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Some Girls S02E03
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00:00People keep saying that you're doing it wrong
00:02But I say it feels alright
00:04I really do try, really do try, really do try
00:09There's a way of things that I could change
00:12But maybe it's alright
00:14This is my life, this is my life, this is my life
00:19I thought I was going to be late
00:21Jake tried to eat Mac, it was horrible
00:23Is Mac okay?
00:24Yeah, I think so
00:25Are you okay Mac?
00:27Yeah, he's fine
00:29You can't bring him to school
00:30I had to, if he stays home Jake will eat him
00:33Jake's trying to become the alpha male of the house
00:35He thinks he has to eat all the other pets
00:37He's already had Wolverine
00:39Goldfish
00:40Mac can just sleep in the bag, he likes sleeping
00:42What are you going to do for teacher season?
00:43I'm going to pretend he's a furry pencil case
00:47Oh, are you actually serious?
00:49Yes, good plan
00:50Where's his zip though?
00:52You're going to have an amazing day Mac
00:53We've got textiles first
00:55And I'm going to show you how to work a sewing machine
01:00Let's have some quiet please
01:01J.K. Rowlinghouse
01:02I've got a couple of announcements to make
01:04But first of all
01:05I'd like to hand you over to Tyler Blaine
01:07Our hit boy
01:09Hey guys
01:10Just a quick reminder about our Green Shoes Got Talent
01:13Charity night
01:14Now I'm holding auditions all this week
01:16So come along and see if you've got what it takes
01:19I doubt any of them have got any real talent
01:21But wouldn't it be lovely to be proved wrong
01:24Still I've been working here seven years and it hasn't happened yet
01:28Oh
01:29Okay, thank you Tyler Blaine
01:32Looking very sharp today by the way
01:34Loving the hair
01:35Oh, is that new?
01:36Auditions taking place lunchtime
01:38Music block
01:39Thank you Tyler Blaine
01:40Let's give him a round of applause
01:46Now I'm disappointed to have to say
01:48That there has been evidence of drug use in the toilets
01:52Now as you all know
01:53Anyone found in position of drugs on the school premises
01:56Will face severe consequences
01:58Best to have them before you get here
02:00Shhh
02:00So I'm putting a five minute limit on toilet visits
02:03I could do so many drugs in five minutes
02:05She's got no idea
02:06Shut up honey
02:07So I need some volunteers from sixth form
02:09To run my anti-narcotics toilet squad
02:12The ANTS
02:13The ANTS
02:15Will monitor toilets every break time
02:18I can't go if someone's listening
02:19What if I rupt my bladder?
02:21Like you did in year three
02:22It's quite a good gig
02:23Because you'll be issued with
02:24A clipboard
02:25A pen
02:26A tabard
02:27And a stopwatch
02:28Plus it's a good little extra for your uni application
02:31So, who wants to volunteer?
02:35Okay, thanks Viva
02:37No, I didn't volunteer
02:39You start today
02:41I didn't volunteer
02:42So, any Christians?
02:44I didn't volunteer
02:55That's it Mac, just tap the screen when you see the snack you want
03:01I hope you're going to audition
03:02I know you can sing
03:04I'm not sure
03:05Probably be too busy logging people's toilet visits
03:09Logging people's lots
03:11Come on
03:12That's funny
03:15Do you want me to talk to Anna and get you off toilet duty?
03:18Because I can do that for you, no props
03:20You call her Anna?
03:21Or Hitchy
03:22It's a head boy privilege
03:24It's okay
03:24I'll handle Hitchy
03:27Independent
03:27I like that
03:28You know
03:29This might sound weird
03:31But
03:31You look kind of hot in that outfit
03:33Okay
03:35You got a thing for toilet monitors?
03:37Not usually
03:45Hey Tyler
03:53I've got a message for you from Charlie
03:55Stay away from Tyler
03:57What is she fake pregnant again?
03:59But this time by Tyler like she was fake pregnant by Brandon
04:02You better listen up toilet girl because this is serious
04:04The message is stay away from Tyler
04:06Tyler Blaine belongs to me
04:08I mean to us
04:10I mean to Charlie
04:12Oh you like him too but Charlie won't let you have him
04:15You and your friends are better watch out
04:17Make that
04:1847 seconds
04:20I fucking rule that quick waiting
04:24Guess what?
