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00:15Good morning, Zenos.
00:18Rise and shine!
00:48A healer is third rate if they just fix injuries, second if they heal the whole body, and first
00:55if they make the world better.
00:57This is the Kingdom of Herzath, a nation built on the backs of healers.
01:03They contributed so much and helped the Kingdom not only expand, but become a place of real
01:08importance.
01:10The Royal Hospital is a gathering place for aspiring healers.
01:14There, they can learn more advanced healing magic, and earn their license, before beginning
01:20their journey as a healer.
01:22But somewhere in Herzath is a man who lacks formal training, meaning he doesn't have
01:28a license to heal.
01:31Awesome, thank you.
01:36Appreciate the help.
01:37It's no trouble.
01:39As long as you cover my fee, I'm always happy to help out.
01:43Thanks again!
01:45That was amazing, Zenos!
01:48Next up's a house call, right?
01:50That's right.
01:51I should be back before dark though.
01:54Sounds good.
01:54I'll have dinner hot and ready.
01:56Stay safe!
01:59Always do.
02:01Uh?
02:18Carmilla!
02:19Dinner's not ready yet.
02:20Let's see.
02:22Oh my!
02:23Looks like stew!
02:24I'm always so delighted by your cooking, Lily!
02:28Hehehehe!
02:29That's my job!
02:30If I'm gonna be wifey material for Zenos, I've gotta keep churning out the tasty meals!
02:36Hehehehe!
02:37You're such a hard worker!
02:39As for myself, I'll be resting in my room for a spell!
02:45Huh?
02:46Hey Doc!
02:48Let's chill!
02:49Huh?
02:51He's gone?
02:52Hey Sophia!
02:54Zenos is out on a house call.
02:56Seriously?
02:58Guess I'll wait around until my little healer returns.
03:04Here I thought showing up early would guarantee me some quality time with the main man.
03:10Should've known better.
03:12Sir Zenos!
03:13Linka has arrived!
03:15Huh?
03:16Where is he?
03:18Zenos isn't in right now.
03:21Hey!
03:23Linka wants to lick Sir Zenos from head to toe!
03:26While he flops her perfect tail!
03:29I'm already waiting on the dock, so why don't you and your tail scurry home?
03:33Linka will wait too!
03:38Don't forget that I live here!
03:41Huh?
03:41Huh?
03:43Huh?
03:43Way to brag!
03:44Huh?
03:46She's here too!
03:48Ha ha ha ha ha!
03:49Well Zenos?
03:51Reveal yourself!
03:52I demand amusement!
03:54Wait wait!
03:55He's on a house call!
03:57You can wait inside!
03:59But only after you've fixed our door!
04:02So, the gang is all here, eh?
04:05You copycats!
04:07Admit it! You came here hoping for a taste of Lily's cooking!
04:11No, that's just you.
04:18All it needs is a secret ingredient!
04:22We'll sit down to eat when Zenos has returned!
04:25Will you three be joining us?
04:26That was my intention!
04:29I might as well stay since I'm already here!
04:32Yummy!
04:32Please feed Linka!
04:37Lovely!
04:38The boy the merrier!
04:40I better put the laundry away!
04:43If you can, keep an eye on the pot!
04:49Whatever she's got cooking smells amazing!
04:52Ringo doesn't like to wait!
04:54Patience is truly overrated!
04:57Let's have a little taste!
04:59Not like anyone will know the difference!
05:03It's next level!
05:05Gimme!
05:06Linka isn't stealing food!
05:08She's doing a taste test!
05:12Can't stop now!
05:14Oh boy!
05:15Lily is gonna be royally pissed off!
05:19Hey!
05:19That was Linka's bite!
05:24I guess a quick taste might shed some light on how the Doc likes his food prepared!
05:44Maybe if I'm lucky, Zenos will get home early!
05:54We've gotten ourselves into a fine mess this time!
05:58Linka thinks so too!
05:59My full belly can attest to that!
06:02Hm?
06:03It was really naughty of you two to eat it all!
