00:00...
00:03...
00:04...
00:05...
00:07When your room looks kinda weird
00:09And you wish that you weren't there
00:11Just close your eyes and fix me
00:14And you can be as you can
00:17...
00:18...
00:18...
00:19...
00:23...
00:24...
00:25...
00:26...
00:26...
00:26Yeah!
00:37Atta boy!
00:38I'll need a binder
00:41That's good easy now
00:45Don't drop it!
00:46Ah!
00:47Ah!
00:48Oh, oh, oh, oh!
00:49Okay!
00:52No!
00:53No!
00:53Let's out!
00:54Whoop!
00:56Whoopsie!
00:57Ha ha ha!
00:58Oh!
01:00Shipshide!
01:01Oh!
01:02Oh!
01:03Shipshide!
01:04Gonzo?
01:05Are you alright?
01:07Oh, no!
01:08My face is gone!
01:10Help!
01:11Help!
01:12Take it easy, Gonzo!
01:14Hey!
01:15Your helmet got twisted around!
01:18Oh!
01:19Thanks, Clement!
01:20For a minute there, I thought I was gonna end up just another faceless weirdo!
01:25Sheesh!
01:26Hey, what's in the box, Gonzo?
01:28Shhh!
01:29It's top secret!
01:38Food truck!
01:42What is it?
01:43Oh!
01:44Is it for moi?
01:46I just need action prizes!
01:48Careful!
01:49It's dangerous!
01:52Oh, my gosh!
01:53Oh!
01:54That's the weirdest thing I ever saw!
01:57Yeah!
01:58Look at all those buttons!
02:00Help me get it out!
02:02Oh!
02:03Oh!
02:06Well!
02:06There it is!
02:07Yeah!
02:09What is it?
02:10I know!
02:10It's one of those old-fashioned player pianos!
02:15Well, it sure doesn't make very good music!
02:17That's because it's not a piano!
02:19No!
02:19It's a soft ironing machine!
02:26See?
02:28Huh?
02:29Hmm...
02:30Looks like it's not much of an ironing machine either!
02:32Ah!
02:33You guys obviously don't know a thing about space technology!
02:39This is astronaut Gonzo to mission control!
02:42All systems are going!
02:46We have actions!
03:07We have just landed on Mars!
03:11As expected, Mission Control, there are no signs of intelligent weirdos on this planet.
03:19How's it going, kids?
03:20I'm fine, Nanny. Except Gonzo's spacing out on us again.
03:26Gonzo, where did you get this?
03:28A animal and I found it in the attic, Nanny.
03:32It's a dilithium power pack for my intergalactic time warp underwear.
03:36Oh, Gonzo, you have such a wonderful imagination.
03:40You should be a writer.
03:42In fact, this is what some writers used to write their stories.
03:46This is a typewriter.
03:48You just put a piece of paper into it like this, and you hit the keys like this.
03:56A nuclear word machine!
03:58Wow, cool!
03:59I love your story!
04:03Ha! Look at that! I wrote something already!
04:07This is great!
04:08Let me try it!
04:10I love your story!
04:11Is it hard to be a writer, Nanny?
04:14It's very simple, Gonzo.
04:16All you have to do is start creating.
04:18Just like you were a minute ago.
04:21Have fun!
04:22Wow!
04:23You mean all you have to do is hit those buttons and this thing writes stories?
04:28Gee, maybe it can write jokes, too!
04:35That's pretty funny!
04:38What's it say?
04:39It doesn't write by itself, Fozzie. A writer uses it to put his ideas into words.
04:44You know, like these letters all over our books that we can't read.
04:48Oh!
04:49A writer!
04:51A writer!
04:51Yeah!
04:52That's what I am!
04:54Let's see...
04:55What should I write about?
04:58What are you doing, Gonzo?
05:00I'm creating!
05:02You know, getting ideas!
05:04Yeah!
05:04Well, they're not in your nose, silly!
05:07Yeah!
05:08Ideas come from your mind!
05:10Aw!
05:10Don't be ridiculous!
05:12All good ideas come from your nose!
05:14Oh!
05:15Now and then I do get a good one from my elbow!
05:17Oh, brother!
05:18Oh, come on, guys!
05:23Now, what am I gonna write about?
05:25Simple, Gonzo.
05:26You just look around the nursery until you find something you wanna write about.
05:30Aw!
05:31Thanks for the tip, Kermit!
05:34Someday, when I'm a famous movie star, I'm going to have my own personal make-up vlog.
05:41Right, Kermit?
05:43Yeah!
05:45Oh!
05:46Oh!
05:46Why don't you...
