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00:13If there was one thing Ian Hainsworth was sure of, it was that his love for Susan Meyer
00:19was indestructible.
00:21He knew this because it had been tested again, and again, and again.
00:32Still, Ian had found a way to forgive Susan her occasional lack of grace.
00:40The question now on his mind was, would his parents be able to do the same?
00:51Dahlia.
00:52Delighted.
00:53You weren't exaggerating.
00:54She's a vision.
00:55Oh, it's so great to finally meet both of you.
00:57Oh, this is for you.
00:58Careful, Mother.
01:01Thorns.
01:02Ian, I know how to hold a rose.
01:04Of course, I just didn't want Susan to...
01:09You're right, sorry.
01:10Anyone hungry?
01:11Yes.
01:14So one puts the meat atop the burning coals.
01:17Oh, how wonderfully primal.
01:18Yes, I feel like some gloriously rough-hewn cowgirl enjoying her.
01:23What's the word?
01:24Vittles?
01:25No, that can't be right.
01:26No, it is.
01:27It's vittles.
01:29So, can I get you something to drink?
01:31I adore just a thimble of gin.
01:33No, no, you stay, darling.
01:34I can manage.
01:39It seems to be going rather well, Touchwood.
01:42Were you worried?
01:43Well, you know, introducing one's fiancée to one's parents is always a bit fraught.
01:46Oh, you don't have to tell me.
01:47The first time I met Daniel's parents was a complete disaster.
01:51We were at tea, and there was this plate of small cakes.
01:53And as I offered one to her mother, I tipped the plate and plopped.
01:57A scone fell right into her leg, since the gun.
01:59Ouch.
02:00Earl Grey everywhere.
02:02On the cloth of mother's skirt.
02:03You must have been mortified.
02:05Oh, I was.
02:05It was an absolute debacle.
02:09Um, guys.
02:11Don't worry.
02:13She's all right.
02:14But, yes, Ian Hainsworth knew his love for Susan was indestructible.
02:21Unfortunately for his mother, Chiffon was not.
02:27In every housewife's closet, there's a treasured article of clothing that she refuses to part with.
02:34It might be an old cheerleader uniform that symbolizes her youth, or the last bikini she wore before she had
02:43children, or a pair of expensive pants she prays will come back in style.
02:50But for Gabrielle Solis, every piece of clothing was a treasure.
02:56Carefully selected.
02:58Beautifully maintained.
03:00And utterly...
03:02Irreplaceable.
03:09I can't believe you bought another bustier.
03:11I know.
03:12I should never shop for lingerie when I'm horny.
03:14It's like buying groceries when you're hungry.
03:15In a slump, huh?
03:16How long has it been?
03:18About three weeks, and I'm dying.
03:20You know, I'm this close to seducing my gardener.
03:22Been there, done that.
03:24Mmm, that scrumptious teenager of yours.
03:26Paid, you think?
03:27He's married.
03:28Oh, damn.
03:30How about that Victor Lang?
03:32Have you two...
03:33No.
03:33God, no.
03:34As a matter of fact, I think I'm dumping him out for dinner tonight.
03:36Why?
03:37He's rich, he's gorgeous, he's probably gonna be mayor.
03:40I mean, what more do you want?
03:41I don't know.
03:41He's just too arrogant.
03:43He acts like I've got some trophy he's already won.
03:45It's infuriating.
03:47Yeah, that's awful.
03:48Can I do it?
03:49Stop it.
03:50You cannot be that hard up.
03:51Did I mention my gardener's 62?
03:55What the hell is this?
03:58Ooh.
04:03Oh my god.
04:12No!
04:16Hey, hey, hey!
04:17Hey, hey, hey!
04:20Buddy?
04:22Where's your uniform?
04:23Oh, crap.
04:24I left it at home again.
04:25Yeah, um, I figured you would.
04:27Again.
04:28That's why.
04:31I pulled an extra one from the back.
04:33Oh!
04:33Thanks.
04:34Are you sure it's the right...
04:35Yep!
04:36Your size.
04:38Listen, I was thinking, wouldn't it be better if the staff wore a uniform and you and I wore
04:44regular clothes?
04:45That way it's like, hi, welcome to Scavo's.
04:46We're the Scavo's.
04:48Yeah, but I like wearing the uniform.
04:50And when you don't, it looks like we all worked for you.
04:53Oh, good point.
04:54Okay, here's another good point.
