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First broadcast 4th October 2013.
Stephen Fry
Alan Davies
Bill Bailey
Jimmy Carr
Jeremy Clarkson
Stephen Fry
Alan Davies
Bill Bailey
Jimmy Carr
Jeremy Clarkson
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00:00And welcome to QI, where tonight we're all kings for a day.
00:03Joining me at court are His Majesty King James VI, Jimmy Carr.
00:09And His Majesty King William III, Bill Bailey.
00:19His Majesty King Jeremy, the only, Jeremy Carson.
00:29And King Alan Davis.
00:36So, before we commence our battle royal, let the trumpet sound.
00:40Jimmy goes...
00:49Bill goes...
00:55Jeremy goes...
01:02And Alan goes...
01:06Why am I not surprised?
01:09Now, here are some kings that I'm sure you're utterly aware of.
01:14But can you tell me how they got their nicknames?
01:18These are all real kings and they're real nicknames.
01:22Is this what people called them while they were actually on the throne?
01:25Because history is always written by the victors.
01:28And therefore you have got William the Conqueror, who is probably called William the Weak.
01:32Well, he was probably William the I'm-gonna-give-you-this-a-go.
01:35Yeah, exactly.
01:36Why don't we have that now anymore?
01:38Why isn't it Queen Elizabeth the German?
01:40I know.
01:44Constantine, you should be able to guess where he comes from.
01:46Sorry.
01:47Greece.
01:47Have you ever crowned it?
01:48Yeah, it's...
01:49Look, it's done that.
01:50You see, that's it.
01:54Some medieval torture.
01:55Yeah, this is what they've put round royal dogs to stop them nibbling their stitches.
02:00That's in the crown, mate.
02:03Has your head lost weight?
02:04It has, yes.
02:06It's lost even more hair than when we started.
02:08Sorry.
02:09Yes, I do apologize.
02:12You're welcome to take it off.
02:15We're going to leave you to be a king.
02:16Oh, you can abdicate.
02:19No, that's going to hurt.
02:21So, I...
02:22Just, no...
02:22Two-year-old trailer clothes.
02:24Bill, try and get it down the other way.
02:25Try and get it down the other way.
02:27Try and go through it?
02:28Yeah, try and go through it.
02:30I think this is...
02:33Come on, Bill.
02:39And that's the last we ever saw of him.
02:42That's not good.
02:42That's not a good look.
02:45I was thinking of Zoidberg from Futurama.
02:48Honestly, you were fine.
02:50You were fine.
02:50It's a great look.
02:55I'm going to put this as my passport photo.
02:59What do you do?
03:00I'm a fighting king.
03:01What do you want?
03:03You can take it off now.
03:04You can all take off your crowns.
03:05Oh, God, thank you.
03:06Thank you very much, yes.
03:08So, this brings us to these names.
03:11Constantine.
03:11Constantine the Great.
03:12The first Constantine was...
03:13Is he Greek?
03:14Well, he was a Roman emperor,
03:17but he moved the capital from Rome
03:19to his new city, Constantinople.
03:21And he became Christian.
03:23And this particular one is a descendant of his
03:25who became very unpopular.
03:27And so his enemies claimed
03:29that when he was baptised,
03:30he was so nervous,
03:32he pooed in the baptismal font.
03:34Ah, we've all done that.
03:37We've all had nights out.
03:38So they called him Kopronim,
03:41which is the Greek for crap name.
03:43Oh, it's...
03:43Poo name.
03:44Poo name?
03:45Kopronim.
03:46Was he christened then as a child
03:47or as an adult?
03:48I...
03:49Because it was worse, I think, as an adult.
03:51Either way, it's embarrassing
03:52if you're an emperor
03:53and that's all they call you
03:54is poo, poo name.
03:56Still an emperor.
03:57Yeah, still an emperor.
03:58Still an emperor.
03:59So what were the other ones?
04:00Let's have a look.
04:00See if you can have any sort of mild guess.
04:03I suppose.
04:03Louis the Universal Spider.
04:06Er...
04:06He was actually Louis XI of France.
04:09There have been a lot of Louis.
04:10So what sort of century would Louis be?
04:11I'll give you ten points
04:12if you're within the right century.
04:13Oh, 15th, in fact.
04:1615th.
04:16In the 1400s.
04:17That's what they call the Quattrocento.
04:19These days they do, don't they?
04:20Could he...
04:20Could he climb up the water spout?
04:23No.
04:24Because he had webs of conspiracies
04:27all across Europe.
04:28Oh.
04:28It wasn't because he got stuck in the bath?
04:30No.
04:31He was friends of Philip the...
04:32They all had names.
04:33Friends of Philip the...
04:34Spaniard.
04:35Philip the Good.
04:37You see, there's...
04:38Someone's going to be Philip the Fry.
04:39The Good shows a lack of imagination, isn't it?
04:42Yeah, the Good.
04:43The Good's good, though, isn't it?
04:44It's better than Dave the Satisfactory.
04:48That's the best you could have hoped for
04:50on your reports.
04:51That's probably what channel we're on now.
04:58Drain the Upstanding.
05:01But, um...
05:02I think he was called Good, unfortunately,
05:03because he pursued so many crusades
05:05which are not considered good.
05:06These days.
05:06Went off to the Holy Lands
05:08and killed people.
05:09Um...
05:09We'd never do that today.
05:10No.
05:12So the next one
05:13is King Einstein the Fart.
05:16Is that meant to say Einstein,
05:18but he...
05:18No.
05:19It is Einstein.
05:19He got it wrong.
05:20Einstein the Fart.
05:22So he farted once.
05:23No, the fart is Norwegian.
05:25The audience,
05:26do you know what fart means
05:27in this context?
05:29Speedy.
05:29Speedy.
05:30Fast.
05:30Exactly.
05:30Speedy.
05:31Quick.
05:31Oh.
05:31So it's just a typo.
05:33Lost a bit.
05:34It's directed Norwegian.
05:36Lost a little bit of the translation.
05:39He travelled a lot.
05:41And he was also...
05:41The first source we have in writing
05:43of ice skating.
05:44He described his own ice legs.
05:47Exactly.
05:48Yeah, I don't know.
05:49Ice legs.
05:53But he was succeeded by his son,
05:55whom you will like,
05:57who has one of the best names,
05:58I think, of any king.
05:59Half Dan the Mild.
06:02Half Dan the Mild.
