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00:03When Gabrielle Solis agreed to marry Victor Lang, she was determined to have a very traditional
00:09wedding. She was even more determined to be a very traditional bride. To that end, the
00:17handkerchief in her cleavage was borrowed, the garter on her leg was blue, and the diamonds
00:22on her ears were old. But sadly for Gabrielle, something was missing. And she was about to
00:30throw a traditional fit.
00:34It is after three. Where the hell is Brie with my something new?
00:37I know her plane landed on time. She'll probably be here any second.
00:40I should have my head examined for even agreeing to this.
00:43Who the hell cares about Swiss jewelry anyway?
00:45Gabby, Brie went out of her way to buy you that bracelet.
00:49Of course, it's the hottest day of the year. All the guests are out there sweating like
00:53figs. God, at this rate, my reception is going to look like the finish line of the Boston
00:56Marathon.
00:57If you're that freaked out, just get married without the bracelet.
01:00Are you out of your mind?
01:02Get married without my something new?
01:03Oh, I have an idea. I just got a lipstick yesterday. You could wear that.
01:11I just paid a makeup artist 500 bucks to do my face. Do you really think I want to march
01:14down the aisle looking like I just ate a popsicle?
01:17Okay, it's your big day, so I'm going to let that slide.
01:20It is ten after, and Brie is never late. Where can she be?
01:27All right, that's it. After I finish shushing my hair, tell the preacher it's showtime.
01:31I can't believe my wedding's already ruined, and it hasn't even started.
01:39I am starting to get worried about Brie. Maybe we should call her.
01:42Yeah, call yourself.
01:47It's ringing.
01:53Brie?
01:55Oh, wow.
01:57Hello, ladies.
01:58Is that Brie? You better not have come in as you handed.
02:01Oh, I didn't.
02:03As promised, Brie had arrived with something new.
02:07Holy crap.
02:07And she also brought the bracelet.
02:13Family, there is nothing more important.
02:17They're the ones we want to laugh with during the good times,
02:21and the ones we need to console us during the bad.
02:26And even though the time comes when they have to leave us,
02:31their voices still linger in our minds.
02:36And sometimes we can't help but listen.
02:40The tangled web.
02:42That's what you're weaving.
02:43Beat it, Mother.
02:45You really think this little scheme of yours is going to work?
02:48Of course it will.
02:49Look at him.
02:50He's practically in love with me already.
02:53That's because he thinks you're going to give him a baby.
02:55Wait till he finds out you're still on the pill.
02:58Shut up, would you?
03:01I just thank the good Lord your father didn't live to see this.
03:04Well, neither did you.
03:06You died alone in a trailer park watching game shows.
03:08And why should I listen to you?
03:10Because I know what's waiting for you, Missy.
03:13This one's going to leave you like all the others.
03:18You're going to end up old and alone just like I did.
03:31Carlos?
03:33Carlos?
03:34Stay out here, babe.
03:37I'm making you a fruit smoothie.
03:44Chicken or fish?
03:46What?
03:46I haven't gotten your reply card back yet, so chicken or fish?
03:49Oh, right.
03:50Your wedding.
03:51I can't go.
03:52Why not?
03:53I'm a jinx.
03:54I went to your last wedding and look how that turned out.
03:56Come on, Gabby.
03:57We both know it'd be weird if I went.
03:59Okay, maybe a little, but it'll be weirder if you don't.
04:02Excuse me?
04:03Look, everyone knows you're living with Edie.
04:05If she shows up alone, people will think I asked her not to bring you.
04:07Like, it bugs me that you guys are together.
04:09But it does bug you.
04:10You hit the roof when you found out.
04:12Which is why I have to show people that I'm okay with it.
04:14Please, just consider it my wedding gift.
04:18Okay.
04:19But I'm skipping the ceremony.
04:20What?
04:21And just go to the reception?
04:22You can't do that.
04:23I don't want to make a scene.
04:25You'll vow till death do us part.
04:27I'll bust out laughing.
04:28People will stare.
04:32Reception starts at four.
