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00:02All children love to play games.
00:05But before they can race their bikes, or jump their ropes, or toss their frisbees,
00:12children understand they must first convince their friends to play along with them.
00:18The same is true for adults.
00:21Hi Gabby, it's me. I'm throwing a party Saturday night. Guess what kind?
00:25A charades party?
00:27Didn't you just throw one?
00:28No, that was a year ago.
00:30Oh, right. Guess it's time for another one.
00:33Sure is. Can you come?
00:35Um, sorry Victor needs me at this political thing. Damn. Damn, damn.
00:41Aww, you have to come. You're the best charades player I know.
00:45That's sweet. And totally accurate. But I'm really whipped from the chemo, so...
00:50Oh, there's my other line. Can you ask me next time, okay, hon? Okay. Bye.
00:56Hello. Oh, hey Brie. Hmm, what's up?
01:00Well, I stopped by Catherine's last night just to get a recipe, and you'll never believe what I overheard.
01:04She slapped her kid? No!
01:07Yes! And get this, when Adam said Dylan was just going to keep asking questions, Catherine said, and I quote,
01:13Well, we're just going to have to find better lies.
01:16Oh, hang on. I've got another call.
01:18Phone is rich.
01:19Susan. She's hosting another game night.
01:21Another one? It's time for an anonymous letter.
01:24Wait. Is Catherine going to Susan's charade night?
01:27Probably. Why?
01:28We should go, too.
01:30Get a few drinks in her. See if she loosens up.
01:33I doubt a woman like Catherine is going to spill her secrets just because she's had a little wine.
01:37I don't know. You came out with some interesting things before you swore off the sauce.
01:42Well, none that I recall.
01:43Didn't you tell me you lost your virginity in the backseat of a...
01:46Point well taken. I'll bring the wine.
01:48Susan! Good news. We can come to the party after all.
01:52Hey, you know who else you should invite?
01:54Yeah, I am feeling much better, so count me in.
01:58Will our new neighbor be coming?
02:00Of course. I love your charades parties.
02:02And I hope you're inviting that delightful Catherine Mayfair.
02:08So you were paid a very nice compliment today.
02:11I was?
02:11Yes. I am hosting a charades party and all of my friends went out of their way to insist I
02:16invite you.
02:17Really?
02:19Yes. Not all adults like to play games.
02:24But the ones who do?
02:26Play to win.
02:32Stella Wingfield hated to cook.
02:35Still, she spent that Friday morning grating cheese,
02:40and greasing a pan,
02:42and laying in macaroni,
02:45because her eldest daughter was sick.
02:48And Stella could no longer sit by and do nothing.
02:52Lunchtime!
02:53Oh, no thanks.
02:55Oh, come on. I made it for you special.
02:57You've got to keep your strength up.
02:59I appreciate the effort, but I told you I can't keep anything down.
03:02And FYI, mac and cheese is halfway to vomit.
03:06You might as well have given me a plate of creamed corn.
03:08Aren't you taking the anti-nausea drug?
03:11Yeah, I am taking it. It's just not working.
03:16Well, I know something that might help your nausea and boost your appetite.
03:22Perhaps a little visit for my old friend, Mary Jane.
03:29You're suggesting pot?
03:30A lot of chemo patients use it. Hell, I did.
03:34Come on.
03:36Let mama score you some kick-ass chronic.
03:41Kick-ass chronic.
03:43Uh-huh.
03:43You're a grandmother.
03:44Shouldn't you be off somewhere knitting an afghan?
03:46Just trying to ease your pain.
03:49Well, thanks.
03:50But I prefer not to get my medication from some guy under a bridge.
03:58Suit yourself.
04:06Hey.
04:09What's this?
04:10A crib.
04:11Oh, and look.
04:14Safety latch.
04:15I figured if the baby takes after you, accident proof is key.
04:19Honey, you know, I'm still in my first trimester.
04:21Don't you think it's a little early to be making cribs?
