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00:11You
00:13Guys I'm so happy to be here
00:16It's like a Mexico reunion
00:24I just got back from Ireland
00:26I've been with Ronnie for a while now
00:28So I was a hundred percent ready to propose to that man
00:31I wanted to propose to Ronnie my boyfriend but he found the ring and since then our relationship status has
00:38changed
00:39You need a man's man and he's just not it
00:44Cheers one thing that I do miss is the touch and feel of a woman you know intimate moments and
00:50that kind of thing
00:51Let me show you something
00:58I
01:03Jen the good times would be overshadowed by the bad times
01:11Since meeting jen at the singles retreat in mexico it's toxic and I know I need to break up with
01:17her but she's not gonna make this easy at all
01:21You got it
01:22You got it
01:23You got it
01:52If you are say oh
01:54All right
01:54Oh, he's really excited
01:58My 90 day journey started when I met a demon
02:03One of my best friends said let's go to south africa and that's where I met ronald number one
02:08I can't believe it's been nine months since I've seen you
02:11He was attractive
02:42You're used to a little bitch
02:43You're used to a little bitch, right?
02:44You can literally go back to America
02:48After my divorce
02:49After my divorce I was super single so I decided to give love a chance so I went to a
02:54singles retreat in mexico
02:55Tiffany
02:57Who would you like to choose to come stand here next to you?
03:03Rocky
03:09After mexico rocky and I decided that we would probably be better off as friends and that's when ronald number
03:16two came into my life
03:17He was this irish man living in montenegro when he slid into my dms
03:21He's so kind such a gentleman
03:24He definitely gave me a little bit of that like princess treatment and we very quickly fell in love
03:33I love you baby
03:34The long distance was really hard on us
03:37So I wanted to take matters into my own hands and propose to ronald when he was visiting me in
03:43the u.s
03:44Oh god
03:45I planned to propose today
03:48So we got him his beautiful ring and had it engraved and it says thamel and it has our anniversary
03:54date
03:55But I never even got the chance to propose before he had to leave
03:59My dad needs my help
04:01So I definitely need to go back to Ireland sooner than I thought
04:06And you know he's retiring at the moment
04:08So there is an opportunity for me to step in and take over the family business
04:12Does that mean you have to be there always?
04:15I don't know
04:18But since then our relationship status has changed and my husband is on his way to see me now
04:27Get lost in the moment
04:29Lift off in the motion
04:32Lift off in the motion
04:33Going out, we got the gold one
04:35Hello, where's my wife? Mon
04:38It's cold outside, hurry up
04:43Mon
04:44Yay
04:46It's the love of my life, Tim
04:49Duh
04:49He's not just like my pretend husband or my temporary husband
04:53That is my man
04:54Okay?
04:55And he's coming to visit me for the weekend
04:57Look at your tree
04:58Uh-huh
04:59Thank you
05:00It's pre-lit
05:01Oh my god, you got a fake tree?
05:03Yeah
05:03Come on
05:04We can't
05:05But you can use trees every week
05:07Nah, we gotta get you a real tree
05:08We gotta get that pine smell
05:11Are you gonna get me a tree and put it on top of my car?
05:14I'm your daddy, right?
05:15That's right
05:16Daddy, buy a tree
05:17All right, fine
05:18My 90 day journey began when I met a girl named Jennifer in Columbia, South America
05:23And I traveled all the way there to meet her to see if I could find love
05:27Ah!
05:29Ah!
05:30Ah!
05:30Oh, jeez
05:30Woo!
05:32I love it, baby
05:33Spine with me
05:34Oh my god
05:37However, the spark that we felt online sizzled out in person really fast
05:42Maybe you're not the right for me
05:44Maybe
05:45You're too pussy for everything
05:48Can you look at me for a second?
05:50Are you finished?
05:52Then go!
05:53What are you doing here?
05:54Waiting on you to do the real thing
05:55Go! Go!
05:56You can go!
05:58It became very clear pretty much instantaneously that Jennifer and I were not meant for each other
06:04And then about a year and a half ago, I decided to go to Mexico for a singles retreat experience
06:10to find love
06:11And of course, to my surprise, Jennifer was there
06:15And that led to a very exciting time for me getting to try to hunt for love
06:19Having the worst ex of my life there in attendance
06:22It was seven years ago
06:25So what the f*** are you talking about?
06:27Move the f*** on
06:28You're not gonna ruin my trip
06:30Don't f***ing ruin my trip
06:31Talk to me
06:32You're f***ing crazy
06:34Romantically, Mexico was a bust
06:37But you know, I did get super close with my pretend wifey Tiffany
06:41And she supported me the whole time that we were there
06:44Someone thought I could see these are all over you
06:46Our son
06:47He missed me
06:47Are you ready for the plans?
