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00:03I say I'm super excited to buy us some new tea got that right now I'm super excited to drink
00:10it
00:32hey what are you doing nothing since your schedules wide open want to join us on some adventuring
00:42you afraid it'll interrupt your moping I heard people from the slums weren't allowed to be
00:48adventurers cry me a river as far as I'm concerned if you're motivated and have enough talent then
00:53things like social status shouldn't matter you got any special talents kid I do know healing magic
01:01kinda you must think I was born yesterday you're clearly too poor to afford that level of training
01:06but it's a cute fantasy tell you what I'll let you join our party I'm well aware you won't be
01:13able
01:13to contribute much it's worth carrying some dead weight to have a slave to do my bidding
01:39slaying beasts like that is child's play for me but that's really no excuse somehow the little
01:45street rat is even more useless than I expected him to be I've reached my limit
01:54we're cutting the dead weight
02:21we're cutting the dead weight
02:22is the way impossible to Hani
02:23I don't know what it's called
02:26you're making sure why you can't do it
02:33The control but don't do it
02:35The control but don't do it
02:35The control but don't do it
02:37The control but don't do it
02:42The control but don't do it
03:15I'll see you next time.
03:37I'll see you next time.
03:46Remember that barmaid?
03:47After we told her we were the golden phoenix, her eyes lit up like a torch.
03:51That's to be expected when you can slay a gaggle of magic beasts and walk away without a scratch.
03:55And now we're all living legends, even out here in the sticks.
03:59Duh.
04:01Target's acquired.
04:08Time to slay the beyonds.
04:09Lord Fennel wants monster hides and I'm a people pleaser.
04:14Dio, might as well use defensive magic.
04:16Got you covered.
04:17Come forth, force!
04:19Become an unyielding shield against all that would do harm.
04:22Adas has the spirit of aspirations pure and lofty.
04:26In case!
04:29He thinks it can hurt me with those pitiful attacks.
04:35How the hell did I get burned?
04:39Now, Andres!
04:41Attack magic!
04:42You think I'm not trying?
04:44I hereby defy the laws of creation and...
04:47Use the spool.
04:48I should have kicked into the curb as well.
04:51Hey, Kyle!
04:52What gives?
04:53Where's the defense magic?
04:54I...
04:55I swear I'm casting it!
04:56But it's not working for some reason!
04:58You're that hungover?
04:59Are you serious?
05:01Damn it!
05:02Every last one of them is worthless!
05:04No other choice!
05:05We're out of here!
05:12How the hell did some magic beasts rated only B-plus make men's meat of you?
05:16You're one to talk!
05:17You barely even scratched them!
05:18Huh?
05:19Guys, wild theory.
05:21Is there any chance Zenos was actually using healing magic on us that whole time?
05:25Right.
05:25It's also snowing in hell.
05:28Still, it's about time we got a new healer.
05:31Someone with a license for crying out loud instead of a worthless peasant kid I picked up off the street.
05:40It took us ten grueling days on foot to get here.
05:44You said your name was Umin?
05:45You'll be expected to pull your weight.
05:47I would temper your expectations.
05:50I do most of my healing in the capital.
05:52Having an adventuring license doesn't make you an adventurer.
05:55It's most curious.
05:57The famous Golden Phoenix party who leave every battle unscathed, hiring a mid-ranked healer like myself to support them
06:03in their latest quest?
06:05That's a long story that's none of your business, got it?
06:08Hey, you think Yuma's gonna be alright?
06:10I assume you're referring to your archer companion?
06:13He'll survive, but he won't be adventuring.
06:15Not ever again.
06:17That confirms it then.
06:18I always knew that man was never Golden Phoenix material to begin with.
06:22Good thing the archer was thoroughly expendable.
06:25Guile is our shield, I am our sword, and Andres goes in for the kill with attack magic.
06:31Lord Fennel wants a scarf of Firefox fur for his spoiled brat daughter's birthday present, and that's exactly what he's
06:37gonna get.
06:38I am not blowing my chance to get and go with the upper crust.
