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00:00Shorty West, Shorty West
00:04Shows a girl's heart to go away
00:08Oh, so bad, and that came from
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00:19Shorty West, Shorty West
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00:32Shorty West
00:32The galaxy is halfway through another seven-day tour of the Caribbean.
00:36But Edwin the butler is not happy.
00:38The ship is too large, and the corridors, like the hours, are too long.
00:41He's exhausted and missing his wife and son back in Bombay.
00:45Husband and wife casino workers, Dale and Mary from Watford, however, are always happy.
00:49There's no fish there at all, not a single fish in sight.
00:52They've run away to sea to make enough money for a house,
00:54and despite the hours and the grind, they're having a ball.
00:59And so is Jane McDonald from Yorkshire, still determined to make it as a solo headliner.
01:06And still using her psychic powers to look into the future.
01:09Bring back the old dealer.
01:11And one person who'd like to know the future is Norman, the professional gambler.
01:15He's on the warpath.
01:16What did you say?
01:22This is an old class trip.
01:24Last night there was a horrible experience whereby I had an eight and a three's eleven.
01:29She had a six or a seven.
01:31I doubled down, but I didn't have the hundred dollars in my pocket.
01:34I said, well, just put me up for a hundred dollars and I'll go to my room.
01:37I mean, where are you going?
01:38You're on a cruise.
01:39And she said, no, I can't do that.
01:41I said, this is horrible.
01:42How could you do that to me?
01:43And I took my watch off.
01:44My watch is worth, I thought it was worth 20,000.
01:47But this other fellow, he's in the jewelry business.
01:49He said, no, it's not worth 20.
01:51It's worth 30.
01:52And I said, and I took that watch and threw it on the table for a hundred dollars.
01:57Not that it would take it, but just like that.
01:59I'm coming back right away.
02:00And I came in the room.
02:01My wife was in the room.
02:02I said, I got to get out of here and I got to get a hundred dollars just to play
02:05the hand.
02:06And I came back and I won the hand.
02:07I said, I'm never going to gamble in this casino again.
02:10And our friend said to us, no, no, the only way to get even is to gamble.
02:15The wind up was I win eighty five hundred dollars.
02:17That's the way to get even.
02:18Now they were all nice.
02:20This is like a joke.
02:20This is a no class trip.
02:25Let's go to a casino.
02:26Now I'm going to beat their ass.
02:28Come on.
02:30We shall go and see.
02:33Too long, you know, Chris.
02:35It's very, very long to live, man.
02:37How many miles do you walk every day?
02:39Oh.
02:40Don't ask many, many miles.
02:43True and full, true and full all the time.
02:46Big is not a big problem.
02:48It's good for money, but the only thing is the working condition, you know.
02:53If you have a nice working condition, no problem at all, you know.
02:59Edwin, where are you going?
03:00I'm not Edwin.
03:01It looks just like him, eh?
03:04He's off.
03:05I would hope so.
03:08He works like a dog.
03:10Yes.
03:10You want to know something?
03:11We've been on cruises.
03:12Very, very nice.
03:12We have been on cruises.
03:14Yeah.
03:15And we've had, like, butlers every time we went.
03:18And I tell you honestly, Edwin don't belong on this ship.
03:22He has too much class for this ship.
03:24I think this is my last year.
03:26Last year on the cruise ship.
03:27On the cruise ship.
03:28I miss my son.
03:30For him, his daughter is big now, no problem.
03:33For Mark also, the son is big.
03:35Big, no Mark?
03:36Yeah?
03:36Yeah.
03:36The son is big, so okay.
03:38Mine is small now, so that's why I feel very bad, like, you know.
03:41At least they can talk on the phone with them, you know.
03:43So, you know what I mean?
03:45Yeah.
03:45I can do nothing, you know.
03:46That's the thing, you know.
03:47Very tough.
03:48Very difficult.
03:49Very, very difficult.
03:50You want to meet my son?
03:53I will.
03:53You're like about the son.
03:54She's about the right age to meet our son.
03:56He's 29.
03:57He was never married.
04:00Is he on the ship?
04:01He's a great guy.
04:01No, he's not on the ship.
04:02But we get back to forth.
04:03We live in Florida, so we can make a deal.
04:05Here's my card.
04:06You call me.
04:07And you'll meet my son.
04:09Ricky.
04:10She's a very pretty girl.
04:12Never stop working.
