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00:02Yeah, I had a feeling this was gonna happen.
00:04You expected an orc to come?
00:06We started with the lizard men, then came the werewolves, so next up is the orcs.
00:10Their leader's a big deal, and made a fortune on the excavation of monostones.
00:15It's been a month since I opened the clinic.
00:17And after this, I'll have already crossed paths with the leaders of all three of the slum factions.
00:22Tell me something, would you say your boss is the reasonable type?
00:25I'll have you know our beloved Lady Lewe is as wise as she is dignified.
00:31Let's hope that's accurate.
00:33Sophia's been dropping off extravagant gifts every day.
00:36And Ling has been building a massive palace next door to make up for the mess she made.
00:41But if the orcs leader is reasonable, there's nothing to worry about.
00:45Tell me, why didn't she come in person?
00:48This place has been crawling with loads of lizard men and werewolves recently.
00:51You think I'm dumb enough to bring the boss lady straight to the heart of enemy territory?
00:59How serious is it?
01:00She can't be moved at present.
01:05You should have led with that.
01:08What you're doing is being made in a living soul now.
01:13It's been a more clear chapter.
01:14If you are changing, through me, it still takes care of the flame.
01:30I'll change its making reality in new years you can'tTake the state
01:48Thank you for listening.
02:06The day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day, I'll be in
02:08the same place!
02:08If your brain is wrong, I'm not a man.
02:13It's a man who is a man who is only a human engine!
02:19Don't come to me! Don't come to me!
02:22Don't come to me! It's no one!
02:23I'm not a human!
02:23I'll see
02:41She's in here
02:47Lady layaway I brought you Xenos the underground healer well hello there
02:52I'm lady layaway I figured as much
02:56How'd you hear about me?
02:58You're something of a celebrity to those of us who dwell in the underworld of the slums Wow that a
03:04fact
03:04Blame the lizard men and werewolves when they wouldn't stop raving about some brilliant healer whose identity had to remain
03:10secret
03:11I obviously had to do whatever it took to hunt you down damn it all what part of secret underground
03:17operation did they not understand?
03:19I'm told that you can heal anything so long as the price paid is equal to the service provided
03:25Let's just say I got tired of working for free. I find myself unable to move from my throne here.
03:30What's your diagnosis healer?
03:32This must be a test so be it
03:38Scan
03:48But how can you heal someone without knowing what's going on beneath the surface hmm?
03:54There's a lump in your abdomen and I can sense mana. Is it a mana stone?
04:00You nailed it dog. What's more? It's a potent one enchanted for explosion
04:04I see someone slipped it in your food. I wish thought it was a yummy rice ball, so I ate
04:10it up
04:11You're that stupid. Hey, I may be ripped, but I still love to eat
04:15Unbelievable. I'm leaving
04:17You'll expel it eventually
04:20I'm afraid not I partially chewed the things if there's not much time left before detonates
04:25Not to mention if I move too much that could set it off
04:28So that's why you can't be moved the real pressing issue is that my men here refused to leave my
04:33side
04:34My chief if you die we all die we swear we'll never leave your side fine
04:40So why am I here? I've decided to donate our wealth to your noble cause when this mana stone finally
04:46detonate that'll be the end of the slum orcs
04:48I'd rather give all the wealth we've amassed to someone who will use it for good than let it be
04:52plundered
04:53And I've heard that while you demand high prices for your healing you're gracious enough to treat children for free.
04:59I have a soft spot for the little types
05:06I
05:07Did you ingest that mana stone recently? I did
05:11scalpel
05:13Wait
05:16Try not to move
05:17What did you just do to me I?
05:25Extracted the mana stone from your stomach then I sealed you back up again as an unlicensed healer. That's the
05:31most I could manage
05:33Licensed or not that was incredible
05:35But if you're not careful that thing will detonate
05:38Hmm. It's fine
05:48But how are you unharmed?
05:50I protected my hands with defensive magic
05:52It still hurt though so I healed them
05:56That's that you can have your key back now
06:00You truly are amazing, but if he hadn't helped me you'd have inherited our entire fortune though
06:05I demand a price equal to the work I perform your fortune would be too much
06:13I
06:14Like your style Xenos the underground healer the orcs are indebted to you now
06:18If you ever need any help from us to say the word and you'll have it
06:22That's really not necessary
06:24But you deserve no less. In fact, we can even provide around-the-clock orc powered security for your clinic
06:29I must emphatically decline
06:33Now that that's over I'm suddenly starving
06:35Care to join me for some rice balls, Xenos?
