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00:03Edie Britt had always thought of herself as passionate.
00:08Aggressively, relentlessly, violently passionate.
00:14Carlos Solis had always thought of himself as passionate.
00:19Romantically, spontaneously, constantly passionate.
00:26So it was natural for Edie and Carlos to assume that if they ever had sex, it would be amazing.
00:33And in fact, it was. Amazingly bad.
00:40Morning. Morning.
00:44So, uh, last night.
00:46Yeah, I know. Wow.
00:50Super wow.
00:56Is that clock right?
00:58Oh man, I gotta get to work.
00:59Yeah, I gotta get home.
01:03So, uh, I wish you'd do this again.
01:06Oh, definitely.
01:08This week doesn't seem to be that great. Maybe...
01:10Ugh, next week I'm swamped.
01:12Oh, I figured something out of me.
01:15It was at that moment Edie and Carlos had the exact same thought.
01:21Uh...
01:24No.
01:27They would definitely be having sex again.
01:31Just not...
01:33With each other.
01:38It's so easy to spot the lonely ones.
01:43They're the people who tell stories to their plants.
01:46I kinda like him.
01:48And whisper secrets to their pets.
01:50I'm gonna even talk to my boyfriend if he wants.
01:51Come on, Lewis! Ain't no basketball.
01:52And have arguments for their TV.
01:55He's running like his feet are made out of land.
01:57And the loneliest of all are the ones who talk to people.
02:00You know what I think, Gilbert.
02:02People who are no longer there.
02:04Phone's gonna ring any second.
02:06It's gonna be Lynette begging me to come over early.
02:10Did I tell you that Tom had surgery on his back last week?
02:14Yeah.
02:15That idiot's flat on his ass while Lynette brings home the bacon again.
02:19Eh, I shouldn't judge.
02:21Plenty of people didn't get what I saw in you.
02:23Won't name names.
02:25My sister, Gail.
02:27We always told her that we thought of name-calling and dish-throwing.
02:33We really loved each other.
02:36Bet you're fifty bucks, isn't it?
02:39Hello?
02:41You're Lewis, Gilbert.
02:43What's up?
02:43I have to get to the restaurant early.
02:45Is there any way you could come over and get the kids off to school?
02:48Hey, why am I seeing pajamas get dressed?
02:50Yeah, they are ready to go, so what do you say?
02:52Okay.
02:53Oh, great.
02:54Thanks.
02:55I owe you big time.
02:56Okay, bye.
02:57Alright.
02:57I am heading out of here.
02:59Wish me luck.
03:00More interviews this morning?
03:01Yeah, but don't worry.
03:02I am gonna find you the assistant manager of your dreams.
03:05Are you sure?
03:05Because the last ten resumes you showed me-
03:07Yeah, I know.
03:08I know.
03:09Bottom of the barrel.
03:10Convicts and losers.
03:11You were clear about that last night.
03:12And make sure that they really know how to wrangle the employees.
03:14Like Kim, she never buses her tables.
03:16I'm the one that told you that.
03:18Oh, you're right.
03:19Hey honey, I had an idea about the specials for today.
03:22I was thinking goat cheese and mushrooms.
03:24Oh, for God's sake, Tom.
03:30I'm gonna be late for the interviews.
03:32I really should go.
03:32Honey, I'm sorry.
03:33I'm sorry.
03:34I know I am driving you crazy.
03:35It's just that I'm feeling so guilty laying here totally worthless
03:38while you run the restaurant and the house.
03:40It's okay.
03:41I am gonna find a way to make this all work and you just get better.
03:46Oh, Mrs. McCleskey.
03:47Perfect timing.
03:48Hey, make sure you have your cell phone with you.
03:51Then, while you're interviewing, I'll call.
03:53You can conference me in.
03:56That is a great idea.
04:00Hi.
04:01At some point Tom's gonna ask you to look for this.
04:03You will not find it.
04:06Love you!
04:11Here's your beer.
04:12Oh.
04:13Good job, Chipmunk.
04:14No phone this time.
04:16I tipped the glass just like you told me to.
04:18I think someone's ready to salt his first margarita glass.
04:24Mommy, do you have trouble going to sleep?
04:27No.
04:29Why'd you ask?
04:31Because I heard Carlos say you were bad in bed.
04:34What?
04:34Why do you say that?
04:36Do you have nightmares?
04:37Okay, sweetie.