06:49The plans?
06:50What is that?
06:50I've got plans for us
06:51Like what?
06:54Don't worry about it
06:54Don't worry about it
07:11Oh my God
07:13That's a bad combination
07:15So Tiffany and I were friends before Mexico
07:18But we spent a month living together
07:20We slept together almost every night
07:22There wasn't, you know, anything funny going on
07:24And you know, there is flirting, but it's never crossed that line
07:27And we became best friends
07:29When I have my moments where I'm throwing a tantrum or I'm angry or I'm sad
07:34He knows exactly how to deal with me
07:35So I would say Tim is like my platonic husband
07:39He takes care of me, I take care of him, just not sexually
07:45Well, yet
07:48Stop it, stop it
07:50Let me show you where you're going to be sleeping
07:52Where I'm sleeping
07:54Where we're sleeping
07:56This is it
07:57Very plain, white, comfy bed
07:59Is this where the magic happens?
08:01Not enough for my liking
08:02So what's going on with you?
08:05Well, you know, I just got back from Ireland
08:08Mm-hmm
08:08I've been with Ronnie for a while now
08:10When he was here last time
08:12Things got a little weird towards the end
08:14Because I know he wanted
08:16I thought he wanted to get married soon
08:19So I was 100% ready to propose to that man
08:22Just so we could be together
08:23And we could start the process of him coming here
08:27I did buy a ring
08:30But he found the ring
08:32He was like, that's very sweet
08:33But don't you dare
08:34Like, that's my job as a man
08:36To propose to you
08:37And then I went to Ireland
08:39While I was in Ireland
08:40I was like, oh, he's going to propose
08:42No, he did not
08:43And I'm just like, ooh
08:46And then he was supposed to come
08:47And he canceled his flight
08:48And changed his date for like a later month
08:50I'm like, I'm not doing this anymore
08:52I can't waste any more of my time
08:53I need someone who's like
08:55If this is what it takes to be with her
08:57I'm doing it now
08:58Not like, let me think about this
09:00But I just kind of feel mad
09:02Because like, am I not worth jumping at the opportunity for it?
09:05Did he not see that like, I need to take my chance now before I lose her?
09:09He's too beta for you, I told you
09:11You need a man's man
09:13And he's just not it
09:15If at this point, you're still not ready
09:19Then maybe we don't need to be together
09:20So, I ended up breaking things off with Ronnie
09:24If he wanted to marry me right now
09:26If he wanted a life with me
09:28He would make it happen
09:29And he's not so
09:32We're gonna make a pact right now
09:34That you're not ever proposing to anybody
09:36No, I'm not doing that
09:37I can't believe I even thought that
09:38Like, I feel so stupid
09:39Like, me proposing
09:41That's hilarious
09:42But I was willing to do that for him
09:44Like, I was willing to do that to be with him
09:46Like, that's how in I was
09:48And it just sucks
09:50So I'm feeling kind of
09:52I'm sorry, that really sucks
09:54Yeah
09:56You're beautiful, you're gonna bounce back
09:58And that guy wasn't right for you anyway
10:00Why?
10:01Because again, like
10:02He just struck me as a type
10:04That wasn't gonna give you the type of attention
10:06That I know you need
10:08Tiffany needs attention all the time
10:11And when she doesn't get it
10:12She gets in her feelings
10:13And thinks that she's not good enough
10:15And this guy just doesn't understand
10:17That she wants to be queen
10:19And she deserves to be treated that way
10:21So, I'm gonna cheer Tiffany up this weekend
10:24Because I'm really worried that
10:25Out of her fear for being single
10:27She'll go back to Ryan number two
10:28And I just don't want that
10:30Come on
10:31Oh my God
10:31All right, let's get out of here
10:32I don't know, this bed's kinda comfy
10:34I don't know
10:34Ah, don't worry, we're sleeping in it
10:35Till the next week
10:36Oh, good
10:42Before you really got to hang out with me
10:44Did you think that I was gay?
10:47No
10:47I just thought
10:48You know what I thought?
10:49I thought you were straight for sure
10:51But you thought maybe I was like
10:53Every once in a while switch batters?
10:55Nope
10:55I thought that you were straight
10:57But you were into some kinky
10:58Like what?
11:00Like you like
11:01Like some domination
11:02Like some domination
11:02Like some domination
11:14Like some domination
11:17And she took me in
11:17We've been for like an hour and a half
11:19And I can't
11:20So
11:21Out of frustration
11:23And all of a sudden
11:24She just takes her finger
11:25And shoves it in my
11:26And I legit jumped off the bed
11:30And said
11:32I'm not really comfortable with that
11:34So like we almost weren't a couple
11:36Because she tried to stick her finger in my
11:38Oh my God
11:39Yeah
11:40Nice
11:41You ever had a creeper?
