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00:03Darjeeling?
00:04Or maybe chamomile would be better?
00:06Oh, I just don't know.
00:08I really should have asked Hana which tea would be best before she left earlier.
00:13You're all I have. Don't you understand?
00:17Please, can you imagine if you were being serious?
00:20I'm far too old for you.
00:22I am serious, I swear.
00:25Wow, that's a big age difference.
00:30Oh my, Hana's friend should be here soon.
00:34I do hope they're nice.
01:00Oh my, Hana's friend should be here soon.
01:03Oh my, Hana's friend should be here soon.
01:06Oh my, Hana's friend should be here soon.
01:21Oh my, Hana's friend should be here soon.
01:24Oh my, Hana's friend should be here soon.
01:30Oh my, Hana's friend should be here soon.
01:43Enjoy, enjoy, enjoy.
01:45Yo, yo, yo, yo, and the relation.
01:47Deské, deské.
01:48Dake to, kake biki, just shit, so gay.
01:51Kimayori, kimagure, kimawani, maってる.
01:55Ah, sasou de koshi nan te.
01:58Oh, I can't even think of that.
01:59I can't even think of that.
02:01I can't even think of that.
02:13For the mess I've made.
02:14But my mom's already said you don't have to.
02:17Stop, you gave me too much.
02:20If you won't take it, then I'll just have to return it directly.
02:24It's only too much because you bought such a cheap replacement.
02:27This was your chance to get a good one.
02:31Hmm.
02:33You sure are quiet today.
02:36Hold on a second.
02:37Are you actually nervous?
02:39Don't tell me, is this your first time ever visiting a girl's house?
02:42That's correct.
02:43And I think I might just throw up.
02:45Boy, you surrender fast when you're cornered.
02:48What do you think my home's like, anyway?
02:50You act like you're walking into a haunted house.
02:53Don't worry, we'll get gobbled up or anything.
02:57And we have all-you-can-pet cats.
03:01Wow, talk about a 180.
03:04Are you only doing this because there will be cats?
03:07Yeah, why? Is it pet obvious?
03:12Well, now I'm ticked.
03:14Okay, here we are.
03:16Don't worry.
03:17I told Mom I'd be bringing you along.
03:21I'm here.
03:23Hi, honey.
03:24Glad you're back.
03:25I'm Hana's mom.
03:27Hana, is this the college friend you've mentioned?
03:30She's told me an awful lot about you.
03:38Scary.
03:39He's got such a penetrating glare.
03:42This is no ordinary fellow.
03:44He's so intense.
03:46Also, she never told me her older friend was a boy.
03:50Anyway, you're very welcome here.
03:53Thank you, ma'am.
03:54I'm Sakurai.
03:55I owe you.
03:57You replaced my futon.
03:58I'm so grateful.
04:00My.
04:01He's more well-mannered than he looks.
04:04However, I'd like to return some of what you gave me since it was more than I needed.
04:10Little overwhelmed here.
04:12His eyes are so fierce.
04:14Hey, mister.
04:15Quit standing around chatting in the foyer and come in already.
04:19What?
04:19He's coming in?
04:21I'll return the money and be on my way.
04:23Of course.
04:24We mustn't keep him.
04:32Very well.
04:34If you insist.
04:40Okay.
04:41I think I understand the situation.
04:44You're saying that Hana offered too much money for the futon,
04:48so you want to give back the rest.
04:50That's right.
04:51I tried to give it to Hana, but she wouldn't take it.
04:54I hate to barge in on you,
04:56but returning it directly was the right thing to do.
04:58He used my name?
05:01Honey?
05:02A word?
05:04Huh?
05:04What's up?
05:07All you've ever told me is you're spending time with a good friend at college.
05:11Since when do you spend the night at a boy's place, you sneaky little thing?
05:15That hurts.
05:16Should have seen this coming.
05:19He's one of the good ones, though, really, I swear.
05:22Young lady, you know that's not the point.
05:25You might be just fine, but Sakurai still...
05:27Well, he's...
05:28You know...
05:30Can't even argue.
05:33I think I get what's happening.
05:35This girl of mine has actually been a terrible bother to you, hasn't she?
05:39Oh, no.
05:40Don't say that.
05:42But yes.
05:43Please, do continue.
05:45Sakurai!
05:46What the heck, dude?
05:47So my looking after you is nothing but a big bother, really?
05:51No, I wouldn't say that's exactly true.
05:53About one time out of ten, I'm grateful for it.
05:55That's a crap average!
05:56You suck!
05:58I think I'm getting a pretty clear idea of how their time together has been going.
06:03Goodness.
06:04They do seem awfully close, though.
06:07I think Sakurai must be good for Hana.
06:10Both as an upperclassman and as a friend.
06:13He may look a little frightening, but he seems normal enough.
