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00:04Exactly one year had passed since the night Mike Delfino and Susan Meyer were supposed to become engaged.
00:11So when Mike took Susan to her favorite restaurant, she just knew he was going to pop the question.
00:19What are you going to have?
00:20And when he did...
00:22The chicken.
00:24She'd be ready with her answer.
00:27But as the evening wore on, the moments Susan had been waiting for failed to materialize.
00:42And though many opportunities presented themselves, the question was never asked.
00:53Until the thought began to dawn on Susan that perhaps...
00:59It never would.
01:07Pretty quiet over there. Is dinner okay?
01:10If by okay you mean uneventful, then yes.
01:14Something on your mind?
01:15Mike, what day is today?
01:17Um, Wednesday.
01:18Yes.
01:20It's also the anniversary of the day we were supposed to get engaged.
01:24A year ago tonight, you were on your way to ask me to marry you, and you got hit by
01:29that stupid car.
01:30That was a year ago? Time really flies.
01:34Is that all you have to say?
01:36Why are you getting mad?
01:38I thought you were going to propose tonight.
01:41Susan, why would I want to commemorate the anniversary of the night that some maniac put me in a coma?
01:45Because this date has special meaning for us.
01:48I sat in front of that trailer for six hours thinking you hated me.
01:52And a proposal would have brought the entire thing full circle.
01:55It would have turned a bad memory into a beautiful one.
01:58You really thought this through, didn't you?
02:00Yes, I did.
02:01Because I am a thoughtful person.
02:03And whenever we do get married, that is something you are going to have to work on.
02:07I'll do my best.
02:12By the way, that seem familiar?
02:23Oh my God, I can't believe that you did that.
02:27Well, I wanted to.
02:29How did you put it?
02:30Turn a bad memory into a beautiful one.
02:35Now go sit in front of that trailer.
02:37I promise I'll show up this time.
03:06Yes, Susan knew Mike was about to pop the question.
03:11The one she thought he'd never ask.
03:14Oh, Mike.
03:16And thanks to Susan...
03:19Will you marry me?
03:20He never did.
03:24Luckily, it wasn't the question she needed to hear.
03:27I kinda had a speech prepared, but...
03:30Sure.
03:31What the heck.
03:33It was the answer.
03:42From the moment we wake up in the morning...
03:44What time is this?
03:49Till our head hits the pillow at night...
03:51Did you lock the front door?
03:54Our lives are filled with questions.
03:57Did you remember to buy more shaving cream?
04:02Simple ones that are easy to answer.
04:04Can I still pull this look off?
04:08But some questions are so dangerous...
04:12The truth is not an option.
04:23Are you mad at Daddy?
04:24No.
04:26Why would you think that?
04:28Because you're not talking to him?
04:29Well...
04:30When two people have known each other as long as Mommy and Daddy have...
04:33They don't have to always talk.
04:35In fact, a sign of a good relationship is being comfortable in silence.
04:38That's true.
04:40Although Mommy ignoring me last night at work wasn't exactly what I would call comfortable.
04:45Well, Daddy probably didn't notice that I was unloading 20-pound bags of flour...
04:50Because he still can't lift them, so Mommy didn't exactly have time to sit around and chew the fat.
04:55Well, you haven't wanted to chew the fat for five days now.
04:57Come on, Lynette. Something's obviously bugging you.
05:00Want to know what's bugging me?
05:01I'm trying to have a lovely breakfast with my family and you're picking a fight.
05:03Who's fighting? I just want to talk.
05:05There's nothing to talk about, okay? Just leave me alone.
05:07Fine.
05:08Good.
05:10Sorry I asked.
05:13Hey, Francois. It's Susan Meyer.
05:15Um, call me as soon as you get this.
05:16I know I told you that my wedding is off, but it's back on.
05:19And I want to see if you're still available to do the flowers. Bye.
05:21Oh, um, just so you know, Ian's not the groom anymore.
05:25Long story. Call me.
05:27There. I think I left messages for everyone.
05:30Are you sure it's okay for us to have the same wedding I was planning with Ian?
05:33Be honest.
05:34Well, I stole his bride. I guess I can poach his florist.