11:43What's a creeper?
11:44You ain't ever had a guy like with his fingers
11:46Trying to like
11:46No, no, no
11:48Butt play only happens for special occasions
11:50And if you've been a very good boy
11:51Like birthdays?
11:52No, not even
11:53Like what does a man have to do
11:55To try to earn butt play with you?
11:58Upgrade my car
11:58Like get me a new car
11:59Upgrade your car?
12:00Yeah
12:01Upgrade my car
12:02You're getting some butt
12:04I invited Tim to come
12:07Kind of have my back through this time
12:09After this break up
12:10But that's like half of it
12:12The other half is kind of a surprise
12:14Because I really want to force him
12:16To get back into the dating pool
12:18And so step one of my plan
12:20Is to get him some color
12:21Because homeboy is looking like
12:23Your neighborhood friendly ghost
12:25Like that man is white
12:26Here we go
12:27We're about to get some spray tans
12:29Look at us now
12:30Here take your thing off
12:31Look at us now
12:32Okay?
12:32Cause we're about to be sexy
12:34I'm white white
12:34Sexy and bronzy
12:38We're here to get our tans
12:39We're here to get our tan
12:41I haven't got a tan in a long ass time
12:43Hello
12:44Hello
12:45Hi Tiffany
12:46Hi
12:47Time to get bronzy
12:49You know
12:50I'm cool with this vampire white shade
12:52That I've got going on
12:54Hold on
12:54Okay, okay, okay
12:56But you know
12:56I'm just gonna do this
12:57So that Tiffany has a distraction
12:59From thinking about Ronnie number two
13:00Turn it back
13:02Turn it back
13:02Turn it back
13:03Back here
13:04Alright, ready?
13:05Uh-huh
13:08Good
13:10Sorry, don't think about it
13:11Oh my God
13:12It's cold
13:13It's cold
13:15Ah
13:17That liquid is freezing
13:19And I don't think that the bulge is looking that great
13:22Cause it's 10 degrees outside
13:24Oh my God
13:25It's cold
13:26But I think the older you get, the less you care
13:30You're looking so good
13:36Forget his face, he needs some color on that face
13:39Alright, ready?
13:40So I feel like Tim has completely given up on dating
13:43And that really worries me
13:45Because I know how important it is for him to find that person
13:48But recently he's been more pessimistic
13:51And I'm worried that he's genuinely giving up on love
13:53And himself
13:55How I look
13:57Even your feet are tan
13:59And I'm not just gonna sit by and let that happen
14:01So I invited another friend to help Tim get out there to find love
14:06Because giving up is not an option
14:09Do you feel better? Did you have fun?
14:11I have fun
14:22So I've got this poster board and some markers
14:25We are gonna make a sign for Cole
14:30I wanna give him the full 90 day welcome
14:32Like we gotta jump up and down and scream
14:34Yeah
14:37In addition to Tim coming to Maryland to visit me for the weekend
14:40I've also invited Cole
14:42And he's coming all the way from California
14:45We met Cole at the singles retreat in Mexico
14:48He's like, oh hi, I'm a pilot
14:50And I was like, oh no, get out of here
14:52But then I got to see like more of his personality
14:55And I was like, oh, he's a sweet angel baby
14:58But there's only one problem
15:00That he's dating Tim's psycho ex, Jennifer
15:04I'm friends with the two guys that
15:11Like the girl that I don't like and they both
15:14I don't know
15:17Whatever
15:18Isn't it crazy like this Mexico trip like brought us all together
15:21And now somehow some way we're like involved in each other's lives
15:24Especially because me and Cole's relationship did not start off very well
15:28I don't give a what you think
15:30I really don't
15:30I know you don't
15:31Like you're a good looking dude
15:32You're nice but this is none of your business
15:34It only becomes my business when you come up and start an argument
15:38But you know when I actually spent time with Cole
15:40I realized that Cole is a really cool dude
15:43And like we can jive and be friends
15:45Where you want me?
15:46You're the girl
15:47You gotta get down here
15:48Like doggy?
15:49Get on your belly first
15:51Right here
15:51It's consensual, right?
15:53Yeah, do it
15:53Do it
15:56Dude, I gotta tell you like
15:57I spend more time with Cole
15:59Probably than anybody else in my life
16:01I even thought I had more of you
16:03Yeah, well he games
16:05The three of us together make a very interesting trio
16:08You know
16:09Tiffany's kind of like the female mind
16:11And like tells me and Cole what we're doing wrong
16:13And then Cole is like
16:15He's kind of like our child in a way
16:17Like we're trying to help him navigate
16:19All the stuff that we think we're experts on
16:21Because we're older and wiser
16:24Let's go, we're gonna be late
16:25There we go
16:29We're here
16:31We're getting our boy
16:32Show the sign
16:32We got our sign
16:33We didn't finish coloring it
16:35But it's the thought that counts honestly
16:36Yeah, it's good enough
16:37Let's go get
16:38Let's go get our boy
16:41You look happy
16:43I'm very happy
16:44He's on home
16:44He's on home
16:45Is that him?