04:37I'm thinking a chocolate fountain would be a cool centerpiece to a dessert buffet.
04:41Dessert buffet?
04:42We're having a wedding cake, right?
04:44Isn't that dessert?
04:45Yeah, but you have to give people a choice.
04:46Don't you think a chocolate fountain would be elegant?
04:48I don't know.
04:49You, a big white dress, melted chocolate.
04:53Am I the only one hearing alarm bells?
04:55Fine, we'll skip the chocolate.
04:57How about a champagne fountain?
04:59Oh, I know.
05:00Maybe we can make the champagne flow through the ice sculpture.
05:03Don't you think we might be going a little over the top?
05:05Mike, these are all fairly standard wedding features.
05:08Now you name one thing that you think is going over the top.
05:13How about the dove wrangler?
05:14Well, the doves are not going to release themselves.
05:17Do we really need 40 of them?
05:19Okay, I know that you think I'm being silly, but all of our friends went to Bree's wedding,
05:23and now they're going to Gabby's.
05:25Two months from now, do we really want them thinking ours wasn't as nice?
05:29It seems to me our friends wouldn't be there to make petty comparisons.
05:32They'd be there to celebrate our love.
05:34You would think that, but no.
05:37Come on, this is something that we have both looked forward to for so long.
05:42Don't you want it to be perfect?
05:44No, I guess.
05:46About the doves, though.
05:47What?
05:49You in a wedding gown, 40 birds circling overhead.
05:53Again, not liking those odds.
05:58Oh, it's not as bad as it sounds.
06:00It's, um, Hodgkin's lymphoma.
06:02Lymphoma, and apparently if you're going to get lymphoma, that's the kind you want.
06:07Hey, you want to hold it down up there, kids?
06:09I'm trying to talk to your Aunt Lucy.
06:12Anyway, I know I said that we would come and visit you this June,
06:15but I'll be a little woozy and bald from the chemo, so, uh, thanks for understanding.
06:22Oh, one more thing.
06:24Our insurance policy has a really high deductible, so we are strapped financially,
06:29and I was wondering if maybe you and Dave might be able to...
06:32Oh, really?
06:38No, I am not asking Mom.
06:40She doesn't know about any of this, so don't you tell her, okay?
06:43We'll be fine.
06:44I love you.
06:44Bye.
06:45I take it that's a no on the loan.
06:48Yep.
06:48Dave lost his job at the plant, and he is now handing out flyers at a chicken restaurant,
06:54and, prepared to wince, there is a chicken suit involved.
06:59Ouch.
07:01So where are we going to find this $10,000?
07:04You leave that to me.
07:06I want you to focus on getting better.
07:08But, honey...
07:08I will find it.
07:09Meanwhile, we'll make some sacrifices around here.
07:12My tennis club membership is up this month.
07:15I'm not renewing.
07:17Should you even be playing tennis after your back surgery?
07:21Probably not.
07:22Ah.
07:24Well, in that spirit, as soon as I start chemo, I will be giving up shampoo.
07:31Okay, thanks.
07:33Taxi's here.
07:35Are you sure you're ready to go back?
07:37We could wait another week.
07:39And Miss Gabby's wedding?
07:40No.
07:40I'll be fine.
07:44I just addressed you were thinking for the ceremony.
07:46Yes.
07:47Oh, good.
07:48I'll fold it in tissue so it doesn't wrinkle.
07:51Oh, darling, I don't deserve you.
07:54Well, come on.
07:55You agreed.
07:56No more tears.
07:58I'm so sorry to be putting you through this.
08:01I wouldn't blame you if you ran like hell and never looked back.
08:04Stop.
08:05I'm going to raise this child and love it as if it were my own.
08:11Now, let's see you smile.
08:21Well, I'm glad you could join us, Milton.
08:23It's good to get to know you before the wedding.
08:26You know, I must say, all these months I thought Victor was exaggerating about you,
08:29but he hasn't done you justice.
08:31You, my dear, are a flawless beauty.
08:33I'm hardly flawless.