06:17All that worry for nothing.
06:20Still, my Hana bringing a boy home to meet me?
06:23It could be that I'll have some other things to worry about before too long.
06:27Or not!
06:29Huh?
06:30Am I imagining it?
06:32Or is Sakurai staring right at me?
06:34Well, not at me.
06:36At my...
06:37chest?
06:42His eyes are fixed on this one spot.
06:44Shameless!
06:45We barely met and he's already after my body?
06:49He couldn't possibly want me and my daughter.
06:55Man, I love cats.
06:57You ready to start petting or what?
07:00Hana!
07:01I mean...
07:02If it's okay...
07:04What?
07:05Sakurai!
07:06You probably can't just yet.
07:08She's on high alert.
07:10She needs to approach you.
07:12Probably?
07:12Yet?
07:13She's kind of shy with strangers.
07:15What is she talking about?
07:17If you stop by enough, she'll get used to you.
07:20Believe me, before you know it, she's gonna end up chasing you down.
07:23Absolutely not.
07:24There is no chance of that.
07:26What are you even saying?
07:27And right in front of your mother?
07:29You're right.
07:31Man, not gonna fly today.
07:33Huh?
07:36But soon, I want to hold her.
07:41Okay, now that we've settled things, guess I'll get going.
07:45What?
07:46You're leaving so soon?
07:47Yeah.
07:48I don't want to overstay my welcome.
07:50Well, I, um...
07:52Then why don't I come to your place?
07:53We can get some gaming in.
07:55Sure, whatever.
07:58Sorry to intrude.
08:00Goodbye.
08:01I'll see you later, Mom, okay?
08:05Why is my heart pounding?
08:07The heck is going on with me?
08:09Meow.
08:15Thanks so much.
08:16Come again.
08:17Here you go, Mom.
08:19Thanks, honey.
08:20I have to get back to work so you can relax and enjoy that.
08:24Good luck.
08:25I'll be here.
08:28I'm so glad I could see Hana working at her first job.
08:31And I'm glad I'm getting to see this side of her.
08:36But...
08:39I never thought Sakurai would be here, too.
08:43Well, hello.
08:45I heard through the grapevine that you're Hana's mom.
08:47So, yarr.
08:49It's very nice to meet you.
08:51You've been so kind to my daughter.
08:53No, no.
08:54She's good to us.
08:55Hana's an extremely hard worker, you know.
08:57I understand this is her first part-time job, too.
09:01Guess it's her cheery disposition that helps her develop such a rapport with customers.
09:05Oh, wow.
09:06Is that right?
09:07I'm so glad to hear it.
09:09Totally.
09:09She's a big hit with all our regulars, too.
09:12See?
09:14Oh, my gosh.
09:15Are you serious?
09:16As a heart attack.
09:18Hello there.
09:19Hi, Hana.
09:21The children absolutely adore her.
09:24And she's always more than happy to spend time with him when they're bored.
09:27Only when she's finished with her work, of course.
09:30Wow.
09:31That's fantastic.
09:32Thank you for this.
09:33Truly.
09:35As a mother, I was honestly worried about her, but I feel a little better now.
09:40Yep.
09:41I'm also a parent.
09:42That kind of concern never goes away.
09:45When it comes down to it, turning customers into fans is the service industry's goal.
09:51After all, a fan is a frequent visitor.
09:54Hana gives them a reason to come, which gives us a big advantage.
09:57It's not something a first-timer is usually able to pull off.
10:01You've got yourself a winner.
10:03Oh, my.
10:04This high praise is almost more than I can bear to hear.
10:07I am thrilled to know that she's so useful.
10:10Full disclosure, there's one more notable factor that tends to bring in moms like them on the regular.
10:18Oh, do you mean Sakurai?
10:22Ah, you know him already then?
10:25Yes, just a little, of course.
10:27His eyes are fierce at first, but once you're past that, he's a hottie.
10:31I mean, he's tall, slim, and fit.
10:34With a nice personality and good manners.
10:36He checks all the boxes.
10:39Well, yes, I guess when you put it like that, he does seem like a catch.
10:44He used to be an athlete, so he's always respectful to the authority figures in his life.
10:48But what I'd say about him more than anything else is that he's dignified.
10:53That's the truth.
10:54Really?
10:55Isn't that lovely?
10:56You know those moms are all about stepping by if they can chat with a handsome young man and have
11:01somebody look after their kids.
11:02I mean, aren't you kidding me?
11:03We are so making bank of those two.
11:06Would you mind not speaking in such shady terms about your father's cafe?
11:10I can definitely understand how he'd make lots of fans.
11:14But Sakurai himself, I mean, what about him?
11:19Huh.
11:20I don't understand.
11:22Oh, well, I was just wondering.