06:45I'll slice them in two with my treasured sword, the mighty Humber.
06:50What the hell?
06:51It's an ambush!
06:54Guile!
06:55Shield us!
07:08Mr. Andres!
07:09Using magic is no damn excuse to get careless!
07:13No!
07:14Why aren't any of my attacks landing?
07:16What's going on?
07:17My body feels sluggish.
07:20I must know why.
07:22Mr. Andres will die if we don't get him proper healing!
07:25There has to be an explanation!
07:28Stop!
07:28I mean it!
07:29I must know why it's happening!
07:33Are you trying to get us killed?
07:35His defensive magic was in full effect.
07:37If it hadn't been, your friend would have died immediately!
07:40Try and tell Andres that was a good defense!
07:42If you're done yapping, how about you fix him up?
07:45I'm currently attempting to cast and enchant the spell based on the condition of the injury.
07:49This is the best I can do.
07:51You need to take him to a hospital with specially prepared magic circles right away!
07:55We're in a time crunch.
07:57Just heal him already!
07:59Please don't tell me you're that ignorant!
08:01Even the upper echelon of healers couldn't restore him out here.
08:04Only a select few elite healers or maybe a saint could pull off healing magic like that.
08:11We've been taking damage since he left.
08:13But that's not why this is happening.
08:15It can't be!
08:17Hey, is it possible that someone could be capable of elite healing magic despite not having a healing license?
08:23I've never heard of such a thing.
08:26Neither have you, right?
08:27This is like some sick nightmare.
08:30There's no way a peasant could have achieved something so incredible!
08:33I'm overthinking it.
08:35He was just our party's slave!
08:40I was remiss to entrust the Golden Phoenix with this.
08:43Be gone, and do not darken my doorstep ever again.
08:47Please, just let me explain.
08:49I need to speak with Lord Fennel directly!
08:52Alas, I'm afraid that his daughter's birthday has already come and gone.
08:55What could you possibly say to make it right at this point?
08:58Hear me out!
08:59Sir Aston, Lord Fennel's righteous indignation is not merely a result of your failed attempt at a simple hunting excursion.
09:06If it seemed impossible, you should have had the foresight to report as much.
09:10Then he would have been spared the embarrassment of showing up empty-handed for his beloved daughter's birthday.
09:15I couldn't admit defeat when it was my chance to cozy up to a big-shot aristocrat.
09:20Look!
09:21We were betrayed!
09:22It's not our fault!
09:23That bastard Zenos screwed us over!
09:25Zenos who?
09:27Almost forgot.
09:28All those years I avoided mentioning Zenos to make sure no one found out that we were adventuring with a
09:33nobody from the slums.
09:34Never mind.
09:35Not important.
09:36Please, sir!
09:37I'm begging you to give us another chance!
09:40I can't believe I have to debase myself for a damn servant!
09:43Ah, pray tell.
09:45How can a party with only half its members hope to make amends for this momentous failure?
09:50Don't worry about our numbers.
09:51We're in the process of recruiting and we'll have those open spots filled soon.
09:55I guarantee we'll get the job done next time.
10:01Hey, you sure you should have made those promises?
10:04We don't have any leads.
10:06I've got this handled.
10:07I know exactly who we can get to step in as our healer.
10:10Our trusty slave.
10:12You mean Zenos?
10:13I can't imagine how desperate he must be.
10:15He'll probably weep with gratitude the moment I make the offer.
10:18That's a genius idea.
10:19I still don't buy that Zenos had anything to do with our party's success.
10:24I refuse to believe it.
10:25But the fact is, everything was going more smoothly when he was around.
10:29I'll use him like I did when we first began and regain all the fame we've lost in his fortune.
10:34Just watch.
10:36The phoenix will rise again.
10:38And I'll be coming personally to drag you back to your old post.
10:41You'd better be grateful, Zenos.
10:46Wanna grab lunch?
10:47I'd love to.
10:48Can you believe that?
10:49It's ridiculous.
10:49Okay.
10:50Go!
10:53I give up.
10:54It's hopeless.
10:55He's probably dead in a ditch somewhere.
