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03:38bir şey var.
03:40bir şey var.
03:42Bir şey yapmanız gerektiğini
03:43ama bu bir keyfi canlı
03:44bir şey yapmak için
03:44bir çizmekle
03:46bir çizgi
03:48bir şey
03:49bir çizgi
03:49bir çizgi
03:50bir çizgi
03:50bir çizgi
03:51bir çizgi
03:51bir çizgi
03:51bir çizgi
03:51bir çizgi
03:52Bu
03:57bir çizgi
03:59bir onları
03:59onları
03:59olaybop
04:00ama
04:00bu
04:01gerçekten
04:02bu
04:03çizgi
04:04bir çizgi
04:06We just want you to loosen up a bit more, enjoy the vitamin D and dive in headfirst into the
04:13dating pool.
04:13Oh Bozayn.
04:15He does know the dating pool isn't a swimming pool, right?
04:18Are you ready?
04:19I cannot wait.
04:21I'm just nervous.
04:21What if we've chosen somebody and you regret it because you could have chosen somebody else?
04:27Asking for a friend, Gabs.
04:28It's quite reasonable to feel a bit apprehensive about it.
04:31But look, we're going to be here every step of the way guiding you through it.
04:34I'm really worried that I brought the wrong person's tennery with me.
04:37Carl's fit, but what if the banter's not there and then I'm just stuck with him?
04:41Sounds like buyer's remorse, Gabby.
04:43Just leave the tags on him and if he's got no chat, we'll take him back.
04:46Do you know what?
04:47You've just arrived in good old tenners.
04:49It's time that you've settled in and we can deal with everything tomorrow.
04:52Woo!
04:54And I've left a little cheeky game for you guys to play over dinner tonight.
04:58Word of warning.
04:59The last time she said that, I ended up playing naked hungry hippos.
05:03Three of the balls are still missing.
05:04My ass was hungry.
05:05All right, we're going.
05:07We're going.
05:07All right, we'll see you guys.
05:09Bye.
05:11Right now they've cleared off, let's check out this sick villa.
05:14Kirsty and Phil would cream their shorts.
05:16Oh, now it's cool.
05:18King-sized beds, neutral tones, Roman blinds, spotlights,
05:23the trendiest sixth-form common room you've ever seen.
05:25And a private gym you'll never use.
05:27Oh, my God.
05:29I'm definitely going to be upstairs.
05:30Oh, my God, it's divine.
05:31This is nice.
05:32I bet those bulbs are a pain to replace.
05:34Jesus Christ.
05:36Oh, God, has Anna forgot to flush again?
05:38Look at the size of this shower.
05:40I am buzzing.
05:42This villa is absolutely gorgeous.
05:48Oh, my God.
05:50No, that headboard is fucking massive.
05:53Still go through it.
05:54I hope Richard and Judy aren't watching.
05:56I'll tell you what, we're going to turn this villa up to 11.
05:59Fun in the sun.
06:01And if the day goes well, what a perfect place to have an after pie.
06:04Wow.
06:05Oh, my God.
06:07Yes, baby.
06:08Yes.
06:09What do you think?
06:10Oh, my God, I love it.
06:11I like it, too.
06:12Should we have a sleepover?
06:13Yes.
06:14This villa is sick.
06:17It's nice to be out of London on the Canary Islands.
06:21And I'm really excited to hang out with my date.
06:23This feels like a great space to invite somebody spunky.
06:26Honey, you could do a lot of spunking in here.
06:31Hello, is that housekeeping?
06:32Yeah, just burn everything.
06:33Thanks.
06:42So whilst our guinea celebs get to grips with their pimping palace of love
06:46and the sun sets on their first day antennas,
06:53it's time to find out what cheeky game Dr. Tara has arranged
06:56for our holiday and hotties over dinner.
07:01This is gorgeous.
07:03Delightful.
07:04How gorgeous is this?
07:06This is stunning.
07:07I love this.
07:09Guys, I want to know what's in the red envelopes.
07:14Never have I ever.
07:15Oh, it's never have I ever, okay.
07:17Brilliant celebrity confessions made easy via drinking.
07:21Nice one, Dr. T.
07:23Colleen looks worried.
07:24Scared of what you let slip.
07:26Never have I ever had sex with someone in a car.
07:30Is that you don't drink or you do drink?
07:32You drink if you have.
07:35Full house.
07:36What a bunch of backseat bangers.
07:38That Voxelastra's never been the second.
07:44How many times have you kicked drinking if you've gone a couple of times?
07:48I'll be pissed.
07:49Colleen's Uber, right?
07:50You must be through the roof.
07:51Right, Colleen.
07:55Never have I ever had sex with someone in public.
07:58What do you mean by public?
07:59What does that mean by public though?
08:00Well, if you're in the car, I was in a bloody public car park when I have sex in the
08:03car.
08:04I'm in the mood for dogging and reversing.
08:09Slay.
08:09Do you know once, I had sex at a festival up a tree.
08:13Up a tree?
08:14What are you, mate?
08:15A fucking koala?
08:17The nook of the tree.
08:18The nook of the tree?
08:19You went up in and down?
08:20Yes.
08:20It was a big old...
08:21That is adventurous.
08:22It had a lot of space to really get in there.
08:25If she's miming the sex, then I don't think I've been doing it right.
08:27Oh my God.
08:28Was it like multi-position as well?
08:30It was.
08:31Jesus.
08:32We were up there for a while.
08:33It was cool.
08:36Oh, blooming heck.
08:37Oh my goodness.
08:38And here's the meat.
08:39Tonight you've got fillet steak with some veggies.
08:41Thank you.
08:42Yum-o.
08:43Yum-o.
08:44Oh my goodness.
08:45How big was the tree?
08:46Really big.
08:47And people walked past.
08:49Did they see you?
08:50I think a couple people did.
08:51Did they?
08:52Were you bothered?
08:53Don't think we can.
08:54Excuse me.
