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00:09I
00:09Looks like George RR Martin
00:14Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello. Good to meet you. How are you Caroline you're right? Yeah, I'm sorry
00:19I actually feel really starstruck. I'd like know who are you all love?
00:23You fly and that helicopter's coming. I did not fly in a helicopter to come here
00:28You can't from Steve's wall
00:31You we went and right now stay. I'm still involved with comic relief. I'm a life president
00:37Bit like Donald Trump's gonna be
00:43You're not ready for do you not think no now I'm ready for anything not this one
00:58You've done that sorry, I'm so sorry
01:10Harry would you like to introduce us of course
01:15Hello hello, and welcome to the assembly. Thank you for having me our collective of autistic
01:23Neurodivergent and learning disabled interviewers
01:26Our rules are no subject is out of bounds
01:29No question is off the table and all might happen
01:33Please tell me who you are. My name is H. Anna Maxwell Martin. Nicola Sturgeon. I'm Stephen Fry. My name
01:40is Lenny Henry
01:41I'm Rylan, and I'm a TV presenter
01:43You're handsome like Elvis Aaron Presley. Oh, I will take that. Thank you
01:51You know what that's the Botox
01:53Okay, that's the Botox. Okay
01:56Off to you, Ben
01:57All right, so my first question is better touchy one
02:10So
02:11When you used to sneak cocaine into certain places more like the House of Commons in particular
02:20Usually they have like gods like outside so there's not many ways you could smuggle it in the question is
02:28Did you smuggle it through your backside?
02:32Yes
02:32Yes
02:35Fortunately I never did that
02:37The fact is you know a wrap of cocaine is a little little sliver of paper that big you just
02:42put it in your wallet behind the credit card
02:44They're not looking for drugs. They're looking for weapons and so on
02:47It wouldn't occur to them that someone would be as dreadful as me and bring it in
02:51Although since my time there
02:53I know they have had a few drug tests of the toilets in the House of Commons and found a
02:59lot of cocaine
02:59So I'm by no means
03:01It was yours!
03:01It wasn't mine
03:03It wasn't mine
03:04It wasn't mine
03:05No, it wasn't
03:05You are
03:06Not doing it no more
03:08Oh no
03:08No, I'm certainly not
03:10No, no
03:10And I wouldn't recommend anybody to it obviously
03:13All right, thank you
03:14Thank you
03:14It was a pleasure chatting to you
03:16Thank you very much
03:17Okay, we're coming to Jacob
03:18Hi Jacob
03:19Hello, Nicola Sturgeon
03:21Do you wear long johns on cold days?
03:25Long johns!
03:29Well, during election campaigns, there was one election campaign
03:33It was when Boris Johnson was Prime Minister
03:36December 2019
03:38December 2019
03:38And it was freezing
03:40So it wasn't long johns, but quite often when I was out and about campaigning in that election
03:47I wore kind of thermal leggings underneath whatever I was wearing
03:50So yeah, kinda
03:52I did wear long johns once to a football match
03:55I can remember the date
03:56It was the 11th of February 2020
03:58I went to see a Leeds-Brentford game at the Old Brentford
04:01And it was a freezing cold night
04:03That was when I wore long johns under tracksuit bottoms that I was wearing
04:07I went to Edinburgh at the end of December 2015
04:11And I can remember I didn't wear long johns then
04:14Yeah
04:14But I was warm enough, which is the main thing
04:17So do you recommend long johns?
04:20I'm happy enough not wearing long johns
04:22Okay
04:23Find somewhere to be inside
04:24Yeah
04:25And I'm nice and warm
04:27My next question is
04:28You're a big Cilla Black fan
04:30Gosh
04:31Of the song anyone who had a heart
04:35Do you prefer the Cilla Black version or the Dionne Warwick version?
04:39Always Cilla Black
04:40Yay
04:40Always
04:41Always
04:41I was obsessed with Cilla Black when I was a kid for some reason
04:44I mean I know a few Cilla Black songs
04:47Step Inside Love
04:48Step Inside Love
04:49That's my favourite
04:50Another Cilla Black song
04:51You're my world and you're my life
04:55You've got a great voice
04:56Thank you
04:57So I loved her
04:59And then I found out later on
05:01I'm going to whisper this
05:02She was a Tory
05:05Come again
05:06She was a Tory
05:07Really?