05:38Poachers. Just keep thinking there's someone I've forgotten to tell.
05:42Paper, band, florist.
05:45Um, guests.
05:47Oh, my God. I had Julie call and cancel everyone.
05:50Just call him back.
05:51You can't invite people to a wedding on the phone.
05:53You have to send a proper invitation.
05:55I want people to think I'm a complete flake.
05:58Hi, Kurt. Susan Meyer. You did my wedding invitations.
06:01Uh, I'm gonna need another batch.
06:03Exactly the same, only change the name Ian Hainsworth to Mike Delfino.
06:06Long story. Call me.
06:17Hey, what's with the frown?
06:19You trying to get wrinkles before the wedding?
06:20No. I can't find a good flower girl.
06:23Lynette keeps hinting for me to use Penny.
06:25But I saw her in that preschool sing-along, and I'm sorry, but we are talking zero charisma.
06:29You know, I had a thought about the flower girl.
06:31I did.
06:32My cleaning lady has a daughter.
06:34Where's that picture?
06:37Look familiar?
06:39Oh, my God. She looks just like me when I was that age.
06:42Yeah, that's what I thought. See this way?
06:43The wedding procession starts with you as this beautiful little girl.
06:46Ends with you as the stunning bride that you've become.
06:49I love that you're so into this wedding.
06:52Most men would be like, yeah, yeah, tell me where the church is.
06:55But you're as obsessed as me.
06:57You're like a hot groom and a gay best friend all rolled into one.
07:00Well, can you blame me for wanting to make everything as perfect as you?
07:08Feel better?
07:09Yeah.
07:11I must have been a bad scallop in that paella last night.
07:15You'd think that half-bottled tequila you drank would have disinfected it.
07:17Oh.
07:21Sorry to interrupt.
07:22I'm just moving some stuff over to Susan's house.
07:24You two shacking up now?
07:26Actually, we're getting married.
07:29You're kidding.
07:30Congratulations.
07:31Thanks.
07:32You don't waste any time.
07:33You know, I've already wasted a year.
07:35I don't want to wake up one more day without her lying next to me.
07:38Oh, God. Here comes what's left of breakfast.
07:41And you two better be careful.
07:43All this wedding fever going around, you might catch it.
07:47Yeah, right.
07:52What?
07:53Oh, I'm sorry.
07:54I didn't realize the concept of our being married was such a thigh slapper.
07:58Come on, Edie.
07:59Look, it's way too soon for us to be talking marriage.
08:01We only just started dating.
08:02Well, I know, but we could live together.
08:06We're either at my house or your house every night anyway.
08:10Yeah, true, but...
08:12Why not?
08:13We're not kids anymore, Carlos.
08:15I mean, I really care about you.
08:19Don't you care about me?
08:20Of course I do.
08:24I just took over Mike's lease yesterday.
08:26Oh, please.
08:27Old Lady Sims can find another tenant.
08:29Edie, I already signed the papers.
08:31Look, I have a responsibility.
08:32You know, that rent helps pay for her nursing home.
08:35You understand, right?
08:46Mrs. Sims?
08:49Edie?
08:50Edie?
08:50Edie Brett?
08:51Hi.
08:51Are you up for a visit?
08:53Well, of course.
08:54Oh, what a nice surprise.
08:56I haven't seen you for years.
08:58Oh, I know, and I feel awful about that.
09:02I have always liked you so much.
09:04You know, Wisteria Lane hasn't been the same since you left.
09:06Well, with my arthritis, I just couldn't live alone anymore.
09:10But what I get from renting, more than pays for this place.
09:13Oh, well, that's good.
09:15Although, with Mike Delfino getting married, your house is going to be empty now.
09:18Actually, no.
09:19A friend of Mike's just signed a lease.
09:21A very nice man.
09:23Oh, what was his name?
09:25Uh...
09:27Carlos Solis.
09:30Oh, dear.
09:31What?
09:32What did Mike tell you about Carlos?
09:34Oh, just that he's a nice, responsible man.
09:37Oh.
09:38Well, he is when he's sober.
09:40And he has a drinking problem.
