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00:11Castle Ducula
00:13Home for many centuries to a dreadful dynasty
00:16Of vicious vampire ducks
00:19The Counts of Ducula
00:22Legend has it that these foul beings
00:25Can be destroyed by a stake through the heart
00:27Or exposure to sunlight
00:29This does not suffice, however
00:31For they may be brought back to life
00:33By means of a secret rite
00:35That can be performed once a century
00:38When the moon is in the 8th house of Aquarius
00:41Blood
00:41Are you getting it?
00:44The latest reincarnation did not run
00:46According to plan
00:51In the heart of Transylvania
00:53In the vampire hall of fame
00:55There's not a vampire as any other
00:58Ducula
00:58He won't bite me some air
01:01Cause he's a vegetarian
01:03And things never been planned for
01:06Ducula
01:07If you're looking for some fun
01:10You can always count upon
01:12The wire of what one they call
01:15Ducula
01:15Count Ducula
01:32These are the Transylvanian Alps
01:35Majestic
01:36Menacing
01:37Magnificent
01:39And malevolent
01:40Amidst their looming and lowering peaks
01:43Stands a castle
01:45Yes, this is Castle Ducula
01:49Where hideous, blood-curdling shrieks
01:53Echo from the very depths
01:55Nanny, nanny, nanny
01:58Help, help
01:59Oh, my little ducky-boos
02:02Whatever's the matter
02:04I just had the most hideous dream, nanny
02:06Oh, hideous, horrible
02:09Hair-raising
02:10And, oh, who's that?
02:12Oh, it's only Mr. Igor
02:14Bringing your breakfast
02:15Breakfast?
02:17Oh, look
02:18I'll never be able to eat anything ever again
02:20Never
02:21Now, that's silly talk, isn't it?
02:24And why not?
02:26That dream
02:26I dreamt I was eating a giant hamburger
02:30There's hope for you yet, sir
02:32It was horrible
02:33Huge
02:33And
02:34And
02:36Meaty
02:37And
02:38Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no
02:41What is it now?
02:43Tell nanny
02:45Nanny
02:46Nanny
02:46Nanny
02:47Where's my pillow?
02:50I've eaten my pillow
02:51I think not, my lord
02:53It's here
02:54It must have fallen off the bed
02:55Oh, thank goodness
02:57Oh, that word, sir
02:59If you could avoid its use
03:00I would be most grateful
03:01Goodness, Igor
03:02That's the trouble with you
03:04Always looking on the black side
03:08Well, I suppose
03:09That's what comes of living in a dump like this
03:11I mean, it's bound to make you depressed
03:14But, sir, there's nothing wrong with it
03:15I mean, just look at it
03:17It's a monstrosity
03:19A huge, dilapidated, crumbling
03:21Depressing
03:23Outdated
03:25Monstrosity
03:26Oh, now then, young master
03:30There's no way to talk about your old nanny
03:34What this place needs is cheering up
03:36A few coats of paint
03:38Some color
03:39Some
03:40Luff
03:41Oh, my lord, please
03:42Please
03:42No more
03:43I beg of you
03:44My mind is made up
03:45There's going to be a few changes made around here
03:51Hello
03:53Transylvanian morning sun
03:54I'd like to place an advertisement in your paper
03:57Volley as a friendly werewolf needs a home
04:01This paper, that's rubbish they print
04:04Who ever heard of a friendly werewolf?
04:08Trinken und Käse
04:09What's this?
04:11Wanted interior designer to renovate and refurbish large Transylvanian castle
04:17Applications to Count Dacula
04:19Dacula Castle, Transylvania Avenue, Transylvania
04:23Hmm
04:24I wonder what he could be up to
04:30Would you get that, Igor, before nanny?
04:33I'll get it
04:35Order a new front door, please, Igor
04:39At once, sir
04:40Oh, now, how did that happen?
04:42It matters not
04:43For the moment I set eyes on it
04:44I said to myself
04:45That door must go, go, go
04:47Go?
04:48Precisely
04:49Oak and iron
04:50Just so brutal, don't you think?
04:52Not often, no
04:53Too, too arrogant
04:55That door said, keep out
04:58Oh, it never did
04:59When?