16:47Yeah
16:47That's good look so I can tell
16:49His one's just tight as he can
16:51Daddy
16:54Daddy
16:56Daddy
16:57Daddy
16:57Daddy
16:58We got you the full 90 day experience, Cole
17:03Welcome to Austin
17:05Hello
17:06Hello
17:06Hello
17:07Hello
17:07Hello
17:07Hello
17:08Hello
17:13I'm Cole
17:14I'm 30 years old
17:15I'm from Dana Point, California
17:16And I'm ecstatic to be back with Tim and Tiffany
17:19Let's go
17:20It's been a long trip
17:21Yeah, it's been a long trip, let's go
17:24My journey began about a year ago
17:26When I went to Mexico looking for love
17:28And there was one person in particular that stood out to me
17:32It's Cole
17:34Hello
17:36Cole
17:36You guys
17:37You can call me Cole
17:39If you want
17:39Jen was absolutely perfect
17:42And I just felt like I connected with her on a spiritual, mental and physical level
17:46How do you say
17:49I want a kiss
17:51I want a kiss
17:52I want a kiss
18:09A kiss
18:16Which he's controlling
18:17No, that's gaslighting right there
18:20That's what that is
18:20You're gaslighting
18:23But at the end of the retreat, Jen did choose me
18:25So Jen, you are leaving with Cole?
18:31Yes
18:35Since the retreat
18:37I've been to Columbia twice
18:38She's been to California twice
18:41We've had all kinds of different adventures together
18:44But things have been a little strained between us lately
18:50Oh my God, guys
18:51I'm so happy to be here
18:53See you guys
18:53It's been so long
18:54I can't believe you actually came
18:56It's been forever
18:56But I'm here
18:57It's like a Mexico reunion
18:59Yeah
19:00I feel like I absolutely need to be here
19:02We're gonna have to figure out your situation
19:04Yeah
19:04We'll talk about that
19:05Let's just have a good time between us first
19:07Let's have a good time, y'all
19:08Hey, I just got here
19:10Let me relax a little bit and settle in
19:19Here we go
19:20Happy family
19:22Alright, my girl
19:23Let's get Carly up here
19:24Uncle Tim can get you
19:27Carefully
19:28So we're at a Christmas tree farm because Tim insisted
19:31That I get rid of my fake tree and get a real one
19:34Which is funny because it's such a guy thing
19:36Like we're gonna chop one down for you
19:39Like
19:39And this one I can literally assemble
19:41And disassemble
19:42Like this is easy
19:44Alright, clear me up
19:46You ready, baby girl?
19:48Look at Tim!
19:49Oh my goodness
19:50I gotta put your ass down
19:54Alright
19:54So
19:55We have to take a hayride
19:57All the way to the other side of the farm
19:59All just because
20:00Tim wants to be a manly man
20:03And chop down a tree
20:07Here we go
20:07Oh my god
20:09Here we go
20:10Oh
20:11Oh no
20:13This is bumpy
20:15Tim
20:17Tim really?
20:18This is a bumpy ass ride
20:20Like at one point my ass lifted off the hay
20:23So I feel like I'm gonna fall off the side of the tractor thingy
20:27I like something
20:27We're here
20:28Woo
20:32That wasn't that bad
20:34If anything
20:35This is the part that makes you a man
20:36Not cutting the tree down
20:37Like this hay ride
20:38I grew hair on my chest
20:40Alright
20:41Can you hold my hand?
20:42Yeah
20:43Okay
20:43Come on
20:45You got it buddy
20:45Thank you
20:49Let's look around
20:50And you tell me what tree you want
20:52The tree will speak to you
20:53It'll call you of which one you need
20:56The gods of the Christmas tree
20:57So
20:58Say om
21:00Om
21:00Om
21:01Little tree let me in
21:04Om
21:07Om
21:10So mommy did you make up your mind?
21:12What's it gonna be?
21:14What is it mamita?
21:15That's the one
21:16Tim get to work
21:17That's not the one
21:18We gotta back up while he works with that saw
21:21Oh my god
21:21I got sacked
21:22Oh my
21:25You got it
21:26The angle's wrong
21:28Tell him harder
21:28Tim
21:30I thought when we got here
21:32They were gonna be like
21:32Here's your chainsaw
21:34You know, which I can handle a chainsaw
21:36I'm from North Carolina
21:37But they hand me a hand saw
21:40Can you help me push?
21:41What do you mean?