05:09Oh dear
05:09Really?
05:10You know
05:11I went off it a little bit
05:12But
05:12I know
05:14I'm going to say
05:15I didn't know that before
05:16Yeah
05:17Thank you Nicholas Sturgeon
05:18Thank you
05:18Thank you very much
05:22Chardonnay
05:22Nice to meet you
05:25Nice to meet you too
05:25Now this one is personal
05:27So you don't have to answer
05:29But it would be nice to know
05:30What celebrity death has affected you the most?
05:34Mine was Chuck Norris, the Texas Ranger
05:38Oh wow
05:39Wow
05:40Okay
05:42I think on a personal level it was probably Caroline Flack
05:46She won Strictly in 2014
05:48Yeah
05:48She did
05:49I found Caroline's death quite hard
05:52Um
05:52Because I knew Caroline well
05:54God bless her
05:56And I was actually on air
05:57On radio
05:59I had like 15-20 minutes left of the show
06:01And then sort of
06:02My producer came in and went
06:05Are you okay?
06:06I went
06:06Yeah?
06:07Well
06:07What are you going with that?
06:09He was like
06:10Have you not seen the news?
06:11And I looked at my phone
06:12And I had so many messages
06:14And it had obviously said that
06:15She'd passed away
06:16I mean I'm shocked at a load of people
06:18In the celeb world that died
06:20But from a personal point of view
06:21Yeah Caroline
06:22That really hit me hard
06:23I was really
06:24And still am upset
06:25I've had a few family deaths
06:27One yesterday
06:28A close friend
06:29I'm so sorry to hear that
06:30Yeah
06:30Oh I'm sorry
06:31I don't know how you feel
06:32Yeah it's not nice
06:33It's not nice
06:37It's not nice
06:37Now we're going to hear from Julis
06:38You've got married before
06:40I have been married before
06:42Yes
06:42Yes
06:43One
06:44How many times?
06:45How many times?
06:46Just once
06:46I've only been married once
06:47Okay
06:48And what happened after that
06:50Okay lovely
06:51Right
06:52That lovely creatures appeared
06:53Sorry I was getting into that romance
06:55Hi
06:55Hi
06:56Hi
06:56There is a game that we sometimes like to play
06:59It's called question tennis
07:01And the rules are
07:02I will ask you a question
07:03And you have to answer with a question
07:05And the first person who doesn't answer with a question loses
07:07And it's quick fire
07:08Okay
07:09I'm ready I'm ready I'm ready
07:10Should we start?
07:11Yes
07:12I started already
07:13Shit
07:14Oh my god
07:16No start again
07:17Oh my god
07:18I'll be nice
07:19What shoes are you wearing?
07:21What type of laces would you put in a shoe?
07:23Have you ever been to Japan?
07:25Have you ever been to China?
07:27Shall we go faster?
07:28Would you love to go slower?
07:30If I walk forwards
07:31Does it make you nervous?
07:32If I sat more upright on my chair
07:35Would it make you feel happier or sadder?
07:37Can we keep the pace up?
07:38I think I might be quicker than you
07:39Do you agree?
07:40How long should we do this?
07:41I think you're really scaring me
07:42Because you're actually really quick
07:43And I know I'm going really really slowly
07:45And failing in the game
07:45Do you agree?
07:46Should we do shorter questions?
07:48I'm panicking
07:49Do you feel a sense of panic also?
07:51Do you make sandwiches?
07:53If I were to say my temperature was hot
07:56I'd say it was quite hot
07:57Would you say you're hot or cool at the moment?
07:58Are you enjoying the view?
08:00The weather is okay today
08:02But some might say it's overcast
08:04It's not a question
08:06Awww
08:08I knew for the first five seconds
08:10I was going to play in the game
08:12Thank you
08:13You did very well
08:13Very well played
08:14Well played
08:18We're going to come to Natalie next
08:21Natalie hello
08:24What's your first night in prison like?