05:00What we want it to say is
05:02Come in
05:04Oh, Count Dacula, I presume
05:06You presume?
05:08Right
05:09So sorry about the door
05:10Nanny
05:11Has solved our problem
05:13Problem?
05:14What problem?
05:15I can see it now
05:16The new door will be glass
05:17Plate, glass, light and air is what we want
05:20Light and air?
05:21Of course, glass
05:22Oh, but I forget myself
05:24I have not yet presented you with my credentials
05:26Air
05:26Oh, thank you
05:29Mr. Roberto, designer to the stars
05:31Yes, I am he
05:33Mr. Roberto
05:34As soon as I saw your advertisement
05:36In the Transylvanian morning sun
05:37I said to myself
05:38Roberto, I said
05:40That job is you, you, you
05:41Me, me, me?
05:42Oh, you, you, you
05:43Well, you've made an impressive start
05:46Glass front doors, eh?
05:48Glass front doors?
05:49Ooh, whatever next
05:51Come in and give the old place the once over then
05:54It will be more than a pleasure
05:56Men?
05:56My artisans
05:59I do
06:00Morning
06:00Yes
06:00Now, this is the main hallway
06:04Ponds
06:05Bebun?
06:06Leannops
06:07Sorry
06:07Yucca plants
06:08Philodendra
06:09Phil who?
06:11Yes, this space we will transform into a jungle of greenery
06:15And the stairway will have to go, of course
06:18Oh, don't know about me
06:21Could have problems there
06:23And through here is the library
06:25Ah, the bibliotech
06:29Oh, I don't like that Mr. Roberto
06:32He thinks he's everybody's self
06:35But who he is, I don't suppose
06:37I can't say that I have taken to him either, Nanny
06:40He'll have to go
06:41And if he doesn't, I will
06:43No, Nanny
06:44I have a better idea
06:46What's that then, Mr. Igor?
06:48We shall withdraw our labour
06:50Yes
06:52Um, what's that mean?
06:55We shall refuse to do any work, Nanny
06:58We shall go on strike
07:00Oh, we can't do that
07:02Why not?
07:03Who's going to make his dinner?
07:05Who's going to iron his shirts?
07:07Who's going to read him his bedtime stories?
07:11I thought I had ceased to be surprised by your thick-headedness, Nanny
07:15I was wrong
07:16The point is that no one is going to make his dinner and iron his shirts
07:21Oh, my poor little ducky-boo
07:24But only until that dreadful man and his motley crew have departed
07:28Oh
07:31Oh, yeah
07:33Just a minute
07:35What is it now, Nanny?
07:38Who are you calling thick-headed?
07:40And this is the
07:42Oh, yes
07:44Yes
07:44Yes
07:46Oh, yes, yes, yes
07:48Yes
07:48You know what this room says, don't you?
07:50Uh, that is, uh, no
07:52It says
07:53Mirrors
07:54Yes, it does
07:56It does
07:57Mirrors from ceiling to floor
07:59It just shouts it at you
08:00Screens at the top of its voice
08:03Jot that down, man
08:04Mirrors
08:05Do you want a textured polytetrafluoroethylene or glass?
08:08But glass, of course, nothing is to be skimped on
08:13Runs into money, this glass
08:15Well, perhaps the polythyrostrudel would be
08:18No, the basement
08:20Oh, yes, you mean the dungeons
08:21I mean the cellar, the cellar
08:22The cellar, the basement
08:23Call it what you will
08:25It will become an experience
08:28I shiver
08:30I tremble
08:31Well, yes, you would
08:32The dungeons always are cold and damp
08:33I tremble not from the cold
08:35But from the vision of transformation
08:38It springs to my mind's eye
08:40Close your eyes
08:41What do you see?
08:44Nothing
08:45Deep vermilion and glistering gold
08:47The flickering of candles and torches
08:50The tinkling of tiny brass chimes
08:53The heady aroma of incense from the Orient
08:56I shall create a pleasure dome
08:58To rival that of Kubla Khan
09:00The pleasure dome
09:02Wow, that sounds pleasant
09:09All this interior designing
09:11Certainly builds up an appetite
09:12I'm a bit peckish
09:14Time for a snack
09:16And a large snack at that
09:17Nanny, Nanny
09:20Nanny
09:21Huh
09:21Where did she go to?