06:04Half Dan the Mild.
06:06Half Dan the Mild.
06:08Yeah.
06:09Foreign policy was like,
06:10ah, it'd be fine.
06:12Half Dan the Mild.
06:13I think that's lovely.
06:14I've never understood
06:15why they don't do that
06:16with warships.
06:18What, cool?
06:18HMS Mild.
06:20Instead of interested,
06:21HMS Weak.
06:22Vulnerable.
06:23The Vulnerable.
06:24That'd be a good one.
06:26HMS Unarmed.
06:30HMS Help.
06:32HMS Collender.
06:33That'd be a good one.
06:34Collender.
06:36Right, let's go to King Ragnar.
06:38Why was he called
06:39what he was called?
06:41Hairy breeches.
06:42Oh, um.
06:43Was he very hairy?
06:44He wore hairy breeches.
06:46Britches?
06:47His wife made them
06:48out of animal hide
06:49and they supposedly
06:50were there to protect him.
06:51But as you can see,
06:52he's here being killed.
06:54And how's he been killed?
06:55By his own trousers.
06:57He didn't kill the animals
06:58before he made the clothes.
06:59His Viking ship
07:00capsized off the coast
07:02of Northumbria
07:02and he was thrown
07:03into a pit of poisonous snakes.
07:05Oh, what, in Northumbria?
07:06By the king of England
07:08he was at the time
07:08King Ella.
07:09Where did he find
07:10these poisonous snakes from
07:11in Northumbria?
07:12Yeah, but they know
07:13that would have
07:13hadders that would
07:14give you a bit of an itch.
07:17It may be a made-up-y story
07:19but Ragnar was eventually
07:21avenged by his son
07:22who was called
07:23Ivar the Boneless.
07:26That's a great name.
07:27I would be there.
07:28He'd be called
07:28Ivar the Viagra these days.
07:31Get through railing.
07:33And he got his revenge
07:34on King Ella.
07:36It's a brilliant superpower.
07:39Didn't one of the Fantastic Four
07:40have that?
07:41In Valiant comic
07:42there used to be
07:43Janus
07:44who was an escapology person.
07:45A bottom with a J in front.
07:46And he could guess,
07:47that's right.
07:48And he could get through
07:50tiny gaps.
07:57Oh, there you go.
08:00Janus.
08:00Every week
08:01he seemed to be in a situation
08:02A J in all situation.
08:04It would be really helpful
08:05if he could get through
08:06a tiny gap.
08:07I don't know how the writers
08:10kept coming up
08:10with these scenarios
08:11where the only solution
08:13was for Janus
08:13to get through a tiny gap
08:14but he was always
08:15going through
08:17drain grids
08:18and that sort of thing.
08:19And avoiding the door
08:20that was open.
08:21Oh no.
08:23That would be too easy
08:24wouldn't it?
08:24Quite often
08:25he'd forgotten his keys.
08:29That's King Raglan
08:30the hairy britches
08:31been killed
08:32by King Ella
08:33looking down on him
08:33in a pit
08:34but he was avenged
08:35by having his ribs opened
08:37and his lungs
08:38spread out
08:39against his chest
08:40which was known as
08:41Moonlisted.
08:42And it was called
08:43the...
08:43Say again?
08:44The Blood Eagle.
08:45The Blood Eagle, yes.
08:46Very good.
08:47Audience, 10 points.
08:48He wasn't that boneless
08:50if he had a ribcage then.
08:51No, no.
08:51He did it to his...
08:52Oh, he did it to someone else.
08:54But presumably
08:55this person was
08:57against his will.
08:58Yeah, it was.
09:00It wasn't just Karen,
09:02and please.
09:03What he would have done
09:04would have been
09:04to put hinges in
09:05before he arrived.
09:06Yeah.
09:07So it would have been
09:07like a cabinet.
09:08I saw a...
09:09See?
09:10I saw a documentary
09:11about heart surgery
09:13and to get through
09:14the sternum
09:15they used a power saw.
09:16Oh, I know.
09:18Because you think
09:19you've got to open it
09:19like a saloon,
09:20a western saloon bar.
09:21No.
09:22It's quite hard
09:23to get in there.
09:23Or a little toffee hammer
09:25and it takes a lot longer.
09:28It is.
09:29Yeah, when they say
09:30it's been surgery...
09:31In surgeries for eight hours.
09:33They're not eight hours
09:33doing the surgery.
09:34That's really just
09:34the knocking through.
09:35I think this is a big hammer.
09:37No, but that's
09:38a crude instrument,
09:39isn't it?
09:39It's a very small power saw.
09:41I mean, it's not a great big.
09:43What a huge thing.
09:44It's not a knocking thing.
09:46Oh, yeah.
09:49Tiny, tiny.
09:50But when you're
09:51over a certain age
09:52they can't risk
09:53doing that to you anymore
09:54and they actually
09:54go up through the...
09:56Penis.
09:56Penis.
09:56Well, not the penis.
09:59What are we going?
10:00Up through the...
10:01What a pity.
10:02Whoop!
10:02Through the penis.
10:03What a pity.
10:04Keyhole surgery.
10:07Keyhole surgery.
10:09Very good.
10:09It's got to have been...
10:12Part of the hand.
10:13You're quite a steady hand,
10:14obviously.
10:16Don't be absurd.
10:17They go up through the anus.
10:18Oh, my God.
10:20So sorry, Stephen.
10:21They go up through a meter.
10:22Yeah, like your mate
10:23through the tiny cracks.
10:26I've got a job for you, Jamie.
10:31Oh, there you go.
10:34Oh, God, steady chap.
10:36Stephen, now,
10:37I've got a question
10:38about farts.
10:39Oh, yes.
10:41Do you think
10:42that farts smell
10:43before they come out?
10:49I'm not going in
10:50to find out.
10:52I'm going to
10:52get a philosophical one
10:53from you.
10:54If you went up
10:55someone
10:56when Janus goes up...
10:58Wait, hold on.
10:59Hold on, hold on, hold on.
11:00You wouldn't have
11:01to hold your nose
11:01is what I'm saying.
11:02You'd be free
11:02to use both hands.
11:05If you have
11:06a colonoscopy,
11:08before you were
11:09to have a colonoscopy,
11:1024 hours before,
11:12you have to take
11:12these unbelievably
11:14powerful...
11:15Hallucidgenics.
11:22Whoa!
11:23Woo!
11:25Ha-ha!
