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00:00Thank you for listening.
00:30Thank you for the days, those endless days, those sacred days you gave me, I'm thinking of the days, I
00:46won't forget a single day, believe me, I bless the light, I bless the light that shines on you, believe
00:56me.
00:58And though you're gone, you're with me every single day, believe me.
01:08Days I remember all my life, days when you can't see right from right, you took my life.
01:19But then I knew that very soon you'd leave me, but it's all right, no I'm not frightened of this
01:29world, believe me.
01:31I wish today, could be tomorrow, the night is dark, it just brings some love.
01:52Can you turn that off please, I can't concentrate. Thank you.
01:57Mark, just call me back, please.
01:59How's the eulogy going, Julie? Have you thought of opening up Nigel's letter? You know, for like, inspiration or...
02:05Oh, yeah, yeah, she's full of great ideas. Just make the tea, eh?
02:11Are you OK, Phil? Yeah.
02:13Yeah, I'm all right.
02:15I've got something for you. Just hang on.
02:19Right, I better pick my suit up. Sam, have you got a ticket?
02:22I got mine, I didn't get yours.
02:24You having a laugh?
02:25Do I look like I'm laughing, Grant? I told you, I'm not your washerwoman, I'm not...
02:29It's one day. One day, that's all I ask.
02:31We ain't got Mum to keep the lidless on the day like today.
02:34So can you just do us a favour and take a leaf out of her book and sort this out?
02:37Because I tell you what, I can't take any more aggravation, all right?
02:54This is for you.
03:00He got it for himself when we...
03:02When we got up to Scotland, gave him good luck, apparently.
03:06Not your cup of tea, I'm sure, but, erm...
03:09Perhaps...
03:10This is the one time you'll wear it.
03:11You should keep it.
03:12No, Phil, please.
03:15I really want you to have it.
03:24You all right, John?
03:26Here.
03:29You remember my boy, Josh?
03:31Right, Phil.
03:32I'm sure you'll remember Phil.
03:33I couldn't have survived these last few months without this man.
03:38I've got a few bits I need to sort out.
03:42Still a man a few words, eh?
03:55Careful.
03:57You might hurt yourself.
04:00I hurt till the end of the week.
04:03Speak up, boy.
04:05I can't hear you.
04:08I had until the end of the week.
04:10What am I?
04:12A payday loan?
04:14I can move the goalposts.
04:16Especially when you get lippy on the phone.
04:19Right?
04:21Hey.
04:23Could be worse, boy.
04:25And it might be if your old man don't cough up.
04:34You should use AI.
04:36Nigel would have been all over that these days.
04:39If he...
04:40If he was up to it.
04:42Look, I'm sorry I didn't come down towards the end, Mum,
04:44but with work and that...
04:45Yeah, no, I'm sorry.
04:46I would have, I understand.
04:47Yeah.
04:48I missed a lot, though, didn't I?
04:51Still, who would have thought, eh?
04:53All the grief you put him through over the years,
04:54you end up breaking them out of the hospital instead of putting them in it.
04:59Sam, this is my boy Josh.
05:01Oh, hi, Josh.
05:03What are those?
05:04Er, me.
05:06Saving your backside.
05:07Yeah, luckily for you, Yolandi had a rugby team in yesterday.
05:10You wanted a suit.
05:11You got three.
05:13Hopefully one of them will fit.
05:14Cheers.
05:16You all right, Grant?
05:17Yeah.
05:17Erm, where's Phil?
05:18He went out.
05:19I think he found it all a little bit too much.
05:21Why is everyone getting AWOL on me today?
05:23I mean, that's my job.
05:33Hello, Ian.
05:34You all right?
05:35Er...
05:35Yeah.
05:36Yeah, great.
05:40Sorry for your...
05:41loss.
05:42Right.
05:43Sam saves the day again.
05:46Shall we have a little drinky?
05:47Yeah.
05:48Yeah, I'll have one.
05:49All right, yeah.
05:58How are you doing, Phil?
06:01Listen, you haven't seen Mark, have you?
06:03We, er...
06:03We thought he stayed at yours.
06:05I thought I'd try him again.
06:06So, Sam sorted me a suit.
06:09I have been able to send a search party out for you.
06:13Today...
06:13might turn out easier than we thought.
06:18It's, er...
06:19Nodges watch.
06:22He's your mate first.
06:23You should have him.
06:24No.
06:27You were the friend that he needed.
06:31Thanks.
06:33You spoke to Mark, yeah?
06:35No.
06:35He's over at Vicky's.
06:37He don't want to know me, and...
06:39I don't blame him.
06:41Well, yeah, the Vicky's.
06:42And he ain't answering the phone to her, either.
06:45So, I wonder who clear out the blackmail
06:47to get that designer handbag.
06:48Oh, Ian, the past is the past.