09:24Igor
09:25Igor
09:27Where is everybody?
09:30I can see there's only one thing to do
09:32I'll have to make my own snack
09:35Oh, there you are
09:37I was calling for you
09:38At the top of my voice
09:39I was shouting
09:40That's right, dear
09:41Quite a noise you was making, too
09:43You mean you heard me?
09:45Indeed we did, my lord
09:46Quite a remarkable pair of lungs you have
09:49If I may be so bold as to say so
09:51Look, I was calling you
09:52Why didn't you answer?
09:53Because we're on strike
09:56Strike?
09:58On strike?
09:59Precisely, sir
10:00On strike?
10:03Yes
10:03Huh
10:04This is ridiculous
10:05I'm hungry
10:06I want my snack, Nanny
10:07Well, you knows where the refrigerator is
10:10Look
10:11I...
10:12He...
10:14Ah
10:15Hmm
10:17What's all this about, anyway?
10:18It's about that dreadful man
10:21Mr. Roberto
10:22Yes, my lord
10:23We're not going to lift a finger until we go
10:26No, Nanny
10:28Oh, yes, I remember
10:29We're not going to go until he lifts his fingers
10:34Nanny, what are you...
10:36Igor, what's Nanny talking about?
10:38What she's endeavouring to tell you, sir, is
10:40That we are not going to lift a finger until he goes
10:43Oh, he's gone
10:45Oh, well, in that case...
10:47But he's coming back tomorrow at 9 o'clock sharp
10:49To get started decorating
10:51Nanny, I...
10:54Igor...
10:54Oh
10:55All right, have it your own way
10:57I'll just have to hire someone else, that's all
11:02Hmm, see if I care
11:04Huh
11:09Ah, hello, Transylvania Morning Sun
11:11Oh, good
11:13I'd like to place another advertisement in your paper
11:19Molly's a friendly werewolf eats old lady who offers home
11:23Well, you see, there, I told you there's no such werewolf as a friendly one
11:29Wiener, Welt und Wunderkind, what's this?
11:32Butler, housekeeper required
11:34No previous experience necessary
11:37Must be good at snacks
11:40Applications to Count Dacula
11:43Castle Dacula, Transylvania
11:45Avenue, Transylvania
11:46Hmm
11:47I don't know what it is that's going on up there
11:51But whatever it is
11:52This is my chance
11:54Count Dacula
11:56Prepare to breeze your last
12:05Just as I thought, I'm hungry
12:08Nanny, Nanny, I want my breakfast
12:11Oh, of course, the strike
12:13Huh
12:13Hmm
12:14I guess I'll have to get my own
12:18Igor
12:19Answer that
12:20Oh, this is so inconvenient
12:23It's like I'll have to do it myself
12:30Huh, that's funny
12:31I could have sworn I heard someone knocking
12:34Yes, it was me
12:37You nearly made me jump out of my feathers
12:40What's the idea of sneaking up on me like that?
12:43I have come in answer to your advertisement in the Transylvanian morning sun
12:47What?
12:48You mean, quick
12:49Quick, there's not a moment to lose
12:51Five, what's happening?
12:51To the kitchen
12:52I need breakfast and quick
12:53So, I'm hired?
12:54Yes, Mr. Hired, I should say so
12:55I'm famished
12:58There, man
12:59What do you see before you?
13:01Well, it's a castle, isn't it?
13:03It's a castle, yeah
13:04Wrong, wrong, wrong
13:06It is a chrysalis from which will emerge the imago of my brilliance
13:10Whatever you say, Gough
13:11Yeah, still looks like a castle to me
13:15How do you like your steak?
13:17Steak?
13:18Steak?
