00:03Captain's log, stardate, uh, two.
00:07We have taken the static Klingons prisoner aboard the second prime.
00:12Mr. Weirdo has set our coordinates for the nearest starbase, where the Klingons will stand trial.
00:18They should arrive there in exactly 1.732.
00:23Skip it, Mr. Weirdo. I'm sure we'll get there soon enough.
00:26Mm-hmm. Oh, Captain Kirkman, could I speak to you privately?
00:32Be careful, Captain. Stardate Klingons are very dangerous.
00:37Captain Kirkman, do I look dangerous?
00:42Well, um, no, not exactly. But whatever you have to say can be said in front of the whole crew.
00:48Very well. How about we ditch these guys and grab some lunar pizza?
00:52Maybe take in a movie at the local Galaxy 6.
00:55I, uh, I'm afraid that's against Federation rules.
01:00Throw in a kiss-a-roonie for your Vulcan dreamboat here, and, uh, you got yourself a date.
01:06What? I'm warning you, Weirdo. Don't come any closer, or you're gonna get a shock.
01:11Nothing you do could ever shock me, my little Klingon cauliflower.
01:19How are you? How are you? That came close.
01:22For real?
01:23Oh, hey!
01:25I can't see!
01:27Whoa!
01:28What's happening, Dr. Dogbones?
01:30Well, Captain Kirkman, I'd say Mr. Weirdo there is a bad case of...
01:37Static cling.
01:39Huh?
01:40You know, like socks in the dryer. Everything clings too open.
01:44Hey! You starfleet guys really stick together.
01:48Ozzy, stop fooling around. Get a tickle finger and guard them.
01:52Uh, yes, sir, Commander, sir. Uh, ma'am? Uh, Sam?
01:58And as for you, Mr. Vulcan dreamboat, set course for the planet Klingon, and make it snappy.
02:06Anything you say, my Klingon cutie pie?
02:09Hee!
02:10I mean, your clinginess.
02:14Oh, whee!
02:16Whoops!
02:17Hey, what's your feet?
02:18Huh?
02:18I can't see ya!
02:20Oh, whee!
02:21Uh, let's see. A course for Klingon.
02:24Let it be N67.99992 and E22.715.
02:34Got it.
02:35Now, Captain Kirkman, let me tell you what I have in store for you.
02:39For me?
02:41Uh, well...
02:42A little Klingon wedding. Nothing fancy.
02:45A couple of thousand Criplight bridesmaids.
02:49A few million berries.
02:51They shall get from all over the universe.
02:53Uh, don't you think this is a little sudden, Commander?
02:57To you, maybe. But I've been dreaming of it for months.
03:00Ever since I first saw your picture in Space People magazine.
03:03I see.
03:05Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me?
03:07Yes?
03:08Is anybody else in here hot?
03:10Yeah!
03:11I'll see.
03:12Look!
03:13Ooh!
03:13I never knew Klingon was such a bright planet.
03:17That's not Klingon, you Vulcan paper head!
03:20That's the sun!
03:22That's the sun!
03:23The sun?
03:24Whoops!
03:24Maybe that was supposed to be N67.99991 instead of N67.
03:30Quit yucking! I turned it down!
03:33Wow!
03:33Oh!
03:38Oh!
03:39Oh!
03:41It's not working!
03:43Tee!
03:44What a lot!
03:45What a lot!
03:46The spaceship is melting!
03:49Tee!
03:50What are we gonna do?
03:51I know!
03:51We could rub cheese all over ourselves and pretend we're a tuna mouth!
03:55Tee!
03:56Tee!
03:56What?
03:58Tee!
04:00What's that?
04:01Tee!
04:02Tee!
04:02Automatic sprinkling system.
04:04Tee!
04:04It kicks in at 2,000 degrees!
04:07Tee!
04:08Tee!
04:08Tee!
04:10Thanks, Animal!
04:11Welcome!
04:13Tee!
04:15If we're not in this spaceship anymore, then how come it's still so hot?
04:19Yeah!