06:51You've got to move forward, not back.
06:54Oh, where?
06:58Hi.
06:59How you doing?
07:00Yeah, yeah, a little bit better with every drink.
07:02Oh, well, I'll join you, darling.
07:04We've laid some photos out in the living room.
07:06Yeah, Patrick, Yolandi, George, they've all just turned up.
07:10Listen, Phil and Grant ain't back yet.
07:12Maybe someone should go and check on them.
07:13Yeah, that's a really good point.
07:15Uh, are you all right?
07:17Yeah, yeah, we'll try and get with that.
07:18Yeah, okay.
07:19Yeah, well, then, why ain't he answering, eh?
07:21Just say he's gonna have done something stupid again
07:23and he's in trouble.
07:24He's probably shacked up with some bird somewhere.
07:25You should calm down.
07:27Do I need to put you both on a leash, or what?
07:29Or he's gonna meet us there, you know?
07:31You know, he's stubborn, isn't he?
07:32Runs in the family.
07:33Now, right now, we need to focus on Nigel.
07:36Right, that's Billy.
07:37You need to get to Coker's.
07:40Well, come on, Grant.
07:41Go and get your suit on.
07:42Oh, and by the way, yeah, I'm coming to Coker's and all.
07:46Cause you're not going AWOL today, right?
07:48Not on my watch.
07:5720 missed calls.
08:00That's a nice round number, ain't it?
08:04Is it time yet?
08:21I'm the last boy's trip.
08:24I don't have time to say.
08:27I only went on one.
08:29Brighton.
08:31Do you remember?
08:33I ended up getting a train home on me, yo.
08:35Cause these two got nicked for fighting a stag party down there.
08:39And there was this really rubbish, madness tribute band playing and all.
08:44Oh, I love him.
08:46Do you know Nigel slept in his car outside the police station all night?
08:50Refused to leave until they're slunging out.
08:55Mark, where are you?
08:58He's with me.
08:59Delaney.
09:01Look, he had to the end of the week if you've hurt him.
09:03I've hurt him.
09:05But it could be worse.
09:07But that's down to you, ain't it?
09:08Hmm?
09:12Say hello, Hanson.
09:16Come on.
09:16Mark, where are you?
09:18Son, we're coming to get you.
09:19Not without my money, you ain't.
09:22And I want all of it in full.
09:24Or else, he ain't gonna stay pretty.
09:27What's going on?
09:28You give me the address, I've got the money.
09:30Whoa.
09:32Hold up.
09:34Is that Sam?
09:36Is that your sister, Sam?
09:38Yeah, why?
09:39Because now I want what she owes me to.
09:42I'll send the address.
09:43Bring her, and what you both are.
09:47What did you do?
09:49To who?
09:50What, Russell Delaney?
09:52Nothing.
09:53I don't even really know the guy.
09:54He's got Mark, and apparently you owe him something too.
09:58So you tell me now, what did you do?
10:02Well, you know when you got hold of his wife?
10:04I remember her.
10:05Good talk.
10:06Shut up, Billy.
10:07Come on, spit it out.
10:08Alright, well he got hold of me in revenge.
10:11Once or twice.
10:13I might have taken a chain from his bedside table when he got back with his wife.
10:18What? Why?
10:19Well, because it looked expensive and I had the ump.
10:23Oh, alright.
10:25Well, we've got to go there now.
10:27Well, now, no, no, no, we can't.
10:29I ain't leaving him.
10:30Especially now she's given Delaney more ammunition.
10:32Call him back, alright?
10:33Call him back and tell him we'll pay up.
10:35But after the funeral.
10:46I left my little girl at home.
10:49Don't think she's made of tough stuff like you.
10:52Maybe we're not either.
10:56Losing people's hard.
10:57No matter how old you are.
11:02You'll be okay.
11:09The hearse is coming.
11:12Julie.
11:14I know Mark got himself into all this.
11:16But just think how many times Ben's screwed up.
11:20Nigel would want us to go and save him.
11:24Come on, Phil, he's my son.
11:26We can't, alright?
11:27We can't.
11:34Well, if that ain't a sign, what is?
11:39Alright.
11:42I'm on Lodge.
11:44My last trip.
11:47Billy, pack me.
12:07What's he doing like, Vonna?
12:09More like a tripod, Vonna.
12:14What's going on?
12:16Hey, I think we better go outside, Nigel.
12:18We'll be here now.
12:22Oh.
12:23No answer.
12:25Well, at least now you've got time to think about what you want to say, right?
12:27I'm writing a statement, not a eulogy at this rate.
12:30Oh.
12:31I forgot to tell you.
12:34Look, maybe I should just drop you lot off with you.
12:37You know?
12:38Just...
12:38It feels a bit disrespectful.
12:41Or does it, Billy?
12:44Nigel, is it disrespectful if you go and save my son's life?
