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00:00The End
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00:17Well, look who it is!
00:19What's up, loner?
00:22Sakurai?
00:23I know this is out of the blue, but...
00:26What is it?
00:28Please, I want you to be with me.
00:31I need you.
00:33Huh?
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01:02thought it's what I thought
01:04I thought it was the same thing
01:04I didn't really care
01:05It was all I thought
01:05You don't know
01:08and at all, I never know
01:09what I want
01:10and you utilis
01:10So get the answer
01:11That's the choice
01:14I never thought
01:16It's true
01:17and when I have ninja
01:18I'll come back
01:19more, again
01:21I'll be right
01:21and I'll be right
01:23And you can't turn
01:24I'll be right
01:27And you can't change
01:27I haven't seen
01:28The attention has to be
01:41Oh
02:11Please, I want you to be with me. I need you.
02:15Here we go.
02:19Oh, hey.
02:22Hi, I hurried.
02:24Sorry, I know it's sudden.
02:26No, it's totally okay.
02:28So, um, what you said about being with me, I'm...
02:33Oh, yeah, about that. The thing is...
02:39Huh?
02:41Huh?
02:42I just can't seem to bring myself to go in alone.
02:46Will you come with me to the cat cafe?
02:49Thank God you're here. Seriously.
02:52Oh, dude, I can't wait. This is my first time, so I'm kind of freaking out.
03:00Hmm...
03:01Ow! What? Hey, quit kicking me!
03:03Ow! Stop it! Cut out! That hurts!
03:07Party of two, yes?
03:08Take your shoes off and go on inside.
03:16Woah! So many cats! Look at them, Usagi!
03:23Yep, these are cats, all right.
03:25Well, duh. We are a cat cafe.
03:29I can touch them, yeah? It is allowed.
03:32Hey, Breeze. You've got the scary eyes happening.
03:35Of course. As long as the cats are okay with it, you can feel free to pet them gently.
03:40Got it.
03:42Listen. Do it just like I taught you. From below.
03:45Sure. Okay.
03:51Now's your chance. One thing cats love is being scratched under their chins or behind the ears.
03:56Oh, thank you.
04:05What the... I hope you're seeing this, Usagi. I've got a cat on my lap.
04:10I know, and that's wonderful. But don't be too loud or it will run away.
04:18Okay, that's creepy.
04:20He definitely doesn't get this excited about human attention.
04:24All that gloominess must be keeping some stuff really repressed.
04:29But he's so happy I'll forgive the messed up way he got me here.
04:33This is one of the purest things I've ever seen.
04:36Ow! You're so perfect!
04:38He's literally too overjoyed for words.
04:41All right, I see you, Usagi. What's with the plastered smile?
04:45Oh, just the creep factor.
04:46You act cool, but you're a huge softie.
04:49You are such a jerk.
04:50Crap, did I say that out loud?
04:52Let me enjoy this!
04:53Oh, yeah, and dropping your voice like you're angry isn't the best way to get close to all these kitties.
04:58Just a tip.
04:58I have one in my lap, so I don't need your advice right now. Thanks!
05:04I am glad you came today, though.
05:06I kept turning back at the entrance.
05:09Oh, whatever.
05:10Well, I've got to thank you somehow.
05:13Thank me, huh?
05:14Yeah. Any ideas?
05:16Let's see. It can't be just anything.
05:19Okay, well, my birthday is actually coming up really soon.
05:23And I know this is cheesy, but I'm turning 20, so I'd like to make it sort of special, you
05:28know?
05:28So, uh...
05:29Sorry, Uzuki.
05:31Huh?
05:33But the truth is...
05:35Uh...
05:36Yes?
05:37My legs are currently so numb that I don't think I've been able to process a single thing you've said.
05:43Could you repeat that?
05:44Then get rid of the cat and listen!
05:46No!
05:48If you can't even function, then it's time to move the cat.
05:52But I finally got one to like me! Please, just a little longer!
05:55Why don't you focus on getting rid of the pins and needles in your legs?
05:58It's not gonna be a quick fix kind of thing.
06:00Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
06:02Uh-oh.
06:07Poop!
06:08Ah!
06:10What the hell? Would you cut that out?
06:12Sorry, but you left yourself so wide open. I mean, come on, you were practically asking for it.
06:21Anybody would be vulnerable to an attack if their legs were numb, you little brat!
06:25Hey, remember, you want to keep it down right. After all, you don't want to scare the kitty cat.
06:43Oh, man, I can't believe how fun this is. This might just awaken something in me.