08:35I'm sure I have a blemish hidden away somewhere.
08:37Well, that's a search I would relish.
08:39She is way out of your league, Dad.
08:42Honey, he's a multimillionaire.
08:44He runs my league.
08:46By the way, Victor, I ran into Keith Perkinson last week.
08:49And how is the venerable state chairman?
08:51Impressed with you.
08:52He liked the way you ran your mayoral campaign.
08:54Said if you keep your numbers up, he might consider supporting you in the next governor's race.
08:58Really?
09:04What's so funny?
09:06You've got to be kidding, right?
09:08I mean, we just finished a campaign.
09:09You're not about to put me through another one.
09:11I thought you loved campaigning.
09:12God, no.
09:13It's a complete snore.
09:14Pasting a smile on my face while you say the same speech for the 50th time.
09:18But you were a natural.
09:19People loved you.
09:20Well, the feeling wasn't mutual.
09:22You think I enjoyed sipping tea with these frumpy matrons who wore loud polyblend pantsuits?
09:28You know how many times I just wanted to scream,
09:29Vote for my husband, you colorblind cow.
09:32I think you've discovered something very important about democracy, my dear.
09:36The nation is full of fools and everyone gets a vote.
09:38Well, they're not going to get us again.
09:40I made nice with Fairview.
09:41I'm not about to suck up to the whole damn state.
09:52What are you doing?
09:55Some guy out in Mount Pleasant's got a cracked water heater.
10:01It's three in the morning.
10:03Well, I started advertising as a 24-hour plumber.
10:07After midnight, I get triple time.
10:09Okay, well, that's crazy.
10:11You can't work around the clock.
10:12It's not healthy.
10:13This is the third night I've worked this week.
10:14I'm fine so far.
10:16You've been sneaking out while I've been asleep?
10:18What are you, ninja plumber?
10:20It's just for a little while.
10:21Well, earn some extra money.
10:27Is this about the wedding?
10:30We agreed we want it to be nice.
10:33But we didn't agree on this.
10:35Maybe I can scale things back a bit.
10:38How?
10:39Have a ginger ale fountain?
10:41Make paper doves and hope it's windy?
10:43Okay, seriously?
10:45You don't have to kill yourself.
10:47I could max out my credit card.
10:50Is that really how you want to start our life together?
10:52In debt?
10:54No, I want to start out happy.
10:57But clearly you're upset and I don't know why.
11:02I'm not Ian.
11:04I can't afford to move you into a mansion.
11:06Or fly you off to Paris.
11:08But I'll be damned if I don't give you the same dream wedding he would have given you.
11:14We'll see you in the morning.
11:23Where the hell do you get off having cancer and not telling me about it?
11:27Mom.
11:28How do you think you could handle this without me?
11:31Stella?
11:32Oh, there's my Tommy boy.
11:34Come here.
11:36Oh, God.
11:38Oh, listen, be a love, will you, honey, and get my bags from the cab?
11:41Bags?
11:42Did you stay?
11:43Yep.
11:44And do not tip the driver.
11:46S.O.B. wouldn't let me smoke.
11:52Geez, Lynette, I didn't know you opened a daycare center.
11:55Hey, kids.
11:56Grandma's here.
12:00Okay, what did you tell them about me?
12:02It's been five years, Mom.
12:04They don't remember you.
12:05Well, if they'll remember me this time, I brought presents.
12:07Cool!
12:08Hey.
12:09For you.
12:10And you.
12:12And you.
12:13These are baby toys.
12:15We're too old to play with these.
12:16Well, I'm too old to remember what the hell six-year-olds like to play with.
12:19We're eight.
12:21What do I care?
12:23Just say thank you.
12:26Oh.
12:27Who's the pretty thing?
12:29Your girlfriend?
12:30No.
12:31She's my sister.
12:32Oh.
12:35Is that Tom's little B-A-S-T-A-
12:37Okay, kids.
12:38Time to get your toys.
12:39Let's play upstairs.
12:40Come on, Penny.
12:41Come on, sweetie.
12:42Let's go, everybody.
