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00:04Mrs. Lillian Sims returned to Wisteria Lane on a Saturday.
00:09As she emerged from the ambulance, it occurred to her the neighborhood looked exactly as she had left it.
00:17She then decided she should have painted her house blue.
00:24Moments later, she wondered if she would see her husband in heaven.
00:30These are just some of the thoughts that go through an old woman's mind when she comes home to die.
00:41Now, if you need anything, you just ring this little bell and I'll come running.
00:45I'm sorry to be so much trouble.
00:48Well, the good news is I won't be a burden much longer.
00:52Oh, don't say that.
00:54Doctors say there's a good chance that you'll be with us for a very long time.
00:59I know what's happening to me, Catherine.
01:02You don't need to lie.
01:07Aunt Lily, what does it feel like?
01:11Dying.
01:12I mean...
01:14It's not that bad.
01:16I feel lucky.
01:19When you know time's running out, you get a chance to reflect on your life.
01:27I really did try to live a good one.
01:29You did more than try.
01:32God is going to welcome you with open arms.
01:34I'm not so sure.
01:36Oh, why would you say that?
01:39I keep thinking about Dylan.
01:42What we did.
01:43What we covered up.
01:47We did what we had to.
01:49We should have told someone.
01:51We couldn't.
01:52You know that.
01:53It was a mistake.
01:55And it's not too late to rectify it.
01:58Your life may be over.
02:00But that does not give you the right to go around destroying the lives of others.
02:04I can't go to my grave with this on my conscience.
02:07Please.
02:07We have to tell that girl what happened in this room.
02:12Absolutely not.
02:20As her guilt over the past began to mount, it occurred to Lillian death couldn't come quickly enough.
02:28This thought occurred to her niece as well.
02:35There were a lot of things Bob Hunter disliked about living in the city.
02:40And the thing he hated most were the pests.
02:45The rats that lurked in the alleys.
02:49The flies that swarmed the garbage.
02:53The bugs that invaded his co-op.
02:58Finally, Bob informed his significant other it was time to leave the city.
03:07So, they moved to suburbia.
03:09Which they quickly discovered had a few pests.
03:12Hey, neighbor!
03:14Of its own.
03:15We haven't got a chance to meet.
03:16I'm Susan.
03:17I live next door.
03:18Oh, good.
03:19Hi.
03:20I'm Lee.
03:21I just wanted to say hi.
03:22You know, I saw the movers taking in some of your furniture.
03:25And I just have to say, you and your wife have gorgeous taste.
03:27What?
03:28You smell?
03:29Yeah, like you wouldn't believe.
03:30I'm Susan.
03:31I live next door.
03:32Oh, hi.
03:33I'm Lee's partner, Bob.
03:34Oh, you're partners.
03:36What kind of business?
03:37You know, whatever it is, just don't let the neighborhood association hear that you work out of your house.
03:41They're so not cool.
03:42Actually, we're life partners.
03:44Oh.
03:45Oh!
03:47Oh, that's super!
03:50I've seen a lot of cable, so I get it.
03:53You're just great.
03:57I hope we can live up to your stereotype.
04:01Don't mind him.
04:01He's just a little cranky from all the fresh air.
04:05Apologize for me.
04:06Lee, you're the one who said moving here would be better for Raphael.
04:09So there's three of you.
04:12Well, that must be cozy.
04:17Yes, we're gay Mormons.
04:20Susan, uh, that's Raphael.
04:26Oh.
04:28Raphael's your dog, of course.
04:30You know, because you folks can't have kids.
04:33I mean, uh, I mean, of course you can have kids.
04:36Um, you know, because times have changed and now you're allowed.
04:40Um, what a nice dog.
04:48I should go.
04:50Nice to meet you.
04:52Hey, stop by anytime, Susan.
04:54Ow, what are you doing?
04:55What are you doing?
05:04Yes?
05:04Can I have a delivery for Danielle Vandykamp?
05:09I'll get you to sign here, please.
05:13Oh, is that for us?
05:16No, it's for Danielle.
05:18That's odd.
05:19Who would send her a scooter?
05:20I knew it.
05:21Phyllis, Rex's mother.
05:22Ever since he died, she's been trying to buy the children's affection.
05:25Wow, well, it's, uh, I mean, a bike.