04:26Tyler Blaine fancies viva
04:28It's not what I said
04:29Fancy's viva
04:30What's that?
04:31My private journal
04:32Oh private, can we see?
04:33Is it a diary?
04:34No it's a journal
04:35Remember that counsellor we saw?
04:37Oh
04:37He thought it might help me sort out my feelings if I write everything down
04:40Is it feelings about why no boys fancy you?
04:42It's just a way for me to vent about stuff that I might be repressing
04:45About why no boys fancy you?
04:47No Amber it's not about that
04:48It's mostly about issues with my family and spiritual differences
04:53The dilemmas facing a modern Sikh girl in a western society
04:57And some other random stuff
05:00I bet it's about why no boys fancy you
05:02Joe fancied her
05:03Yeah but he's emigrated to Australia
05:06Madison really tried to scare me
05:07She told me to stay away from Tyler or else
05:10This is classic bully bullshit
05:12I don't get why Tyler Blaine fancies you
05:14I mean
05:16I'm blonde
05:25That's weird
05:26Amber was supposed to meet me but never showed
05:27And now she ain't replying to my taxes
05:29I wouldn't worry about Amber
05:30Do you want to give Mac a tour of the IT suite?
05:33They got Mac, they got Mac
05:34They got Mac
05:35Who did this Amber?
05:36To Charlie and their gang
05:37They grabbed me
05:38They took Mac
05:39They tied me to a pillar
05:40They said Charlie was serious about Viva
05:43Leaving Tyler alone
05:44They won't get away with this
05:46I'm gonna hurt them girls
05:47Swear down
05:47It's not okay
05:48Aw he's alright Amber
05:50He looks a bit freaked out
05:52No I think that's just his face
05:54No one takes my best friend
05:55And takes him to a pillar
05:56No one takes my best friend dog
05:58And takes him to a pillar
05:59This is not okay
06:00Calm down Holly you're not helping
06:02Has anyone got a tissue?
06:03No
06:04She really needs a tissue
06:05I'm gonna
06:06I don't know what I'm gonna do
06:07But I'm gonna hurt them
06:08I'm gonna swear down
06:09Try this
06:10Sorry
06:11It's all I've got
06:13Who got any more?
06:15Like Flo just isn't gonna cut it
06:21I'm gonna kill them
06:22I'm gonna kill them
06:22I'm gonna kill them
06:22I'm gonna kill them
06:22I'm gonna kill them
06:23I'm gonna kill them
06:23Drive them out to the country
06:24And dump them in the forest
06:24To be eaten by wolves
06:25That's what I'm gonna do
06:26Wolves have been extinct in the UK
06:28Since 1843
06:29But whatever
06:30You don't think big sas
06:31You'll never achieve nothing
06:32We should go to Mr Jeffries
06:34No I don't want Mr Jeffries getting involved
06:36Why?
06:37Are you scared of Charlie?
06:38Not for me
06:39For Mac
06:39He's easily scared
06:41He's scared of the colour red
06:42He goes mental every time we pass a postbox
06:45He saw a Ferrari once
06:46And disemboweled a squirrel
06:47It's not fair
06:48You're getting attacked
06:49Because of me talking to Tyler
06:51I'm not sure I even like Tyler
06:53Of course you do
06:54You must
06:55He's
06:56Tyler Blaine
06:59Nice apron
07:07Hi Viva
07:08Dad
07:09She made me stand outside the toilet
07:10All of lunchtime
07:11What's this in it?
07:12It's a very important job
07:14Viva's heading up the anti-narcotics toilet squad
07:16What's that one got that smell out of my nose?
07:19That smell is minuscule particles of fecal matter
07:21Stuck to your nostril hair
07:23Urgh
07:24It's just
07:26Urgh
07:26God you pick on me all the time
07:28You know I can't show you favouritism just cause we're related
07:31Not related
07:32We live in the same house
07:34I'm shagging your dad
07:35I'm about to give birth to your sister
07:37I've been
07:37No! We're not related
07:38Well we will be once the baby comes
07:40I'll be related to the baby, not you
07:42Woah woah woah
07:43Let's mellow this vibe down ladies
07:44Well tell her not to make me do the toilet thing
07:46Babe, the principal's breathing down my neck everyday
07:48About the sick forms being so stoned they can't do their work
07:51You don't realise how much nicer they are when they're baked
07:54You know what I think?