04:39I need you to focus.
04:40What exactly did Carlos say and who did he say it to?
04:44I went to get my soccer ball from his yard.
04:46He was on the phone talking to someone.
04:48So, what does bad in bed mean?
04:52Well, it means that you're not good at making...
04:57your bed.
04:59And Mommy doesn't like people saying she can't make a bed because,
05:02trust me, nobody makes a bed as good as your Mommy.
05:07If you want.
05:08I can tell people you're good in bed.
05:11Hmm.
05:12No.
05:12No, no.
05:13That's fine, sweetie.
05:15If you want to help Mommy, just top off her breakfast.
05:27Susan, I'm, uh, by the orange stand. Where are you?
05:31The cheese stand?
05:33No, I don't mind you going back for free samples, but if you like it so much, why not just
05:36buy some?
05:38Yeah, of course, you're right.
05:39It always tastes better when it's free.
05:42Okay, then, please hurry.
05:45Oh.
05:46Hello.
05:49Hey.
05:50Boy, you're everywhere these days.
05:53Excuse me?
05:54Well, yesterday Susan and I ran into you at the post office, last week the movies. One might think you're
05:59following us.
06:00Trust me. One has better things to do than follow you around.
06:05And yet here you are.
06:07Again.
06:10Ian Fairview's a small town.
06:12You want distance? Move to the city.
06:22You've been awfully quiet since we left the market. Is everything okay?
06:26Um, well, since you asked, I'm having some problems at work.
06:30Really?
06:31Yes, we're in the midst of some corporate restructuring. I'm going to have to spend more time in London.
06:39Oh.
06:41Okay.
06:43And I was thinking, maybe you and I should just, uh, relocate.
06:49To London? Permanently?
06:51I know it's sudden, but...
06:53Yeah, it's sudden.
06:54Wow, my whole life is here. My friends, you know, Julie is still in school.
06:58Susan!
07:16Oh, my God. Are you okay?
07:18I'm fine. I'm fine.
07:20Okay. I didn't feel the car sinking. We're going to have to get to shore.
07:28Ian?
07:30How deep do you think this water is?
07:33Deep enough?
07:35Come on, let's move.
07:37Susan.
07:39I can't swim.
07:41What?
07:43You said you played water polo.
07:45I said polo, with horses.
07:47How can you not know how to swim? Didn't you go to summer camp?
07:50I stayed in the canoe. Let it go!
07:53Okay.
07:54Don't panic.
07:56Just grab onto my neck and I'll swim for the both of us.
07:59I'm twice your size. We might drown.
08:01Let's just stay here and think of something else.
08:04If you stay here, you'll definitely drown. You see how my plan is better?
08:14Oh! Look, there's somebody on the shore.
08:17What's going on?
08:18It's Mike! He's here!
08:21Of course he is.
08:22Mike!
08:36Okay, okay, okay, I can walk from here.
08:39Sorry, you were just gripping me so tight.
08:44Oh, my God.
08:46Mike, you saved our lives.
08:49And our cheese.
08:52Ian, can you believe it?
08:54Mike saved our cheese!
08:56Yes, he's quite the hero.
08:58Yeah. Good thing I was following you.
09:06Arnie, thanks for coming in.
09:08We will definitely keep you in mind.
09:11Okay.
09:14Come on, what was wrong with that guy?
09:17He kept asking what we do with the food people don't eat.
09:20All right, so he's a fat loser.
09:22Who'd you expect to get for $8.50 an hour?
09:25Well, that's what we pay you and you seem happy enough.
09:27Well, that's because I'm doing the beer delivery guy.
09:31Okay, my fault for asking.
09:34Uh, Rick Coletti?
09:38That's me.
09:39Great, come on over.
09:42Your application?
09:44Wait a second.
09:47Wait a second.
09:48It's been bothering me. Sorry.
09:50No, it's great. You can spell.
09:52You are now officially the frontrunner.
09:54Yeah, my, uh, grandma came over from Naples.
09:56I've been making calzonas since before you were born.
09:59How old do you think I am?
10:0230?
10:0231?
10:04Not afraid to shamelessly ask us.
10:06You are doing very well.
10:08Great.
10:08Want to skip ahead to the part where you hire me?
10:10Well, I should probably take a look at your application first.
10:14Okay.
10:16Okay, don't be afraid if you don't have a ton of experience.
10:18I realize for what we're paying, we're not exactly going to get a...
