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00:00Shorty West, short-life
00:04There's a girl shouting away
00:08Oh, so bad, and that came from
00:12Short-life, short-life
00:16Short-life, short-life
00:20Short-life, short-life
00:22Short-life, short-life
00:31Short-life
00:31For the cruise ship galaxy and her 1,000 crew, life is unfolding like a drama.
00:36Jane MacDonald from Yorkshire is a solo singer, but with psychic powers, and a growing reputation as a medium.
00:42Crew members are queuing up for tarot readings in her cabin, but that's when she's not on stage and under
00:46the spotlight.
00:49Her audience ratings have so far been good, but stage fright and racking self-doubt are eroding her confidence.
00:55And she can only watch with envy at the self-assured Las Vegas star, Clint Holmes.
01:05But now, in the small hours of a Saturday morning, the galaxy, after seven days in the Caribbean, is returning
01:10its passengers to Florida.
01:12In a few hours, the ship and 2,000 new passengers will be off again.
01:16In the casino, staff are already preparing for another week's hard gambling.
01:22Dale Nathan, a slot technician from Watford, and his wife, Mary, a blackjack dealer, lost their house in the 80s
01:28property crash.
01:29I'm not vandalising the machine, but...
01:31They ran away to sea to make their fortune. In four years, they hope to have a house again.
01:39Fun and games, eh?
01:40Court past three in the morning?
01:41Yeah, the hours are bad.
01:43I've done about... I think about 13, 14 hours today.
01:49Long day, isn't it?
01:50Yeah, it is long day. Especially when you're lazy.
01:53Still, there's not many people that can say they live on a £260 million ship.
01:58Apparently, we're not going to get our day off till March. I don't mind.
02:02At the end of the day, I've got no housework, no cooking, nothing to do.
02:06So when I am off, I'm in Montego Bay or Cozumel or Key West or something, instead of Watford.
02:13So that's a bit of a bonus.
02:15We choose. Steady as you go. Steady.
02:24Hi, welcome aboard.
02:26Hi.
02:27Your cabin number, please.
02:28Andy 129.
02:29Hi there. Welcome aboard. Hi.
02:31Hi, how are you?
02:32Hi.
02:42See, I'm on and on, eh?
02:44You have to move fast in this business, don't you?
02:46Yeah, very fast.
02:52So how many suite cabins do you have to look after?
02:55Ten cabins.
03:00Five roll suite, one penthouse and four mini suites.
03:09I'll get the canopies because all the elevators are busy with the luggages,
03:13so it's very difficult to, you know, get the canopies upstairs.
03:25Welcome aboard. Hello.
03:27Thank you, sir.
03:299079.
03:30Please follow the steward, OK?
03:31Hello.
03:32Come in.
03:33Welcome to Mystic.
03:34Thank you. How are you?
03:35I'm fine, how are you?
03:36Yeah, I'm fine.
03:37Good.
03:38This is Lucy as everybody knows.
03:40Hello.
03:41Take a seat.
03:48Take one on your bottom.
03:50Because you see, the baggages are all over here, you see?
03:53Here, all the baggages are here.
03:55So then still, they have to deliver.
03:56Oh, yeah.
03:57It's a little bit slow, you know.
03:59Yeah.
03:59It's very bad, you know.
04:01My passengers are waiting because of that, you know?
04:04See?
04:04Here, there are plenty.
04:09They have to wait, you know.
04:12Oh, ho.
04:13Do you know, I knew this was going to come up for you today.
04:15Mm-hm.
04:16The Empress.
04:17Now, watch yourself.
04:18This is a fertility card.
04:19Oh, God.
04:21So, no, she's going to see her boyfriend tomorrow.
04:23So, um, just be careful there, because this is a fertility card.
04:27But you actually feel like you're ready now.
04:34What's your cabin number, please?
04:375071, please.
04:38Big round on the bottom.
04:41The lights go.
04:42Let's go.
04:43One more floor.
04:48Time check.