04:55I hate orange.
04:57Since when?
04:58Since always.
04:59You know my closet.
05:00Surely you've noticed I don't own anything orange.
05:02No, I hadn't really.
05:02Orange says, beware, something bad's gonna happen.
05:05That's why they use it for life vests and traffic cones and convicts.
05:08Lynette.
05:08Also, it washes me out completely.
05:12You're wearing the uniform.
05:15Are you speaking as my husband or as my boss?
05:19Definitely your boss.
05:21Your husband.
05:23Too damn scared of you.
05:26As well he should be.
05:29As Edie walked home, all she could think of was her non-existent love life.
05:34That's me, Carla.
05:35And how much she wanted back in the game.
05:39It was just then she saw someone she might like to play with.
05:50Hi.
05:50Hey.
05:51Did you see that Edie?
05:53The kid's looking good, huh?
05:54Looking real good.
05:55Can we play another game?
05:56No, it's lunch time.
05:57You go wash up.
05:58Bye, Carlos.
05:59Bye.
06:00Oh, you have been so great with Travers.
06:02Let me take you out for steak tonight.
06:04You don't have to pay me back.
06:06I'm having more fun than he is.
06:08Well then, we'll just have to arrange for another play date.
06:12Anytime.
06:19Look who's back.
06:21Yes.
06:22Let's try this again, shall we?
06:23I am so sorry.
06:24Please.
06:25Not another word.
06:26Chiffon at a barbecue.
06:27I was asking to be immolated.
06:30Drink with dinner, Mother.
06:31Oh, God, yes.
06:33Oh, not that chair.
06:34That's the wobbler.
06:34I'm saving up for a new set.
06:36I sit here.
06:39Ian tells us you have a young daughter.
06:41Won't she be joining us?
06:43Julie?
06:44No, she's at her father's this weekend.
06:48Is something wrong?
06:50It's just that Ian told us that your husband had been gone for years.
06:54We assumed you were a widow.
06:56Oh, no.
06:58Carl's alive and kicking.
06:59Sadly.
07:01So, you're a divorcee.
07:04What happened?
07:05Did he beat you?
07:07No, of course not.
07:09She had ample grounds, Mother.
07:10Carl was a shameless womanizer.
07:12So, it was just adultery?
07:14Just adultery?
07:16From my way of thinking, men are, by nature, weak.
07:20I think Graham will back me up on that.
07:22Really, Dahlia?
07:23If you want your marriage to last, when your husband strays, you extract some suitable penance.
07:32And get on with it.
07:34Punish the sin, but love the sinner.
07:36Yeah.
07:37Well, with Carl, I was more divorce the ass and seize the assets.
07:44So, you better watch out. Betrayal makes me vengeful.
07:47Well, that's good to know.
07:51Yes, it certainly is.
07:56Apparently, the water heater in the attic had burst.
07:59Everything is ruined. My clothes, my shoes, dresses.
08:02Why are you smiling?
08:03Well, we have different perspectives.
08:05You see ruined clothes, and I see a woman who could suddenly use a rich boyfriend.
08:09You will never be my boyfriend.
08:11Gabby, how much longer are you going to pretend you're not crazy about me?
08:14Not much longer. This is our last date.
08:16Hmm. Didn't you say it was our last date on our last date?
08:18I mean it this time.
08:20Well, do me a favor. Mean it next time. I'm getting an award tomorrow at the Rotary Club.
08:24Boring.
08:25Come on, I want my date to be the most beautiful woman in the room.
08:28Is that supposed to flatter me?
08:29Only if you've never seen the women of the Rotary Club.
08:32Oh, shut up and get me a sweater. Have you even noticed how cold I am?
08:36Noticed. It's made my whole evening.
08:39Sweater, now.
08:41How about a nice, uh, cashmere cardigan?
08:51Oh. My. God!
08:52Come on!
08:53What?
08:54Look at this!
08:56There's La Croix and Angaro and vintage Gautier.
09:00Yeah, I don't really know much about fashion.
09:02Shh! I can hear you.
09:05Oh, my God! There's another rat back here!
09:08Is this all your ex-wife stuff?
09:10Yeah, she's storing it here until her new house is ready.
09:12Oh, my God!
09:14She wears my size! It's amazing! Nobody wears my size!
09:17Well, I guess I have a type.
09:19And normally that would creep me out?
09:21Except it means that I can borrow this one-of-a-kind on Dari for our date.
