
13:15Hello, nurse.
13:17I'm kind of worried because I've got this weird thing where I feel constipated.
13:25Right.
13:26But also, like, my eyes feel loose.
13:32As if they're starting to shrink and they might fall out soon.
13:39But also the constipation thing.
13:42God!
13:44I suddenly feel totally fine.
13:47That's so weird.
13:48You must be an amazing nurse.
13:50You guys should be paid more.
13:52I've always said that.
14:04Gets me every time.
14:06So beautiful, right?
14:09Oh, yeah, totally.
14:10I am crying.
14:12It's just my tears are very dry.
14:15Oh, my God!
14:16Pickle!
14:17It's those test shots from the Sweden shoot.
14:20I know I said I'd never do nudes, but...
14:22What do you think?
14:25These are stunning.
14:26You think so?
14:27Well, if you scroll down, there are some with the nipples covered, too.
14:30Well, it's tough.
14:32They've all got, like, this really great raw sexuality.
14:36What do you think?
14:38Covered?
14:39Or the ones with the exposed nipples?
14:43Oh, sorry, Amy.
14:45You better go change.
14:47It's okay.
14:48I'll just be a second.
14:54Okay, what the fuck is the deal with you two?
14:55What do you mean?
14:56You're always hanging out together.
14:58She keeps calling you Pickle.
14:59And you both love this bullshit film.
15:01Whoa, Bag of Vance is a good film, okay?
15:04And me and Amy are just close.
15:05I told you, she's like my sister.
15:07Yeah, your really sexy sister who you've slept with multiple times.
15:10I promise, we're just good friends.
15:13You've got nothing to worry about.
15:14Okay.
15:15Then you wouldn't mind her going out with someone else?
15:17Well, no, of course not.
15:18Cool.
15:18In that case, how about I set her up with a guy?
15:21Well, sure.
15:22Who are you thinking?
15:26Wait, so what is this?
15:27Liquid morphine.
15:29Oh.
15:29You ever tried it?
15:30No, but my mum used to take it for a back pain.
15:32And whenever she had to come see my French horn recitals.
15:35This is pretty much the only thing that makes this hospital bearable.
15:40Say how?
15:42Uh...
15:47Hey.
15:49Just hanging with Frank.
15:52Tonight?
15:53Yeah, definitely.
15:55Uh...
15:56Sweet.
15:56I'll be there in a bit.
15:58Holy shit.
15:59My sister's just got me a date with maybe the hottest girl ever.
16:02I think I'm gonna have to bounce.
16:04You gonna be all right by yourself?
16:05I'll manage.
16:06At least one of us should be having some fun.
16:08Yeah.
16:08Although, I'd get a move on if I were you,
16:11cause once this stuff kicks in,
16:12you're not even gonna know what year it is.
16:14Don't worry.
16:15I can handle my shit.
16:21My brother should be here soon.
16:23He is a real catch.
16:24He's tall, handsome.
16:26He nearly put up a shelf.
16:34Dan, you're late.
16:35Where the hell have you been?
16:38What's up with you?
16:39Me and Frank took some liquid morphine.
16:41Shhh.
16:45Uh, guys, this is Dan.
16:47Dan.
16:47This is Amy.
16:49And Dylan.
16:50Oh, my God.
16:51You could be a porn star.
16:52Okay.
16:54Well, seeing as this is a double date,
16:56I was thinking maybe a fun way to break the ice would be to play some party games.
16:59Oh, yeah.
17:00We could split off into couples.
17:01Oh, I'm with Hannah.
17:02No, no.
17:03You're with Amy.
17:04And I'll be with Dylan, my boyfriend.
17:08Let's play some games!
17:10Get it done.
17:11Get it done.
17:12Get it done.
17:12Get it done.
17:18It's a dick.
17:19No.
17:22It's a dick.
17:23No.
17:24It's a dick.
17:25No.
17:27It's not how you draw a dick.
17:33Film.
17:34Film.
17:35Six words.
17:36First word.
17:38Claddy with the Prux on some meatballs.
17:40Yes.
17:40Great guess.
17:41That was a great mime pickle.
17:43Yeah.
17:44Great mime pickle.
17:48I'm hungry.
17:49What's your favourite eat?
17:51What...
17:51What do you eat?
17:53Oh, um...
17:55I like lots of...
17:56Oh!
17:56Shut up!
18:00That is so rude.
18:03Oh, hey.
18:03There's this perfume launch at the club on Friday.
18:06Do you want to be my plus one?
18:08Definitely.
18:09We wouldn't be much of a power couple otherwise, would we?
18:12Speaking of couples, Amy and Dan really seem to be hitting it off.
18:21Let's leave them to it.
18:37What are you doing?
18:39Oh, sorry.
18:39It's just Amy.
18:43Uh...