05:48Look where you're going, Gonzo!
05:53Oh!
05:55It's great!
05:57I like it!
05:59Oh!
06:01Oh!
06:01Let me see, uh...
06:02First I made it title!
06:05Hmm...
06:06Romancing the Weirdo!
06:08By F. Scott Gonzo!
06:10Or is it...
06:11Jeff Scott Gonzo?
06:13Ah!
06:14Who cares?
06:14Chapter One!
06:15It was a hot and steamy night!
06:19Okay, so I let the shower rim exoomy!
06:21All alone by himself, in his vacant office, was the world's greatest private eye, Philip Samuel Marno Spade!
06:39Who's that?
06:40Me, Phil!
06:41The writer!
06:42Oh!
06:42Ha ha!
06:43I thought it was a gangster or something!
06:51Philip Samuel Marno Spade was hard at work on one of his many cases, when there was this sudden knock
06:57at the door!
06:59And in walked the most beautiful, gorgeous, stunning, lovely, breathtaking, magnificent luscious!
07:08All right already, just get on with the story!
07:11Okay, okay!
07:12So this pig came in!
07:14Just a plain old pig!
07:16What?!
07:18May I help you?
07:20Are you Mr. Spade?
07:21Well, uh, my friends call me Philip!
07:24Okay, sir!
07:25But, my relatives call me Samuel!
07:28Well, sir!
07:29On the other hand, my neighbors call me Samuel Marno!
07:31My acquaintances call me Philip Spade!
07:34But I...
07:34My broker calls me every Tuesday!
07:36Listen!
07:36They're gonna need to call you an ambulance if you don't cut it out!
07:41No problem!
07:42You just gotta help me find my uncle!
07:45The famous archaeologist, Profession, Kermit T. Frost!
07:48He disappeared while searching for the legendary Emerald Weirdos!
07:52Oh!
07:53Not the Emerald Weirdos!
07:56Yes, sir!
07:57What to get the point of?
08:00Sorry.
08:01This was Philip Samuel Marno Spade's big break!
08:04If he could get his hands on the legendary Emerald Weirdos,
08:08this beautiful pig would do the weirdest thing she'd ever done!
08:12Fall in love with me!
08:15Huh?
08:15Uh, I mean, fall in love with him!
08:18Philip Samuel Marno Spade!
08:20Thank you!
08:22You will take my case, won't you?
08:24Oh, pretty please!
08:25Please!
08:26Please!
08:27Take your case!
08:28Are you kidding?
08:29I'll take two cases, a double bag, three knapsacks, and a shoe organizer!
08:35Gondo!
08:36What are you doing in my dresser?
08:38Uh, just sniffing around for a few story ideas!
08:41Well, next time, get your silly ideas from your uncle's done!
08:48Ah!
08:49There's a couple of good ideas in this shoe!
08:54Chapter two!
08:56Our hero and the pig arrived in the jungle in no time flat!
09:01Don't worry, Miss Pig!
09:02Your uncle's not far away!
09:05How can you be so sure?
09:06Oh, that's easy!
09:08It says so right here!
09:10Huh?
09:10All we have to do is swing across the river on this vine!
09:14After you, my divine swine!
09:17No way, Jose!
09:19Weirdos first!
09:21Uh, thank you!
09:27Just my luck!
09:29The vine's out of gas!
09:31You know what?
09:32Animal gomba!
09:34La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
09:37Huh?
09:38That's not problem for Philip Samuel Merle's speed!
09:41I'll just let go and swim the rest of the way!
09:47What's that?
09:50Uh-oh!
09:51Either this window is carbonated or I'm in big trouble!
09:54Oh, no!
09:56No animals!
10:02Oh, boy!
10:04I better ask him!
10:08Oh, anymore!
10:13It isn't easy being a fictional hero.
10:20Hey!
10:23Get this yummy stuff off of me!
10:27Take that, and that, and that, and...
10:30Are you okay, Gonzo?
10:33I think so, Rolf.
10:35But this typewriter's got worms.
10:38Oh.
10:41Chapter 3.
10:42I still have Samuel Marlowe's spade,
10:45and the luscious, gorgeous...
10:47I mean, uh...
10:49Plano Pit continued to travel through the jungle.
10:52They, uh...
10:54Uh...
10:55Kept traveling!
10:57Ha!
10:57Ha!
10:58Ha!
10:58Ha!
11:00And then, after that,
11:02they, uh...
11:04Traveled some more!
11:06At which point, they did...
11:08Some...
11:10More traveling!
11:11Ha!
11:11Ha!
11:16Ha!
11:17What's wrong with this dumb story?
11:19It's going no place!