10:57Nah, there's a small chance he survived.
11:00After all, I generously gave him that gold coin as severance pay.
11:03The depth of my kindness almost brings a tear to my eye.
11:06The slums are enormous and crawling with people like him.
11:09We're out of luck.
11:11I'm way ahead of you.
11:12We're gonna hire the three demi-human slum bosses to help us figure out where we can find him.
11:17We can count on crooks like that to have their finger on the pulse of what's going on around here.
11:21That makes sense.
11:23Another great idea.
11:26Hey, boss.
11:27This human says he wants to hire us for some kind of special job or something.
11:31Does he now?
11:32Too bad my schedule's already booked solid and I'm on my way to pay a visit to the dock.
11:37Damn, she is fine.
11:39Once I become an obscenely rich aristocrat, I'll give her the honor of joining my harem.
11:44The name's Aston and I happen to be the renowned leader of a gold-class adventuring party called the Golden
11:49Phoenix.
11:49That's an awful lot of hollow qualifications.
11:52It'll be dark before you're done.
11:54Let's cut straight to the point.
11:56No.
11:57I want you to find someone for me.
11:59The man is a commoner named Zenos.
12:01Chances are that he wandered into the slums around two months ago.
12:08Yeah, I know what this is.
12:10You're the insufferable morons who chose to kick the legendary dock out of your little party.
12:14I'm impressed.
12:15You look even dumber than I imagined.
12:18How dare you!
12:20Run along.
12:21The person you're looking for has a thousand better things to do than listen to your pathetic nonsense.
12:27It's bad enough you already wasted my time on it.
12:30Do you know who you're talking to?
12:33You poor fool.
12:34Do you realize who you're talking to?
12:38This is a waste of time.
12:40What was that all about, Aston?
12:42How should I know?
12:46Oh, so you're the party that was stupid enough to kick the Zenos out.
12:50Linka thinks you'd be better off dying and reincarnating as roaches.
12:55Do you seriously know Zenos as well?
12:58Sir, Zenos doesn't have time to mess with toilet roaches.
13:01Leave, you know what's good for you.
13:03Come again?
13:04You want to fight?
13:06Linka doesn't have time for toilet roaches either.
13:09Damn.
13:10I feel like I'm going crazy!
13:16Ah.
13:17So you're the garbage humans who tossed Zenos out of their party.
13:20What business could you possibly have with him?
13:25Hey, listen here.
13:26Keep your mouth shut.
13:29You!
13:29I'd better not catch wind that you're harassing Zenos.
13:32We orcs wouldn't take kindly to that news.
13:36Aston.
13:37I don't want to hear it!
13:39How could all three leaders of the demihuman slumgangs be enamored with Zenos?
13:43That can't be right.
13:44It's got to be someone else.
13:46Some other guy who's also named Zenos.
13:49There's no way he could have that kind of sway.
13:51Not a reject like him!
13:53Um, hey.
13:54Aston?
13:55What?
13:58It's him.
14:00Lily.
14:01This way.
14:02Wait for me, Zenos!
14:04Sorry, I'm still having trouble learning all the different streets.
14:07The slums are pretty complicated in terms of layout.
14:10I don't think I've ever seen you lose your way.
14:12Is it because you used to live here as a kid?
14:14Hey!
14:15Zenos!
14:16Huh?
14:17Huh?
14:18Aston?
14:19And Guile?
14:20Is it really you?
14:22Yeah, you're damn right it is.
14:24It looks like you managed to survive without us somehow.
14:27I'm surprised to see you in the slums.
14:29Just a little detour.
14:31Care to guess why we're here?
14:32No, not really.
14:34Well, we should get going.
14:37Wait!
14:37Don't you dare turn your back on me!
14:39Dammit, I came here for you!
14:41Huh?
14:42I've been looking all over the place for you.
14:44Why's that?
14:46Congratulations!
14:47I decided to let you rejoin the Golden Phoenix.
14:49No thanks.
14:50Try to refrain from bawling ingratitude.
14:52Wait, what the?
14:54I didn't hear that right.