06:38Maybe lay off those for now
06:45What's with the exaggerated grumpiness the three underworld slum bosses they've been visiting a lot lately
06:53I suppose so hadn't really occurred to me
06:56Sophia on the day of the moon
06:58Linga on the day of water
07:00Layway on the day of gold
07:02Though I'm not quite sure why they came since they weren't injured
07:05You seriously have no idea why they keep coming here to see you?
07:09It has to be boredom
07:10I don't think that's it. Try again
07:14It's love
07:15You were eavesdropping?
07:18Can't you see that the three of them are infatuated with you?
07:21What? No way. How could they be?
07:24I'm just an underground healer who doesn't even have a license
07:27Yet I know what I've witnessed
07:29I've been watching those women from up above
07:32And I recognize lovesickness when I see it
07:34I've been alive 300 years after all
07:36Alive is pushing it
07:38Now I'm even more worried
07:40It doesn't help that they're so pretty
07:42Not to mention the weirdest people I know
07:46It's only a matter of time before the three demi-human leaders wage a war over Zenos
07:51And I can't wait
07:53Such nonsense
07:54Lily, do try to up your game for me
07:57The others have been much more amusing
07:59That's no fair
08:00They're older than I am
08:02I can't compete with them of being sexy
08:07All young maidens in love are beautiful
08:10Thanks so much for saying that, Carmilla
08:12The three demi-human leaders fighting over me?
08:16That's so ridiculous it's not even funny
08:21Hey doc, if I were to declare war on the others
08:24Could you be persuaded to side with the Lizardmen?
08:28Huh?
08:28The great war of Zenos is finally upon us
08:34Say Xenos, Lenga is ready to take over the slums
08:37So you gotta join the werewolves
08:39Um, what?
08:41Xenos, the time has come to wipe out the other-
08:43That's enough!
08:47The battle's set to start at noon on the next day of ground
08:52It's a total war between all three slum factions
08:54Your womanizing is going to be the cause of so much bloodshed
08:58I don't appreciate the way you're phrasing that
09:03And I don't get why you're over here pouting, Lily
09:15Took some guts to show up today only to die
09:18Hope you're ready to settle who runs the slums once and for all
09:22That's hilarious!
09:24Especially cause you're about to find out just how easy
09:26Link has been going on YouTube this whole time!
09:28It's pure foolishness to think you can stand against the orcs in Mortal Kombat
09:32I'll be sure to kill you both quickly
09:36Hold it right there!
09:39Sir Xenos?
09:41Don't worry, I didn't come here to try and stop you from fighting
09:44Huh?
09:44I'm well aware that you three have long-standing grudges after years of conflict
09:49So do what you need to do, and let's be done with it
09:52That's all I'm gonna say
09:56Well, what do you know? We got the Doc's approval
09:59So let's make this a fight to remember
10:01And whoever's the most alive by the end of it can claim him as their prize
10:05You're on! That just means he's already Lingus
10:08His chastity belongs to me and no one else
10:11Hey Xenos, is all that really true?
10:14No, I never agreed to any of it
10:19He's already done over the last time
10:20Oh man, hears
10:45In the otherstrails
10:46Sorry blooper
10:46I've lost him
10:48AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
10:51UGH!
10:52UGH!
10:55UGH!
10:56UGH!
10:57UGH!
10:57UGH!
10:59UGH!
10:59UGH!
11:00UGH!
11:07UGH!
11:09What's going on?
11:10Those jerks won't stay down!
11:12Doesn't matter how bad we beat, they keep... getting up!
11:15Yeah, I'm pretty sure we've cut through at least 30 of these guys by now.
11:20What the...
11:21My wounds started healing on their own!
11:24It's like I said, I'm not here to stop you from fighting. Have at it.
11:28That said, all three of you are my patients.
11:32So when you're hurt, I'm gonna fix you.
11:34If I didn't, what kind of healer would I be?
11:37Guess that explains it. I feel like a fool for not noticing way earlier.
11:44That's our doc for ya. Working his butt off while we were all busy fighting.
11:48But Ling has never heard of a healer who can heal lots of people all at once and for a
11:52really long time, too.
11:54He said to have at it, but I never dreamed he'd heal us all.
11:57Heh, at this rate, the fighting might just go on forever.
12:01Right. It'll never end.
12:03She hits me, so I get revenge.
12:06He kicks me, so I retaliate.
12:09Forever and ever.
12:11Still wanna fight?
12:13I'll be waiting right here if you do.
12:15And rest assured, I'll be getting paid for everything.
12:23Okay, I hear ya. If we can't really end this war, then this has just been a big fat waste
12:28of time.
12:29Ling feels so silly now. We got super tired and sweaty for nothing.
12:34I feel strangely satisfied after such great fighting.