06:06Indeed!
06:07You should be ashamed of yourselves!
06:09Unreal!
06:10A cute amnesia?
06:12Oh, good thinking!
06:13Linka has super cute amnesia!
06:15Stay calm, ladies!
06:17We can just make more!
06:18That's devious and smart!
06:21I'm down to help with a cover-up!
06:23Let's load this pot with ingredients!
06:28Aaaaaaah!
06:33Would one of you care to explain what's going on here?
06:37Well, ladies?
06:38Go ahead!
06:39I'm listening!
06:42It's kind of a complicated story, if you must know!
06:45Linka has amnesia!
06:47Afraid I can't recall either!
06:51I'm certain you can do better than that!
06:53Once more, what happened to the yummy meal I so lovingly crafted!
06:58Ugh!
06:59It smelled so good I was desperate to have a little taste!
07:03Linka was naughty!
07:04She couldn't help herself!
07:06It was very good!
07:10Great!
07:11Now you two have spoiled dinner and made her mad ass!
07:14It's Lois' fault for eating too much!
07:15I have no self-control when food's that good!
07:18Don't blame the food for your failure!
07:20Someone's to blame for my overindulgence!
07:22Denial's bad for digestion!
07:23I'll ask Zenos to give me a checkup later!
07:26Don't you dare waste Doc's time with your make-believe nonsense!
07:30Plus, Linka's first!
07:31The fur in her tail needs Zenos and his magic fingers to make it all better!
07:36It's impolite to share your delusions!
07:38Uh-oh! Smells like jealousy!
07:40Jealous of you?
07:42When she has my taut body of polished marble to contend with?
07:46Hmph!
07:46Too bad for you, Sir Zenos doesn't like him big and bulky!
07:50He likes Linka's dual attack of dainty slenderness and fun-time fluff!
07:54Do you two even remember what we were talking about?
07:57Loser Lizard says what? Huh?
07:59Is the puppy trying to start something?
08:02Don't ignore me!
08:03Why not?
08:04Enough!
08:06Please don't argue!
08:08Zenos wouldn't like it!
08:12I was so excited!
08:13We were going to share a nice meal together!
08:17I'm sorry, Lily...
08:19Sorry!
08:20Linka will help make it right!
08:22I can help as well!
08:24I'll do the heavy lifting!
08:26That's a nice gesture...
08:28But I only had enough ingredients for one pot...
08:31Now it's all gone...
08:33Excuse me?
08:34Huh?
08:35Ah!
08:37For you, Linka!
08:39I've been looking forward to tasting that delectable stew all day!
08:43Alas, you've deprived me of the pleasure!
08:47How's a poor dead girl supposed to cope?
08:51Perhaps I'll try nibbling on your stew-soaked soul!
08:55It's apology time!
08:57We're all so sorry!
09:00Ingredients...
09:01How's this?
09:02Make it up to me by gathering more ingredients!
09:05Ah!
09:06On it!
09:07Linka's got you covered!
09:09Easier done than said!
09:11I'll get you the real good stuff!
09:14I'll bring whatever your heart desires!
09:26I'm surprised you weren't angrier with them!
09:30Anger doesn't really solve anything!
09:32Oh!
09:33You have such a forgiving heart!
09:36If they heisted my huge, I'd not only be furious, I'd curse them into oblivion!
09:42Someone has to act mature!
09:44Hm?
09:46Besides...
09:47I like it when we get to spend time together...
09:51Uh...
09:51He'll probably be home before long...
09:54I hope I'll have dinner ready by then...
10:10Look what I found!
10:12Care to explain your wicked behavior?
10:16Whatever am I going to do with you?
10:19Tell me where you've been and don't bother lying!
10:22My stomach is hurting!
10:24I tried going to the hospital...
10:26But then...
10:27They wouldn't help cause I'm broke!
10:30Did you honestly think a stomach ache was enough to earn you a reprieve from doing your job?
10:35Stupid slave!
10:37Back to work with you!