07:56You two are the two females I love most in the world
07:58And you need to learn to love each other
08:00Because a home without love
08:02It's like a car without an engine
08:04It's like a torch without batteries
08:06It's like a sausage roll with no sausage
08:08Misfits after the funny one left
08:10Dad I love you but do not expect me to pretend to love her
08:14I'm just asking for some mutual respect
08:16Exactly
08:16And I think she should call me Mum
08:21I'm just kidding
08:23Not really
08:24Oh that would be horrible
08:31Okay
08:32Do we sit with Tyler?
08:34I think Mac would like us to make a stand
08:36Mac hates bullies
08:38Yeah I'm really getting that
08:41What happened to you coming to audition?
08:43I thought you said I was going to
08:45Mac and I are going to come
08:46We've got a mind reading app
08:48I can read his mind
08:49Like I just look at him and I know he wants a sausage
08:53He can read my mind too
08:54Must have amazing eyesight
08:57Matt wants us to go toilet now
09:01I'm sorry Tyler but I don't really like singing in public
09:04It's more of an in the shower thing
09:06I'll audition you there if you like
09:08I sing in the shower as well Tyler
09:10You're welcome to audition me in there any time
09:1317 metres so close
09:14Always a warm welcome at my place Tyler
09:17Especially in the shower
09:17Because that water's scalding hot
09:20I'm going to head over to the music block
09:23Seriously Viva
09:24You need to audition
09:26You've got something special
09:32Okay you've got to bang him
09:33Because if you don't
09:34You're going to spend the rest of your life regretting it
09:35No
09:36I just don't want to
09:38What? It's a waste
09:39I'm still getting over Rocky
09:40The thing is he's never going to bang me
09:42So you banging him is the only way I'm going to find out what it's like
09:45So basically you saying you won't bang him is you being a bitch to me
09:50Let's wave
09:55It's nice we're making friends with him now
10:21Have you ever been sitting there and thought to yourself what's that smell then you realise OMG it's my fanny
10:27No
10:28No
10:29No
10:29No nor me
10:30Have I tapped my locker now?
10:32Everything in there is covered in acid or something
10:34They can't get away with this
10:36Typical the shitting cameras are broken
10:38Harcum's always working fine when I'm the one pouring hydrochloric acid into the lockers
10:42Mine's okay
10:43Yay!
10:44Found my Smarties
10:47Those bitches
10:48This is all my fault
10:50I wonder why they didn't do my locker
10:52Maybe they thought after what they'd done to Matt the other day I'd suffered enough
10:55Where is Matt?
10:57He's in my bed
10:59He's gone
11:00He's gone Mackie
11:02Mackie
11:03Where did it come from?
11:04Over there
11:08Oh I have to get Mr. Taylor
11:10Yeah
11:38Rackie!
11:41Oh my
11:42You're safe now boy
11:44Ambie-wambies here
11:45What's going on?
11:46I'm really sorry Saz but we've had all our lockers attacked
11:48Probably done yours as well
11:50Oh no it'll be fine
11:51Have you lot never seen a teen movie before?
11:53Lockers are the first plays that bullies think of
11:55Classic bully bullshit
11:57Trick is keep one step ahead
11:59Changed my locker yesterday
12:00Oh my god
12:03I feel glowing
12:08You want a mess?
12:09You want a mess?
12:10You want a mess?
12:10I said you want a mess!
12:11Excuse me Holly but I think your eyeballs are going to pop out and roll down the corridor
12:15You what?
12:16Come on Holly leave it
12:17Let's take this to Mr. Jeffries
12:18Take what?
12:20You've got nothing
12:21I'm going to hurt these big hair hoes
12:22I'm going to peel out your hair extensions and strangle you with them
12:25I'm going to rip out your fake nails and use them to carve my name on your face
12:27I'm going to
12:28No!