04:20How come?
04:21Maybe the nursery has broken off from the house and turned into a real spaceship!
04:27Huh?
04:27What if Goss is right and we're about to crash into the sun?
04:31Don't be ridiculous!
04:32Yeah!
04:34We'll burn up and disintegrate before we ever get that far!
04:37Huh?
04:38Well, there's one sure way to find out!
04:40Open the door!
04:41This is silly!
04:48Hermie, open the door!
04:50Huh?
04:50Why me?
04:52Because you're brave and strong and you're my hero!
04:55But, uh...
04:55Please!
04:57Sheesh!
04:58Okay!
04:59Hi, Nanny!
05:00Oh!
05:00Oh!
05:03Kids!
05:04Kids!
05:05Nanny!
05:06Hi, Nanny!
05:08Oh!
05:09What a relief!
05:10Wow, Nanny!
05:11You really surprised us!
05:12I didn't mean to, Ralph!
05:14I just wanted to tell you that we're having a heat wave!
05:17And wouldn't you know it, the air conditioner broke down!
05:21Heat wave?
05:22You mean we're not going to crash into the sun?
05:25No, of course not, Piggy!
05:27Whatever gave you that idea?
05:30Eh...
05:31Well...
05:31Nip, witch!
05:33Now, you kids take it easy until the air conditioner's fixed!
05:36I'll make some lemonade for you later!
05:38Okay?
05:39Okay, Nanny!
05:42Nanny said to take it easy, so let's play checkers!
05:46Okay!
05:47But what if we get bored?
05:48Get it?
05:49Checkers?
05:50Bored?
05:50Waka waka!
05:52Fine!
05:55And what are you doing, Scooter?
05:57I'm playing Charlie!
06:00Charlie?
06:01Uh-huh!
06:02It reminded me of a movie I watched once with Nanny, called The African Queen.
06:07There was this guy in it named Charlie, see?
06:09Did you say movie about a queen?
06:12You couldn't have a movie about a queen without more, could you?
06:16Well, uh, come to think of it, there was a lady in the picture, too.
06:21Oh, Piggy!
06:21I'll be right back!
06:25I'm ready!
06:26Piggy!
06:27Who are you supposed to be?
06:29The African Queen, of course!
06:31Uh, Piggy!
06:32And I'll be waited on!
06:35I might be bonus service!
06:37But, Piggy...
06:38And they'll keep me nice and cool!
06:41Ah!
06:43Ah!
06:44Ah!
06:45Ah!
06:47Ah!
06:48Me, Tarzana!
06:50Queen of the jungle!
06:54Ah!
06:55Ah!
06:55Ah!
06:55Ah!
06:55No way, Skeeter!
06:56I'm the African Queen!
06:58Oh, no, you're not!
07:00Yes, I am!
07:01You're not!
07:02I'm too!
07:03Wait a minute!
07:04You both got it wrong!
07:05It's Tarzan, King of the jungle!
07:08It is!
07:09See?
07:10I'm the African Queen!
07:12And the African Queen is a boat!
07:15A what?
07:16A boat?
07:17Well, then Piggy will be just perfect!
07:21Bye-bye!
07:22Ow!
07:23Ow!
07:25Excuse me, Skeeter!
07:27But I must have heard you wrong!
07:29Did you say,
07:30Boat?
07:31Yeah!
07:33See?
07:34And I'm the captain!
07:37Oh!
07:37This boat sure doesn't look much like a queen!
07:41Well, I don't look much like a captain either!
07:44Good point!
07:46Listen, Piggy!
07:47The queen and I are going down the river!
07:49We're gonna find a cool spot to wait out this heat!
07:52Now you can come or you can stay!
07:55It's up to you!
07:56Oh!
07:56Well, since you act so nicely!
08:01I suppose it beats walking!
08:06Or swinging around like a monkey!
08:15But not by much!
08:18Oops!
08:19Whoa!
08:21Sorry, Miss!
08:22Oh, brother!
08:24What's that noise?
08:27There's the problem!