12:48Listen, Mom.
12:49I really appreciate you coming to help, but as you can see, I'm perfectly fine.
12:52For now.
12:54Now, how are you going to handle that mob when you're flat on your ass from chemo?
12:58I'll manage.
12:59You got through breast cancer while raising the three of us alone.
13:03I was not alone.
13:05I had you.
13:06Lynette was all of 13.
13:08She still looked after her sisters, cleaned the house, cooked the meals, and I was curled
13:12up in a ball, puking my guts out.
13:14Well, that's what you get when you mix chemo and vodka gimlets.
13:19You can goad me all you like, Lynette.
13:21I did not come here to fight.
13:24Now, trust me, Cookie.
13:25I have memorized a whole catalog of subjects you and I can no longer discuss, and if that
13:30means that we have to talk about the weather for three months, then fine.
13:35But I am staying.
13:38Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go kick a child out of his room.
13:52Okay, legs up.
13:55You want to do it again?
13:57No.
13:58I've been doing a lot of research.
14:01Gravity helps facilitate the sperm reaching the eggs.
14:05So, Kipo.
14:07Could we try a little light spooning before you hang me up like a side of beef?
14:11Edie, we're trying to have a baby.
14:13Well, could we be a little less clinical?
14:15Maybe let nature take its course.
14:19Nature is not on our side anymore.
14:22Look, you're no spring chicken, man.
14:24Those eggs aren't exactly farm fresh.
14:26Okay, stop referring to me as poultry.
14:29Sorry.
14:30Can we just try this?
14:31It's only for 30 minutes.
14:3230 minutes?
14:33I am not staying in this position for half an hour.
14:35Listen, I know that this requires some work, but it will all be worth it when we have
14:40our beautiful, beautiful baby.
14:41Right?
14:47Right.
14:49I guess I could make some sacrifices.
14:53That's my girl.
14:56Can I get you anything?
14:57Yeah, I'd kill for a beer.
14:59Sorry, no alcohol.
15:00What?
15:01For how long?
15:02Just until the baby's born.
15:04Oh, and you stop nursing.
15:06Don't worry.
15:07I'll get you a nice herbal tea.
15:12It's just for a few months.
15:14While you're in treatment, we're going to have to find someone to watch the kids.
15:17No.
15:18I am not leaving that woman in charge of our children.
15:20In three months, the twins will be chain smoking and Penny will be an alcoholic.
15:24We can manage.
15:26We've got McCluskey.
15:27She costs money.
15:28Money that we won't have if we're paying someone to replace you at work.
15:31You said not to worry about money, that you'd find it somewhere.
15:34I did.
15:36What, someone loaned us $10,000?
15:38No, gave us.
15:39And we can't thank her by kicking her out.
15:43No, Tom, you didn't ask my mother.
15:46Didn't have to.
15:47She knew that you hit up Lucy, so she offered.
15:49Well, we're giving it back.
15:50No, we can't afford to.
15:52Tom, you don't know half the stuff she did to us.
15:56She would get drunk and smack us around.
15:59She would meet some new guy and then drop us off at her sister's for a week because he wasn't
16:03into kids.
16:03Okay, so she was a crappy mom.
16:05You said yourself that she has mellowed.
16:07Now she wants to make amends.
16:09If you would just try to understand.
16:11I think that I've been pretty understanding lately.
16:14What's that supposed to mean?
16:16I think you know.
16:18Great, so in the middle of everything I'm dealing with, you're going to throw Rick in my face.
16:21When someone we love hurts us, if we still love them, we deal with it and we move on.
16:27If I can do it, so can you.
16:31So forgiving my mother, that's my penance?
16:36Yeah, I think it is.
16:51I thought you said we weren't supposed to spend the night before the wedding together.
16:54Yeah, I was trying to respect tradition.
16:57I got horny.
17:01Wow.
17:02Well, I guess we'll just have to start the honeymoon early, won't we?
17:05Get rid of this stuff.
17:06What are you working on so late?
17:09Nothing.
17:11Polling data?