18:44Oh.
18:46Oh.
18:47Oh.
18:48Dylan.
18:48This isn't dinner with your parents.
18:50You can't just zone out in the middle and check your emails.
18:52Oh.
18:53I'm sorry.
18:54Sorry.
18:55My bad.
19:00Oh.
19:02Oh.
19:02Okay.
19:06Just a quick reply.
19:07I'll do it in emojis.
19:09Oh.
19:11I'm sorry, Dylan.
19:12I didn't want to have to do this, but you've left me with no choice.
19:15It's me or Amy.
19:16What?
19:17You have to choose one.
19:18Either I'm in your life or Amy is.
19:20Well, I guess...
19:21Amy.
19:22What the fuck?
19:23I was like a thousand percent sure you were going to choose me.
19:26Yeah, but Amy's like one of the most important things in my life.
19:29Cutting her out would be like losing a part of my soul.
19:31But...
19:32But what about us?
19:33I mean, we're a power couple.
19:35There can't be a power single.
19:36Look, Hannah.
19:37Maybe you should go.
19:39Seriously?
19:39You're breaking up with me?
19:41Can't we talk about this or at least just finish having sex?
19:44Oh.
19:45I don't think that's a good idea.
19:46Perfect.
19:47My boyfriend dumps me and then he doesn't even have the decency to finish me off.
19:51Thanks for nothing.
19:56Thanks, Doc.
19:57Hi.
20:02Casanova.
20:03How was the day?
20:05Didn't go in the end.
20:06Just had a really good night's sleep instead.
20:08So what did the doc want?
20:10My test results came back.
20:12Drum roll.
20:14It's terminal, Dan.
20:16There's nothing else they can do for me.
20:19Oh, shit.
20:21It's how it goes.
20:21You live life for a bit.
20:23Then you don't.
20:24There must be something they can do.
20:26Can't they put your brain in a jam jar?
20:27Or a robot?
20:28Bless you.
20:30Then it's my time to go.
20:39Good night, sweet prince.
20:40What are you doing?
20:42I'm not dying right now.
20:44They said I've maybe got a couple of months left in me.
20:47Great!
20:48Well, not great, but you know.
20:51So, what do you want to do today?
20:53I was thinking we could sneak into one of the operating rooms.
20:56Watch a couple of skin grafts.
20:57I don't think I'm really in the mood for anything like that, Dan.
21:01Maybe you should just head off.
21:03Yeah.
21:06Sure.
21:12Dan, I lost my flip knife again.
21:14Can I borrow a screwdriver?
21:16Got another date?
21:16Yeah.
21:17Dylan is history.
21:18I'm Katie Holmes, post Tom Cruise.
21:21I'm getting back out there and showing the world how fine I am.
21:23And I'm taking the kid and a bunch of weird Scientology secrets with me.
21:26Is there any chance you're ever going to clear this up?
21:29What's the point in cleaning up?
21:31Doesn't matter what we do with our lives, we're all going to die anyway.
21:34Jesus, Camu. What's the matter?
21:37Frank got some test results back.
21:39Turns out he's terminal.
21:41Sucks!
21:42He's like a granddad to me.
21:44You realise we do have a granddad?
21:46I just wish there was something I could do for Frank.
21:49You know?
21:50Show him my appreciation for all the cool stories and life advice
21:55and that wicked morphine high.
21:57Well, don't bring him back here.
21:59I'm trying to move on from Dylan and get lucky tonight.
22:01The last thing I need is a dying old man in my living room cock blocking me.
22:17Frank!
22:18Jesus!
22:20Dan?
22:21What are you wearing?
22:22It's a disguise.
22:23I'm busting you out of here.
22:25You might be terminal, but they can't cage a puma.
22:28It's time for one more adventure.
22:30Dan, this is a hospital.
22:31You don't have to break me out.
22:33I'm allowed to leave whenever I want.
22:35Oh.
22:36Well, get dressed and let's go.
22:38Where are we going?
22:39It's a surprise.
22:40Also, I know it's not strictly necessary, but...
22:43Do you want to put on this wig anyway?
22:45Just for a laugh.
22:56Ooh.
22:58I like this place.
23:00They have really good ice.
23:01What do you mean?
23:02The ice here is great.
23:04It's very cold.
23:06Usually I don't like cold ice because I have a sensitive track here.
23:09Oh, fucking hell.
23:10Look, Sam...
23:11It's actually Sandy.
23:12Whatever.
23:13I'm sorry.
23:14I've made a huge mistake.
23:15I had the perfect man, and then I just threw it all away,
23:18worrying about his stupid ex-girlfriend.
23:20I'm such an idiot.
23:22We all get jealous sometimes.
23:23What?
23:23No.
23:24Problem is, I went in too hard too fast.