08:33I wouldn't do that, Piggy!
08:35Uh, Miss!
08:36You might tear the hole!
08:39No!
08:41There!
08:45That stopped the noise!
08:46We're moving faster already!
08:49Tear the hole!
08:50Huh!
08:50Don't be ridiculous!
08:52Whoa!
08:54Whoa!
08:56Whoa!
08:56Whoa!
08:57Whoa!
08:57Uh-oh!
09:00Oh, no!
09:02There goes the engine!
09:06And here comes Tarzana!
09:09The rat's getting a crack!
09:11Well, so are we!
09:13Aren't we, Charlie?
09:16Uh-huh!
09:19Uh-huh!
09:20Uh-huh!
09:20Uh-huh!
09:21We've just been having fun!
09:23Fun!
09:23Fun!
09:26Fun!
09:33Why, I can't remember the last time I had so much fun!
09:38Can you, Charlie?
09:41I even like standing on a slant like this!
09:44Don't you?
09:45Speak up, Charlie!
09:46Cat got your tongue?
09:47Uh-huh!
09:48It's crocodile!
09:50Oh, Charlie!
09:51Sometimes you're so...
09:53Ah!
09:54Take me, Charlie!
09:56Oh!
09:57Oh!
09:57Whoa!
09:59Oh!
10:00Nice try, Charlie!
10:02Phew!
10:03I guess it's up to me!
10:04Tell you what!
10:05You fix the engine, and I'll take care of Mr. Crocodile!
10:08Okay, miss!
10:10Yeah!
10:12You know, I just love a man who gets into his work!
10:16Gosh!
10:17This motor isn't anything like my computer!
10:20Maybe I should go help Piggy!
10:23On second thought, maybe not!
10:26Atta boy!
10:27Good boy!
10:28Huh?
10:29Hiiii!
10:31Atta boy!
10:32Good crocodile!
10:38Wow!
10:39How'd you teach him to fetch?
10:41Simple!
10:42He was bored, I was bored!
10:45Here, boy!
10:46Move that!
10:47Move that!
10:48Move that!
10:48How's the engine?
10:49It looks okay to me, Piggy!
10:51But our fuel's all wet, and we've got a flat!
10:54Scooter!
10:55A boat can't get a flat!
10:57Well, this one did!
10:59Oh!
11:00Well, now what are we going to do?
11:02Move that! Move that!
11:04I've got an idea!
11:07You know, Scooter, you surprise me sometimes!
11:10Thanks, Piggy!
11:12Uh, miss?
11:14Move that! Move that!
11:15La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
11:17What's that?
11:21Just what we're looking for!
11:26Your move, Kermit!
11:28Kermit?
11:29Quiet, Bozzy!
11:31I'm thinking!
11:32You are?
11:33Yup!
11:34Gotta plan my moves very carefully!
11:36Oh!
11:38Okay!
11:42Here's your ball!
11:44Yeah!
11:45And thanks, Animal!
11:46Welcome!
11:51Excuse me, mister!
11:53Have you got any coal here?
11:55Yup!
11:55Can you, uh, fix a flat?
11:58Yup!
11:59Can you say anything besides...
12:01Yup!
12:02Yup!
12:03You're a gnabbit, Kerms!
12:05You beat me again!
12:06Ahem!
12:08Excuse me, mister, uh...
12:10Paws!
12:11And this here's my cousin, Kerms!
12:13He doesn't talk much, cause he's thinking!
12:16Really?
12:17Well, if you're through with your little game, we could use some help!
12:20Help?
12:21Why didn't you say so in the first place, instead of asking all them dumb questions?
12:39Did you say you wanted some coal?
12:42Well, take whatever you've got!
12:47That should be enough!
12:50How'd you like to come for a ride with us on the African Queens?
12:54Nope!
12:54Don't you ever get tired of playing checkers?
12:58Nope!
12:59Oh!
13:01I just love the green silent type!
13:04We gotta get going, miss, if we wanna find that cool place!
13:08Oh!
13:08Okay!