09:25Whoa, whoa, whoa. Heel, girl. This belongs to my ex.
09:29So?
09:30So. I don't think she'd appreciate me loaning her clothes to my girlfriend.
09:33Okay. A, I'm not your girlfriend. And B, she's not gonna find out unless you tell her.
09:39Come on! Dressed as gorgeous as meant to be seen.
09:44Every day it hangs in a closet and an angel loses its wings.
09:47That's very cute. But the answer is still no. Come on, let's go.
09:58Gabby.
10:00I just wanted a moment to say goodbye.
10:07So, in the next scene, the guy wakes up and the girl, Julia Roberts, Sandra Bullock, one of those, is
10:13standing there, holding a tray of pancakes.
10:17What happens then?
10:18I keep telling you, I don't remember. What's the difference? It's just some stupid movie I saw.
10:23Yet every time you remember it, you feel sad or upset. I think something happened at that movie, or just
10:29afterwards. Who did you see it with?
10:31Well, it's obviously some chick flick. So, probably Susan.
10:35Well, why not ask her about it? Maybe she can tell you what happened.
10:38No. No, I don't want to bother her. She just got engaged.
10:43Mike, this therapy isn't just about recovering your memories. It's about you getting closure.
10:47Now, the emotions you're feeling won't be resolved until you know what they're about.
10:51I don't know.
10:53Come on. Talk to Susan. What could it hurt?
10:58That's awesome. I love model airplanes.
11:00So, will you help me put it together?
11:02Sure. I'll see you tomorrow after school.
11:03Can you come at seven instead?
11:05Why so late?
11:06Mom says I can't play until I finish my homework. Bye.
11:10He's coming. So, can I stay up and watch my show now?
11:13You can stay up as late as you want, champ.
11:18Tomorrow, you are going to have an early night.
11:25Your father's been up there 20 minutes. Are you sure he's okay?
11:28He's fine. He always lies down after dinner. He says it helps his digestion.
11:31Relax. It's going very well.
11:32I set your mother on fire.
11:35And you've been relentlessly charming ever since.
11:37Trust me, when she looks back in tonight, she won't even remember the fire.
11:41Ah!
11:44But she may remember this.
11:46Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. Are you all right?
11:49Yes, I'm perfectly fine. At least this blouse made it through dinner.
11:53Let me get you a towel.
12:05Hello. Oh, I hope you don't mind. Dahlia has a birthday coming up, and I saw this hanging there, and
12:11I thought, a robe. There's a notion. So I just tried it on to get a sense of the drape.
12:19Were you also thinking of getting her a lace bra?
12:23Oh, dear God!
12:25Please don't mention this to any of my family.
12:27Just take the robe off.
12:32And whatever you have on underneath, consider that yours.
12:37Be reasonable, dear. I'm only trying to protect you.
12:41From Susan.
12:42Well, she doesn't care about my money. She's never asked me for a cent.
12:45Your logic is as wobbly as the dining room chairs she can't afford to replace.
12:49I love Susan, and I won't ask her to do this.
12:52Hello. Mother's fine. I found her a sweater.
12:56So, what won't you ask me?
12:58Nothing.
12:58I was wondering if you'd object to signing a document that says,
13:03should you and Ian part ways, you'll accept a cash settlement and not go after the money he inherits from
13:10us.
13:12You mean a prenup?
13:14Please, try to understand. Our country estate has been in our family for generations.
13:19We want it preserved for the children we hope Ian will have, not lost in some pricier divorce.
13:26Well, who's getting divorced? I'm in this for keeps.
13:30I'm sure you said the same to your first husband before you belted with all you could carry.
13:35Okay, hey.
13:36Mother, Susan is not signing anything.
13:39Fine. Then we'll leave it all to your brother.
13:43What do you think Nigel's going to give you a grandson? He's an alcoholic homosexual.
13:47With a castle at stake, he can learn a new skill.
13:49Okay, stop this. We invited you here to celebrate our engagement. Now I'm divorced and Ian's disinherited?
13:56Hello. Have I missed anything?
13:59We'll be going soon. Please, don't be offended.
14:03All of us go into marriage convinced that everything will be perfect.
14:09God knows I did.
14:10And then one day I found a bill for some expensive lingerie.
14:15Boustos, penoirs, none of it.
14:18My size.
14:19Certainly opened my eyes.
14:22I'm not like my father.
