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00:02I can't hang out with you anymore.
00:07It's just... I did it again. I've done something that can't be undone.
00:12Wait, calm down and tell me what's going on, okay?
00:15I would, but I don't want to be a bother.
00:19You're being ridiculous and you know it. If there's any way I can help out, I will.
00:26Maybe?
00:28Maybe? I mean, would you seriously do anything?
00:32Well, within reason. What's with that weird face, though?
00:36As it turns out, I haven't even touched that big report I had for homework over the summer break and
00:41now I'm totally screwed.
00:43Huh?
00:44I know. It's the same problem as last year.
00:47So dumb.
00:48Why do they give us summer homework anyway? I'll never understand why they insist on torturing us students.
00:53Now my mom is super pissed, of course, and my little brother's teasing me hardcore. It's awful.
00:59Did you seriously just close the door on me?
01:02Look, if you want to keep hanging out till the end of the summer, then you've got to help me
01:05with my report.
01:06No way! You can go do it yourself!
01:08Oh, come on, please. How could I?
01:10I can't. I can't.
01:12Good grief.
01:13She's hopeless.
01:39Let's do this.
02:05Let's do this.
02:25Let's do this.
02:51Yes, that sounds like Hana all right.
02:53It's honestly not funny anymore.
02:55She's getting more comfortable by the day.
02:58For real, I think she must have been hiding her claws back when we were in high school.
03:04Interesting.
03:05Oh, here. Let me handle the heavy stuff.
03:07Come on. This is nothing.
03:14Bloss!
03:17Aw, you threw out your back? That hasn't happened in a while.
03:21Yes. I think we'll close for the day.
03:24This one is bad. I need the chiropractor.
03:28Right. Looks like we don't have much choice.
03:31Who here has a driver's license?
03:33I do.
03:34I'm making my dad an appointment at the clinic.
03:37Would you mind taking him? You can use our car.
03:39In the meantime, Hana, you and I will close up.
03:42Yep, we got it.
03:44Or actually, I could always try being acting manager for the day.
03:51I'm not sure how much of your fervor the customers could take. Shut it down.
04:00Thanks for helping me close up the shop.
04:03Here, on the house.
04:04Aw, thank you. I was thirsty.
04:08How does it compare to my dad's brew?
04:10It's good.
04:12I do appreciate the depth of flavor in his coffee, but I really like the fresh taste of yours, too.
04:18So, hey, will you inherit the cafe from him one day?
04:22Yeah, I'd like to inherit it for sure.
04:24Unless I take it first.
04:27Okay, that seemed unnecessarily threatening.
04:31But I doubt that'll be happening anytime soon.
04:34There's so much I still need to be able to run a successful business.
04:38I could definitely use a driver's license, for starters.
04:41Thank goodness Sakurai was around today. We got lucky.
04:52Yeah, it's true. Classic Sakurai.
04:54Silly but accommodating.
04:56You've made good use of him here.
04:58He's not a tool, Hana.
05:00Huh?
05:02What did I say?
05:04It's nothing.
05:06So tell me, what were you and our dear Sakurai like in high school?
05:10You were in the swim club together, weren't you?
05:13Did you used to flirt or hang out like you do now?
05:16Oh, no, the funny thing is we actually only started hanging out a little while after we started college.
05:22Huh? That's kind of surprising.
05:25We only saw each other for club business in high school.
05:28Even the first time we met, it was, uh, club related.
05:33What? The swim club?
05:35I don't know how I feel about that. I've never been much of a swimmer.
05:38No, you could be a manager. You're not in any club yet, right? We can both join.
05:43Plus, I know some cute third years in it from middle school. Please?
05:47Um, I'll have to think about it.
05:50Stop thinking. I'm too chicken to go on.
05:56Listen up. We have two new first-year managers joining us today. You guys look after them, got it?
06:05That's enough. Cut it out.
06:08As you can see, we've got a pretty big roster here. It won't be easy, but do your best.
06:13Got it.
06:14Okay.
06:16This is one of our third-year managers, and I've asked her to show you the ropes. All yours.
