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00:04what's this for i figured you'd never seen one before
00:09it's a gold coin that alone is worth more than a dirt poor bum like you would normally make in
00:15his entire life astin what's this about xenos i can't remember the last time you were useful
00:21you're dead weight and we're cutting you loose that's not true i've been useful
00:26why are you doing this you said we were friends
00:33you're still as dumb and gullible as you were when you were a kid
00:36we only recruited a piece of trash like you because you were disposable
00:41it's a lot easier when your human shield gets killed if you don't care about them you know
00:45a pauper like you is no better than livestock it'd be sad how a beast of burden thinks he's part
00:50of
00:51the gang just because we fed him if it wasn't so damn funny
00:55we're in the big leagues now we've become one of the most famous parties around
00:59yeah because i was there too oh please are you really gonna try to credit our success to your
01:04shady self-taught healing magic our party's gotta look good for the aristocracy and royalty from here
01:11on out we're not getting passed over because we've got some slumborn pissant in our crew
01:20consider that your severance it's enough to get you wherever you want to go but don't forget you
01:26keep that impoverished mouth of yours shut about ever having been a member of the golden phoenix
01:31so he's paying me for my silence
01:36fine then
01:45no let me go
01:47stop it get off of me
01:49no let me go
02:27no let me go
02:48no let me go
02:50no let me go
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03:21no let me go
03:22no i should stop let go
03:24better keep a tight grip on her you know how rare elves are
03:28don't even think about trying to run from me little elflin girl
03:57little rabbit right
04:02what am i supposed to do now
04:05this is your fault you brat
04:06what are you doing stabbing holes in our merchandise you fool
04:11i'm sorry she was attacking me
04:16whoa did you stab a kid get lost this is none of your business we can do what we want
04:21with our property
04:25right i'll buy her from you then
04:28sounds like a deal to me the bleeding brats all yours
04:31huh time to go
04:35the kids dying we might as well make some money off of her
04:38oh good point nice thinking boss
04:42hey you still there it's so cold am i dying
04:47not today i can easily mend this
04:54you can't help me i'm so close to death it doesn't hurt anymore
04:58yeah well that's probably because i already healed you
05:01huh what there's not even a scar where the wound was
05:06i seriously thought that i was going to die
05:08how am i all normal and not dead
05:10i'm a healer it's what i do
05:12i only had to remove the arrow repair the damage and then seal up the wounds
05:17thank you so much you saved me thanks mister
05:22yeah so um what's your name kid
05:25it's lily i'm sorry your money
05:29what you mean the gold coin i gave those creeps
05:33nah holding on to aston's hush money was leaving a bad taste in my mouth
05:38what's your name and who are you are you like some famous healer
05:42my name's xenos and no i'm completely self-taught and don't even have a healing license
05:48now come on i'll walk you home i don't uh have a home
05:55how about we find you some less dabbed clothes and then get you some food oh okay
06:06this is so yummy
06:12aren't you gonna eat anything xenos no i i already had dinner well you're missing out
06:17it's yummy well truth is i'm flat broke now but i can worry about that later what am i gonna
06:24do with her though maybe an orphanage no just thinking about the way they treat her is enough
06:31to depress me so do you live or work somewhere around here actually i just got kicked out of my
06:38old adventuring party i've got nowhere to go really so you're just like me then yeah i guess so i
06:46better
06:46get to work looking for a new job huh i'm sorry but can i get some water please
06:54oh your arm a bullet hole rimmed with charred flesh a magic gun wound yeah yeah i got careless and
07:02they shot me for it i'll live but it sure feels like my damn arm's about to fall off don't
07:07be
07:08dramatic it's worse than a scratch but it'll heal before you know it sure man how about you share
07:13whatever you're on although it looks deeper than i first thought better be safe and included incantation
07:26heal what sort of weird magic did you do who are you his name is xenos and he's the greatest
07:34healer
07:34ever xenos huh i'm surprised i've never heard of such a great healer before here thanks man
07:45i'll see you i'm gonna remember you you got quiet all of a sudden is something wrong a restaurant serves
07:56you food but only if you pay them for it so does it work the same way for healers can
08:01they get paid
08:01for their services well yeah sounds normal to me right huh thanks mister you remember how you said
08:13thanks after i healed you that was new for me yeah of course thanking someone for helping you is
08:18another normal thing most people do all right it's settled i'm gonna open a healing clinic a healing
08:26clinic what you said earlier made me happy nobody has ever thanked me like that before but i'm from
08:34the slum so this won't be easy there's no way i can get a license let alone operate a legit
08:38business
08:40the only option is to open up shop in the shadows i'll have to work as an underground healer
08:45an underground healer that's awesome you're incredible xenos i want to help you and work in
08:51your clinic hmm it's straight up illegal to run a clinic without a license should i really drag an