11:27Whoa!
11:28I'm being taken
11:29by a space octopus!
11:35I don't even touch it!
11:39How does it always
11:40end up like this
11:41on QI?
11:42It's really...
11:43It's really...
11:43It's really...
11:59It's really...
12:00I don't...
12:01I don't...
12:01Oh, God, no, no,
12:02not pee!
12:03Yeah, what are you
12:04talking about?
12:04Have you never
12:05had the disaster?
12:06What do you mean?
12:07Oh, no, the...
12:08Other juice.
12:08Again, we're back
12:09on shitting.
12:09But I...
12:10I was having a poo
12:11one morning
12:12and turned around
12:13and it was
12:14bright red.
12:15And I just thought,
12:16well, that's it.
12:16That's arse cancer
12:17and I'm history.
12:19And so I thought,
12:20well, fair enough,
12:21you know,
12:22I've had a great life.
12:23I've had a great life.
12:23I've had a great life
12:24for just a little bit.
12:25Yeah.
12:26And so this went on
12:27for several days
12:28and each morning...
12:29Right red?
12:30Yeah.
12:31B-treat.
12:33But you shouldn't
12:34put them there.
12:35But the relief.
12:39But what would...
12:40I mean, if you just
12:40thought, oh, that's it
12:41and then you just
12:42go on a bender
12:43for five days.
12:45I did.
12:46Three days,
12:47I didn't tell anyone.
12:48I was a bit weepy.
12:49Oh, really?
12:50Oh.
12:50And then mentioned it
12:51to somebody.
12:52He said, no,
12:52have you been eating
12:53beetroot?
12:53And I had had bought
12:54a load of beetroot salad.
12:55That was it.
12:56I had a very similar
12:57experience.
12:58And I went,
12:59oh, my God!
13:01And I'm an alien.
13:02So I thought,
13:03and then phoned the doctor.
13:04They go,
13:04we better bring a sample in.
13:06So I got a sample
13:07in the jar
13:07and went in the doctor's,
13:10obviously keeping it
13:10out of sight.
13:11And went up to the desk
13:14and they said,
13:16name,
13:17and, you know,
13:18me, Bailey,
13:19and like that.
13:20And they said,
13:20what's it for?
13:21And I went,
13:22it's an abnormal bowel movement.
13:25And they went,
13:26what's the initial for?
13:27I went,
13:27oh, Christ.
13:31You don't hear that.
13:34That's brilliant.
13:36Pushing on.
13:38Name a cobra beginning with K.
13:40K.
13:41Oh, Jeremy, Jeremy, Jeremy.
13:45A king cobra
13:46isn't actually a cobra.
13:48It has its own genus,
13:50which is,
13:50in fact,
13:51Ophiophagus,
13:51which would tell you,
13:52it sounds like
13:53Ophiophagus.
13:53No,
13:54Ophiophagus.
13:55Ophiophagus means
13:57eating.
13:57Eating.
13:58Eating.
13:58Ophiou?
13:59Ophiou?
14:00It means snake.
14:01So it's actually
14:02a snake-eating snake.
14:02A snake-eating snake.
14:03Which is what a king cobra is.
14:04Yes, it is.
14:05That's right.
14:06I saw a cobra eat a snake.
14:07The true cobras belong
14:08to the genus nadger.
14:09And that includes
14:10the coorthia
14:11and the catiensis.
14:12The Marlian cobra,
14:13if you wanted to know.
14:15Oh, so close.
14:16Well, maybe you can make up
14:17for your lack of points
14:18by making the noise
14:19that a king cobra makes.
14:21Oh, I'm going to get
14:22out of the klaxon again,
14:23aren't I?
14:24It doesn't make a noise.
14:25It doesn't make a noise.
14:26It makes a very distinctive noise.
14:27Was it a...
14:28All right, okay.
14:28Hello!
14:30There you go.
14:31So just imitate a king cobra,
14:33if you can.
14:34Does it hiss?
14:35Do I take one for the team?
14:35Woo!
14:36I'll take it.
14:38Does it bark?
14:39Oh, you did the hiss.
14:40Oh, there was a little hiss.
14:42No, no, no, Alan did the hiss.
14:44But you did the bark,
14:45so you get points back to that.
14:46It does a hiss.
14:47It barks.
14:47What do you mean, it barks?
14:48It barks.
14:49Like a dog.
14:49Who does the research for this?
14:51Do you want to hear it?
14:52No, it doesn't.
14:53It just seems to wish you get some...
14:54Okay.
14:55Here, here we go.
14:56There you go.
14:58That could...
14:59There's no way
14:59that is a snake.
15:00That is an incredible fact.
15:03Bring him out.
15:04Bring him to the speech.
15:05Bring him to the fact.
15:06Just a snake.
15:06Just to prove it.
15:09You thought he was over and over,
15:11but he's here tonight.
15:12Please welcome.
15:13Sorry.
15:14Can we hear that again?
15:15Stephen Fry's...
15:16Can I just say it was a guest?
15:18Shh.
15:18It's fucking cock-alike.
15:21It's a back to that noise.
15:22Yeah.
15:23Yeah.
15:23It feels like if we played that a few times,
15:25it would sound like the TARDIS.
15:26Should we just...
15:27Keep going.
15:27See if we can play...
15:33Anyway, it has a little sort of special place in its trachea
15:36and a kind of kazoo-like membrane,
15:38and it makes that noise.
15:39I'm surprised we didn't know that.
15:40So, wait a minute.
15:41It doesn't sound like...
15:43A kazoo.
15:44A kazoo-like membrane.
15:45Well, a membrane, yeah.
15:46A membrane.
15:47It doesn't sound like that, I grunt you.
15:51No, I grunt you doesn't sound like that one.
15:53What else is interesting about king cobras?
15:55How venomous are they?
15:56How much venom?
15:57Really venomous.
15:58They have more venom than any other snake,
16:00but it's not as venomous,
16:01but they just have more of it.
16:02They've got more of it,
16:03and they envenomate more often.
16:04They envenomate a lot.
16:05And they chase you.
16:06Yeah, so they're really bad.
16:08Well, they chase you while barking.
16:11It's warning enough to stay away.
16:13You can kill 20 men with one bite,
16:15or one elephant.
16:16One bite can kill 20 men?
16:17Yeah.
16:17Yes.
16:18I mean, obviously...
16:20No, you can't really get 20 men who are linked
16:22unless you've been watching Human Centipede or something.