05:28I'm sure Danielle will appreciate the fuck.
05:30Well, I'm not giving it to her.
05:32Can you think of a worst present for a pregnant girl?
05:35Well, I'm not knocked up.
05:36Let me have it.
05:36You know how I feel about two-wheeled motorized vehicles?
05:39They're too dangerous.
05:41We'll donate it to the church.
05:44What?
05:45Reverend Sykes said they're looking for items for the raffle.
05:47So we're just going to give it away?
05:48Well, it's better than you breaking your neck on it.
05:51Mom, you know how much I want a scooter.
05:52Come on.
05:53You heard your mother.
05:54We're donating it to the church.
05:56Of course, we need to make sure it's in good working order before we do that.
06:00Not without a helmet.
06:08It's close.
06:09Are we going to let her do this to us?
06:11Absolutely not.
06:12We win that raffle, we're keeping it.
06:20Hey, it is nice to hear you humming again.
06:23Well, it's amazing what a week without chemo can do.
06:27When does the last round start?
06:28Next month, so I have some time before I start feeling like total crap again.
06:32And I was hoping we could put that time to good use.
06:36You sure?
06:38The doctor said it could be months before you get your mojo back.
06:42Well, it's back.
06:44And since when do you question the mojo?
06:47You're right.
06:48You're right.
06:48Forgive me.
06:49Okay.
06:50So, here are your options.
06:52A, we could go romantic, play soft music, light some candles, or B, go straight to the...
07:00Whoa!
07:03It's been so long.
07:04I hope I remember how to do this.
07:06Well, it's just like riding a bike.
07:07You never forget.
07:08Now start pedaling.
07:12Hey.
07:22Hey, what are you doing?
07:23Oh, sorry.
07:24I just messed up your hair.
07:25I'm just trying to fix it.
07:26Ow!
07:26Sorry.
07:27Almost got it.
07:28Hey!
07:29Hey.
07:31Oh, no.
07:33Screw it.
07:34What are you doing?
07:35Oh, I ripped it this morning.
07:37It's been itching the hell out of me.
07:39And this is much better.
07:41Are you sure you're going to take that off?
07:42I mean, won't you be cold?
07:44No, I'm good.
07:57Hey, babe, what's going on?
07:58You still with me?
08:00Yeah.
08:01It's just, it's kind of...
08:03What?
08:05Late.
08:10It's 9.30.
08:12It's just that one of our ovens broke down today and the repairman's coming first thing
08:15in the morning and maybe I could ravish you tomorrow.
08:22Okay.
08:35Come on, Brie, you have to let us do this.
08:37It's a lovely thought, but I really don't want baby shower.
08:41Well, I bought you an expensive gift and I'm not giving it to you unless there's a party with
08:44people who can see how generous I am.
08:46Brie, watch this!
08:50Arson, I said be careful!
08:55I just think it's tacky to have a baby shower when it's not your first baby.
08:58Well, I don't see the problem with it.
09:00Hint, hint.
09:01Yeah, and showers aren't just about presents.
09:03They're fun.
09:04Yeah, we can play games like How Big Is Mummy's Tummy?
09:07Excuse me?
09:08Yeah, we get a ball of yarn and we each cut a piece that we think is just big enough
09:12to
09:12fit around your stomach and the one closest wins a prize.
09:17I really don't want to shower.
09:19Look, look at me!
09:22Arson, just five more minutes.
09:23That's all you're getting.
09:26I tell you what, why don't we just skip the shower and after the baby's born, I'll have
09:29a christening party.
09:30What do you say?
09:35I'm okay.
09:37I'm fine.
09:39Oh, dear God.
09:44Excuse me, ladies.
09:45I couldn't help overhearing you talking about my mom's shower.
09:49I think I could be of a little assistance here.
10:00Why do you have to take our new neighbors' cookie bars?
10:03Oh, look, I made a terrible first impression.
10:05So I thought I'd make them some of my home-baked goodness.
10:07But you didn't bake any goodness.
10:09You just warmed up the goodness I bought at the store.
10:11Well, yeah, I don't bake.
10:13Ketchup?
10:14You know, not all neighbors have to be friends.
10:16Why don't you just let it go?
10:18Mike, they live 15 feet from us.