10:40Please, I beg your forgiveness!
10:56A filthy grave like this is perfect for a filthy demi-human like you!
11:06Pathetic!
11:07Get on your feet already!
11:09You've already caused more trouble than you're worth!
11:12Behave yourself, unless you want to wind up inside one of these graves!
11:16Even if you don't worry about that!
11:17Uh...
11:20Haven't you loafed around enough for one day?
11:23Hurry and track down something of value for me!
11:28Now you're too lazy to respond to an order?!
11:31Absolutely worthless!
11:34I have some things to attend to elsewhere.
11:37If you expect to eat tonight, I suggest you get back to work.
11:50I'm bleeding.
11:53What are you doing?
11:58Wait!
11:59Damn it, it's gotten into her.
12:06You! I need your help!
12:13My slave! She snapped! Started attacking me!
12:17I'd require your assistance!
12:20Why should I care? A bit full of yourself, eh?
12:24We're running out of time! That's her!
12:27Hmm.
12:32What exactly were you doing here?
12:34Just business as usual. Nothing out of the ordinary.
12:38What business?
12:39Well, it was a little bit of farming, that's all.
12:43Who cares? My wounds need attention!
12:46I must get to a hospital as soon as possible!
12:49Get rid of the slave for me, and I'll pay you handsomely!
12:57Something wrong?
12:58That was quite violent.
13:00Are you feeling okay?
13:01I'm feeling okay.
13:04Most depressing!
13:07Now stop playing around and kill her!
13:09No dice.
13:11Really?
13:12Afraid so. I don't kill for a living.
13:15If you keep talking that kind of nonsense, you'll be responsible for an aristocrat's demise!
13:21It's just a slave!
13:22I can snap my fingers and buy a new one whenever I wish!
13:28Here's the thing.
13:29I try to save lives.
13:31Doesn't matter whose.
13:34Right.
13:35And who exactly do you think you are?
13:38A healer.
13:50What kind of healer can do that?
13:56She's fast.
13:57Much faster than an average demi-healer.
14:00A healer.
14:22Everything's okay.
14:24Just try to stay calm.
14:26Huh?
14:28No.
14:29It hurts.
14:32I...
14:32I can't.
14:35I can't do it.
14:37So that's what's going on.
14:43I do like dinner and conversation, but not snack time and possession.
14:48I'm here to help you.
14:50Heal.
14:58I wonder what kind of farming gets you possessed by angry ghosts.
15:02I'm calling it a day after this.
15:10Incredible.
15:11He healed her broken leg instantaneously.
15:15He's powerful.
15:21You weren't lying.
15:23You're clearly a capable healer.
15:26Yeah?
15:27Yeah?
15:27So what?
15:28Save me!
15:29That's what healers do, right?
15:31Too bad I'm already off the clock for today.
15:34Maybe tomorrow.
15:36Tomorrow?
15:37But I'll be dead and buried by then.
15:39I need you to heal me right now!
15:41So it's gotta be today.
15:43That's gonna cost ya.
15:44Hope that's not a problem.
15:49I trust that will more than suffice.
15:52Nope.
15:53It's not anywhere near enough.
15:55What?
15:56That's utterly preposterous.
15:58I already offered well above the going rate.
16:02Listen here.
16:03I doubt a licensed healer can get away with such predatory pricing.
16:08Maybe not.
16:09So good thing I'm an underground healer, working without a license.
16:14I'm an underground healer.
16:16I've never heard of such a thing.
16:18It beats the heck out of grave robbing.
16:22Grave robbing?
16:23I don't know what you mean.
16:26Right.
16:26I guess you call it farming.
16:29I know.
16:31I'll take her.
16:33And we'll consider your death settled.
16:35Her?
16:36You can't mean the rogue slave.
16:39Fine.
16:40You can do whatever you want with the beast.
16:43All right.
16:44It's a deal.
16:49You paid.
16:51Now go.
16:53This bloody job's not worth the trouble.
17:05You're up.
17:10Are you...