16:25That's a strange number of the audience.
16:30So, now...
16:31Oh, dear.
16:32Why are we just always in this region?
16:33It's so unfortunate.
16:35Why might a Frenchman want this up his bottom?
16:38Because the French love shoving things up their bottom.
16:43Oh, this is what they are.
16:52It's true, you are for an aspirin in France.
16:55They will do their first...
16:55Oh, it shows up the wasms.
16:56Is it to get tapeworms?
16:58No, it is a surgical instrument,
17:00and it was devised for one particular...
17:02What's our theme this evening?
17:03King.
17:04Who's the most famous king of France?
17:06Louis XIV.
17:06Louis XIV.
17:07The Sun King.
17:08Yeah.
17:08And he was very fond of riding and enemas,
17:11as they all were in those days.
17:12And...
17:13Because he constipated often.
17:14It was worse than that.
17:15He developed a condition which has a particular name.
17:18Fecal concreting.
17:20It's...
17:22It's...
17:24It's when a duct...
17:26It's when a duct appears between two organs
17:28and connects them.
17:29They shouldn't be connected.
17:30It causes great pain.
17:31No.
17:31It's a hernia.
17:32It means a little pipe in Latin.
17:34Ask...
17:34Ask ribcage manual, no.
17:35It means a little pipe,
17:36and it is...
17:38Fistula.
17:39Fistula.
17:40They're very good, this audience.
17:41So are we doing that sort of QI,
17:42historical, embarrassing bodies?
17:44Wait, excuse me.
17:46Anyway,
17:46Louis XIV had a terrible fistula,
17:48and his doctor...
17:50Oh!
17:51That's the...
17:52That's the dilator.
17:53Oh.
17:54That's the dilator.
17:55That's what they use for the common man,
17:57when it's a kid.
17:58We had to dilate it with that.
18:00I'm afraid that would have hurt a lot.
18:01Yes, but I'm sorry.
18:02We still haven't got to why
18:03you'd want to put a cobra up his bottom.
18:06Well, that was in order to pierce
18:07and slice the fistula,
18:09so that it...
18:10What?
18:11Yeah, and it worked.
18:12Really?
18:13It worked.
18:13So Felix Tassi,
18:14who was then the doctor,
18:15was given an estate,
18:16and became hugely popular,
18:18and no less than 30 courtiers,
18:20mimicking the king.
18:21Said, yeah, actually,
18:21I've got one of those too.
18:23You know,
18:23it's a really cool thing to have.
18:24Suddenly,
18:24having a fistula
18:25was the thing at Versailles.
18:27So he had this huge order book,
18:29basically.
18:29But to be fair to him,
18:30he didn't perform the operation
18:31on anyone who didn't need it.
18:32He was good enough to spot
18:33when people were faking
18:34just by trying to mimic a king.
18:36So was that invented for the king?
18:38Yes, it was precisely made for the king.
18:39So presumably the doctor said,
18:39come in,
18:40pop up on the table,
18:42pop that off for me,
18:43and I'm just going to put this up your bum.
18:44If it doesn't work...
18:46What is the instrument on the left,
18:47then?
18:47What is that called?
18:48Does that have a name?
18:49I don't know if it actually has a name.
18:50I guess it's a fistula.
18:51It's called a...
18:52AAAAAAAH!
19:03It's now used as a toothpick, of course.
19:06Yeah, that's the king's relief.
19:08A fistula, scalpel, or curvet.
19:10From the back of your throat,
19:11it comes...
19:12Whoa!
19:12I can't get to my back tooth.
19:13Don't worry, don't worry, sir.
19:15We'll go in the other way.
19:17But as I say,
19:18the weird thing is
19:18that 30 courtiers
19:19pretended to have this condition
19:21so that they could sort of
19:22boast about having had
19:23the royal operation.
19:24Anyway, moving on.
19:27What has 20 legs,
19:28five heads,
19:29and can't reach its own nuts?
19:32Oh!
19:33Wait, wait, wait.
19:34Hold on, hold on.
19:3520 legs, what?
19:36Five heads.
19:37Five heads?
19:38Yep.
19:39Westlife.
19:39Oh!
19:42Oh, you're so lucky.
19:44You're so lucky,
19:45because I know what the klaxon was.
19:47I presume the klaxon,
19:48shall I?
19:49Yeah, go on.
19:49One Direction?
19:50Oh!
19:50Oh!
19:54I'm going to go so very,
19:57really good at all.
19:58I'm so behind, Jeremy.
20:00It's very sweet.
20:01Some kind of hideously mutated
20:04Tyrannosaurus squirrel.
20:05Well, it's got the word
20:05king in it, oddly enough.
20:06It's a plant.
20:07It sounds like a gypsy band,
20:08but it's the squirrel kings.
20:10Squirrel kings?
20:10What would squirrel kings be?
20:12The best squirrels.
20:14The best, yeah.
20:14Well, oddly enough,
20:15it's really unfortunate.
20:16Normally, they squirm around
20:17and on the trees,
20:18but sometimes trees exude
20:19a sticky sap.
20:21Yes.
20:22And when that happens
20:22and the baby squirrels
20:23get their tails in the sticky sap,
20:25their tails get stuck together.
20:26And you can get this,
20:28where they're absolutely stuck together.
20:30Oh, that's fucking hysterical.
20:36LAUGHTER
20:36LAUGHTER
20:37they're stuck together.
20:39LAUGHTER
20:41LAUGHTER
20:41LAUGHTER
20:42LAUGHTER
20:42You are so bad.
20:44And the audience goes,
20:45oh...
20:46It's not as the funniest thing
20:47I've ever heard of.
20:49And they're never going to be
20:50organised enough to all say,
20:51right, ready, steady,
20:52or run off in different countries
20:53and they'll never be able to do that.
20:55But eventually, I'm afraid,
20:56they will all perish.
20:57If you saw the damage,
20:59squirrels do to...
21:00They are appalling rats.
21:02Talking of rats,
21:02I know people call them tree rats,
21:04and the phenomenon was first spotted
21:05in rats in Germany,
21:06and there are,
21:06in museums and universities in Germany,
21:08there are examples of huge rat kings
21:10where rats have been shoved together
21:11and preserved in alcohol.
21:12That's a vast one.
21:13It's pretty disgusting looking,
21:14as you can see.