08:57innocent kid into that you already paid good money for me which makes you my legal master and that means
09:03you're stuck with me okay geez i was only trying to help you out oh did you buy me just
09:08so you could
09:08throw me back in the gutter that it you're done with me don't yell stuff like that without context
09:17fine but just till we find you someplace safe to live really all right deal and i promise that
09:23i'll take good care of you and treat you right seriously careful with the phrasing
09:31are you sure this is where you want to run the clinic i haven't seen a single person this whole
09:35time
09:36yeah this part of town is long abandoned why pick it if there's no one to heal
09:40well i can't exactly run an underground operation out in the open oh that makes sense you're really
09:46smart xenos and there are a lot of intact empty houses around here as well huh this one looks all
09:53right huh come on let's take a peek inside um if you want what's wrong you scared it's just
10:03there could be monsters i mean it's the exact kind of creepy place they love to hide out in
10:08what if we run into a wraith we'll be conners a wraith they're the strongest of all the undead
10:14monsters they look like any normal person but if they touch you you die and then you turn into a
10:20ghost that has to obey them
10:28wait a sec here holy lamp like that brightens the night chase away the darkness with your dazzling shine
10:35show me the way illuminate you didn't mention you can use magic yep just simple stuff though
10:45wow this place is
10:49yeah it's not bad right what you seriously think so of course i mean it's got a roof yes it
10:56does but
10:57still i'm used to spending my nights outdoors and alone for my time in the party oh the structure itself
11:03is solid so it really won't be hard to make it livable you're super optimistic aren't you i've already
11:09lost everything i had negativity won't help
11:23the aroma of life i want your vigor give it to me
11:28it's an actual wraith i knew there'd be one in here and of course it's occupied i should have guessed
11:35it's got to be the best property for miles how are you so calm right now xenos
11:49all right so that's what you call a wraith i've taken down like a hundred of these things
11:54anytime aston got into a foul mood he'd order me down into an underground labyrinth and that place
12:00was crawling with them but hey that's how i learned undead monsters are weak to healing magic
12:07i've heard encountering just a single race means certain death but a hundred i'm sorry but this house
12:13is the only viable option around here we'll stay out of your way though you'll barely notice us is this
12:19some sort of jest you wretch you're welcome to stay but only if you're dead and he
12:28sorry you were gonna kill me so nothing personal your manner is unacceptable how dare you provoke the
12:35wrath of carmilla queen of the specters come to me gather my servants slaughter these cavalier and impudent
12:43humans how annoying i had intended to do this the peaceful way without high heel
12:55it can't be what in the world are you an underground healer nothing more and i'm really sorry all we
13:04need
13:05is a room to heal in in one bedroom you may use the first floor but the whole second floor
13:11is mine
13:12appreciate it thanks so much we did it we did so i don't know if i should be celebrating or
13:19panicking
13:20right now i'm definitely bored understandable at least it gives us time to clean up this place is
13:32finally starting to look like a real clinic though most probably don't have a resident wraith looks
13:38great just empty maybe it would help if i got out and advertised a little we went through all the
13:44trouble of making this cute nurse's uniform hmm if we make ourselves too visible the royal hospital
13:51might find out about us i know but how else are we supposed to get patients don't sweat it they'll
13:58start trickling in before long you think so hey is this xenos' clinic wow what great timing hello sir
14:07how can we help you wait a sec i feel like i've seen this guy before i knew you'd show
14:13up and how
14:14exactly did you know that because your average joe wouldn't walk around with a magic gunshot burn
14:20and people like that tend to have their reasons for wanting to avoid being seen at a normal hospital
14:25call me zonday i was actually hoping you could help out my sister hey doc my bro tells me you're
14:32a real
14:32impressive healer you up for it not sure how impressive i am but i can take a look my arm's
14:40been
14:40feeling weird lately ever since i got shot must have been a magic gun with a poison ammunition
14:46effect bullets still there causing the surrounding flesh to rot you got all that from a quick peek i
14:52was almost forced to be a test subject for something similar yikes there's some real psychos out there
14:58that's for sure i probably ought to get some payback for it one day so can you fix it your
15:04arm is almost
15:04completely dead it would be best to amputate before the poison spreads oh it is what it is
15:11what do i owe you one million win are you kidding you want one million when for lopping up an
15:17arm keep
15:18your cool zonday gotta say doc you play one heck of a game of hardball but are you sure that's
15:24the
15:24correct price for someone like me zofia the tornado so you're zofia the tornado seems my first patient's
15:32a big deal one of the three slum bosses and leader of the lizard men a hero of the downtrodden
15:39who
15:39steals from crooked merchants and returns a portion of it to the poor so you want to charge a million
15:44win to hack off my bum arm i'm gonna need you to justify your greed real quick like and if
15:50you can't