17:11My name's Zenos.
17:13I just bought you.
17:16Saw your name.
17:17How's it pronounced?
17:19I'm Till.
17:20Hello.
17:21You said you bought me?
17:23That right?
17:25Yep.
17:26Now, strip please.
17:30You were quite expensive.
17:32I've got to make sure you're in good condition.
17:42Sure.
17:59I knew it.
18:01Inflammation from a gallstone-blocked bile duct.
18:04You were hunching over in pain.
18:06That and the jaundice caught my attention.
18:10I'll heal you.
18:16Wait.
18:17What did you do?
18:19What do you mean?
18:21I simply removed the gallstone.
18:23That was that.
18:25Without an incantation.
18:26Or a magic circle.
18:29And no trace of an opening.
18:31No big deal.
18:32Any healer worth their salt could do it.
18:34But that was unbelievably incredible.
18:37I disagree.
18:39That's ridiculous!
18:44You cured me.
18:45I'm so grateful.
18:47How can I repay you?
18:49A quick thank you won't cut it.
18:52What I want is a fair exchange.
18:55It's time to get to work.
18:57Right.
18:58Anything you need.
18:59I will pay you back.
19:01I swear I will.
19:04You can ask whatever you want.
19:10Do you know where to find this?
19:13I'm waiting.
19:15Yes, I do.
19:19Just follow me.
19:27There.
19:28It's this, isn't it?
19:32Yes.
19:33Thanks.
19:34I appreciate it, Till.
19:37You're welcome.
19:39But are you really sure that's all you want from me?
19:43I was bracing myself for a lot more.
19:47And I'm willing to comply.
19:50No, your job's over.
19:53What's that mean?
19:54That your job's over.
19:56But I'm still very much indebted to you.
20:00We're square now.
20:01Got it?
20:02I demand a fair price for my labor.
20:05And I always give the same in return.
20:08I get it.
20:09But I haven't done anything for you.
20:12The leaves.
20:14You found them.
20:15Couldn't have done it without you, of course.
20:17Yeah, but they're just leaves.
20:20Doesn't matter.
20:21To me, their value is equal to what I did for you.
20:26So, your life is your own.
20:28You can do what you want with it.
20:32You mean I'm free, just like that?
20:37Then, I think, I think what I want to do.
20:44Well, I'm not really sure.
20:46But I'm free.
20:48So I'll figure it out.
20:51Once I have, I'll come and tell you.
20:54I mean, assuming that's okay with you, Xenos.
20:58Sure.
21:00Take care, Till.
21:02Come and see me if you get hurt.
21:04I'll heal you in the shadows.
21:07For a fair price, of course.
21:14I'm home.
21:17Welcome back, Xenos.
21:21Dinner's not ready yet.
21:23Huh?
21:24Oh, Xenos.
21:25Xenos.
21:25What are you doing here?
21:27Actually, probably best not to ask.
21:30Also, Ling is innocent.
21:32I assure you, I did not eat your dinner.
21:35Vegetables, fish, and lots of meat as well.
21:38I won't let it go to waste.
21:44Oh, unless I'm mistaken, you had an enjoyable day.
21:48Didn't see you.
21:51Well, well, well, am I sensing the arrival of a new lady friend?
21:56Don't tease me.
22:01Since everyone brought so many ingredients, I can make lots of yummy food.
22:06Oh, yeah?
22:07Sounds great.
22:09Off I go.
22:16I'll brew some tea first.
22:18To drink together.
22:22Thanks.
22:25Thanks.
22:28Thanks.
22:30Thanks.
22:32I'll be fine.
22:33Thanks.
22:47Thanks.
22:50My hair.
22:50Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:21I'll cry, but I won't eat and eat my drink.
23:25If your mind flies, I'll never forget.
23:29No one, no one, it's only one,
23:30I'm the only one, and only one,
23:34Oh, human, and много,
23:36it won't scare you.
23:38I've never had any kind of sympathy.
23:55The underground healer in the abandoned part of town.
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