09:43Well, actually, what I heard is...
09:46Oh, what am I doing?
09:48I shouldn't be indulging in idle gossip.
09:51Edie, please.
09:52Smack.
09:53He does smack.
09:55Good heavens.
09:56Oh.
09:57He seems such a nice man when I met him, and he's got a good job.
10:01I know.
10:02What is that term?
10:04Functional junkie.
10:06This is very upsetting.
10:08Maybe I should rethink this.
10:10No.
10:11I should learn to shut my big mouth.
10:13I mean, here I am, blathering on about drugs and prostitutes.
10:16Prostitutes?
10:17You never said anything about prostitutes.
10:18And I'm not going to.
10:22Frankly, I don't want to be on his bad side.
10:25Edie, I can't have someone like that in my house.
10:28I have to tear up the sleeves.
10:29Oh, no.
10:30I can't let you do that.
10:32Up with your arthritis.
10:34Here.
10:35Let me.
10:42Gabby!
10:43Oh, Susan!
10:45Julie told me about Ian.
10:46I am so sorry.
10:48You must be devastated.
10:50Hey, Gabby.
10:53I see you've picked up the pieces.
10:54We got engaged last night.
10:56We're getting married.
10:57Oh, my God!
10:59Congratulations!
11:00So, forget what Julie told you about the wedding being off.
11:02It's back on.
11:03Really?
11:05Same day?
11:05Yep.
11:06I promised people a wedding, and they are getting one.
11:08Well, I'm sorry.
11:09I can't make it.
11:09I have plans that day.
11:11Oh, you could change your plans.
11:12No, I really can't.
11:14Well, what could be more important to you than my wedding?
11:17Uh, my wedding?
11:19What?
11:21Oh, I see you got the invitation!
11:24You're getting married on my wedding day?
11:27Well, you canceled.
11:28And Victor was kind of in a rush, because he didn't think it looked good for the mayor to be
11:31shacking up.
11:32And every day we tried, someone had a conflict.
11:34And then your date opened up, and we knew all my friends were available.
11:37And, well, you know, you too.
11:40Truly, no problem.
11:41We'll find another date.
11:43Gary, did you really think I would want to spend what would have been my wedding day watching someone else
11:47get married?
11:49I am so throwing that bouquet to you.
11:52Okay, if you think for one second.
11:54It's fine, really.
11:55Come on, Susan.
11:55We've got some calls to make.
11:57Oh, right!
11:58Time to cancel my wedding.
12:00I can't!
12:12Susan!
12:13Hi!
12:14Is this a bad time?
12:15I'm kind of in the middle of something.
12:16Okay.
12:17Well, I just wanted to say that I'm sorry for getting so snippy yesterday that when I canceled my wedding,
12:21you had every right to-
12:22Susan?
12:23Susan?
12:23Is that my Susan?
12:25Bonsoir!
12:26I am so sorry that I could not do your wedding flowers.
12:29But the moment you cancel, your friend Hershey, how you say, scoop me up.
12:38You stole my florist?
12:40Only because I admire your taste.
12:42It's not theft.
12:42It's an homage.
12:44I have left the bouquet and the centerpiece on the table.
12:47If there are any changes, you let me know.
12:50Au revoir.
12:54Well, I gotta go.
12:58I want to see those flowers.
13:02Oh, my God.
13:03That's my centerpiece.
13:05Of what?
13:05Now you suddenly have the trademark on peach tulips?
13:08In this town in wedding season?
13:09Yeah, I do.
13:10You might as well have used my caterer and my swing band.
13:12Yeah, listen about that.
13:14Oh, my God.
13:15Did you steal my whole wedding?
13:16It was short notice, okay?
13:18These people are booked months in advance.
13:20The only people available were the ones you just bailed on.
13:23Gabby, I spent months planning that wedding.
13:26Oh, I see what you're getting at.
13:28And you know what?
13:29You are right.
13:29You have been my de facto wedding planner and you deserve to get paid.
13:34All right.
13:34What's the going rate?
13:35Seven thousand?
13:36Eight?
13:37Gabby.
13:38All right.
13:38Ten.
13:39I'm not gonna haggle.