08:54Can you just walk on by, please?
08:55I'm having a time of my life in a tree.
08:57I'm at one with nature.
08:59I was.
09:00Don't take the piss out of her accent, James.
09:02It's bloody rude.
09:04Shall I do one?
09:04Yeah, go on.
09:06Never have I ever slept with a co-worker.
09:11Yeah, and I'll do it again, Romesh.
09:13Any day of the week.
09:17Jesus fucking Christ.
09:18Can we find one that she hasn't done?
09:20Nice deflection, Colleen.
09:22But don't think we haven't inspired you matching her drink for drink.
09:24What about you, Colleen?
09:26Did you drink?
09:26Yeah, I slept with half our band.
09:28It's all coming out tonight.
09:30No wonder she looked nervous.
09:31Why wouldn't you?
09:32I didn't just sleep with them.
09:33The keyboard player I was with for years.
09:35And then I was with the drummer.
09:37It's a good job.
09:38The rest of the band were her sisters.
09:40Well, I thought there was a game well done.
09:42Right, guys.
09:43Well, cheers to our sensational sex.
09:47Cheers.
09:49I feel like I want to go to a tree, no?
09:51Can I just say...
09:53Lucinda, you are the out-and-out winner of that.
09:57Tell that to the poor bastard who's still strapped to the tree with six acorns shoved up his arse.
10:02Yammo!
10:16Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating, coming at you from Tenerife.
10:20And whilst the celebs sleep off last night's boozy confessional, the agents are up and at them in their own
10:26private villa,
10:27continuing the tireless search to find their clients' love.
10:31You want a grape?
10:34Oh, wow.
10:36That was loving.
10:38Open your mouth.
10:39Let's see how I get it in.
10:39Careful now.
10:40I'm getting flashbacks to Angria pose again.
10:43Oh!
10:44Back in the neck.
10:46I like that we have a distance from the celebs.
10:50Mm, it's important.
10:51What, so they can't see you dicking around with fruit instead of actually working?
10:55Because I wouldn't, like, what do you think they do?
10:57You know, they play the game last night, so...
11:00Hopefully they had a spicy time, but we'll see.
11:03I reckon it went wild last night, yeah.
11:05Where to begin, eh, dubs?
11:07Lucinda doing treetop Kama Sutra or Colleen working her way around the staff car park?
11:12When I think back to the mixer, I realised how much challenge we actually have.
11:18Mm-hmm.
11:18Didn't you feel that way?
11:20It was so exposing.
11:21Yes.
11:21So exposing.
11:23A bit like last night's game.
11:24Oh, it's lovely to be here in the sunshine and old tenors.
11:28But you know what?
11:29We're here to work, and we expect our celebrities to as well.
11:32With Gabby, I feel like her lack of self-esteem, it screams in everything she does.
11:38Mm-hmm.
11:39That's why visual aesthetics means a lot to her.
11:42Yes.
11:42Rather than truly connecting with the person.
11:46Yes.
11:46Carl, for example, who she selected, that was purely off of the visual.
11:50You know, she's a young woman that has made some terrible, terrible selections in partners.
11:55I think she is our biggest challenge, actually.
11:58You know who else can handle many dates as well, I think, is David.
12:02Oh, my gosh.
12:03And both of you said he has changed.
12:05Yeah.
12:06He's changed, but I think the Thomas selection indicates not as much change as we thought.
12:13And I think it was about the showcase.
12:15It was about Thomas as a fireman.
12:17Mm-hmm.
12:18And it's more or less, we're going to look good together, right?
12:22But Dave is at a place where he needs to be asking deeper questions.
12:25So, basically, David made a safe choice.
12:28Yes, whereas Colleen's choice, I think she made a safe choice, but I think it was the right choice.
12:34I think Tenerife is going to be perfect for Colleen.
12:38Yeah.
12:39He's going to bring her out of her shell.
12:41She was pretty out of her shell last night.
12:43I think it's going to just, yeah, galvanise her.
12:45And we actually have Colleen in first today with us.
12:48This is so good.
12:49So, we'll see how she is.
12:50Sounds great.
12:51Let's crack on.
12:52Okay, ready?
12:53Go on.
12:53Three, two.
12:57Everybody hold the gold.
12:58That doesn't really make sense, but it's a nice slogan for the agency.
13:06Away from the fruity frolics of Casa Grape, the celebs are stirring.
13:11Oh, God.
13:12Why did we have all them tequilas?
13:15And thinking never have they ever revealed so much in a drinking game before.
13:20They're going to have to focus body and mind on re-energising their love lives.
13:25And by the looks of it, that means yoga, push-ups, downward dogs, and in David's case, a pre-breakfast
13:31rum and coke.
13:32Rise and shine.
13:34Nice way to start the day.
13:36Absolute legend.
13:39Breakfast time, baby.
13:47Are you all feeling good then?
13:49Oh, yeah.
13:50Excited.
13:52I absolutely loved yesterday.
13:54I had the best night.
13:56I've not laughed like that for a long time.
13:57That game really got us all going, didn't it?
14:00I mean, Colin, you're a bit kinky.
14:01Yeah.
14:02You've done a bit.
14:03I'm coming from you.
14:05Let's not call out over breakfast.
14:07You were the next most kinky.
14:08You invented the word.
14:10Let's call it a draw and agree you're both perverts.
14:12I think last night, though, kind of got me into a bit of a false sense of security
14:17because we were just having fun, whereas I woke up tomorrow and I was like,
14:20oh, I'm actually here to go on a date.
14:22I'm excited.
14:23Sending my blood pressure through the roof.
14:25Yeah, or it could be from the litre of coke you've just chucked.
14:28Well, I hope Carl sends my blood pressure through the roof.
14:31What are you wearing if you decide what you're wearing?
14:33OK, so I'm thinking this.
14:35Are you pubically prepared for that?
14:37What a lovely way to say, have you waxed your pubes?