21:15Rats can fall asleep in the sewer
21:17and they sleep together for warmth
21:19and then they can urinate
21:22while they're asleep,
21:23so they will just lying in their own urine.
21:24I don't do that.
21:25And then they...
21:27Sometimes they get so cold
21:29that the urine then freezes
21:30and that kills them.
21:32Oh.
21:32They die in their own frozen urine.
21:34Oh.
21:35Ooh.
21:36Well, thank you for that fact.
21:38Shall we get points?
21:39It's a beautiful story.
21:40It's a beautiful...
21:41Don't change a word with it.
21:43These trees...
21:44Are they lime trees that cause this?
21:45I want to know specifically.
21:47Is it a lime tree?
21:49Just one that exudes a lot of sticky sack.
21:51Well, that'd be lime.
21:52Lime does exude a lot of stuff.
21:54Yeah.
21:54And some trees, of course,
21:55exude a lot of oxygen.
21:56You could just buy some sort of maple syrup,
21:57couldn't you,
21:57and just put it in the garden?
21:58Well, this is what I'm thinking.
21:59Oh, you're sweet.
22:00It's a little...
22:00Right.
22:01It's treacle.
22:02What about glue?
22:04Clots and...
22:05Yeah, glue.
22:05You know what I'm saying?
22:06Glue only sticks people's fingers together.
22:08You know that.
22:09Everybody knows that.
22:10So it's superglue.
22:11It's like you nail a car to a wall.
22:13Not nail it.
22:13Glue a car.
22:13You can't.
22:14It will only glue...
22:16Fingers together.
22:17It will only...
22:17Also, have you ever spilt any on your inner thigh?
22:20No.
22:21What are you trying to do?
22:24But it was meant for skin.
22:27That's why...
22:27It was a battlefield, exactly.
22:29The only thing that...
22:29That's all it can actually do
22:31is be a battlefield wound.
22:32If you try and glue a teapot lid back together again,
22:35you'll be stuck.
22:35It doesn't work, I know.
22:36It was in the Vietnam War
22:37when they had battlefield wounds
22:41and they didn't have access to be stitched up.
22:43They would use this...
22:44They'd develop this glue.
22:44It sticks skin together.
22:46So they seal the wound up,
22:47get them back to the triage area.
22:49Yep, exactly.
22:50And then treat them.
22:51Especially in hot climates like Vietnam
22:53where infections replicate at double, triple, quadruple
22:56the speed that they would here in Britain, say.
22:58So you really need to close the wound.
23:00Instanta.
23:01Stat, as they say.
23:03How do the tails get stuck?
23:04In the rat's case, I don't know.
23:05They may just have got tangled and they're stuck.
23:07More instant squirrels.
23:09They're not going to be the one who teaches you
23:11to murder squirrels.
23:12It's not murdering.
23:14It's pest control for the sake of Britain's woodland.
23:17They go up the tree and they get it on their tail.
23:19Yes.
23:20What makes them then go near another one?
23:22Well, they wriggle over each other
23:22as they look for their mother's milk
23:24because they're still at that stage.
23:25Oh, they're baby squirrels?
23:25Yes, they're babies.
23:26Oh, that's a bit sad.
23:27Oh, yeah.
23:29Oh, he's not a tough guy.
23:30Look at your nails.
23:31Oh, yeah.
23:32We'll catch you in a minute.
23:34You'll be caught on camera smearing print
23:36on the bumper of your car.
23:37Yeah.
23:40All right.
23:41Now, how could King's Cross Station
23:43possibly be improved?
23:45Turn into a car park.
23:47Oh, yeah.
23:47Oh, yeah.
23:50Well, we're in your area, which is transport.
23:51They've got the Harry Potter platform there, haven't they?
23:53They do indeed have the Harry Potter.
23:54Well, they should just let the kids go for it, I think.
23:56That's how you're going to do it.
23:58That was true.
24:00Occasionally, you see someone go, no, no.
24:01It's true.
24:02It's true.
24:02There should be someone there going,
24:03no, no, I have to have a proper run.
24:05It's true.
24:06Good luck.
24:09This was the plan in 1931.
24:12Oh, to improve it.
24:13Was it the Germans' plan?
24:14Of optimism and pride and speed and machinery and...
24:18Oh, it wasn't it after that.
24:19So was the roof?
24:20Yeah.
24:20Oh, it is Chris.
24:22Runway.
24:22The roof was flat.
24:23Runway.
24:24Yes.
24:25Used to have an inner airport for London.
24:27No way.
24:28On the roof of King's Cross.
24:29And look at that design.
24:30What?
24:31How is Boris Johnson messing around with the Thames history?
24:34Yeah, no.
24:34Isn't that brilliant?
24:36Well, hang on.
24:36It's brilliant, apart from whoever's in the middle,
24:38where there's going to be some traffic.
24:39Yeah.
24:39It's controlled.
24:40You can see where the crashes are going to take place.
24:43It's controlled.
24:44No, that's...
24:45You have radio.
24:46Wait a minute.
24:47That's a device for gluing squirrel's tail together, shall we?
24:51Wouldn't that be great?
24:52Isn't it so great, isn't it?
24:53And obviously the jet era would have got rid of it
24:55because they're not long enough for jet runways,
24:57but they are long enough for ordinary prop aeroplanes.
24:59But light aircraft could land on it.
25:00Yes, they could.
25:01And then people commute to London and it would be great.
25:03Really great.
25:04And they had a series of elevators designed
25:05so the aeroplanes would be hangered in and then...
25:08Well, that's not just some form 4B homework.
25:10They took it quite seriously.
25:11That was serious.
25:12It is lovely, isn't it?
25:13I'm very impressed with it.
25:14It's got to land on a kind of a bend, though, isn't it?
25:17Yeah.
25:17I think you used the straight bits.
25:21It's probably been an amazing pilot's last word.
25:25This is tricky.
25:29Now, why do more than 300 people need to die
25:32before you finally get a Burger King?
25:38So it's not actually Burger King with a capital B, capital K, then?
25:42Well, it is, actually, a capital B, very much so.
25:44A German type of Burger could be...
25:46No, as in Burger, as in Burger of a town.
25:48Could be a German.
25:49Could be a relative of the Queen's.
25:51How many...
25:52300 people need to die?
25:53Is this King Ralph?
25:54Well, it's like King Ralph.
25:55300 people need to die for this Burger King.
25:57Someone who's 300th in line to the throne.
25:59So, more than 300, I'd say.