10:21Whoa!
10:23You were a sous chef at Cucina?
10:25Yeah.
10:26That's a five-star restaurant.
10:28Actually, four.
10:29Which is four more than we have.
10:31Yeah, but this place has character and charm and...
10:34a beautiful owner.
10:37Um, yeah, but seriously, why would a four-star chef want a slum at a pizza joint?
10:45Mrs. McCluskey?
10:47Mrs. McCluskey?
10:48I'm right here. Keep your shirt on.
10:50I need another pill.
10:52And please, tell the kids to turn down the TV.
10:56I yell, they turn it down.
10:57I walk away, they turn it up.
10:58Vicious circle.
10:59Surely you can control five little kids.
11:02Can I beat them?
11:03No.
11:04Then my hands are tied.
11:06Hi!
11:07I'm home, and I got good news.
11:09I found a new manager.
11:11That's terrific.
11:12Yeah.
11:12His name is Rick Coletti, and he was a sous chef at Cucina.
11:17Cucina?
11:17Why does he want to work at our place?
11:19Yeah, I had that exact same thought, and to be honest, he has a history.
11:23History?
11:23You know how stressful it is working at a four-star restaurant,
11:26and he, like many chefs, started using cocaine just to stay...
11:29Oh, no, no, no, no way.
11:30Well, he's been clean for almost a year.
11:32We're not at the Betty Ford Clinic.
11:33No, I know, but I've got a really good feeling about this guy,
11:36and all he wants is a fresh start.
11:37I am not gonna hire a junkie who's gonna turn around
11:40and then hock our jukebox just to feed his habit.
11:43Here, find somebody else.
11:44I can't find somebody else.
11:45I've interviewed 50 guys, and this junkie happens to be the best of the bunch.
11:49Seriously, Dom, I don't know how much longer I...
11:51Lynette, please, can we just talk about this later?
11:53I'm in a lot of pain right now.
11:56I'm sorry.
11:58Please, just do what I am asking.
12:02Fine.
12:04I'll, uh, keep looking.
12:08Jerk.
12:11I had such a good time tonight.
12:12Who knew you could dance?
12:14It's one of my many hidden talents.
12:15Tell you what, you invite me in for a drink, I'll show you another one.
12:17Not tonight, thanks.
12:19So you would tanger with a man and then not have sex with him?
12:21You know that's actually against the law in Argentina?
12:24Come on.
12:25We both know what's gonna happen eventually.
12:27And every time you say that, eventually it gets a little further away.
12:30Stop begging or I'm not going to a rally tomorrow.
12:33Okay, fine, I can be patient.
12:34As far as I'm concerned, the chase is half the fun.
12:37Half the fun?
12:38Oh, honey.
12:39If I ever do, say yes.
12:47You're gonna adjust that percentage way down.
12:59You can't possibly be eating more cheese.
13:02What?
13:03I've never heard of a midnight snack?
13:06Unless you can think of something else that I can nibble on.
13:09Mmm.
13:11Slide over, you cheddar breath tees.
13:22Oh, what's that?
13:24Oh, it's a thank you gift for Mike.
13:26Oh, okay.
13:28Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't we already thank him at the shore and again when he dropped
13:31us off at home?
13:32Well, I don't think you can really thank somebody too many times for saving your life.
13:37Oh, I wish you'd stop saying that.
13:38Saying what?
13:39That he saved my life.
13:40I'm fairly certain I could survive without his help.
13:42And if anyone did any life saving, it was me.
13:44You?
13:45Yes.
13:46If I unwarned you about the deer, it would have gone straight through the windshield
13:48and you would have ended up with an antler through your brain.
13:51Oh.
13:53Um.
13:55Okay.
13:56That's a good point.
13:59But we were in a bit of a jam there and...
14:02I don't think you should be embarrassed for needing a little help.
14:05I'm not embarrassed.
14:06I don't feel emasculated either.
14:09Emasculated?
14:10Who said emasculated?
14:11And why are you not kissing me now?
14:14I'm ready when you are.
14:15Mmm.
14:23Oh.
14:25Okay.
14:27Oh, I guess we're gonna cut right to the...
14:29Whoa.
14:30Wow.
14:33Oh.
14:46Don't worry.
14:47It happens to everybody.
14:50Maybe it would help to talk about it.
14:52No.
14:53I don't want to talk about it.
14:56Alright.