14:40Jesus, though, Gabby, you might get a bloody rope burn with that.
14:45If you sneeze, you might Carl get more than he bargained for.
14:50Have you got a date as well?
14:52Yeah, tonight.
14:53Are you excited?
14:53I am excited.
14:54I'm excited to see what Thomas is like in Spain.
14:59Why?
15:01Sometimes when people get in the sun, they just go crazy.
15:03Says the geezer who hasn't worn trousers for five episodes.
15:06I've got to see the agents today.
15:08Have you?
15:08See, that's actually worse than going on a date.
15:11It is.
15:11Because you're about to get torn left, right and centre.
15:15Hopefully I will on my date as well.
15:18Oh, she's off again.
15:21You dirty cow.
15:23I wonder what car her date's got in mind.
15:25Got to be an estate car, innit, for that?
15:27I have got bum soup, central.
15:29Quick arse wipe, new pair of pants, she'll be brand new.
15:39Back indoors, Gabby's getting a last-minute fit check from Lucinda ahead of her date with Carl.
15:44Where she's hoping to make like David's arse and turn up the heat.
15:49Yes.
15:50That's wicked.
15:51Thank you.
15:52It looks awesome.
15:54It's so fun.
15:56Yeah, and you know what?
15:57It's actually comfortable as well.
15:58Yes.
15:59Well, that's a good start as Gabby was anything but comfortable at the mixer.
16:05Gabby!
16:06Hi there.
16:06What's up?
16:07I'm so stressed.
16:07I can hear you.
16:09I can hear you shaking.
16:10I'm very overwhelmed with this.
16:11It was an absolute sausage fest, but Gabby found the wiener she wanted in the form of
16:16Geordie Boxing Club owner Carl.
16:18Why did you pick Carl?
16:20Fancy Jeff.
16:21So, there you go.
16:22But it remains to be seen if he'll be able to knock her out with his chat.
16:26All I know about Carl so far is that he is a boxer.
16:31He's from Newcastle.
16:33Everyone from Newcastle's a boxer after a few beers.
16:35Have you ever been to Newcastle?
16:36I have.
16:37Such a good night out.
16:38Are they Brommies?
16:40Typical Kiwi.
16:41Can't tell accents apart.
16:43No, Geordies.
16:44Geordies, of course they are.
16:45Half the reason I picked them, to be honest, because I could just listen to him all day.
16:48Definitely not a Brommie, then.
16:49However, he doesn't seem to talk much.
16:51So, if I basically just shut up for a minute and let him speak, we'll either be sat in silence.
16:59But, you know, if he's got no questions for you and doesn't give you an opportunity to open up,
17:04that's a big deal, isn't it?
17:04I'm hoping that his personality is as good as how he looks.
17:12Come on, Carl.
17:13Shine through your personality.
17:14Come on, Sean.
17:15Let's go.
17:16Sean.
17:18Come on, Carl.
17:19Well, if Carl doesn't come through tonight, then maybe we'll give this Seanfella a go.
17:30So, whilst Gabby applies her finishing touches, Lucinda's popped Paul's side to be the feminine filling in this meaty stud
17:37sandwich.
17:37Now, you scrumptious creatures, are you ready for a little affirmation?
17:44Do they look ready to you, Lou?
17:46We are going to really power up from our mooladara, our base, our genitalia up.
17:52You don't want their genitalia up.
17:54Not in those shorts.
17:56So, I'll start.
17:57Ready?
17:58I am ready to date.
18:02I am funny, and my chat is good.
18:05Yes, I am.
18:07Oh, come on.
18:08No, this is a moment of encouragement.
18:10She said affirmation, not delusion.
18:13We don't laugh at each other anymore.
18:14Don't work with that.
18:15I am, mate.
18:16Green eggs.
18:17I thought, I'm sorry, this is a safe space.
18:19Okay, sorry, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready.
18:21This is a safe space.
18:21Come on, reset, reset.
18:23Okay, sorry.
18:24Oh, woosah, I'm sorry.
18:25No.
18:25Let me get my genitals in line.
18:26This is a sacred circle of support.
18:30I am slaying.
18:32Yes.
18:32Can I believe that?
18:33I am a nurse.
18:36I am in good shape.
18:38I am also in good shape.
18:42Don't you laugh?
18:43Wow.
18:44No, no.
18:45Wow.
18:45I agree, you're beautiful.
18:46I've told you you're beautiful.
18:48I'd never question that.
18:48Shh.
18:49Well, I'd say that was a roaring success.
18:51Thanks, Lucinda.
18:52I think everyone feels much better about themselves now.
19:00Down at the marina, Gabby is arriving for her posh yacht date with mixer pick Carl.
19:05And fingers crossed, he is bringing some A-grade banter.
19:10Oh, hello, sunshine.
19:12Sexy slow-mo in sunglasses.
19:14I'd let him come on my boat.
19:16The reason I chose Carl is because he was the fittest in the room, let's be honest.
19:21So, I'm excited to see him again.
19:23But, I am kind of nervous to see if his personality lives up to his looks.
19:29Well, let's find out, shall we?
19:30Really exciting to go out of boat.
19:35So, I'm looking forward to it.
19:36I wonder if he'll still have that sexy Geordie accent when he's chundering over the side.
19:42How are you?
19:43How are you?
19:44I'm good, thanks.
19:44You look nice.
19:45Good to see you.
19:45You look beautiful.
19:46Nice to see you.
19:47Nice to see you.
19:48Have you ever been on a date on a boat before?
19:49No.
19:50Look at it.
19:50I'm looking forward to it.
19:52Unreal, right?
19:52Massive.
19:53Shall we get on then?
19:54Yeah.
19:55Come on then.
19:56All aboard the Vantabone.
19:58Anchors away.
19:59Oh, God.
20:02How stunning.
20:03Hello.
20:04Is this for me?
20:05Thank you.
20:06It's good to see Jamiroquois keeping well.
20:08Cheers.
20:09Cheers.