12:50Alright.
12:51Brilliant.
12:52Nigel's fine with it, Billy, so just relax.
12:54Lily.
12:55Hang on to that, will ya?
12:57Now, you two, just let me do the talking, alright?
12:59We might, just might, make it to the church on time.
13:14God, you two took your time, didn't ya?
13:17Them knees playing up, or what?
13:21But you, darling...
13:24You're aging like a fine wine.
13:27Yeah?
13:27And you're aging like sour milk.
13:30I always did love that mouth of yours.
13:34Mark.
13:35You alright?
13:36He is.
13:36For now.
13:37Why don't you shut up?
13:39We're coming to us.
13:40Nigel Bates is in the back, do you remember him?
13:42You're a tubby fella with your funny ties.
13:46Explains them, at least.
13:47We've got somewhere to be, alright?
13:49So let's just, let's just get this done.
13:50He's got the money, so let him down now.
13:54And what about what she owes?
13:56Are you seriously that upset about a chain from Donkeys years ago?
13:59That was my grandad's chain.
14:03I broke your heart, didn't I?
14:04See, that was your revenge.
14:07So, I let it go.
14:09Then...
14:10I heard your voice.
14:12And it all came flooding back.
14:14And now, this...
14:17It ain't about the money anymore.
14:20This...
14:21Is about respect.
14:28There's the Mitchell boys on our love.
14:30Fancy your chances there.
14:32Look, just stop!
14:32Rice, stop!
14:34I can make this up to you.
14:36Pull the bloodshed off.
14:37Two minutes!
14:40Yeah...
14:40Alright.
14:42Okay.
14:48I can't...
14:49Stand up there and say something that's not right.
14:51I can't. I give up.
14:59Listen, Julie, I might have something.
15:03We did a project in English once at school.
15:08We had to write a poem as if we were old.
15:11Looking back on life and...
15:14Well, I couldn't be bothered.
15:17But you know what he was like?
15:18Like, he sat me down and made me do it with him.
15:22But when I left and I knew it was the end,
15:26I went through some of my old things and I found it.
15:30I took a photo.
15:33Might be worth a look, yeah?
15:34Could be time for someone else's words, eh?
15:45No, no, no, no, this ain't happening.
15:47This is Nigel's watch.
15:49Sam, don't you dare!
15:50He wanted Phil to have it.
15:51His wife gave it to him this morning,
15:53so, you know, it's an eye for an eye.
15:55You give him that watch,
15:57no-one's walking out of here, do you understand?
15:59Do you honestly think Nigel wouldn't have offered it?
16:01Phil, we've got to do right by him.
16:03He's out there right now.
16:20Sentimental and expensive.
16:22That'll do it for me.
16:25Boys, got him loose.
16:26You got it.
16:31Grant, make sure the money hits my bank account by tonight, yeah?
16:35You'll get it.
16:40Mark, you hurt?
16:44No.
16:51No, he wasn't just a tubby fellow with silly ties.
16:54He was my best mate.
16:55So you take good care of that watch.
16:57Otherwise, you'll be hearing from me, all right?
17:12I'm not being funny, but is nobody else worried?
17:14It's Grant and Phil.
17:15They probably had a tip-off about a bank job on the way.
17:19He's here.
17:38Well, mystery solved.
17:48Are you ready?
18:14You might be thinking that, um...
18:17That that was, uh...
18:20To do with our connection...
18:21To Scotland.
18:24Um, but really, um...
18:27It was a nod to...to Mr Spock.
18:31We watched his funeral so many times,
18:33he really felt that we were...there.
18:38This is a poem, he wrote, with Clare.
18:46Who am I?
18:49Years go past with quickening haste.
18:55It's scary.
18:58It feels untrue.
19:01Until you see the OAP staring back at you.
19:09What have I done?
19:12What have I done?
19:13What makes me proud?
19:16Where are the books, the paintings,
19:19that make me stand out of the crowd?
19:25My eyes are filled with tears till I look at the photos on my wall.
19:32And suddenly...
19:35And suddenly...
19:35I have no fears.
19:41My wife, children, and friends, they stare back at me.
19:49And the memories...
19:54Wash back over me.
19:56For the wife...
20:00My children...
20:02And my friends...
20:04That I love.
20:07Their stories aren't done.
20:11Some have just begun.
20:14Be gone.
20:24Looking at...
20:27All of you...
20:28Now...
20:31Thinking...
20:33Of...
20:34All the people that...
20:38Nigel loved...
20:41And lost...
20:44I know that that love...
20:47Will go on.
20:49And his...
20:50His kindness...
20:54And his laughter...
20:57It will live on.
20:58And that...
20:59Is the greatest...
21:01Legacy of all.
21:09Oh...
21:13Oh...
21:14Oh...
21:16Oh...