04:24Early would be painting it pink or blue.
04:26But I got both, so we're covered either way.
04:32Great.
04:33And whether it's a boy or a girl, Colt's fan. That's non-negotiable.
04:39Um, Bree's home. I'll be right back.
04:47Look sharp, Susan.
04:48Oh, God.
04:49It's getting harder and harder to keep her at arm's length.
04:52I never knew she was such a hugger.
04:53You want to run interference?
04:54No, no.
04:55Getting good at props.
04:58Hey, Susan. What's up?
04:59I need a favor.
05:01Um, I remember you mentioning that you liked your obstetrician.
05:03Can I get his number?
05:06I thought you were using Dr. Mayfair.
05:08Yeah, I don't know.
05:09It's getting a little weird.
05:10You know, Adam is my neighbor.
05:12Well, you don't mind Orson being your dentist?
05:14Well, that's because I don't blush when Orson says open wide.
05:18You know, my OB is all the way across town.
05:21You just do not want to drive that far.
05:23Oh, well, we could schedule our appointments together and carpool.
05:26You know, pregnant gals on the road.
05:28It does sound fun, but I don't think my doctor is taking on any new patients.
05:33Oh, I can talk him into it. What's his name?
05:35I, um, don't remember.
05:39You don't remember?
05:40No, you know, I usually just call him doctor.
05:44Bree, just get me the number.
06:02Here you go, but please don't mention my name.
06:04As I said, you know, he's overbooked and I just don't want to get on his bad side.
06:07I'm so excited.
06:08Pregnant gals sharing a doctor.
06:13Achoo!
06:13Oh, bless you.
06:14Sorry.
06:15Probably just allergies, but, you know, you don't want to take any chances.
06:26Hey, can I get a drink?
06:29Yeah, sure.
06:37By the way, I'm going to start.
06:40Oh, thanks.
06:49I'd say the car's clean enough.
06:51Catherine.
06:52You did seem awfully friendly.
06:54Do you know her?
06:55No.
06:56We said two words.
06:57She criticized my car washing.
06:58Hmm, it's funny.
06:59When I criticize you, you don't put on a big goofy grin.
07:02You really need to stop this.
07:03Given our history, shouldn't I be saying that to you?
07:06Catherine, I can't just not speak to women.
07:08I'm a gynecologist, for God's sake.
07:10Yes, I know.
07:13But you don't have to bring your work home with you.
07:26You're leaving already?
07:29Edie asked me to help her pick out a gift for her sister.
07:32So I gotta swing by the mall.
07:35When can I see you next?
07:37Well, Victor has a teacher's union thing on Thursday.
07:41Guess I'll see you on Thursday.
07:43Carlos, what's happening?
07:45Here?
07:46I mean, with us, why are we still sneaking around?
07:49You know exactly why.
07:51Oh, come on.
07:52Edie's recovered from her little suicide attempt.
07:53Don't you think it's time to move on?
07:55Look, I've got some things going on, and I need them to pay off before I can make a move.
07:58Really, I don't have a choice.
08:00Okay, but if you did have a choice, would it be a hard one?
08:04I mean, it's not like you're in love with Edie, is it?
08:07No, I don't love Edie.
08:09And I've got a plan to get her out of my life forever.
08:11Just give me two weeks, okay?
08:15Bracelet's always nice.
08:19Brady's sister.
08:22Good idea.
08:45Here's the thing.
08:47My daughter has cancer.
08:48She's so nauseous, she stopped eating.
08:50And I can't just stand by and watch her waste away.
08:53So I asked around, and people thought you might be able to get me what I need.
08:58You follow my drift?
09:01Um, yeah.
09:02You want me to score you some weed?
09:04The best stuff you can get.
09:06Nothing's too good for my little girl.
09:15Darling?
09:16What is it?
09:18I don't want you to worry.
09:20I just got off the phone with the convent.
09:23It seems Danielle took a little spill.