20:09Cheers.
20:10Thank you so much.
20:12Bye, guys.
20:16Oh, cute.
20:19This is so nice, isn't it?
20:22It's clear.
20:23Did you get too sick?
20:24How the fuck would he know he's never been on a boat?
20:31Cheers.
20:32Cheers.
20:32Nice to see you again.
20:33Nice to see you again.
20:34How are you feeling after last week?
20:37I was a little bit nervous, but now that I'm here, I'm enjoying it.
20:40It's really nice.
20:41Remind me how old you are again.
20:42Straight to the point, Gavs.
20:44Do you want a date or doing a medical?
20:45Three years.
20:46I haven't ever dated anyone that's 38.
20:49Have you ever seen?
20:50Always go younger.
20:51No, it's not that I, like, choose to go younger.
20:53It's just, that's what.
20:55The way to work out totally.
20:56Yeah.
20:56Yeah.
20:57What did you date at 38-year-old, though?
20:58Would be orcs if she said no now, Carl.
21:01Well, I'm going to date with you right now.
21:04Relax, mate.
21:04Be confident.
21:05Be smooth.
21:07Shit.
21:08Oh, for fuck's sake.
21:10Carl is really fit, right?
21:14But he's also really nervous.
21:15And I know Anna said not to do all the chat, but I feel like I just need to warm
21:20him up a bit.
21:20So you have a boxing gym or a normal gym?
21:23So it's a boxing gym.
21:24Sick.
21:24And kids come and do classes with you?
21:26So, like, from four-year-old to 16, like, over 100 kids now.
21:29So it's like...
21:30That's so sick.
21:31Yes, Carl, physically fit and loves kids.
21:33He's back in the game.
21:34Um, is there anything else you want to know about me?
21:38Um...
21:38As a person.
21:43Oh, man.
21:46Come on, mate.
21:46This should be easy.
21:47Ask her anything.
21:48Just show a little interest.
21:50She thinks you're so hot, she'll accept the most basic suggestion of conversation.
21:57I'm trying to think now.
21:58Of course, I'll spot.
21:59Can someone call the Coast Guard, please?
22:01This fella needs saving from himself.
22:11Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating,
22:13where the boys thought they were off the hook from the Wicked Witch of Australia, Lucinda,
22:17but she's casting more spells on James and David.
22:20Right now, we're just going to throw into this cauldron
22:24what we're bringing to our dance.
22:26Throw it in.
22:27Fun.
22:28Fun.
22:28Silliness.
22:30Spunk.
22:30Ugh.
22:31So, from jizz to fizz now,
22:33as out in the Atlantic,
22:34Gabby's dumbstruck date, Carl,
22:36is reaching for liquid confidence.
22:39Thank you.
22:41So, at what point on the mixer did you think that you want to pick me?
22:48Um, I...
22:49fancied you the most.
22:50Oh, that's good.
22:51Too good to know.
22:53Yeah.
22:53Well, I definitely fancied you when you came in.
22:55I feel like you are, like...
22:57Obviously, you're nervous right now.
22:59Yeah.
22:59But I think if the more I got to know you,
23:02I feel you'd come out of your shell.
23:04Like, once I get caught around somewhere else,
23:06like, I just turn...
23:06Like, I'm really witty and stuff.
23:08We've only got the yacht for an hour, mate,
23:09so get cracking, yeah?
23:10That's the only reason I'm nervous,
23:11because, like, I fancy you so much.
23:13When Carl can get his words out,
23:15he does say some really nice things.
23:17I mean, who doesn't love a compliment?
23:19Should we go and get some sun?
23:20Yeah, definitely.
23:21Here we go.
23:22No one going overboard, please.
23:24Fair play, Carl.
23:25You might have pulled this back from the brink, mate.
23:27Let the seduction continue on the sun deck.
23:31Oh, shit.
23:32Oh, no, it's falling over.
23:33Oh, we're, man.
23:36Meanwhile, back at the agent's villa,
23:38Colleen has an appointment with the love doctors
23:40ahead of her date with Steve tomorrow.
23:43Here she is.
23:44Hi.
23:45Welcome to the agency villa.
23:47I mean, this is just ridiculous.
23:49It is, isn't it?
23:50It makes me glad to be alive.
23:52Colleen was plunged straight into it at the mixer
23:54but struggled to find a flow with plumber Joel.
23:57He made a couple of electric shops and they heard.
24:00But the sparks really began
24:02after meeting security company owner Steve.
24:05I'm making two drinks here and I'm flashing my bra right here.
24:09Securing him a ticket to Tedder's.
24:11Oh, I love that.
24:14As soon as we sat down and started talking,
24:17it felt so just natural.
24:20He instantly made me laugh, which is massive for me.
24:22And he was very attractive, so it felt really good.
24:25But having said that, you know, it's still bizarre
24:28that I talked to someone for ten minutes
24:30and now I'm on holiday on Tenerife with him.
24:32Well, when you put it like that, yeah, that's mental.
24:35Do you feel a little bit nervous?
24:36Yeah.
24:37What are you feeling nervous about?
24:39I don't know.
24:40I just sort of think he won't fancy me.
24:44And this is all lovely and getting all dressed up
24:47and everything and lovely and putting makeup on,
24:49but I just feel like I'm kind of giving him
24:51a false sense of who I am, aesthetically.
24:56It's really difficult for me
24:57because I have quite a lot of insecurities about myself.
25:00You know, I don't wear full makeup every day.
25:02I get up and I'm on a farm and that's the real me
25:05and I'm worried that Steve won't like the real me.
25:09So I kind of think I'm being fake with him
25:11because I want to go,
25:11but you need to just see me how I am.
25:21Over at the Celeb Villa,
25:22David's showing his authentic self to Rugger Bugger James
25:25ahead of his date with Thomas tonight.
25:28Comfy on my bed, love?
25:29Yeah, I am comfy, yeah.
25:30Yeah, I'm glad you're here.