17:12Why are you polling? The election's over.
17:14It's just a little research. God, you look.
17:16Is this about running for governor? Because I told you how I feel about that.
17:20My dad just set up a little exploratory committee. It's no big deal.
17:24Oh, okay. Well, let's explore it now.
17:27Nope, not going to happen.
17:28Abby.
17:28Victor, ever since we met, it's been photo ops and fundraisers and I'm sick of it.
17:33I'm a politician.
17:34Do you think I want my career to begin and end in the suburbs?
17:37Fairview is my home and I don't want to leave it.
17:39And you can't make this decision without me. I'm going to be your wife.
17:41Exactly. Not my career advisor.
17:43Oh, so I don't even get a vote?
17:44Not if it's a veto.
17:45Hey, look, no.
17:45I already married a man who put his career before me and I swore I wasn't going to do it
17:50again.
17:50Well, I swore I would not let a stupid woman hold me back.
17:58That did not come out the way I wanted it to.
18:02I'm sorry.
18:04I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
18:05I've just been under a lot of pressure lately.
18:07Well, here's one less thing you have to worry about.
18:10Our wedding.
18:11You can't cancel the wedding. It's too late.
18:14As far as I'm concerned, it's just in the nick of time.
18:28Good morning, Gabby.
18:30God, Milton. The newspaper's not even here yet.
18:32I'm sorry. It's early. I just came to apologize.
18:36Why? What happened wasn't your fault.
18:39That's not exactly the case.
18:42Is that coffee I smell?
18:47You only bolted because Victor wants to be governor.
18:50He only wants to be governor because of me.
18:52You only suggested it. You can't make him go after something he doesn't want.
18:56The hell I can't.
18:58Ever since he was a kid, Victor's been killing himself, trying to live up to his big-shot father.
19:03He's desperate for my approval.
19:05Why?
19:07I suppose because he's never gotten it.
19:09Everything he does, even becoming mayor, I somehow let him know that it's not quite enough.
19:15No. Don't get me wrong.
19:17I'm right to push. That's why he's so successful.
19:21So what are you saying? I should marry Victor because you're a withholding father?
19:25No, I just want you to understand why he does what he does.
19:29Fine. I get it.
19:31But why would I want a husband who values his father's opinion more than mine?
19:35Well, he doesn't really care much what I think anymore.
19:38After you left last night, he called me and, uh, what's the phrase?
19:42Tore me a new one.
19:44He did?
19:46He said because of me, he'd lost the best thing that had ever happened to him.
19:49And if he couldn't win you back, I could take my money and buy a new son.
19:54Because I was never going to be hearing from him again.
19:58He blew off 80 million?
20:02Well, if he cares about me so damn much, why am I not hearing this from him?
20:07I think you're about to.
20:14Is there a back way out of here?
20:33Aren't you going to be late for Gabby's wedding?
20:35Oh, weddings are boring.
20:36I like to sneak in at the end, look teary-eyed, and pretend I was there the whole time.
20:41I am going to see you at the reception.
20:45Oh, uh, hi, Danny.
20:48Um, Carlos, the paper boy's here.
20:50Could you pay him?
20:51Come on in.
20:54Hey, here you go, Danny.
21:01Oh, looks like I'm a little short.
21:03Can I catch you later?
21:05No.
21:07All right.
21:08Hold on.
21:21Oh, my God.
21:23What's that?
21:25It's birth control pills.
21:28I'm going to need cash.
21:33Welcome home.
21:34I have missed you, sweetheart.
21:36Oh.
21:38Allow me.
21:40Well, hello there, Julie.
21:43You guys are back.
21:45Wow.
21:46Somebody's blonder.
21:47Oh, yeah.
21:48My mom hates it, too.
21:49So, where's Danielle?
21:52Well, um, while we were in Switzerland, she ran across this boarding school, and she fell
21:56in love with it and just insisted that we let her spend a year abroad.
22:00Wow.
22:01She must be having a really good time.
22:03She hasn't returned any of my phone calls.