15:50first of all who said i was only gonna cut it off i'll also have to make you a new
15:55one
15:56and regeneration is exhausting i'm never working for free again i yeah i don't care if you're a big
16:03shot in the slumps or even a king i demand fair pay for my labor huh you're trying to pull
16:08something
16:08i've never heard of a healer who can grow back someone's arm huh other healers can't do it very
16:15odd since i never had formal training i don't know what's normal i'm gonna get started okay let's
16:23hope you can actually perform miracles scalp it what even is that thing huh an incredibly sharp blade
16:31forged from mana it's sterile and i can summon or dispel it at will i've also never heard of a
16:36healer
16:36who uses tools like that oh seriously i wonder how they make their incisions i'll cast a sustained release
16:44healing spell to numb the pain and then there now for the hard part defensive magic to control
16:53the bleeding while casting several healing spells amplifies the regeneration of the wound first the
16:59bones next up are the nerves blood vessels and muscles and last skin it's done
17:13i'm wiped out a rush job would have been much easier but a perfect restoration really takes it out
17:20of me you did it great job okay that was pretty incredible i've never met a healer like you before
17:28we've got company she's our housemate and a wraith you live with a freaking wraith i was hoping you'd
17:35fail so she would die there goes my meal she's way too bloodthirsty to share a roof with nah she's
17:41a real
17:41softy once you get to know her you sure about that so not only are you an amazing healer you've
17:50got a
17:50sense of humor too i like you enough to start sending my people your way naturally i'll let them know
17:56you
17:57don't work for free
18:02sanos i need some tea thanks a lot you're so considerate
18:08keep the praise coming
18:13question why are there three cups one for you one for me one for carmilla she drinks tea
18:20and why wouldn't i fair enough be careful not to burn yourself i will take your advice to heart
18:27wraiths who worry about mouth burns aren't so scary well then perhaps i should give you a chase to
18:32keep the fear alive i find it hard to believe how many patients we've been getting since you treated
18:37sophia it sure is but not a single death which is most irksome for me
18:45hey xenos why do you think the lizard men are getting injured all the time most likely a beef
18:51with the other factions there's a three-way demihuman standoff in the slums and the fighting is
18:56relentless the lizard men the orcs and also what was that chances are we're about to meet the third
19:11faction
19:12so you're xenos the underground healer you can call me linga boss of the slum werewolves
19:18she's behind all the illegal gambling in the underground linga the tyrant somehow i keep
19:23crossing paths with underworld big shots it's technically past business hours but i offer
19:30emergency service you are the emergency here it's not fair we go to all the trouble of beating
19:37sophia's lizards to a bloody pulp and they just keep on coming back so xenos sounds like you're some
19:45kind of miracle worker or something i'm just an underground healer who doesn't even have a license
19:51linga's gonna kill you are you listening no one's allowed to heal up sophia's lizard man like that hello
19:58nothing if linga stops you she'll win
20:04why isn't your head chopped off i had a feeling you weren't listening to me
20:09lily wait in the back room until it's safe
20:13my defensive magic's also self-taught but it worked no way how come linga's axe didn't even
20:20leave a scratch attack right boss
20:27hey stop it what for real fine then werewolves kids are building down right boss um i would advise
20:37against that if we can't kill you and we'll just have to destroy your clinic she has a serious
20:44listening problem suit yourself try to warn you
20:54you dare trespass and damage my home now suffer wait carmilla i know how you feel i couldn't be more
21:04pissed off about them pulverizing my clinic i just fixed it up then why are we wasting time come on
21:10let me kill them the second floor is still yours if they wander up there then have at it but
21:16the first
21:16floor is my clinic and it's for saving lives not taking them i know that you're so irritating you were
21:24angry thank you it's not like it was on your behalf or anything i've just been more comfortable in my
21:32house
21:34as of late that's actually incorrect you see us werewolves are creatures of the night it's in our
21:50blood to be super afraid of any higher beings like wraiths and vampires so it's really bad that we were
21:56will to someone who commands one of their own i don't command her whatsoever everyone kneeling time
22:02let's show him how sincere we can be right boss i almost forgot that she's incapable of listening
22:15aren't you xenos the underground healer someone wants a word lady layway head of the orcs
22:22is he a new patient of hours
22:51I'm not going to hide.
22:53I'm not going to hide.
22:56I'm not going to hide.
22:59I'm not going to hide.
23:02I'm not going to hide.
23:03You are what?
23:04You are what?
23:06You are what?
23:08If you touch your hand,
23:11it will turn off your ear.
23:13It's a little more than you.
23:16I want to know more about you.
23:19You will keep my blood on your skin.
23:23I'm not going to hide.
23:26I'm not going to hide.
23:29I'm not going to hide.
23:30I'm going to hide.
23:33I want to feel that heart is good.
23:35I want to know more about you.
23:36For the pain where you and I went.
23:39You have a reason to hide.
23:46You are too bad.
23:56Turf War
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