25:31I'm going to use your...
25:36style.
25:37Yeah, I'd struggle with what to call it too.
25:41to help me pick something.
25:44You're brave taking tips from a man in those shorts,
25:46but you're not as brave as a certain firefighter
25:50who got Potsy's attention at the mixer.
25:52Fire man!
25:54So if I just burst into flames at any time,
25:56you can put me out?
25:57Don't ask me to take my hose out.
25:59OK, but can he have a look at your helmet?
26:02OK, so...
26:03Right.
26:04We've got...
26:05cute little summer...
26:07Yeah.
26:08...shirt.
26:09Then we've got this number.
26:10Oh, I did realise it was fancy dress.
26:13Which is like a black chiffon furry.
26:17I think I am edging towards this.
26:19Are you?
26:21This says, help me, I'm on fire, get your hose out and...
26:24Yeah, damp me down.
26:25...before I burn to the ground.
26:26Yeah, yeah.
26:27I think I'd let that top burn.
26:31Talk to me about what the agent said.
26:32They've actually said that I need to stop being so impulsive.
26:35OK.
26:35And just take my time, take a back seat.
26:37Thomas at the mixer was very...
26:40energetic.
26:41Like, very chatty and stuff.
26:43So, I'm thinking maybe I will try and let him lead the conversation.
26:47Paul said that I need to take a break.
26:50Like, in a conversation, because I don't like an awkward silence.
26:53I mean, you could do with having a break in this one, to be honest.
26:55And you're going to let him drive the energy?
26:58Well, I'll let him semi-drive it.
27:00Yeah, yeah.
27:01Do you know what I mean?
27:01Like, I don't want to be a boring bastard.
27:03No, fine.
27:03OK, good luck with it.
27:04I'm there for you.
27:05I'll be here if you need to get the hose.
27:06He'll be here when I get back.
27:07All right, see you later.
27:08Enjoy your day.
27:10Thanks.
27:13Sorry, I'm just going to...
27:17My bed's wet, bro.
27:18My bed is soaking wet.
27:22Sweaty bastard.
27:23Could be worse, David.
27:24At least it's not bum soup.
27:26No, but seriously, I'm supposed to be getting ready for a day,
27:28and all I'm doing now is drying his sweaty crack off my bedding.
27:33Yeah, I'm not sure you're drying it off so much as drying it into.
27:36Oh, clear now.
27:46Away from all the bum soup at the villa,
27:48it's squeaky bum time at sea for Gabby and nervous Nelly Carl,
27:51as they hope to make a deeper than surface level connection.
27:54Who would have thought, last week, when you stood in that bar,
27:58that you're going to be here right now?
27:59I'm surprised that you survived falling off the deck.
28:02No, I'm sat here with you looking beautiful.
28:07You're a slow burner, I think.
28:10Once you're comfortable, then you're...
28:11Yeah, like, different, yeah.
28:13Yeah.
28:14Carl is really fit, but, oh, my God,
28:17every conversation's a struggle.
28:19I can't decide whether I should just snog him or jump off the boat.
28:23So, do you like tattoos?
28:25Well, you're fucked if she don't.
28:27Yeah?
28:27Yeah.
28:28This many tattoos.
28:29No, I like them.
28:30Is your arse tattooed?
28:35Nah.
28:37That's the only place.
28:39Do scale, get on there.
28:41What a wimp.
28:42I've got Paul's face on my left cheek and Anna's on my right.
28:44Tara's going to have to go in the gooch.
28:55Back on land, my bum-cheek chums are delving deeper
28:58into Colleen's dating worries.
28:59Do you know what you're doing?
29:00It's interesting.
29:01You're doing something that you did the first moment that we met.
29:03You continue to negative self-talk.
29:06You're probably the most compelling celebrity that we have here.
29:11But I don't believe that you believe that.
29:14No, I don't.
29:15Colleen's lack of self-worth is very much holding her back.
29:18What she's going to need to do is stop the negative self-talk
29:21and stop the people-pleasing
29:23if she's going to move forward in any way.
29:26You need to change the script.
29:27Yes.
29:28And only you can do that.
29:29But Paul's absolutely spot on.
29:30That inner self-critic is going to be your worst enemy.
29:34Yeah, I totally agree with you.
29:36But I don't want to get to a point
29:38where I think I'm the best thing since sliced bread.
29:41No, ultimately what we're saying is that
29:42we want you to value you
29:45just to the degree that we value you.
29:48Self-love.
29:49Yes.
29:49It's okay to say I'm sexy.
29:51I'm going to have fun at this date
29:52because you know what?
29:54I have a lot to offer so when I show up,
29:56Steve's going to be like,
29:57damn, mommy.
30:00She looks utterly thrilled about that, Dr. T.
30:02You have started incredibly strong.
30:04But remember, this is a full journey
30:06and you're only at the beginning of it.
30:08And what Paul's saying is
30:09just take the pressure off yourself
30:10because in your own words, you overthink things.
30:13Keep enjoying this.
30:14Stay in the moment with Steve.
30:16And who knows what's going to happen?
30:18The more open you are, the better.
30:19Okay?
30:20As long as you feel good, you look good.
30:22You know what?
30:23Steve's a lucky man.
30:25Go get him, Tiger.
30:26A game.
30:27Enjoy yourself.
30:28Have fun on your day.
30:29Thank you.
30:30Bye.
30:30Bye, babe.
30:31Bye, bye.
30:31Work it.
30:32Work it.
30:33Hey, Steve, I'm coming for you, baby.
30:35There she is.
30:37Damn, mommy.
30:39No, that felt really weird.
30:40Sorry.
30:41Sorry, everyone.
30:45Back out on the waves,
30:46Gabby's still hoping for a bit of Aljafava
30:48from Slow Burner Carl.
30:53Have you had a nice time?
30:55I've had a really good time.
30:56Have you?
30:57Probably the best day I've ever been.