13:39I don't want to be paid.
13:41I want my wedding back.
13:43Well, you can't have it.
13:45And if you ask me, I am doing you a really big favor.
13:48Excuse me?
13:49You are rushing into this marriage thing way too fast.
13:52Why don't you give it some time and see if you and Mike work as a couple?
13:55I'm rushing?
13:56You met Victor three months ago.
13:58I've known Mike three years.
14:00Yeah, on and off.
14:01Mostly off.
14:01What if you tie the knot in a month and realize that you miss Ian and Mike misses the coma?
14:08I cannot believe that you just said that.
14:11Okay.
14:12You know what?
14:12I came over here to give you my response card, but here.
14:16This is my response.
14:20You don't mean that.
14:22That's just a big dramatic gesture.
14:23Oh, no.
14:24No, this is a big dramatic gesture.
14:27My flowers!
14:29No, they're my flowers!
14:32Enjoy your stolen wedding!
14:39You can't do this.
14:40I just signed a lease.
14:42I'm sorry.
14:42The law says my mom has 72 hours to change her mind.
14:44She's exercising that option.
14:51Hey!
14:52What's going on?
14:53I've been evicted.
14:55What?
14:55Yeah, that was Mrs. Sim's kid.
14:57She's giving me 24 hours to move out of her house.
14:59That is so weird.
15:01It gets weirder.
15:02He told me Mrs. Sim's is praying for my spiritual recovery.
15:06Oh!
15:07Well, when old folks see the end coming, they get all religious.
15:10I guess.
15:12So mind if I crash with you until I can find a new place?
15:15Of course not.
15:16Thanks.
15:17I'll bring my stuff over in the morning.
15:18Oh, why wait?
15:18I've got boxes in the garage.
15:20I'll help you start packing now.
15:24Edie.
15:26Did you have something to do with this?
15:28What?
15:29You have to admit, it is kind of a coincidence.
15:31You ask me to move in, I say no, I get evicted.
15:34How dare you?
15:35I offer to put a roof over your head and you repay me with suspicions and insults?
15:39I don't even know that I want you in my house.
15:42Fine.
15:42I'll get a motel.
15:43Whoa!
15:44Hold on.
15:45Let's not be hasty.
15:46I knew it.
15:48You were behind this.
15:50Okay.
15:52If you want to fight, fine.
15:53But let's talk about the real issue here.
15:55I mean, why are you so reluctant to make a commitment to me?
15:58I told you, I don't want to talk about this.
16:00Well, you never do, but you owe me an explanation.
16:03I mean, why don't you want to move in with me?
16:04Because I'm not in love with you.
16:10Edie, I'm sorry.
16:12I really like you.
16:13No, I get it.
16:15It's just a little upsetting because...
16:20I'm late.
16:25Edie, you can't be pregnant.
16:26You're on the pill.
16:27Yeah, well, I might have forgotten to take it a couple of days.
16:29And I've been nauseous for an entire week.
16:32So I went and got a pregnancy test.
16:37I figure I should find out if I'm carrying your love child.
16:41Oh, wait, my mistake.
16:44Your like child.
17:02It's going to take a couple more minutes.
17:10I just peed on that.
17:11For God's sake, put it on a coaster.
17:18Oh, this is just dandy.
17:21I'm 40, single and knocked up.
17:24But on the bright side, the dad's not into me.
17:28Edie, if you are pregnant, I'm not going to let you go through this alone.
17:32So what, you're going to be my Lamaze partner?
17:34No, I'm saying I'll step up.
17:36I'll be there to help you raise him.
17:39You serious?
17:40Hey, I was there practically every day to help you with Travers.
17:44What makes you think that I would do any less if it were actually my child?
17:48Well, thanks. That's nice to know.
17:56You know, your spare bedroom would make a great nursery.
18:04Yeah, I guess it would.
18:06I mean, it's right down the hall from the master.
18:08So we'd be able to hear him when he was crying.
18:11We?
18:13You'd move in?
18:15I told you that I would be here for you.
18:18We could even decorate his room in like a whole pirate theme.
18:21I've always wanted to do that if I had a son.
18:25You know what would be really cool?