06:21Thanks, Cap.
06:23Welcome, girls.
06:24Thanks for having us.
06:26Thank you for having us.
06:27Let me explain what you'll be doing first.
06:29Morning.
06:30Uh, oh, hey, Sakurai.
06:32Sorry I'm late. I was just cleaning up.
06:34Look, we've got two new first-year managers joining us.
06:38Yeah? That's something.
06:40Uh, nice to meet you.
06:43What's up? Sakurai's second year.
06:50I'm gonna go warm up.
06:51Cool, see ya.
06:52That was terrifying.
06:55His eyes are so fierce.
06:57He's a freaking student here.
06:58It's my first day, and I'm ready to quit.
07:01He's scary as heck.
07:03Just, no!
07:06You okay?
07:08So, yeah.
07:09That first impression was not the best.
07:11Huh, you know, his eyes have never really bothered me all that much.
07:17No worries.
07:18Because I learned that he's a serious, earnest person at heart.
07:50Good job, man.
07:51Friendly here as time passed.
07:54You even sound like him now.
07:57Huh?
07:59Huh?
08:00Huh?
08:01Yeah.
08:01You know you're a little more sincere than you used to be.
08:05Huh?
08:06Wait a minute.
08:07Wait a minute.
08:08Do you really not see how you've softened up a bit since you've been hanging out?
08:15I'll be on my way!
08:17That's enough reminiscing for now.
08:20Sorry, um, I guess I must have touched a nerve there, huh?
08:24Seriously, though, you hadn't noticed?
08:27No, so I'll be off!
08:30Bye!
08:34Crap, did I just dig up a landmon?
08:37Or the greatest treasure chest that ever was?
08:44Either way, I've got to get her to talk!
08:50Question, what suck would I like when he's really drunk?
08:59I just realized I've never actually seen him under the influence of anything.
09:03I mean, does he cry, laugh, get combative?
09:05I can't even picture it.
09:07Well, in my experience, usually a person will reveal whatever they've been holding back.
09:13Personally, I'd like to hope he's a stripped-naked kind of drunk.
09:16That's personal, all right.
09:18Although, Sakurai can definitely hold his liquor, so maybe it never gets the best of him.
09:24Look, Saku's no lightweight, that's for sure.
09:26He's overdone it.
09:27It's just that he knows his limits, so I think in general he tries to stick to them.
09:32Aha!
09:33So, one of those rare beasties known as Sakurai's friends has actually seen him drunk in the wild!
09:38Rare beastie friends?
09:39Could you not?
09:40Talk!
09:41Tell me everything!
09:42How much booze does he have to put away?
09:44Hey, hold on.
09:46Are you trying to go after Saku while he's wasted?
09:48You're gross.
09:49No, I just hate that he's seen my booze-related humiliations.
09:53I'm trying to drag him down with me, naturally.
09:56You've got no one to blame for that but yourself.
09:58Please, Sakaki!
10:00This is the perfect time for scheming since he's gone!
10:02We can't let it go to waste!
10:04Okay, famous last words, but I guess you can't cause too much trouble.
10:09This should provide quality entertainment.
10:12Woohoo!
10:13Thanks!
10:14I can't wait!
10:15Guess we'll need to plan some kind of party.
10:17When's a good time?
10:19Given how it went with you last time, Ami, I think I'll go it alone.
10:27Oh no!
10:29Hana's mad at me!
10:31Fascinating.
10:32Whatever did you do to make Hana shut you out, oh daughter of mine?
10:40Hey, you're here.
10:41Come on in.
10:42Yep, right on time.
10:45Why'd you want to come over for a drink all of a sudden?
10:48Wait, hold up.
10:49What?
10:50I finished my report, okay?
10:52Oh, you did?
10:53Well, that's good.
10:55Yeah, so let's go all out today.
10:58I brought food so I can handle the cooking, see?
11:02Getting back home is the hard part with Saku, so he rarely drinks when he's out.
11:06Which means he's more likely to lower his guard at his place.
11:09Phase one, check.
