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00:11You okay out here?
00:12Could go for someplace less chilly, to be honest.
00:15We're all fine back here.
00:17You look pretty cold, though.
00:19No kidding. I've got to have something that can keep us warm.
00:24Insulation barrier.
00:30Oh, that looks mighty warm.
00:33Perfect. This should be enough to keep me in working order.
00:36This magic stuff never ceases to impress.
00:41Well, albeit we don't get many Tamers out here, sure are dressed light for walking in this bitter cold.
00:46Can you tell me what's going on around here?
00:49Huh. This chill set in out of nowhere about ten days back.
00:53It's claimed more than a few of our own.
00:55So what's your story? What brings you out this way?
00:58I heard good things about the food.
01:26I heard good things about the food.
01:44To be continued...
02:10Oh
02:38If you heard good, then you heard right. You should visit the Tiger's Flame soon.
02:43Not many people around, huh?
02:52Seems this area isn't used to getting this cold.
02:58Glad this place was easy to find.
03:02Sorry to barge in.
03:05I'm sorry, sir. Unfortunately, we're closed for the day.
03:09Alright, then. When do you open tomorrow?
03:11The restaurant won't be opening up tomorrow either, I'm sorry to say.
03:16We've been forced to use all of our firewood for heating, and now we don't have any wood left to
03:21use for cooking.
03:23I understand.
03:28But everything about this place tells me the food is amazing. I'm trying it no matter what.
03:34You just need firewood?
03:36Yes, but cutting down more trees now isn't going to help much.
03:40Burning freshly chopped wood produces far too much smoke to be used for the kind of cooking we do in
03:45here.
03:46It needs to sit and dry for at least a year first.
03:49Got it. Thank you.
03:57Are you okay, Yuji? We're headed off again already?
04:01Wait, weren't we supposed to eat first?
04:05Which trees make good firewood?
04:07Who knows?
04:08Beats me!
04:09Couldn't tell ya!
04:11Couldn't even offer you a guess.
04:14Guess we might as well just cut a bunch down.
04:17What magic will do the trick here?
04:21Summon axe!
04:28Something about this feels wrong.
04:32But so be it.
04:34You never know.
04:36Until you stop it!
04:46I don't know if that was the axe or the combat arts doing the work, but these magical skills sure
04:51do come in handy.
04:59Look at all this!
05:00Like a work of art!
05:02And now I need to dry it out.
05:08Can you guys use slime moisture absorb or not?
05:13Ab what?
05:14Never heard of it!
05:15Might it involve drinking?
05:17Does it taste good?
05:19Guess it's worth a shot.
05:23Slime moisture absorb!
05:29Yuji, this firewood's looking pretty dry already!
05:34It's lighter, that's for sure.
05:36Okay, pack all this up for me, please.
05:39Can you guys fit it all in there?
05:41Of course we can!
05:45So light!
05:46And completely dry, too!
05:48Where in the world did you find this?
05:49Can you use that to cook?
05:51I'll go call the chef!
06:00It's too dry.
06:04Fully dehydrated wood burns too strong.
06:06Burns everything.
06:08Can't cook anything good with wood like that.
06:11Moisturize.
06:12I don't know how you made this firewood, but...
06:15Will this work?
06:16Like I told you, Kent, this is no good for...
06:25Where is this from?
06:27This is perfect wood!
06:28Hefty but dry!
06:30I have never seen a piece so perfectly dried in all of my life.
06:33It's as if it exists solely for use in the kitchen.
06:36Now get in the kitchen and light the stoves!
06:38Right!
06:39I'm on it, chef!
06:42A perfect flame!
06:44Where did you get this?
06:46My slime here made it for us.
06:48I don't understand.
06:49But with firewood like this, I can fix something real special.
06:52Something real special, huh?
06:54How much wood did you bring me?
07:07I have about this much with me at the moment.
07:11Use slime moisturization to make this all like that last piece.
07:15You got it!
07:17Coming right up!
07:18We got this!
07:20I would never have imagined slimes were capable of doing all this.
07:23If that's not enough, I can go back out and cut a few more.