04:13Never stop working.
04:14Never ever stop working.
04:16Okay.
04:17So here we go.
04:18Big change coming up for you, girl.
04:21Big change.
04:22You've just completely changed your way of life.
04:25It's like you've shut the door on something.
04:27Bang.
04:28Closed.
04:28Thank you very much.
04:29Moving on to something new now.
04:31But that's good.
04:32Change is good.
04:33All right?
04:34So you're moving on to new and bigger, better things now.
04:39See, my wife throws me out of here even.
04:41It's unbelievable.
04:42How are you?
04:44My wife wants to get rid of me.
04:45But how about you?
04:46You want to party tonight or something?
04:50So it's okay.
04:51Well, I'll party.
04:52Now, it says here that you're having sleeping disorders.
04:56Are you not sleeping very well?
04:57Oh, my God.
04:58How did you know that?
04:59I have got an undiagnosed sleep disorder.
05:03Really?
05:04Gosh, that's uncanny.
05:05Yeah, I've had it for 11 years.
05:06You just don't know what it is?
05:08No.
05:08What are you up after the night or something?
05:09Once every year or year and a half, I go to sleep sort of constantly for about two weeks.
05:16Good grief.
05:17Yeah, and just lose time.
05:20And I'm like a zombie when I'm awake and don't know what's going on.
05:23Is she knocking you out?
05:24All the time.
05:25All the time.
05:26But you must like her because you're not switching.
05:28There's lots of tables.
05:30You know, most men like punishment.
05:34Punish him more.
05:38Oh, yeah, this is my girl right here.
05:41What's the limit on this table?
05:4335.
05:44Oh, that's good.
05:50Also, I've got something in the cards here.
05:55Have you got any like spots or rashes on your skin at the moment?
05:58Do you suffer from them?
05:59No.
06:00Well, if you do, could you just watch out for this coming?
06:02Because I'm a little bit concerned about that.
06:04That's very, that's really weird, isn't it?
06:06Yeah.
06:07As I said, they're a bit, they're a bit spooky, really.
06:10Everything else is fine.
06:12Now you're smiling.
06:13My enemy.
06:13Now she's my friend.
06:15Now she's my friend, right?
06:17You didn't want my watch, you know?
06:19I thought my watch was worth 20,000, but my friend told me it's worth 30,000.
06:23You wouldn't take that for $100.
06:25You should have take the watch, jump off the ship.
06:29No.
06:30And, um, double.
06:31No.
06:32Okay.
06:32Bad.
06:33Bad.
06:33That was bad.
06:34Very, you know it was bad.
06:36Bad.
06:37Bad.
06:37Last night it was very bad.
06:38Very bad.
06:39You know bad.
06:41Did you like it?
06:42Have a, have a chair.
06:44That's the lucky chair.
06:45Okay.
06:46That's the lucky chair.
06:47Yep.
06:48That's the lucky chair.
06:48Don't forget we're on 50-50.
06:52I should get dial.
06:53I should get dial.
06:53You'll never get dial up here.
06:56He's not into this, is he?
06:57No, no.
06:58My boyfriend would freak out.
06:59Men are.
06:59Men have got too many things to hide.
07:01That's what it is.
07:01Yeah, I think that's probably it.
07:02My boyfriend would freak out.
07:04Yeah.
07:04If it, you know, cause he's not into this at all.
07:07No.
07:07I mean he's like, pfft, just doesn't believe at all.
07:10It's all rubbish isn't it so.
07:11Yeah.
07:11That's true.
07:12But it's men, see I bet Chris hasn't had his time.
07:14No, Chris hasn't had his time.
07:16I'm gonna do you.
07:19I'm too busy behind the camera.
07:20Oh.
07:21I want to get somebody in to hold the camera.
07:24Mind you.
07:25Okay.
07:26So, here you go.
07:27Thank you very much.
07:28My pleasure, lovey.
07:29I'll see you later.
07:30Yeah, no doubt.
07:31All right.
07:31You have to work now.
07:32Yep.
07:32It's a busy life, isn't it?
07:33Back to the casino.
07:34I don't know how you do it.
07:35Place your bets, please.
07:38What's that, $120?
07:40I know, I know.
07:41I know.
07:42I know.
07:43That was a lucky chair.
07:44Oh, yeah.
07:45$120.
07:46This is my machine.
07:47That was the second go.
07:48Okay.
07:49I'm not putting it all back though.