31:00I feel like the only thing left to do
31:03to see if there's any chemistry there
31:05is to just snog them.
31:06And let's just hope that the kiss
31:08is better than the chat.
31:12Look, I fancy it.
31:13I fancy it.
31:15But I think
31:17we need to break the ice.
31:25Well, hey, ice officially broken.
31:28Who needs talk when you can tongue?
31:31And you talk so sweet
31:31when you're doing bad things
31:33that's bad.
31:36And?
31:37Oh, back for more?
31:39Like a thirsty cat near a leaky tap.
31:41Just a cute guy
31:42with the white-blue eyes
31:43and the big bad at night.
31:46I know it's time to be redundant.
31:49So do you think the comedy's good, then?
31:52If this pause was any more pregnant,
31:54he'd have triplets.
31:58Not when I'm a jury's at all.
32:02Yeah.
32:02It'll get better.
32:05To be fair, Carl,
32:06you just got off with a Love Islander
32:07on a yacht,
32:08so you're doing better than most, mate.
32:09Oh, we're the lad.
32:10Oh, you're cute.
32:11You are cute.
32:15Going to feel like we're on a break
32:16for the rest of the day, I think.
32:17I'm having a heart.
32:18Like shaving.
32:22Well, I had a lovely day.
32:23I hope you did, too.
32:24Absolutely.
32:24Nice to see you.
32:26See you again.
32:27Enjoyed the rest of your day.
32:28See you later.
32:29I'm really frustrated
32:30because I feel like
32:31he has so much potential.
32:33He's fit.
32:34And when I first saw him,
32:35I was like,
32:36yeah, this is a great choice.
32:38But I'm exhausted.
32:39I feel like
32:40I was asking
32:41all of the questions.
32:42I was really, really trying.
32:44And I got nothing back.
32:45You got two snogs.
32:47I'd really love
32:48to have a second date with Gabby.
32:49She's very driven,
32:51got a great personality.
32:52She's absolutely gorgeous,
32:53so it's everything
32:54that I'll be looking for.
32:56Hopefully, I guess
32:57did seal the deal
32:57for a second date.
32:59Let's find out.
33:00Did it?
33:01I'm not sure
33:02if I'd just be wasting my time
33:04with Carl,
33:05to be honest,
33:05for a second date.
33:06I just don't know
33:07if I have the time
33:09or the patience
33:11to have such dead chat.
33:13I need more.
33:15Oh, holy shit.
33:17It's a good job
33:17Carl's a boxer
33:18because that's a lot
33:19to take on the chin.
33:28Welcome back
33:29to Celebs Go Dating
33:31and as the sun
33:32goes down in tenors,
33:33all sorts of creatures emerge.
33:35Just look at this one,
33:36all legs and feathers
33:37like a goth flamingo.
33:39It's a peacock in Potsy
33:41off to see
33:41a flamboyant fireman
33:42Thomas
33:43can tickle his giblets.
33:45I am so excited
33:47to see Thomas again.
33:48He is absolutely gorgeous
33:50so I really hope
33:51that we just get on
33:52like we did at the mixer.
33:53I mean, listen,
33:54if he wants to give me
33:55a fireman's lift,
33:56I'm not going to say no on it.
33:59You look more like a cat
34:00stuck up a palm tree
34:01in that get-up.
34:02The agents have said
34:03I'm very impulsive
34:04so I need to try
34:04and take it slow
34:05but at the end of the day,
34:07I'm like Paula Radcliffe, mate.
34:08I can't stop.
34:10I'm a sprinter.
34:11Well, she ran marathons,
34:12not sprints
34:13and famously
34:14stopped to take his shit
34:15mid run.
34:15Otherwise,
34:16a perfect analogy.
34:17I am so excited
34:18to have a date
34:19with David tonight.
34:20Just hope
34:21I'm not going to get shy
34:22because when I'm shy
34:23I don't speak
34:24so I will be,
34:25you know,
34:25my face is going to get red
34:26and, you know,
34:27red and pink
34:28doesn't really go together
34:29so I won't feel
34:31too self-conscious, mate.
34:32Your date's naked
34:33from the waist down.
34:35David!
34:37Hello!
34:38Nice to see you.
34:40You're amazing.
34:41You're from Rio.
34:42Loving this shirt.
34:44Especially for you,
34:45Pink, right?
34:46Oh, I love pink.
34:47I love this shirt.
34:48Honestly, I love black.
34:49I was going to wear black.
34:50OK.
34:50But then I feel like
34:51you're going to wear a black
34:52so I didn't want to be competition.
34:53Oh, how did you know?
34:53How did you know?
34:54I cannot believe
34:55I'm actually sitting
34:56at the same table with you.
34:57Why?
34:58It's like, oh my God,
34:59it's like I'm sitting with the icon.
35:01David boy's definitely
35:01going to want to slide down
35:02your pole now.
35:03You're not wrong.
35:06Excuse me?
35:08Did someone just say icon?
35:10Honey, I knew I already
35:11fancied Thomas,
35:12but now this could be love.
35:15So much for that plan
35:16not to get too carried away then.
35:17So what would you like to drink?
35:18What's your favourite drink
35:19to go for?
35:20Oh.
35:21So I am a bugger
35:22for a tequila.
35:24Older you get,
35:25once you get to my age,
35:26honestly, I'm like,
35:26maybe I don't look,
35:27but I'm older than you, David.
35:29When I get to that
35:30massive age of 41,
35:32I'm like a sugar daddy.
35:33You're a massive age of 41.
35:34I'm sugar daddy without sugar.
35:35and they said,
35:38I'm down for daddy.
35:41Steady on, Tiger.
35:43You make Thomas
35:43clash of his suit.
35:46Back at the villa,
35:47Gabby's returning
35:47a little red in the face
35:48after a mixer-picked Carl
35:50failed to float her boat.
35:52Wow.
35:53Look at you.
35:54I bet it went to it
35:55because I was on a boat.
35:57A boat?