13:10So long, then!
13:11And thanks!
13:16Oh, Charlie!
13:18I never knew the jungle could be so beautiful!
13:21Who are so noisy!
13:23What are those weird sounds?
13:26Oh!
13:30Oops!
13:32Oh!
13:33That's not funny, Tarzana!
13:43That blue-nosed howling monkey!
13:46What?
13:47Howling monkey always howling, cooling off in secret grotto!
13:52See ya!
13:54Aaaaaaah!
13:57Did she say cool off?
14:00Charlie!
14:01Let's go find that secret grotto!
14:03Your wish is my command, miss!
14:06What?
14:07Yeah!
14:08Whoa!
14:09Oh, brother!
14:13Oh, we're running into some thick fog, miss.
14:17Yeah, I can't see a thing.
14:20But that howler must be around here somewhere.
14:23Let's cut the engine so we don't scare the little guy.
14:33Do you see anything yet, Charlie?
14:37No, not yet.
14:39Wait, I think I see...
14:44Something.
14:46Oh, hi, Piggy. Hi, Scooter.
14:49You sounded like a howler, Monkey Gonzo.
14:51Oh, me?
14:53Yes, you, Charlie.
14:54Is this how you cool off with steam?
14:58Oh, well, I think I turned on the hot water by mistake.
15:03Anyway, I was just getting ready to go to a real cool place.
15:06You want to go?
15:07Oh, sounds good to me.
15:09Oh, I don't know, Scooter.
15:11Are we going to listen to a guy that howls like a monkey?
15:14Oh, come on.
15:15What have you got to lose?
15:17Only my mind, I guess.
15:19Great.
15:28You got to dress up when you go to Casa Barca.
15:32Casa Barca?
15:33What's that?
15:35That's the cool place we're going to.
15:37Okay, so show Charlie how to get there.
15:40Uh, let's see.
15:42Uh, we're here, and Casa Barca's over there.
15:46Uh, okay, take a ride up here, Charlie.
15:48Okay.
15:49I hope you know what you're doing.
15:51No problem, my exotic jungle blussop.
15:55This map is foolproof.
16:05Just a little rabbit.
16:07There's nothing to worry about.
16:10See?
16:12All over.
16:13Oh, I've had just about enough of this.
16:22It's yourself.
16:24Huh?
16:25Oh, my bag.
16:27Look, what's that?
16:29It's Casa Barca.
16:31Oh, we made it.
16:32Finally.
16:33Great.
16:34Come on, let's go cool off.
16:36Yeah, we're ready.
16:38You can say that again, Sam.
16:46Wow.
16:47This place is decorated in early doghouse.
16:51Correction.
16:52Doghouse cool.
16:54Oh.
16:56Arizona wants lemonade.
16:59Coming right up.
17:00Four lemonades.
17:02Me bring.
17:03Me bring.
17:05La, la, la, la, la.
17:08Great cake.
17:10Wow.
17:11This place is really neat.
17:13Neat.
17:14That rhymes with heat.
17:15Netsville's cool.
17:17Blue knows my man.
17:18Pull up a stool.
17:20Weird old rules.
17:22Yeah.
17:27It's a thousand degrees.
17:29No sign of the freezing snow.
17:32Standing.
17:33Huh?
17:34I'm stuck in my suit.
17:36And it's hard to be cute.
17:38When my nose is sweating.
17:41With the temperature just in high.
17:45How can a knife get by?
17:48How can a knife get by?
17:48How can a knife get by?
17:49How can a knife get by?
17:49Keep your cool.
17:51Keep your cool.
17:52It's a very good rule to live by.
17:55When it's hot.
17:57Pretend you're not.
17:59Just keep your cool.
18:02Keep your cool.
18:03No.
18:04My water is burning.
18:06My ice cream is turning into snow.
18:10What a bummer.
18:11My fingers are sticky.
18:13I'm still fine.
18:14I'm still kicking.
18:15We do too.
18:18I wish I could be like you.
18:21Uh-huh.