12:28That's what they want
12:29They want you to get in trouble and get kicked out of school
12:31It's simple
12:32It's simple
12:33You stay away from Tyler and we'll leave you alone
12:37Tyler's mine
12:38Why would Tyler go for someone who's banged the whole football team and the whole rugby squad and even the
12:43whole of Ultimate Frisbee Club
12:44In fact are there any boys left in this entire school we've managed to avoid the cosmic suction force of
12:49your vagina
12:53Okay
12:54Let's go
13:00So I guess you're not coming to audition
13:02No
13:03It's a shame I really think you're talented
13:05I heard you singing in the school concert and it was beautiful
13:08I made the hairs on my arms stand on end
13:10Really?
13:11We should get together sometime
13:13Have a chat about uni applications and stuff
13:17Yeah
13:18Yeah, yeah I'd love that Tyler
13:20How about today after school?
13:22Today?
13:25I've got a meeting with the principal at 3.30 to discuss this school I'm helping build in Gambia but
13:31You can probably squeeze her in after
13:33I can meet you at the CAF at 4.30
13:35I'll be there
13:35She'll be there
13:36Awesome
13:37She's looking forward to it
13:38Shut up Holly
13:40Hey Tyler
13:41We'll be coming to audition Tyler
13:43See you later Tyler
13:44And don't forget your date with Viva Tyler
14:11Hello?
14:13No they can't read it
14:14What's the matter says?
14:15It's gone
14:16My journal
14:17Oh my god
14:18It can't come out
14:20It just can't come out
14:21It CANNOT
14:22COME OUT
14:22It's okay
14:23We'll help you get it back
14:25They're gonna read it
14:25And they're gonna tell everyone what's inside it
14:27And when they do
14:28I will literally want to kill myself
14:29It is that bad
14:31My family will find out
14:32I'll bring dishonour to my father
14:34He'll send me off to the Punjab to learn to be a good girl
14:36And I'll never see my friends again
14:38Taz please
14:39Don't get upset
14:40We can sort this out
14:41It can't be sorted out
14:42You can't do nothing
14:44Admit it
14:46I need to start planning my suicide
14:47It's the only way
14:50Okay this is all because of me and Tyler Blaine
14:52So maybe if we go to Charlie
14:55And I promise to stay away from Tyler
14:56Taz will you stop making that noise and listen to me
14:59If I go to Charlie and promise to stay away from Tyler
15:02Then maybe they'll give us your diary back
15:04Fuck that
15:04We don't let Charlie win ever
15:06Emily I'd agree with you
15:07But look
15:08We have got to do something
15:33You win Charlie
15:35I'll leave Tyler alone like you wanted
15:37You said this would happen didn't you Charlie?
15:39Charlie said this would happen
15:41So you've come to beg for your diary
15:43Do you see us begging?
15:46I mean we're asking politely
15:49Maybe you should beg
15:50We're not begging
15:53That's a shame
15:56Taz no
15:57Please can I have my journal back?
16:00Charlie didn't catch that
16:01You need to beg
16:06I'm begging
16:07Please can I have my diary back?
16:12No
16:12It's such a good read
16:13We're gonna hang on to it for a bit
16:15You should get it published
16:16Fifty Shades of Weird
16:18Oh come on Saz
16:19This isn't work
16:20Please
16:21Please
16:23Okay fine
16:24You can keep Saz's diary
16:25But that means I'm gonna do whatever I like with Tyler Blaine
16:28You're so pathetic you probably don't even know what to do
16:31Or how to do it
16:32Really?
16:34Don't I?
16:36Well
16:36Maybe
16:37Maybe
16:37I'm just gonna drizzle him with maple syrup
16:40And have him on a waffle
16:43Which is a metaphor
16:44By the way
16:46I think
16:52I'm really sorry Saz
16:53No one can help me
16:54It's classic bully bullshit
17:04You're late
17:05Your hot chocolate's cold
17:06It's cold chocolate
17:08Yeah I had to do something important
17:10If you arrange to meet someone you should probably turn up on time
17:13It's just unprofessional
17:15Unprofessional?
17:15Yeah
17:16I've got a lot to achieve and the clock is ticking
17:19Sorry to be late
17:20I was trying to help a friend
17:23Okay
17:24That's good
17:26Impressive value system
17:28I think you and I have a lot in common
17:31I think your girlfriend spotted us
17:34Oh
17:35It's Emily
17:37She's from the hospice
17:39She likes to go for a wander in the afternoons
17:41You know her?