18:27Decorate his bed like a ship with a sail and a mast.
18:31Carlos, it's negative.
18:39Oh.
18:47Well, that's a relief, huh?
18:50Yeah.
18:52We really dodged a bullet.
18:57So, let's celebrate. Have a drink.
19:02Oh, and by the way, you're still welcome to stay until you find a place.
19:07It's nice of you.
19:10Thanks.
19:21I cannot thank you enough for doing this. Thanks for taking the time out of your day.
19:25Yeah, Tom, I'm not sure this is the best approach. I mean, I've never done a session before where half
19:29of the couple didn't know I was a marriage counselor.
19:31Well, tell her. Eventually. I just don't want to scare her off.
19:35Hey, Lynette.
19:36Look who just walked in off the street. Scott McKinney. Remember? We pledged Alpha Tau together. I told you about
19:42it.
19:42You won the beer pong championship.
19:44You told her about that.
19:46Yeah, and then you threw up in the trophy.
19:47Well, that is far from his only accomplishment. He's got a PhD.
19:51Oh, wow. Well, I'd love to chat, but I have a cheese degree.
19:54Honey, no, wait, please. I will do that later. I want you guys to know each other. I mean, this
20:03guy. This is my boy.
20:07So, Scott got married the same year that we did. How's your wife liking Fairview?
20:12Well, her whole family's back east, so she kind of resisted the move.
20:15Really? So that was a source of conflict?
20:18Yes. Well, all couples have their conflicts. I'm sure you've had your share.
20:22Oh, sure. Now and then.
20:24Emphasis on now.
20:27Scott shared with us, we're going through kind of a rough patch.
20:30I see. Well, I'm sure it's something you will get through. The trick is to keep those lines of communication
20:34open.
20:35Boy, easier said than done.
20:38So, this rough patch, what would you say is the underlying issue there?
20:46Well, Scott, I'm not sure I would say, particularly not someone I just met.
20:50He's just trying to help. If you asked me, I'd say it started when our manager Rick quit.
20:55Okay, and how did that make you feel, Annette?
20:58I am not answering that. This is not a therapy session.
21:03But if it were, what would you say?
21:11Oh, dear God, you didn't.
21:13Didn't what?
21:14Okay, okay. Give it up, Tom. Yes, yes, Annette, I am a couples counselor.
21:19Really? And what do you call this? Ambush therapy?
21:22It was my idea. Look, I'm just trying to get you to talk about what is going on.
21:26And don't tell me that nothing's going on.
21:28No, no, good, good. All our cards are on the table.
21:30Cram it.
21:31Okay, yeah, Tom, I've been unhappy lately. I am working through some issues, but that is something I need to
21:37do on my own.
21:37What I'm talking about it doesn't help. Not to you, and certainly not to Dr. Beerpong.
21:46Well, I'm billing you for a whole hour, so, um, is there anything else on your mind?
21:52I mean, I'm sorry, but this time Gabby has just crossed the line, and I will not make myself sit
21:56through her wedding.
21:57Julie thinks I'm overreacting. You don't think I'm overreacting, do you?
22:01Yeah, a little. Absolutely not.
22:04What, just?
22:05Look, even if Gabby is in the wrong here, and she is hugely, hideously wrong, do you really want to
22:12boycott her wedding?
22:13She said that I would make Mike wish she was back in a coma.
22:17I think her point, and again, I wish she'd express herself a little more tactfully, was that marriage is unpredictable.
22:23We can't know what it'll be until we're in it.
22:25Don't defend that self-centered brat. She steals Susan's wedding and then expects to stay friends.
22:30She divorces Carlos and doesn't want anyone else to date him.
22:33I've never known anyone as dishonest and manipulative.
22:37Speaking of Carlos, I hear he got evicted.
22:39Yeah, that was a real shocker.
22:41Anyway, you stick to your guns and don't you dare go to that wedding.
22:45It could ruin your friendship. Are you willing to take that chance?
22:49No, I guess not.
22:51Wuss.
22:53Well, at least get her a thoughtless, crappy gift. Like a blender.
22:58I got you a blender for Christmas.
23:00And I use it every day.