23:27I should have bided my time and sabotaged their relationship slowly
23:30via a series of psychological traps.
23:3324 hours ago, I was in a power couple,
23:35and now I'm stuck here with fucking you.
23:39Oh, dear.
23:40I've got to get Dylan back.
23:42Sorry, Paul.
23:51What's up?
23:52What do you think?
23:54Why have you brought me here?
23:56Because I wanted us to have another adventure together.
23:58At a bloody fairground?
24:00Well, I thought about taking you to this private lodge in Zimbabwe,
24:04where you can pay to shoot an elephant in the head,
24:06but it was really expensive.
24:08Also, the videos were pretty horrific.
24:10No.
24:11Let's just head back, yeah.
24:12Okay, look.
24:13I know it's not perfect, but I had to do something.
24:16I just hate the thought of you lying in hospital doing a crossword
24:19and being force-fed mashed up pancakes while just waiting to, you know, die forever.
24:23Christ.
24:25You're taking this worse than I am.
24:28All right.
24:29I'll stay.
24:30Okay.
24:31As long as you promise not to bring up the fact that I'm dying anyway.
24:35Deal.
24:36Okay.
24:36What's your favourite colour candy floss?
24:38Oh, wait.
24:39Don't tell me I wanted to be surprised.
24:41Dylan!
24:43Dylan!
24:44Oh, thank God I found you.
24:46This place is mad.
24:48I just saw Bruno Mars and David Suchet showing a daiquiri.
24:50What are you doing here?
24:52I made a huge mistake and I want us to get back together.
24:55I was being stupid.
24:56I don't care that you and Amy are close or that you sometimes share a toothbrush.
25:00It's like you said, she's part of your soul.
25:03And that's cool.
25:04She can be your soul and I can just be your girlfriend.
25:06Is that true, Pickle?
25:07Oh, surprise, surprise, it's Amy.
25:10Look, I'm trying to talk to my soon-to-be boyfriend again.
25:12Did you really say that I was part of your soul?
25:14Yeah.
25:15You're like the most important person to me.
25:19Really?
25:20Guys, what are you doing?
25:21Yeah.
25:22Everyone that I've been with since we split has been meaningless.
25:25You have no idea how many civilians I've had to slum it with.
25:28It's been so awful.
25:29I'm standing right here.
25:30What the fuck?
25:31I love you, Pickle.
25:33No.
25:34Stop that.
25:35Stop that.
25:36Why are you coming?
25:38Stop it!
25:41Simon, I thought we were supposed to be a power couple!
25:50Thanks for getting me this.
25:52I'm gonna call him Frank Junior.
25:53That's the least I could do for you.
25:55Getting me out of that hospital for a bit.
25:57So you're having a good time?
25:59I mean, I'm shattered.
26:00And I'm pretty sure that hot dog I had has given me heartburn.
26:04But yeah, tonight's been fun.
26:06I told you you'd enjoy yourself.
26:08Who doesn't enjoy a fairground?
26:09You'd have to be dead.
26:11Sorry.
26:12That's all right.
26:14And I don't want to get too soft about it, but I've got to say, it has been nice having
26:18someone to talk to.
26:21I'm glad you shot yourself in the leg.
26:23Me too.
26:25And I know you've only got a couple of months left, but we're gonna make them count.
26:28I'm thinking karaoke, Turkish bars, and maybe a road trip to Stonehenge.
26:33What do you reckon, Frank?
26:36Frank?
26:38Frank, are you okay?
26:41Oh, my God.
26:43Excuse me.
26:45Stop the ride!
26:47My friend's dead.
26:50Stop the ride!
26:52Excuse me, my friend's dead.
26:56Help!
26:57Help!
27:08Hey, sis. How was your date?
27:11Terrible. I ended up trying to win Dylan back, but he chose Amy instead. His loss.
27:15Not really. Amy was super hot.
27:18I thought you were going to set me up with her at some point. The one that got away.
27:22I did set you up with her. The double date? It was literally right here.
27:28I have no idea what you're talking about.
27:31Where did you get that toy?
27:34Frank won it for me. Just before he died.
27:36Wait, he's dead? Are you all right?
27:39Yeah, it's like Frank said. It's just his time to go.
27:41Plus, because he died in the fairground, they gave me two complimentary lifetime passes.
27:46Wanna go this weekend?
27:47Well, I don't have any more dates lined up, so yeah, why not?
27:50Finish with the app, then?
27:51Oh, definitely. You know, I think this whole Dylan thing just proves that it is full of sad acts and
27:56weirdos.
27:57Trust me, I could do a lot better.
27:58Hey, last night was fun.
28:02Shut the fuck up, Sandy.
28:04Okay.
28:16Okay.
28:22Okay.
28:24Hey, last night was fun.
28:38Hey.
28:42Hey.
28:45Hey.
28:45Hey.
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