14:24Trust him, he's not.
14:27I'm sorry, Mia.
14:37Hey, guys.
14:39Hey, Mrs. Scaffo.
14:41I'm sorry, we were just taking a quick break. We'll get back to work.
14:43No. No, don't be silly. Who am I, Tom?
14:47I'm one of you guys. Sit down.
14:49Come on.
14:51Hey.
14:53You know what we could use?
14:56A good old-fashioned bitch session.
14:59Get some stuff off our chests.
15:01So, what's bugging you guys?
15:03Okay, I'll go first.
15:05How do we feel about these uniforms?
15:07A little... eh.
15:11Uh...
15:11Okay.
15:13But hey, why do we have to pull our tits?
15:15Why can't we just keep what we earn?
15:17Uh-huh, uh-huh. Good point, good point.
15:19But right now, we're talking about these ugly-ass uniforms.
15:23Gee, no bugs me. No health benefits.
15:25I'm kind of worried about this mold.
15:27Focus, people. The subject is shirts.
15:30It's killing morale.
15:32Well, I kind of like them.
15:33Really, Kim?
15:34Because I heard one of your customers say that when Halloween comes around, we should stick a candle in your
15:40mouth.
15:41See? Morale. You guys need to stand up for yourselves.
15:46It's your right.
15:46No. It's your obligation to go to management and demand new shirts.
15:51And if management doesn't like it, you tell him he can go scream.
15:55Okay. Okay.
15:57Break's over, people. I'm gonna go find Tom and talk.
16:01Oh! Good.
16:11I can't believe you tried to undermine me like this.
16:14Well, you gave me no choice.
16:17It's just a uniform. Why can't you wear it?
16:20Because I need to win one, Tom.
16:22What?
16:23You keep ordering me around and disagreeing with me and overruling me and I'm sick of it.
16:28We have to do things my way at least every once in a while.
16:30This was the deal, Lynette.
16:32You agreed.
16:33I'm in charge here.
16:34You're in charge now.
16:35Except we're never home.
16:36We live here. Our marriage happens here.
16:40Okay. You know what? We can't talk about this now.
16:43We open in ten minutes. Maybe later...
16:45Later I'll be asleep and then I will be back here before you wake up.
16:48We gotta deal with this now.
16:53I'm gonna get ready for the dinner rush and you're gonna wear the damn uniform.
17:06No.
17:08What?
17:11I'm going home.
17:14You're walking out on me.
17:17I told you Orange meant something bad was gonna happen.
17:36Hi! Remember me? I had dinner here the other night.
17:39Anyway, I was driving through your neighborhood after having like three iced teas and I really have to go to
17:42the bathroom.
17:42Do you mind?
18:02Oh, you and I are gonna be so happy together.
18:36I feel ten pounds lighter. Thank you.
18:44Hey, you got a minute?
18:46I, uh, I need your help with something.
18:48Um, I should probably get these inside.
18:50Please, I need to ask you about a movie.
18:57And so the last part I remember, the girl is putting these raw pancakes in front of him and then
19:02something else funny happened.
19:04I don't remember. It was just a stupid chick flick.
19:07Mike, it wasn't a movie. That was us.
19:10What?
19:12Yeah, um, that was the first night that we spent together.
19:16I wanted to surprise you.
19:18With raw pancakes?
19:19They weren't all raw. I was trying to spell Mike.
19:22And the M was goopy, but the Ike was delicious. You loved it.
19:26I did, huh?
19:27Actually, no, it was gross.
19:28But you were really sweet.
19:30You just gave me a lot of kisses and said not to worry.
19:32I'd get a lot of chances to make you pancakes, cause...
19:34Cause I was planning on spending the rest of my mornings with you.
19:41You remember?
19:44Yeah.
19:49I should go, cause, uh, Ian's parents are here.
20:02It's nice to see you. Thank you both for coming.
20:05You know, I know I've said it ten times, but you look fantastic.
20:09And my offer still stands.
20:10You do not have to pay for my dress.
20:12Come on, you only need it for my luncheon, and it looks like it cost a bundle.
20:16Trust me, it was a steal.
20:19I'm gonna go powder my nose, and then you can start showing me off.
20:25Heads up, I just saw your ex-wife.
20:27What is she doing here?
20:29Some friend of hers is getting a plaque, too.
20:31You wanna duck out after your speech?
20:33Are you kidding?