07:27Heh.
07:28All right, we need to get you fed.
07:32I'll whip you up some of my finest work.
07:40Here you are.
07:42Whoa-ho-ho-ho-ho!
07:44Apologies for the wait.
07:45That's a grilled Angus cattle steak with reesha herbs.
07:49Steak and veggies.
07:50It smells fantastic.
07:55This flavor!
07:56The deliciously grilled beef hits first,
07:58swiftly followed by the sweet yet tart sauce made from the vegetables,
08:02mixing with juices from the steak,
08:04combining in a burst of flavor I have never felt before.
08:07There's no doubt in my mind,
08:08this is the greatest work of culinary art I've tasted
08:11since I woke up in this world.
08:14Mmm.
08:18Well, thank you for that.
08:19It was incredible.
08:21I could eat this for days on end.
08:24The restaurant's best dish is actually a stew,
08:26but it takes a while to make,
08:28so I cook that instead.
08:29Stew, you say?
08:30I'll have to come back and try it tomorrow.
08:33But you know,
08:34we shouldn't be using all this firewood just to cook.
08:37The whole town is running low on the wood
08:38they need to heat their homes.
08:42All you need is more firewood then, right?
08:45Well, yes,
08:46but you don't...
08:51I'll be back tomorrow.
08:56Not that I have any idea whatsoever
08:58how much firewood a town needs.
09:07All anyone's looking for is firewood.
09:15Hi, I'd like this job.
09:17That's excellent.
09:19Is this going to be your first firewood cultivation request?
09:23Yeah.
09:24The guild requires all firewood deliveries
09:26to be cut to a standard size and shape.
09:28Since this is your first job for us,
09:30you should start by heading out to the eastern gate
09:32and finding our firewood leader,
09:34Wodka,
09:34for further instructions
09:35on the specifics of the job.
09:45So you're an adventurer, are you?
09:49Well, you're a pair of hands, at least.
09:52The town can never have too much wood.
09:55It needs five tons a day to function properly.
09:59But we can't keep up with demand.
10:01Seems this situation is pretty dire.
10:04None of us were ready for a frost like this.
10:07Some nearby villages that weren't hit by it
10:09have offered help,
10:10but it's far from enough.
10:15Has the village of Messias helped?
10:17That place?
10:18It's deserted.
10:19Been abandoned out there
10:20for a good long while now, too.
10:22Far as I know,
10:23there's no one there to help.
10:25So, who did I meet?
10:27Anyway,
10:28have you ever cut any firewood before?
10:30Technically speaking, I suppose.
10:33Just once today, though.
10:35All right.
10:36Well, show me what you can do.
10:38We'll take a look at what you've got
10:39and go from there.
10:41No offense,
10:42but you don't look all that strong,
10:43so try not to overdo it.
11:08Next, we split up these logs into sections
11:10and cut them down the middle, right?
11:11Uh, yeah.
11:14Does a length of 40 centimeters sound good?
11:16Yeah.
11:17With two cuts down the middle?
11:19Yeah.
11:21And four cuts for bigger logs?
11:23Yeah.
11:25All set, then.
11:26Will this get the job done?
11:28Yeah.
11:28Well, I've got more than a few questions,
11:31but with firewood this perfect,
11:33what I don't have are complaints.
11:34Okay, thanks.
11:35I'll get my slime started, then.
11:36Trying out all this new wood.
11:38What?
11:50I'll go and cut some more than you.
11:52Oh, right.
12:00Wow, excellent work, Wodka.
12:02You are back unusually early today.
12:04It's all thanks to that fella.
12:06Hmm?
12:07He took down hundreds of trees at a time
12:09and split them right into firewood in seconds.
12:12And then he used his slimes
12:13to carry it all back to town, too.
12:15He did all that using slimes?
12:17Amazing.
12:18I didn't know magic like that truly existed.
12:20What do you mean?
12:22Well, I think I heard about it
12:24at one of the churches before.
12:26We were told the legend of a mighty beastmaster,
12:29one who could use slimes to transport things.