11:12Wow, you really are a great cook, Uzuki.
11:17Go on, eat up!
11:19Don't mind if I do.
11:21Who knew you could actually make chili shrimp at home?
11:29You're a total pro.
11:30Well, that is an exaggeration.
11:36Put out spicy snacks with a lot of flavor to keep him drinking.
11:40And then...
11:41Hey, I brought some DVDs, wanna watch?
11:44We've got five different killer shark choices.
11:47Oh!
11:49Keep him good and distracted so he's less likely to notice how many drinks he's throwing back.
11:54Phases two and three, check.
12:01And since Saku tends to keep pace with whoever he's with, if you're drinking, he'll naturally keep drinking, too.
12:08Pretend.
12:09Just pretend.
12:10Here!
12:11You ready for another one?
12:13Thanks.
12:22And now it's time for the main event, my darling Sakurai!
12:26When Saku's drunk, he's useless.
12:30Meaning what?
12:32Meaning he can hold a conversation, but I wouldn't trust the guy to put together a piece of furniture.
12:36And he starts looking stupidly sloppy, too.
12:39Sloppy Saku.
12:41Yep, that does sound pretty useless.
12:44Nice for you.
12:46In that state, Saku can't lie, much less try to act cool.
12:50His mental defenses are basically zero at that point.
12:54He's big on minding his limits because he's not into showing that side of himself to anyone.
12:59Green lark.
13:01All right.
13:01Hey, mister.
13:03So is this what it looks like when you're feeling no pain, huh?
13:11I never dreamed of this level of vulnerability.
13:16Uzuki.
13:17What's up?
13:21That food was yummy.
13:23And you cooked it.
13:27I'm really glad you think so.
13:29Though I'd be even happier if you could give me your honest opinions without first having to drown yourself in
13:34tons of alcohol.
13:36Can't do it.
13:38Too shy.
13:39Does that mean you've been holding some things back?
13:42Because if so, here's your big chance to come out with all the stuff you couldn't see before.
14:02You're cooking.
14:04I love it.
14:11Oh, my God.
14:13Oh, my God.
14:13Oh, my God.
14:16Oh, my God.
14:24Not really what I expected to walk into.
14:30Wow.
14:30Good thing I told Uzuki to leave the door unlocked.
14:34Hey, Saku.
14:35You okay?
14:38It's Rito.
14:39What are you...
14:41Forget that.
14:42Come on.
14:43Get your butt over to your futon and lay down.
14:45Okay.
14:52Let's get you covered up, too, Uzuki.
14:55Yeah, I want to...
15:02Sweet dreams, kiddos.
15:04I'll look up for you.
15:06Yeah.
15:07Thanks, you guys.
15:11I hope you sleep well.
15:15Hold on.
15:17Something's kind of weird about this.
15:21But what is it?
15:44Why is she on my futon?
15:46Why is she on my futon?
15:51Hmm, I see.
15:53Let me get this straight.
15:54Neither of you can remember anything about last night, right?
15:59Correct.
16:00I get that.
16:01But you didn't have to come in on your day off, you know.
16:05Especially since I gave you the day off on purpose.
16:09Um, how about this?
16:10Try remembering events in order one by one.
16:14One by one?
16:16I remember cooking, for sure.
16:18Bringing the stuff to make a shrimp dinner.
16:21And eating and drinking while we watched movies.
16:24Yeah, that shark slammed into that one guy.
16:27You know, the hero in the third movie who then got reincarnated into some fantasy world.
16:31And I was like, whoa, dude, he's crazy strong.
16:34For some reason, that's all I can remember, though.
16:37Movie sounds like a winner.
16:39And after that, I remember enjoying Sakurai's pitiful tipsiness for a while.
16:44Hey.
16:45Pretty sure it was extremely amusing.
16:47Hey.
16:48Then, when I woke up, we were in the same futon.
16:57Sorry.
16:58Would you mind saying that again?
17:00Well, listen extra closely this time.
17:03Talk about an obvious bribe.
17:05You heard me perfectly.
17:09When I woke up, Uzuki was beside me.