08:30I used to make a sort of cheap joke about it
08:34And say
08:35As someone who'd been to boarding school
08:37From the age of seven onwards
08:39Prison was a breeze
08:42Because I was used to
08:44Staying in a disciplined place
08:46With people in charge of you
08:48It was not as bad as the moment of being arrested
08:50Which was pretty terrible
08:53When I was a teenager
08:54I was very troubled
08:56And a problem for my parents
08:59It ended with me running away from home
09:01And I stole some credit cards
09:03And went pretty much loopy around different counties
09:06Eventually they caught up with me
09:08In the town of Swindon
09:09And I was arrested
09:12I was a convict
09:13And I had to work
09:14Polishing the floor of the wing
09:16Once you get used to it
09:17You kind of
09:18I mean the violence is unpleasant
09:20There were occasions when I could hear screams and things
09:24And that was horrible
09:28Okay, thank you Natalie
09:29You seem to be developing a lot of sticky fingers when you were a child
09:32Yeah, a lot
09:34Perfectly fair
09:35I can't deny it
09:36Is it true that you were a tea leaf?
09:37I was a tea leaf
09:39All right, Harry, you're next
09:42Hello sir, Lenny
09:43Hello, good hat
09:44Oh, thank you very much
09:46Good hat action
09:47One of my new disguises
09:49Nice
09:50Me and my mum and dad
09:51We love you on TV
09:54My favourite is your impressions of Frank Spencer
09:57That's a long time ago
09:59Can you do that impression for us please today?
10:01Hello Betty
10:02I've been having a bit of trouble
10:04That's the first thing I did on television
10:06And they didn't know I was black
10:09And the producer said
10:10Start off with your back to the audience
10:12And then turn around
10:14They smuggled me on stage
10:15And I was there going
10:16Hello Jessica
10:18Who's my little darling?
10:19And then I turned round
10:20And the entire audience of white people went
10:27It was brilliant
10:29And I've never stopped work for 15 years
10:31Thank you so much for your time
10:33Thank you, it's very kind of you too
10:34It's very nice to meet you
10:35Thank you, Harry
10:36Can I go to the loo quickly?
10:37You can go to the loo
10:38Of course you can
10:40I've been bursting to go to the toilet
10:42I'll let them back
10:43I'll let them back
10:44Oh yeah
10:45He'll be back
10:45Don't worry Shasta
10:47Is it on the left or on the right?
10:56You also the present of the supermarket suite
11:00You know what the funniest part?
11:01What are you shopping?
11:02That's the best part
11:03So obviously it was a studio
11:04Yeah
11:05But our main sponsor was Tesco
11:07So all of the supermarket that we built
11:09In the studio
11:10It was all real products
11:11Apart from the fresh stuff
11:12Oh
11:13So at the end of every shoe
11:14I would just take what I want
11:16I never
11:16I didn't have to go shopping for two years
11:19You stole it?
11:19Yeah
11:20I stole everything
11:21Oh my god
11:25Right, we're coming to Jodie now
11:26Jodie
11:27Go on Jodie
11:30It's not scary
11:31I didn't say that
11:32Try not to do
11:34Do you watch EastEnders?
11:36I have to confess I don't
11:38I used to watch EastEnders
11:41My mum was a big fan of EastEnders and Coronation Street and Crossroads
11:43I don't watch it all the time now though
11:45I like EastEnders
11:46I love EastEnders
11:47I am an EastEnders
11:48But who's your favourite character?
11:50In EastEnders I like Kat Slater
11:53Yeah, she's still there
11:55My favourite character back in the day was Dot Cotton
11:58Yeah
11:58I love Dot
12:01Bianca's mum
12:02Oh
12:03But my favourite character is Stacey Slater
12:06And I like that boy who got vested
12:10Bradley
12:11Bradley
12:12No, not Bradley
12:13It's Zoe's son
12:15Okay, that's new
12:16I have not watched that
12:17Yeah, you need to watch a new one
12:20Are you obsessed with EastEnders?
12:21Yes
12:21Wow
12:23I mean give me your best like get out of my pub
12:26You can do it Joes
12:27Joes you can do it, come on
12:30You give me
12:31Get out of my pub
12:31Yeah, come on
12:32Yeah
12:37Thanks Joes
12:39Very awesome
12:41Now we're gonna hear from Huey
12:44Hi
12:45Sorry
12:45Good morning
12:46Good morning
12:49I'm not sure if I want to have children
12:51Given the impact it could have on my career later on
12:53What advice would you give to young women in my position?