07:50That's what you're standing here for.
07:51No, no.
07:52I was just wondering if you...
07:53Sometimes it spins back around into another wing.
07:55Okay.
07:56We'll try.
07:57You should know.
08:00Oh.
08:01Hello.
08:02Where are you going?
08:03Hold on.
08:03Come here.
08:04I want to talk to you a minute.
08:05170.
08:06170.
08:07I have credit in this joint.
08:09They like me now, these sons of it.
08:10What?
08:11Is this your wife?
08:12This is my wife.
08:13She tolerated me 34 years.
08:15I don't like you so much anymore.
08:17I was getting to like you a little bit.
08:19I don't like you either.
08:19She drew a 21 against my 20.
08:21You got to stick around one more time.
08:23I went to grade two.
08:26Oh.
08:27Goodbye, Ricky.
08:27I'll see you.
08:28I won't have sex without you.
08:31Call you first.
08:32How many years are you together?
08:3333.
08:34It'll be 34 next month.
08:36Who years?
08:36She tolerated me.
08:37I don't know.
08:38She got to get a medal.
08:40I put up with you.
08:41Ugh.
08:41You kidding?
08:42It's like a f***ing joke.
08:43Nobody could put up with me.
08:45I can't even put up with me.
08:47Back on duty.
08:48Poker.
08:49Boring.
08:51Can't come in here.
08:54For all the joy you brought to her life.
08:58For all the wrong that you've made right.
09:02For every dream you make the truth.
09:06I've got to watch it.
09:07You're chatting me out with my wife.
09:08She's working there.
09:10Oh, really?
09:11Yeah, she's got this one here.
09:13With the short hair.
09:14That is your wife?
09:15Yeah.
09:15This is a little boy.
09:17Being chatted up here.
09:19I'm all right.
09:1915.
09:20You want a drink?
09:22I'd love to get you drunk.
09:24Oh, would I love to get you drunk?
09:25No.
09:26My wife went to bed?
09:27Did she go?
09:2815.
09:29My wife went to bed.
09:30I want to get you drunk.
09:33You want to get drunk with me?
09:36We have a lot of fun.
09:37I'm afraid.
09:39You're afraid?
09:40You have nothing to be afraid of.
09:41You're with me.
09:42We could discuss things later.
09:43What time are you off, anyway?
09:45I like you a lot.
09:47I think.
09:47I think.
09:59I'm not sure.
10:00Kitchen?
10:00Get me three fresh grapefruit, no?
10:02And tell him to get from...
10:03No, no.
10:04Grapefruit, right?
10:04Tell him to get from...
10:05How long it will take?
10:07I bought fresh juice for...
10:08Huh?
10:08Sure, no?
10:09Please, huh?
10:10My order is there, man.
10:117.30.
10:12What happened?
10:13I told him to get fresh grapefruit.
10:15He bought fresh grapefruit juice, you know?
10:17Three now.
10:17I'm waiting there, see?
10:18It's supposed to be 7.30 now.
10:24Thought you were having a day off, Dale.
10:26Supposed to.
10:28The office suddenly called in last night and said we've got to do a quick validation drop.
10:33See how the machines are doing this week, you know?
10:35On our day off.
10:36My day off.
10:37Yes.
10:37Jason's day off.
10:38It's not a happy bunny, are you?
10:40You should be on the beach now.
10:41White Mary.
10:42In bed, a lazy cow.
10:45Where I should be, yeah.
10:48Problem is with the grapefruit now, you see, now.
10:50Set five minutes for them.
10:51I hope he's coming.
10:53I'll go then and check if he's coming.
10:56I'll have to little run, huh?
10:58Okay?
10:58I'm just going in.
10:59I'll get late.
11:09I'll get late.
11:13He's a man, man.
11:15I'm just going to take the grapefruit juice.
11:21Who?
11:22Mark, man.
11:23Tell us about the grapefruit juice.
11:24Mark, man.
11:24Tell us about the penthouse.
11:25Tell us about the grapefruit.
11:27We'll go.
11:28We'll go.
11:31We'll go.
11:32Sorry, Chris.
11:33We'll go.
11:41It's fun, isn't it?
11:42What time do you get to bed?
11:45About a quarter to three.
11:47It's absolutely pouring out there at the moment.
11:50But hopefully it won't last for long.
11:52We'll be in Jamaica later, so we'll grab a couple of hours, you know.