12:32Legends, huh?
12:33Maybe Father Style might know more.
12:36Better ask next time I see him.
12:39My slimes still have some more firewood stored away,
12:41but I don't think it will all fit in here.
12:44There's still about three days' worth left.
12:46Three days' worth?
12:48So about 50 kilograms, then?
12:50Huh?
12:50I was told you'd use five tons a day.
12:52You...
12:53What?
12:54Three days' worth for the whole town?
13:06That should do it, Yuji!
13:07Just like you asked!
13:09There's so much wood.
13:10You mean there's still more?
13:12I honestly have no clue.
13:14Tell me, how much wood do we have left?
13:16Another batch about this big!
13:19That's still only three days' worth, though.
13:23You still have some open firewood jobs, right?
13:25We do.
13:26But this is a lot of really strenuous work, isn't it?
13:28Shouldn't you rest now?
13:31They're worried after just this?
13:33Guess this world really does care about its people more than home.
13:37There we go.
13:42We do.
13:45We do.
13:53We do.
13:54We do.
14:01We do.
14:08Here you go.
14:10Ricardo's famed Angus cattle and resha herbs stew.
14:13And for all your friends here, we have some excellent raw cuts and a heaping helping of resha herbs on
14:19the side.
14:20Whoa!
14:21Now that looks good!
14:24And it's courtesy of the town.
14:26From what I've been hearing, you did us all a pretty big favor out there.
14:30Let's see.
14:37The slow stewed beef just crumbles apart inside your mouth.
14:41But the flavor stays around, playing a perfect harmony with the rich taste of the vegetables in a miraculous symphony.
14:47The rich flavor goes beyond anything I've ever known, exploding in a big bang of divine glory.
14:53This is a dish fit for the very gods themselves.
14:58I'm so happy!
15:00A glorious feast!
15:06One more, please.
15:08Liked it, did ya?
15:09Yeah, I'm glad I got to make that dish again for a change, but...
15:13But...
15:14No matter how good, it's still not my best work.
15:17It isn't?
15:18Our rishia herb field has been plagued by some terrible monsters lately.
15:22And while they're in there, they eat up all the very best herbs.
15:26And this is the only place I know where anyone grows those things.
15:29I could make you something even more delicious, but I'd need better herbs if I was going to do that.
15:39What sort of monster is giving you trouble?
15:44Let's split into two teams.
15:46One to search for monsters, and another to defend the field.
15:49Okay!
15:51We'll hold down the field for sure!
15:53Show yourself, monster!
15:56We'll go find them!
15:58Just leave it to us!
16:00They're in for a serious being!
16:02We'll show them what for!
16:04They'll be crushed to a pulp!
16:06We're looking for a greedy boar.
16:08It's bound to be somewhere in those woods.
16:11But there's no telling how alert it is now.
16:13So don't let your guard down.
16:15Don't worry about a thing!
16:17We'll get them!
16:18I'll go this way!
16:19Then I'll head that way!
16:21We'll track them down post-haste!
16:25Got an eye on them!
16:28Over here!
16:29Prepare to meet your fate!
16:31You're going down!
16:33Time to do this!
16:38We're in over our heads!
16:39This ain't looking good!
16:41Yuji, send us some magic quick!
16:43Every time.
16:45Fireball!
16:51How's that for ya?
16:53Rehold our strength!
16:54And don't you forget it!
16:56Your days of hogging up all the rhesha herbs are gone for good!
17:01There's more!
17:03Over here as well!
17:04Let's take them both out in one go!
17:07They must have taken out at least 50 by now.
17:10The rest are getting harder to find.
17:12Yuji, we found something weird out here!
17:14Something round and unusual!
17:16Huh?
17:21You don't know what this is either?
17:24No.
17:24I've never seen anything like it.
17:26But I sense faint traces of magic coming from it.
17:34It took on a darker hue!
17:37Is this thing...
17:38It seems to be absorbing your magic.
17:40I bet it's a dragon's grace.
17:43Huh?
17:46I wouldn't be surprised if those cursed magic stones come from this thing.