12:57Do what you feel is right in your heart
12:59And don't let anybody pressure you
13:03If you don't feel you want to have children there's nothing wrong with that
13:06There's a huge expectation that women will have children
13:10And if you don't then there's kind of something wrong with you
13:14That you've been really hard hearted and put your career first
13:17There's lots of reasons why women don't have children
13:20And although I had the miscarriage and that really affected me
13:25I don't feel like full of regret that I don't have children
13:29You know I've got a happy good life without children
13:31So I think you've just got to do what you feel is right
13:34And don't let anybody put any pressure on you
13:36Thank you
13:37Thank you
13:38Now, have you had friends?
13:41Have I had?
13:42Have you had friends around you?
13:45Because I've always been so busy doing the job I do
13:48And I've always been so focused on it
13:50I probably neglected my friends
13:53Why sometimes?
13:54Because I just, I was too busy and I thought it didn't matter
13:58And I feel a bit, you know, I, at times in my life, particularly recently
14:04I've really needed to have my friends
14:06And they've always been there for me
14:08And I've got some brilliant friends
14:09And so now I think I want to be a better friend to them as well
14:16So when they need me now, I would always want to be there
14:20But yeah, I think in life if you've got even one really good friend
14:26Then you're a millionaire
14:30We're coming to Claire now
14:33Hello Claire, oh my days we've got the same pants on
14:36Oh my god
14:37Nice to meet you, sorry, sorry, nice to meet you
14:40Now, why do your parents have less friends now that you're famous?
14:44I don't know, to be honest with you
14:46I think it was a lot to handle for my mum and dad
14:49When I started getting to a certain level
14:53Privacy became a big thing
14:56And maybe some people wasn't appreciating that, if that makes sense
15:01But they might be jealous
15:02I don't know, my parents haven't told me everything
15:05But I think maybe certain people who they was around
15:08Didn't really adapt well with what was going on
15:13Do you get what I mean? I don't know, I don't know
15:15There's certain things like with my sister as well
15:19That's taken a lot of my mum and dad's time
15:21Yeah
15:22So naturally things just happen
15:24Oh, your sister's lovely
15:25She's amazing, she's a little shit though
15:29Everyone is though, from time to time
15:31Yeah, yeah, but she's amazing
15:32You're welcome
15:33Thank you
15:34I love them pants, by the way
15:35Well, thank you
15:38Okay, Thomas Laugh, you're up
15:39What is your favourite sporting achievement?
15:42Question mark
15:43I don't have any sporting achievements
15:45I was very good at the
15:46I was very good at the Father's Day race
15:49Of my daughter's school
15:50She was very surprised that I could run
15:53And I swam with sharks recently
15:55Yeah
15:55Wow
15:56I had to learn how to swim underwater with an oxygen tank
16:00I want to tell you what my favourite sporting achievement is
16:02Oh, what is it?
16:03I saw Goran Ivenicevic, the Croatian tennis player
16:06I'm Croatian
16:06Outside Sainsbury's in Wimbledon town centre
16:09And I told him
16:11You are going to be the champion of Wimbledon 2001
16:15Were you right?
16:16And I was right
16:17Woo!
16:18And Marin Cilic won the US Open in the Flushing Meadows United States
16:22I love Luka Modric, Dawa Shukar, Robert Podoszianeski, Mandrake
16:27They're my heroes
16:28Hang on a second
16:29Where's your sporting achievement?
16:31Well
16:32When I did a
16:33When I was a swim
16:34When I was a boy
16:34I did a Coca-Cola
16:36I was first in the Coca-Cola swimming championship
16:38That's brilliant
16:39Sorry
16:39So
16:40Yeah
16:44Amazing
16:44Thank you, Thomas
16:45That was the best question in the world
16:50Essin
16:50Hi
16:52I'm Essin
16:54I love how you advocate for your daughter who's got dyslexia
17:01For me, it was growing up was extremely difficult
17:09I couldn't talk until I was eight years old
17:14A lot of people would say to my mum
17:17Why are you teaching her manners?