26:01I want to see a Mr. Someone called Burger.
26:03Wesley Burger from Oregon is 305th in line to the throne.
26:09So, if three and four people are killed, then we, between us, can do it.
26:14We'll have a Burger King.
26:17Surely, at something like the Royal Wedding,
26:19I often think that when, like, if the roof fell in,
26:21heaven forfend at the Royal Wedding,
26:22you sort of think, well, who would be next?
26:24It'd be 30 if she wasn't invited.
26:26You're right.
26:26They must have had him on the phone, going, are you ready?
26:29It's your big day tomorrow if this doesn't work out.
26:31Yes, go on, Wesley.
26:31Wesley!
26:32Learn the ways of the force.
26:34Is that actually him?
26:36That's Wesley, Wesley Burger.
26:37Uh, this is really interesting, I think.
26:40Um, the law has changed, as you probably know,
26:42so that now the firstborn will be made monarch,
26:46not the first male.
26:48So, if in 1901, when Queen Victoria died,
26:50the law we've now introduced stood,
26:53who would have become monarch in 1901?
26:56Well, I couldn't care less, I've just remembered.
26:58I think you could.
26:59No, I think you could.
27:00It would have been...
27:01Oh, wait a minute.
27:01Hitler? Is it Hitler?
27:03No, it would have been...
27:04What was the fault?
27:05What was the fault?
27:05Is it Marty McFly?
27:07No, no, no.
27:09It was her firstborn daughter.
27:10It was her firstborn daughter.
27:12It was her firstborn daughter.
27:12The firstborn was a daughter.
27:13Queen mum.
27:14Victoria.
27:15Her first daughter was Vicky,
27:17and Vicky died very soon after her mother,
27:20so her son would have been king,
27:21and her son was Kaiser William.
27:23Oh.
27:24So, had we had that law,
27:26Kaiser William would have been our king.
27:27And we would now be speaking German.
27:30Is that what you're trying to say?
27:30Or Germany would have been speaking English.
27:32I would not be speaking German.
27:33I wouldn't have picked it up by now.
27:34I'd still be working through my GCSE.
27:36That is genuinely fascinating.
27:38Wow.
27:39I mean, so in 1914, what would have happened?
27:41We would have got rid of the monkey, probably.
27:43Right.
27:44So many ifs.
27:44So many things.
27:45And if somebody had actually got him a horse...
27:48Yes.
27:49He wouldn't have died in a car park in Leicester.
27:51No, of course.
27:53It was a hell of an offer,
27:54my kingdom for a horse.
27:55It was a one-time offer,
27:56and no-one went,
27:57Somebody with a horse.
27:57Go and have my horse.
27:58Yeah.
27:59What else you got?
28:02I won it in cash.
28:05Look out why this is true.
28:06No monarch on the British throne
28:09has ever been descended from Charles II.
28:11But if Prince William becomes king,
28:13he will be the first British monarch
28:15to be descended from Charles II.
28:16Because Diana was descended.
28:18Because Diana was not just descended from Charles II,
28:20and she was descended four times
28:22in four different ways
28:23from Charles II.
28:24Four different ways?
28:24Yeah.
28:25Just see how many ancestors...
28:27Hell of a lady.
28:29How many ancestors you have from this period.
28:33She's descended in four of them,
28:35straight from Charles II.
28:36Now, what kind of sick person
28:38wants to be touched
28:39by a member of the royal family?
28:40Quite fancied Diana.
28:43Is Pippa Middleton royal?
28:45No.
28:48It's not even a weather girl.
28:54That is perhaps the most snobbish thing
28:56that's ever been said.
28:57Not even a weather girl.
28:58I think she was descended from the weather girls
29:01of Dax Coburg.
29:03She's very nice, I'm sure.
29:04Apparently she has a very nice bottom.
29:06Is this somebody...
29:07Not really your kind of thing,
29:08but yes she does.
29:09Is this some condition?
29:10Is this some condition?
29:10Somebody ill, yes.
29:11Ill people for hundreds of years
29:12would be killed...
29:13Sorry.
29:14Ill people...
29:17Ill people for hundreds of years
29:18would be cured by kings of England
29:20or indeed France.
29:21They wouldn't really be though.
29:22No.
29:23But it was thought that they were.
29:24King's evil was a disease
29:25which was an infection
29:27of the lymph nodes.
29:29Really unpleasant.
29:30and it looked like little piglets
29:32which the Latin for was scrofuli.
29:34So it was scrofula.
29:35You've probably heard the phrase scrofulis.
29:37And it was thought that the king touching over the confessor
29:39certainly was probably amongst the first to do it
29:41would touch people
29:42and give them a gold coin as well.
29:44King's evil.
29:45And it was sometimes with a hole in it
29:46so they could hang it round themselves to show.
29:48And the last one to do it was Charles II
29:49and he touched 92,107 people.
29:53Presumably there's something of the placebo effect
29:55in being touched by the king
29:56and lots of people went,
29:57do you know I feel a lot better.
29:58What if you've got piglets coming out of your neck?
30:00It's going to take more of the placebo to men.
30:02It stopped,
30:02it was relatively reasonable.
30:04George I,
30:04he stopped it because it was too Catholic.
30:06What the TB?
30:07No.
30:08The process of curing people.
30:10I wasn't having any more of that.
30:11The superstition was considered too Catholic now.
30:13So it was got ridden of.
30:16There are some cultures
30:17have a culture against touching a royal.
30:19In the 1880s,
30:20a Siamese princess,
30:21it's around the time of
30:22Anna and the King of Siam,
30:24called Princess Sunanda Kamariraratana
30:27drowned because nobody was able to touch her.
30:31They weren't allowed to touch a royal.
30:32So she just went down.
30:34But King Menelik II of Ethiopia,
30:37he was Christianized.
30:38Menelik.
30:39Menelik.
30:41Menelik.
30:43Menelik.
30:55Menelik.
30:56The Book of Kings.
30:59Rather appropriate,
31:00I don't know, anyway.
31:01So,
31:01now,
31:02kingfishers.
31:03Most of the kingfishers of the world
31:05live near what?
31:07Water.
31:07River.
31:08No, they don't.
31:09Forest fishers.
31:10No, most of the kingfishers in Britain
31:11live near water.
31:12They live near a seven.
31:13But most of the kingfishers in the world
31:15don't.
31:15No, not near water at all.
31:17Why are they called kingfishers?