35:57Like a yacht.
35:59No, really?
36:00A huge yacht.
36:01You should have seen it.
36:02A boat?
36:03Yeah, James.
36:04Big, long thing
36:05sits on the water.
36:06It was unreal.
36:08Like a big, proper,
36:08like not yacht?
36:09Huge yacht.
36:10Really?
36:10Yeah.
36:10What's he not getting?
36:11Can someone draw him
36:12a picture, please?
36:13Oh, my God, Carl.
36:14Tell us about him.
36:16You know what?
36:17It was a really nice date
36:18and he's a really nice guy,
36:20but then the chat wasn't chatting.
36:23Yeah.
36:24Did you touch him?
36:26She did.
36:27With her tongue.
36:28Yeah, I know what you mean.
36:30Did it like...
36:31Was there any of this?
36:32Yeah.
36:33Was it hand-holding?
36:34Was it any canoodling?
36:35Canoodling.
36:36Did you kiss him?
36:37Did you kiss him?
36:38Did you kiss him?
36:40Did you kiss him?
36:41Oh, good.
36:42Was he good?
36:43No.
36:44Oh, no.
36:45It wasn't bad.
36:46Oh, OK.
36:47It was just...
36:48Everything, everything was meh.
36:50So, yeah.
36:51Neutral.
36:51Just a beige, just a beige, just a beige.
36:53And you know what?
36:53The date was like,
36:54had so much potential for it to be sexy.
36:56Sexy.
36:57Like, you could have shagged on that.
36:59Yeah, yeah.
36:59I'm not sure the skipper would have been keen on that.
37:01Or the camera crew.
37:03I'd have had a little.
37:08Back with daddy-loving David,
37:10who's been struggling to keep his impulses at bay
37:12on his date with Thomas.
37:14How long have you been a fireman for?
37:16Five years, yeah.
37:17Close to five years.
37:18Great job saving lives.
37:19How do you feel fulfilled?
37:21100%.
37:22God.
37:22Yeah, I worked as a prison officer before as well, so...
37:25You know what?
37:26I know.
37:26And you wouldn't say that.
37:28You work these way around emergency services.
37:29You'll be a doctor now.
37:31I'm not sure that's how it works, David.
37:33So, tell me, like...
37:34Some of that is spicy.
37:35It's spicy.
37:37Oh, my God.
37:39It's a really...
37:41Well, enjoy.
37:42Well, enjoy.
37:43I hope he's more sympathetic if your house is on fire.
37:47But he's so spicy.
37:50Well, you are on fire.
37:51You are in the right place.
37:54You're on fire now.
37:55Tenerife knows how to turn the heat up.
37:57They're trying to get you to get your hose out and blow me out.
38:01That's so wrong.
38:02Can someone please just get their dick out
38:04so we can stop with the fucking hose jokes?
38:06I'll do it.
38:07This is going so well,
38:09but I need to remember what the agent said.
38:12I need to chill out a little bit
38:13and just enjoy the time with Thomas
38:15before I start booking the church.
38:18Have you been sunbathing?
38:19A little bit, yeah.
38:20But just like, you know,
38:21I like the fake tan a little bit sometimes.
38:22Okay.
38:23You know, typical.
38:24Which is bad
38:25because whenever you wear something like this,
38:27it's not going to be pink anymore.
38:28Oh, your fake tan's going to go on air.
38:29This is an issue, Thomas,
38:30because back in Bolton,
38:32I have crisp white bedding.
38:34Well, give or take the odd bum soup stain.
38:37I love it.
38:37I love it.
38:38I'm not going to love it
38:39when you get in it
38:40and there's orange stains everywhere.
38:42Well, you know,
38:43when we get to that point,
38:44then I will stop using a fake tan.
38:46Sorry, I won't rush.
38:47I won't jump the gun here.
38:49You can't help yourself, Potsy,
38:50though I'd be more concerned
38:51about that chimichurri coming through
38:53than any fake tan.
38:57With no spicy games planned
38:58by the interfering agents tonight,
39:00the rest of the gang
39:01are free to make their own entertainment.
39:03Guys, shall we play the dick and vagina game?
39:05I'm not falling for that one again.
39:07I've got two kids already.
39:08I think it's what Dr Tara would want.
39:12What is that?
39:13So you give your vagina an adjective.
39:17We start with A, B, C,
39:19dick for you.
39:20Oh, thank God.
39:22Thank God I got one of them, yeah.
39:23Right.
39:25My vagina...
39:26Oh, my God, yeah.
39:28..is awesome.
39:31My vagina is badass.
39:36My dick is cuddly.
39:39How are you, liar?
39:40How would you know, Colleen?
39:41Was he in the band?
39:42Oh, God.
39:44Or in the Cortina?
39:45Just let him in a hand.
39:48My vagina is delicious.
39:50My turn.
39:51My dick is elusive,
39:53especially when it's cold
39:54and I've not trimmed my pubes.
39:56Horrible little thing.
39:57Like a bird in a nest.
40:01Over in town,
40:02you'd have to try pretty hard
40:03to find a couple
40:04with as good a connection
40:05as David and Thomas right now.
40:07So, then, the relationships?
40:09Oh, sounds like our feathered friend here
40:11might be about to get grilled.
40:13Do you mind or not?
40:14No, no.
40:14I'm ready for it.
40:15Oh, God.
40:18So, yeah, so, like,
40:19have you been in a long-term relationship?
40:21No, so I've never had, like,
40:22a full-on boyfriend-boyfriend.
40:26But I've had, like, situationships.
40:29OK.
40:29Sometimes I think to myself,
40:31am I ever going to get to that?
40:34So, then, sometimes I feel quite
40:36insecure about that.
40:37You have to push yourself out there.
40:39You have to experience and start waiting.
40:41Yeah.
40:41Because if you don't,
40:42you won't find anyone.
40:44No-one's going to knock on the door
40:44and say,
40:45hi, you are amazing.