11:24Um, how do I put this?
11:26For example,
11:29Uh,
11:30Is he into,
11:32like, married women?
11:34Older women?
11:38Wait.
11:39So is she?
11:42Hey, boss.
11:44Now that the beans are here, I'll go get the stock room sorted.
11:48Oh, cool. I'll help.
11:52There appears to be a significant misunderstanding.
11:57It's all right. You can relax. I promise you he's no cougar hunter.
12:01He's just a certifiable doofus.
12:04Oh my goodness. Is he really?
12:06Yeah.
12:06He's always been prone to taking things the wrong way.
12:10Married women? Yikes.
12:12She's right. Have no fear.
12:14Because believe it or not, he and your daughter work beautifully together.
12:17Married women.
12:21Right, yes, of course they do.
12:23I don't know what I was thinking.
12:25Oh, I'm just mortified.
12:27Forget I said anything.
12:29How was I even saying anything?
12:30She blushes exactly like her daughter.
12:33Is that a coffee bean?
12:35Yep.
12:36That's right. And you have to properly mature these babies.
12:42Hana!
12:43I'm going to be on my way now.
12:46Interesting.
12:46So wait, does that mean you prefer ones that are more mature?
12:50Huh?
12:50Oh, yeah, I guess.
12:52Older the better.
12:53That would be my preference for sure.
12:55Like, there's just this overall richness to them.
12:59Huh?
13:00Richness?
13:01But someone experienced would try them just like that, right?
13:04Ah!
13:05Apparently.
13:06Gotta take it easy, though.
13:09Overindulge and you might get so excited that you can't even sleep.
13:12Oh, gosh.
13:13Excited?
13:15Wanna try with what we have?
13:17I mean, now's your chance.
13:19I can't right now.
13:23Although,
13:25I plan on getting a good taste before long.
13:29Ah!
13:31Ha! You're an old stickler, you know.
13:33Come on, cut it out.
13:35I knew it.
13:37He has his eye on me.
13:46Yes!
13:48I win again, sucker.
13:49You sure are a wimp, aren't you?
13:53What'd you expect?
13:54I've never played this game before.
13:56You know that's a crappy excuse, loser.
13:59After all, I only bought this game two days ago.
14:03Though, I admit I practiced yesterday.
14:06I trained hard so I could kick your butt.
14:09You play dirty!
14:11If I get to see you frustrated,
14:13I'll do pretty much anything.
14:15You're proud of that?
14:16You chicken!
14:17Oh, is it the sad howl of a dog with its tail between its legs?
14:21Oh, poor loser pooch.
14:24I'm gonna go grab a drink.
14:26Grab one for me, too!
14:29What?
14:29You lost, right?
14:31If you ask me, one favor is actually the least you could do.
14:34Don't you think?
14:36Yeah, fine, whatever.
14:39Aw, man!
14:41What a missed opportunity to make it interesting.
14:43Like loser runs to the store to buy the winner.
14:46A new, slightly pricier pudding.
14:49Great.
14:50You win one game and then you act like you own the place.
14:53And to think,
14:54your mom is so kind and warm and soft-spoken.
14:57Huh?
15:06How could it?
15:07It came out great again.
15:11Huh?
15:13But we can't.
15:14I have a husband.
15:15What does that matter, honey?
15:17No, so stressful.
15:19I can't believe he's confessing his love like this.
15:23Huh?
15:27What a nice soak.
15:34Honey, what do you need?
15:39I don't need anything.
15:43Poor thing is stressed.
15:45Maybe she needs a hot bath.
15:47Could I get the check, please?
15:51Please come again.
15:52We look forward to it.
15:53So visit soon.
15:55Uzuki, you okay?
15:58No, no, no.
15:59Don't pay attention to me.
16:03Normally she's all...
16:05Thanks, guys!
16:06Will you do it right?
16:11That's cold!
16:12Listen, jerk.
16:13I know you did something.
16:14Take that!
16:15Yes, I did!
16:16Okay?
16:18Just stop flicking water.
16:20You win!
16:21Now I understand.
16:23It's no wonder Hana's mad at you.
16:26You're such a tactless brute.
16:28Ugh.
16:29Hmm.
16:30Though it's great to be courteous with our customers,
16:32she's throwing our regulars for a loop.
16:35So what should we do?
16:38I'm finished tidying the place.
16:40Huh?
16:41Wow.
16:42Goodness, you three.
16:43I know we have no customers,
16:45but you can't just stand around chatting.
16:50What the heck's up with you, Sakurai?
16:52Why are you staring at me like that?
16:55Would you cut that out?
16:57Sorry, what might that be?
16:59The entire way you're talking and acting.
17:01It's super weird, so give it a rest.
17:04Oh, but just yesterday you told me to mind my manners, right?