17:13Anything happen?
17:16No, we didn't do anything.
17:17I seriously can't remember what happened last night.
17:20If you don't remember, then you can't be sure of what you did either way.
17:25Right?
17:26You really are a pain.
17:28Especially at times like this.
17:30Okay, look.
17:31I was actually there, and I'm saying nothing happened.
17:33Isn't that enough for you?
17:34Who's up to people and nothing happened?
17:37That's the problem here!
17:39You're mad at me?
17:40Help me out here, Uzuki.
17:42Tell them.
17:43You were up later than I was, yeah?
17:46Dunno.
17:46I'm trying to remember, but it's all so fuzzy.
17:49I can't say for sure that I was.
17:51I mean, I can't say anything for certain, so...
17:58I love...
18:00What are you grinning about?
18:02What grin?
18:03I was just yawning.
18:07Admit it.
18:07You don't remember anything from last night, do you?
18:10Uh-uh.
18:11Oh, something definitely happened.
18:14Something good, I think.
18:16But even so...
18:18All we can do now is imagine whatever marvelous event it might have been!
18:21I should have shown up even if I had to force my way in!
18:25Enough!
18:26Why?
18:27Why is my daughter like this?
18:29Next time you have to let me tag along!
18:32Promise!
18:33Of course.
18:34That's fine with me.
18:35Yeah, let's do your place again.
18:37What's the big rush?
18:38Oh, just shut up and buy a guest bouton, would you?
18:41How about you go home?
18:43Hey, I know.
18:44Let's do it again tonight.
18:45Two nights in a row, pretty wild.
18:48Are you crazy?
18:50Classes start back up tomorrow.
18:55Obviously.
18:57Oh, interesting.
19:00So that means...
19:03Our summer break is over?
19:06Dead and gone.
19:07She's acting as if it's the end of the world.
19:10For real?
19:11You just realized this?
19:14Well then, I guess...
19:16I'll just sleep until winter break.
19:20Is hanging out the only thing you ever think about?
19:30Hana!
19:31It's time to wake up, Han!
19:34Okay.
19:40Good morning!
19:57Hey, Mom!
19:58Hana's looking even dopier than usual,
20:00and it's freaking me out!
20:02Shut your piehole, kitty.
20:05Here.
20:06A strong cup of coffee for your first day back at college.
20:10Try and perk up a bit?
20:11Okay.
20:13Some college student.
20:15Way to set an example.
20:17See you later!
20:28Huh?
20:33Hey, good morning, Sakurai!
20:36Oh, Uzuki.
20:37Morning.
20:38So, you made it on campus.
20:40I was sure you'd just whine and moan about classes again.
20:44I'm a slacker, but I'm not a total idiot.
20:47Though, it's true.
20:48I'm still feeling about 90% of that terrible end of summer shock from yesterday.
20:52You're not even a little bit over it.
20:55I know!
20:56It's because we didn't hang out nearly enough!
20:58If it were always summer,
21:00then you and I could spend so much more time together.
21:02You're being ridiculous.
21:06Too harsh!
21:08Sakurai!
21:08You need to at least pretend to consider a woman's feelings!
21:12What I meant was,
21:12it doesn't have to be summer for us to hang.
21:15We'll always be together.
21:17Huh?
21:23Huh?
21:24Something wrong?
21:25What is it?
21:31Wait, back up!
21:32What I said, it meant...
21:34I mean, it didn't!
21:35All I was trying to say is that we still have plenty of time before we graduate!
21:39Not whatever it is that you were thinking!
21:42Oh?
21:43And whatever do you think I was thinking, huh?
21:47Damn you, girl!
21:48I'm a woman, thank you very much!
21:50And if you want to hang out so badly,
21:52I guess I'll have to apply!
21:54Don't be shy!
21:55You can go ahead and thank me now!
21:58Are you kidding me with this smug crap?
22:00You know what you are?
22:04Annoying as hell!
22:05Come on, motor boy!
22:07Let's go hang out!
22:37Let's go hang out!
22:55Let's go hang out!
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