23:03Gotta go.
23:24Honey, I am so sorry. I hope you don't hate me.
23:27I don't. I was just on my way to apologize to you.
23:29Just so you know, I changed all my flowers.
23:31You don't have to.
23:31The hell I don't.
23:33Those peach tulips belong to you.
23:35And so do these.
23:38Thank you. I was just bringing you this.
23:41Well, we got chocolate and wine. Your place or mine.
23:44Oh, well.
23:47I'm so glad we're doing this. I hate it when we fight.
23:49Me too.
23:50And I'm so sorry about that comment I made about Mike.
23:53It was way out of line.
23:54You guys are gonna be insanely happy.
23:56I think so too.
23:58But you know, then I remember, that's what I thought about me and Carl.
24:01Please, Mike is not Carl.
24:03Well, you know, when I married him, Carl wasn't Carl.
24:07I think that's why I got so mad at you.
24:09Because 99% of me is sure that we're gonna be totally happy.
24:13But then what you said, it just stirred up that pesky 1%.
24:17Honey, please, if anyone should be nervous, it's me.
24:19I met Victor three months ago.
24:21I mean, I'm crazy about him.
24:23It's just, the thought of saying those vows again?
24:26That's scary.
24:27Hmm.
24:28Lynette is right.
24:29You know, marriage is like, it's like these bonbons.
24:33You never know what you're getting until you're in the middle of it.
24:37It's one of those hard jelly ones.
24:39Do you think that's an omen?
24:41Honey, you're gonna be okay.
24:43All right?
24:44We're gonna help each other through this.
24:45Right.
24:46Yeah.
24:48And getting married is scary, but at least we'll be doing it together.
24:52Hmm.
24:54Oh, my God.
24:56We should totally do that.
24:58What?
24:58Get married together.
25:00You and me?
25:02Oh.
25:03Well, I'm beyond flattered.
25:05I find you to be an incredibly attractive woman.
25:07I just...
25:07Oh, no, stupid.
25:09I mean a double wedding.
25:11Oh.
25:12Oh.
25:13Oh, I would love that.
25:15I would too, and then you wouldn't be mad at me for the date,
25:16and I wouldn't feel guilty.
25:17And we could be brides together.
25:22Oh, yes.
25:22Let's celebrate.
25:24More chocolate.
25:26And just so you know, if I was a lesbian, I'd totally do you.
25:31That's good to know.
25:38It's a fact of life that brides-to-be who agree to double weddings late at night often feel differently
25:45come the dawn.
25:47This change of heart was certainly true in the case of Susan Meyer.
25:52And even more so, for Gabrielle Solis.
25:59Morning.
26:00Hi, honey.
26:01I hope I didn't wake you last night.
26:03I was at Susan's till midnight.
26:06Nothing wrong?
26:07No, not exactly.
26:08Just a small change of plans about the wedding.
26:12What kind of change?
26:16See, Susan was really upset.
26:20I mean, I've never seen Gabby so torn up with guilt.
26:23Practically in tears over this whole wedding date thing.
26:26And she kept saying, please, let me make it up to you.
26:29So after an hour of this, I suddenly heard myself say,
26:33Hey, how about a double wedding?
26:35Wanted to bite my tongue the minute it came out.
26:37She's so excited.
26:38So needy.
26:39Jumping up and down and hugging me.
26:42I mean, what could I say?
26:43So we're kind of stuck.
26:46So what do you think?
26:48I think anything that makes you happy is fine by me.
26:51Will this make you happy?
26:52No.
26:54I'm screwed.
26:55I cannot get out of this without hurting her feelings.
26:59Maybe this will help.
27:00I forbid it.
27:02Did you?
27:03Sure.
27:03Tell her that your groom's an old-fashioned guy,
27:05and he doesn't want to see anybody on that altar but his bride.
27:08If she gets mad, have her take it up with me.
27:11So this is what marriage is about.
27:14Having someone to hide behind.
27:18So what do you think?
27:19You're going to have to undo this.
27:21How?
27:21I know I shouldn't have offered, but I did.
27:23I can't just take it back.
27:24Well, you're going to have to.