10:20If we have a fire, I want to be sure that they like us enough to call 911.
10:24Ah, that's the real reason.
10:25You can't stand it when somebody doesn't like you.
10:28Well, maybe.
10:29Well, maybe Bob and Lee just like to keep to themselves.
10:32That's fine.
10:33And once they like me, they can keep to themselves all they damn well please.
10:44Hi, I wanted to bring you a welcome to the neighborhood present.
10:47You should try one while they're still warm from the oven.
10:49That was really nice, thank you.
10:52Or are there nuts in them?
10:53Nuts?
10:54Yeah.
10:55Just let me think.
10:57Nope, no nuts.
10:58Are you sure?
10:59Because I'm highly allergic.
11:00Kappa pecan could kill me.
11:02Okay.
11:03Okay.
11:08I'm not seeing any nuts.
11:10Okay.
11:10You made them, so did you or did you not put nuts in them?
11:17Okay, here's the thing.
11:18I'm a really crappy baker.
11:19To give you something that I made myself would be like an insult, so...
11:22So you bought them?
11:23And then you heated them up in an attempt to make your gesture seem more thoughtful than in fact it
11:27was?
11:28Hey, I would have made them myself if I knew how.
11:30Honestly, I'm a good neighbor.
11:32Yeah, well, neighbor, why don't you take your store-bought warmed-up, possibly-poisonous cookie bars and give them to
11:37someone more likely to survive your generosity.
11:42Do you like wine?
11:43No, no, so please don't bring me a bottle from your vineyard.
11:51This rip is pretty big.
11:53It'll take about a week.
11:55A week?
11:56All right.
11:58You hurry if you can.
12:01Honey, it's okay.
12:02You look cute in a scarf.
12:03I'm upset because that sales girl just walked away with my sex life.
12:07What?
12:07After two months of puking my guts out last night, I was finally in the mood.
12:11But Tom, not so much.
12:12Apparently my bald head is a big turn-off for him.
12:15Why'd you take your wig off?
12:16It was itchy.
12:17Okay.
12:18Not smart.
12:19Gabby, I am his wife.
12:21He's supposed to love me.
12:23Not my body.
12:24Me.
12:24My soul.
12:25Why can't he make love to my soul?
12:28Interesting.
12:29Question.
12:30When was the last time you were in a bar and heard a guy turn to his friend and say,
12:34Hey, check out the soul on that girl?
12:36What are you saying?
12:37I'm saying men are visual.
12:40Hell, I have a whole closet full of costumes.
12:42You need to give Tom something to look at.
12:46Something spicy-like.
12:48Gabby, I'm not a redhead.
12:49But you could be.
12:50Which brings me to my second point.
12:52Men like variety.
12:54Tonight, you're a redhead.
12:56Tomorrow, you are Helga, the sexy milkmaid.
13:00Or Amber, the lonely runaway.
13:04Or Jeff, the friendly guy from work.
13:10What?
13:11I don't know what Tom is into.
13:14Hmm.
13:16Claude, you know I don't like it when you, hmm.
13:21Edie, how long have you had this?
13:23Had what?
13:24I don't have anything.
13:26Just here for my 5,000-mile checkup.
13:29Well, you know that bullet you've managed to dodge all these years.
13:34Which one?
13:35The clap?
13:36The hurt?
13:37The sif?
13:39Crabs?
13:40Relax, I'll boil all the sheets and towels.
13:44And then we'll use this special shampoo.
13:46And in three days, the crotch carnival packs up and leaves town.
13:50Oh, man.
13:51How did this happen?
13:52Don't give me that look.
13:53I know exactly how I got him.
13:56I used the tanning bed right after Mimsy Porter, that skank.
14:00Ew, it smells like burnt licorice.
14:02Well, come in the bathroom and I'll show you how to use this.
14:07I think I can figure that out.
14:08You know, the good news is we're in a committed relationship.
14:11Otherwise, we'd have to make that call of shame to everyone we've been with.
14:18You've heard me make it before, but it's something I feel very, very strongly about.
14:21For me, it's a very simple formula.
14:24More development leads to an increased tax base, which helps build schools for our children.
14:29Around the country, the needs of children are being put further and further down...
14:31What are you doing here?
14:32I need to talk to you.