13:18Look, I thought I told you I was a vegetarian
13:21Oh
13:23I don't believe it
13:24I might have guessed
13:25Goosewing
13:27On second thoughts, I'll just skip breakfast
13:34To work, man
13:36Work with diligence
13:38Work with care
13:39But above all
13:41Work with love
13:44Golden Benny
13:45Now, here are the plans
13:47I shall return later to inspect the fruits of your labor
13:50Uh-huh
13:51So, I think I have another plan forming in my mind
13:59Dracula, your nemesis is nigh
14:04Nice bit of scaffolding
14:06Yeah
14:07Yeah, nice
14:08Nice, can't make me tell you no
14:10Nice, yeah
14:11Hello
14:12Uh, hello
14:14Hello
14:14Ah, good
14:16There you are
14:16Look, you've blocked the front door with your scaffolding
14:19Yeah
14:20Yes
14:20So, you'd better unblock it and un-un-un-un quick
14:24Oh, no
14:25Uh, can't do that, Gough
14:27What do you bet you can't?
14:28Why not?
14:29Tea break
14:29Tea break?
14:30Tea?
14:31What are you talking about?
14:32Statutory tea break, Gough
14:34I'll tell you what
14:35We'll finish our tea
14:36And then see what we can do for you
14:39Yeah
14:39Can't promise nothing, man
14:43Huh
14:43Strikes, tea breaks
14:44This is all too much
14:45And on top of everything
14:46I still haven't had my breakfast
14:49Maybe I can get to the kitchen this way
14:50Oh, suppose we'd better make a start
14:53Ah, so
14:55Good morning
14:56Who are you?
14:57Yeah, I am, uh, the new workman
14:59I have come to assist you
15:01He didn't say nothing about no new workman?
15:03Who?
15:03Mr. Roberto
15:04Yeah, designer to the stars
15:06Mr. Roberto
15:08Ah, yeah, yeah
15:09He said to tell you that
15:10That, um, he didn't say nothing
15:12Because, uh, he, um, because he's forgetting
15:16Ah, ah, right
15:18That'll be it then
15:20Fooling these dim-fitted artisans was almost too simple
15:23Now, Ducula, you fiend
15:25Your end is at hand
15:27Er, what you say?
15:28Oh, nothing, nothing
15:29Just, uh, just, uh, clearing my throat
15:34Clear now, is he?
15:35Yes, it seems to be quite clear, thank you
15:37Well, you can start work then
15:39And you can start by getting that scuffold
15:41Then away from the door
15:42Yeah, we'll be putting the kettle on
15:45Tea break
15:46Yeah, tea break
15:47Of course
15:50Now those fools have gone
15:52I will find Ducula
15:53And blast him off the face of the earth
15:55Hmm
15:56Must be near the kitchen by now
15:58I...
15:59Ha!
16:00Goosewake!
16:01So, Ducula
16:02You have seen through my disguise again
16:05Ah, ha, ha, ha
16:07Now, you shall perish
16:10Ah, ha, ha, ha
16:12I'm going to get you, you blood-sugging wheel
16:17There's no escape now, you fiend
16:22That's only one thing to do
16:24I'm gonna have to jump
16:26Ah, ah, ah
16:29Ah, ah
16:30Ah, ah, ah
16:39There you are, man
16:40How's the work progressing, huh?
16:42Have you made a silk purse from a sow's ear?
16:44Has the phoenix risen from the ashes?
16:47Well, we got the scaffolding up
16:50Scaffolding?
16:52Scaffolding?
16:53But why?
16:54Well, we always put scaffolding up
16:57Don't we, no?
16:57Hmm
16:58I am an interior designer
17:02Interior
17:02I have no need of scaffolding
17:05Well, that's all right, then
17:06The new bloke's got it down again
17:07New bloke
17:08New
17:09What?
17:10Where the new bloke you sent?
17:12I sent no one
17:13Well, that's all right, then
17:15Because he's gone
17:16Oh, please, no more
17:16My head spins
17:18I can see I shall have to supervise this job myself
17:20To work, man
17:23Left hand down a bit, then
17:25This is too much, nanny
17:27Yes
17:28The strike is not working
17:30No
17:31Something must be done
17:33Yes
17:33This can't go on any longer
17:35No
17:35We shall have to take matters into our own hands
17:38Yes
17:39Mr. Roberto will have to go
17:41No
17:41Er, yeah, no
17:43Oh, you got me all of a muddle now, Mr. Regal
17:48Oh, nanny
17:49Now, listen
17:51I have a plan
17:52Here's what I suggest we do
18:09You know something, Vyacheslav?