27:25Do you have any idea what this day means to me?
27:27I do.
27:28And I know you've worked really hard to make our wedding perfect.
27:30Exactly.
27:31Do you think I want to share it with your friend and her ex-convict fiancee?
27:36That's your problem?
27:37Gabby, I'm the mayor of this town.
27:39How's it going to look?
27:39There'll be press there.
27:41Press? At our wedding?
27:42Well, we're public figures.
27:43So all of this planning and attention to detail, that's all been about your image?
27:47Of course not.
27:48Gabby, this is going to be the proudest day of my life.
27:51And I'm not sharing the spotlight with anyone.
27:53How about the bride?
27:55Oh, please.
27:56Every eye in that place is going to be on you.
27:58Every woman will wish they were you.
28:00Every guy will wish they had you.
28:01It's going to be great.
28:03Tell your friends you're sorry.
28:05Tell them I'll even pay for their wedding.
28:07But they're not sharing mine.
28:16Here's a one-bedroom at the Oaks with a view of the golf course.
28:19That's going to go fast.
28:20You know, I'm going to call on this first thing in the morning.
28:24Or, I know this is the last thing you'd expect to hear from me.
28:39Are you serious?
28:40I saw the look on your face when that test came back negative.
28:44Admit it.
28:46You were disappointed.
28:49Yeah, maybe a little.
28:51Well, so was I.
28:54You were.
28:55Yeah, I was.
28:57You know, having Travers here made me realize that I like being a mom.
29:02And you're so great with him.
29:04Well, think.
29:05We could have that all the time.
29:10Edie, nobody wants a kid more than me.
29:12It's just.
29:13Yeah, yeah.
29:14We're not head over heels in love.
29:17We like each other, right?
29:20I mean, that's more than a lot of parents have going for them.
29:25It's just a very big step.
29:26Carlos.
29:28Look around.
29:29Everyone's taking big steps.
29:31Gabby and Victor.
29:32Susan and Mike.
29:33And this could be our step.
29:36And we both need to love someone.
29:40No one said it had to be each other.
29:47Just think about it.
30:05Let's do it.
30:12You really want to?
30:13Yeah.
30:16I'm tired of waiting for my life to start.
30:19Oh, Carlos.
30:21Imagine with your genes in mind, that child is going to be a knockout.
30:27I'm going to brush my teeth.
30:28I'm going to flush those birth control pills and we're going to get cracking.
30:47Hey.
30:49Hey.
30:58How you doing?
30:59Good.
31:00Um, listen, we need to talk.
31:02Look, I spoke to Mike and, uh, he's just not really into the whole double wedding thing.
31:08Mike said no.
31:09Yeah, he sort of wants a date just to be about us.
31:12So, we're going to wait till the fall.
31:14I'm so sorry.
31:16No, it's okay.
31:17Victor was kind of on the fence about it, too.
31:19Oh, good.
31:19I mean, not that they said no, just because I really wanted to do it.
31:23Me too.
31:23I think it would have been so much fun.
31:25Yeah.
31:27Well, I gotta go.
31:28I gotta meet Francois.
31:29Oh.
31:30See ya.
31:31Oh, by the way.
31:33You know that 1% sliver of a doubt thing I told you about?
31:35Totally gone.
31:36Any question I had about Mike's been answered.
31:40That must feel really great.
31:44Yeah.
31:50I feel really good about this.
31:53I do, too.
31:55Our friends are probably going to make fun of us.
31:57Yeah, I'm sure.
31:59But who cares?
32:00It's going to be great.
32:01I'm so happy we're going to be living together.
32:03We're going to have so much fun.
32:06I'll be right out.
32:08I'll be right out.
32:30I'll be right out.
32:37Okay.
32:39Let's make a baby.
32:41Okay.
32:56Let's make a baby.
32:57I talked to my back doctor today.
32:58Oh.
32:59What did he have to say?
33:00He said, assuming I exercise reasonable caution, I can have sex again.
33:06And what would that have to do with me?
33:08Well, you don't seem to want to talk to me these days, so I figured it's the one thing
33:12that we can do together without speaking.