04:49Oh, my God.
04:51What's time?
04:51Late.
04:53Mary, you've only got 14 minutes,
04:56and you haven't even got your flipping clothes on.
05:00You look beautiful, Mary.
05:01That's good enough.
05:04You can't change what you've already got.
05:06So, what is it?
05:06I've worked within 100 yards of the casino, and I'm still late.
05:11Although you're feeling very down at the moment,
05:13it's meant to be.
05:14You're going to build yourself back up.
05:15There's going to be an inner strength coming back up for you there.
05:18I'm going up.
05:19I'm going up.
05:20I'm going up.
05:22I'm going up.
05:25She's not going to cross.
05:26She's not going to cross.
05:36We're going to see what the future is.
05:39Come in.
05:42Is this Madame Butterfly's reading?
05:44It is.
05:45Absolutely.
05:46Come in and welcome to my boudoir, lover.
05:48Let's see what we've got here.
05:51There is no space on nine.
05:53None.
05:53None.
05:53None.
05:54None.
05:55None.
05:57None.
05:57None.
05:57None.
05:58None.
05:58None.
05:58None.
06:00None.
06:00None.
06:00None.
06:02None.
06:03None.
06:08They are still delivering the bags, Madame.
06:10Don't worry.
06:11They are still bringing the bags, you know.
06:13Don't worry.
06:14One.
06:15One.
06:15Not even one more piece alone.
06:18We'll see.
06:19You're very in control of your life.
06:21This is what it is saying.
06:22There will be good news about business,
06:24and there is possible scandal on its way as well.
06:27But keep your eyes out for this scandal.
06:29You're going to hear quite a bit of scandal.
06:30And I want to know all about it. I will
06:33You like the big one is there. Don't worry. Yeah, because my white clothes are holding all over there
06:38Unless you're going to kill me otherwise in the bag
06:42See look at this look at this
06:51They say yeah come here come here to see you one one bag, right? Yeah big one
06:58Yeah, don't worry still. They're doing the luggage. You don't have to worry. Okay?
07:04Yeah, how many people you got here now? I think two why do I don't know
07:15Now then you're ready to settle down mister, aren't you? So whoever's coming up is the one because for me.
07:22Yes, very good for you
07:28It's
07:28Oh
07:31Shit you got two minutes
07:32Come on
07:37Badge
07:39Washed yes
07:40Drift yes
07:42Knickers on makeup
07:43You didn't tell Chris when you went up to the dice lesson forgot to put your knickers on they call
07:47her no knicks knife
07:47Oh, no, there's no knickers knife and now
07:51No knickers knife and now
07:52Your time is up kiss husband
07:57Kiss husband
08:00See you later, okay?
08:01Bye-bye. Bye-bye
08:04And you got all your luggage yet?
08:06We have none none yet
08:07Hopefully it will come. No, it will come. Don't worry
08:18Okay
08:18That's me. Hi. How you doing?
08:20Good, good. Hello
08:22Hi, how are you?
08:24Good evening. Hi, how are you?
08:27What time you'll be needing?
08:29About
08:30I just checked still now
08:32What time's now?
08:34Good evening
08:35You can sit here, man
08:35Why are you the clothes?
08:37Thank you
08:38Any more all done? Let's go
08:43Evening
08:45Hey
08:47Oh my God
08:48We got a big one
08:50Let's go sing
08:51Yeah, I'm with you
08:52We got a jackpot
08:53This is a progressive jackpot
08:54It's a good one
08:55If you wait there, I'll get your money
08:58Okay?
08:59Ladies and gentlemen, tonight
09:00We're indeed very pleased
09:02To welcome to the stage
09:03Mr. Clint Holmes
09:07You can meet me by a rail
09:11You can meet me by a trail
09:16You can meet me on an airplane
09:19You can meet me with your mind
09:24Broke it down in small bills
09:26You never know, I might get a tip
09:28Hey, do it!
09:29Go baby!
09:3044!