18:21Well, here's all you have to do.
18:24Cool.
18:25Ah!
18:25Keep your cool.
18:27Yeah, I'm cool.
18:29It's a very good rule to live by.
18:31I'm not cool.
18:32When it's hot.
18:34Pretend you're not.
18:35Just keep your cool.
18:39Keep your cool.
18:42Keep your cool.
18:42Oh, yeah.
18:50Sorry.
18:51Hey, Animal.
18:53Can I have some more of Nanny's lemonade?
18:55Yeah, me too.
18:56Oh, yeah.
18:57I'd like some, too.
19:01All done.
19:04Well, I guess it's time to close this place.
19:07Yeah.
19:08So what do we do now?
19:10I know.
19:11Why don't you all come on board the African Queen with Charlie?
19:14I mean, Skir and me.
19:16And we'll look for another cool spot.
19:18That's a great idea, Piggy.
19:20Where are we going to look?
19:21Say no more.
19:22I know just the place.
19:24As a matter of fact, it's the coolest spot in the whole jungle.
19:28See?
19:29It's right here on this map.
19:31Uh, no, here.
19:32I mean, here.
19:33Not another map.
19:35Uh, let's see.
19:37Oh, here it is.
19:38Found it.
19:39Yep.
19:40Is this it?
19:41I'm sure of it.
19:42Hey, cool.
19:43Here it is.
19:44All right.
19:47Aren't you coming, Piggy?
19:49All right.
19:51All aboard.
20:01Sorry.
20:02I guess we've got a full load.
20:05Tarzana time.
20:06Tarzana, good captain.
20:08No way, Tarzana.
20:10Charlie is the captain of his boat.
20:12He's taking it down rapid and fast dangerous crocodiles.
20:17Animal friends.
20:18Animal friends.
20:20And he's done a good job of it.
20:24Oh, thank you, miss.
20:25You're welcome, Charlie.
20:27Tarzana, why don't you help Gonzo?
20:30He needs all the help he can get.
20:32I'm better help.
20:33Okay?
20:34Make right.
20:35Woo!
20:37And left.
20:39Woo!
20:41Woo!
20:43Woo!
20:45Woo!
20:45And we should be.
20:47Woo!
20:51This is it.
20:52Well, I don't feel any cool spot.
20:55Yeah, where are we in?
20:57Oh, don't look at me, guys.
20:59It's right here on the map.
21:01See?
21:01This is the third time today you've said this the wrong way.
21:05Mr. Navigator.
21:07Really?
21:08Three is my lucky number.
21:10Or is it five?
21:13Oh, lucky number.
21:15Hey!
21:17Oh, boy.
21:18If we could just have some cool air.
21:21Okay, little buddy.
21:23If it's cold air you want, it's cold air you get.
21:26Huh?
21:27What?
21:28It's coming from behind the chair.
21:30You did it, Gonzo.
21:35This is great.
21:36Oh!
21:38Oh!
21:39Oh!
21:40Now this is what I call cool.
21:42Yay!
21:43Yay!
21:44What's all the excitement about, kids?
21:46Gonzo led us to a great cool spot, Manny.
21:49He did?
21:50Yeah, with Scooter's help.
21:52Oh, well, Gonzo, Scooter, do you think you could find your way back to the nursery?
21:58It's cool down there now, too.
22:00Yeah!
22:01Sure!
22:02Of course we can.
22:04Oh, I must be crazy.
22:07Crazy with love, right?
22:09Don't push it, Gonzo.
22:10Come on, Gonzo.
22:12Let's go!
22:13Okay, guys.
22:14Wait a minute, Scooty.
22:16How does the African Queen movie end?
22:18Well, uh, I think Charlie and the Miss get married.
22:24Really?
22:25Uh-huh.
22:26Well, if you, uh, don't mind, do you think we could just be friends instead?
22:33Sure!
22:35Phew!
22:42And now, these messages.
23:06And now, these messages.
23:21And now, they get married.
23:21Uh-huh.
23:23Bye, bye.
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