33:17Remember when I was giving birth to the twins and screaming in agony because Porter was dragging
33:21my uterus out with him?
33:22Well, I was more in the mood for sex then than I am now.
33:26Lynette?
33:27Hmm?
33:27I'm your husband.
33:28I have to find a way to connect to you somehow.
33:31So we can have sex, or we can talk.
33:35Your call.
33:39Fine.
33:40Let's have sex.
33:41What?
33:42Yeah, let's get this off.
33:43But you would rather have sex with me than talk to me.
33:45Yep.
33:47Ow.
33:47Ow, that hurts.
33:48I said I'd have sex.
33:49I didn't say I'd make love.
33:50You want to play rough?
33:51Because I can play rough.
33:52Ow!
33:52Cut it out!
33:54I'm sorry.
33:54I'll try to be gentle as I move down south.
33:56Okay.
33:57Okay.
34:00Okay, fine.
34:01You are mad at me.
34:03But name one thing that I have done to deserve it.
34:06You had lunch with Rick.
34:09You're damn right I did.
34:10I saw the security tape.
34:11What was I supposed to do?
34:12Pretend that nothing was going on?
34:14Nothing was going on.
34:15He never touched me.
34:16And I wasn't going to sit around and wait until it did.
34:19I am glad that I made him quit.
34:20You didn't make him quit.
34:21I fired him.
34:24What?
34:25The idiot told me he had feelings for me, which he never would have done if you hadn't pushed him,
34:28and now he's gone.
34:29It's all your fault.
34:30Ow!
34:31My back!
34:36Lynette?
34:39Honey?
34:49It'll just be a few more minutes, Mrs. Gabo. The doctor's looking at your CAT scan.
34:55This whole thing is ridiculous. I bumped my head.
34:57Lynette, you are dizzy and throwing up.
35:01Can't be too careful.
35:02Well, I feel just fine now.
35:08When Rick said he had feelings for you, what did you say?
35:15I said that it was totally inappropriate, and then I fired him.
35:23Do you have feelings for him, Lynette?
35:25Hmm?
35:28Do you have feelings for Rick?
35:31I would never cheat on you, you know that.
35:33That's not what I asked.
35:39Did you fall for him?
35:51Oh, God.
35:55Nothing happened.
35:56He's gone.
35:57It's over.
35:58Don't tell me that it's over.
35:59We've been fighting about this all week.
36:01You miss him, don't you?
36:04Don't do this.
36:06Yeah.
36:10Not that we can't.
36:15Miss Gabo?
36:17That's me.
36:19I'll be back.
36:21Actually, I'd rather have you both come in for this.
36:30Is it a concussion?
36:31No, it's just a bruise.
36:34Oh, good.
36:36But I noticed something in your CAT scan that concerns me.
36:40Oh.
36:41You have a few swollen lymph nodes in your neck.
36:45I want to send you in for a biopsy.
36:47A biopsy? Why?
36:49Have you noticed any change in your appetite lately?
36:52Any fatigue? Fevers?
36:53Stop. Just stop.
36:56What is it you think I have?
36:58I don't want you to panic.
36:59This can be any number of things.
37:02Is one of them cancer?
37:05It could be lymphoma.
37:07We're hoping the biopsy will rule that out.
37:13If you look at the CAT scan,
37:17you can see this white area here stands out.
37:22These are called submandibular lymph nodes.
37:26Lymphoma can vary according to the type of cell that multiplies
37:29and how the cancer presents itself.
37:32There are two types, Hodgkin's and non-Hodgkin's lymphoma.
37:42From the moment we wake up in the morning,
37:45till our head hits the pillow at night,
37:48our lives are filled with questions.
37:54Is it morning yet?
37:56Most are easily answered and soon forgotten.
38:00Not yet, sweetheart.
38:01You go back to sleep now.
38:03But some questions are much harder to ask,
38:06because we're so afraid of the answer.
38:11Will I be around to watch my children grow up?
38:16Am I making a mistake by marrying this man?
38:24Could he ever truly love me?
38:29And what happens when we ask ourselves the hard question
38:33and get the answer we've been hoping for?
38:39Well, that's when happiness begins.
38:43.