09:3144!
09:32Yeah!
09:35Congratulations
09:36One
09:37Two
09:38Three
09:38Four
09:39Fifty
09:40Seventy
09:40Ninety
09:41Five hundred dollars
09:43Want to play a little bit?
09:45No, thank you
09:45Huh?
09:46No
09:47I'll take a little bit
09:49How many people do you know that refuse money?
09:52Huh?
09:53I just said that
09:53Why are you short?
09:55No
09:55You never have to refuse
09:56You're never short
09:58I do a little contribution to them
10:03So they can't get totally angry at him
10:05But you give it that?
10:07Uh, not as much as he makes
10:10Right
10:10Not that foolish
10:12As long as he has a good time
10:14As long as I can afford it
10:15It's okay
10:16But do you win more than you lose, do you think?
10:20I win, I'm a big gambler
10:23And uh, even right now tonight
10:25I didn't call my partner
10:27But uh, we bet a lot of money
10:28On sports
10:30American sports
10:31Like college basketball is our game
10:33Right
10:33And uh, this is fun
10:37This is just fun
10:38If I lose ten thousand on this trip
10:40It'll be fun
10:41It's worth like entertainment expense
10:43Five hundred a night to any human being
10:44That's all it's worth
10:46We've made it a night
10:48You ain't got my boy
10:49And if I got the bed up our room
10:53He's just absolutely brilliant
10:55He's a real pro at work
10:57He's a lot better than his body
10:59This guy
11:00And I still get such bad stage fright
11:05Bill Fane, the musical director
11:07Is stunning
11:08I mean his arrangements are absolutely fantastic
11:11And that's what I'm short of
11:14You must walk many miles every day
11:16Every day
11:17Yeah
11:17Only time
11:18The problem is
11:19No proper time for eating
11:20You know
11:22It's eleven o'clock
11:23We'll be eating now
11:23Breakfast
11:25Somewhere around eleven o'clock
11:27No lunch
11:29No lunch
11:30You don't get any lunch?
11:32No
11:32Not today
11:33You get a day off in the week?
11:35No
11:36No day off
11:37Every second day
11:38I get a couple of hours break
11:41In the afternoon
11:42That's it
11:43Every second day
11:45Every second day
11:46You get two hours off?
11:47Two hours off
11:47Yeah
11:48In the afternoon
11:49That's from one to three
11:52Otherwise you're working seven days a week?
11:54Seven days a week
11:55Eight months
11:56Straight
11:57Eight
12:07How much longer do you think you can keep this up?
12:11No, finish
12:12Last contract
12:13This is your last contract?
12:15Last, yeah
12:15If they send me to the smaller ship, fine
12:18I will make one more
12:19Otherwise
12:20It's
12:20All done
12:21Finish
12:22Bring the best
12:23And don't worry about it
12:24We're good tippers
12:25How about you?
12:26What do you want?
12:27No?
12:28You want a drink?
12:29No, thanks
12:29I'd like to get you drunk
12:30That would be good
12:31Yeah, and I'll tell you what the numbers are
12:33I'll tell you
12:34Yeah
12:34You don't even have to count
12:42Everybody
12:43Everybody
12:54I think you have
12:57Syria
12:58I know you're having
13:03Don't offer him a drink
13:05This guy is the biggest slush on the whole ship
13:08You're going to have to clear away from here
13:11Make sure you keep backs
13:12Because this is an adult
13:13Entertainment center
13:14When you're 18
13:14You can join in, all right?
13:16Would you like a drink?
13:1820
13:20Insured?
13:20You want some drugs?
13:22We have drugs
13:22You want drugs?
13:23No, thank you
13:24Now we have to do all this cleaning
13:26Whatever that comes
13:27We have to do it
13:28Yeah
13:28So we'll have to clean all the thing now
13:44I haven't had a blackjack all day
13:46You have a new dealer, thank you very much
13:48See you later
13:48Oh, you're gone?