21:16I love you, sweet son.
21:19My joy, always.
21:29Now I believe...
21:32Nigel's friends...
21:34Phil...
21:34And Grant...
21:35Would like to say a few words.
22:01And Grant...
22:03Would like to say a few words.
22:04I didn't want to...
22:05But...
22:07Here we are, right.
22:10Nigel...
22:12Nigel was a good man.
22:15Um...
22:15He was funny.
22:17I mean...
22:18Really funny.
22:20He was kind.
22:24He was a great family man.
22:28Uh...
22:29Uh...
22:29And he was clever.
22:31He was always top of the class, wasn't he?
22:34Yeah, yeah.
22:35He's, uh...
22:37He used to do my own work for me and...
22:40And then he'd dumb it down to, uh...
22:44You know, so the teachers wouldn't get suspicious.
22:47Uh...
22:48There are a million stories we could tell you about Nigel.
22:52Uh...
22:52The fact that he used to super glue pound coins to paving stones on April Fool's Day.
22:58When he was dyeing socks...
23:00In Dot's bath and they came through the ceiling.
23:03When we, uh...
23:04We woke up in France, but we were in Kent.
23:08Nigel starts talking French.
23:11Afar.
23:13Overcraft.
23:14And, of course, there was the building society job.
23:17Yeah, well, some things are...
23:19Some things are best left unsaid for...
23:22For legal reasons, you know.
23:27Nigel.
23:29Nigel was the, uh...
23:32He was the smartest person I ever knew.
23:35And he was...
23:36He was definitely...
23:39Definitely the nicest.
23:42We was apart for a long time, but when he came back, I...
23:46I needed him, you know.
23:48I really needed him. The truth is, he saved me.
23:55Until...
23:56Until this day.
24:02That was Nigel.
24:05My...
24:10My best friend.
24:12I'm gonna miss him.
24:14I'm gonna miss him.
24:15And we're all...
24:17We're all gonna miss him.
24:20And he was the brother.
24:23He was the brother we needed.
24:24Honey.
24:31And...
24:47And...
24:47I gotta...
24:47I'm gonna miss him.
24:52I love him.
24:53And...
24:54I gotta...
24:54And he's...
24:54When he dies...
24:58Are we going to talk about this now?
25:00Or wait for the next funeral to start?
25:05Yes, didn't we?
25:06You told me that everything was fine, and today?
25:08You've turned up at the funeral looking like you've been dug up yourself.
25:11Did you accept Goran's help or what?
25:17Yeah, I did.
25:20Doesn't change anything between us, though, Vic.
25:23It's too little too late, isn't it?
25:40Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
25:47It's been a lovely day, bar the obvious criminal detour.
25:50It's probably a good distraction for him.
25:53Oh, well, maybe you could be too.
25:58Johnny's blessing, yeah?
26:00And Grant gave Nigel a bit of fun, so maybe you could return the favour?
26:04Oh, Mum, leave it out, all right?
26:05It's a wake, not a singles night.
26:12You know, even with all the sad memories, I'm really going to miss this place.
26:18Hey, hey.
26:19You ain't going anywhere.
26:20You're one of us.
26:21Lucky I'm not.
26:24And, oh, but, um...
26:27I want to remember him happy.
26:30And my happiest memories of him are back home, so...
26:37You didn't brave wearing his watch, then?
26:39Oh, no, no, no, no.
26:42Right.
26:43Come on, you.
26:44We've got, um...
26:46We've got some sibling bonding to do.
26:47If I've got to go, so have you.
26:51I'll see you.
26:58Works out well, didn't it?
26:59Yeah.
26:59Should've got an apron, so right there.
27:01You did him proud.
27:02We all did.
27:03Thanks.
27:05Oh.
27:18Look at us, eh?
27:20Not a day, I mean, sad day, but...
27:24The band's back together.
27:26The band?
27:27Mm.
27:28Well, uh, we're Liam and Noel at a stretch.
27:31Who are you?
27:32Yoko?
27:33You all right, Grant?
27:35This band's...
27:37We should be over the road.
27:39It's all right for a bit.
27:40Anyway, I come bearing gifts, so shush-a-mush.
27:48Oh, God!
27:51We ain't changed a bit, have we?
27:53He looks like me, doesn't he?
27:55And my coup de grace...
28:00Ta-da!
28:02Did you really think I'd let that Pratt get one over on us?
28:07Heyo, Billy, a new watch.
28:10Oh, good old Billy.
28:11Kept it quiet for full dramatic effect.
28:14Mum would've been proud of you today.
28:18Yeah.
28:20Right.
28:20Sounds like we need a toast.
28:28Tonight, uh, mate, and, uh...
28:33Unforgettable.
28:36Tonight, I...
28:38You can't run to the pub...
28:52Oh, go, go.
28:52Oh!
28:52Oh, God.