11:20Ha!
11:21Ha!
11:22Ha!
11:23Ha!
11:23Ha!
11:24No!
11:26Not that!
11:27What is it?
11:28Writer's block!
11:30What in the world is Writer's block?
11:33It's when a writer runs out of ideas,
11:35and all he can think of is playing with blocks!
11:41Boy, this is a big one, too!
11:44Oh!
11:44We'll never get past it!
11:46We'll be stuck in this stupid story forever!
11:49Will Gonzo, Spade, and the Pig
11:52get past the treacherous writer's block?
11:54Will they ever find Professor Frog?
11:57Will they discover the Emerald Weirdo?
11:59Will you shut up?
12:02Sorry.
12:10Ah, let's see now.
12:12Where was I?
12:13Oh, yeah!
12:14Chapter 3!
12:16Gonzo, Spade, and the Pig
12:18were stopped by the giant writer's block!
12:21Oh!
12:21We'll never get past it!
12:23We'll be stuck in this stupid story forever!
12:26Didn't I say that already?
12:28Uh-huh!
12:29Not a good sign!
12:30There's only one way to get around a writer's block!
12:33It's dangerous, but we've got no other choice!
12:36Well, what is it?
12:40Writer's Termites!
12:42Thanks, fellas!
13:04How's the story going, Gonzo?
13:08I'm stuck, Rolf!
13:10I can't figure out where to go next with my story!
13:13Maybe you should try a different way of writing!
13:16Fuck!
13:18Yeah!
13:19Maybe I could try skywriting my story!
13:30Hey, Gonzo!
13:31I saw a writer on TV once who used a tape recorder!
13:35Whoa!
13:36Cool idea, Skeeter!
13:40!
13:46Chapter Four!
13:50Gosh, Gonzo, that was my favorite tape!
13:53Oops!
13:54Sorry, Kermit!
13:57Maybe you should just talk your story
13:59and let someone else type for a while!
14:01Good idea, Scooter. I can give my fingers a breath and use it for thinking, along with my nose and
14:08elbow.
14:09Wow, it's working.
14:11Go ahead, Gonzo. You talk and I'll type, like I do on my computer.
14:15Okay, here goes.
14:18Chapter 4.
14:23Having gotten through the sinister writer's block, Philip Samuel Marlowe stayed at his honey of a ham.
14:30Honey of a what-a-arrived to the strangest place in the universe, the figment of my imagination.
14:38Yoo-hoo! Anybody home? Nobody but us weirdos.
14:43You think my Uncle Professor Kermit's block is in here?
14:47If he's not, all he has to do is use writer's prerogative.
14:51Writer's prerogative? How does that work?
14:54Simple. I just ask the writer.
14:57Oh, writer?
14:59Yes?
15:00How about having Kermit appear in the story now?
15:02Really?
15:03I was thinking about a squadron of heap-seeking camels.
15:07What?
15:08Ah, no good. The pig wants Kermit.
15:11Ah, okay.
15:12Uncle Frog, I found you!
15:20Uh, stay put, niece, pig.
15:23I'll come to you.
15:27Oops. Um, uh, just a second.
15:36Um...
15:36Hold it. Let's take the shortcut.
15:38Uh, nice touch.
15:44Thanks.
15:46Oh, Uncle Dearest, I'm so happy to see you.
15:49Hey, look what I found.
15:51The Emerald Weirdo!
15:53I've been searching for it for years.
15:56Why, it's beautiful.
15:58Don't touch it!
16:00Huh? I feel so...
16:17Oh, my gosh!
16:20Oh, my gosh!
16:21The Emerald Weirdo is weirding him out!
16:27It can't affect me.
16:29I'm already weird.
16:31It's cat, cat...
16:32Ah, yeah.
16:33You're a easy...
16:35You're a easy...
16:38You're a easy...
16:40A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a
16:41-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a
16:42-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a!
16:53and the twilight zone.
16:56Oh, boy.
16:57This writing stuff is pretty complicated.
17:02I'll say.
17:04Writing stories is just like writing songs.
17:06Here, I'll show you.
17:08C, G, C.
17:10S, Q, P.
17:12Uh-oh, I think my typewriter's out of tune.
17:15G, B, D.
17:16X, Y, Z.
17:19Every little note is magic.
17:21Every little chord's a song.
17:23It's so much fun creating.
17:26Make it up as you go along.
17:29One text of stories.
17:31More than a mystery.
17:33Please, I want to hear some words around
17:35and lots of different words.
17:38So, Rany, la, la, la, it's fun to write.
17:42La, la, la, la, la, la.
17:43This is a character.
17:45Oh, boy, this paper's one.
17:48The little song is a song.
17:50It's a possibility.
17:52For an ocean-packed adventure.
17:55Or a real cool melody.
17:57I hear the music in my head.
18:00I'm searching for a sound.
18:02Yeah, of course.
18:03It's a creature.
18:04You just can't throw it down.
18:07Do, Rany.
18:08Cha, cha, cha.
18:09It's fun to write.
18:11La, la, la, la, la, la.
18:12Here you go.
18:13Exclamation point.
18:14This is coming out great.
18:17Hey, I'll trade you a note for a letter.
18:19Let's put them both together.
18:21Crescendo is a post-to-be.
18:24It's fun to write.
18:25La, la, la, la, la.
18:26When you're passing different keys.
18:28It's fun to write.
18:31It's so much fun.
18:32Hey, everyone.
18:33It's fun to write.
18:40Thank you, thank you.
18:42And for my next chapter, I shall write Beethoven's Dilemon's Symphony in the key of J.
18:58I'm Gansels.
19:01Gansels!
19:03Here I go!
19:04Yes.
19:05You're on me!
19:07My ears.
19:08Oh.
19:09Sorry, Kermit.
19:10I didn't think you had any ears.
19:15Here I go.
19:16Here I go.
19:17Ah, let's see.
19:19What should I put in my next chapter?
19:21How's the story coming, Gonzo?
19:24Pretty good, Skeeter.
19:25Now all I need is a fairy tale ending where the weirdo gets the girl.
19:29But how are you going to do that?
19:31Simple, with the emerald weirdo.
19:34Oh, wait a minute.
19:36Where's Piggy?
19:40Is this it, Gonzo?
19:43Hi.
19:44I left her back to chapter four.
19:47But how will you get back to her that many pages away?
19:51With this.
19:52My poetic license.
19:54Huh?
19:56Footnote to chapter four.
20:00Nah.
20:02A foot's too small.
20:03Better make that a leg note.
20:06Yeah.
20:09Returning to chapter four in his time-traveling typewriter.
20:15Ah, nope.
20:17Still, it's Samuel Bernal Spade couldn't find the dead.
20:20So, he reached back to the pages of his very old story.
20:27Right here.
20:30I hope I'm not too late.
20:32Huh?
20:32I've been looking for you everywhere, Spade.
20:36You've got to help me find my uncle, remember?
20:38He disappeared while searching for the legendary emerald weirdo.
20:42Phew.
20:43You mean this?
20:45Ah!
20:46At last, I'm ready to give the emerald weirdo to the pig.
20:50So she'll do the weirdest thing she's ever done.
20:53Fall in love with me.
20:56Oh, no.
20:58I'm getting weird again.
21:00Yes.
21:01This is the weirdest sensation I've ever had.
21:05Yes, yes.
21:07Oh, darling.
21:09I...
21:09Yes, yes, yes.
21:12I think you should check the pages for time.
21:23Like all good writers, I love my work.
21:30Good story.
21:33Thanks, Animal.
21:35I don't think it was so good.
21:37How's the story coming, Gonzo?
21:39Oh, it's done, Daddy.
21:41Can I read it to you?
21:42Oh, you're too odd.
21:45Why, I'd love to hear it, Gonzo.
21:48You got it, Nanny.
21:57Chapter One.
21:59Romancing the Weirdo.
22:01It was a hot and steamy night.
22:06And everyone lived weirdly ever after.
22:09The end.
22:10Well, what do you think?
22:11That was a very exciting story, Gonzo.
22:15How on earth did you think of all those wonderful ideas?
22:19I didn't think them up myself, Nanny.
22:21I got them from Kermit, and Piggy, and Fozzie, and everyone.
22:25Huh?
22:26Those were very creative ideas, kids.
22:29Um, thanks, Nanny.
22:30Well, um, since you put it that way, Gonzo, I guess they were pretty good.
22:35Yeah.
22:39I want to write my own story.
22:41Me, too.
22:42How about a story about a dog?
22:44Ha-ha!
22:45Mine called The Frog in the Hat, by Dr. Piggy.
22:49Chapter One.
22:51Oh, boy.
22:57Animal, what did you do with my typewriter?
23:01Right here.
23:03Oh, you wouldn't.
23:05No, don't do that.
23:07Yeah!
23:08Oh, oh.
23:09Yeah, oh.
23:11Oh.
23:13Oh.
23:14Huh?
23:15What's that spell?
23:17Oh, boy, boy.
23:19Oh, boy, boy.
23:20Oh, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy.
23:20Don't you believe it?
23:23Hey!
23:24Hey!
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