09:26You're eight and a half months pregnant.
09:28What in heaven's name were you doing rollerblading?
09:31I'm bored.
09:32All I do is lay around.
09:34In your condition, that's what you should be doing.
09:36And where on earth did you get skates in a convent?
09:39I borrowed them from one of the eating disorder girls.
09:42They have all the good exercise equipment.
09:44Danielle, what if your reckless behavior had hurt the baby?
09:46They're going to examine me.
09:47I'm sure the baby's fine.
09:49Yes, and it is going to stay that way because I have instructed Sister Teresa to keep you sequestered in
09:54your room until the baby is born.
09:55What am I supposed to do for fun?
09:57You won't even get me a DVD player.
09:58Well, I was hoping that you could use these last few weeks for reflection and personal growth.
10:04I hate you.
10:06Clearly it would be time well spent.
10:15How was the lasagna?
10:16Why don't you ask it yourself?
10:18Honey.
10:19Sorry.
10:20At least eat a little. We need you in fighting form for charades tonight.
10:23Yeah. About that, I don't think I'm going to make it.
10:26You have to. You are the charade's assassin.
10:30They still talk about the night that you guessed the Americanization of Emily in 15 seconds.
10:34Twelve.
10:35That's my point. I'm undefeated. Why spoil my winning streak by playing when I'm not up to it?
10:39Honey, people know that you're sick.
10:42They don't expect you to be at your absolute best.
10:47Tom, hair loss and constant nausea, those are inconveniences.
10:50Losing at charades to Susan Meyer, that is just flat out intolerable.
10:57Hey, Andrew. Hey.
10:58What's up?
10:59A package for Lynette's mom got delivered to our house by mistake.
11:03I've got it, Tom.
11:05It's a pattern.
11:06I'm knitting Lynette an afghan.
11:10I'm knitting Lynette an afghan.
11:11Here.
11:11Your grand lawn.
11:24There, there's no one.
11:26Here.
11:32There's no middle area.
11:32There's no middle area.
11:35You've got to be good.
11:37The light was here.
11:40You've got to be careful about Gentile, understanding you're working by the angel is on man's heart.
11:41You've got to be careful looking out when to beat her appet debrief.
11:49A friend of mine recommended this place.
11:52It's not exactly what I expected.
11:57Must be one heck of a doctor, though, huh?
12:00I don't know.
12:00I just come here to buy clean urine.
12:06Shoot!
12:07Those are only for grown-ups.
12:08Why?
12:09Because they have special medicine in them.
12:12Like the grown-up iced tea you always drink?
12:14Similar.
12:16How about some ice cream instead?
12:17And you can watch TV till your eyes fall out.
12:19Yeah!
12:20You stay.
12:23Grandma needs a favor.
12:24And you've got just the face for it.
12:31Wow, sweetie.
12:32Those really look delicious.
12:33But I just don't feel like eating right now.
12:36Just one, Mom?
12:37I made them special.
12:39Just for you.
12:51This really is delicious.
13:00Now if there's an emergency, you can reach me on my cell phone.
13:03Or they can just walk across the street.
13:05I fun girls.
13:06Don't do anything I would do.
13:11Adam seems really laid back.
13:13Yeah, he's pretty cool.
13:16Of course.
13:17Everyone seems cool compared to Robo Mom.
13:20Hey, you never told me.
13:22What happened when you asked her about your real dad?
13:24She freaked out.
13:25Just like I thought.
13:26She wouldn't tell me anything.
13:31Well, there are other ways to find things out.
13:34Does your mom keep any old papers?
13:36You know, letters, diaries?
13:38Not that she shows me.
13:40There's stuff in the storage room upstairs, but it's locked.
13:43So forget about it.
13:48What kind of lock is it?
13:53Oh, come on in.
13:54I was hoping you were Susan.
13:57She's not here?
13:57No, she's not answering her cell phone.
13:59Is she?