06:51Uzuki, please, uncle.
06:55I couldn't quite hear you.
06:57Ah, you love my pain way too much!
07:01Please excuse me, but we ask that you keep that kind of play at home.
07:05Play?
07:08Woohoo! That was a blast!
07:11Don't you agree? It was super fun, right?
07:13The first half was. Up until you had to go and get us thrown out!
07:17Damn, next time I'm definitely going alone.
07:20Probably can't go back to that one either way.
07:22And whose fault is that?
07:24Gotta love cat cafes, though. I'd forgotten how great they were. So many friendly kitties.
07:29I know, right? Guess they're used to being around people.
07:32It's like, very easy mode.
07:34Your communication's puny. Too bad.
07:38And they still warmed up to you, which is great!
07:40That was an ancient reference.
07:42I have my own cats at home, but sometimes it's kinda nice to interact with other kitties.
07:47Oh, sure, I get it.
07:49I wonder if that's similar to what married men who go to strip clubs feel like.
07:53No idea. And I find that analogy really disturbing.
07:58All right. Guess I'll see you later.
08:00Yep. I owe you one for today, so just think it over, okay?
08:04Oh, don't worry. I've given it lots of thought.
08:07What then?
08:08Well, like I said earlier, my birthday is coming up on August 7th.
08:11I have very high hopes!
08:13Anyway, see you soon!
08:18Her birthday?
08:21So, that's the story.
08:23And she said she had high hopes for her birthday.
08:26It's a hairy mess. Yep.
08:28That kind of thing doesn't strike me as your strength.
08:31Correct.
08:32She anticipated that Sakurai would be bad at this.
08:35Then she threw him for a loop with vague and intimidating expectations.
08:39She's quite the schemer.
08:41Yes, but that comes from the yearning of a girl in love.
08:44Desperate to be noticed by her crush.
08:46Not that Hana realizes it herself, of course.
08:49Still, any way you look at it...
08:51We're gonna eat this up!
08:54What are you doing?
08:55Nothing.
08:57Well, have you had any good ideas yet?
08:59I've been thinking about this pretty hard.
09:03Here. For you.
09:04Giving me flowers because my name means flower, so you suck at puns too, huh?
09:09Here. For you.
09:11Seriously? You bought this before even bothering to find out the right size?
09:15Anyway, only hotties can get away with giving this kind of present. Sorry.
09:18Here. This is for you.
09:20Couldn't you have given me a U-Tunes card instead?
09:22I want those special event bonuses.
09:25It feels like anything I give her will end up being a disaster.
09:29This is getting complicated.
09:32In reality...
09:35Sweet thing, but he sure doesn't have a good eye for flowers, unfortunately.
09:41That's supposed to be a placeholder?
09:44Hey, it has multiplayer. I'll play with you. What do you have to say about that, monoboy?
09:51Sounds about right.
09:53I think it's obvious she'd be happy with anything Sokurai gives her.
09:58I've run way too many scenarios. Now I'm confused.
10:01Then why not stop and follow your intuition?
10:04Do I have one of those?
10:05Just give her the first thing that came to mind when you thought birthday present for Uzuki.
10:10The first thing I thought was that I didn't want to do this.
10:13What do you think?
10:14I don't want to do this.
10:17Yeah, I still have no idea what to do.
10:20But this is it. I need to pick something today.
10:28What's up, Uzuki?
10:30Well, I, uh...
10:34Listen, I know this is super sudden.
10:37What is it?
10:38I want you to be with me.
10:40I... I need you.
10:43Huh?
10:49I want you to be with me.
10:51This is weird.
10:53What's going on with her?
10:58Hey, Sakurai.
11:00Hey.
11:01What's up?
11:02Sorry to spring this on you.
11:03It's fine. I don't mind.
11:05So, on the phone...
11:07You said that...
11:08You, uh...
11:09Wanted me?
11:11Um...
11:12Yeah, right.
11:13So about that...
11:15I just couldn't bring myself to going alone.
11:18Come on!
11:18You have to come with me!
11:19You want to go to a...
11:22That's right!
11:23Your treat, please!
11:25But what for?
11:26I told you, remember?
11:27I want to celebrate my birthday!
11:30My hopes are high!
11:31But mostly...
11:32For your wallet!
11:36Wait, now I understand.
11:37You were angling for a pub visit this whole time!
11:40That's right!
11:42What's happening with your face?
11:44Come on!
11:45Let's get in there!
11:53Are you sure about this?