14:57We won't talk about it.
15:04Want some cheese?
15:14Hey, how are you?
15:15I'm good.
15:16I'm good.
15:16You might not think so, but...
15:19I am good.
15:20Huh?
15:23Where in the hell do you get off telling people that I am bad in bed?
15:27I never said that.
15:28Travers heard you on the phone.
15:30Okay, I'm sorry.
15:31I was talking to my cousin in Tucson and we always trade bad date stories.
15:35Oh.
15:36And to think that I went out of my way to spare your feelings?
15:40What's that supposed to mean?
15:41You think you were bored?
15:43I've had more thrills leaning up against my dryer.
15:46Then what was all that moaning?
15:47I was in pain!
15:48You were smashing my breasts!
15:50Oh, come on!
15:51You hunkered down on top of me like you were hiding from the border patrol.
15:54I was tired.
15:56You just laid there while I did all the work.
15:57When we were done, I felt like I should deflate you.
15:59Yeah, well, sex is like tennis.
16:01When you play an inferior opponent, your game suffers.
16:05Are you challenging me to a rematch?
16:12Maybe.
16:13So you wanna do it again?
16:15If it'll shut you up.
16:18Yeah.
16:19I'll fall on that grenade.
16:22Oh, there's gonna be an explosion.
16:24Come on.
16:37I'm prescribing a mild painkiller for your back
16:39and I will see you in a week to remove those stitches.
16:42Great.
16:43So, how'd you folks get so banged up?
16:46Car accident?
16:48Bad sex.
16:52Really bad.
16:55Okay.
16:57Thanks.
17:02God, what a disaster.
17:04I don't know.
17:05Maybe it's for the best.
17:07How so?
17:08Well, we got it out of our system.
17:10Now we can go back to being friends.
17:11I mean, we like hanging out.
17:14Travers adores you.
17:15Yeah, and I wouldn't wanna ruin that.
17:18Still, it doesn't make any sense.
17:20Oh, I know.
17:22I'm hot.
17:23You're hot.
17:24On paper, we should be having great sex.
17:28Well, we could always try again.
17:32Yeah, me neither.
17:35Yes, this town is hungry for change.
17:39When Gabrielle agreed to attend Victor Lang's campaign rally,
17:44she was fully prepared to be bored.
17:47I give you the next mayor of Fairview, Victor Lang!
17:52But when Victor took the stage, Gabrielle found herself strangely enthralled.
17:58Perhaps it was the cheers that greeted his arrival.
18:03Perhaps it was the confidence he exuded.
18:08Or perhaps it was the effect he had on the citizens of Fairview.
18:13Whatever the reason, Gabby decided.
18:17Not only did Victor Lang have her vote.
18:22It was time to make a campaign contribution.
18:27Sorry.
18:28Excuse me.
18:29Excuse me.
18:31I'm afraid Mr. Lang has to take an important meeting in his limo.
18:37Now.
18:42The radio station, Clyde.
18:44What's all this about?
18:45Uh, your speech.
18:47I liked it.
18:51Seriously.
18:52Here? Now?
18:54Well, you laid out all your positions.
18:57Don't you want to get acquainted with mine?
19:02Clyde, could you put up the partition, please?
19:04Yes, sir.
19:05Anything else?
19:06Music.
19:07Loud music.
19:10Good love.
19:12Cause you got to have love and love.
19:14Hey, now you got to have love and love.
19:17Baby, good love.
19:18Now, baby, good love.
19:20Mrs. McCluskey, it has been ten minutes.
19:23Where's my pie?
19:26I'm unloading the dishwasher.
19:28You get your damn pie when I'm done.
19:30Mrs. McCluskey?
19:36I want my pie now.
19:40Oh, yeah, yeah.
19:41You heard me.
19:43Your being here isn't charity.
19:44We pay you good money to help us.
19:45So when I ask you to do something, I want it done.
19:51Well, here's a surprise for you.
19:54I quit.
19:56What?
19:56What? Why? Why? What happened?
19:59Five kids are tough enough, but your husband makes six, and that's where I draw the line.
20:02Oh, okay, I know that Tom has been a little cranky lately.
20:06No, I'm cranky. He's insufferable.
20:08I hate to admit this, Lynette, but every time that man screams out in pain, I do a jig inside.
20:12Look, I'll talk to Tom.
20:14No, my mind's made up.
20:15Wait, wait, wait.