14:55Sounded like you turned me down.
14:57Because I did.
14:58But why?
14:59You even have to ask.
15:01You treated me like dirt and paid me next to nothing.
15:03So the shocking thing is that you think I would go back.
15:06I'm trying to do you a favor here.
15:08I rarely hand out second chances.
15:10Jeez, I hate the smell of desperation.
15:13Tell you what.
15:13I suppose I could bail you out on a quest whenever I have time to spare.
15:17But you will be expected to pay.
15:20What are you saying?
15:21My raid is 50,000 for standard healing.
15:23One million for critical injuries.
15:25Triple that cost if you need my defensive and buff magic too.
15:29Don't expect a discount.
15:30You think you're something special now?
15:31You're still just a nobody with nowhere to belong!
15:34Admit it!
15:35Dr. Zenos!
15:37How's it going?
15:38Hey.
15:39How's the leg doing?
15:40It feels all better now, thanks to your healing.
15:43Glad to hear it.
15:44Dr. Zenos, come play with us!
15:46I wonder who those mean-looking strangers are.
15:49Hey, Doc!
15:50Thanks again for always patching me up.
15:53Hey!
15:54Um, Zenos?
15:55Why do you think those angry old guys are so noisy?
15:57I'm not old and angry!
15:59Don't know, but we should head back now.
16:01Seriously?
16:02You're not going to rejoin the Golden Phoenix,
16:04even when I'm the one who's extending this charitable offer?
16:07I took you off the streets.
16:09I gave you work to do and somewhere to belong!
16:11That stuff was on me!
16:12It's too late, Aston.
16:14Go.
16:14We're done here.
16:18Come back.
16:19Don't ignore me!
16:23Get back here!
16:24Zenos!
16:25Zenos!
16:26Rather bold of you to launch an attack in front of a royal knight.
16:29And quite foolish.
16:30I can't overlook such behavior.
16:33Oh.
16:34Hey, Krishna.
16:35What brings you here?
16:36I came to see you, of course.
16:38But this isn't where I live.
16:40Hm.
16:41I lost my way.
16:42Yet I still managed to run into you.
16:44My lack of direction has paid off this time.
16:47The glass half-full approach.
16:50I hear she's the youngest vice commander in the history of the royal knights.
16:54Why is she so chummy with a piece of trash like Zenos?
16:58Come on!
16:59This is completely absurd!
17:01You.
17:02I'm taking you to the nearest station where you'll be charged with attempted assault.
17:07I didn't want to hurt anyone, but I was forced to by that man!
17:10Huh?
17:12You can't!
17:13You can't just ignore me!
17:16Zenos!
17:19Come to think of it, those saps who kicked Doc out of their group came calling on me the other
17:24day.
17:24They came to see Linka, too.
17:26And they really did look stupid.
17:28I must report that I also had a foul encounter with a dim-witted trash party.
17:33You three don't hold back, do you?
17:35I had a bad feeling about their intentions, so I asked some of my men to keep tabs on them.
17:40Hate to say it, but they lost the trail.
17:42Same goes for Linka.
17:43Even the werewolves' noses have lost the scent.
17:46Slippery.
17:47They found a way to escape the grasp of the orcs, too.
17:50Maybe they finally learned their lesson and went home?
17:53I hope that's the case.
17:54But if they go digging any deeper, we could be in for some trouble.
17:57Dig deeper where?
17:59She means the Underground Guild.
18:01I don't get it.
18:02It's a guild that's known for breaking the law.
18:05They're the lowest of the low, and even our gangs don't trifle with them.
18:09They're nasty.
18:10They'll do any awful thing for the right price, which is why Linka hates their guts.
18:14They do shady drug deals, assassinations, revenge by proxy.
18:19Then if those noisy old men go to the Underground Guild and ask them to do something bad, it could
18:23really happen.
18:24It would take a lot of money, though.
18:26Their services aren't exactly cheap.
18:27That is true.
18:29And if this ne'er-do-well is so determined to coax you back to his side, I would wager
18:32the fellow's finances are in a state of near depletion.