22:05Oh, well, uh, you know, her school's up in the mountains, and her cell phone reception
22:09is kind of funky here now.
22:11She hasn't answered my emails, either.
22:14Well, I'm going to call her tonight and have a little talk with her about common courtesy,
22:17and I'm sure that you will get an email first thing tomorrow morning.
22:22Well, we should go.
22:22I've got to get that bracelet to Gabby before the wedding.
22:24Well, I'll see you guys there.
22:25Bye.
22:29Well, that was uncomfortable.
22:31You have no idea.
22:32Everyone's been asking questions.
22:34This might not be as easy as we'd hoped.
22:47There.
22:48Now you have something new.
22:51So how do I look?
22:52You are now officially the most beautiful bride that ever lived.
22:56Until your wedding, of course.
22:58Nice save.
23:00It means so much to me that we're all here together right now.
23:07And break.
23:10Love you.
23:22We are gathered here today to join together Victor Lang and Gabrielle Marquez in matrimony.
23:29An honorable estate not to be entered into lightly, but reverently and soberly.
23:34This is a lifetime union.
23:36One based on love, honor, and...
23:38You want to be my new best friend?
23:40Premium scotch.
23:41Keep coming.
23:42It will shape you.
23:43You are promising not only to give of yourself, but also to accept each other.
23:47Promising not only to love for today, but to extend that love to...
23:51Carlos!
23:52I thought you weren't coming until after...
23:53Save it.
23:54...that anyone can show just cause why these two should not be joined together...
23:57Okay, look.
23:58I can explain.
23:58Don't bother.
24:01Your lives were more convincing when I cared.
24:07Carlos!
24:08Good times.
24:09You've got to understand.
24:10I do want to have a baby with you.
24:12Just not yet.
24:13I...
24:14I just...
24:15I wanted to give you a chance to fall in love with me first.
24:18I don't believe you, and I will never trust you again.
24:20Well, what was I supposed to do?
24:22You backed me into a corner, and you were going to bail on us, and I was just trying to
24:26save what we had.
24:29Carlos, don't leave me.
24:32Please just talk to me.
24:34I am done with you.
24:37Carlos!
24:39Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, Mr. and Mrs. Victor Lang.
24:43I'm sorry!
24:56Mrs. McCluskey!
24:57Enjoy the wedding?
24:58Nice.
24:59Very classy.
25:00Oh, but what the hell was that brouhaha between Carlos and Edie?
25:03I don't know, and I don't care.
25:05Today I'm so filled with love, I can forgive anyone anything.
25:09Oh, um, but if you do see them again, call security.
25:13So we're in Zurich, and I am sick after breakfast for the third morning in a row, and I thought
25:18to myself, dear God, I hope I have not developed an allergy to chocolate brioche.
25:22Life just wouldn't be worth living.
25:24So I said, that's it, we're seeing a doctor.
25:27Well, you could have knocked us over with a feather when he said she was already two months
25:31pregnant.
25:31Oh, I think it's so great, and we could not be happier for you.
25:35When's your due date?
25:35Oh, not until the early fall, but enough about me.
25:38This is your day, you and Victor, who, by the way, I have not met yet.
25:41Oh my gosh, that's right!
25:42Okay, you stay here.
25:43I'm going to go grab her.
25:47It is so good to be back.
25:49I can't believe how much is happening.
25:51I mean, you and Gabby getting married, and I'm having a baby.
25:55What's going on with you, Lynette?
25:58Nothing.
25:59Same old, same old.
26:01Really, is everything okay, sweetie, because you haven't quite seen yourself the last couple
26:04of weeks?
26:05I'm fine.
26:06Everything's just fine.
26:10I'll tell you this much, I'm exhausted.
26:12I'll be glad when this day's over.
26:15Well, it was all worth it.
26:17Marrying Gabby is the smartest thing you've ever done.
26:20With her bringing in the Latino vote, the governor's mansion's as good as yours.
26:23Well, that's assuming I could change her mind.
26:25I had to make certain concessions just to get her down the aisle.
26:28Oh, you're the husband now.