13:59Well, she had an appointment with this new obstetrician over on River Street.
14:02She should be here by now.
14:03Why would you see a doctor over there?
14:05That's a terrible neighborhood.
14:06It is?
14:07Yes.
14:07Don't you remember?
14:07That's where they murdered those two prostitutes last year.
14:11We should help Mike with the food.
14:13Knock, knock.
14:14We're here.
14:15Oh, good.
14:16Catherine.
14:17I was hoping we'd get a chance to chat.
14:20Open this now.
14:23Oh, Susan's parties are always such a snooze fest.
14:26The only thing people will be miming is get me the hell out of here.
14:29Aren't you a little overdressed for charades?
14:31I thought that I'd look nice.
14:33Just in case we decided to, well, I don't know, announce our engagement.
14:40We're not announcing anything.
14:44It's Susan and Mike's party.
14:46I do not want to make it all about us.
14:53Edie, let me be clear on this.
14:55You were not to tell anyone about our engagement.
14:57Got it?
14:58Fine.
14:59I won't say a word.
15:15Oh, this is fantastic.
15:17You know Edward Ferber?
15:18Hmm?
15:19State senator?
15:19Yes.
15:20His wife just got picked up for shoplifting.
15:24Why is that fantastic?
15:26He was making noises about going against me for governor.
15:29I guess the light-fingered Mrs. Ferber just put an end to that.
15:31Why?
15:31It's not like he shoplifted.
15:33It doesn't matter.
15:34You know what they do to pull numbers?
15:36Oh, that's right.
15:37I was reading about that in Politics is Boring magazine.
15:40I'm just glad I don't have to worry about you pulling crap like that.
15:44Yeah, you're lucky.
15:48So where's Lynette?
15:50She's usually your charade's MVP.
15:52She wasn't feeling so well, but you are still going down, mister.
15:57It's just a game.
15:58A game you wish you never played.
16:02Oh, hi, Gabby.
16:04Catherine and I were just talking about the old days.
16:07So when you were living with your aunt, was Dylan's father with you?
16:10No, just me and Dylan.
16:12Were you widowed or divorced?
16:16Actually, I prefer not to discuss my first marriage.
16:19If you don't mind.
16:21Oh, well, we certainly didn't mean to pry.
16:25Let me just tinge that up for you.
16:28Hello.
16:30So nice to see you.
16:32All right, it's a point.
16:34Oh, no.
16:36Oh, my contacts slipped.
16:40Is that an engagement ring?
16:44Oh, shoot.
16:45Pretend you didn't see that.
16:47I promised my fiancé that I wouldn't say a word until the official announcement.
16:53Excuse me.
16:56Gabby!
16:57Sorry I'm late.
16:58Oh, my God, you made it!
17:00That is such a beautiful dress.
17:02We're going to have so much fun.
17:03You.
17:05Come with me.
17:07She's got a ring.
17:09What?
17:09Amy, she's wearing a big honking engagement ring the size of her.
17:12A peach pit.
17:13Hey, I didn't get her a ring.
17:14Oh, so you're not engaged?
17:16Well, see, here's the thing.
17:18Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
17:19Let me explain.
17:20I am done with your explanations, and I am done with just give me two more weeks, baby.
17:24Whatever games you're playing, I'm sick of it.
17:26We're through.
17:27So you're just going to go and live happily ever after with Victor, huh?
17:32Do you think Victor is my only option?
17:34Well, I've got news for you, Carlos.
17:36I can have any guy I want.
17:38Because this waits for no man.
17:48You bought yourself an engagement ring.
17:51It's been three days, Carlos.
17:53How long was I supposed to wait?
17:54You agreed not to say anything.
17:56Ah, but I didn't agree not to wear anything.
17:59Don't worry.
18:00It wasn't expensive.
18:02You can...
18:06And the whole time, I just kept thinking, this is Bree's doctor.
18:10Bree recommended him.
18:11He must be the best.