40:46No, it's like, no, like, you know.
40:48Tell you what, Tomas,
40:50if you're ever packing the fire brigade,
40:51you should come join the agents.
40:53So, thank you for opening about that.
40:54That means a lot.
40:55It's not saving lives,
40:56but it's saving love lives.
40:58Cheers to us opening up.
40:59Oh, my God.
41:00Can I say, I actually never get vulnerable
41:03because I actually find out
41:04me being vulnerable quite cringy.
41:06I'm literally like,
41:07oh, God, what if they just think, ew.
41:10And yet, look, you just got vulnerable.
41:12And it wasn't cringe.
41:13That's progress, mate.
41:14Keep going.
41:15I think this is the main thing of dating.
41:17Being vulnerable.
41:18Preach.
41:19OK, so, question for you.
41:22Your turn to get vulnerable, Tomas.
41:26Do you prefer a bath or a shower?
41:29What?
41:30I was going to say shower.
41:32Shower.
41:32Fair.
41:33And then you.
41:35If I'm in the bath,
41:36and you're in the bath
41:38with that muscle,
41:39that bath is full,
41:40we'll be able to put that much water in it
41:42because it'll overflow, love.
41:44And after all that spicy food you've been eating,
41:47it'll be like a jacuzzi.
42:16A real bum suit.
42:18Get in.
42:19Nice one, Dave.
42:20Let's finish these.
42:23Blimey, he really is in a hurry to take him home, isn't he?
42:26I'm ready, baby.
42:28Better out than you.
42:30I'm so sorry.
42:31A bit late now.
42:32And speaking of filthy in and out,
42:34please tell me they've stopped playing the dick and vagina game back at the villa.
42:37Every day, every day, every day, every day, I know you better.
42:41My vagina is...
42:44Cool, say, haven't.
42:45Young.
42:47I wish.
42:48Yawning.
43:00Just as long as it don't start snoring, Kaleen.
43:03I'm back, bitchy!
43:05Oh!
43:08I brought you a present.
43:11Let's get a drink.
43:12Come on, Thomas.
43:14Poor Thomas.
43:15I bet he's walked into burning houses less intimidating than this.
43:18How has the night been for you?
43:20We laughed a lot.
43:21You know laughing is the most important thing, right?
43:23Yeah, absolutely.
43:23When you're talking to somebody.
43:24Yeah, we were pissing.
43:25Yeah, the waiter must have been fuming.
43:27Has there been a little patch?
43:29No.
43:30Yeah, no.
43:31Not yet.
43:31She did.
43:32She did.
43:33Go on, girl.
43:34Did you have fun?
43:34We was on a boat.
43:35Oh, nice.
43:37Don't.
43:37James has only just got over it.
43:39A yacht, I suppose.
43:40It was...
43:40Jesus Christ!
43:41I got a spicy steak and she gets a bloody yacht day.
43:44The night's still young, Potsie.
43:46Still plenty of time to climb aboard the good ship, Thomas.
43:49Shall we go and continue this elsewhere?
43:52Yeah.
43:52Yeah?
43:53I didn't mean immediately.
43:54See you next time.
43:55Bye.
43:56Bye.
43:57We missed you guys already.
43:59That was very cute.
44:00They're gorgeous.
44:01I'm in a room next to David.
44:02Oh, just put your fingers in yours.
44:04The way he's rushing about tonight,
44:06he'll probably be finished before we've even thought of a Z word for your fanny.
44:09Shall we have a little seat here?
44:11Absolutely.
44:12I really like Thomas.
44:13He's very flirty.
44:14He's very cheeky.
44:16However, it's no secret that I am shit at flirting.
44:19So sometimes I struggle to know whether people are liking me like that or not.
44:23Have you had a good time?
44:25It was very nice.
44:25From my point of view, it was nice to meet you.
44:27Nice to discover the other side of you.
44:29Yeah.
44:29I've had a good time, good laugh,
44:30and it would be nice to discover more from you, I think.
44:33Okay.
44:34And that's...
44:34So it's like you saying you want to see me again?
44:36It'd be nice to have a...
44:37I think that would be nice.
44:39I mean, from my point of view, I think it would be nice.
44:40I think we've established it might be nice.
44:43It'd be nice.
44:44Can you be quite sure?
44:45I think being sure is probably a key thing in this situation.
44:51Yeah.
44:51I think it would be great to see you, 100%.
44:53Thank you.
44:55Yeah, I think it'd be nice to see each other.
44:57Yeah.
44:57See what happens.
44:59Oh, nice one, fellas.
45:01Nice.
45:02The date was really nice.
45:04It was a really good vibe, really good energy,
45:06and we had a fantastic time.
45:09So warm, so funny, so entertaining,
45:12and actually a very nice person deeply inside.
45:15But it's just kind of got me, like, all giddy now and all gied up.
45:19Well, this sounds promising for Tomas.
45:21And I'm like, bring on the other boys.
45:24Oh.
45:24Let's see who else is out there.
45:27Oops.
45:32I'm locked out.
45:35Shit.
45:40Oh, I think everyone's gone to bed, mate.
45:43Nope, Colleen's vagina's still up.
45:47Next week.
45:48Welcome to Spain.
45:50Dates.
45:50I don't want to blow smoke up your ass.
45:52Unless you ask nicely.
45:54Drama.
45:54We would like to introduce some new faces.
45:57No way.
45:59Oh, my God.
46:01Dilemmas.
46:01It's time for some radical honesty.
46:04I want somebody who's going to give me everything.
46:07I just wanted a bit more back.
46:08I'm going to say no.
46:09And a new dog in town.
46:11PK Humble.
46:12You have a roster going.
46:14Everyone's got a roster.
46:15Well, I ain't.
46:16As a celebs.
46:17You've got a great body.
46:18Go.
46:18I might be asexual.
46:20Dating.
46:21Hi.
46:22I'm in the mood.
46:23Testing, testing.
46:24Actually, don't do that.
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