12:41That's all she wrote. Given what Doc said, I vote we wrap this up for today.
12:45Werewolf faction agrees!
12:48An orc proverb.
12:50Forgiveness is strength.
12:51Know what? Now there's only one thing left for us three to fight over.
12:55And Ling is way ahead of you on that front!
12:57That's one battle I will truly never yield.
13:00One thing left. Wonder what it is.
13:05Well, this certainly hasn't hurt your popularity.
13:08But, I still don't get why you did it though.
13:11Well, my mentor once told me something.
13:13Third-rate healers just heal wounds. Second-rate the body.
13:18First-rate healers make the world better.
13:21What was your old mentor like? You've got me curious.
13:24Bit of a weirdo. But very impressive.
13:28I may just be a third-rate healer, but I'm gonna do whatever I can to improve things in the
13:33slums.
13:34Amazing! You're so noble!
13:36That's what I'll tell people anyway.
13:38So you don't mean it?
13:40Well, think about it. They're all regular patients at our rundown clinic.
13:44We can't risk losing their repeat business.
13:48You liar.
13:50He knows that if everyone gets along, there will be a lot fewer injuries.
13:54Which means fewer patients for the clinic.
13:59Hey, Xenos.
14:00What's up?
14:02Have I ever told you that I really, really like you?
14:05Hm? And I like you too.
14:08That's nice. But I don't feel like you get what I'm trying to say.
14:12Okay. Then tell me what I'm missing.
14:14Nope. Just forget it.
14:16Hm?
14:17Mm-mm-mm.
14:19Welp. Let's get paid and then head on home.
14:22You're still gonna charge them?
14:24You bet I am.
14:26Do you know how much work it is to heal that many people for so long?
14:29They owe me an equal fee.
14:32You think Carmilla will be disappointed that no one died today?
14:36Yeah, probably. Serves her right.
14:39I don't know. I bet she's secretly happy.
14:50You called for me, Division Commander?
14:53I've been waiting, Vice Commander Krishna.
14:56Has something happened that requires my presence?
14:58I'm afraid there have been some rather concerning rumors floating around town in recent days.
15:04Go on.
15:05Apparently.
15:05The turf war between the demi-humans of the slums has slowed to a halt.
15:10How could that be possible?
15:12The lizardmen, werewolves, and orcs have been feuding over that same territory for years by this point.
15:17I have a hard time believing they'd suddenly decide to stop.
15:21Hm.
15:22I know.
15:23But on the off chance it's true, we must investigate for the good of the kingdom.
15:28Hurzeth has long prospered under a strict hierarchical system that places the royals firmly at the top.
15:34Citizens vent their frustrations on the poor, who vent their own on each other, especially those of other races.
15:40This creates a natural equilibrium.
15:42Now, what would happen if the poor instead joined forces in a united front?
15:47You believe they'd pose a threat? To the citizens, aristocracy, even the ruling class?
15:52The king is like the sun to our people. The royal order of knights is sworn to defend the capital
15:58where our liege dwells.
15:59But commander, the three demi-human races have been feuding for so long. Grudges like that don't simply go away.
16:08According to the rumors, some third party acted as the mediator.
16:12Even more implausible. Zofia the tornado, Linga the tyrant, and Leiwe the mighty. They're dangerous and key figures of the
16:22underworld. What sort of individual could corral people like that?
16:25I am as skeptical as you are. Still, we can't just write off the possibility, even if it's quite unlikely.
16:33And I take it that's why you summoned me here?
16:36This issue could threaten the very fabric of our kingdom. It's not for the rank and file. I expect you
16:43to handle this, Vice Commander.
16:46Sir, yes sir.
16:47I'm counting on you, the Iron Rose.
16:50If such an individual exists, I swear that I will bring him to swift justice.
16:57Achoo!
16:58Zenos-
16:59Terzenos! Got it cold? Linga's tail will warm you right up!
17:03I'm the most well-suited for that job. My muscles are hard, but they're warm, and I have big jumblies.
17:08Uh, oh, well, I don't have a tail. Or rock hard. Muscles. Or even jumblies.
17:20I'm gonna make some tea!
17:23It was just a sneeze. There's no need to overreact. Please be quiet while I'm working.
17:30Hmm.
17:31Heh. Don't think I'll ever get used to that healing power of yours, you know?
17:35I just realized. It's been quite a while since Sophia needed actual healing.
17:40Gotta girl some slack! You make it sound like I'm always here, even when I don't need to be!
17:45That's literally the case.
17:47I should probably warn you. I got this latest injury while I was working.
17:52I see. You're a thief, aren't you?
17:55Yeah. I'm picky about my targets, though. But the Royal Order of Knights has been keeping tabs on us.