14:34Can't you just call me?
14:36This is not something that you want to hear on the phone.
14:38It's not allowed and not following you.
14:41If we don't put education where it belongs, that's the top.
14:44Ew, how did you get those?
14:47How do you think, Edie?
14:51We're still sleeping with Edie.
14:53You're still sleeping with Victor, aren't you?
14:55If I didn't, he would think something is going on.
14:58What is your excuse for doing it with Edie?
14:59She wants to, and I'm a guy.
15:02I'm serious, okay?
15:04When Victor wakes up with a zoo in his pants, there's going to be health pay.
15:08You don't have to tell me.
15:09If he finds out about us, I'm the one that's going to wind up in a landfill.
15:12Okay, just don't panic, okay?
15:13We're going to get the salve or the weak men or whatever it is you put down there,
15:17and we're going to be fine.
15:25We're screwed.
15:26Yeah.
15:34Tom, the kids are asleep.
15:37Are you coming to bed any time soon?
15:39Yeah, I just got to pick a new running back for my fantasy football team.
15:46That's too bad.
15:48I had a little fantasy thing planned of my own.
15:55Lynette's not here right now.
15:57I'm Brandy, the slutty cheerleader.
16:11This is all very romantic, Gabby,
16:13but I still have four building proposals to read before tomorrow.
16:17That's Nurse Gabby to you.
16:21Nurse Gabby?
16:25Am I sick?
16:26Well, the doctor says you need to relax,
16:29and I know just how to relax you.
16:42Smells like licorice.
16:44It's a blend of 36 essential oils, anise, root, and fennel.
16:48Don't you like it?
16:50Smells a little medicine-y.
16:51That's the fennel.
17:04That's stinging a little.
17:08That's the tension leaving your body.
17:12It's really stinging.
17:14And we can rinse it off in three to five minutes.
17:18But before we do that...
17:21What the hell is that?
17:24You know, for a guy getting rubbed on by a hot nurse,
17:26you ask a lot of questions.
17:27Sorry.
17:34Oh, come on, Uncle Frank.
17:36What's the point of having a gay uncle
17:37if you're not going to help me make friends with these guys?
17:41Oh.
17:43Mom said that the whole family knew.
17:47Okay, gotta go.
17:48Love you.
17:50What's going on?
17:51Oh, I found Raphael wandering in the street.
17:53I went to take him back, but Bob and Lear aren't home,
17:55so I'm just going to give him a little treat
17:56and put him back in their yard.
17:57Bob, Bob, Bob.
17:58Wait a second.
17:59What?
17:59Leave him with me.
18:00I need to score some points with those guys,
18:01and being a dog-rescuing hero could be just the ticket.
18:04So what?
18:04You're just going to keep him here until they come back?
18:06Uh-huh.
18:07Maybe a little longer.
18:09How long?
18:10Well, long enough for them to worry.
18:12You know, the more they worry,
18:13the more I'm a hero.
18:14Get it?
18:15I get that you're insane.
18:16I'm not.
18:17I'm not.
18:17Now get me some mud.
18:18I want to dirty him up so he looks like he's been through hell.
18:22Hey, let me go.
18:27Here, let me help you with it.
18:29Oh, that's right.
18:29I've got them, Mr. Knievel.
18:32Oh, boy.
18:33You're never going to let me live this down, are you?
18:34Nope.
18:36I'm not Dr. Knievel.
18:37It seems to me that she's a doctor again.
18:39Sarah!
18:43Guys, what did I tell you?
18:46You said no shower, but look around.
18:48Men.
18:48So technically, it's Marty, not a shower.
18:51Andrew told us that you only said no because you didn't want to impose.
18:56Oh.
18:57So you're responsible.
18:59Yeah, well, I know you said not to make a big fuss, but hey, you learned it.
19:04Well, don't just stand there.
19:05Come in.
19:06We have lots of food and fun and surprises.
19:11All kinds of surprises.
19:13Where is she?
19:16Bree!
19:18Phyllis!
19:19I, uh, helped with the invitations, too.
19:21I can't tell you how touched I was to be included.
19:25Especially after my many conciliatory gestures were so coldly rebuffed.
19:30I have been awful.
19:32I wouldn't blame you if you stormed out right now.