26:29The rules have changed.
26:30Be nice, buy her a few pretty things.
26:33Trust me, you'll be able to tame that little spitfire.
26:36I'm not too worried.
26:37I've always been able to manage my assets.
26:50Did you find him?
26:53No, I'm still looking, but I'll let you know.
27:02Movie's over.
27:04And may I add, I'm in.
27:06Go out and play.
27:07Go on, go on.
27:08Out.
27:13They're just going to go play guns.
27:15Can I watch another movie?
27:17Lynette said one was the limit.
27:18She'll be home soon.
27:19No, she won't.
27:21Whenever they go out to a party, they always come home at least an hour later than they say
27:25they will.
27:27Aren't you an observant little monkey?
27:31Tell me, sweetie, would you know anything about a man named Rick?
27:37Yeah, I know Rick.
27:39My daddy and Lynette had a big fight about him.
27:42Really?
27:44Sounds like there's maybe a little story there.
27:47If I tell you, could I watch a really good grown-up movie?
27:53If it's a really good grown-up story.
27:59Okay, I got you some appetizers to tide you over.
28:02We have mini quiches and beef saute and something called Crystal Coast Shrimp with Grits, but
28:06it's mostly just grits because I ate all the shrimp on my way over.
28:10Mike?
28:24Reverend, that was such a beautiful ceremony.
28:27Really, just heartfelt and moving the whole package.
28:30Well, thank you.
28:31Yeah, it was really impressive.
28:32So what are you doing tonight?
28:34What?
28:43Oh, Carlos, I didn't know you were in here.
28:46I got a little thirsty.
28:48Yes, I can see that.
28:52Gabby, I am sorry if I ruined your wedding.
28:57But if it's any consolation, I also ruined my life.
29:01What are you talking about?
29:03A couple years ago, I was totally happy.
29:06I had a home, you, great career.
29:11And I don't understand how I let it all go to hell.
29:15And now here I am, back at square one.
29:20I really blew it.
29:26Yeah, what am I doing?
29:28I shouldn't be dumping this on you.
29:30It's your wedding day.
29:32Go to Victor.
29:34I'm going to stay right here.
29:36I'm going to stay right here.
29:45Well, I don't know how you did it.
29:47The kids are asleep and the cough syrup hasn't been touched.
29:50Boy, you're just waiting for an excuse to give me the boot.
29:54Well, if history is any indicator, I won't have to wait long.
29:58So you don't think people can change?
30:03I think at a certain point, people just are who they are.
30:07Well, I think people can change.
30:10Oh.
30:11Take you.
30:12You was a perfect wife and mom.
30:15And a long, tame Rick.
30:20How did you...
30:21Come on, Lynette.
30:22You kids were young when I was sneaking around around Glenn,
30:24but you knew something was up.
30:27You heard about this from my kids?
30:29Just a girl.
30:31All she knows is that Daddy got mad because Rick liked you.
30:38Nothing happened between me and Rick.
30:40Yes, he came on to me, but unlike you, I controlled myself.
30:45Well, you had Tom to come home to.
30:48I had your stepfather.
30:50Hey, Glenn may have bored you,
30:52but the years we had a father in that house were the happiest of my life.
30:55You didn't care about that, though, did you?
30:56You just drove him away.
30:57And you couldn't wait to pay me back.
31:02Do you remember what you said the next year when I got sick?
31:06No, I don't.
31:08Liar.
31:10You said I earned it.
31:12It was God's punishment.
31:16How are you feeling now, Lynette?
31:19You think you're being punished?
31:23How can you say that?
31:25You were so sanctimonious.
31:28You could not imagine what sort of woman could do that kind of thing.
31:31Not so hard to imagine now, is it?
31:34Stop comparing us.
31:36I never did what you did.
31:37No, you just wanted to.
31:42You're leaving tomorrow.
31:44I don't want your money.
31:45I don't want you in my house.
31:46Hey, you are sick, Lynette.
31:50You think you know what you're in for,
31:52because you watched me go through it?
31:54Watching it is nothing.