18:01Had a bit of a scuffle with him yesterday, thus the injury.
18:05Come to think of it, both you and your brother have had arm injuries like this before.
18:09Were those wounds from the Royal Knights, too?
18:11Good guess. One of them got me while we were sneaking into an aristocrat's house.
18:16They got my arm, too. That crazy lady blasted me with a flame magic gun.
18:22What lady?
18:22Pretty sure she's their vice commander. She's a super unhinged chick who they call the Iron Rose.
18:28She unleashes hell with a blank expression plastered on her face.
18:32That doesn't sound good.
18:35Oh, it would be quite troublesome to be on her radar.
18:39And you're already at a surplus for dangerous women, aren't you?
18:43Not me! I'm the normal one over here!
18:47There's no need to worry. I'm just an underground healer. Why would the high and mighty Royal Knights bother with
18:53a nobody like me?
18:55My wraith's instinct tends to be correct.
18:58There's still no cause for concern.
19:00Are you about ready for lunch, Lily?
19:03Yeah! What is it that you want to eat today?
19:06I could go for a nice salad!
19:08Lingo wants some yummy fish!
19:10Are you both insane? Clearly we're going to have red meat!
19:14Sigh...
19:15For the record, nobody asked you. But I guess it's fine.
19:35Oh dear, it's time for me to go upstairs and have a nap.
19:39And by the way, you realize you're likely the only one in the Royal Capital who's capable of keeping all
19:45of the slot leaders in line.
19:47I feel like a dangerous animal wrangler. Let's hope they're our last troublesome guests.
19:53And with those ill-chosen words, Xenos the Underground Healer had sealed his own fate.
19:59Don't drop ominous lines like that before floating away!
20:11How could the Slum Dwellers be so joyful?
20:14Huh?
20:16Hey, you. I've got a question.
20:18Sure. What's up?
20:21I haven't paid a visit to these slums in quite a while. Things seem to have changed drastically.
20:27Your kind looks pretty cozy with the werewolves and the orcs now.
20:30Sounds weird, but it turns out those folk aren't so bad once you get to know them.
20:34Who managed to cure all the bad blood between the different demi-humans?
20:38I mean, you know...
20:40Look, stranger. I don't know who you are, so I can't tell you about it.
20:45He keeps a low profile.
20:48How fascinating.
20:49See ya.
20:52Told it.
20:53We're not done here. I suggest you answer truthfully. And only what I ask. Who's the mediator?
20:59I would never tell you. Everyone in the slums owes him our allegiance. Even if you shoot me.
21:05Just tell me the name of this mysterious mediator who has earned so much loyalty.
21:10Yeah, seriously.
21:11Hey, boss!
21:14It's ill-advised to start trouble in enemy territory. Their arms should have been injured beyond any potential hope of
21:20repair.
21:21But based on that brief glimpse I just got, it's clear that they've fully recovered.
21:26It simply shouldn't be possible.
21:29Okay.
21:30What am I supposed to do now?
21:32There are still too many unknowns at play.
21:35And I'm lost.
21:40I'm suddenly getting chills.
21:42Pardon?
21:43I'm in need of directions.
21:45I was in the slums, then found myself in this abandoned part.
21:49That's no good. I'm sorry to hear that.
21:53Yeah. I'm afraid a bad sense of direction is my only real flaw.
21:57Really?
21:58When I saw your light was on, I decided to ask for help.
22:01Would you mind showing me the way back into town?
22:04Of course. You just go-
22:05Hey, Xenos! New patient?
22:07No. Just someone who got lost.
22:12This was a fruitful detour.
22:15Hm, Xenos!
22:16Uh!
22:17Fuji!
22:18My leg suck!
22:19No!
22:20Zero!
22:26Two-tri-de te yi-e-na-ka-ta
22:30Miennade yi-lu-chou mo
22:31Yubi-sa-si-ta hoshi o sa-ga-su-yo-na
22:35Mudo-ka-si-sa wa nakatta
22:38Vita-ri-de wa mirena-ka-ta
22:42Sirena-ka-ta-kou
22:45Naga-re-te-ku hoshi o sa-ga-su-yo-ni
22:47Mudo-ka-si-sa-wa nakatta
22:51้ ใใฆ ๆใใใ ่จใใชใๅทใ ่ฆ้ใใใฆ ๅ
ใใงใใใ ๅใฏไฝ่
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23:06No ๅใฎๆใ่งฆใใใ ็ฑใใชใ่ณ ไธ็ฌ ๅบ้ใใๆฅใ
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23:29่ธใฎๅ
้ ใใชใใงใใใใฎใง ็ใ็ใใใใใฎใง
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