18:13So I didn't worry when it was between a needle exchange and the area's only transvestite bookstore.
18:18And I ignored that my shoes stuck to the floor, and there was a cigarette machine in the waiting room.
18:25But when I saw the ant traps on his speculum tray, I thought that you and I should have a
18:31talk.
18:31Oh, Susan, I am so sorry.
18:33And of course, I will pay for the slashed tire and the stolen cell phone.
18:36That is not the point.
18:37Why would you send me to somebody who is obviously not your doctor?
18:42I can't tell you.
18:43Why not?
18:45It's private.
18:47You know what else is private?
18:48The parts of me that I'm pretty sure he snapped with his camera phone.
18:58Oh, God.
19:01Look, Al, she is totally out of control.
19:04I need her taken care of.
19:07Fine, I'll see what I can do.
19:15Adam, I feel the tag of my dress sticking out and I can't reach it.
19:19Do you mind?
19:20Yeah, sure.
19:23There you go.
19:24Oh!
19:25I think I gotta chill.
19:27Now let me see if I can give you one.
19:29Yeah, that's right.
19:35We haven't been here an hour and you're already humiliating me?
19:38Are we really having this conversation again?
19:40Oh, I guess you learned nothing from Chicago.
19:42For God's sake, I was not flirting.
19:43She asked me to fix her dress.
19:45Yeah, I saw your face.
19:46I could tell what a chore it was for you.
19:48You know what?
19:49I think I'm a little behind you in the alcohol department.
19:51Let me go catch up.
19:56I'm sorry.
19:57I didn't mean to eavesdrop.
19:59But you really shouldn't take this out on Adam.
20:02And Gabrielle has a little bit of a reputation, if you know what I mean.
20:07No, I don't.
20:09But I'd certainly like to.
20:11Okay, everybody.
20:12Let the games begin.
20:14Um, okay.
20:15I will be team captain one.
20:17Who wants to be captain number two?
20:19I'll do it.
20:20Great.
20:20Okay, you pick first.
20:22Oh, okay.
20:24I will pick Adam.
20:27I pick Lynette.
20:29Where's Lynette?
20:31Ah, she really wanted to be here.
20:32She's just feeling too sick to party.
20:38It's funny, isn't it?
20:40I think it's genius.
20:42He's a sponge, but he talks.
20:47Well, it looks like somebody is feeling a little better.
20:50Yeah.
20:51I guess that anti-nausea medicine finally kicked in.
20:54That must be it.
20:59Orson.
21:01Carlos.
21:02Um, husband in the room?
21:04Honey, I love you, but I want to win.
21:09You should pick Edie.
21:11Why?
21:12The woman just tried to commit suicide.
21:13Don't make her last pick.
21:14She's still fragile.
21:15Good point.
21:16Mike!
21:18Yes!
21:18Let's get started.
21:20No, no, wait, wait, wait.
21:21Gabby, you know how it works.
21:22Okay, first I have to go over all the signals.
21:24Okay, so, um, this is a movie.
21:27Um, TV.
21:29Where did you learn to do this?
21:30When you live with a mother who constantly locks herself out,
21:33you develop certain skills.
21:39I don't know.
21:40Maybe this is a sign we should stop.
21:43What were you saying about signs?
21:48A whole concept, person, um, let's see, Shakespeare, book.
21:53And then, uh, if you do the signal for book and you touch your heart, then that's poem.
21:58Okay, when has anyone ever used a poem as a clue?
22:00Yeah, come on, let's play!
22:02Let's play!
22:03Yeah!
22:04Yeah, let's play!
22:06Hey, honey, you made it!
22:07Ah-ha!
22:08Dibs on Lynette!
22:09She's on my team!
22:10No, that's not fair.
22:11She's like the charades ninja.
22:13That's me!
22:13The ninja!
22:14What?
22:16Ah!
22:17Ah!
22:18I didn't know you were going to do this.
22:19Okay!
22:21Okay!