21:43Like this?
21:43Yeah, push my back
21:44You gotta change the angle
21:45So now I'm starting to panic a little bit
21:47Like I'm the one that was like
21:48Oh yeah, I can cut a tree down
21:50And now I'm gonna look like a real pussy
21:52That doesn't know how to cut a tree
21:53Let me try
21:54Yeah, keep trying
21:55Two men
21:56Okay
21:58And I gotta get down here
21:59I've never used a saw in my life
22:02Oh my gosh
22:03You're doing better than Tim already
22:05Tim
22:05Timber
22:07Ah
22:08Got it
22:10Wow
22:10I did it all by myself
22:11Easy work
22:12Yeah
22:14I cut 90% of that
22:16No you didn't
22:17All right
22:17As per usual
22:18Tim can't steal the deal
22:19So
22:20I had to go in and
22:22Oh no, that didn't look good
22:23That did not look good
22:24I meant like
22:25I'm
22:26This is what
22:26I'm not making it any better
22:28I meant like
22:30No
22:33I then saw the tree
22:34That's what I meant
22:37All right, Familia
22:38We got the tree
22:39I think we need a hot cocoa
22:41Hot cocoa?
22:42Yes!
22:42Yeah, hot jacuzzi and a sauna
22:44Oh my God
22:45What a diva
22:54Cookies! I want my cookies!
22:56Let me see your dating profile
22:59Well, I'm gonna warn you
23:00You might get a little hot and bothered here
23:02Cause it's pretty
23:03Pretty dope
23:04My goal this weekend
23:05Has been
23:06To get Tim back into the dating pool
23:08Step one
23:09Was packaging
23:10Right?
23:10Get him looking good
23:11Feeling good
23:12Tan, ready to go
23:13Perfect, check, done
23:14Step two would be
23:16Branding
23:16To see
23:17What he's really got going on
23:19If he's got the right pictures
23:20On his dating profile
23:21What he's writing
23:22About himself
23:23Just to see
23:24If he's really putting his best foot forward
23:27That totally sums up who I am
23:30Okay, first of all
23:31That first picture
23:31You know
23:34You're in one of the pictures
23:35I know
23:35Don't put pictures with you and other girls
23:38That's my friends
23:39The first thing a girl doesn't want to see is
23:42Who are all these bitches?
23:44Like number one
23:44Number two
23:46Do you hate life and people
23:48We might be made for each other?
23:50That's me
23:50Can I see it?
23:52That's the most honest
23:54Dating profile
23:55Ever
23:57I would get rid of the one
23:58Where you're rolling your eyes
23:59That's my main profile pic
24:01Just
24:03Yeah, it is
24:04A picture of giving his ex
24:06Like
24:06You know what it is?
24:07People tell you to do something
24:08And you don't really want to do it
24:09So you half ass
24:10And that's exactly what
24:11My dating profile is
24:12It's just like
24:13Eh, okay
24:13No one can say I'm not trying
24:15So the point is
24:16My profile is not made to find
24:18An actual wife
24:19Because I'm kind of past that
24:21You know
24:22I'm just so
24:24Irritated
24:25This is what makes it so hard
24:26To help Tim
24:27Like
24:27He doesn't let anyone help him
24:28And he
24:30Most definitely
24:31Doesn't let anyone
24:31See him struggling
24:33Maybe you could show me your skills
24:34Because you're such a Mac
24:36Nobody cares what you're doing
24:37With your profile
24:38It's about you and what you want
24:40Tim says he's fine being alone
24:41And like
24:42It's easier for him to say like
24:43I don't give a about a relationship
24:44I just want someone to bang
24:45It's easier for him to say that
24:46Than to actually say like
24:47I want someone to love me
24:49But I know he wants someone to love him
24:52It's ironic
24:53Out of all of us here
24:55You're the one
24:56That met
24:57My ex in Mexico
24:59And a year later
25:00Are still with her
25:01Tell me the D's
25:03Like what's going on with that?
25:05That's another story
25:06That's another story
25:09I feel like you're not telling us
25:10The whole story
25:11I'll tell you later
25:14I haven't wanted to open up
25:15About my relationship
25:16With Jen just yet
25:17Because there's been
25:18Some big developments
25:19And I'm really not sure
25:20How they're going to react
25:21So I'm waiting
25:22For the perfect time
25:23To give them the big news
25:24I'm ready to get out of here
25:25It's chilly
25:26It is
25:27Indeed
25:44I'm not wasting time
25:46I can't love this
25:48Life will live
25:50Christmas came early
25:51Here we go
25:52Where do I want it?
25:53Just put it here
25:54In this corner
25:54Okay
25:56After my breakup with Ronnie
25:57I've been feeling kind of down
25:58And you know, crappy
26:00So I've invited my friends
26:02Tim and Cole
26:02To spend the weekend with me
26:04Cheer me up
26:05How do you make them stand?