11:56Maybe a quick jet ski today.
12:01Good morning, dear.
12:02Good morning.
12:04I see you.
12:06Norm's not ready, so you don't have to worry.
12:10Oh, he's not ready.
12:11Oh, he's not ready.
12:14My husband's just getting up.
12:17Who ordered this weather?
12:19Yeah, very bad.
12:21I got up and I looked outside and I said, who ordered it?
12:24The casino?
12:25Oh, the casino.
12:27So they want, like, most of the people should be in the casino, you know.
12:31They don't want them to be out.
12:32Yeah, I'm telling you.
12:33That's the only one that could order this weather.
12:36Good morning, sir. Good morning.
12:38How are you doing?
12:39Good, good.
12:39Because, of course, Chris is looking at you.
12:42How are you doing?
12:43How are you sleepy?
12:46Wow.
12:46Not very pretty out today, huh?
12:48Yeah.
12:48Oh, I said to Edwin, the casino, where is this weather?
12:52So we don't know what he wants to be out.
12:53Why when do they open?
12:56As soon as they want.
12:58As soon as they want.
13:01Did they say it's gotta be like this all day?
13:03What's the forecast?
13:06You worked an extra hour last night, didn't you?
13:08I know.
13:10Didn't get an extra hour off the day.
13:18She looks lovely, really.
13:21Except in the morning.
13:23How long have you been with a celebrity?
13:25Six years.
13:28So you go home and retire after this trip?
13:31I'm dead, that's what I'm trying, yeah.
13:32Unless if they give me a smaller ship.
13:35They do have smaller ships.
13:36I might go there for one more time, for six months.
13:40After a couple more trips, you go home and retire.
13:43You'll be a rich man, won't you?
13:45I will be, but not another rich man.
13:48That's what I'm saying, in your country.
13:51One good thing about staying on the ship,
13:53it's hard to spend money unless you gamble, right?
13:56They don't allow us to gamble.
13:58If we start gambling, then we stay for years and years.
14:01That's right, you've become a slave.
14:03Maybe I have to sign a divorce paper, you know?
14:07If I don't go back, maybe I have to keep it ready.
14:10Did you meet your wife on a cruise ship?
14:11Pardon?
14:12No, no, no, back home.
14:14That's one good thing about working on a cruise ship, though.
14:17You don't get to fight with your wife very much.
14:19Unless you are married and you work on the same ship.
14:22That would be difficult.
14:23Yeah.
14:24What time did you finish? 3.45?
14:27Yeah.
14:28And you should have finished at half past two.
14:30So I did not want to hear you this morning.
14:33I kept trying to open and shut the door quietly without waking you up.
14:37Sorry about that.
14:38You don't know what the word quiet is.
14:41Good morning, ladies and gentlemen.
14:42We are pleased to announce that the bad weather has finally gone with the rain now behind us.
14:46And in just over two hours, we'll be in Montego Bay, Jamaica, where the sun is shining.
14:51Good morning!
14:55I want to say welcome to Jamaica.
15:00And I am your tour guide for the afternoon.
15:02And I hope you guys enjoy yourselves.
15:04Hi, everybody!
15:06Hi there!
15:07Whatever you guys want, I am here to serve you.
15:10That is my main duty, to serve you.
15:12A nice woman!
15:13If you want women, let me know!
15:15If you want women, let me know!
15:17I gave you women, everything you want, anything you want,
15:19Don't ask me for it, you'll get it.
15:21Hahaha!
15:28The Charmin!
15:31The Charmin!
15:36The Charmin!
15:38The Charmin!
15:40The Charmin!
15:42The Charmin was a thing around us!
15:45Hello!
15:47Hello!
15:48Good evening, there!
15:48Hi!
15:49Good evening, how are you?
15:51Fine dear, how are you?
15:54I don't want no way to get all your love
16:00I don't want no way to get all your love
16:05I don't want no way to get all your love
16:08Thank you, Jin, that was great, we'll see you later on, huh?
16:12Pfft!
16:15Without plane I said.
16:17No, no, no.
16:18Where he's going?
16:19No, he wants me to carry him
16:21Carry him. No, carry him!
16:22Yay!
16:24There's the casino girls, look!
16:26Yay!
16:28This is what it's all about, we've only got about two hours, it's about…
16:31Is it two o'clock now?
16:33I have no idea.
16:34You have to be back on the ship 4.30.