17:07And today you're telling me to stop?
17:10What am I gonna do with you?
17:13You have to go back to your annoying self, please.
17:15It's freaking me out.
17:17And no more of that silly giggle.
17:18I'm begging you.
17:19Gosh, are you all right, Sakurai?
17:21If you're feeling unwell, perhaps you'd like a rest?
17:26Don't worry.
17:27I'll cover your share of work.
17:28It's not a problem.
17:40Why is it that you seem so tortured whenever someone is nice to you?
17:46Please, you mustn't overexert yourself.
17:49I beg you.
17:50Why, if anything were to happen to you, I would just...
17:53Enough! Quit screwing around, damn you!
17:55What's all this fake, polite crap?
17:57Go back to your usual screwing around!
17:59Okay, calm down, Sakurai.
18:02Your words are getting jumbled, which doesn't help.
18:05Know what, Sakurai?
18:06Hana's just fine, however she wants to act.
18:10We'll meet again soon!
18:12Until then, do look after your health.
18:15Begging your pardon!
18:17I think I foresee a new service offering.
18:20Ami, back off a little, would you?
18:23If you find it unpleasant, I suppose I could always stop.
18:27Really?
18:28First, however, fess up.
18:31Isn't there something you'd like to say, Sakurai?
18:36Yeah, right.
18:37Me say something to you?
18:39Besides, the only thing I could say right now is...
18:42That!
18:46Okay, I messed up.
18:48I'm sorry.
18:53As long as you know that.
18:57I spy the unlikely side of the fierce and hulking Sakurai meekly eating crow.
19:02Dude, are you kidding me?
19:03The housewife market would eat that up!
19:05Ami, could you be quiet, please?
19:08I prefer the usual Usuki.
19:11Huh?
19:12Ah, there it is.
19:14We're witnessing Sakurai's famous...
19:20Oh, look at her.
19:22It's working!
19:24Hmm?
19:26Oh, of course.
19:27This is so like you, Sakurai.
19:30Huh?
19:30What is?
19:31I'll tell you what!
19:33The way you always say stuff without even thinking about it!
19:36What the?
19:37Pot meat kettle, thank you!
19:39Hey, this is all your fault anyway!
19:41You can suck it!
19:42No, it's all because you got carried away!
19:44I just had the best idea ever!
19:46Can we have them start taking on different personas for the customers?
19:48Maybe Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays?
19:50I know the older ladies in particular will love meekin' my own Sakurai!
19:54If we do that, we could hardly call ourselves a cafe anymore.
19:57Could you please stop trying to put different spins on your father's business plan?
20:00Know what your problem is?
20:02I sure do, and it's you!
20:04Hey, no fighting!
20:06Huh?
20:09Hmm...
20:09Oh.
20:11Welcome, dear.
20:13Hey, now.
20:13I'm sorry about that.
20:15She knows it's rude to butt into things.
20:17Don't worry.
20:18We call this kind of fight a lover's quarrel.
20:22It is not!
20:23No, wait, dude!
20:24Here.
20:25You can have this.
20:27Make up, okay?
20:33New low.
20:34We just got scolded by a little kid.
20:36She got us good.
20:39Hey, you were saying some pretty weird stuff back there, though.
20:42Which stuff?
20:44Well, you know, like, about the usual Uzuki.
20:51If I'm not careful, my expression will slip.
20:55Hey, look.
20:58We have that ticket.
21:00Let's do it!
21:01Agreed.
21:04Wait, that means...
21:06Looks like congratulations are in order!
21:10Huh?
21:11You've won the grand prize!
21:12A two-night, one-day trip for two to Tokeri!
21:16Uh...
21:17Wait, what?
21:25Wow, they really went all out in the airport, huh?
21:31Uh, I hate to ask this now.
21:33What's up?
21:34Are you sure you're okay with me coming with you?
21:38What are you talking about, weirdo?
21:40It's your trip, too!
21:41We won this prize together!
21:42I hate to be so close!
21:43I'm out of the deep, kid!
21:45This is my very first time in Tokeri.
21:47Just look at you.
21:48Your eyes are totally different.
21:49It's like they're kinder or something.
21:51Oh, shut up.
21:52Hey, those glasses actually make you look like...
21:55Oh, come on!
21:55It should be obvious here!
21:57Can it?
21:58You didn't even let me finish my sentence!
22:00Oh, come on!
22:57Oh, come on!
23:00The door opens the door
23:03One, two, the sound of a knock
23:08I can't hear the feeling
23:12I can't hear the feeling
23:15In the bright light on the inside
23:20I'm just kidding
23:21No koto kakurembo shiteru
23:25Isuka gitto
23:27Mi-tsukete ne
23:30Nante ne
23:37I don't get it. Why Totori?
23:38Well, Ami, let me explain.
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