19:35Nonsense.
19:37I'm here to celebrate our renewed friendship.
19:40And your baby.
19:42Or should I say babies?
19:44You know, it's often a sign of twins when a mother's face gets all plump, like yours.
19:51Oh.
19:52I, uh, bet you wouldn't mind if I broke my neck on that scooter now.
20:02I'm off to the bank.
20:04Aunt Lily just took a pill, so she's down for the afternoon.
20:06Okay.
20:07Have fun.
20:08Have fun.
20:21Is your mother gone?
20:23Yeah, do you need her?
20:24No, no.
20:27This is what I wanted.
20:29I thought you took a sleeping pill.
20:31I pretended to, so she gave us a long day.
20:36Aunt Lily, what's going on?
20:37I have to tell you something.
20:42First, you should know that what happened, and it was nobody's fault.
20:49What do you mean, what happened?
20:51You don't remember living on this street before, do you?
20:55Well, there's a reason for that.
21:00Ellen?
21:07Mom, I thought you left.
21:08I forgot my checkbook.
21:10Could you go down and find it for me?
21:12Sure.
21:25You really should get your rest.
21:40Hey.
21:42Hey.
21:42Hey.
21:43Got your wig back, huh?
21:44Yeah.
21:44It was new, huh?
21:45Listen, I thought we could put the kids to bed early tonight, if you know what I mean.
21:50I do, and I'm up for that.
21:53Fantastic.
21:56I hope Brandy won't get stuck late at cheerleading practice.
21:59Oh, about Brandy, bad news.
22:02What?
22:03What happened?
22:04Well, Penny wanted to play beauty school with the wig, and, well, let's just say she's got
22:08no future as a stylist.
22:10Bad hair, kind of.
22:12Oh.
22:13Sounds like Brandy might get awful mad about that.
22:17Brandy's history, Tom.
22:18Let her go.
22:27Come home, boy.
22:30Raphael?
22:32Lee?
22:34Is something wrong?
22:35Raphael got out.
22:36I don't know what happened.
22:36I think he jumped the fence.
22:37Oh, well, would you like me to help you look for him?
22:41Seriously?
22:42What about your party?
22:43Oh, it's just a baby shower that I'm throwing for my best friend.
22:48I can't ask you to leave that.
22:50Oh, please.
22:50What are neighbors for?
22:53Raphael!
22:55Here, puppy!
22:58I see you've taken down all the pictures of Rex.
23:02Well, I'm sorry if that offends you, Phyllis, but I didn't want Orson to feel uncomfortable
23:06in his new home.
23:08I see.
23:09You're trying to be considerate of your husband's feelings.
23:13Well, I'm glad that you're at least trying to get it right second time around.
23:18Still, it must be awfully hard on Danielle and Andrew to have their father's face banished
23:24from their own home.
23:25He wasn't banished.
23:28By the way, where's Danielle?
23:34She's in boarding school.
23:37In Switzerland.
23:39Switzerland?
23:40Is it asking too much to be told what continent my granddaughter is on?
23:43You are keeping my grandchildren from me, and I don't know why.
23:47I'm going to mingle.
23:48Every time I start a chat, you walk away.
23:51I mean, if you don't want to talk to me, why did you invite me?
23:55It's a surprise party, you daft woman!
23:58What makes you think I had a hand in the guest list?
24:00So, you don't want me here?
24:03Oh, for God's sakes, Phyllis, it's not as if we got along when Rex was alive.
24:07What did I ever do to you?
24:08I tried to treat you like a daughter.
24:11I even gave you my mother's sable coat.
24:14You hated your mother.
24:16But I loved that coat.
24:16Then I'll give it back to you.
24:18No, you keep it as a reminder of how hard I tried to make you like me.
24:28Mom, are you leaving already?
24:30I'm sorry, dear, but your mother has made it impossible for me to stay.
24:38Where does she keep my sable coat?
24:41Probably in her bedroom closet.
24:50Where is she going?
24:52She asked me where your fur coat was.
24:55And you told her?
24:59Oh, crap.
25:10I guess you won't be needing the breast pump I bought you.
25:26So, Danielle is having a baby.
25:29Yes, and for the sake of her reputation, we've agreed to pretend that it's mine.