26:07Usually there's a Christmas tree stand
26:09With bolts that you screw into the trunk
26:11They bring this tree in
26:14And have put zero thought
26:16To what happens
26:17Once you bring the tree home
26:18No tree stand
26:20No nothing
26:21Maybe throw like
26:22An ornament on it
26:25So now
26:26It's just laying there
26:27Depressed looking
26:29And I'm like
26:29Thank you so much
26:31For getting me a Christmas tree
26:33I think I just want to
26:34Leave that there
26:35For a little bit
26:36And just chill out
26:37Snuggle time
26:38I agree
26:39Let's change
26:46How bad you guys came
26:47Hold me snuggling
26:49Carly and Daniel
26:50Are sleeping over at my mom's tonight
26:52So it looks like
26:53It's just gonna be me and the boys
26:54Having a sleepover
26:55Um
26:56That sounded really slutty
26:57I didn't mean it that way
26:58It's just like me and
26:59My boyfriends
27:00Me and my guy
27:01Me and my friends that are boys
27:02Is what I mean
27:04No one would have ever told me
27:05That you two would be on the same couch
27:07I would have never
27:08No one
27:09This right here
27:09This is the real love story
27:12So cool
27:13Spill it
27:14Because like
27:15You have been sidestepping
27:16Like what is going on
27:19I really want to know
27:20What's going on with him and Jen
27:22Because every time we bring it up
27:23He kind of avoids the question
27:25But I feel like right now
27:26It's two against one
27:28We're gonna figure it out
27:29And get these answers out of him
27:31I mean it's a lot to unpack honestly
27:33So we were doing trips back and forth
27:35I went down to Columbia a couple times
27:37Jen came up to California a couple times
27:39And the last time that she came to California
27:41The good times were overshadowed by the bad times
27:46Where it just all of a sudden became about Jen
27:49And how her feelings and what she cared about
27:52You want to get more of that good side of her
27:55Yeah
27:55And teach her to make less of the bad
27:57Yeah
27:58So that's been much of our relationship
27:59Where I feel like I'm putting in the work
28:01To try and for lack of better terms
28:03Make her a better person
28:04And just be more aware of how she feels
28:05And what she does seriously affects our relationship
28:08For the long term
28:09Yeah
28:10In our best times
28:12Jen and I's relationship is Nirvana
28:15It's exciting
28:16It's adventurous
28:18But unfortunately in our worst times
28:20Jen can be very toxic
28:21And she could get very aggressive
28:23She liked to throw things sometimes
28:25And play this game
28:26Where she liked to threaten to break my
28:29Yeah the problem is anytime that you feel
28:35The need to change someone
28:36It's not gonna work
28:37People don't change
28:38And you shouldn't need to change someone
28:40That big to make a relationship work
28:42I see a lot of myself in Koa
28:45And what happens is
28:46You meet somebody you really like
28:48And you realize oh god
28:51They're like a nightmare
28:52But there's enough good things that you hold
28:55And you just stay in it thinking that
28:57They're gonna change
28:58But this is who she is
29:00And it's always gonna be like that
29:03I'll be completely honest
29:04I expected after maybe a couple weeks of her being gone
29:07I'd be like okay I'm ready to have Jen back
29:08And I have not felt that way
29:12So you don't miss her?
29:14I can't say that I do
29:16I'm gonna change a few times here
29:17How are you in today?
29:18Yeah like what are you waiting on?
29:20The longer you're in
29:21The harder it's gonna be to get out
29:24I know Koa hates confrontation
29:26But I feel like we have a very small window of time
29:29To like push him and get him to end that relationship
29:32And if we don't do it right now
29:34Jen will leave Koa baroque and miserable
29:37I say like let's do it now
29:40Call her ass
29:40Let's set you free right now
29:42Call her ass
29:42You're saying call her right now
29:43Call her ass
29:44I'm saying set yourself free man
29:46Like it sucks but you gotta do it
29:49So I know I need to break things off with Jen
29:52I don't like the toxicity
29:54I don't like the inconsistency
29:57But she's hot headed
29:58And she's not gonna take it well
30:00Or make this easy at all
30:02Why am I nervous?
30:04Uh
30:04I'm kinda nervous too
30:05I don't
30:06My heart beating back
30:07Don't get down his dog
30:07And I've already done
30:08I think we're all scared of Jen
30:10I don't do that
30:13Mother is so nervous
30:14I could hear his bones going like
30:16I should have had another beer
30:21You got it
30:22This is so crazy
30:24I got it
30:44Since meeting Jen at the singles retreat
30:46We've spent a year together
30:48There's been beautiful times
30:49But unfortunately in our worst times
30:52It's toxic
30:53And I know I need to break up with her
30:55But I'm terrified
30:57Because I don't like confrontation
30:58Especially with Jen
31:04Hey Jen
31:05Hey Jen
31:07How are you?