13:49Yeah
13:50Okay, here
13:50She's gone?
13:51Here, here, here, here
13:53Here
13:54Here
13:54Thank you very much
13:56What do I give a ****?
13:57It's her money
14:00Thank you
14:00Thank you
14:01I like to take your money
14:03You don't mind, do you?
14:04I like your money
14:05You have nice money
14:07I like your money
14:08Yes?
14:09Come here
14:10Take this astray
14:12Just clean this astray first, please
14:14Okay
14:19Let's check them next door
14:24Jackie
14:24Jackie
14:25Where have you been there?
14:26Yeah, you can make the bed
14:27That's the reason I was calling you, you know
14:30You alright?
14:31Huh?
14:32How did you go?
14:33It was about $1200
14:34Ten dollars
14:35Ten dollars
14:37All in one place?
14:38All at the same time?
14:39All within the last two hours?
14:41Oh yeah
14:41Ten dollars
14:43You better be careful
14:44I mean that
14:44And I have to close my eyes
14:49And I
14:53I wanna hold you till I die
14:57Till we both break down and cry
15:01We're going to the room
15:02I gotta get some money
15:03You mean you gave back
15:04They banged me out tonight
15:07For about a Gino, $1200
15:16That time I had time to have a break, I've missed pizza
15:19Damn it
15:20I started doing pizza on the poolside between 10 and 12
15:23Just doing some fish and chips in a newspaper
15:27Good evening
15:28I don't know what games I bet tonight
15:30Do you believe that?
15:31Do you believe that of me?
15:32That I did not call to find out what bet?
15:35I could have lost 10,000 or win 10,000
15:37I have no idea
15:39But it doesn't matter as long as you're having fun, my wife
15:43What's the difference?
15:44I wanna hold you till I die
15:48Till we both break down and cry
15:52He's such a big star
15:54If I get a chance at all
15:55I'm gonna try and have a talk to him
15:57See if he can give me any advice
15:59Brilliant
16:01I wanna hold you
16:03I wanna hold you up
16:03Until there's fear
16:05In me
16:09Till the world might be
16:13So shy
16:28Another day
16:29Good morning
16:30Could I have my black keys, please?
16:35Morning, my beauties
16:43Okay
16:43So what time do you have breakfast?
16:44Same time
16:449.30, yeah?
16:45I'll just set up the table and I'll go
16:47Okay, and then I'll come back later
16:499.30
16:50It's fine?
16:50Yeah?
16:51Okay?
16:52Nice
16:52Thank you
16:55Do I get nervous?
16:56No
16:57I learned a long time ago
16:59Standing backstage to take that
17:00Nervous energy
17:01And turn it into excited energy
17:03So that when I get on stage
17:04There's like a burst, you know?
17:06So no
17:06Not too much
17:07Once in a while
17:09Once in a while
17:10I wonder if I'll ever get like that
17:13I am absolutely horrendous
17:15Really?
17:16Well there are a lot of performers who are
17:17You know
17:18You talk about building a show
17:21When you are confident that
17:22You know what you're gonna go out there
17:25And you know what's gonna happen
17:26And you know you're gonna get a certain response
17:29Then there's no reason to be nervous
17:30How long have you been in a buck for a little bit?
17:32Me?
17:33Three years now
17:36The main thing is I think
17:37It's better money, you know
17:39Than what I was doing
17:40As a waiter
17:42Every fifteen days
17:43You know
17:43Make a draft
17:45Send it home
17:46You know
17:46Because they need money too
17:47Yeah
17:48Got my wife
17:49And my son
17:50And then I have my parents too, you know
17:53Indian culture is a little bit different, you know
17:56Like we have to still take care of the parents, you know
17:58Till they are alive
17:59So it's a different
18:01So that means I'm working for them also, you know
18:09Yeah
18:09Yeah it's fine
18:09I'm standing there
18:10I can see the sea now
18:11Sometimes
18:12You almost forget
18:14You're on the sea, don't you?