20:34I can't wait until she gets a good long look at Gabby.
20:45Hey.
20:47Hello.
20:50I love your dress.
20:52Thanks.
20:53It's one of a kind, isn't it?
20:54Yeah, couture.
20:57Andari?
20:59Wow, good eye.
21:00Well, I do have an unfair advantage.
21:04I bought it.
21:07So, you're, uh...
21:09Uh-huh.
21:11Well, first, let me just say you have amazing taste.
21:13If we had met in any other context, we would so get along.
21:16I left those clothes with Victor so he could store them, not loan them to his sluts.
21:21Okay, you're mad, so I'm just gonna blow right by that slut crack.
21:25I want my dress back now.
21:27Okay, let's be reasonable.
21:29You can't wear two dresses to one lunch.
21:31It's not like I have a spare in the car.
21:32Not my problem.
21:34Give me back the dress.
21:35Go ahead.
21:36Yell all you want.
21:37You can't force me to take off this dress.
21:40This is pepper spray.
21:42In three seconds, your eyeballs will be on fire.
21:46Could you help me with a clasp?
21:51Hello, Samantha.
21:52I heard you were here.
21:53Isn't that Gabby's dress?
21:59Gabby?
21:59You in there?
22:03Hey, Victor.
22:05Uh...
22:05Probably wondering why I've been in here so long.
22:08Funny story, I ran into your ex-wife.
22:10Yeah, she brought me up to speed.
22:26Okay, it's time for bed, Travers.
22:28But I want to show Carl's my new turtle.
22:32Oh, right.
22:33I'm tired.
22:35That's okay, buddy.
22:35I gotta get going anyway.
22:36Hey, I've never finished your wine.
22:38Sorry, early day tomorrow.
22:40Come on, kiddo.
22:40I'll tuck you in.
22:42Okay.
22:59Sleep tight, Travers.
23:01Oh, no.
23:02I'm such a klutz.
23:03I think I broke it.
23:04Nah, no.
23:05It's just a flap.
23:05I can fix it.
23:13Uh, Edie?
23:14Yeah?
23:16I can't see what I'm doing here.
23:18Oh, I'm sorry.
23:22Maybe I should watch so that if it breaks again, I can fix it.
23:27Okay, um, so this hinge needs to go in at this angle so that the flap works.
23:33See?
23:34God, you're so mechanical.
23:37Edie, what are you doing?
23:40Learning about flaps?
23:42Nah, I think you're coming on to me.
23:45Maybe.
23:46Okay, Edie, no.
23:48Come on.
23:49We're close friends, and I don't want to ruin that.
23:52Well, we're not that close.
23:53Let's just do it and see where it goes.
23:55Okay, you know what?
23:56It wouldn't go anywhere.
23:57Why not?
24:01Because I'm looking for a girl who wants to settle down and be in a serious relationship,
24:05and you're not that type.
24:06Oh?
24:07What type am I?
24:10You're the fun type.
24:12Who likes to dress sexy and go out and meet new people.
24:15And then go out the next night and meet another... new people.
24:19You think I'm from excuse?
24:21I'm just saying, for a house and a cul-de-sac, this place sees a lot of traffic.
24:24Just because I'm popular doesn't mean that I'm incapable of a lasting commitment.
24:30Look, you can't even commit to your kid.
24:31He's here for a month and you keep dumping him on neighbors so you can go shopping.
24:34That is when you're not using him for sex bait.
24:39Get out of my house.
24:49Tom?
24:49Me again?
24:50You should have been home 30 minutes ago.
24:52I know.
24:53You're still mad.
24:53I am too.
24:54So why don't you come home and we can be mad together.
24:56See you soon.
24:58So what kind of orange is this shirt?
25:00Like a salmon or a coral?
25:04Oh, cheese doodle.
25:05Exactly.
25:06And I'm supposed to wear that every damn day.
25:08Oh, please.
25:09It's not that bad.
25:10I once worked at this fish and chip place.
25:12I had to wear an eye patch and a stuffed parrot on my shoulder.
25:14Would you like to hear our specials?
25:18Why don't you just tell Tom to pick another color?
25:20This isn't about the shirt anymore.
25:22This is about us working together.
25:24Every day it's a battle.
25:25It's hurting our marriage.
25:27You know what?
25:28I'll just tell Tom I need to step back.
25:31You mean quit?
25:32Yeah.
25:32I could hire a manager or something.