25:34I just hope that those Swiss doctors know what they're doing.
25:38She's not in Switzerland.
25:40She's at the Sisters of Hope convent.
25:43Look, Phyllis, I'm sorry.
25:44I know this is upsetting.
25:45Actually, I'm thrilled.
25:48I'm going to be a great grandma.
25:52Well, um, technically, yes.
25:58What do you mean, technically?
26:00We're saying that the baby is mine and Orson's, and if you hover around like a grandmother, people will be
26:07suspicious.
26:08You're not keeping this baby from me.
26:10Not if you don't want me to tell those people downstairs whose child it really is.
26:16You wouldn't.
26:17Think of Danielle.
26:19I wish you had.
26:21If you'd raised her properly, she wouldn't be pregnant without a husband.
26:25You think I don't know I'm a failure as a parent?
26:27That's why this child means so much to me.
26:29It's my second chance.
26:32Well, I hope the second time around that you take my advice.
26:35I always said that you were too strict with those kids.
26:39Parenting tips from you.
26:41That's rich.
26:43I was a wonderful mother to Rex.
26:45Then why did he always avoid you?
26:46Why were you barely ever here?
26:48Because of you.
26:50He knew you hated me.
26:52Oh, he was happy to let you think that.
26:54But he was the one who dreaded your visits.
27:01Phyllis, wait!
27:04Excuse me, everyone, but I have something to say.
27:11This is Grandma.
27:25I have to go.
27:28I just wanted to say how nice it was to see you all again after so much time.
27:37Goodbye.
27:39Goodbye.
27:40Goodbye.
27:41Goodbye.
27:46Thank you for the gift.
27:49You know, Bree, you're not the only one who would like a second chance.
28:01Nothing, huh?
28:02No, no, he's lost.
28:03He doesn't know this neighborhood.
28:05There's no way he's going to find his way home.
28:06Oh, he will.
28:07Come on, you've got to keep believing.
28:09Oh, crap.
28:10Bob's home.
28:11What am I going to tell him?
28:12Don't.
28:12We'll just keep looking.
28:13I have a feeling we're going to find that cute little guy.
28:17You are so nice to do this.
28:19I mean, especially after the way I acted when we first...
28:20You know what?
28:21Don't worry about it.
28:22I'm going to go inside and get us some water, and then we're going to just keep looking.
28:25Okay.
28:35Lee!
28:36I can't find Raphael.
28:37You seen him anywhere?
28:38Bob, I promise you won't hate me.
28:40What are you talking about?
28:41What happened?
28:43Raphael got out.
28:43He got out?
28:44Yeah.
28:44He doesn't know the neighborhood.
28:45I know he doesn't know the neighborhood.
28:46I don't know.
28:56Oh, wait, he's right there.
28:59Hey, hey.
29:00Oh, hey, hey.
29:03Oh, oh, my God.
29:15What's our dog doing in your garage?
29:17I have no idea.
29:25What?
29:33Did you get a chance to napalm the jungle yet?
29:37Yep.
29:38And?
29:40All quiet on the southern front.
29:44Gabby, we've got to be more careful.
29:46Absolutely.
29:48It's kind of exciting, though.
29:51What is?
29:52Playing with fire, almost getting burned, but not quite.
29:55Don't be thinking like that.
29:56If Victor catches us, he'll kill us both.
29:57That's what's so exciting.
30:02Hi.
30:04Hi.
30:04Oh, excuse me.
30:08Oh, that's, um, an interesting colonial word.
30:14My wife gave it to me.
30:15It's got, uh, anise root, fennel.
30:19You like it?
30:20Yeah, it's just, um, I don't know, weirdly familiar.
30:36Cocky?
30:37Uh, yeah.
30:39Thanks.
30:43Cocky?
30:44Cocky?
30:51Cocky?
30:57Cocky?
31:09Cocky?
31:26Kids are asleep.
31:30I'm not.
31:31Uh-huh.
31:33What you got back there?
31:35Just a little present?
31:36Eh.
31:38Say hello to Brandy's even sluttier sister.
31:41Candy.
31:44What are you doing?
31:45Well, I just, I just thought since we had so much fun last night, maybe we can have a little
31:49more fun.
31:50And that's only possible when you're pretending I'm someone else?