18:12What's that, Dimitri?
18:13My uncle Vlad was right
18:15How do you mean?
18:16He always said it come to a sticky end
18:20His sticky end
18:23I don't get it
18:24Now we'll get rid of that dreadful man once after all
18:30Now, Your Excellency, prepare yourself for ecstasy
18:35We have completed work in the first room
18:37I call it my Hall of Mirrors
18:41Hall of Mirrors, eh?
18:43Well, now, that sounds exciting
18:45Enter
18:47Behold
18:48Well, it's certainly very...
18:54Exactly
18:55These mirrors impart such a feeling of plurality, don't you think?
18:59Such a...
19:02Oh
19:04You...
19:05Where...
19:06Oh, no
19:07Is something the matter?
19:08You seem to have gone kind of pale
19:10Where are you?
19:11I'm here
19:12Here
19:12Here, look
19:13I'm amped
19:14Where's your reflection?
19:16You have no...
19:17Oh, don't worry about that
19:18It happens all the time
19:19You know, look in the mirror
19:20And there you are
19:21I'm not there
19:22You get used to it after a while
19:24Apparently, it's something to do with my genes
19:26It runs in the family
19:28Oh, no
19:30A vampire
19:32A vampire
19:34A vampire
19:36Help!
19:36Oh, come on
19:38I'm not...
19:39Look, I'm a vegetarian
19:40The very thought of blood
19:42Blood?
19:43Oh, no
19:43Keep that beak away from my neck
19:45Help!
19:47Help!
19:48Come back
19:48I'm not going
19:49Help!
19:50Come back
19:51Oh
19:51Help!
19:54Oh
19:55Oh
19:56Oh
19:57Watch where you're going, Nanny
19:58Oh
19:59Oh, ducky boos
20:01Did Nanny hurt you?
20:03No, I'm alright
20:04I'm more she...
20:06Break-in than hurt
20:07Hey, Igor
20:08Nanny
20:09What are you doing with that cannon?
20:11We were polishing it, sir
20:12We've seen that man come past us just now
20:16Gorn azee
20:18Yes, Nanny
20:18I'm afraid he has
20:19And them nasty workmen too
20:22I guess so
20:24Oh, good
20:25Just a minute
20:26Does that mean you're not on strike anymore?
20:28I would imagine it does
20:30Nanny
20:30What is it, my little dumpling?
20:33Can I have some breakfast now, please?
20:36Oh, of course you can.
20:38I'll get it right at...
20:40Oopsie-taisy!
20:42Oh, Nanny, you clumsy... Oh, no!
20:45What's the matter, Igor?
20:47Gosh, that scared me!
20:50Oh, well, we'll clear the mess up later.
20:52First, I've got to have my breakfast.
20:54Well, it'll be lunch by now.
20:55What the heck? I'm so hungry, I think I'll have both.
20:58Oh, dear.
20:59What is it, Nanny?
21:00Mr. Igor's shot the kitchen.
21:04What?
21:05Oh, no!
21:06My breakfast!
21:08My lunch!
21:10My...
21:13Once more, the Transylvanian sky
21:17is rent by fearful blood-curdling screams.
21:22Good night out there.
21:23Whatever you are.
21:39If you're feeling...
21:41...or you kind of...
21:43...cumper your man up with...
21:45...dokula.
21:47If your knees go...
21:49...and your teeth go...
21:51...maybe you'll bump into...
21:53...dokula.
21:55He flies through the night...
21:57...looking for a bite...
21:59...but he's back home by daylight...
22:01...dokula.
22:02I'm kicking.
22:04I'm kicking.
22:05If you sort of...
22:06...or you're a little...
22:08...it's certain you'll run into...
22:11...dokula.
22:13If your heart goes...
22:14...but the...
22:15...or your mind goes...
22:17...man you had a rush with...
22:19...dokula.
22:20So watch out for the...
22:22...beware of the...
22:24...and pray you'll never meet with...
22:27...dokula.
22:28Count Dokula.
22:30To be continued...
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