20:16Please don't do this, please. I'm at the end of my rope.
20:18I wish I could help you, Lynette.
20:20I can see that you're going down, but I'm just too old to get dragged down with you.
20:36Okay, everybody, go on up to bed. Parker, you got the baby. Yeah, that's exactly right. You know what to
20:42do.
20:45Before you speak, just know that ever since McCluskey left, I've been lying here feeling like the biggest jerk ever.
20:51Tomorrow morning, I am going to call her and apologize. I will fix this.
21:00Well, you might also want to apologize to the customer who found a Lego in her pizza.
21:07Oh, God, did the kids do that?
21:09I hope. Oh, God. It was so awful tonight.
21:16Honey, you know what you need.
21:20What?
21:20Everything.
21:23A scene, too.
21:26Once the kids are asleep, slip on that sexy blue thing and then sneak back down here.
21:34You want to have sex?
21:36You're immobile.
21:38Okay, maybe following sex is a little ambitious, but there's other stuff that we could do.
21:46But you can't bend at the waist and that pretty much leaves the heavy lifting to me.
21:52Trust me, if you get us to the finish line, I will cross it.
21:58Who?
21:59Is that why you apologize? Just so I'd service you?
22:02Honey, I've been trapped in this bed all day long. I'm bored. I'm miserable. Can't you do this one little
22:07thing for me?
22:10I have been doing everything I can to keep our heads above water. I can't do you, too.
22:22For Gabrielle, the best part of having sex with a new man was seeing how quickly his affection would turn
22:28to obsession.
22:30No messages.
22:32But when Victor failed to call the next morning...
22:35No messages.
22:38...or the next afternoon...
22:41No messages.
22:42It was Gabrielle who began obsessing.
22:46Not a peep. 24 hours.
22:48Well, he's busy. Isn't he debating the mayor tonight?
22:50I don't care. He can find two lousy minutes for me.
22:53I'm here.
22:54Do me.
22:55Sorry, no poker today. Lynette had to work.
22:58Want a margarita?
22:59Oh, I'd like three, but I'll start with one.
23:02Miss Elise? Sorry to interrupt.
23:04You have any water?
23:05Yeah, in the fridge.
23:13Who is that?
23:14And why don't you put your water on that lower shelf?
23:20That's Toby. He's fixing my closet.
23:22Has your cocky boyfriend gotten a load of the help?
23:25Move away from that topic.
23:26We had sex yesterday in his limo.
23:28Ooh, I love limo sex. Town car or stretch?
23:31Well, stretch, of course. I'm not a complete slut.
23:34Point is, he hasn't called since.
23:37Oh.
23:38So, how was the sex?
23:40Fantastic.
23:41As good as with Carlos.
23:43That good, huh?
23:45I'm such an idiot.
23:47I gave it up way too fast.
23:48Now I've lost all the power.
23:49Oh, come on.
23:50No, I'm serious.
23:51Our mothers had the right idea.
23:53They let men think they were the only ones who needed sex,
23:55and women just went along as a favor.
23:57Men begged for every crumb, and we never lost the upper hand.
24:00Yeah, no guy respects an easy conquest.
24:03I make all my men wait.
24:05It's true.
24:06She has a little room with magazines in an aquarium.
24:09I have so missed our friendship.
24:13I think if you really like this guy, you should just be honest.
24:16You should tell him that you feel a little hurt.
24:18Oh, yeah.
24:19Whining is really going to bring him to his knees.
24:21You want to get this guy back in line?
24:23You hit him hard, you hit him fast.
24:25Is he the jealous type?
24:27Aren't they all?
24:29Hmm?
24:30So what should I do to make him jealous?
24:32I got all the shelves up.
24:34Anything else?
24:41My opponent thinks we should combat prostitution
24:44by mounting surveillance cameras to embarrass the customers.
24:48I call that a blatant violation of our citizens' privacy.
24:52Mr. Mayor, if you're so worried about privacy,
24:54just wear a hat, keep your head down, and you'll be fine.
24:58Okay, thank you very much, gentlemen.
25:01So, let's move on to our next subject.
25:04You both have said our citizens pay too much in taxes.
25:07How would you attract new businesses to boost the city's tax base?
25:12Mr. Lang?
25:15Uh, Mr. Lang.
25:17I'm sorry.
25:18Would you, uh, uh, repeat the question, please?
25:21How would you bring new business to Fairview?