31:56Well, you have to pretend, too.
31:59What?
32:02This is me, Tom.
32:05Not Brandy or Candy.
32:07It's just your wife.
32:09Lynette, am I not enough for you?
32:10What are you getting so mad for?
32:12I mean, the first wig was your idea.
32:14Yeah, because I'm bald.
32:16And I know that that's a big old turn-off, but you know, I can't help it.
32:20I have cancer.
32:22Yes, I know.
32:22I hear about it all the time.
32:24Can you blame me for wanting to escape every once in a while?
32:27Escape from me, you mean?
32:28Yes!
32:31You know why last night was so much fun?
32:32Because I got to make love to someone who wasn't sick.
32:36I know, I know.
32:37I'm not supposed to say this stuff.
32:38I have to be the heroic husband who listens and holds you when you cry and never cries himself.
32:42But this affects me, too.
32:46Well, I know that.
32:49You do?
32:49Yeah.
32:50How?
32:51Since this whole thing began, have you ever once asked me how I'm doing?
33:03Oh, my God.
33:05I haven't.
33:07Have I?
33:13I am one of those whiny, self-involved, sick people.
33:23I didn't say that.
33:24No, I am.
33:25It's been months, and I have barely thought about what you're going through.
33:29It's okay.
33:30Will you stop being so heroic?
33:32I'm a cancer bitch.
33:41What?
33:43I'm not going to argue with you.
33:47You suck.
33:56Well, I guess I could give Candy a whirl.
33:59Are the kids really asleep?
34:02Because I think she might be a screamer.
34:09Actually, if we're going to pretend, how about tonight?
34:14I am not a hero.
34:17And you are not a cancer patient.
34:19You'll just be Tom and Lynette.
34:24See what happens.
34:27Oh, I'd like that.
34:38How's Bob's suit?
34:41Ruined.
34:42What if we take it to my cleaners?
34:43Susan, that paint's not coming out.
34:45So we're buying him a new suit.
34:47For 2,000 bucks.
34:492,000 dollars?
34:51According to Lee, it's a dolce.
34:52I don't know what that means, but he said it six times.
34:54That's crazy!
34:56No, what's crazy is I'm about to buy the most expensive suit of my life, and I'll never wear it.
35:01I just wanted them to like me.
35:03Well, they don't.
35:05Lee said that six times, too.
35:07There must be some way I can apologize to them.
35:10We can't afford any more of your apologies.
35:12I know.
35:12Maybe if I...
35:13Damn it, Susan, let it go, okay?
35:15I asked you two before, and you didn't.
35:16And look what happened.
35:17So I'll ask you again.
35:19Just let it go.
35:20Mike, wait.
35:21We should talk about this.
35:22I'm going to bed.
35:23I've got to work tomorrow.
35:25I'm buying a suit.
35:41Grandma!
35:43What are you doing here?
35:45You needn't be embarrassed, dear.
35:48Your mother's told me everything.
35:50It's great to see you.
35:52I hate this place.
35:54It's like baby jail.
35:55Oh, that's what I've come to talk to you about.
35:59Perhaps it's time for you to leave.
36:08Is that you?
36:10We have to talk.
36:22Hey.
36:24Glad you're home.
36:26Wanted to talk to you about Aunt Lily.
36:29What about her?
36:32It was so weird.
36:34She called me into her room this afternoon.
36:36She started saying she knew why I didn't remember living on this street before.
36:40Oh, sweetie.
36:42Your Aunt Lily is fading fast.
36:44Half the time she doesn't know what she's saying.
36:49Is that her?
36:51No, I just checked on her.
36:53She's sleeping.
36:55You know, you have that recital in two weeks.
36:57Shouldn't you be practicing?
36:59I'm not.
37:05Dylan.
37:09Please.
37:11Please.
37:12Please.
37:14Please.
37:18Please.
37:19Please.
37:20Please.
37:20Please.
37:20Please.
37:20Please.
37:21Please.
37:22Please.
37:22Please.
37:24Please.
37:24Please.
37:25Please.
37:27Please.
38:29And we do our best to ignore them.
38:33But if we don't take them seriously, they can become quite dangerous.
38:42For some, death seems to be the easiest solution.
38:52But the problem with pests is that what they leave behind is just as dangerous.