11:55Celebrating your milestone 20th at a random little pub?
11:59Oh, yeah!
12:00All I wanted was to try drinking with you.
12:03Because drinking is super fun, isn't that right?
12:06I'd say that depends on both the drinker and the circumstances.
12:09There are no guarantees.
12:11Well, if it ends up not being fun, then I know I can depend on you to do something to
12:15make it fun!
12:16Not sure I would count on that one.
12:19Whatevs.
12:19Let's just enjoy.
12:21That sounds good.
12:22Are you ready?
12:24Of course I am!
12:26Cheers!
12:30Okay, here goes!
12:33Go on, drink up!
12:36How is it?
12:39Kind of like a soft drink, but also...
12:42different.
12:43Yeah, but do you like it?
12:45Does it taste good or not?
12:46There's this, like, painful burning in my throat deep down inside.
12:50Alcohol will do that.
12:52What's beer like?
12:53Is it different?
12:54You want to try one?
12:55Uh-huh.
12:58So sorry for the wait.
13:00Hope you enjoy it.
13:02Give it a taste.
13:05Ooh!
13:07Uh-oh, you okay?
13:09So this is what beer tastes like, huh?
13:11It's bitter, but there's more to it than that.
13:14You're right, which is why it goes so great with fried and salty food.
13:18Let's see, then.
13:20Ooh, so juicy.
13:22Now take a slug of beer.
13:28See?
13:29Great, right?
13:30They go perfect together!
13:32It's like the beer brings out the grease from the chicken for fresh new flavor with every bite!
13:38Wow, you really chugged it.
13:40What's the verdict?
13:42I think it's great!
13:43So you should drink alcohol with food as a rule, then.
13:46Nah, some people prefer to savor it on its own.
13:49It doesn't matter as long as you're enjoying yourself.
13:53Well, in that case, as you so kindly suggested, I think I'm gonna do just that.
13:57Good.
13:58Do it, birthday girl.
14:04Hey, just how much are you ordering?
14:06Sadly, your wallet is already dead.
14:08Are you kidding?
14:09Cancel!
14:10Cancel those!
14:13Lizakiii!
14:13Pardon me, please.
14:15No horsing around.
14:18We're sorry.
14:22Just calm down.
14:23You're gonna get us out.
14:25Ow!
14:26What is this?
14:27The hole looks like one of them is rated ultra spicy.
14:31Where's my beer?
14:32It's gone!
14:34And no water?
14:36Osuki, a drink!
14:37Wait, just a sec, I'm still looking at the menu.
14:40I can't wait!
14:41Oh, guess what?
14:42I just found a drink I bet I can make for us.
14:44I should whip one up for you sometime.
14:46I'm begging you, please!
14:47Hurry!
14:53I thought I was a goner.
14:56Well, this is great.
14:57Guess I like yuzu liqueur.
14:59Excellent.
15:00Good for you.
15:04Another round!
15:05Now, wait a minute.
15:07What's up?
15:08You're really knocking them back there.
15:10Take it easy.
15:11This is your first time.
15:13Pardon me.
15:14You're yuzu.
15:15Much obliged!
15:19Really?
15:20Slow down!
15:21Then I'm totally fine!
15:23Uh-huh.
15:23How many is that anyway?
15:25Good question.
15:27Ah, great.
15:28Okay then,
15:29at least sneak some water in there.
15:34Crazy, right?
15:35Guess I must be some kind of heavyweight.
15:38Why don't you take a little breather?
15:40Pardon me.
15:41You're a yuzu!
15:43Yes!
15:46Thanks.
15:47Come back again.
15:51Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
15:53Are you feeling okay, Sakurai?
15:55You're kind of wobbly.
15:57Thankfully, you're the only one wobbling around here.
15:59Well, she started strong, but ended up exactly how I expected.
16:03I tried to jot down how much you drank, so you should look at this and stay under that next
16:07time.
16:08Got it?
16:08Wow, Sakurai.
16:09Yeah, you sure got tall all of a sudden.
16:12That's a utility pole.
16:13Would you please get a hold of yourself?
16:15Aw, come on, Sakurai.
16:17Carry me.
16:18Unhand me, woman!
16:22Piggyback.
16:23Oh, baby back.
16:24Stop!
16:24Your various parts are all up on me.
16:27Various parts?
16:28What the heck does that mean?
16:29What's touching you wearing, Lunar Boy?
16:32Jeez, she's an annoying drunk.
16:36Marking you with my scent.
16:38I can't send her off on her own like this.