17:43I volunteer there
17:44Sit with the old folk
17:45At the hospice?
17:47Isn't that very sad?
17:49No
17:50And they love it
17:52I'm told it's nice for them to sit with someone who's young and handsome
17:56Who doesn't smell of death
17:58She looks like she's waiting for you
18:00Yeah
18:01I better walk her back to the hospice
18:03That's so lovely of you
18:06Yeah
18:07To be honest Emily's a bit of a groper
18:10But if she wants one last squeeze of a firm young bum then
18:15Who am I to deny her?
18:17She'll be dead soon
18:19Well it's still really lovely of you
18:21Yeah
18:22Yeah
18:22And that shit looks epic on your uni application
18:26Obviously I care deeply as well
18:31Thanks for the cold hot chocolate
18:32My pleasure
18:49Look at this
18:51Look at this
18:54Shit says his diary
18:56Some thoughts about eye contact
18:58Huh?
18:59I've been keeping a record of eye contact
19:02And I'm beginning to realise that for some reason people find it uncomfortable to make eye contact with me
19:07She's mental
19:08I can't tell people because they'll say I'm mental
19:11And look there
19:12There's a web link
19:16For what are they?
19:18Sal's has made up some pie charts to do with eye contact and other stuff
19:21What does it all mean?
19:23And that one's to do with pavements
19:25How often we walk three across with her behind?
19:28It's 57% apparently
19:32Oh it's okay babe
19:33It's not that bad
19:35We can ride this out
19:37More to come, more to come, more to come
19:44Awesome fun work there Rocky
19:46Look at that Jamie, see how he does that flick with his thumb?
19:49That's how you handle zombies
19:51Can I get a turn?
19:53Come on Jamie, he's on a roll
19:54You don't interrupt a master at work
19:56That's it, that's it
19:58That's it, yes!
20:00He's beating your top score Jamie
20:01I don't care about top score, it's just a number
20:04Yeah, a much higher number
20:07Yes!
20:08You're gonna have to train me up on that phone thing
20:09What are you off to?
20:10I thought I might sit in the cupboard in my room
20:12And pick off a patch of flaky paint from the wall
20:15Okay son, enjoy
20:16Stop whinging, I told you
20:18I found you a volunteer patrol at Tuesday
20:20I never volunteered
20:24Come on Anna
20:26Let's leave these two alone
20:27I can long your bump if you like
20:28Oh, thanks Bun
20:31It makes it very difficult for me
20:33You coming round here all the time
20:35I get that
20:36Because you're so torn about how you feel about me
20:39It's destroying you
20:40No
20:41We're over
20:42It's time for you to start the next chapter of your life
20:45New pages, new pages
20:53Some thoughts about masturbation
20:55Oh no
20:56No one talks about masturbation
20:58But I bet everyone is doing it
20:59Even Miss Phillips
21:01But I bet if I tried to talk about it
21:03They would pretend they don't
21:07On Monday I masturbated thinking about Brandon
21:11Right
21:13On Tuesday I masturbated thinking about Joe
21:15And Wednesday I thought about Tyler
21:17But that didn't work
21:18So I changed to Jordan
21:19But that didn't work
21:21So I changed to Brandon
21:22Yeah, I bet that worked for you babe
21:24Even I masturbate thinking about Brandon
21:27It's like sometimes I like barbecue favourite crisps
21:30And sometimes I like chicken
21:31So what's the problem?
21:34What's Chris got to do with anything?
21:36And yesterday I masturbated thinking about
21:39Big Jim the caretaker
21:41Oh!
21:43Come on, we've all done it
21:45This is turning out to be a bit more original than I thought
21:48I need to talk to you all privately
21:50Oh, hold on, I'm a slow reader
21:51Fucking Elsa, I'd like to spend all your time making pie charts and wanking
21:55I seriously think people are going to forget about all this soon
21:57No they won't
21:58More to come tomorrow, great
21:59Hey!
22:00I need to talk to you three
22:01Can we go to the cafe after school?