31:19Because that's a British word for them.
31:20Because we, in Britain,
31:21see them by the river.
31:22Well, they're called kingfishers all over the world.
31:24No, they're called alkuon in Greek.
31:26What do you think they're called?
31:27Well, that's just the Greek.
31:28It's a kingfisher.
31:29Halcyon, exactly.
31:30But it doesn't mean fishers.
31:31There it is.
31:31Fishing.
31:32In Britain.
31:34In Britain.
31:36In Britain.
31:37In Britain.
31:38In Britain.
31:39He does, I mean,
31:40the evidence is there behind you.
31:42In Britain.
31:42Not to be fishing.
31:43It is.
31:44If you go to,
31:45go to Africa.
31:46Somewhere that is in Britain.
31:47Africa.
31:48For example.
31:49Well, I've seen a kingfisher
31:50not anywhere near a river.
31:52You're right.
31:52Yeah, they're mostly, in Africa.
31:53And it was all of this.
31:54Yes, it was.
31:55Mostly in Africa,
31:56they live in disused termite nests.
31:57It looked lost.
31:58They live in disused,
32:00disused termite nests.
32:01You haven't got a fish on your head, Bill, have you?
32:04It looks a river around here.
32:05Yeah, it's watery.
32:07What is the colour of that kingfisher?
32:11It's so turquoisey, really, isn't it?
32:13It's brown.
32:14It's brown?
32:14Yeah.
32:15This programme's getting more and more...
32:18It is actually a sort of optical illusion.
32:20In fact, the actual colour pigment is brown.
32:23But it iridesces in it.
32:25Well, I must remember,
32:26I'll go to the middle of the Sahara Desert
32:28and get one,
32:29and then put it in the darkened room
32:30and see what colour it is.
32:31Yeah.
32:32Perfect.
32:33Just because it's not near a river
32:35doesn't mean it's in the Sahara Desert.
32:36Yes, it is.
32:39Are you saying that the colour it is
32:41isn't the colour that it appears to be?
32:42No, because all colour is perception.
32:44Just about a wavelength of light.
32:45But that sounds kind of what I meant by colour.
32:47Yeah.
32:47That's a bluey colour, that colour.
32:49But if you examine it in terms of its actual pigmentation...
32:52Right up close?
32:53Right up close,
32:53rather than the way it is presenting
32:55with the light striking it.
32:57Oh, right, so if I examine it without any light...
32:58No.
33:00Oh, that feels brown.
33:04I just don't understand when you do this on the show,
33:06you go,
33:06that brown thing is a blue thing,
33:08that blue thing is fine.
33:08I know, I know,
33:10but iridescence is a very particular quality.
33:12Right.
33:12In the same way that petrol is not rainbow-coloured,
33:15but you put it on water in a puddle
33:17and it seems to be,
33:18but it's not the colour of petrol.
33:19Nobody knows what colour petrol is.
33:21Well, quite, exactly.
33:22Because it goes into your car,
33:23you don't see it.
33:24Yeah.
33:24That's right.
33:24They used to have colour.
33:26No-one has ever checked.
33:27Nobody's ever gone,
33:28what colour this is?
33:29They used to have pink or blue diesel, didn't they,
33:32for farmers?
33:32Yeah, red diesel.
33:33You're not allowed to put it in your car,
33:35and I don't.
33:36Quite right.
33:39Evading tax, Jeremy,
33:41it's a slippery slope.
33:42All right, Jeremy.
33:47All right.
33:49Okay, it's time for a little experiment.
33:52It's our K-series knick-knack.
33:54Ta-da!
33:55Talking of colours.
33:57I like to excite you.
33:58Ah, green, yellow and red.
33:59I see that.
34:00What's that, er, what's that,
34:01what's that brown liquid?
34:04These are all readily available liquids.
34:07This is blue curacao,
34:09which is a sort of liqueur.
34:10Oh, delicious.
34:11This is nothing more,
34:12no less than lemonade.
34:14And this is pomegranate juice.
34:16We're making cocktails.
34:18Excellent.
34:18I'm going to mix them together.
34:20Things are looking right.
34:22There we are.
34:23And they all go into a horrible sort of colour.
34:25It's the colour of the Kingfisher.
34:26Just get the colour of the Kingfisher.
34:29If you can now put them back.
34:30Soft purple.
34:31Put these away.
34:33It's alchemy.
34:35There we go.
34:36What?
34:36I'm going to pour here.
34:38Different colour and a different...
34:40There we are.
34:41Now, this is quite difficult, by the way,
34:43to catch on camera.
34:45But, nonetheless,
34:46all you have to do...
34:47Or, indeed, to the naked eye.
34:48No, you hold it up to the right.
34:50Just tell me what colour it is.
34:52What colour is that?
34:55It's...
34:55Reddish.
34:56It's got reddish.
34:57Reddish.
34:58Yours is blue.
34:59So you're seeing red and you're seeing blue.
35:01What can the reason be?
35:02The shape of the glass.
35:03Because of the shape of the glass.
35:04It's simply that.
35:05It's the width of the glass.
35:06I work with James May.
35:07I know these things.
35:12You might just see on camera.
35:15Oh, it's sweet enough.
35:16Have you tried it?
35:17It's quite sweet.
35:18It's quite sweet.
35:18It's pretty much Christmas party, isn't it?
35:19My teeth have gone the same colour as Jeremy's.
35:22It might have gone the colour of a food fisher.
35:24You should be able to see on camera here.
35:26Oh.
35:26This one is both.
35:28Oh, my God.
35:28No, I can see that.
35:29That's incredible.
35:29The top bit is purple and the bottom bit is blue.
35:32Yes.
35:33You're the best scientist you've ever had.
35:35You would.
35:36You credit where credit is due.
35:38Let's have congratulations to this beautiful experiment,
35:41which was devised by Dr. Alice Bowen.
35:44Go on, Alice.
35:48That's all right.
35:49Now, let's see if we can get some points back
35:51with some simple royal questions.
35:53Easy, please.
35:53How many King Henry's of England have there been?
35:59Say it.
36:00Eight.
36:01Nine.
36:03Nine.
36:03Nine, in fact.
36:05Henry II had a son who was known as young King Henry, who, according to the French tradition,
36:10was anointed king while Henry II, his father, was still alive.
36:14And so he wasn't given a regnal number of three, but he was king, and he died at age 27
36:20or so.