25:35Wow.
25:36How do you think Tom's going to feel about that?
25:39Well, once he decides to stop hiding I can ask him.
25:43You know what?
25:44I'm tired of waiting.
25:45I'm going to go down there and I'm going to talk to him.
25:48See you guys later.
25:53So I guess this means we're babysitting the kids, huh?
25:56I guess so.
25:57I'm an idiot.
25:58Would you guys mind?
26:00We got it.
26:00Just go.
26:14Tom!
26:16Come on.
26:17I know you're still here.
26:20You realize what time it is?
26:23I know.
26:24You're mad.
26:25But you just...
26:26You can't avoid me all night.
26:32Oh my God.
26:33Oh my God.
26:34Oh my God.
26:35Oh my God.
26:35Oh my God.
26:36Come on Tom.
26:37Tell me, tell me, tell me.
26:38Okay.
26:39Okay.
26:40You're breathing.
26:40That's good.
26:41That's good.
26:43That's good.
26:43Yeah.
26:45Hello.
26:46Hi.
26:46There's something wrong here with my husband.
26:49I don't know.
26:50He's unconscious.
26:53357 Hawthorne Place.
26:55Okay.
26:55Could you please hurry?
26:58Yes.
27:06Listen to me.
27:09I forbid you to die.
27:13If you leave me with a mortgage and a restaurant and five kids, I swear I will track you into
27:20the deepest pit of hell and make you pay.
27:22Do you hear me?
27:26Come on, baby.
27:29Oh, please.
27:34So that's it?
27:35He threw out his back?
27:36Oh, thank God.
27:38I'm guessing he passed out from the pain.
27:40But I want to be clear.
27:42A ruptured disc is very serious.
27:43He'll need surgery.
27:44It'll be a while before he's back on his feet.
27:47How much of a while?
27:48Three months.
27:49Three months?
27:50Even then, he'll need to go easy.
27:53What sort of work does he do?
27:55We run a restaurant.
27:56He shouldn't go back for four or five months.
27:59Restaurant work is very stressful.
28:02Yeah, it is.
28:12What's that?
28:12Oh, it's the prenup my parents want you to sign.
28:17And you brought it to bed?
28:20Okay.
28:21Romance tip number one.
28:23Sorry, I just can't get that off my mind.
28:24I keep thinking, why all this ungodly fuss?
28:27Susan's not in this for money and heirlooms.
28:30I don't want your family's stuff.
28:31What am I going to do with half a castle?
28:33Exactly.
28:34So why not just sign it?
28:37Huh?
28:38I mean, looking at it rationally, what's the difference between making the promise you just made to me and making
28:42the same promise on paper?
28:47Well, the difference is huge.
28:49I mean, one way you're trusting me and the other way you're trying to make it official.
28:56Well, isn't that what marriage is, making your love official?
28:59Ian, do you really want to start our life together making me feel like I'm on probation?
29:05You know that I trust you.
29:08This isn't about my fears, it's about my parents.
29:11Really?
29:13I think it's about someone else.
29:17He just wanted me to help him remember something.
29:20Who?
29:21Mike.
29:23I saw you watching us.
29:25We were just talking.
29:26I never thought anything else.
29:34Okay, I'll sign it.
29:36Wait, what?
29:37At least read it first.
29:39I don't need to.
29:40I trust you.
29:50Oh, hi, Mike.
29:52So, tell me.
29:53I've been dying to know.
29:55Did you talk to Susan?
29:56Could she remember what the movie was?
29:59Actually, no.
30:01Oh, well, hang in there.
30:02We'll figure it out.
30:03Just a matter of time before everything starts coming back.
30:06Here, have a seat.
30:06Uh, listen, you've been really helpful the last few months, but I think I'm done here.
30:13Mike, I know this can be a frustrating process, but if you give up now, there are so many memories
30:20that could be lost to you.
30:23Yeah, I'm okay with that.
30:31Oh, my God. How many did you take?
30:33Sorry, I wanted options.
30:37Stop judging me.
30:38I was hopped up on couture.
30:39You know, it's not funny.
30:40Samantha called her lawyer.
30:41What?
30:42Over a dress?
30:43God, what a bitch.
30:45Hey!
30:46Don't call her that.
30:47She threatened me with mace and then slugged you.
30:50Now you're on her side?
30:50Gabby, I didn't marry an angry woman.
30:52I just divorced one.
30:54What happened?