18:36Lucky you.
18:36That means he's too poor to stir up trouble.
18:38Oh, that's a relief.
18:40Then we don't have to worry.
18:43What's wrong, Sophia?
18:45Nothing.
18:46It's just...
18:47I remember hearing rumblings about someone who, under certain circumstances, is willing to take on unsavory jobs without pay.
18:53This person calls themselves the guide.
18:59Having trouble sleeping?
19:01Huh?
19:02Lily, you're still awake?
19:04I slept a little bit, but then I woke up and noticed the lights were on out here.
19:09You want some tea?
19:10Or would that make it even harder to fall asleep?
19:14Nah.
19:15I'll take the risk.
19:25Like it?
19:26It's as good as it always is.
19:28Thanks a lot.
19:36What's this?
19:37When I have trouble sleeping, you stroke my head all sweet and gentle like this.
19:42It's your turn.
19:43Can't complain.
19:45It is quite relaxing.
20:02Unable to nod off, Senos?
20:04Seems I'm not the only one.
20:05Well, I saw there were three cups of tea prepared.
20:08How could I refuse?
20:10I take it that encounter with your former party is responsible for your insomnia?
20:15Look at that.
20:16You're worried about me.
20:17You're shockingly nice, Carmilla.
20:19I mean that.
20:20I won't stand for mockery!
20:22And besides, you couldn't be more wrong!
20:24I tend to get bored at night, so this conversation was merely for my own amusement, I'll have you know!
20:28My apologies.
20:29This is way too much tea for just me.
20:32Have all you want.
20:32I suppose there's no harm in having just a bit more.
20:38If I'm being honest, I'd forgotten about Aston and the others.
20:42But after that reminder, my only regret is not throwing a firm backhand in their direction.
20:47That said, this stirred up some old memories for me.
20:52Speaking of, I seem to recall you saying that you learned your healing magic while you were living in the
20:57slums.
20:57But how is that possible?
20:59It all started when I tried to revive a corpse.
21:02The rest is history.
21:04That's forbidden sorcery.
21:06Yeah.
21:07I was a kid.
21:08I didn't know anything about resurrection.
21:10My teacher popped me on the head for that.
21:14How fascinating.
21:15It's not precisely the same thing.
21:17But back when I walked among the living, there was artificial life.
21:20Basically, the sorcery to create golems.
21:23300 years ago.
21:24That was during the Man-Fiend War.
21:26Back when the Demon Lord was still around.
21:28It's a form of lost demon sorcery.
21:30They used a special kind of magic stone as a core.
21:33Then added carbon and sulfur, among other ingredients.
21:36Ultimately leading to the creation of a golem.
21:38Huh.
21:39They felt no fear or pain and worked tirelessly for their aims.
21:42The very memory of those mindless abominations would send shivers down anyone's spine.
21:47I'm curious.
21:48What kind of mischief did you get into?
21:50Back when you were alive.
21:52That was all such a long time ago.
21:54I have trouble remembering.
21:55I see.
21:56You really don't like talking about yourself.
21:59Well, I guess we should clean up.
22:02What now?
22:04Well, whatever it was came from the slums.
22:06Just a moment.
22:17Unbelievable.
22:19Our conversation was a little too fitting.
22:22A golem is rampaging through the slums.
22:33Let's go.
22:41Let's go.
22:42I'm out of pain
22:45I am going to find you
22:47I will not miss the moment
22:51I've kept you
22:52I've kept you
22:55I've anybody whoPLAY
22:59The way you look into
22:59I'm going to have to
22:59you
23:02What do you know?
23:05No
23:08If you let your hand bow,
23:11I'll catch you,
23:12and I'll kill you
23:15not a day
23:16You'll be gdy they are
23:17I'd much better know
23:18but I want to know
23:19You want to know
23:20little damage
23:20Just a bit
23:24From the end
23:27You want to know
23:28I'll continue to help you
23:29but I'll show you
23:29I'll keep you
23:30not alexi
23:30until I will
23:30I'll never et
23:32I'll keep you癒し癒され
23:56The end of adventure.
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