31:56You are going to feel worse than you thought a person could feel,
32:00and I'll be holding your hand through every damn minute.
32:05You can't stay if I don't want you here.
32:08You can fight me, or you can fight the cancer.
32:12Trust me.
32:13You won't have the strength to do both.
32:28Andrew?
32:30Do young people still say awesome?
32:33Not so much.
32:34Try off the hook.
32:36Off the hook?
32:37That doesn't even make sense.
32:38Fine.
32:39Type in groovy.
32:40See if I care.
32:46Hello, Hodge residence.
32:48Oh, hi, Danielle.
32:49Listen, I am sending Julie Meyer an email from you.
32:52Now, would you say that your school was, quote,
32:54off the hook, unquote?
32:55Uh, no.
32:56I would say it was sucky, or crappy,
32:59or a freaking nightmare.
33:01Look, if you're going to start complaining,
33:02I'm going to hang up.
33:03Mom, you have got to talk to the nuns.
33:06They are so harsh with me,
33:07and they have all these stupid rules.
33:09Well, perhaps if some of those rules had been in place
33:11when you took up with Edie's nephew,
33:12you might not be in this little pickle.
33:14Mom, please.
33:15I just want to come home.
33:16Look, I am going to say this one last time.
33:19You are going to stay put until that baby is born.
33:22Now, don't forget, we're driving up this weekend,
33:25and I am bringing your favorite lemon squares.
33:31Darling, can I draw you a bath?
33:33That would be lovely.
33:37Oh, would you give me a hand?
33:44There you go.
33:48It's almost time for this six-month size.
33:50Oh, don't remind me.
33:56No, no, it's no problem.
33:58I can fix that for you.
34:00Just give me your name and address.
34:02I'm Mrs. Emily Roscoff,
34:03and I'm at 420-0-Rose.
34:05All right, I've got to stop and pick up a Douglas valve.
34:08But, uh, she'll be there in 45 minutes, tops.
34:14I hate to see you drive when you're this tired.
34:17There's some iced coffee in the fridge.
34:19I'll be fine.
34:21See you when I get back.
34:31You were great.
34:32Did y'all ever doubt I would be?
34:33Just hurry up and get dressed.
34:34We only have 45 minutes.
34:35Oh, okay.
34:51Are you Mike?
34:52Yeah, I'm looking for our Mrs. Walcott's house.
34:55You've come to the right place.
34:56Here, put this on.
35:05Do you mind telling me what Susan's up to?
35:07Ask her yourself.
35:27Are you sure about this?
35:29I don't want you to look back and regret not having your perfect wedding.
35:33Well, I don't know if you've noticed, but my idea of the perfect wedding keeps changing.
35:40One day I want white roses, and then I want lilies, and first I want a harpist, and then
35:45a string quartet.
35:47Only one thing stays constant, and I'm looking at it.
35:56Why would I need anything else to make my wedding perfect?
36:03Well, who knew downsizing could be so romantic?
36:08Yeah.
36:09I'm Mrs. Walcott, I presume.
36:11That's right, sugar.
36:14Oh, you might want to check that breast pocket of your suit.
36:24Just so you know, you'll be paying for those, and the lights, and the flowers.
36:31I've never seen you look so beautiful.
36:35You clean up pretty good yourself.
36:47Are we ready?
36:48Are you kidding?
36:49They've been dragging this thing out for three years.
36:57We're gathered here today to join together Mike Delfino and Susan Meyer in matrimony.
37:03An honorable estate, not to be entered into lightly, but reverently and soberly.
37:13Family, there is nothing more important.
37:18They're the ones who show up when we're in trouble.
37:23The ones who push us to succeed.
37:28The ones who help keep our secrets.
37:35But what of those who have no family to rely on?
37:42What happens to those poor souls?
37:47Who have no loved ones to help them in their hour of need?
37:53Well, most learn to walk life's road by themselves.
37:59But a sad few of us simply stop trying.
38:08What happens to those poor souls?
38:08What happens to those poor souls?
38:08What happens to those poor souls?