31:11Sounds good
31:13Um
31:13Hey
31:14I did want to take the time to talk to you
31:18So yeah
31:19I just wanted to have that conversation with you
31:20I've had a bit of time to self reflect a little bit
31:23And just
31:24I've come to the conclusion that I think we're in a
31:27Very toxic relationship
31:30And
31:31Uh
31:32I think I've
31:33Decided that I want to have things with you
31:40Bye Jen
31:41Hey Jen
31:42Well you got it out before she hung up
31:43Yeah
31:44You're single
31:44Woo
31:47Thank you guys so much for that
31:49You did it
31:49You're a free man
31:50No more of that
31:51No more of that
31:52No more of that
31:53Bring it in
31:54You're free buddy
31:55Hey
31:55How does it feel?
31:57Honestly
31:57Just like when she left
31:59A weight lifted off my shoulder
32:01Yeah
32:02Like my boy
32:05It's like we just
32:06We saw someone like be liberated
32:09Wow it sounds like we've got a full day tomorrow
32:11So we should hit the hay
32:13We need our beauty rest
32:14Yes
32:15Let's kiss her back
32:15Yeah
32:17After breaking up with Jen
32:19Honestly
32:20I'm so relieved
32:21Who's going to wear him?
32:23I just feel so much lighter
32:25No more arguments
32:26And no more stress in my life
32:28Ah
32:29Mmm
32:29I'm just getting in the snuggly buggly bed
32:32Yeah
32:33If you snore you're slipping in the shower
32:36Hey
32:36La la la la la
32:39You're my
32:39La la la la la
32:43How long are we gonna be in the snuggly bed
32:45What time are your asses ready?
32:46Get your asses ready
32:47We're going out
32:49Even though Tim has been a lot more resistant to dating than I expected
32:54And I knew it was gonna be bad
32:55I'm not giving up on my plan to get him back out there
32:58And now Cole is no longer in this horrible relationship
33:01So I'm taking these guys out for a night on the town to meet some women
33:06Because I'm the perfect women woman and I'm gonna push him
33:09All right
33:10With your future wife we'll be in the Frederick, Maryland
33:17Frederick, Maryland downtown, baby
33:18In the streets to the cellar
33:22Let's get our asses in here and let's find somewhere to sit
33:23Let's go
33:31Let's go
33:33Cheers
33:33Cheers, Betty
33:35I'm gonna pee out there right now
33:36Yeah
33:40Tim's a lost cause
33:41Yeah, no, he's been a lost cause
33:43He's a lost cause
33:45I think honestly he is so set in his ways
33:49He's not willing to step out of his comfort zone
33:52Right
33:52So I think he has to build up his confidence and grow on the days
33:56Hey
33:57All right
33:58We are just holding up
33:59All the backs
34:01Sexy ass
34:02Teeth
34:02And hands
34:05How do most of your first kisses happen though?
34:08I find it like being too
34:09I lose attitude
34:11What are you telling me I'm watching?
34:15But that's how it might happen
34:16I'm tricking
34:17Uh
34:18No
34:19I know
34:20I know
34:21I know
34:22All right
34:22So you struck me on posh
34:25I prefer a gentle touch
34:27So I'm not gonna go for a full like head back
34:30Like kiss me
34:31Usually
34:32It'll either be like a side arm touch
34:35Or maybe just a little chin grab
34:37Yeah, grab you
34:38It's him
34:38So if we're sitting here and it feels like the right arm grab
34:41I do a little
34:42That's as close as I'm kidding
34:43Bring you in
34:44And then the hand will move though
34:46And then it'll just kind of come down
34:49I got pretty boy McFloid over here
34:53Who like girls fawn over
34:54Putting the moves on me
34:56And it's just like
34:57How the did I get myself into this?
34:59I didn't sign up for this one
35:01I said I was coming to Maryland
35:02But what do you say?
35:04The problem is
35:04It's not that
35:05What do you say at that point
35:06There's tension
35:07You're like
35:08Dude, I just
35:09I wanna kiss you
35:10There you go
35:12You got it
35:14You got it
35:14You got it
35:42My goal this weekend is to help Tim build the confidence
35:47To put himself out there and get his spark back
35:51They take my heart
35:53And I'll take my heart
35:55And I'll take my heart
35:56You got it
35:56Wow
36:02Oh my god
36:06Yeah, so that happened
36:07That was a good kiss
36:11And for that millisecond, there was that like,
36:13and then I was like, wait, this is Tim, stop.
36:18Kissing Tim was not in my 2025 bingo card.