25:25I would, uh, offer tax exemptions to, uh, first-year startups.
25:31And that will increase our tax base?
25:35Uh, no.
25:36Of course not.
25:36Not at first, but when conjoined with...
25:42My opponent seems a bit overtaxed.
25:50Gentlemen, there's been much talk lately regarding our local schools.
25:54What would you do to improve public education?
25:58Mr. Lang?
26:03Here you go. Woo! Sorry for the wait.
26:06Miss, please.
26:07I will be right there.
26:10Oh, my God. Mrs. Scalvo, I am so sorry.
26:13Don't hide. Just clean.
26:14Miss, if you could just...
26:15I swear I will be there in one second.
26:18Here you go. Here you go.
26:20Yeah.
26:22Let me guess. It's bedtime.
26:23Oh, my God, Rick. I never got back to you. I am so sorry.
26:27It's okay. I didn't mind waiting, so long as it's good news for me now.
26:31Look, I think you're great, and we would be lucky to have you.
26:34It's just my husband isn't really comfortable...
26:38With an ex-drug addict in his kitchen.
26:40You can drug test me every week. Anything you want.
26:44I just... I really need this job.
26:50Miss!
26:51Could you excuse me a second?
26:54I'm sorry. I'm sorry. What's up?
26:57I hate my calzone.
26:58Oh? What's wrong with it?
26:59It's just not good, and I want a new one.
27:01All right, all right. I will put your order in, but the kitchen's a little backed up.
27:05Not my problem. You gave me a sucky calzone.
27:08I don't care if you have to get back there and make it yourself.
27:18I can't do this.
27:22It's just...
27:33What is this?
27:36I'll make you a new calzone, sir. Fresh basil, garlic. You like sun-dried tomatoes?
27:41Yeah, sounds good.
27:43Hey, is she all right?
27:45Yeah, it's her grandma's calzone recipe. She takes criticism very personally.
27:53Press some dough for a calzone for me, and let me get someone to chop some basil.
27:58Yeah, okay. Uh, who are you?
28:01I'm Rick.
28:02You work here now?
28:09Looks like I do.
28:18Oh, is that new?
28:19I just bought it. But if you don't like it, feel free to rip it off me.
28:25Actually, I have this book proposal to discuss at an 8 a.m. meeting, so I can't really...
28:29Well, that's okay. You gotta work, you gotta work.
28:34So, um, I was thinking about London.
28:38Oh?
28:39Yeah.
28:41Julie's gonna be applying to college soon, and, uh, a year abroad could give her a real boost.
28:49So, let's do it.
28:51Are you serious?
28:53Yes.
28:54I wanna spend time in your world.
28:57I wanna play cricket, and I wanna eat crumpets, and I want to use the word, ghostly.
29:02Ha, ha, ha, ha.
29:03God, Susan, you have no idea how excited this makes me feel.
29:08Well, mmm, my thigh is getting an inkling.
29:10Mmm, we'll call a realtor first thing in the morning, and put our houses on the market.
29:14Mmm, not mine, okay? That way we can use it when we visit.
29:17Mmm, that's what hotels are for, darling.
29:18Mmm, I wanna sell my house. Everybody I love is on this street.
29:22Mmm.
29:25Um, what happened?
29:27I was feeling tired.
29:30You weren't tired a second ago.
29:31I'm not in the mood, alright?
29:35Why not?
29:36You know, I'm not used to being grilled about my sex drive.
29:38Well, I'm not used to guys bailing on me in the middle of foreplay.
29:42You and my guys, of course, you mean Mike.
29:45What?
29:45Well, I'm sure good old Mike was ready and able 24-7.
29:49Um...
29:50You're not actually...
29:53Oh, okay, um, that's it.
29:57I've had it.
29:58Susan!
29:58Really, I can't have this conversation one more time.
30:02I've done nothing but prove my love to you for the last year, and you cannot shut up about Mike.
30:06I don't trust the man!
30:08Well, you don't have to trust Mike, you have to trust me, and you don't!
30:13That's what going to England's about, isn't it?
30:15You're just trying to get me away from Mike.
30:18Well, you know what? Screw it. I'm not going.
30:20And if you ever bring up his name again, we're over.
30:22Got it? Over.
30:46Hi.
30:47This is from me and Ian.
30:51An electric juicer.
30:55Yeah, well, you know, you try to think of a more appropriate thank-you-for-saving-my-life gift.