22:22I'm ready.
22:26Okay, go.
22:28Shoes!
22:28Sock!
22:29Lock!
22:30Itch!
22:31Itch!
22:32Oh!
22:33Out!
22:33Oh, blister!
22:34Blister!
22:34Sounds like blister!
22:35Kiss-ter!
22:36Sister!
22:37Two meals for sister!
22:40Okay, 22 seconds.
22:42Lynette, you're up!
22:43Come on, babe.
22:44We're 40 seconds down.
22:45We need you to make that time up.
22:46Who do you think you're talking to?
22:48Right on.
22:49All right.
22:50Woo!
22:52Ready?
22:53Get set.
22:54Go!
23:03Honey, the clock's ticking.
23:05I know.
23:06This is a really hard one.
23:09Okay, come on, come on.
23:10What is it?
23:11Is it a book?
23:11Is it a movie?
23:12Movie?
23:13It's a western.
23:14No talking.
23:15Sorry.
23:16Honey, start with the first word.
23:18How many syllables?
23:25One word.
23:27Sweetie, act it out.
23:28You're really good at that.
23:31Okay, okay.
23:32Whole idea.
23:34Me.
23:35She.
23:35Woman.
23:36Blonde.
23:37Bleach.
23:38No!
23:43Hang him high.
23:51Yes!
23:52Yes!
23:54Yes!
23:56Okay.
23:57Well, I think it's time for break.
23:59Good.
24:00Yeah.
24:02You feeling okay?
24:04Because you're acting kind of spacey.
24:06Yeah, no, I'm good.
24:07Hey, do you get to have any grapes or lobsters?
24:10Why don't I go get you some coffee, huh?
24:14Orson.
24:16Hey.
24:17There's a phone call for you at the house.
24:19You should probably take it.
24:31Hello.
24:34Hello.
24:34Oh, Tom.
24:35Stella, what are you doing here?
24:38I made some brownies earlier, and I just noticed they were missing.
24:45Lynette didn't bring them here, did she?
24:48Why?
24:48Is that a problem?
24:50It's like chocolate love.
24:52Oh, God, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, sorry, uh, don't eat those, don't eat those,
24:56sorry.
24:57Um, nope, ooh, bad batch, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, whoa, sorry, um, full of trans fats.
25:05Oh, God, oh, Tom, watch it!
25:08I am sorry.
25:09Oh, not here, oh.
25:10Let me get that.
25:13It's all right, it's a little cold.
25:15I'm sorry.
25:16It's all right.
25:17Would it be too much to ask you to keep your hands off my husband?
25:20What?
25:21I've put my drink on him.
25:22And you're trying to make up for it by breastfeeding him?
25:24Ugh, Catherine.
25:26Look, lady, you need to calm down.
25:28You get a reputation around here for having a stick up your ass.
25:31Who did that reputation than when you're toting around?
25:34What do you mean by that?
25:35Okay, back to charades.
25:37Never mind, forget it.
25:38Oh, no, no, tell me, what's my reputation?
25:40Am I smug and holier than thou?
25:43Oh, no, wait, that's you.
25:45Let me be specific.
25:47By reputation, I mean that you are the kind of woman that treats a man like a plaything.
25:51Whether it's my husband or, let's say, your teenage gardener.
26:02Bree saw you slap your daughter.
26:05Excuse me?
26:07Gabby.
26:08Yeah, she asked about her father and then you smacked her.
26:10Why'd you do that?
26:13This is the last thing that I will ever say to you.
26:17Yes, I lost my temper with Dylan.
26:18But her father is a horrible man.
26:21I want you to imagine the worst thing that a father can do to his daughter.
26:24What was I supposed to tell Dylan about that, hmm?
26:30I hope that satisfies everyone's curiosity.
26:40Oh, my God.
26:43Hang on, Maya has three syllables.
26:50I guess you saw what happened down there.
26:53Yep.