30:54Did you have some little mistress on the side?
30:56Worse.
30:57I treated her like she was the mistress.
31:00I set her up in a nice house.
31:01I gave her an allowance.
31:03And then I came and went as I pleased.
31:07She was always there when I needed her, but if she needed me, well...
31:14And if she wasn't happy, she could always go and buy a nice new dress.
31:20You saw the closet, so you know just how happy she was.
31:28What?
31:32I've known you for two weeks, and this is the first glimpse of a guy I could actually like.
31:38A clueless, emotionally stunted workaholic?
31:41A guy who can admit he's screwed up.
31:44One who's not trying to impress me every second of the day with how perfect and charming he is.
31:48I wouldn't mind seeing more of that guy.
31:51Well, his schedule is wide open.
31:54How about dinner tomorrow night?
31:56I'd love to.
31:58Although, what am I going to wear now?
32:03Doesn't matter.
32:04I'm just going to talk you out of it.
32:07Look who's back!
32:08Mr. Cucky.
32:09He never leaves for long, does he, that guy?
32:23Are there any points you'd like to discuss before you sign?
32:26I'd like you to say, we don't need this, we trust you.
32:34And once I do, I am going to earn your trust by being a good wife to Ian.
32:39We're sure you will be.
32:41Sign all three copies, please.
32:47I mean it.
32:48I'm going to be loving and faithful and above all honest.
32:52There'll be no secrets with Ian.
32:57I'll tell him everything.
33:00Well, we applaud Orkana.
33:03What I'm trying to say is, there'll be no topic that I need to skirt.
33:10No issue that I won't address.
33:17I won't conceal my true thoughts under garments of secrecy.
33:24Good for you.
33:25No, if you'll just sign.
33:26For God's sake, Dahlia.
33:27Anyone can see she's not a fortune unburnt.
33:29Secure, what are you doing?
33:30She's willing to sign.
33:31Which proves she can be trusted.
33:36I'm sure you'll be a good wife to Ian.
33:41He can count on it.
34:04Thanks for the flowers.
34:06You're welcome.
34:10You know, about Travers, you can see him if you want.
34:15He misses you.
34:16I miss him too.
34:17Oh, and just so you know, he's at a sleepover.
34:19So I didn't leave him alone with a six pack and some matches.
34:25Look, Edie, what I said about you the other day was...
34:29Dead on.
34:31You nailed me, Carlos.
34:33Maybe not the way that I wanted you to, but still...
34:36But I had no right to judge you.
34:38Besides, the guys, the clothes, the partying, that's you.
34:42I mean, that's the Edie that we love.
34:44Well, I'm glad you love her because I'm getting pretty tired of her.
34:47Come on.
34:48I'm a 40-year-old party girl.
34:50Do you think that I don't know that my days are numbered?
34:55I don't know what you want me to say here.
34:57Don't say anything.
34:59Just stop seeing the person that I've been and start seeing the person I could be.
35:06Look at me.
35:08Not the Edie that I show the world.
35:13In fact, let's lose her.
35:19Forget the blouse that she wears because she knows it shows off her cleavage.
35:25Uh, Edie, what are you doing?
35:29And the skirt that's so short because she knows that guys love long legs.
35:36And the heels.
35:40Ones that make her legs look even longer.
35:42Edie, please.
35:43Forget the bra that holds her breasts a little higher than they are on their own these days.
35:54And the panties.
35:58The ones that hide the scar from my C-section.
36:11This is it.
36:14Hi, Carlos.
36:16I'm Edie.
36:20I might not be the woman that you thought I was under all of that.
36:26But I'm real.
36:29And I'm here.
36:34And I'm asking for a chance.
36:36And I'm asking for a chance.
37:00I'll open tonight as usual.
37:02Hey, it's gonna be fine, Andrew.
37:05I will take care of it.
37:07It's my job now.
37:09Mm-hmm.
37:10Okay.
37:11See you soon.
37:12Bye.
37:16In every housewife's closet, there's an article of clothing that tells you more about its owner than she would want
37:23you to know.
37:25It might be a shirt that she despises, but wears without complaint.
37:31Perhaps it's some lingerie she knows isn't hers, but refuses to discuss.
37:41Or a dress she once loved that she can no longer bear to look at.
37:50Yes, you can learn a lot about women from what they choose to wear.
37:56You can learn even more by what they choose to take off.
38:02And who they take it off for.