16:41Here, stand up.
16:42I'll take you home.
16:43Aw, I don't want to go home.
16:46Let's drink some more at your place.
16:48Come on.
16:48No more alcohol, you dummy.
16:50Ken, would you stand up?
16:52You're flashing me.
16:53Who do you think you're calling a dummy, huh?
16:56Hey, by the way, did you know what time it is?
16:59Let's see.
17:01Is it really that late?
17:02Ha, that's too bad.
17:04No more trains for you.
17:05You little dummy, dummy, dumb butt.
17:07You're the dummy who can't get home, dummy.
17:10Let's just call a cab.
17:13Uzuki's crazy drinking drained me dry.
17:16There's an ATM.
17:19Ugh, but that access fee.
17:20And taxis will be charging pricey late-night fares.
17:23Should I let her stay over?
17:25No.
17:25Jeez.
17:26I can't think straight when I'm boozy.
17:28Quite the dilemma, huh?
17:31Be serious.
17:32You wouldn't abandon your friend far away from home, right?
17:37Don't tell me this was calculated from the get-go.
17:46Honestly, I don't even care anymore.
17:48I want water.
17:49Let's go in.
17:50Yeah, and alcohol!
17:52I want him to verify my age, because I'm 20 now!
17:54That's fine.
17:55Whatever.
17:57Hey, look.
17:57Just so you know, I only have a couple of covers.
18:01Wanna sleep together?
18:02No, I'm splitting it up!
18:04One blinkity!
18:09Sakurai.
18:11Hey, Sakurai.
18:13Don't pass out on me yet.
18:16I'm begging you, let me sleep.
18:18It's like 3 in the morning.
18:20Let's play a game.
18:21Please?
18:22That's a hard no.
18:23Maybe tomorrow.
18:27Are you really still drinking?
18:29Yep.
18:30Honestly.
18:31The sooner she learns about the horrors of alcohol, the better.
18:39Yep.
18:40Come morning, she'll know.
18:42Uh-oh.
18:42I really am fading.
18:44Fine.
18:45I'll just sleep right here.
18:47All right!
18:48No stun-locking moves this time, so let's get sparring!
18:52Hello?
18:54Hey!
18:54You asleep?
18:55Just kill me now.
18:57Hey, Sakurai.
18:58Are you asleep for real?
19:01Oh, well, well.
19:03You're gonna leave me awake on my own while you drift away?
19:07Just ignore her.
19:10Maybe a kiss will wake him up.
19:25See, I knew you were faking being asleep.
19:28Try not to let yourself get so worked up.
19:30It was just a joke.
19:31I was messing with you.
19:34But your reaction was pretty frantic there, big guy.
19:37Is it possible you've never been kissed before?
19:40No!
19:42Shut up!
19:42Go to sleep, you idiot!
19:48Now it's sleepy time.
20:02My head hurts.
20:03I'm dying.
20:05Yeah, you've got a hangover.
20:07Life's gonna suck for a while.
20:08I hate this.
20:10Why the heck are you just fine?
20:13Grown-ups drink in moderation to avoid this exact thing.
20:16What's moder-
20:18Listen, don't worry.
20:20Everyone has an alcohol screw-up or three.
20:22It's normal.
20:23Good thing your first time wasn't at some sketchy college party.
20:27None of this is good.
20:28I don't know.
20:30You did find your limit right off the bat.
20:33Great, he's in lecture mode.
20:35Although, you didn't drink much water either.
20:37That's what it takes to metabolize alcohol.
20:40If you alternate with rounds of water, you won't get sick.
20:43You should start feeling better this afternoon.
20:45Just have to tough it out till then.
20:48You listening?
20:50Wow, she really is in hell.
21:00The bigger the screw-up, the better the lesson.
21:02Next time, drink as much water as you do booze.
21:05No, it's fine because I'm never drinking again as long as I live.
21:11Probably for the best.
21:13Although, everyone with a hangover tends to say that.
21:16No, this is hell.
21:18Never, ever, ever again.
21:20Well, I'm gonna go hit the store.
21:22You hold down the fort.
21:24Rest up, okay?
21:25Oh, Sakurai.
21:29Uh-huh.
21:32Thanks a lot for being with me last night at the pub.
21:37It was so awesome.
21:38I'm sure I'll never forget that.
21:42I'm really happy you enjoyed your birthday.
21:45Oh, right.
21:45Almost forgot.
21:46You're officially 20 now, Uzuki.
21:53Happy birthday.
21:55Good day.
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