26:56Look, it was a long time ago and it didn't mean anything.
27:00How many people know about this?
27:03Now or before tonight?
27:07How many?
27:08Look, I know you're upset.
27:09I'm not upset.
27:10I'm just trying to work out how to spin this.
27:14Clearly the boy was underage.
27:16Do you think money would shut him up?
27:19Victor, really, I don't think it's a big deal.
27:22That's because you're not me.
27:32Okay, you've got to remember this.
27:34This is Bodsworth.
27:35You took him everywhere.
27:37No, I think I'd remember a bear that ugly.
27:39Well, clearly it's yours.
27:41Your mom kept it all these years and he's here in your old room.
27:44Wait, this was my old room?
27:47Well, my mom told me I'm in my old room down the hall.
27:49No, this was your room.
27:51What are you talking about?
27:53Evening, girls.
27:57Hey, how was the party?
27:59It was lovely.
28:00I think your mother would like your home to help clean up.
28:14I'm sorry, Mom.
28:17It's okay, sweetie.
28:24But I don't want you seeing that girl anymore.
28:39Orson, honey, where have you been?
28:40We got a call from Danielle's doctor.
28:43Apparently her fall caused a placental abruption where the placenta separates from the uterus.
28:48Oh, my God.
28:48I said not to panic.
28:49There are degrees of this.
28:51They're doing a sonogram.
28:52Then they're going to call us.
28:53I can't wait that long.
28:55I have to be with her.
28:57Okay.
28:57I'll get you a person.
29:02What do you think you're doing?
29:03You can't leave yet.
29:05Something's come up.
29:06We'll talk tomorrow.
29:06No, we'll talk now.
29:07You still owe me an explanation for that scuzzy gyno you sent me to.
29:10I said I was sorry, for God's sakes.
29:12Susan, not everything is about you.
29:18I know this night has been a complete disaster, but all in all, it's still your best party ever.
29:39I'm confused.
29:40Ow!
29:41Now I'm confused and my head hurts.
29:42That's for letting Edie think you're engaged.
29:45And the kiss?
29:47When you saw me flirting, you smashed a glass.
29:50When Victor heard I had an affair, he started crunching poll numbers.
29:56I need a man who cares enough to explode when he thinks he's going to lose me.
30:01I don't just love you.
30:02I love the way you love me.
30:06So we're back on?
30:09See you Thursday.
30:26Now, what have you got for me?
30:28I think I found a way to make this happen.
30:30But it might take a week or two to line everything up.
30:33Fantastic.
30:34I'll call you when it's done.
30:37Shirley?
30:40Can you make some copies of the Brit file?
30:47Have you seen Gabby?
30:53Uh, yeah.
30:54In the bathroom upstairs.
30:55Tell me something.
30:58When you found out that kid who you were paying to mow your lawn was doing your wife,
31:03how did you not kill him?
31:06Well, I wanted to at first.
31:08But, hey, we're all human, right?
31:10You've got to forgive and forget.
31:13You're a very understanding man.
31:14If she pulled something like that on me, that guy wouldn't be around for long.
31:19Yeah, but no woman's worth going to jail for, right?
31:23If you have enough money, it's not that hard to make someone disappear.
31:31Let's go, honey.
31:33Night, Carlos.
31:47Darling, what are you doing?
31:48I have to bring this DVD player to Danielle.
31:52Honey, we really have to go.
31:53It'll just take a few seconds.
31:55These damn cords.
31:56Sweetheart, it's a long drive.
31:58It's the only thing she asked for.
32:05Yes, hello.
32:07Hello, doctor.
32:09How is she?
32:14Thank God.
32:32Kids are all tucked in.
32:34They're sleeping like angels.
32:36Great, but Quaili's in their cocoa?
32:38Could you check on them for me, please?
32:43So, how was the party?
32:45You drugged me.
32:46Oh, just a little.
32:48What is wrong with you?
32:49I told you I didn't want any pot.