36:21And he was quite an amusing fellow.
36:23He was very popular.
36:24He died young, but when he was 17, he got in trouble with his father for refusing to turn up
36:29home at the castle for Christmas.
36:31Instead, he held a feast in Normandy, in which he invited only knights whose names were William.
36:39It's a randomly peculiar thing to do.
36:41So he was actually Henry's the second and a half?
36:44Yeah, kind of.
36:44Yeah.
36:45I love the idea of that party, though.
36:46He's been to so many royal events and fancy weddings and gone, I can't remember everyone's name.
36:50I feel so impolite.
36:51I just want William's, and then he just arrived and went, hello, William.
36:54You all right, William?
36:55William, William.
36:56Yeah.
36:56Exactly.
36:57Like the Beefsteak Club in London, where all the staff are called Charles, whatever their names are.
37:01So you hear people going, oh, hello, Charles.
37:03I thought Charles would be in the bar today.
37:04No, my lord, Charles was ill, so Charles has taken his place.
37:07Is this a real place?
37:08This is a real place called the Beefsteak Club.
37:10You're a member of that, aren't you?
37:12Oh, yeah.
37:12That's right.
37:17That's right.
37:17That's right.
37:18That's right.
37:19That's right.
37:20That's right.
37:21That's right.
37:22That's right.
37:23That's right.
37:23Don't mock me.
37:24Yeah, well, you just go to a caf, but, er...
37:28What makes you more real?
37:29Charles.
37:29Oh, Charles, yes, Charles.
37:31Yes, a tea.
37:31A tea, please.
37:32Two teas.
37:34The staff from there are probably watching this going, oh, it's that Stephen Fry thinks
37:36everyone's called Charles.
37:39You're kind of an idiot.
37:41Someone's just told you about the first day you arrived.
37:44It's a big practical joke on you.
37:45Did they also ask you to go for a long wait?
37:49Now, name the Queen's official residence.
37:54Um...
37:55I'll go Fal towards the end.
37:57Ah!
37:58Oh, no.
38:01Oh, I've got it. I've got it. 2A Pal-Mal.
38:082A Pal-Mal. SW1.
38:11Yeah. Yeah.
38:13I'm going to say, official residence, Buckingham Palace.
38:19I meant Windsor Castle.
38:21No! Windsor Castle?
38:25A submarine is sinking somewhere.
38:29Jeremy Claxon.
38:31Fandringham.
38:32Sorry? Fandringham.
38:33Oh, Melanie Wu, not Fandringham.
38:37Seeing that's out.
38:40You've got 3A Pal-Mal.
38:423A. You're 3A.
38:45Centre Park. Sorry, I don't know.
38:48The Eagle's Nest.
38:50Does she have a static caravan?
38:52If you are an American ambassador, you present your credentials to...
38:55It's actually the Queen.
38:56The Court of...
38:56Well, St James's Palace.
38:58Is that...
38:58That is the right answer.
39:00If only I could...
39:01I wish I didn't have this speech impediment that Mason Buckingham found.
39:04James's Palace is the official residence of the monarch.
39:07Although she does, of course, spend most of her time in her 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th homes.
39:11Now, we have something.
39:13Here's some potassium iodide.
39:16It's a catalyst for my next experiment.
39:18Yes.
39:19My next experiment also involves me having, for health and safety reasons, to wear these.
39:25Cowabunga, dude.
39:26You look awesome.
39:27And...
39:27Tell us your mighty king.
39:30Ooh.
39:31Ooh, stop it.
39:32No.
39:33I can tell from that sample you've had asparagus.
39:37Well...
39:39What that is, is H2O2.
39:41Does anyone know what H2O2 is?
39:43Water, water.
39:44Water, water.
39:44Double water.
39:45It's H2O.
39:46It's water with an extra oxygen molecule, but it has a different name.
39:50Hydrogen peroxide.
39:51They're a good audience.
39:52Hydrogen peroxide.
39:53Well, that's partly because three-quarters of the women have got blonde hair.
39:56Yes.
39:58But it's...
39:59It's quite unstable, and it's always trying to lose its extra molecule and turn to water and to oxygen gas.
40:04And we've mixed it here with some ordinary detergents.
40:08I mean, washing up liquid.
40:10Oh.
40:10So, could you go and stand next to Bill?
40:11Because it's not really violent, but it's kind of...
40:13What, what, what, what?
40:14Let's just say...
40:15Hang on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
40:18Well, when Obama have a human shield...
40:20It's all right.
40:21No, you won't.
40:22You can be this side of him, it's not my safety.
40:24Don't take him.
40:24Stephen, you don't seem as concerned with my safety.
40:27You can stand next to Jeremy.
40:29That's a good point.
40:29It's that much nearer, Adam.
40:31It's really...
40:32You'll see it's not going to be dangerous.
40:35It isn't dangerous.
40:35It might be dangerous.
40:36It isn't dangerous.
40:36It isn't dangerous.
40:37Just hold me.
40:41It's basically...
40:42Don't sit on my knees.
40:45Don't stop, I like this.
40:47Are you ready?
40:48Do you want to count me down, audience?
40:50Count me down from three.
40:51Three, two, one.
40:53Go on.
40:54Here.
40:56Oh!
40:57Oh, very good.
41:00There you go.
41:04I certainly agree.
41:06That's quite a money shot.
41:10Stephen, are you suggesting, if I get some of that potassium, that that will really make you perform in bed?
41:16No.
41:16No.
41:18No.
41:18Well, that's...
41:19That's amazing.
41:20Magnificent.
41:22Whoa!
41:23Oh, yeah, that's it, baby.
41:25Keep going, yeah.
41:27It's a lot of horrible yellow at the edges there, isn't it?
41:30Yeah, it does get like that.
41:31Yeah, I know.
41:32Do you know what?
41:33I've been away.
41:34Anyway, that brings us to the final scores while it's still flowing.
41:38And, let's have an up here.
41:40Wow.
41:40After how are you?
41:41Because you've got to be invisible.
41:42In last place, with minus 38 points, it's Jeremy Claxon.
41:49Always well.
41:52Second equal, second equal, with minus 19, Bill and Jimmy.
42:00Do my eyes deceive me?
42:03Tonight's runaway winner, with minus 18, Alan Davis.
42:16So, the unquestionably knowledgeable audience takes the ultimate palm with plus eight.
42:25So, from Jimmy, Jeremy, Bill, Alan and me, good night.
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