16:36Bummer.
16:38It's troubling you, huh?
16:39No.
16:39Huh?
16:40It's troubling you, huh?
16:41It's troubling.
16:42You want to take this brush.
16:46Give something in his hand, no?
16:47Give him his brush.
16:48His own brush.
16:49I'll check that.
16:50It's a casino, girls.
16:52Alrighty.
16:54How many jet skis you got over there?
16:56Jason's just got the jet skis.
16:57Mary hates, well, she likes jet skiing, but she doesn't like me going fast.
17:00Of course I will, you guys are.
17:04Smiling, huh?
17:05One's the corner.
17:07One's the corner.
17:07One's the corner.
17:08Uh-huh.
17:09He's not going to the daddy, huh?
17:14Are you ready to jet ski?
17:15No, I'm not.
17:17He'll love it.
17:19Trust me, I'm a doctor.
17:20Alrighty, then.
17:21Let's see how they're getting on, all right?
17:25Did you know you married a lunatic?
17:28The sad thing is, I asked him.
17:31You asked him to marry you?
17:32Yeah.
17:33That's the sad thing.
17:34I chose this man.
17:37Oh, well.
17:37What did you say to him?
17:38Bet the devil you know.
17:41I decided we'd been together about six years at that time, and we'd had a bit of a hard
17:48time, and we tried to split up, but we didn't do it very successfully, and ended up seeing
17:52more of him than I did before.
17:54So I decided to propose to him.
17:55So I booked a restaurant, hired a dress, jewellery, the lot, and then he sat down and said,
18:01what's going on?
18:02I said, will you marry him?
18:04So, and he said, yes, he got married.
18:06And you never regretted it?
18:07No.
18:08Apart from this particular moment when I'm agreed to go jet skiing.
18:11No.
18:12No.
18:13That was lovely.
18:13He's all right.
18:15He's all mine.
18:16Yeah, he's all right.
18:17Yeah, I love you, yeah.
18:19Mm-hmm.
18:19Yeah, bye, love you guys.
18:20Yeah.
18:20Okay.
18:22Take care, yeah?
18:22Take care of clean, yeah?
18:24Okay.
18:24Tell them, yeah?
18:25Okay, bye-bye.
18:26Bye-bye.
18:27Bye, dear, yeah.
18:30How often do you phone home?
18:32Every week.
18:33Every week, yeah.
18:34When did you last see your family?
18:36Um, now it's almost four months.
18:42My wife and kid, yeah, almost four months.
18:44Another six months to go.
18:51Let's go right now.
18:57No way, give it mygenommen, stop.
19:06Uh-uh.
19:24I think she's just lost weight because she goes so scared.
19:27I've got cramp in my fingers.
19:29Oh, that was great.
19:31Was that great, Mary?
19:32No, it wasn't great.
19:34I knew it wasn't going to be great.
19:35It was bloody horrible.
19:37He goes too fast.
19:39He likes all the horrible things like bouncing.
19:42He likes that.
19:44He likes going around corners fast.
19:45He likes that.
19:46It's like being in London with him.
19:47I hate it.
19:49He's totally irresponsible.
19:50Not just doing the thing you normally do when you're in Jamaica.
19:53You know, you've just got to do it.
19:54He likes it.
20:36There's your ship, right there.
20:39Yeah.
20:43All right, everybody, it's time to go to the Party of the Yacht.
20:47Let's sing with me.
21:10I say, Aha, your hat, he said, she said, Aha, your hat, he said, Aha, your hat, he said, Aha,
21:18how you feel it?
21:21I can hear a joke, but they're not going away.
21:24I'm listening for bells, hang on.
21:33Give yourself a hand, ladies and gentlemen.
21:38Fulfill my grand design
21:40See all my stars alive
21:45Just in my moments
21:48Any itching on your skin or anything like that?
21:51Watch for that happening, aren't you?
21:55Come in.
21:56Hey.
21:57Hello there.
21:58Oh dear, Mary, what's happened?
22:01I've got rubella.
22:04Sad, isn't it? Very sad.
22:06When did you find out?
22:08This morning.
22:10Not that I want to catch it. Don't get the wrong idea.
22:12It's just that...
22:15I'll stay back here.
22:17So we're in isolation together
22:19for probably at least three days, I would think.
22:23Basically until it's all gone.
22:25Because it's highly contagious.