32:52Before you slap me around, let me ask you something.
32:55Do you feel better?
32:58That's not the point.
32:59And what were you thinking using my son as a drug mule?
33:01He didn't know what was going on, and why are you making such a big deal about it?
33:08Let me ask you something.
33:09Do you remember what I wore through the junior prom or what part I had in the play that year?
33:15Who remembers that stuff?
33:17Parents who weren't stoned.
33:20My whole childhood passed in a blur because you were medicating yourself.
33:25Pot when you were sick, booze when you weren't.
33:28I am not going to do that.
33:29I won't miss a second of my kids' lives, not if I can avoid it.
33:33Well, I'd say I'm sorry, but I'm not.
33:39You're a mom.
33:41You know there's nothing worse than watching your kids suffer.
33:45And seeing you act all goofy, watching that cartoon, well, it was probably the high point of my trip.
33:57I get it.
34:01But if you ever pull something like this again?
34:04I won't.
34:06Okay.
34:07Well, I think I'll turn in.
34:13Yenta.
34:14What?
34:15Junior year, you were Yenta in Fiddler on the Roof.
34:20You remembered.
34:22You know, there are some performances so bad even alcohol can't block them out.
34:37Brie?
34:40Can we call a truce, please?
34:47So you know I'm not bluffing.
34:48Um, I brought cake.
34:53I'm so sorry that I snapped at you tonight.
34:57It's okay.
34:59I just want to know what's going on.
35:03Ever since you've been pregnant, there's been this wall between us.
35:06It's like something's changed and I don't know why.
35:09Did I do something to offend you?
35:14It's not about you.
35:15I've just been going through some things.
35:19Like what?
35:21I mean, come on, just tell me.
35:22We share everything.
35:25Okay, you know, I haven't told anybody this, but it's about the baby.
35:39There have been some complications.
35:42Oh, no.
35:44Is everything okay?
35:45Yeah, everything's fine, but there was just a time where I thought I might lose it.
35:49Oh, my God.
35:52And there I was, just bugging you about your doctor.
35:54I'm so sorry.
35:56You should have just told me.
35:57No, you're pregnant, too.
35:58I'm not going to tell you anything that's going to worry you.
36:00Oh, are you kidding?
36:02It's the first baby I've had in 17 years.
36:04You know, I could not possibly be more freaked out.
36:06This morning, I caught Mike building a crib.
36:10No.
36:10This early?
36:11Yeah.
36:11I wanted to scream.
36:14You know, are you nuts?
36:14Do you just want to jinx it?
36:17This is what we get for having kids at our age.
36:20Anxiety.
36:21Terror.
36:22It's just going to get worse.
36:24Do you know when our babies go to college, we'll be like...
36:28Dead?
36:31If we're lucky.
36:36Look at us.
36:38Pregnant gals, eating cake and bitching.
36:41Kind of nice, huh?
36:44It really is.
36:52What are you doing?
36:54The hospital called.
36:56My aunt's ready to come home.
36:57And you wanted to stay in here?
36:59Yeah.
37:00I think making this room off limits was a mistake.
37:03If I want Dylan to focus on other things,
37:06I really need to make it less intriguing.
37:10Speaking of intriguing,
37:12what were you thinking last night?
37:16What?
37:17Come on, the worst thing a father could do?
37:19You realize what people are going to think.
37:21Yeah.
37:23They're going to be very uncomfortable.
37:25And uncomfortable people don't ask questions.
37:39All children love games.
37:43But children grow up,
37:45and then they find new games to play.
37:48They pretend to be well so their families won't worry.
37:54They lie to their lovers about where they go in the afternoon.
38:02They invent stories to hide the truth from their friends.
38:08Yes.
38:10Everyone has fun playing games.
38:15Right up until the moment
38:19someone gets hurt.
38:25Also,
38:26I'm out.
38:26And then
38:26I'm out.
38:27No.
38:33I'm out.
38:34And then