31:01Oh.
31:03This works fine for me.
31:07Good.
31:13I should go.
31:17You okay?
31:20Yeah.
31:22I'm good.
31:25You sure about that?
31:27Yeah.
31:31Yeah.
31:31Yeah, it's just, um...
31:35You know, Ian and I had a little... thing of...
32:04Hi.
32:05Hi.
32:07Hi.
32:11Ian, about what I said.
32:13You were right.
32:15You've never given me reason to doubt you.
32:18I'm an insecure idiot.
32:21I don't deserve you, Susan.
32:23But if you'll please keep pretending that I do,
32:26I swear I will not utter a single jealous word for the rest of our lives together.
32:31I don't deserve them.
32:52Gabby, it's Victor.
32:53What the hell were you thinking?
32:54That little stunt of yours almost cost me the debate.
33:01It's me again.
33:02Okay.
33:02I get it.
33:03I forgot to call and you were mad.
33:05But still, you...
33:11Hi.
33:11I hope you got the flowers.
33:12Again, I am so sorry for not calling you.
33:20Gabby, come on.
33:21What's it gonna take for you to forgive me?
33:23I'll do anything you want.
33:31I brought you some flowers in case the other three bouquets got lonely.
33:36You can go now.
33:37I don't want to take any more time out of your busy schedule.
33:39For God's sake, Gabby, how many times do I have to say I'm sorry?
33:43What I did was thoughtless and inconsiderate.
33:45Yes, it was.
33:45But what you did was flat out vicious.
33:47Just trying to get your attention.
33:48By humiliating me in public.
33:50Hey, you hurt me.
33:50If I have to strike back hard to protect myself...
33:52Is that what you think this is?
33:54Combat?
33:55I've been taken for granted before and I'm not gonna let it happen again.
33:57If I'm gonna give myself to you, you damn well better worship me.
34:00And I will do that.
34:02Morning and evening services.
34:04Good.
34:05But you have to stop treating this relationship like it's a boxing match.
34:08Only one of us can win.
34:09Maybe you haven't noticed, but I'm in love with you.
34:12So it'd be nice if you could take the gloves off and trust me.
34:17You're in love with me?
34:19Yeah.
34:23My campaign, that's about winning.
34:27This, you and me, it's about happiness.
34:32And we could both use a little.
34:37But maybe you need some more time to think about it.
34:53Look, no gloves.
35:05Travers conked out the moment his head hit the pillow.
35:08Poor little guy was beat.
35:10Well, he should be.
35:11We covered every inch of that zoo.
35:13Oh.
35:14Check this out.
35:15You and Travers are the monkey house.
35:17Oh, I look squinty. Delete, delete.
35:21Oh, there's the one the pretzel guy took.
35:22Oh, look at the three of us.
35:24You have to email me that one.
35:25Isn't that great?
35:26Mm-hmm.
35:27You know, he thought that Travers had my eyes.
35:30Seriously?
35:31He totally thought we were family.
35:33Oh, well.
35:34If we were, we'd be one hell of a good looking one.
35:36Hmm.
35:37Hmm.
35:37Hmm.
35:38Yeah.
35:39Nothing better than family.
35:43Hmm.
36:08Oh, wow.
36:11And this time I really mean it.
36:14Oh.
36:15Me too.
36:21Well, you gonna say anything?
36:23To be honest, I've heard better apologies.
36:26But I know how hard this must have been for you.
36:30And that makes me happy.
36:31So I accept.
36:34Thanks.
36:35That's big of you.
36:36And it's big of you to admit you're a chucklehead.
36:38I'll see you tomorrow.
36:41Did you hear that, Gilbert?
36:43He apologized.
36:44I mean, I know he did it just for her sake.
36:46But still.
36:49Maybe they have a good marriage after all.
36:53But they'll never have what we had.
36:55Will they, Gilbert?
36:58Not by a long shot.
37:02Passion.
37:03It's a force so potent we still remember it long after it's faded away.
37:10A drive so alluring it can push us into the arms of unexpected lovers.
37:17A sensation so overwhelming it can knock down walls we've built to protect our hearts.
37:26A feeling so intense it resurfaces, even though we tried so hard to keep it buried.
37:35Yes, of all emotions, passion is the one that gives us a reason to live.
37:42And an excuse to commit all sorts of crimes.
37:48To be continued...
37:50To be continued...
37:50To be continued...