22:03Big Jim, eh?
22:07Viva, have you got a moment?
22:08I need an urgent word about my Gambier project
22:16It's not really about Gambier
22:18I just saw you and got a slight heart attacky for you
22:22I really want to kiss you
22:24Would you be into that idea at all?
22:31Viva, are you coming?
22:33Viva, are you coming?
22:33Everyone, Viva's knocking Tyler Blain!
22:43What's the big deal?
22:44Just a nice way to relax at bedtime
22:46You never tried hot chocolate?
22:47I think it's really brave you telling everyone about all this
22:50Not many girls would do that
22:52She didn't exactly tell people Amber
22:55I'll need to talk to you about the other stuff
22:58I'll say some other stuff
22:59It's gonna be about you
23:01All of you
23:02You got it back?
23:03After they photocopied the whole thing
23:06Anyway, I want you to hear this from me
23:08What'd you put about me?
23:09I'm just gonna read the worst bit, okay?
23:12Amber
23:14Why does Amber have to be such a whore?
23:17I overlooked the fact she's thick because she can't help it
23:21But there is no excuse for her behaviour around guys
23:24She may as well just wear a big sign around her neck
23:26Saying I'd do it with anyone
23:29Plus she thinks she's pretty just because she's got long blonde hair
23:32But I've seen that hair close up
23:34And let me tell you, she has bare split ends
23:42Split ends!
23:43And there's a few other bits
23:44Like when I expressed my shock that you thought a reindeer's antlers wear its ears
23:48I think you'll find that antlers do double up its ears
23:50It's true, I swear down, I back her on that one
23:52No, it's not true
23:54The ears are separate
23:57Read mine now
23:58Okay
24:00Viva is very pretty
24:01With beautiful sparkly eyes and a great bod
24:04And she is a nice kind girl who tries to help people
24:07That doesn't sound too bad
24:09Can't they see?
24:10She's just a boring girl with no personality
24:14Whose only interesting point is how incredibly uninteresting she is
24:18Oh
24:19I think that's probably hurtful
24:21I can't always tell
24:23So what you put about me in there?
24:24Don't tell me
24:25I can guess anyway
24:26Holly's violent
24:27Holly likes to hit people
24:28Holly likes to bite people
24:29I haven't bitten anyone in ages
24:31That is totally unfair
24:32It's probably easier if I just show you
24:34What the fuck?
24:36It's different nutritional breakdowns
24:38What?
24:39I made a study of your food intake and worked out some nutritional stats
24:42Do you know your salt intake is about 700% what it should be?
24:45Well that your iron is low
24:46I could well be anemic
24:47Looking at this, it's amazing you haven't got scurvy
24:55Doesn't anyone want to say anything?
25:00I don't want to say anything
25:01I don't want to say anything
25:02I don't want to say anything
25:03I don't want to say anything
25:03Let's go before my anemic hand bangs on her face
25:05I have tried to be there for you and support you
25:09But all the time
25:10It's just like you hate us
25:21Isn't it true that we all think mean things about each other
25:24But most of us don't write it down and then get it exposed
25:26What are you saying?
25:29If we're not our friends then she's got no one
25:31And if you don't go back, Charlie wins
25:34Let's go back
25:37Is there anything bad in there about Mac?
25:40Yes
25:50So jokes that Daniel's doing toilet duty
25:52I guess Bitcock doesn't know he's the main drug dealer in the school
25:55Did you get the equipment holds?
25:56Yep
26:01Hurry up, Holly
26:06I really don't get what you see in Big Jim
26:25Hello, Tyler
26:26Hey, Charlie
26:27Hey, Madison
26:28Hey, Miffy
26:29Hey
26:31You
26:32You
26:33We're a dance act
26:34Cool
26:34And have you got a name?
26:36We're called the Pretties
26:37And Tyler just to say
26:39On behalf of all of us
26:40About how epic it is
26:42The amount of funds you managed to raise for that school in Gamibia
26:46Madison
26:46I was supposed to say that
26:48Awesome
26:49Go for it
27:02X
27:03You never know
27:07Get down
27:09Dress as your girlfriend
27:11If you don't take control
27:26You alright, Charlie?
27:47And stay right there, more Some Girls next on 3.
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