18:16Can you believe people are playing slot machines?
18:18It's just mad
18:19It's like 80 degrees outside
18:21It's almost nine in the morning
18:23You've got people inside playing slot machines
18:25It's very sad
18:33Clint, have you seen James?
18:35Oh, three or four times
18:36Yes
18:37Absolutely
18:38And she's wonderful
18:39And that's
18:39She's a singer
18:40She's a real singer
18:42It's a joy to hear a singer
18:44Thank you
18:45Thank you
18:45I appreciate that
18:46So now
18:47I feel really good today now
18:49Now I've made this little contact here
18:51I feel like
18:52Things could really work now
18:58Who are you ringing, Mary?
19:00My sister
19:06Hello
19:07Hello
19:07Hello
19:08It's me
19:08Alright
19:09Yeah, what are you doing?
19:11I was just sorting Natalie out
19:13Nicky did her with a snooker cue
19:15Nicky hit her with a snooker cue
19:17Yes, but I don't know what she did
19:18Oh, okay
19:19Is it nice and warm?
19:20Yes
19:21It's about 80 or something
19:24Oh, shame
19:25What's it like there?
19:26It's very cold
19:27Is it?
19:28Snowy
19:29Snowy?
19:30I think it's the freeziest time for about 15 years
19:33Must be terrible
19:34Really?
19:35It's bloody cold
19:36Dale
19:36Will you tell her I'm putting suns
19:37It's the iciest weather they've had for 15 years
19:40Could you tell her I'm putting suns
19:41Dale's just putting some sun tan cream on
19:45Tell her we must go, we're missing the sun
19:47We must go, actually
19:48We've got to go to the beach
19:53Good morning
19:54Good morning
19:58It's not the same day, but okay
19:59But this
20:00True, huh?
20:01What time?
20:024 o'clock?
20:024.30
20:03I'm going to see Bill
20:04Who's Clint Holmes' MD
20:08He's going to try and give me some pointers
20:11You know, a bit of advice on what to do
20:13A couple of arrangements
20:15He says, you know, I've got the right equipment
20:17I just need a few good arrangements
20:19So this could just be the advice I'm looking for right now
20:23Ah!
20:24Ah!
20:24Still got me pubs on!
20:26It's me pubs on!
20:27No!
20:29No!
20:30No!
20:30Ah!
20:33Who's me glasses got?
20:34It's all Jason's idea as well
20:36There he is
20:36Hey!
20:39Make me be a star
20:40Make you be a star
20:41You have the voice to do it
20:44I need you to bring out the best in me
20:45That I'd love to finish off with
20:47And I know I'll never love this way again
20:50I'll just...
20:51Boom, boom, boom, bum, bum, bum
20:53I know
20:53And that's where, uh...
20:55I love the swing
20:58So I keep holding on
21:01Before the good is good
21:04I'll get the best fish food
21:06Oh, God
21:07What I suggest is you hold a piece, mum
21:09No, they won't hurt you.
21:12They won't hurt you.
21:13They do hurt me. No, I'll get in first.
21:16Get in first, I'll pass the bread to you.
21:18I promise I won't throw any others around you,
21:20because otherwise they'll swarm around you.
21:21You will, I know you will.
21:23OK. Right then.
21:38There's no fish there at all. Not a single fish in sight.
21:41No.
21:42I promise I'm not going to throw any in. Just get in.
21:47This doesn't trust me.
21:48It's all right.
21:49Just let me get in first.
21:51There's no fish there at all. Not a single fish in sight.
21:56F. Is that F?
21:59What's that now?
22:00Yeah, that'll be all right.
22:02You're living
22:04If you'll find a way
22:06If you're giving
22:10Somewhere
22:13When she gets in, I'll put just a little bit there.
22:16Come and get them, boys.
22:19Come in.
22:20Come in. Come in. Come.
22:23Come in. Come and get them.
22:32Come in.
22:33Come in.
22:35That was absolutely fabulous.