22:28That's why it's Tommy wearing this, really,
22:29because I'm going to get it anyway, isn't it?
22:31Well done.
22:36I lost my wife.
22:39I thought she'd be at the lula.
22:44This is what time we're having to eat, huh, Chris?
22:48This is your time to eat now.
22:49It's my time to eat, yeah.
22:52We can't go down to the crew mess.
22:55Can't go anywhere, so here we can eat.
22:57Are you going to stop tickling the cards?
22:59Let's play some cards here.
23:02I'm going to have an after-dinner drink.
23:04Bring me a cognac and a XO.
23:07Okay?
23:08The best you've got.
23:09And charge it to him.
23:11That's life.
23:14I can't deny it.
23:17I've thought I'm quitting.
23:19But my heart just won't bite.
23:22What is more worrying is that my husband said goodbye to me this morning and went to work
23:27and didn't actually notice that I looked like this.
23:32She looks like that.
23:33You look like that every morning.
23:36Now, my head was twice the size and I looked like a tomato.
23:39That's nothing unusual.
23:41So I do.
23:42She was lying there and her face is rare.
23:43It's always puffed up in the morning.
23:44It's like someone had a boxing match with me the night before.
23:49The steak was rare.
23:51Okay?
23:53Very rare it was.
23:54This was medium rare.
23:55So what I did, I put it in a microwave.
23:56Made it well done.
23:58The beauty of it is the food we've just been served up.
24:00We're getting officer's food.
24:02We're getting to choose off the passenger menu.
24:04Oh, superb.
24:05Bit of a bonus.
24:06We've just had a five-course meal.
24:08It was nice, wasn't it?
24:11We're still thinking where the pineapple juice is you're drinking.
24:14But it was first time.
24:20You want a drink?
24:21Anybody want a drink?
24:22They're paying for it.
24:23The house is paying.
24:23Anybody want a drink over there?
24:25Oops.
24:26Okay.
24:28There's a smile on my face
24:31For the whole human race
24:34Why it's almost like being in love
24:39It's okay?
24:39Phil Collins?
24:41Huh?
24:41Phil Collins?
24:46Phil Collins?
24:53It's all over.
24:59I can't believe it.
25:00It's all down her legs as well.
25:02It's sort of spreading.
25:02Turned into an alien.
25:04Yeah, she does look a bit like an alien.
25:09Somewhere over the rainbow
25:16Way up high
25:22She's embarrassed to be there
25:27Oh, think, trust
25:31It's just another day for you
25:34You and me in paradise
25:36Oh, think twice
25:40It's just another day for you
25:44You and me in paradise
25:47Why, oh, I can't
26:00People and me in paradise
26:11To your help
26:14Things you have to do to get a day off on this ship, I tell you
26:18Is it worked?
26:19It did work, yeah
26:21Manana
26:21See you later.
27:00Thank you very, very much.
27:01You did very well.
27:02Thank you very much.
27:03I enjoyed being with you.
27:04Good luck to you and your family.
27:06Good to be back.
27:06Now you retire a young man.
27:08This time, yeah.
27:09All right.
27:10Coming back again?
27:12Not initially.
27:13Maybe.
27:13Okay, Johnny, that's one.
27:18Ladies and gentlemen, this time we'll finally ask for any guests.
27:21Okay, disembarkation number six.
27:23Please proceed ashore using the gangway on deck five.
27:26Not a dear.
27:27On a peep.
27:28On a peep.
27:30Hi, Mary.
27:32How are you?
27:32Fine.
27:34I've still got spots on my tummy.
27:35When they've gone, they let me out.
27:38We had pretty good accommodations.
27:40If not for that, I would jump ship.
27:43Really?
27:43I'd have been off for the first stop.
27:46Absolutely.
27:47No question about it.
27:48I'm just getting her lunch.
27:50Yeah, this is it.
27:51She's eating first class here.
27:53They're looking after her.
27:54Posh food.
27:55In fact, is that posh?
27:56I don't know what the hell it is.
27:57Wouldn't you kill for beans on toast right now?
27:59Wouldn't you kill for beans on toast?
28:01Like in your mum's mints or something.
28:04Casino, some of the things they did to me or tried to.
28:08This ship is...
28:10On this seat.
28:15Celevi.
28:16Greatest part of this trip is getting off.
28:18Yes.
28:20Yes.
28:20Yes.
28:21Yes.
28:22Yes.
28:23Yes.
28:24Yes.