36:21No, that made flying across the country worth it.
36:23But that was a good kiss.
36:24I have bad kisses.
36:27So you've redeemed yourself.
36:29Did you teach me how to Tiffany?
36:31That was good.
36:33It felt good to kiss Tiffany.
36:34Like, she's a beautiful girl.
36:36I really like Tiffany.
36:37I don't know, maybe under a different circumstance,
36:39I might be interested in dating.
36:41But the relationship we have right now is very platonic,
36:44and we're very close,
36:45and I don't want to do anything to jeopardize that.
36:47I thought it was a good kiss.
36:49What did you think about it?
36:52One thing that I guess I'm realizing I do miss
36:55is the touch and feel of a woman.
36:57You know, intimate moments.
36:59I have kind of shut the door on trying to find my partner.
37:01But, you know, maybe with this,
37:03that's just telling me that like,
37:04hey, I need to get back out there and try again.
37:08All right, so now that we're all warmed up,
37:10I think we can just go out and enjoy ourselves.
37:12No pressure.
37:13Just have a good time.
37:15After the kiss, I could see such a clear shift
37:18in Tim's, like, energy.
37:20He had this, like, this, like, proud, like,
37:23everything together.
37:32monitor some of these.
37:34I can't believe it.
37:35It's okay.
37:35I can't believe it.
37:35Okay, so I'll kiss him.
37:37Now I'm just going to talk to another girl.
37:38I'm like, what are we going to do?
37:42How dare he?
37:44So honestly, I've been told before that my kisses are
37:47magical, you know?
37:48But this is not about me.
37:48I'm just happy for Tim.
37:50I'm happy for him to put himself out there and, like,
37:52talk to women.
37:53But yeah, I can say I gave him a spark back.
37:57It's fine.
37:59Let go because Tim found his girl.
38:02Yeah.
38:08You can have it like that.
38:11Good morning.
38:12Oh, my God.
38:13Look at the biggest whore.
38:17A whore.
38:19Mm.
38:20A night that started off like my personal health turned out
38:24to be a really good night.
38:25I got one girl's phone number.
38:27Who knows if that's my next wife or not?
38:29But, you know, I'm thinking that maybe I am ready to start
38:32dating again.
38:33Hopefully, one day I'll get lucky.
38:36I'm going to miss you guys.
38:37Nice.
38:38Thank you so much for having us here.
38:40The airport's an hour away, so we got to get you.
38:43And you guys got to get there two hours early.
38:45The day has come where I have to take these guys
38:48to the airport, and I'm, like, sad about it.
38:51And I'm so happy that they came because they definitely
38:54cheered me up.
38:55But I think we all, in our own weird way, cheered each other
38:58up, and we really needed that.
39:02This was a freaking amazing trip.
39:05I've already slept with Tim in the bed, but now adding
39:07you to that, that was something new.
39:10Yeah, it's an experience I never thought I would have had
39:12a year ago.
39:14Yeah.
39:14But I'm here for it.
39:15But your dreams can come true.
39:17Yeah.
39:18I came here feeling hurt and confused about my relationship
39:21with Jed.
39:21And as much as it was hard to let her go, I'm happy that my
39:25friends helped me to see that I deserve better and I can do
39:28better.
39:28I'm going to miss you guys.
39:30And we had a great time.
39:32So master plan, get Tim's spark back, have him feeling good
39:35and looking good, check, check.
39:37And then we got Cole out of that crappy relationship.
39:40Oh, this is where, this is where you guys have to leave me.
39:44Honestly, I feel like a dating fairy godmother for these men.
39:46And I'm loving it.
40:03Let me show you something special.
40:07Look at that.
40:09Here's the turkeys.
40:10Welcome to Washington, Evelyn.
40:13Wow.
40:14These are the options.
40:16Let's see what Ashley thinks.
40:18Ashley, I need your help.
40:20Man, she has no idea what's coming.
40:22I'm about to propose to Chantel over this weekend.
40:24I am so nervous.
40:26I just hope she says yes.
40:27Chantel, I really, really got to say this.
40:34I love you.
40:39Couple weeks ago, I relapsed.
40:42I up really bad.
40:44I don't know if she's going to feel the same way about me
40:47and forgive me this time.
40:49How many times do I have to say I'm sorry?
40:51So many times.
40:55We just got off the plane.
40:57It really feels so surreal.
40:59Evelyn finally got her residency visa,
41:01so we're going to move to Washington.
41:03But I've been hiding something huge from Evelyn.
41:06So how long are you guys going to be here?
41:09It's my fault for not preparing better.
41:14I don't feel too well.
41:16I am so pissed.
41:18It's been just nice.
41:21Please open the door.
41:23Are you insane?
41:24I'm sorry.
41:24I'm sorry.