22:37Being thrown into something as big as this
22:39As a headlining act working with like stars like Clint Holmes
22:43On the same bill
22:46You know, it was a bit of a shock, but
22:49I'm sure I can do it.
22:52I'm going there.
22:53I've only been on two weeks.
22:55So I feel as if it's gonna work.
22:57I certainly hope so.
22:59And I'll give it my best shot.
23:04Good evening, sir.
23:05Good evening. How are you?
23:07Good. Can I smoke over here seeing there's nobody on this side?
23:10Sure, sir.
23:11Why can't I smoke? There's nobody here.
23:14I'll smoke quietly. Nobody will know.
23:16I'm sorry, sir.
23:17I'm terrible. I'm always late.
23:19My mother's always grin on at me.
23:26Sorry?
23:27Five minutes.
23:29Time for a cup of tea, then.
23:31You know me quite well, Chris, don't you?
23:33I'm dreadful.
23:34I'm absolutely dreadful.
23:36Lamb medium-red, medium.
23:38Lamb medium-red.
23:40Medium-red.
23:40Yeah, medium-red.
23:41Danilo.
23:43Two appetizers.
23:45And two cream soup.
23:46Danilo.
23:48Why can't I smoke? I can't believe it.
23:51There's nobody here.
23:55Nobody's gonna come near me anyway.
23:56They don't like me.
23:58I'll have to put that down in a minute and zip me up.
24:02Better switch that off.
24:03That's all right.
24:04One minute. One minute.
24:05Oh, yeah.
24:11That's not my editor is thinking, why didn't you pan up?
24:15No, I look better with a mum, believe me.
24:17Sorry, Andy.
24:21There you go.
24:22Soup.
24:24Every inch of star.
24:26What are you doing?
24:28Hmm.
24:29Just that last bit.
24:34Soup.
24:35Thank you so much.
24:40Right.
24:42Right.
24:43Let's go and show these Americans what an English girl can do.
24:47I'm ready for them tonight.
24:48I really am.
24:50I'm outrageous, aren't I?
24:56Oh, congratulations, sir.
24:58You have won $800.
25:00One or something.
25:0550, 70, 90, and 10 is 800.
25:09Congratulations.
25:10That's very nice of you.
25:11Thanks.
25:16That's a great job, Anna.
25:18Look at that.
25:23What is the matter with this radio?
25:25Oh, yeah.
25:27Guess what?
25:28Right.
25:29I've just got a $10 tip.
25:30Oof!
25:31Something they do it all at once, now?
25:33Like $800.
25:34Maybe a ton dumpster.
25:35That's better than kick up the wazoo.ряxel.
25:39Won't you play me let jazz hop? Baby, it's holding my soul together. Don't know whether it's morning or night,
25:54only know it's sounding right.
25:57So come on in and play me let jazz hop. Baby, cause I love my jazz hop.
26:10I've never seen so many ugly people in my life in one place at one time as on this ship.
26:18It's incredible.
26:26And if you know this one joining everyone, it's been a cousin all day. We're gonna party all night.
26:34Call you, I need you, my heart's on fire.
26:44Don't give it to me. After I draw five cards, I had to work like that and you just went
26:48boom.
26:49Just like that. Not nice. Not nice.
26:53Can I light my cigar yet? Goddamn.
26:58So once you're in here, you're safe. You're finished. No more here.
27:03The passengers can't find you here. No more. Till morning.
27:08Yeah.
27:11Before the sun rises. And after the sun sets.
27:15This is the day. Just see it shine. When all I've lived for becomes mine.
27:31It's my wife, my kid. They've become very naughty now.
27:39I'm gonna miss my son.
28:03I'm gonna miss my son.
28:19I'm gonna miss my son.
28:30you bring another one I felt so much so much better tonight I was off it was super I felt
28:40as if mind I've got all the words but it doesn't matter great guys thanks a lot so
28:50really enjoyed that thanks Mike great great so long since you enjoy