17:50You think so?
17:51Makes sense.
17:52The magic in this area is weak because this stone is absorbing all the magic it can get a hold
17:57of.
17:59Absorbing all the magic?
18:04Can low levels of magic make a place cold like this all of a sudden?
18:07Sure can.
18:08And places with way too much magic around can get as hot as volcanoes, too.
18:13So this frost is because of this stone, then?
18:18Do these things ever just appear naturally?
18:21No.
18:22Somebody had to have made this.
18:23I still feel a trace of human magic that isn't yours.
18:30I'm going to try and purify it.
18:32We can find whoever's behind it later.
18:35Anti-magic barrier.
18:36Dispulse curse extreme.
18:44Wow!
18:46Okay, Slimes.
18:48Spread out and see if you can find any more of these stones.
18:51Magic!
19:02Photography!
19:03Photography!
19:06That's a total of 108 purified magic stone ores.
19:10And they're spread out inside a perfect circle.
19:13I have a feeling we're going to find something big at the center of it.
19:16Which would be...
19:24We're right about here.
19:37Report, Slimes.
19:38Have any of you picked up on anything?
19:41Seems like a normal forest.
19:43Nothing beyond the usual, I'm afraid.
19:46They're right.
19:47It does look normal.
19:48But something about this still feels seriously off.
19:51And I don't mean the unnatural clash between all this greenery and heavy snow.
19:56It's like there are bigger trees intentionally put here to throw off the balance.
20:00Is this all some high-level camouflage?
20:04Yuji, what's wrong?
20:06Pick up on something?
20:07Something is wrong with this forest.
20:10Everybody back away from this area now.
20:12Proud Wolf, I need you to help me get the slimes out of here.
20:16You got it!
20:17Okay!
20:18Aye, aye!
20:19Um, what are you planning to do, Yuji?
20:23Destroy this forest.
20:25Probably not what you want to hear.
20:31It's fine.
20:32The forest is strong and will be able to grow back to its natural strength over time.
20:36But if they used cursed magic stones, then there's no way of telling what might happen to the rest of
20:41the ecosystem here.
20:43Alright, well, here we go.
20:45Let it burn!
20:47Hellfire of Divine!
21:13What is it?
21:15Looks like it's an entrance to somewhere.
21:17Wanna find out where?
21:19Not really.
21:20Yuji sounds excited!
21:22All for that little town?
21:23Yup.
21:24I only need one reason to save that place.
21:27Hmm?
21:31The food is delicious.
21:40Yeah, I mean, it's a lot.
21:43You can't buy it.
21:46Oh.
21:48Yeah.
21:52It's not.
21:55It's a lot.
21:58That's right.
21:59We're not.
21:59手を逃げられたよ!
22:02しかしも乗り込まれてしまった
22:05ウーパンパン
22:08手を目指す人は何事か?
22:15乳女たちよ立ち踊れ
22:18カラフォーインフレ東京屋
22:20カメバーカマホの上階本
22:21強みが 強みが 強みが出るぞ
22:25いただきましょう
22:26This is the best food for you
22:30I've already been eating
22:32It's good food, it's good food
22:35I'm in a place where I'm in a place where I'm in
22:39I'm in a place where I'm in a place where I'm in
22:41I'm in a place where I'm not going to be
22:46I'm not going to be able to do it
22:47I'm a threat to the enemy
22:50I'm a strong guy
22:51I'm in a place where I'm going
22:58I've seen such dreams!
23:01I've seen such dreams!
23:03I've seen such dreams!
23:04I've seen such dreams!
23:05I've seen such dreams!
23:06I've seen such dreams!
23:07Time for a preview from us reincarnated times!
23:14Next time our heroes find themselves
23:16In a most frightening locale!
23:18A place filled with strange sorts!
23:21And a place where even stranger happenings occur!
23:24Really?
23:25But don't worry!
23:26We have the great Yuji by our side!
23:29That's right! We're...
23:31Infiltrating an oponous village!
23:34Whether we'll make it out in one blob
23:35None of us yet know!
23:37Oh no!
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