17:18Why are you teaching her to speak and all this?
17:20And because she's never gonna
17:24She's never gonna know anything
17:25And my mum basically said, why not?
17:30She can do just as much as anything else
17:33Go to the shops or get a job or start a family or whatever
17:37And my mum's been my biggest advocate
17:40So I just wanted to like
17:42You mums just thank you
17:45My question was
17:48Did you think that there was any SEND kids
17:52When you were in school?
17:54Because it wasn't really known about that then
17:57Yes, that's a really interesting question
17:59Because as you said it, I just thought
18:00No, I didn't
18:01I didn't think there were any
18:02And of course there must have been
18:04We all have always existed
18:06It's not like
18:07It's this idea that things are new
18:09It's just preposterous, isn't it?
18:11Yeah, exactly
18:11I'm really sorry about your experience
18:13But you're right
18:14At school it didn't
18:16I literally had to communicate
18:17Like just by pointing
18:18And just making noises
18:20And my mum was the only one
18:21That could understand what I was saying
18:22Whereas now
18:23If a child was non-verbal
18:25We'd just understand that they're non-verbal
18:27Exactly
18:27And that that is going to happen
18:28And children develop at a different age
18:30Of course when I was young
18:33It was a lot different
18:34I can't imagine what it would have been like
18:35It was a lot different
18:36It was very different back then
18:37So that's why I was wondering
18:38Back in the stone age
18:40Oh stop it
18:42I mean there were dinosaurs roaming the earth
18:44And it was pretty different back then
18:46Oh stop it
18:47No, no, but in truth
18:48I can't remember anything
18:49Which is weird, isn't it?
18:51Yeah
18:52Nicola
18:55You
18:55You and me both go to the gym
19:01Do you like cardio?
19:04Erm, I do cardio
19:06But I'm trying to do weights more than cardio
19:09Because when you get
19:09You've got muscles
19:10Well when you get to my age as a woman
19:12Right?
19:12It's kind of like muscles
19:14You need to be thinking about
19:15Is she muscling?
19:17Is she muscling?
19:18Is she muscling?
19:19What age is she?
19:19Now 55
19:20That's what age I am
19:22Stop, you're 21 dear
19:24Oh god I love you
19:25Are you 55?
19:27I am 55
19:28Does that surprise you?
19:59Are you 55?
19:59Are you 55?
19:59Yeah
19:59We are definitely
19:59That's why we're getting on
19:59It's so great
20:00Thank you
20:01Thank you
20:02I'm enjoying your Jamaican accent
20:03If you want my honesty
20:04I do want your honesty
20:05Thank you
20:07I can't wait for you guys to start being honest
20:10Because
20:12I'm just joking
20:13I'm just joking
20:17This is one of my favourite songs
20:20This is amazing
20:26This is great
20:28Captured effortlessly
20:29That's the way it was
20:32Happened so naturally
20:34I did not know it was love
20:36The next thing I felt was you
20:39Holding me close
20:41What was I gonna do?
20:43I let myself go
20:45Now we're flying through the stars
20:48Hope this night will last forever
20:52Oh, oh, oh, oh
20:55Ain't nobody
20:57Loves me better
20:59Makes me happy
21:01Makes me feel this way
21:04Well now
21:05Ain't nobody
21:06Loves me better than you
21:09What you bring me to do
21:17I'll wait for night time to come
21:20And bring you to me
21:22I can't believe I'm the one
21:25I was so lonely
21:27I feel like no one could feel
21:30I must be dreaming
21:31I need this dream to be real
21:34I need this feeling
21:36Now we're flying through the stars
21:39Hope this night will last forever
21:43Oh, oh, oh
21:45Ain't nobody
21:47Loves me better
21:50Ain't nobody
21:51Makes me happy
21:52Oh, oh
21:53Makes me feel this way
21:55Ain't nobody
21:57Loves me better
21:59Ain't nobody
22:01Loves me better
22:03Ain't nobody
22:06Loves me better
22:08Makes me happy
22:10Makes me feel this way
22:13Ain't nobody
22:15Loves me better
22:17than you
22:18Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo.