00:05For you
00:06When your room looks kinda weird
00:10And you wish that you weren't there
00:12Just close your eyes and fix me
00:15And you can be as you can
00:18Save you
00:38Hello, sports fans.
00:40Bozzy Garberziola here.
00:43And what a game we have on this rainy day at Muppet Dome Stadium.
00:48The pitcher looks in.
00:50The batter waits.
00:52And waits.
00:53What are you doing, Gonzo?
00:56I don't know, but my hands are sure getting tired.
00:59Listen, you just catch the ball.
01:02And you just throw it now.
01:06Okay.
01:10Piggy smacks a long flaskaroonie.
01:14Huh? I hit it?
01:16Oh, Goody, I hit it.
01:19Uh, Piggy, you're supposed to run.
01:22I don't have to run.
01:24A Kermit's running for me, see?
01:26What?
01:28Outfielder Kermit runs back.
01:30Back.
01:30He jumps.
01:32I got it.
01:33I got it.
01:35Oh, no.
01:38What a great...
01:39Uh, what do you call that?
01:42I, uh, got it.
01:44I don't believe it.
01:47I don't believe it.
01:48He got it!
01:50Now we're gonna get it.
01:52Look.
01:53Uh-oh.
01:55Oh, my, what happened?
01:57Are you kids all right?
01:59Um, um, we're okay, Nanny.
02:01But I, uh, I don't think the wall is.
02:05Well, thank goodness no one was hurt.
02:08Boy, this sure is a big hole, Nanny.
02:12Hey, hey, what's that?
02:14Woo-hoo!
02:15Give me a little bit of a bird.
02:18Huh?
02:19Rolf?
02:20What is it?
02:20Why, it's an old cookie tin.
02:23Oh, yummy.
02:25Yada, yada, yada, yada.
02:26Oh, I'm sure there are no cookies in here, Animal.
02:28Well, something's in it.
02:30Oh.
02:31Well, you're right, Piggy.
02:34Kermit, you and Rolf hold the bottom.
02:36I'll pull on the top.
02:38Oh.
02:39Hey.
02:40Hey.
02:42Hey, what's all this old stuff?
02:44And who are these funny people?
02:47Boy, what planet are they from, Nanny?
02:50Kids, look.
02:52These pictures were taken right in this room.
02:55They were?
02:56Wow, it is the nursery.
02:59But they're so old.
03:00You know, I think this box is a time capsule.
03:04A time capsule?
03:06A time capsule.
03:08Old pictures and things left by the people who lived here a long time ago.
03:12So we'd find them and know what their life was like.
03:16Huh?
03:17You mean somebody lived here before us?
03:20Oh, yes.
03:21Lots of people.
03:22Really?
03:23Wow!
03:25My, my.
03:27Shirley Temple.
03:29Who's Shirley Temple?
03:30She was a big movie star that all little girls wanted to be just like.
03:35Even this little girl who lived right here in the nursery, see?
03:38Gee.
03:40Oh, my.
03:41Look at the time.
03:42I better go call the repairman so we can get the wall fixed.
03:49Gee.
03:49Hey, Nancy Temple.
03:52That's Shirley.
03:53Okay.
03:54Nancy, Shirley.
03:56Whatever.
03:59Oh, um.
04:01How will I ever become a star if no one knows how adorable I am?
04:06Hello, friends, neighbors, and adorable little babies all across the land.
04:11Huh?
04:12Da-da-da-da-doon.
04:14Welcome to the first live broadcast of Ralph Ellington and his Muppet Baby Pam.
04:20Oh, the radio.
04:22Not much to look at, huh?
04:26That's better.
04:28And now, the velvet vocal cords of Skeeter Skeetlittle, our lovely little songbird.
04:35Lovely little songbird?
04:37Skeeter?
04:38But I thought I was going to sing.
04:41Hang on, Piggy.
04:43You'll get your chance.
04:45So without further ado, Skeeter...
04:48Skeetlittle.
04:52I'd like to dedicate my first number tonight to all of these just sings a stupid song.
04:59So we can get to my party.
05:01Okay, okay.
05:05Me, me, me, me, me.
05:06Oh, McDonald had a fun.
05:13Is she bad or what?
05:16Excuse me, Miss Smarty Pants, but I just happen to be singing like this on purpose.
05:21So you can have your big chance, remember?
05:52Me, me, me, me, me, me.
05:54Are you kidding?
05:55Keep back my warmth!
06:19I'm scared!
06:20lΓ -lΓ -lΓ -lΓ !
06:22Ah!
06:25Good drummer!
06:27Blah-blah-blah-blah!
06:28Ah!
06:30Did it, boys!
06:32Ah!
06:34Excuse me, Piggy.
06:36But the old clock on the wall says we're out of time.
06:39We're out of time.
06:41See?
06:42Huh? You mean I only get to see one word?
06:46Sorry, Piggy.
06:48Pallygrams!
06:52Hold it, Piggy. That one word was enough. Your fans have spoken. They want you to come back next week.
06:58But too bad you can't come back.
07:01What do you mean I can't come back?
07:03Because in the last two minutes, you've become so popular, you're going to Hollywood.
07:08Piggy, you're a star. People adore you.
07:16Go on.
07:16And you'll be remembered.
07:20Just a little more.
07:21And it's love forever.
07:26Sheesh.
07:27Oh, thank you, my wonderful fans. Thank you.
07:32Pretty neat ending, huh?
07:39Wow. What are we celebrating here?
07:42Hi, Nanny. We're pretending to be the first people who ever lived in the nursery.
07:47You know, the ones in that time collapsible?
07:50Oh, that's time capsule, Fozzie.
07:53And those weren't the first people. Lots of people lived here before that.
07:58They did?
07:58I told the repairman about the time capsule we found.
08:02And he says he knows all about this house.
08:06Maybe when he gets here, he can tell you more about the people who lived here.
08:10Really?
08:15What are you looking for, Gonzo?
08:18Maybe some other people who lived here left something neat, too.
08:22Gee, what kind of stuff?
08:24I don't know.
08:25Maybe something like this.
08:29A wishbone?
08:31A wishbone?
08:32A wishbone? Are you kidding?
08:34I'll bet this is a bone from the most feared dinosaur of all time.
08:42The dreaded...
08:44Colocasaurus!
08:48Gonzo, would you please not eat with your mouth open?
08:53Huh?
08:53And don't talk with your mouth full, either.
09:01Booga, geega, humbay, geeggo, zay!
09:07And would you monkey brains take that beach boulder outside before you ruin the sorcery?
09:16Booga, booga, clucka, googa!
09:20Geega, booga?
09:24Clucka, cooga, clucka, cooga!
09:27Clucka, clucka, cooga!
09:29Clucka, cooga!
09:30Googa, eega!
09:33Clucka, cooga?
09:37This is ridiculous.
09:39Now we're going to play caveman charades.
09:42Quack-a-moley?
09:44What?
09:45What?
09:47Okay, move over.
09:50Glasses!
09:51Eyes!
09:52A has four eyes!
09:55A has two heads!
09:59Two heads!
10:01Headlights!
10:02Knight rider!
10:04I never could resist a game of charades.
10:07No matter how stupid.
10:14Knight Rider dressed as a chicken!
10:17That can't be right.
10:26That was gonna be my next guess.
10:33What are you so scared about?
10:35I thought he looked kinda cute.
10:37Huh? Ooga?
10:38What?
10:39But kinda lonely.
10:41Maybe we should try and help him.
10:43Uh-uh. No way!
10:45I don't...
10:45Oh, yeah, right.
10:48Good. Now you and your Ooga Ooga pals,
10:51go and bring the little guy back.
10:55Hey, Ooga, Ooga, Ooga!
10:58Ooga, Ooga, Ooga, Ooga, Ooga, Ooga, Ooga, Ooga, Ooga, Ooga, Ooga, Ooga.
11:01And don't slap the door!
11:16Ooga Ooga, you are...
11:20Ooga, Ooga, Ooga, Ooga...ζ―ε¦
11:25?,'A-am
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11:36Mama?
11:37Oh, boy!
11:39Cute little baby you have here, Mama.
11:42Yeah?
11:43Something tells me I'd better get moving before...
11:50It's too late!
11:51Run!
12:00Let's get into this cave!
12:04What?
12:08What?
12:10What?
12:12What?
12:13What?
12:14Yaaay!
12:15Booboo!
12:18Ah, quacka-boobo!
12:20Oh, there's going to be you.
12:22Ooka?
12:23Benga-benga!
12:25Gonga-gonga!
12:32Oh, boy!
12:39Living in a cave
12:41Beating on stones
12:43Playing with toys that are made of bones
12:46Eating off the trees and stuffing up our knees
12:48In the summer we sweat and in the winter we freeze
12:51Oh, pay, pay, pay
12:55Rub two sticks and make them fire
12:57We don't use words
13:02No alphabet
13:04None of that's been invented yet
13:07We don't need a telephone
13:09All we do is frug and plunge
13:12Oh, caveman games
13:16Fucking barefoot hurts my toes
13:19Caveman games
13:22Caveman games
13:24We sleep on rocks and twigs
13:27We wrap ourselves in fur
13:29A mammoth for him
13:31And a lizard for her
13:34Caveman games
13:37Dinosaurs no matter
13:39Caveman games
13:41Caveman games
13:44We all have hair down to our knees
13:47Caveman games
13:48Caveman games
13:49Ooga
13:49Ooga
13:52Ooga
13:53Ooga
13:54Ooga
13:54Ooga
13:55Ooga
13:55Ooga
13:56Ooga
14:17Ooga
14:18Hi, kids.
14:20Hello.
14:21Well, that's a nice, neat hole you made there, Kermit.
14:25Um, thanks.
14:27It's his first one.
14:29Sheesh.
14:30Well, the first thing we'll have to do is take out the broken part of the wall and say, what's
14:36this?
14:37Last one.
14:38Oh, boy.
14:39Another time spatula.
14:41Well, not exactly.
14:43But I'd say somebody left this behind a long time ago.
14:47It looks like a key.
14:49Gosh, it sure is big.
14:51Yep, and old, too.
14:54Can I see it?
14:56Gee, this looks like the kind Benjamin Franklin has in my picture book.
15:02Oh, come look, Scooter.
15:04More rain.
15:05And lightning, too.
15:15Scooter?
15:15Huh?
15:16Scooterman Franklin?
15:17What are you doing?
15:19Um, inventing electricity.
15:22Electricity?
15:23Huh.
15:24Why don't you invent something important?
15:27Like French vanilla pistachio ice cream with whipped cream and nuts on top.
15:31Or a yo-yo.
15:32Huh?
15:33What are you making, Piggy Ross?
15:36Just the first American flag, that's all.
15:39What do you think?
15:40Oh, well, uh, isn't it supposed to be red, white, and blue?
15:44Whoops.
15:46That was the bag.
15:48Oh, who can that be?
15:50Oh, my friends are here.
15:52What for?
15:53We're signing the Declaration of Independence today.
15:56We are?
15:57Uh-huh.
15:58Hi, Kermit Washington.
16:00Hi, Scooterman.
16:02Phew.
16:02Boy, am I bushed.
16:04Mind if I take a nap?
16:05Sure.
16:06Go ahead.
16:07Oh, goody.
16:08Now we can say Kermit Washington slept here.
16:11Sheesh.
16:13Who are you?
16:15Hey, Bearham Lincoln.
16:17Say, nice place you got here, Scooterman.
16:19Sure beats my old log cabin.
16:22Hi, Elvis Rolf.
16:24Elvis?
16:25Hey, Scooterman.
16:26Say, how long before you invent electricity so I can plug in my guitar?
16:31Um, um, um, um, baby, baby.
16:33See, it's just not the same.
16:35Wait a minute, Scooterman.
16:36Ed Lincoln and Elvis didn't sign the Declaration of Independence.
16:41They didn't?
16:43No.
16:43Well, these are the only famous Americans we can think of.
16:48Right, guys?
16:49Right.
16:54Boys.
16:55Phew.
16:56Now what?
16:59Come in.
17:00Who are you supposed to be?
17:02I don't know.
17:03But isn't this a neat outfit?
17:05Gonzo helped me.
17:07It looks like it.
17:08The 49ers are coming.
17:10The 49ers are coming.
17:12Huh?
17:13The 49ers?
17:15Yeah.
17:16The 49ers?
17:17I thought the Redcoats were coming.
17:20No.
17:20They couldn't make it.
17:22Got a big game in Cleveland tonight.
17:23We get the 49ers.
17:25And here they come.
17:30And here they come.
17:33There's a million of them.
17:35Huh?
17:36Oh, this isn't right at all.
17:38Now he notices.
17:40Who cares?
17:41I'm getting out of here.
17:43Stop.
17:44And I'm off to Las Vegas.
17:45Hum-hum-hum-a, baby.
17:46And, uh, I, uh, I gotta be going.
17:49See ya.
17:49Bye.
17:50Sheesh.
17:51Uh, I think I'll go sleep somewhere where it's a little quieter.
17:55Wait.
17:56What about the Declaration of Independence?
17:59We forgot...
18:00To sign it!
18:02Sign what, Scooter?
18:04Oh, uh, sign up for Little League Baseball.
18:08Huh?
18:11Phew.
18:13Real solid building, this one.
18:15Seems like it's been here since before the flood, I reckon.
18:18The flood?
18:19Well, kids, are you having fun watching Mr. Johnson?
18:23Yes, Annie.
18:24He works hard.
18:26Now, these youngsters tell the darndest stories.
18:28Sometimes I forget what I'm doing.
18:31Ha-ha.
18:32I see.
18:33Maybe you kids should play somewhere else so Mr. Johnson can get his work done.
18:37Okay, Annie.
18:39Okay, let's go.
18:40Come on.
18:40See you later.
18:45Oh, I love the attic.
18:47Yeah.
18:48It's so old and little.
18:50Gosh.
18:51It's sure raining loud.
18:55Whoa.
18:57Hey, look at these tools.
19:00They must be ancient.
19:02Yeah, and old.
19:03I wonder who they belong to.
19:06Gee, Mr. Johnson said the house is as old as the flood.
19:10Maybe they belong to Noah.
19:16Who are you?
19:17My name must be Noah.
19:19Well, what's all the banging about?
19:21Oh, I'm building us an arkus.
19:24Building us an arkus?
19:25What's wrong with your mouth, Kermit?
19:27What do you mean, us?
19:29I mean you're talking funny.
19:31That's how they talked in olden times, piggy.
19:34It is?
19:35Well, if you ask me, it sounds brilliant.
19:38Hey, how's the ark coming, Noah?
19:40Need some help?
19:41No, there be if only one hammer.
19:44So, uh, what you gonna put in this ark, Noah?
19:47We must go forth and bring us back two of everything.
19:51Everything?
19:53Hmm.
19:55Maybe if it'd be too late to save us everything.
19:59I know.
20:00Go forth and collect us two of every toy
20:03and bring us them back to the ark.
20:06Oh, yeah.
20:08Two?
20:09Two?
20:10But there's only one Camilla.
20:12And one whoopee cushion.
20:15Okay, okay.
20:16Bring us what you can.
20:21More did Willard Scott ever blow us this one.
20:26You can say it that again.
20:32Camilla!
20:34Camilla!
20:36I can't find it, my whoopee cushion.
20:40There it is, it.
20:43Here's your computer, Scooter.
20:45Have you seen my piano?
20:47There it is.
20:49Camilla!
20:51Where have you been?
20:52Come on!
20:56Come on, let's go!
20:58Uh, have we forgotten us anything?
21:01Nope.
21:02Nope.
21:03Nope.
21:04Um, are you sure?
21:05Aren't we missing somebody?
21:08Hey!
21:10The flood!
21:11What flood?
21:11From the rain, Nanny.
21:15Well, it looks like it stopped raining, Kermit.
21:17It has?
21:19Uh-huh.
21:20The sun is out.
21:21Yeah!
21:22And Mr. Johnson is just about done with the wall downstairs.
21:26The hole is almost fixed.
21:28Gee, Nanny.
21:29Maybe we should make our own time, Cocker Spaniel.
21:32Huh?
21:32Why, Fozzie, that's a wonderful idea.
21:36Why don't you kids pick out some special things, and we'll put them back in the wall.
21:40Then someday, whoever finds them, can know who they are, too.
21:45Oh, there you go!
21:47I know what I'm picking.
21:49No, no.
21:50Boy, is this gonna be great or what?
21:53I'll say.
21:55Those kids about ready?
21:57Sounds like it to me.
22:00Hi, kids.
22:01Where's the stuff for the time capsule?
22:04Here it is, Nanny.
22:09Oh, my.
22:11I think you brought too much, kids.
22:13Aw, gee.
22:15Sorry, Mommy.
22:17Now what do we do?
22:18I know.
22:19I'll take a picture of you with all this stuff, and we'll put that in the time capsule.
22:24Oh, yeah.
22:25Okay, kids.
22:26Stand together and hold up your stuff.
22:28I want to be next to you, sis.
22:31I want to be next to you, Kermit.
22:33Come on, Fozzie.
22:34Rolf.
22:35Ah, can I be next to you, Piggy?
22:38Well, okay.
22:40Hey, where's the animal?
22:42Here.
22:43Here.
22:44That's better.
22:46Now, ready?
22:47Say cheese.
22:48Cheese.
22:50Cheddar.
22:51Fozzie.
22:53Bimburger.
22:54Oh, yeah.
22:56Oh, yeah.
23:01Ooga.
23:02Crack-a-cookle.
23:05Whack-a-cookle.
23:07Whack-a-cookle.
23:09Oh.
23:10Oh, Mary.
23:12But don't you go by my...
23:15No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
23:15no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
23:15no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
23:15no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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